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knifeforsale · 2 years
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VINTAGE SIGMA DUCK BUTTER KNIFE | LISTING
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 months
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I was in a zombie apocalypse and me and my team found a shed full of weapons. While my friends were choosing guns and bombs, I selected a bright pink Hello Kitty butter knife. I was immediately accosted by zombies, who not only gnawed on my limbs but also insulted my clothes and weapon of choice while they killed me.
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thisthat-ortheother · 12 days
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timothybates · 4 months
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Who the fuck cares if it's too late for me to post my Thanksgiving themed art, at least I finished it! 🦃🍗
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motherofsephy · 2 months
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Day 7: Free Day
Silly Milly and her Butter Knife celebrate their Ace Relationship.
That's a wrap everyone. What a fun week. See you all next year, I hope.
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etcstims · 4 months
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Garlic confit spread
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yutamayo · 7 months
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Do you think when the gods look down on us, they cry?
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Or
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britcombruh · 10 months
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It's happened people.
JAMES KNOWS I FUCKING EXIST.
SOBBING. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
God I love that man 🫶🫶
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bimbusbobus · 1 year
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she is so freakin' ready
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fretbored34 · 1 year
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With a butter knife 👍
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gwennafran · 7 months
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Pale Lights, Book 2 chapter 5 - Savage Angharad
Alternate title: Butter knife. But the first one would annoy her if she learned about it. ;)
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knifeforsale · 1 year
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COWBOY BOOT BUTTER KNIFE | LISTING
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moonlarked · 11 months
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(tw for discussions and descriptions of self-harm)
I think about hamlet and blunted knives a lot.
And I mean literal blunted knives. Not metaphorical.
Claudius replaced his dagger with one that had been whittled down to the sharpness of a butter knife.
To protect him, they said. To protect others from him, they didn’t say. To protect their son, they said. To protect their heir and their status symbol, they didn’t say.
Of course, any fool knows you can impale your throat on a butter knife if you try hard enough. Key word though, try enough. You know what you can’t do with a butter knife? You can’t wound yourself and cover it with your sleeve. You can’t jab the back of your hand and smile later, shake your head, say “look what the goddamn cat did.”
A butter knife taunts you.
And it’s given to you by those who do not care, who think of you as a burden or a tool. If you stab yourself in the throat, it’s a tragedy. If you mark up your arms, it’s an annoyance. It hurts someone’s reputation.
A butter knife only hurts someone if one tries hard enough.
Think, then, about what state polonius’s body was in when ophelia saw it.
Think about her seeing hamlet contemplate death on a butter knife only hours earlier.
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cryptid-stimming · 2 years
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Stimboard for Yu-Gi-Oh's Millennium Puzzle for @thethrillof
x x x / x x / x x x
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cupofchangeling · 1 year
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Portia: Julius, I don’t CARE if it was a pizza party; I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO!
Caesar:
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banana-breadses · 1 year
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