#but they aren't the ones having massive parades and starting fights

[the-firebird69]

The s*** goes into our water into our aquifer into a rivers and legs and harbors and lakes and ponds and streams and contaminates everything and was placed there by people who are a little nuts and think they can threaten everyone to get what they want and threatening people who can't do anything about it the s*** that was in there is commoner and there's a difference between cow manure and the oil of the BP rig the cow manure when it's sitting in the water will lose its acidity it becomes a very effective fertilizer it goes into the Gulf and it goes into the ocean it creates massive amounts of algae and blue green algae and it creates tons of oxygen and one of the ways they're breathing down below is by filtering the oxygen out of the oceans and you need to find those inlets that bring the water in and bring the water out it can't be that hard it's going to be a current and it won't be the necessarily that much warmer it's not how it filters it out I believe and it's true they say it's like a fish and it's not a reaction like that but it does cost some heat and it causes flow and right now we're going to take diamonds out it will cover that activity and they're not out we have an opportunity

Zues Hera

He's pretty smart and this is smart stuff and these Macs have caused a lot of problems and tons of death and they did a lesson there is another problem that the computer that JC and Mary made two of them are free and we think they left the core and they're on Saturn and these Max are bullshited everybody and they're joining the parade we can't help that because they're sick as hell and they're going after everybody and the things that can do that what we're telling them is the computer is kicking their ass and they can't figure it out

Big joe

We have evidence and so do you guys and a friend here does too somehow and these two on each side don't know anything about what he's talking about for the most part they think they have a eye and all this other crazy stuff when Dave walked him back as a giant and set him down in LA and left and went home now we don't know about you but that's some freaky stuff and our friend figured out he's having him say stuff and I don't know about you but he's big enough to stop Dave and his people too and he's calling him the father and mother and it could be them and people don't care and the max don't care so we're filled with the room full of a particular race that doesn't care about anything and we have some big problems what he says is they care and they have a set plan and it's in motion and it doesn't address those issues and I'm going to have to look this up I do get what he's saying however his people are very tough and they're discounted but he is really care about that aspect of it this is what I'm saying you just telling him to nothing so they're going to come by and start pumping me up and stuff like that and issuing code and people will have to fight them because they're the only ones who can do it and I'm aware of that and he was saying that but yeah it's true

Preston

They did plan to have all this crazy s*** the monsters aren't invincible but they are nowhere near as we can see and we know we've seen them toastings and just unstoppable what he's saying is people are possessed and they go up and they become like five miles high as Godzilla and then they start mutating back because the creature leaves and it's not the same creature now it can be and now I understand something they're sharing blood and stuff and then again it could be venom and he's eating lizards so this is going to be hell I follow what he's saying they're they're week looking cuz they're human and he's going to be a big boy and you don't understand how it is you really don't you call him names and make fun of him for concentrating all the time your intensely stupid he says you're concentrating on being stupid which is impressive people started laughing today we do these stupid lines we make damn sure it gets done so it better be worth what you're covering up it's a night it comes out and you're going to look like you're barely surviving and fighting them cuz that's what you're doing I heard some people crying and saying we can't do this we need help I said you definitely need help need help from the people you're fighting for your kind and race you need to stop doing it they're watching them for a long time and they might know what medicine they need so I see them talking to them and they're trying to help and so you can't do it you keep fighting us this is if we stop fighting you start fighting us and it started to figure out something they have a problem and it's complicated and they don't know how to address it but Lucy is everybody has this problem because they are independent can you show the symbol and it's going around

Preston

Olympus

We want to see that on a Harley and we do understand what you're saying

Thor Freya

[deithe]

i hate when sectarian shits in the news and somehow it's always republicans/nationalists faults. even when it's the loyalists burning shit and doin massive parades. loyalists could be launching small babies into orbit and all the big papers like the indo would be like "this is all sinn féin's fault' fuckin gowls the lot of yiz??

#if yiz really do want to settle sectarian shit ye have to give dues to both sides #but ye cant blame nationalists for the violence of loyalists #ye can shout all youse want ab how loyalists are disenfranchised working class ppl but the same can be said for republicans nd nationalists #but they aren't the ones having massive parades and starting fights #the bobby storey funeral is still being brought up like its fresh fuckin news #like fuck me im no shinner sinn féin has plenty of issues #but the media can't blame every sectarian action on sinn féin #donnacha.txt #ireland #eire

[starfirette]

acotar boys as boyfriends

GENDER NEUTRAL READER | I'll do a girlfriend version soon!! requests are temporarily closed | masterlist

lucien

there are no words to describe the love I feel for Lucien. Lucien is a very affectionate boyfriend. He's loving and caring beyond measure. His love languages are quality time and probably words of affirmation. However, he has no problem engaging in the love languages for his s/o. He's a thoughtful gift giver; whatever he's choosing for you is given so much thought. He wants everything to mean something!

rhysand

a boyfriend that lives to spoil his s/o. Gift giving galore. Rhysand responds to physical touch very well. He's massively touchy and loves to cuddle. He prefers to share a bed with his s/o! Probably, at one point or another, gets matching pajamas for you both. He's insanely protective, but on the low key side. If you get annoyed with the protective-ness/possessive-ness, then he's going to totally tone it down. in front of you, that is. but when you're not around, he's definitely venting to his friends. he has such a high amount of respect for you. definitely the kind of partner who considers his s/o an equal.

cassian

a possessive boyfriend!! Cassian always wants to be touching in one way or another. Likely to start fights with other males over something as simple as them checking you out. As for his love languages, he'd probably prefer acts of services and quality time! Will always love to gossip with you. Date nights are a must!!! He celebrates minuscule things: one month, three month anniversaries. after fifty months (bitch he keeps track) he'll celebrate with a jubilee. these celebrations are always the way you prefer to celebrate. if you're a low key, introvert, then it's an intimate affair. if you like to party, then hell, he'll rent out an entire venue; he'll throw a goddamn parade. Citizens of Velaris have no clue what's going on but it's fun! Cassian is pretty considerate of your emotions, so like I said, these celebrations are always in your sense of style. He's prepared to tell anyone who will listen that you and he are dating.

azriel

THE MOST LOVING AND CARING BOYFRIEND YOU'VE EVER HAD!!!! Azriel's very attentive of your feelings. Acts of service and physical touch is a must. It can be as simple as giving him a massage!!! Always wants to sit next to you :(((((( if you aren't sitting next to him, if you aren't somehow touching him, if you're body is so much as facing another cardinal direction, then he's immediately worried that something's wrong. when it comes to his s/o, he has a lot of patience: that can be good or bad, so please, don't mistreat him.

helion

like Rhys, Helion is the type to spoil his s/o. he'll mostly spend money on his s/o and show his love through words of affirmation. when he loves, he loves very deeply. he can be intense. it's the sort of intensity that makes your stomach lurch with that butterfly feeling.

varian

similar to Helion and Azriel, Varian is super intense and very devoted to his s/o. shows love through acts of service and quality time. he'll do anything he can for you, even if it's to make your daily life easier. be it making you dinner or crossing Courts, he'll do it. ultimately very possessive, but he's super low key about it. He expresses his possesion/jealousy to you in private and it's kinda super hot af. He's a little more submissive *get your mind out of the fucking gutter* in the sense that he follows your lead

tamlin

oh god. Tamlin is a bit of a clingy boyfriend. He has a difficult time distinguishing independence with co-dependence. He wants you to share everything with him; but, on that note, he's not always willing to share everything with you. He's very tense. He's got a lot on his mind. Help him out every once in a while. Acts of service and physical touch is a must. Ultimately, Tamlin wants to keep you safe. He will do anything to keep you safe! Tread carefully with this male.

#lucien vanserra x reader #rhysand x reader #cassian x reader #azriel x reader #tamlin x reader #varian x reader #helion x reader #helion spell cleaver x reader #acotar x reader #acotar imagine #rhys imagine #rhys x reaader #rhysand acotar #lucien vanserra imagine #sarah j maas #azriel acotar #cassian acotar #tamlin acotar #varian acotar #a court of thorns and roses x reader #a court of thorns and roses #starfirette writes

[silvermuffins]

NieR:Automata: I Had A Sandwich

Hopefully it's chilled out now.

- right so imma just catch up to where i was rq

- attempted the parade again. still sucks, can't defeat the enemies fast enough and the camera is a little bitch.

- right then, back to where we were

- ohhhh this upgrading thingy is probably how we unlock weapon stories....i shall be farming later

- splurges to upgrade my shit

- oh. jean-paul is missing now. surely this will be good. oh, that's it? neat, i am done with that bag of bolts.

- Okay I THINK i am out of sidequest hell, which means......pit

- and it doesn't occur to anyone else that maybe the drill-fitted worm-like machines had something to do with the massive underground hollow? really? none of these robots are connecting those dots?

- sure down we go-- uh.....9S? u ok there buddy???

- ftr i am positioned such that he keeps spawning, immediately jumping over 2B, and right off the ledge down into the pit....

- and first thing i do is sit down and start fishing

- another goddamn locked chest down here

- looks pretty old, 9S says, yet there's machines with lit torches down here....

- mystery elevator. cannot access.

- stairs. that's ominous! in a cave that was supposedly drilled!

- no dead machines anymore....

- what the fuck is this place

- .....well, I was right that there ain't no alien invaders anymore. I think I'm going to need to watch that cutscene again.

- so Adam and Eve are Ken Doll Sephiroth and Ken Doll Sephiroth 2.0

- they have acquired pants and tats and such since I last saw them. And, evidently, been to a hairdresser.

- i cannot blame them for the fascination with humans and our contradictions but could they be less creepy about it?

- sooooo did adam and eve attack and dethrone god--

- (listen, "the graveyard of those who made us", come on)

- also didn't we kill Adam???? why is he back

- did I meet these two again between their birth and now, I genuinely do not remember

- AW SHIT DID I UNLOCK FAST TRAVEL???? FUCK YEAH

- guess i'll go do that one remaining sidequest objective before hitting Bunker

- the commander is not commando and 2B got mad at the camera for peeking

- no reply from the moon regarding the alien signal huh. and no instructions about Adam and Eve. And she thinks they're not interested in Earth anymore.....hhhhahaha i HOPE it's that simple.

- squints at this npc questioning who the war is for at this point

- it has been brought to my attention that the mystery script in the intel thingy is in fact celestial script and can actually be translated, and identified Adam before he actually got his name

- trying to translate the other bosses I've gotten: MADX, SIMONH, and HNsomethingHLS. Unless those are E? Which makes it SIMONE and ENsomethingELS.

- leave transporter area, immediately get given a quest to go right back to it....sigh.

- hm. so that was a trap. didn't feel like one.

- i have fells some boar and moose. i.....do not love this. but i need the hides to upgrade some weapons and I want that sweet, sweet lore.

- okay i think i got all the beast hides i need....i hope.....

- ding!

- fuck it let's keep hitting the main objectives for now

- time to talk to Pascal about being a hippie in a treehouse

- oh.....so the machines haven't gotten a single message from the aliens for centuries.... granted im pretty sure Adam and Eve said the aliens were wiped out BY the machines centuries, maybe millennia ago? but still this means not all the machines know....

- which if my theory that the humans aren't actually out there anymore is true means the machines and androids are in the same damn boat and just keep fighting because "we're supposed to"

- ah so next i go to the forest kingdom!

- wait fuck if the aliens are gone then where did the recent signal from them when the ground collapsed come from

- and what was the purpose of collapsing the ground like that.....just to get 2B and 9S down there for "negotiations"?

- commander is sus af

- side trip to the desert to meet the one resistance member's family!

- IS ANOTHER 9S

- the bgm has gone all creepy and like, dude, i don't....see anything wrong with this?

- let my dude have a family, also S units deserve love and care

- i'm off to the Forest Kingdom! which sounds like a fantasy disney land but i bet it won't be!

- it's foggy.

- nothing good happens in fog.

- .....or without bgm.

- okay the music is back and there are piggie noises

- i am off to the forest kingdom a different way bc it wasn't the path i thought

- OHHH I NEED TO CROSS THE CHASM

- if YoRHa aren't allowed to be emotional, why is it possible????

- also like nearly all of them ARE, like the operator who was sobbing earlier, or the ones who get super passionate about research or flight units

- I think it's just Commander who isn't, really, and 2B by virtue of forcing herself to be

- prettiest goddamn mall--

- okay how.....do i *onward*

- find a mechanism, found an ambush--

- uh

- waht he fuck

- WELL THAT SURE HAPPENED

- YOKO TARO HAPPENED

- WHICH IS MORE SPECIFIC THAN ONE MIGHT THINK IN THIS, A GAME MADE BY YOKO TARO

- whoaaaaa okay

- so like wheremst on earth IS this, anyway?

- there's a bigass desert which granted could've been the result of war shit, but there's this idyllic forest with a picture-perfect fantasy castle here too....it's relatively coastal and had a big city full of skyscrapers, there's mountain-y rock formations...there was a theme park....

- found a....rancher? i'm glad I didn't have to kill him, and I wasn't gonna kill his critters

- god this is such a story though....machines and androids won't age or die on their own, right? so this robot has potentially been out here for hundreds of years, tending to animals that WILL....

- 9S why are you still questioning that machines can understand things like loyalty

- we are getting into the castle now....or at least, i think we've crossed the grounds preceeding it enough to start to!

- looking at the map: that's a big-ass castle!

- brb snack break

- (hamburger bun with honey, for the curious: it's what we've got)

- OKAY I THINK I'M READY TO RAID A CASTLE

- why the fuck am i raiding it, i don't know, i'm just kind of here and doing this now

- I was told the prologue of this game is really actually your entire first two playthroughs so, that's fun

- oh, the castle is sidescrolly too? boooo

- oh wait fuck it's a metroidvania actually

- puzzles my way through this shit

- found a blacksmith--

- OOOH THIS DUDE IS PROBABLY THE DUDE WHO CAN TAKE MY GEAR TO LEVEL 4

- HE CAN

- i just don't have the shit he needs to do it

- wait my white swords were made by a machine?? or worked on by them??? or this dude was mentored by an android

- OH WAIT HE MEANS LIKE

- THE ONE I FOUND IN A TREE NEARISH THE AMUSEMENT PARK

- dude says there's more sealed weapons to find let's fuckin' find 'em

- okay that's three boxes thus far with parts for a machine lifeform that i "don't need"

- one's in the library, one's across the right side of the lower bridge after you get up through the library, one's on the left side of the courtyard like third floor ish?

- oh thank goodness a vending machine thingy

- i think there's a chest i missed somewhere in here but fuck i am lost my spacial awareness is SO BAD Y'ALL

- this place is SO fuckin' pretty

- King is....babie? babey?????

- KING IS DEAD

- THAT'S THE OTHER CHICK FROM THE COVER

- OH FUCK WE GOTTA FIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- she's not attacking yet.....approach..............cautiously?

- nop 9S decided sword time so sword time it shall be

- "command is the one that betrayed you" yeah i was already sus of that

- screw whatever i've forgotten YEET

- ....I wonder WHY A2 killed babyking...

- see this forest path back to Pascal's is the path I tried to come the first time

- time to ask pascal about A2 and probably end up on the run from Bunker for asking too many questions

- 6O is so precious and I fully support her and 2B

- shoves more money at the inventor

- wheremst might one find a Lunar Tear, I wonder....

- mail! Jackass wants to feed me fish. i do not think this will end well.

- return of sidequest hell....imma finish up after feesh i think

- mackerel

- EXQUISITE

#letty plays nier automata #letty plays shit #nier automata #fish #i dont remember if i had any other commentary for the tags #palletred #shit sure did happen though!

[wildfire317s-oc-box]

Stella and Luna dumbldore

(Movie: Harry potter) they are a pair of funny, fun loving, slightly sassy hufflepuffs. They are dumbldore's great-nieces

Sexuality: pansexual

Patronus: duel albino ferrets

Animagus: albino ferrets

11 when first introduced and they age as students normally would as they go on through their years at hogwarts.

Human

Caucasian

Stella is female and Luna is M.T.F trans (Stella can and will fight anyone who misgenders or deadnames her sister)

Both are about 5'6

Average height fairly slim girls, very long hair much like their great-uncle.

White as snow which they wear in massive dual ponytails.

Blood red

Pale

They are very brave, funny, sassy and mischievous girls with a lot of personality but they are also usually extremely sweet and very much true to being hufflepuffs. Being raised in a muggle community until they turned eleven they love muggle music and are very fond of muggle sweets. They are great friends with the weasly twins and are always getting into mischief with them. They became animagus's before they entered hogwarts when they were ten years old. When they started getting tired of umbridges bullshit in their sixth year they happened to be in the hogwarts equivalent of choir and decided to put on a little performance of their version of "rain on my parade" and then promptly joined dumbldore's army. They are often considered your average hufflepuffs by other students reading books, studying for texts and such but they are leaving behind their legacy in their books and notes mostly including random conversations written down, forgotten prank ideas only to be used later on and the usual stuff. They are seers but unlike professor trawlney they can see the past, present and future clearly. They are the only students that the ministry of magic trusts without a doubt as they have never been wrong and have been offered summer jobs as "investigators" for the ministry numerous times. They are often seen pulling pranks on "pure bloods" who treat "muggleborns" and "half bloods" like trash even though they themselves are "pure bloods". They are normally very sweet and caring girls and can often be seen helping younger kids with their work. They are the only ones who are liked by all teachers and the teachers show it. They were a part of the hufflepuff quittage team, not seekers but the best players on the team. They always no matter where they are, what their doing or when they're doing it, they always mirror eachother of every moment of everyday not even realizing they are 95% percent of the time. They learn that their patronus' match their animagus' forms thanks to Harry who taught them how perform the patronus charm. When they aren't saying the same things in unison, they have a habit of finishing eachothers sentences. They are surprisingly talented with stronger spells and more often then not end up doing the same spell together thus making the effects of area-spells stronger. They can get very angry and "violent" (however not by cursing someone or beating them up physically but with things like puking potions in food and drink, ect.) when someone or something ticks them off, more often then not its another person and they are often merciless. Their wands are made of english oak with a unicorn hair core and slightly springy. Everyone says that they are connected not just by birth but also through their minds, bodies and souls as they are twins after all. They can sense when the other is upset, in trouble, ect. They have made their own versions of the marauders map, the original one they made they kept for themselves the rest they sell for a very high price and with no password or exitword that way the buyer can have their own. Their one main fear is losing each other, which has become a slight separation anxiety, however they are also very afraid of spiders and were terrified to know that hagrid had giant one as a pet, though Hagrid eventually helps them not be afraid of them anymore.

#stella and luna the twin badgers

[millennicl]

Shit College Kids Say

"You want to see how thick I am? Come sit on my face!"

*In a Goofy voice* "somebODY ONCE TOLD ME."

"You can't flex your nuts, dude."

"Like all the girls on Tinder who never reply to me."

"She's not old enough."

"OH SHIT."

"Notice me, Senpai."

"You missed Latin - there was a massive bar fight."

"I just read a facebook post about how Trump is a clinical psychopath and a clinical narcissist."

"Lets just say the greatest president of all time - Andrew Gardener."

"Honestly? Fuck the third declension."

*drunken, off-key singing*

"Once I saw a guy wearing a Nickelodeon-orange suit riding a scooter through west campus."

"I would have voted for Bill Clinton."

"So, I love everyone in this room, but can we never discuss politics again."

"haaaa-AHHHHHHHH"

*yelled a toddler along parade route* "RUSH DELTA CHI!"

"I will beat your ass."

"Where's his dick?"

"Hell yeah! Cock block!"

"Hi, I'm ______ and I'm looking for a daddy."

"Didn't I tell you about Mr. Complicated number three? Check this out-"

"Come on, I heard ______ gives us homemade cookies."

"I only do cocaine on special occasions."

"One of the guys brought a metric fuck ton of pizza - anyone want some?"

"I think I accidentally just joined a cult."

"I mean, there's a reason we're known as 'Alpha Grab a Doughnut.'"

*scream-singing* "TAKE ME OUT TO THE FRAT HOUSE-"

"Wow, ______ go(es) hard."

"Well, I got puked on and lost my date, but it got better."

"Honey, (your) ____ made a lot of bad decisions last night."

"You asked her to haze you by throwing a cupcake at you?"

"It's not hazing - you're not a pledge."

"Even frat parties aren't this bad."

"Well, you know, his dick was, like-" *makes a bending motion*

"I mean, he's her best friend and all their stories start with, 'we were so fucked up,' so I wouldn't expect too much."

"Hi, I'm _____ and I keep my hair long because I like to have it pulled."

#//lmao b y e #feel free to reblog if u want idk #i think some of these are Great #ℳ. / ᵇᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵈ ˢᵉᵉᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ / ♔ / ( meme. ) #ℳ. / ᵗʰᶤˢ ᶤˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐ / ♔ / ( ooc. )