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Some 'dad' head canons for Winters, Nix, Malarkey, Lipton and whoever else you want! What kind of father are they (how strict, paranoid about safety, affectionate, or even distant)
Wow parent headcanons are really popular at the moment 😂
Dick Winters
He's totally a doting father. He can be strict when he needs to be but he's always fair.
He loves when the kids come down the farm with him and get stuck in, but he always makes sure they know the safety rules because of course he does its Dick Winters people.
They take it in turns to go for rides on the tractor with him. He's always a bit worried when he hits a bump and they bounce on the seat, but their delighted giggles always make him smile.
He puts them up on his shoulders so they can pick apples from the trees, and of course they always want to reach up as high as they can so he has to hold onto their little legs really tight.
He totally gives bear hugs.
And when he's heading up to bed himself he'll go in to each of their rooms and check on them and kiss them on the forehead and tell them he loves them and oh god someone stop me please.
Lewis Nixon
Lew was terrified of becoming a dad. Like he literally had a meltdown because he thought he'd be awful.
He's the opposite. He completely adores them
He spoils them rotten. You protest that he'll turn them into entitled brats and he quips back with "I was an entitled brat and I turned out alright didn't i?"
He's very nonchalant about safety. Unless they've put themselves in mortal danger he just says "a few bumps and bruises won't kill them. They'll be fine."
But one time your youngest was swinging off the banister and he nearly had a meltdown. He ran up the stairs and dragged him back onto the landing and went batshit. Safe to say nobody attempted that again.
He may act like he's jaded, but he's a lot of fun when they can drag him into games. He usually ends up wheezing because they've ran him ragged around the house. He and the kids collapse on the couch together to recover.
Donald Malarkey
He's so excited about being a dad. Like it's his proudest achievement in life that he's got these little devils in his life and gets to call them his kids.
He gets them into all kinds of mischief. He's the kind of dad who gets them to hide behind the door so they can jump out and give you a heart attack.
He's always playing with them. He'll have tea parties, he'll colour pictures, he'll play catch and hide and seek. He's basically a big kid himself tbh.
He takes them to the fairground and makes the mistake of pumping them full of sugar with candy floss and sweets. He always swears he won't make the same mistake next time but he always does.
He's very involved. He'll take his kids to their baseball games and he's that parent on the sidelines who's giving the umpire grief.
They literally have him wrapped around their little fingers and it's so adorable. He'd get them the moon if he could.
Carwood Lipton
Look, we all know Lip is a complete mother hen, are we really surprised he's like the perfect father?
He is very concerned about their safety. Like he'll have them in full body armour just to go out cycling their bikes because he doesn't want them to get hurt.
And when they do get hurt he completely fusses over them. He'll bandage them up and then give them a kiss and a treat to make them feel better.
You have a weekly tradition where you'll bake something together as a family. It's usually a complete mess but it's a lot of fun and they love to get involved.
He plays board games and card games with them and totally let's them win because he thinks it's so cute how excited they get.
He's also the coach of their baseball team, and they know not to mess with him once he's got his coaching cap on.
He's very patient and encouraging though, but he can give them hell if he needs to.
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CHAPTER 13 aka “Clip-Clop”
SPOILERS are sprinkled around extremely liberally for The Property of Hate
Masterpost here
Hoofers aka dancers hahaha
GIVE US TAP DANCING RGB
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Well, RGB DOES  give off static- Assok’s gotten stuck to his screen a few times. Those copper nails… this is a grounding wire thing isn’t it? I don’t know much about electronics but
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the defeat. the resignation. absolutely perfect
Aw jeeezzzz im glad Assok’s situation gets addressed. Sure, you can cope with being small with limited communication and mobility when you’re on your own and set yourself a Mission to keep you occupied, but now? going to a place where everything and everyone is bigger than you, the environment is absolutely NOT made with you in mind, and oh yeah, your ability to communicate is still shot to hell? I’m frankly surprised it took Assok this long to have a meltdown
Dsgahdk and with that EVERYONE’S ended up having a temper tantrum while at Cells now. she isn’t paid enough to deal with this nonsense
RGB’s kicking up a lot less fuss over the horseshoes. Does getting nails hammering into his feet hurt less than the iron or is he tired and drama-d out for the day?
Considering I’ve managed to jam stiff wire inch-deep into the meat of my foot before I can say with authority that it HURTS
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Fascinating. Assok being described as indelible also confirms past Heroes as true residents of the Make Believe.
!! this answers that question about why RGB can’t actually change his outfit
MECHSUIT ASSOK MECHSUIT ASSOK
I instantly imagine that warning siren as sounding like THIS
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE TINKER WANTS YOU TO CREDIT CREATORS!
Well hold on; I know rotoscoping is when you trace over film to animate, but i didn’t know there was a machine to do it called a rotoscope
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Look at this proud dad!!
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If RGB and Tailor engage in Pun Wars, RGB and Tinker engage in Petty Wars
Hero’s gotten her new amour but RGB gives her his jacket as a blanket anyway
RGB YOU AFFECTIONATE MADMAN YOU’RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF AT THIS RATE
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That is…another fairy circle. Who wants to bet the chunk of sea that landed in the sea is under there! The suns slowly gonna piece itself back together huh?
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Ah- I didn’t realize that when Dial steps through the door, the background is a white-out reflection of the previous page
So you could say that we are now behind the scenes
Check this out: the 3 panel page is the one where the re-lit suns sunk into the and the NEXT PAGE has one panel blacked out- incidentally, the panel where RGB is in the Black Market telling Hero that he doesn’t know if our favorite music lesbians are safe, but he hopes so
SPEAKING OF MUSIC LESBIANS HELLO MY QUEENS
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HEY
SO WHEN I SAID DIAL SHOULD GO TO JAIL FOR BAD PUNS THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Hate really doesn’t have luck converting Heroes who aren’t Dial huh
“it was YOU who made us BE like this”? “decide what we are”? obviously Hate messed with TOby’s and Tailor’s design, but Hate has a hand in how ALL Heroes appear in this world?? interesting
is Game Over for a Hero when they come face to face with Hate and she snaps her fingers like “congratz you’re an objecthead OC now”
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NOOOOOOO
EVEN WORSE- the notations for that second note Melody is a stopped note- that’s for when percussion players stop a cymbal with their hand to cut the sound out
for brass players that means shoving your hand into the bell to act as a mute.
Also both notes played at D’s, the second an octave higher indicating distress- MODMAD YOU GENIUS HOW DARE YOU
We could take this a step further on the analysis train and say that by playing a D she’s trying to call for Dial specifically. D’you think everyone gets a personalized note? Julienne, I’m sure, gets her own lovely motif
 But WOW remember the WHITE is BAD theory? Yowza. Look at this place. Julienne and Melody just got scrapped
Speakin’a, who wants to bet the reason we can’t see Hate’s dialogue is because her text+speechbubble are the same color as the background- white
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Okay, and FURTHER in that theory it turns out Negative causes the same black-out effect as the market. He’s made of and/or affiliated with darkness, which is a Good Thing so far in this comic on the same level as trees and the sea… RGB teaching Hero not to be afraid of the dark gets even more significant
Gee Hero, why does modmad let you have TWO dads?
“not like they can drown” alright, so the art wives got yote into the Sea or into the depths where the Ferryman and TOby are now chilling for eternity
Wow a lot is happening in short order, Okay;
Click’s affiliated with Hate and was sent to the Market specifically to take out RGB
It’s confirmed that Dial broadcasts audio to Hate, so what’s to say RGB isn’t broadcasting visuals to Hate as well? It could explain how she’s able to see the same comic we are to track his actions, and fits well with the “going dark once he goes Nega Force”
then again, “the Story” clearly does not stay solely with RGB- it’s wandered off to check in on Madras’ chair, the Idea and snail, and to this
INTERESTINGLY on the Plains blackout- they’re surprised to see it, sure, but surprised like they’ve never seen a weird blackout like it- which is to say, like they’ve never seen a previous instance of Negative activity before
This is definitely meaty evidence for “Negative is an extremely recent development” theory. Like, “split from RGB at the Pool of Tears” recent
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YIKES okay, Time is still a touchy subject for Hate
Dial also thinks that Time is chummy with RGB. We’ll have to come back to that when we meet Time in person
And, did Hate just threaten to erase him entirely? RGB and Hero get worn down to the sketch in their upcoming Elastic Valley adventures but Hate was able to do that to Dial just like THAT. White’s associated with erasure, but this implies Hate’s abilities actually directly tie into those phenomena and substances that erode this world
Mark that as another tick for “Hate bullied the sun into implosion”
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Now…why does Dial’s speechbox become a perfect rectangle here?
Man, WHY DO dreams make RGB dream about himself dying in famous silent film stunts gone horribly wrong? And he’s so utterly resigned to living all this out until he wakes up that he’s just unfazed and impatient to wake up
This post handily names the films these stunts reference
a film reel runs down the page, which is... hold on
it doesn’t appear in RGB’s first dream, and is around in ABUNDANCE when he’s ambushed on the train. Add on what we’ve got so far of chapter 20, and film reels indicate memories
these stunt deaths aren’t actual memories though. this one probably just heralds the arrival of the real memory coming up shortly...
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Considering the white text used here, this could be either Dial, Hate, or someone new entirely
Now this entire page is… yikes. That’s very clearly the jacket colors RGB wore in The Hook. The ONLY color we’ve ever seen in any of his dreams. This is different. His sleeves and the… orangey-yellow pattern. Knives? Is an iron involved in how he “really died”?
That’s not the way you go around picking up irons, and my default reaction to this page is “I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING BUT DON’T PUT THAT ON YOUR FACE”
This… definitely explains WHY RGB made so much more fuss over being ironed that getting freaking nails hammered into his feet
Think. Think, Gill. We recognize the sleeves, it stands to reason there is something to recognize about the orange-yellow-white pattern. Can’t think of anything to do with the shape- go color. Where have we seen orange, this bright, firey-
Fire
Fire, face, burning, scorching, white text being spoken right before POV character reaches out to put the hot iron on his FACE-
RGB is the sun
RGB IS THE SUN?
THIS IS. A LOT
I’LL COME BACK TO THIS WRITHING CAN OF WORMS LATER CAUSE ITS PROBABLY ITS OWN POST, MOVING ON
Omfgfdgd…RGB when he thinks it’s Hero dreaming on him: annoyance. RGB when he realizes it’s a bunch of randos: (YELLING, KICKING)
“its warm today” yeah its almost like 1/5 of a burning celestial body slam dunked itself into the sea to buddy up with a lost piece of itself
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The only explanation is that RGB literally stuffs those inside his (HOLLOW??) chest cavity. Now please imagine those things RATTLING AROUND INSIDE HIM as he proceeds to have this upcoming Hell Of A Day
but can we focus back on HOLLOW? HAS RGB BEEN HOLLOW THIS ENTIRE TIME I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS INVISIBLE
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In their darkest hour… when all hope is lost… Hero and RGB will be saved… BY ASSOK BURSTING INTO THE SCENE WEILDING A MECH SUIT
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He’s in SUCH A GOOD MOOD this morning. And I DIG Tailors cape like holy cow. I want one
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Yo so I just assumed on my last read that Cell attached Hero’s fingers to her own hands for Extra Dexterity, but actually, she’s molded the color/substance into balls and stuck those on the ends of black lines to make needles. Those black lines are almost definitely the outline of Hero’s fingers. And so, Cell is using Hero’s fingers to knit the [-----]… something tells me indelibility is whats allowing Cell to knit the [----] without harm to herself. Now all we have to wonder is what the final product will be
next time on TPoH, RGB and Hero exit the Market in a calm and orderly fashion
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