#but they’re not engaged yet

[seagull-scribbles]

'Best man' can’t even tie a bow tie 💒

#tmnt 2003 #casey jones #raphael splinterson #back to the sewers #rasey #listen #I can hear you now being all like how is Casey marrying April a rasey scenario #and I’m telling you I’m right #look me in the eyes #I’m right #the whole build up of best man was so cute even platonically you can pry it from my cold dead hands #sucks last ronin ralh didn’t even get to hear about the engagement I know he was robbed (of life) BUT THIS LISTEN #2003 New York gay marriage isn’t legal yet #April is like aro in that show and I don’t care what you think #but you know what is the same then as now HOW BAT SHIT EXPENSIVE NEW YORK IS #also 2003 back to the sewers wanted to try link the 2003 series with the 2007 movie #Raph is a mutant turtle who lives in the sewers no one can know he exists (except everyone who was invited to the wedding) #so I raise you Casey and April getting married but as friends for the benefits of housing and financial support #the good stuff that comes easier to being a married couple #but they’re really just glorified room mates #taadaaa #weather you ship Casey or April with a turtle or not that makes sense to me shush

[inchidentally]

Hmm, it's clear that Lando prefers the company of his former teammates over his current teammate.

like I know it’s only a certain percentage of ppl in carland* and dand* but every time I see smth like this I’m grateful landoscar fandom doesn’t do the whole 2012 fandom thing of “real life girlfriends are all PR or beards and every Lando friendship is in competition w each other bc he is the designated girl insert of heteronormative yaoi ships and girls can’t just be friends w guys” bullshit

bc y’all are going to d*e of stress at age 33 atp

it also makes me wanna say Martin Garrix’s name three times just to have him appear like the final boss of Lando rpf ship wars

#inchreplies #but wait isn’t this proof maxi*l is canon again ?? does this mean g*lex is dead ?? #also the fact that Lando is actually close to Max V and spends way more time w him than any other driver yet they’re not a ship ?? #sorry I’m in a shit stirring mood ashavsjdbjs #how exhausting must it be to engage in fandom like this I swear

[woohooincoffin]

back in henford, frankie and robbie make a serious choice and decide they’re going to adopt a baby!

#they aren’t married yet i forgot they’re only engaged lol #But #yay babies!! #i thought about artificial insemination ? but i can’t find it on the mod #ts4 screenshots #rosebud save* #ts4 gameplay #ts4 simblr #rosebud gen 0*

[skarmoree]

The way these two have little stars in their eyes is SO CUTE

#fire emblem engage #fe engage #Solm royalty… #wonder if they’re related or not #she’s got Ike’s ring huh #if they’re split evenly each kingdom would have three #and we don’t rly know anyone else from solm #so I guess he’d have one too? idk who tho but I’m interested #bc you’d think ike would be a weird match for our girl here #but I LOVED they way they moved together in the trailer #but alfred also had luci in the same scene when we’ve mostly been shown him paired with sigurd #so I wonder if she starts with ike or someone else does #either way we haven’t seen corrin or byleth at all yet #little curious as to where they are hrm #firemblem ❤

[jewishbarbies]

if you’re an atheist who spends their day telling religious people they’re lesser somehow for being religious, I hate you and I hope you have a horrible day.

#g talks #do atheists who mind their business exist #like I’m trying to hold out hope #but every atheist I come across is an arrogant prick #who thinks it’s their sole purpose to be mean to religious people #who literally aren’t even in oppressive religions #or are practicing but don’t go to a church/they’re just independently doing their own thing #not harming anyone at all #and I’m so fucking sick of it #you’re not morally superior #and actually you’re a dick if you act like that #because arrogance and cruelty are still fucked without god’s existence #and if you were morally superior you wouldn’t even fucking interact or engage #yet here we are #jumblr #antisemitism #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

[supatroopa]

Btw just curious why is the obsessed with Cyrus for Octopath 1-> Obsessed with Hikari for Octopath 2 pipeline extremely present?

#I am FULLY a part of it #Is it the hair? The fact they’re nukers? #Not complaining tbh #If I knew I probably would’ve started Hikari though he’s so lovely #Tbf I’m in a state where I either adore or haven’t like engaged with all of the characters of Octo 2 #Only Throne and Ochette I’m not obsessed with and I do like Throne a lot and I haven’t played Ochette chapter 1 yet #Octopath traveler 1 #octopath traveler 2 #octopath traveler

[decoloraa]

Ask th OCs - Cas/Val, okay, but how ~HOW~ did the proposal happen??? You mentioned being engaged in another answer so??? Who asked??? Where???

Sadly Casther and Val aren’t engaged 😔 unless?

And that’s the last question for the oc q&a! Thanks so much for everyone who sent something, I had so much fun 🤲🏻💕 and I’ll probably do it again some day

#sorry if that one ask was misleading 😭 but no they’re not engaged at that point #but there’s more after promised day #also sorry for not being able to delivering a proposal story but I.. don’t have anything yet #I have tons of info and plot for them but you managed to find one thing I don’t have figured out so props to that! #I hope this answer is okay #if I decide on something I’ll share it #ask my ocs #oc casther wilk #oc val beauxclaire #btw they’re in their 40s/late 30s here #casval #casther and val #oc art #original character #my art #artists on tumblr #procreate #digital sketchbook #ask #oc ask game

[knightlysoulsnatcher]

im inching through poetry books again, one of them was a gift — and the symbolism of this is so funny because im four poems in and i finally find a line i want to underline for myself, and the page is so glossy the pencil doesn’t show

which is. hilariously on point for the actual poetry itself, which is loud and on the nose in a way that negates interaction, productive connection and meaning-making for me

#sometimes life gives you moments that are so stark #i love them and think they’re funny #if i was writing a story and this happened it would be Too Obvious #and yet #knight’s personal life #i like the poetry well enough! it’s just not to my taste #at this moment #maybe some of the poems further in will be #it’s the kind that wants to be looked at #not the kind that invites engagement imo

[rubywolf0201]

I know ppl like to fawn over Chloé and Boucheron (not that I mind them) but can we at least talk about Amber and Lapis? How both of them are commoners yet managed to work their way up to be retainers for the respective crown princes?

#rubi’s post #fire emblem engage #fe engage spoilers #amber #lapis #I haven’t got that deep within amber and lapis supports just yet #but they’re sweethearts

[wilhelmina-murray-harker]

omfg my poor sim just had the worst 48 hours of her LIFE dear god

to preface: my main sim is named skipper and their whole thing is that they wanna be SO famous (currently a 2/5 star celebrity). this story is sort of about them, but mostly about their girlfriend, grace, who was an npc until about four sim days ago and has been having a hell of a time

also i am formatting this somewhat like a greentext. idk why but oh well

> you are grace! just became sentient, very insecure about your relationship with your partner because it turns out you are a jealous sim

> your partner is a HUGE party animal and just left their own birthday party to go on some random tv show (the motive trials) and did not tell you anything (in their defense they also did not know what was happening)

> clean up the party and go home to your partner’s apartment you moved into yesterday

> whatnow.jpeg

> oh shit turns out you’re a magic user!!!!!

> hmm wonder what “inferniate” does

> THE FLOOR IS ON FIRE

> call the fire department

> YOU ARE ON FIRE

> fire department saves the day!

> you are now permanently traumatized about fire! 🎉🎊

> go to sleep

> partner comes home at 1 am, exhausted and about to piss themself, manages to get in bed but their needs are fucked

> you have work at 9 am!

> you were so tired you woke up at 8:30 but are very hungry but also don’t want to set more things on fire so you warm up a brea

> TIME TO GO TO WORK

> kfast burrito (that thankfully ends up in your inventory)

> first day of work as an interior designer! you have no idea what you’re doing but you manage to do a good job! (still scared of fire, worried about skipper bc they are all alone all day and have to work too)

> go home to partner who is still alive

> remember that you have to select gigs as an interior designer, pick one for tomorrow

> your One friend invites you to a festival but you decline bc you are With Your Partner Right Now

> wake up at 2 am to remember that it’s your birthday so you cancel your gig

> it’s also new years eve whoa

> skipper takes a vacation day so they can thr

> TIME TO GO TO WORK

> ow you a party hmm that should not have happened

> your werewolf client is FURIOUS for some reason but you cancel the gig anyway (again)

> go home!

> you decorate for new years while skipper arranges the party

> setting up the party is a bit of a struggle bc they don’t know your One friend so you end up having to do it

> party time!! the guests are a combo of skipper’s friends, your One friend, and a bartender you met in passing that seems cool

> skipper bakes the cake because they’re level seven cooking

> everyone is chatting and having a grand ol time and skipper is in their element because they LOVE parties and socializing

> your partner fucking DIES FROM LAUGHTER

> ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

> AND NEW YEARS EVE

> DURING YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY

> IN FRONT OF THEIR CLOSEST FRIENDS

(at this point i am flabbergasted and looking up how the fuck to stop this from happening and attempt hella cheats, none of which work)

> everyone is sobbing

> scratch that, everyone except your partner’s ex, who has decided that now is the perfect time to work on her dj skills

> grim reaper shows up, you plead for their life, he does not care

> your partner is now An Urn

> fuck it we ball

> cast inferniate on the grim reaper

> he is pissed

> follow it up with deliriate

> hit him with inferniate again, catching yourself on fire

> grim reaper poofs

> the party goal meter is Still Going

> end the party, sending everyone home

> they all leave with “disappointing party” sentiments

> nofuckingshit.gif

> now it’s just you, singed, in your dead partner’s apartment with their urn, on new years eve, on your birthday

> the cake is still half-made on the counter

#also skipper had like 800k followers at that point and someone would have to let them know! ain’t about to be grace tho #i kept trying to use cheats to teach her the resurrection spell but they weren’t working and I haven’t played around with the spell stuff #yet to know how it works so I almost completely pivoted the plot of the world to be grace changing her aspiration to learn everything about #spells instead of potions to revive skipper #but then I decided I would not and just quit without saving so I’d go back to my last save which was right after skipper’s party but #apparently before grace set the apartment on fire so that was kinda nice #quick way to get out of trauma #anyway now they’re engaged! gonna have grace’s birthday again and this time skipper has met her one friend so they can arrange everything #AND i learned how the death toggle cheat works so skipper will survive the party this time

[fakeoutbf]

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#i love knowing virtually nothing about the bands i’ve been listening to lately #mostly bc i didn’t engage with them at the time and now it’s like 15 years later and ofc a ton of things happened then #but also it makes me so fucking emotional bc they went through so much shit and yet #they’re still here??? they made it through???? idk food for thought i guess #i hope that’s me someday

[crossbackpoke-check]

Sid just punching Seids in the face 😅

yeah we don’t love that 🫡 to forever quote YCDT, no ethical consumption under late-stage nhl,,, the nhlpa is a farce and needs to develop standards for head contact,,, fighting in hockey is antiquated and one of the potential methods for growing the game is to showcase individual players and remove some of the contact to allow skills to be at the forefront like in woho,,, this is a multi-faceted issue and heavily debated in hockey because of the way fighting is so ingrained into the idea of what hockey *is* (regardless of whether or not it should be) and especially with everything that’s been coming out about power dynamics and violence in/around hockey i think there’s something to be said about how the normalization of violence on the ice translates into hockey culture and outward behavior because there isn’t really foundational support coming from the league and guidelines that would delineate expectations surrounding off vs on ice actions

yet also, i a) grew up with many blood feuds and a detroit reputation for bench-clearing line brawls, which happened at the first game i ever went to, b) am a simple stupid creature easily delighted by the big skate boys dropping gloves and c) no one got injured, which does not make it okay but makes me feel like i can have a little violence, as a treat. usw usw everything is complicated there’s a million theses on it this is not the post for that, this is the post for me to show you moritz seider my beloved BODYING sidney crosby and one of my favorite mickey redmond quotes about him which is just “seider, as we’ve seen before, doesn’t care”

(source)

#it does piss me off sm that world rugby has a ZERO TOLERANCE policy on head & neck contact at every level #with guidelines & sanctions detailed for reckless & accidental contact and yet the nhl can’t even be bothered to SAY ‘don’t hit each other’ #do you genuinely not give a fuck about your players! you have the potential to change this at EVERY level of hockey! you don’t need this!! #oh the answer is yes by the way. they do not. literally just let me give them ONE clinic on how to absorb contact how to properly administer #contact how to protect yourself they just put them in pads & they think they’re invincible pads are so dangerous for contact!! fight me @nhl #if you want to keep it in the game teach them how to safely engage it can’t be a gentlemen’s unspoken code of conduct if you want it to stay #moritz seider my beloved #detroit ride or die #tw mention of violence #not sure how to tag bc i vague mention the entire hockey canada but also umich situations with no detail #starting to realize i have a pattern of ask answering which is two paragraphs and in one of them i’m going to talk about something #you absolutely did not ask me about AND THEN i’m gonna talk about your actual ask. sorry about that one #liv in the replies #also also also: sid is not the only one who does this it’s such a prevalent problem #it’s just disappointing to see sid who has a history of concussions & head trauma disregard someone else’s safety but any head contact i’m 🫥

[notaglassoflemonade]

I worked at the space needle for about 3 months and saw at minimum 4 proposals at the time

You’d think by the second one I’d think proposing at the needle is corny

But the second gal came RACING to my elevator and just shouted ‘I JUST GOT ENGAGED IM SORRY I NEED TO SHARE IT WITH SOMEONE’ and it was genuinely the cutest moment of my life

I hope she and her fiancé? Husband, now, maybe? Are happy :)

#she found me again at base level and showed me a space needle figurine she was buying #‘so I always have a memento’ she said #I played the role of asking yknow ‘omg can I see the ring??? how long have you been dating? omg that’s so amazing!’ #and genuinely I hope they’re a happy couple #at this point proposals at the space needle have a special place in my heart #from the desk of the clown #me reading Kendra Wilkinsons book and finding out she got engaged at the needle: 🧍🏼‍♀️ #a GND got engaged and I wasn’t even employed there yet 😭😭😭

[999spiderarch]

I’m imagining the aneurysm Miguel could have if he found out his little brother was engaged and to… THAT person, of all people

#ooc. // #They’re not engaged. not Yet.

[yak-leather-whips]

Guys, its not some fucking “bad luck devil” or whatever. It’s clearly this fucking time gargler or whatever the fuck that’s behind all this nonsense. Aguefort literally lays it out for us that the quangle makes things happen out of order. Things like, say…Zelda and Gorgug being broken up even though we know from the Seven that they’re still together in Junior year, or Aelwyn suddenly moving out and going from a snarky 19 year old whose never had a job or gone to college to a middle school teacher with 5 cats in the course of 3 months, or the sophomore album being 10 months late even though Fig only finished her debut a little over 16 months ago AND they were in the middle of the tour, or Hallariel and Gilear getting engaged after like a year when 3 months ago Gilear wasn’t even allowed to sleep in her bed, and Sklonda defending one of the organizers of this folk festival when the festival hasn’t even happened yet, or Figs birthday suddenly moving from Christmas to July.

#honestly the fact that we started en media res could even be construed as part of it #that feeling we had of being thrown into something all out of order #like. i think the fact that the team are such good improvisors is being used to hide whats happening from them #they’re so used to yes anding everything that the inconsistencies don’t pop out #anybody interested is welcome to come and join the church of quanglicanism #quanglicanism #time quangle #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy theory

[greenglowinspooks]

Thinkin about a DCxDP where Danny’s helping ghosts find peace while he’s laying low in Gotham.

Like, he moved away from Amity for whatever reason. Maybe the reveal went badly, maybe he just couldn’t stand staying any longer. For whatever reason, he’s in Gotham, because the rent is cheap and he’s nowhere near the strangest thing there so no one looks at him twice.

However, this city is cursed. Like, cursed beyond cursed. It’s actively alive with how many curses there are, and the ghosts there are extremely unhappy about it.

(Of course, that’s not a problem for Danny. His ghost side filters out the toxic smog and the chemicals in the water, and his human side gives a resistance to the rank ecto and the hexes that are actively trying to devour him.)

He doesn’t really want to do anything about it, to be honest.

He’s sick of playing hero, considering how it went last time, and he’s busy working at Waffle House or Walmart or whatever other store doesn’t bother doing a background check (in Gotham, that’s probably all of them), and maybe trying to find a way to get highschool credits that don’t immediately disqualify him from every college in existence.

Still, the ghosts know he can hear them. They know, and they keep coming for help.

So, hey, why not? He definitely can’t put this as experience in any sort of job application, but he really doesn’t have much else to do.

So, he becomes errand boy for a bunch of ghosts.

Sometimes he’s finding objects that are important to them, sometimes he’s giving evidence they collected together of their murders to the police, sometimes he’s getting them the last meal they never had, sometimes he’s just spending time with them like they’re not dead.

The ghosts don’t always move on, but they’re always more at peace. Occasionally they pay him back in charms and blessings and the locations of valuables that he can keep or pawn for cash.

Eventually, a new ghost shows up.

She looks like a shadow, like all the ghosts of Gotham, but she seems stronger than usual. She asks him for a favor that those who came before him were never able to fulfill.

She asks him to find her engagement ring, and give it to her son.

Easy enough, he thinks. It’s a bit of a pain to buy the ring from the seedy pawn shop it’s in (he would usually just steal it, but he doesn’t want to implicate her kid in anything, which she seems grateful for), but everything’s going mostly alright.

Then, she tells him who her son is, and wow, no wonder no one’s helped her yet.

He’s Red Hood. The guy who is(/was) the crime lord in charge of crime alley. The title sounds a bit stupid to Danny, but he’s still a genuine threat to a living person.

Good thing he’s not one of those.

And so, the next time he sees Red Hood out and about, he goes right up to him. The man seems mostly unbothered, but Danny does notice how his hand slightly drifts towards one of his many weapons.

He tells Red Hood outright that he’s there on behalf of the man’s mother, then just holds out his hand with the ring inside, dropping it into Red Hood’s open palm.

Then he leaves, not waiting for a response.

—

Jason has a mystery on his hands, and he might just cash in some favors from Babs and Tim to figure it out.

He’s got to find the guy who gave him his mother’s ring, and find out everything he knows.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #MAYBE ship maybe not you decide lol #also a fun idea for this would be Danny (scrawny blue eyed black haired guy of indeterminate age) #giving Bruce something that one of his parents wanted him to have #maybe a family artifact that was lost like a necklace with a photo inside or something #and he gives it. to batman #utterly unaware of the absolute fucking chaos he just caused #but yea not specifying the age so you can go ship route or adoption route