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yea-baiyi · 5 months

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YALL. everyone go watch story of kunning palace i swear it’s worth it im still riding an insane high after i finished it last night.

it’s a very good solid drama for 30 episodes kinda slow burn but well written with good characters and decent plots.

and then in the last 8 episodes, the guy’s sidekick tells him “maybe you should show her how you really feel. show her the real you” and he proceeds to go batshit feral insane. which after watching her pine after and then reject the most morally upright guy ever it fucking WORKS ON HER because she is ALSO insane!!

after that it’s just 8 episodes of him being sloppy desperate for her and begging her to give him an answer while she’s just there buffering because she has to readjust her whole worldview with this news that he’s liked her all along?? she went out to meet her former crush and when she got home he sat her down and made her eat a dinner he made. that was drowning in vinegar. because if he had to drink vinegar then SO SHOULD SHE. and after she doesn’t eat much at dinner he plops down a tray of her favourite cake. that he had given her before earlier in the drama. announces that he made it with his own hands. and she’s like :0 “you made it for me even back then?? but back then we were only….” and he’s immediately like “only? only what? what were we back then? what about now? is it different now? what are we?” and she’s just like .

#story of kunning palace #宁安如梦 #spoilers in the tags #i watched this with no english subtitles and my chinese sucks so don’t judge me if i miss details #but jesus CHRIST that was a wild final act im BUZZING #they’re insane there’s blood there’s holding each others hand over a blade as it stabs someone #i’m NUTS #she wanted to die and he grabbed her and shook her and started screaming everything he could think of #tried convincing her tried threatening her tried begging #she literally had to bite him to make him let go #ALL THAT. and then a few days later she skips into his home and plans to go on a field trip with him #he asks her if stabbing him would make her feel better. and then proceeds to. make her stab him.#i just need more of them. i don’t know. goya saturn devouring his son.

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ganondoodle · 5 months

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one of the few zelda youtuber guys that seems to actually love totk made a video about it (i guess bc so many talked about why they dont like it) and while i didnt watch it i took a peek into the comments and of course its full of people going "LMAO people only dislike it bc it didnt validate their crazy theories!!" "its always the same when a new zelda comes out lol at first they hate it and then later its a classic haha idiots" "people who dont like it are just caught up in their nostalgia and cant accept anything new being introduced!!"

also thanking him for "speaking up" about loving the game ... which i find kinda mind boggling bc the internet is full of praise and 10/10s for it

i obviously dont want to villainize people that love totk but like .. these kinds of comments are so unecessarily judgemental? how dare someone NOT like an entry in the franchise and voice legit criticism, how dare someone not worship the game just bc it has zelda on it! CLEARLY they are just made delusional by their own fantasy and will realize later just how wrong they were! hah! those fools!

on my rants there were quite a few people who actually said they like the game but agree with alot of my views on it regardless, it is very flawed but i can also see that the good things outweigh the bad stuff for others, even if i legitimately hate it; but i also had to block multiple people bc they got so butthurt about me criticising it

and i dont think its 100% just an opinion thing either, totk, even when i disregard my personal feelings on the matter, has alot of problems, moreso than the other zeldas (each judged for how it was in their time) and in pretty much every part of the game too (story, lore, continuity, gameplay and rewards, UI-) and i think alot of it stems from its conception, they have never done a true direct sequel before and it came from a DLC idea, and it shows (though i still believe even coming from that you could have done something way better..... bc they also made botw, which seemed to prepare fertile ground for more storytelling that was all discarded for NO reason)

BUT that doesnt mean you cant like it anyway! there are some very horribly shitty games out there that are beloved by people anyway! and thats fine! i love ww and botw, both of which HAVE flaws too! and thats okay!

you dont need to be dismissive of any hint of criticism like that, there is no holy honor to defend, it just makes you look like a jerk

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #ganondoodles rants #a little #sorry but like #theres many baffling writing choices in totk #and some mind boggling bad game design too #especially judged by modern games #and completely unnecessary!!#why even call it a sequel if you erase everything from the previous game #and then give some bs excuses in interviews #sorry im starting to rant again #everytime i think about totk i want to bite something bc it could have been so good #and no it didnt have to furfill all my theories or whatever #the biggest problem is that they even refuse to aknowledge the things they established for this new world #which is somethign that will never let me go #you had such a good world build there #you could have gone in so many directions forward #and isntead you go backwards while trampling over the previous game #argh im doing it again #its just so frustrating #you could have been the chosen one #;__;#im calling it the pokemon problem #so much potential thrown out the window again and again for something mediocre but with hints that give you a taste of greatness #greatness that will never be truly taken advantage of

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sysig · 5 months

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Portal 2 replay review: Hrmnnngggngmngm 💕💖💝💞✨❤️💗

#WPP #WPP2 #Portal #I've only just revived GLaDOS (obviously had to play at least that far lol) but like hhnnnrgng <3 <3 #The graphics! The space! The levels from Portal 1! The cutesy Aperture animations and the three(!) voice actors!#I've completely fallen in love with GLaD's P1 design but honestly what could possibly compare to her P2 design she's so pretty <3 <3 #Stepping over her corpse to wake her up I'm normal I'm fine #And that we start in Test Chamber 1 and then fast track to 19 and end up in the toxic goo ravine fjdlsakfjsdf #I'm Fine I Swear #I forgot so many little details like the floor falling out or the buzz of the portal device (don't like but! Learned a new thing! -#- If while you're carrying Wheatley and you want the buzzing to stop just ''set him down'' - since he can't be set down lol #It cancels the noise :) Much nicer on the ears)#And Wheatley's voice actor ♪ His little flusters and chuckles hehe he's quite personably #I am So excited to get to the audio commentary fdjsalkjfdsf I found it and I'm biting biting biting #I have taken so many screenshots don't even get me started #Like all told for Portal 1 I probably took what like maybe 50 total? I'm probably already at 20 lol #Oh and I picked up a turret and it exploded on me :( I'm so distressed #I only want to knock over turrets I don't want them to explode!! Weh #Hhhh looking forward <3 Yay finally <3 <3 #WPVG

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butch-with-a-deep-voice · 4 months

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What is it with me, and seeing stoic women who can beat the shit out of me, and all I want to do is take care of them?

#i started blue eye samurai #and i just want to take care of mizu?#its vi from Arcane all over again #sapphic #lesbian #wlnb #wlw #bite me #nblw yearning #lesbian yearning #sapphic yearning #sfw caregiver #service top #butch #butch4femme

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jaybirdsandbabybats · 6 months

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// tw blood //

yeah teachers satosugu is fun but how bout cult leaders satosugu

#tw blood #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #sorry but i HAD to draw gojo with blood all over his face #i have SO many thoughts about this AU #i know gojo is cat-coded as hell but consider: geto's loyal guard dog gojo #he will do all the dirty work without geto even asking him. he'd stain his hands red for geto without question.#theyre so disgustingly in love #this all started with me brainrotting in my friend's dms #and us wondering what wouldve happened if geto said yes when gojo asked him if he should kill everyone in the room when he retrieved riko #and things kinda spiraled from that point onwards #that sketch with geto holding him back happened because i was thinking about that “GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH” “it dont bite” “YES IT DO” vine #geto's the brains of the operation and gojo's the brawn #(if only because gojo's too lazy and thinks murder is the fastest way to solve all their problems)#ok im rambling too much bye #my art

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musashi · 7 months

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im fr going to burst into tears because i love my girlfriend so much. i didn't realize it was possible for a person to be so nice to me. none of my partners ever treated me this way before.

#wordy wendy #i self medicate with caffeine because i cant afford an adhd diagnosis #and so the only thing i buy from amazon dot com is a sub for 2 carts of rockstar to be sent to my house biweekly #my whole routine hinges on this rockstar shipment #its what makes my focus work #but amazon is a terrible website and will often just. say packages are delivered when theyre days away #so i will run out and not replenish cause i think i have rockstar at my house #and it happens so often i've just accepted it #but bailey! bailey!#bailey said no! i will buy you some! i will have it delivered to your house!#and she did! and that wasnt enough she got me sugar free pudding and hersheys #and she found SUGAR FREE SWEETBREAD #A COCONUT LOAF #I HAVENT HAD ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN OVER 5 YEARS I HAD NO IDEA IT EXISTED #BUT I TOOK ONE BITE AND I ALMOST STARTED CRYING #and the whole time i was just thinking about that fic i wrote at the beginning of the year #and franziska having her horrible fucking birthday. and how all it took was a girl bringing her sweetbreads to see her bursting into tears #and i felt serenity

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doverstar · 10 months

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Please learn that it is not possible to be racist towards white people, certainly not white billionaires. Racism in the US is inherently built on a historical precedence of slavery and discrimination against people of color and minorities, not the white majority. The fact that people seemingly lack such concern for these 5 lives is by no means because of racism, and I’m honestly appalled that you would think so.

Please learn that the definition of racism is treating a person a certain way [discriminating, prejudiced, antagonism] based on their race. The person who communicated with me in the Ask you're referring to was saying they wanted "yts" to drown. "Yt", a slang word which here means "white people" or "whities". They wanted people with a certain skin color, of a certain race, to drown. The lack of concern for them in people who are lacking concern because they are white is racism. Are you telling me that racism can only happen to people who are not of a race that causes their skin color to be pale, creamy in shade, or "white"? That it is not physically or mentally possible to discriminate against, be prejudiced against, or antagonize a specific race of people, because they're not a specific shade of brown in skin color? Isn't that discriminatory? You can be racist toward any race of people. That is the definition of racism. If it is a race and you are treating them a certain way because of their race, you are being racist. For you to behave as though human beings who have money and whose skin is pale don't count when it comes to racism is prejudiced and it is discrimination. White people are people. Black people are people. All human beings are people and all human beings should be treated like people. I'm honestly appalled that you don't know what racism is. I'm honestly appalled that you will only apply it conditionally, under circumstances that make you feel more comfortable.

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peachypizzicato · 4 months

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having media literacy and being critical and discerning of the media you consume is so awesome when it leads to a deeper understanding of and connection to the media.

then sometimes it makes you realize that the thing you like is actually full of some of the most wretched shit humanity is capable of. like absolutely nothing in there is safe it's all built on rotten foundations.

is that fucked up or what

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hoothootmotherf-ckers · 3 months

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#here we are at another anniversary #I think my actual first hospitalization was at the end of January #But shit started a few weeks before #so.#happy nine years of being disabled.#over a third of my life #And like it fucking sucks #But I’m still here #I am disabled. And I finally feel comfortable saying that #because yes I’m disabled enough.#and anyone who wants to say otherwise can fucking bite me #should I have to deal with this? Fuck no.#but I am and I’m here and I’m alive.#to seventeen year old me: you’re gonna have a rollercoaster of a time #there’s gonna be major ups and downs #but we’re surviving and even thriving despite it all #nine years ago I didn’t know if I could go to college #I didn’t know if I could ever hold down a job #and guess fucking what? I did it #you did it.#I have a migraine right now #and the last two years have been terrifying and like being seventeen again #but I have hope #I shouldn’t have to deal with it #pushing through these is not a sign of bravery or competence or effort #it’s just a sign that the world’s on some shit #but nine years later and I’m still here and doing the things I love #And that matters a lot.

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sysig · 8 months

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#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Emperor Awesome #Commander Peepers #Maybe something less friendship and more something else Eyesome? :3c #Could be :)#Hhhh yet more fun poses and contact points! Especially Awesome's legs and Peepers resting his ''cheek'' on his hand :D #The slight squish upgrading to a full squish with the shape of his eye-cheek changing! I did that and I'm happy about it! Haha ♪#Plus how fun it is to draw him sitting lightly with his arm on his leg ah ♥ His proportions are so fun #Anyway ♪ Lol #Awesome's feeling all introspective and it's giving him the vapours lol #He's a hedonist! A coward! A gossip! Someone who coasts through life with no care to who he steps on! Except ♪#Not me thinking Peepers could be Awesome's Wander lol - ''If I stopped hating that one thing then what was the point of hating the rest?''#As soon as he starts seeing the humanity of one little guy where does that put him ♫#Personally I think he'd still be a mostly selfish jerk - at least for a while - considering how hard realizing he even Likes Peeps would be #Even here he's like ''This sucks! Being friends with you bites and not in the cool way!'' Lol #He's just being a baby and coming to terms with his feelings #And Peepers might possibly be picking up on that a little bit :) It's still comedically optimized not to worry lol ♫#Awesome is only starting to approach his own feelings but he's being very obvious - throwing a tantrum even lol #So Peeps noticing before Awesome realizing he should be hiding it way harder than he currently is - he just doesn't know yet!#Probably both blushing up a storm just before bed that night lol ''Can't believe I said all that to him'' ''He takes me seriously'' hehe <3 #It feels good! Trust and understanding slowly building up :) That's what makes me interested in their dynamic! :D

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and-stir-the-stars · 1 year

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SO! sosososo I saw your post about Evan forgiving Michael because of Evan's trauma making him so desperate for any kind of care or affection and I thought. What if we made it worse.

Consider: Evan is traumatized and desperate for affection, and seeks out his brother. Michael is also traumatized and absolutely wracked with guilt, so he both feels responsible to try and give Evan the type of parental care he needs, and is like. Massively triggered by anything reminding him of the bite, including Evan's very presence. Plus I see Michael as possibly being super touch averse due to his own background.

So like. Michael trying so, so hard to take care of his brother, but even seeing him just makes Michael feel sick and terrified and guilty and like he's going to die, but failing to care for him would just be Michael ruining everything for the poor kid again. Evan can tell his brother's attempts at caring for him aren't quite right, which he interprets as himself doing something wrong or being somehow unloveable and its just. Worse for both of them.

(idk what universe this would even be in, ghost interactions or fix it time travel or whatever, i'm just brainstorming but anyone who likes this idea can play around w it btw)

oh, this is evil. pure evil. i love it!

Evan being able to tell that something isn't right about how Mike is acting around him but interpreting it as him doing something wrong/just being unlovable it,, OUGH. It's so painfully real. Evan would likely try so hard to make up for whatever "flaw" he has that's making Mike so uncomfortable around him, but seeing Evan try so hard to be good because (in Mike's eyes) Mike isn't good enough would stress Michael out and further the cycle even more.

It could go a bit "Dire Consequences"-esque and end up with Evan deciding he has to do whatever it takes to prove that things can be okay between the two of them, and being oblivious to the fact that his very presence and attempts to help are the things making Michael hurt worse. Alternately, Evan could decide that if he's unlovable, Mike would be better off without him so neither of them have to pretend anymore. Or it could be a mixture of both; Evan stays around because he's desperate for love and can't bear losing the little bit of love he's found even if he feels he doesn't deserve it, but he tries making himself as small and quiet and unobtrusive as possible so things aren't as bad for Mike.

Maybe there's a happy ending somewhere where Mike comes clean about the way he's been acting, rather than trying to hide his trauma response to Evan's mere presence. If we were talking about any other kid there, i'd worry that Ev would be too young to understand Mike's confession, but this is Evan we're talking about. If anyone understands having intense, involuntary fear reactions, it'd be Evan. Though, it might be harder for Evan to understand that Mike is afraid of his own horrific actions and the horrific ways he hurt Evan, rather than just being afraid and angry at Evan himself.

#this really could take place in any number of aus i think #though the idea of this taking place in an au where mike time travels pre-bite (aka where evan #has no idea why mike would have a trauma reaction at all) feels particularly intruiging to me #ghost interaction could be fun too #maybe it takes place in a ''purgatory'' of sorts #where ev and mike are supposed to be working through their issues so they can both move on #except they are both SPECTACULARLY bad at working through their issues #mmm... evan gives mike a hug and mike SNAPS and shoves him away and immediately starts #crying over how scared and hurt evan looks #michael afton #evan afton #fnaf #the afton family

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dark-elf-writes · 4 months

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As an adult who is in control of your own life you can stay up late playing video games when you work the next day

But watch out.

#the elf talks #I have been staring into the middle distance over the end of act 2/start of act 3 all day and I’m tired like #my tav being a dumbass who is only good at lying and flirting really came back to bite me #all rizz no wis if you will #am I going to play more on my lunch break of course I am I’ve learned nothing

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wardenhowe · 6 months

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#if i have to read one more milk toast 'astarion is the greatest character because he has trauma!!' take #i'mma seriously gonna start biting and killing #like i get it guys i also love him #as someone who has trauma from an ab*sive childhood he does compel me greatly but #you're all just repeating yourself and essentially going 'he's good cause he's traumatised'#and idk how to feel about that. as an ab #anyways #almost all of the companions have incredibly compelling backstories #and somehow people write way more thought out meta about them than astarion #and the way this fandom treats astarion makes me. na i shan't say it.#okay sorry rant over lol

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lavender-sunhaven · 1 month

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man how do people like... regularly restart games like this? how do you easily start over? I have one main file (with Lavender) that I am EXTREMELY attached to. even if I'd kind of like to try marrying different people and seeing their rooms and achievements and stuff (or to just see Jun's wedding- which I was already married to him when the weddings were made special, so I haven't seen :( ), the thought of starting over from the beginning, especially on farm infrastructure and stuff sounds soul crushing and tedious. Is it like... Do you just like the build up part and not being successful at the end? Is it like... podcast zoning? How do you cope?

#sun haven #like I sorta want to play around with other characters and see their special content. but.#the thought of starting from the bottom where I'm broke again makes me want to bite people #but at the same time I'm starting to think I will never be able to see Shang or Miyeon on Lav's file #because I was way past their triggers in her file when they were added to the game #and. they. never triggered #so like =/ if I want to see him at all I might have to start over. but again. sounds awful #this is the first farming game I've spent any notable amount of time in so I've never really had this crisis before #if it was an early access game where it was changing so significantly each time that it was going to wipe your save anyways when it updated #like. that'd be one thing. but that's not the case anymore #now... I can't access some content just because I didn't start over when an update came out. and. idk how I feel about that.#I have a bunch of ideas for farmers kinda. fun stories there #but just.... doing everything again...#mm. Curious on peoples' thoughts

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the-tragic-heroine · 1 year

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