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#but yea she do be partially dislocated
alorz · 3 years
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okay gamers so i errr uh subluxed my wrist . im pretty fucking sure. how bad would it be if i went to work tomorrow. fuck
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catch22inareddress · 6 years
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Sassafrass Chapter One
The newest Avenger is feisty and just what everyone in the tower needs. Everyone that is saved, Bucky. He's not quite sure how to take the foul mouth beauty who dishes it out to everyone and doesn't take his shit. Will she be more than Sargeant Barnes can handle or just or the perfect dame for the job?
The team came off the quinjet battered and bruised after the last mission, but let's be honest it went with the territory. Saving the world and shit came with the price of not looking good in shorts or bikinis. While the mission was an overall success and no one was lost, everyone was damaged in some way or another. Tony had some deep gashes from the suit being crushed. Cap was shot, Bucky was knocked from a second story building and had a head wound. You were stabbed in the shoulder, and Nat had her shoulder dislocated. Clint had some broken ribs and Sam a twisted ankle to everyone's snicker. After the med bay just about everyone had found themselves piled into the elevator going to there respective rooms.
Cap was the first to address everyone in the lift. "Alright team. Needless to say, exceptional job. I think everyone needs some r and r. So rest up and here's to an extended mini vacation. I pulled some strings and courtesy of---" Tony cut him off and with flamboyancy added. " Your favorite billionaire. We are flying out in a few hours to Barbados to my house for a long weekend. Pack up kids and get ready. Also, we pull names or of a hat on the plane for bunk buddies."
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He let out a typical Tony smirk. "Here's to you and me babe." He reached out to grab your hand and you flicked him off. "The only action you get if we bunk Stark is a throat punch, you gutter slut." Everyone laughed as he mocked gasped and put his hand to his chest. You were too tired for Tony's shit. While you loved him, he had gotten out of control lately and spiraled after the last off again with Pepper.
"Now would you say that to Capsicle here should he pull your name." The elevator chimed on Wanda your floor signaling your exit. " Well, Cap isn't the first choice out of this sorry bunch of misfits. Sorry, handsome." You winked at the blonde wall to your right, and he grinned in return. "But I would happily pop his cherry any day." You quickly jumped up ignoring the screaming pain in your body to give him a chaste kiss on his thoroughly red cheek.
You could've sworn Bucky growled from his direct right as you did so making the exchange even more victorious. You loved torturing that man with every fiber of your twisted being. You and he locked eyes as the door shut and the look of pure anger sent chills through you. You lived for the moments when you could get a rise of the soldier.
"Fuck me, Wanda." You turned but stood there for a moment while Wanda kept walking. "Sorry love, you know I don't swing that way. Plus there are plenty of attractive men that would do your bidding." You shook your head and smirked. "Or do you have only one in mind." You waved off the saucy minx comment and continued walking.
"What the hell is it with that ass badger Bucky?" You huffed as you threw your bag in your room and leaned against the frame awaiting her answer. She turned around with a knowing smile. " Don't pretend like we don't know who your first choice would be."
You wave your hand dramatically in the air. "Yes. Yes. Sam. But with his devastating injuring the man may never walk again. That's a huge  responsibility, and I'm too young to care for an invalid ." She laughed at your avoidance.
"Maybe he was jealous of Cap and your kiss." You shrugged your shoulders. "Pfft. Kiss? He doesn't know what this mouth can do." You wiggled your eyebrows, and she laughed. "Whatevs. I seriously doubt he's interested in me and since you refuse to go mind spy for me, I'm on my own. Now leave me be woman! I need to go pack some sexified clothes for this weekend."  You could hear her giggle as you slammed your door to get ready for the vacation.
You were comfortably seated next to Nat and across from Wanda having Y/F/D on the jet while Tony prepped the hat full of sexy, as he liked to call it. Maria, Sharon and some juggernautslut friend of Sharon's that was currently sitting next to Bucky, had joined your merry crew. Thus evening out the dick to chick ratio, so now everyone was bunking with someone from the opposite sex. Now your not one to slut shame- no. You could care less how many people one person chooses to be with, hell you're no saint. You just didn't care for said tag-a-long because of the way she was eye fucking a specific metal armed soldier.
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Wanda smirked, and Nat elbowed you. "Ah. What was that for?" She nodded in the direction of Buck and Laura. " If your superpower was killing with your mind that girl would be long gone."
"Har. Har. Good one Nat. I'm territorial what can I say? Plus I can tell she's a cumguzzling Fuckslut and he could do better. Call me a wolf, and this is my pack...... Although I could suck the air out of her lungs."Nat's eyes widened when knowing that with your specific air bending superpowers, that was a possibility. "First. If it were the whole pack, you'd be pissed at Maria and Sharon also. Second. You scare me Y/N." She laughed and then Wanda spoke up. "Don't worry Y/N. I have a few tricks. She won't room with him. "Your shoulders relaxed. " Finally my wicked witch is on my side. Fuckin' A! All I had to do was threaten someone's life. ...Huh?" Wanda just shook her head when you elbowed her, so she at least knew you were kidding...a little.
You all stood around the bar on the jet with everyone relaxed and drinks in hand. You lovingly looked at Wanda and Vision. Steve leaned in and smirked at you. "I knew you had a soft spot Y/N." You scoffed loudly gaining Bucky and Nat's attention. "Shut your virgin mouth, Roger's. I have no such things called feelings." He blushed and bit his ridiculous plump lower lip. "You're a terrible liar. You may have a mouth like your mentor, Wade, but you're not like him. You're a misfit like us." He lovingly threw an arm around you and made dumbass faces per usual to get you to loosen up. 
You and Deadpool were in the same program. But while he turned into a sausage casing, you didn't. You had the ability the manipulate air. You could levitate, move objects, suck the air out of lungs. That sort of thing. You did try flying, but that was disastrous and had Wade laughing so hard he nearly shat himself and instantly regretting not filming it and putting it on YouTube.
Tony held out the hat making your insides flustered and your heart was beating fast. "OK ladies pick! Nat your up first my deadly assassin." She reached in and pulled out an envelope and opened it. A smirk graced her face, and she looked towards our favorite archer. He laughed out loud. "I'm finally going to wear my favorite ginger  down." She took a drink of her beer. "Honey you've been working that game for years." I smiled " Oh Clint darling, you can't be a gentleman with Nat. Tsk Tsk. Our favorite ginger likes it rough." He nodded, "Noted. Thanks, Y/N." Nat pegged you with a handful of peanuts so naturally you opened your mouth and scolded her after only catching one. "Terrible aim!"
"Hey! This is how we get ants! You're up Wanda." Tony yelled. Wanda opened her envelope already knowing who she had since she was rigging the game in our favor. You took a drink smiling. " Vision"
He cleared his throat. Dozens of dirty images went through your head of how those things work.
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"So Vis, you got the equipment for my Wanda here?" He looked my way confused. " Pardon?" Everyone snickered. Wanda glared, and you heard her voice in your head.
" Fine, you're in your own."
Before you could plead she was gone. Your heart rate picked up while Steve's arm was around you as Laura's turn came up. Steve and Bucky no doubt could hear your heart rate. Steve leaned in being his fucking cute self as always. " You OK doll?"  You stole a glance at Buck and your eyes met. "Yea. I just don't like new people and I swear to God if I get  bunked with Tony I'll sleep in fucking the tub with my knife."
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That earned a booming laugh from Cap with his signature left pectoral grab. Bucky spoke up his voice so low. "If your uncomfortable with that Fucktard you can bunk with me.....or Steve. No matter who pulls our name." Although your excuse was a partial cover, you felt at ease from his caring comment. You forgot that these guys were old school gentlemen in a world full of boyginas.
Laura pulled put out Sam's name causing you to let out a sigh. "Thank fucking Odin." Bucky laughed and Steve smiled. Wanda hadn't abandoned you after all.
Your name came up.
"Here's to you and me darling you've never been with a billionaire." Tony said in a charming voice. "Oh, honey. You know money doesn't matter to me. Size does." Bucky laughed, probably confident in his super serum. You blushed. You actually blushed. Shit. "So you would trade a billionaire for a super soldier. Huh? I see how it is. Here I thought we had a connection." He showed mock hurt and frustration, and you smiled. All the flirting but you knew his heart was with Pepper he just needed to get his shit together.
You reached in and pulled out Bucky's name and silently thanked Wanda and her Witchery ways. "Looks like it's you and me, Sergeant Barnes. Now, what .ever will you do with me." Steve smiled while Buck hid behind his chestnut locks. Steve removed his arm and pushed you two together. You were always surprised by how he could do a 180 in a hot second. One minute a gentleman, one minute a cocky asshole, and then another a shy broken man that you wanted to hold and coax out of his shell. All three of the versions you wanted to do dirty things to, just at different speeds and fashions.
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You leaned into his ear and caught Laura glaring your way and saw Bucky's fist clenched. "You ok there, Sergeant?" He looked up at you, and he was biting his lip. But then he surprised you in the best and worst way. Taking you off guard. He leaned back in his chair. "Better than ok doll, I get to a room with you and not ...what did you call her? Cumguzzling fuckslut?"
You gasped. Unsure what to do. But then two can play this game. You went closer between his legs and he tensed at the close proximity but to your dismay quickly recovered. "You sneaky little bastard and your super soldier hearing. What else have you've been eavesdropping on."
He put his hands up in mock surrender. "Honestly that's it. And thank you for wanting to protect my virtue from such an....unsavory woman." He genuinely laughed, and you felt a victory at the sweet sound. You turned around but remained between his knees but now facing the bar. You looked back at him. "Who said you're safe from me Sergeant Barnes?"
You felt him lean in and his breath was on your ear. "Keep calling me Sergeant and you'll find out how successful that serum truly was."
Your breath hitched as he laughed and leaned back in his chair with your ass on full display snuggled right between his thighs.
Check fucking mate.
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