Guessing game
Who can guess who these people are correctly? I might do more rounds with different people
1. What is grammar correct? I never heard of it. I like to suck Intuitive’s dick and accuse girl of the flirt with me. Then I call she fat and use slurs of racial. YOU ARE ALL RACIST
2. WHY ARE NEW PEOPLE HERE? HOW DARE THESE NEW PEOPLE COME TO OUR BURNBOOK. GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY. MAKE BB GREAT AGAIN. Anyway I love Jex and I’m going to marry him
3. RACISM? IN FRONT OF MY SALAD? Don’t say retard that’s ableist -Types 6 paragraphs about it- and I love to brag about my art sweetie. You’re jealous that I can finger paint. Sweetie I love being educated even tho I’m only in highschool. Keyboard warrior? I’m just smarter than you so it’s your own fault for being dumb sweetie LMAO. Anyway who’s personality can I copy next?
4. I don’t care what this post says just kys anon. I love being a hot head and making girls cry. What did you say about my girlfriend? LOL? I’ll shoot up your school bitch
5. -Sees a fight and jumps in- I don’t have time to fight with kids on the burn book -Leaves- -Comes back- You just like to argue and be extra. I’m wasting my time on you -Leaves- -Comes back- I don’t care if my friends are racist you are just a kid Blocks- -Unblocks- And you just want my attention. Anyway are there any guys I can flirt with?
6. ROFL BRO I want to give everybody nick names and never answer any questions seriously because I’m a big dumb jock and class clown who fetishizing woc BRO ROFL
7. Fttgdhgjd bitch nobody knows what I’m talking about ever and I’m never going to shut up even tho everyone wants me to. Hhhhhh I love to be dramatic bitch. Fftgdhgjdf and my eyes might be the size of melons but I’m not an alien bitch ffffffff. -Says something disturbing- Psycho? Who me? I’m an angel biiiiiitch. Anyway I love being a Gemini
8. I love to insult myself by calling myself fat and ugly even tho I’m not fat and just making fun of overweight people. I have no other jokes so I keep using the same boring one.
9. RYRUFUTUY -Tags boyfriend- You are out of service. You are mine and I want to gag on your dick. -Girl flirts with boyfriend- DGDYOTRIETJ this bitch don’t know me. I’m a gemini. Stay away from him, I have his wolfbabies. He better not ever cheat on me. Anyway where’s my wife and girlfriend DGDYOTRIETJ
10. I love BLM and you white people need to shut up and kys unless you’re my friend. -Submits 100 posts and spams the burnbook- -5 minutes later- Why are new people spamming the burnbook? We don’t like spam. Take your drama somewhere else. I’m just spitting fax and riding Jex. Anyway shop me
11. I love girls but I’m straight -Dates a girl- I’m still straight -Dates 5 girls in one week- Ok maybe I’m bi
12. -Calls someone a nXDger- Me? Racist? I deadass wasn’t deadass mad serious bruh. You retards r jus mad deadass obsessed wit me deadass
13. I’m better than all of you. People think I’m nice but I’m really a hipster asshole that is too broke to pay for my own movie production. Do you know who I am? I had the most popular room for years. These other rooms are just for edgy losers
14. Join uh xxx and where’s uh a girl for me to stab while I uh fuck her because I probably hate my mom
15. Join uh xxx and where’s uh a gemini for me to uh cry over?
17. I love asking girls to park in my room. My room must have the most hot girls in it or I’ll get mad af. If a girl won’t park in my room then she’s a ugly ho and I’m going to slide in her dms to tell her
16. Xxx best room. I love being edgy and calling girls thots even tho I’m a thot myself. Lmfao I’m a saint and at least my dog won’t break my heart. -Breaks 5 girls hearts in one week- Why are girls thots? Fuck geminis and fuck new people. Anyway I love my fans
18-21. We’re the only 4 new people that are liked. We have drama over nudes even tho we should be playing with barbies and action figures because we’re little kids.
22. BEEEEEEETCH I’m peng LOOOOOOOOL. Dawg stfu wiv your dumbass LOOOOOOOOOLWAT
23. I left this Imvu shit for 9 months. I don’t care if you call me a catfish, I’m still better than you. My new girl loves me so I don’t care about you losers. So what if I’m in discord talking shit. You all need to stop bullying me and get a life. I’m not into drama anymore. -Talks shit about 10 people in 1 minute- I’ve moved on from Imvu drama. You losers need to grow up. Anyway I love my girlfriend
24. -Likes every post about Chapo- -Flirts with him- Fuck up. He’s just my friend. Anyway where’s a post that I can comment on that has nothing to do with me
25. I’m just here to keep the peace and approve your posts. I don’t care about anything else. I have all these girls swooning over me but I’m incapable of love. I don’t even love my burnbook. You guys are lucky I don’t shut it down -Single tear rolls down cheek-
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sorry i’m trash and i like talking about myself
Who was the last person you held hands with?
my aunt last night when she slipped me money lmfao
Are you outgoing or shy?
shy but i’ve become much more outgoing than i used to be
Who are you looking forward to seeing?
rozi and blake!!!!! i just wanna be back in california
Are you easy to get along with?
i hope so; i like to think i’m pretty laid back
If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
100%
What kind of people are you attracted to?
kind and genuine people
Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
i am always hoping for that
Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
,,,,,,blake
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
with certain people, but not with my friends
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
probably rozi or maybe my dad lmfao
What does the most recent text that you sent say?
"i think it’s pretty self explanatory” in reference to me saying i think i have a hemorrhoid LMFAO
What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
-- “the greatest,” lana del rey
-- “hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me, but i have it,” lana del rey
--“after the storm,” mumford and sons
--“leader of the landslide,” the lumineers
--“darkness on the edge of town,” springsteen
i’m just sad girl trash rn
Do you like it when people play with your hair?
nah
Do you believe in luck and miracles?
yes bc i’ve been so goddamn lucky to have met the people i’ve met
What good thing happened this summer?
i got to work at the bookstore and the deli and visit lauren and ciaran in new york and do some real nice hikes in the smokies and took a goddamn train across the country and got to know some real nice people thanks to my job at disneyland
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yeah probably but i don’t really care either way
Do you think there is life on other planets?
of course
Do you still talk to your first crush?
lol i never even talked to him when i had a crush on him
Do you like bubble baths?
i’m not really a bath person
Do you like your neighbors?
yeah they’re okay i guess, don’t really know them that well
What are you bad habits?
sometimes i be gettin into a funk; i’m bad at distinguishing the line between friendly and flirty; i’m not confrontational; i’m bad at eating well; i get embarrassed too easily
Where would you like to visit?
egypt, western canada, montana, russia, argentina, morocco, other places
Do you have trust issues?
doesn’t everyone?
Favorite part of your daily routine?
don’t have much of a routine at the moment bc i have a broke ass ankle but eating and reading and checking my notifications in the morning lmfao
What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
my stomach probably but i have issues with a lot of parts
What do you do when you wake up?
lie in bed for like 2 hours on my phone
Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
i’m fine with whatever
Who are you most comfortable around?
probably lauren or rozi
Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up?
lol i don’t have an ex
Do you ever want to get married?
maybe
Is your hair long enough for a ponytail?
yeah
Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
i dunno but oscar isaac is hot as fuck
Spell your name with your chin.
no
Do you play sports? What sports?
not right now lmfao but i played tennis for a long time
Would you rather live without TV or music?
tv
Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
obviously lmfao
What do you say during awkward silences?
nothing i just try to think of something to ask them
Describe your dream girl/guy.
kind, genuine, taller than me, feminist, love of the environment, ambitious
What are your favorite stores to shop in?
forever 21 tbh and i guess maybe asos or h&m. also walmart LMFAO
What do you want to do after high school?
well right now i wanna get my graduate degree while working at disneyland and then i wanna join the peace corps and then i wanna work for the nps
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
yeah probably
If you’re being extremely quiet, what does it mean?
i don’t know what to say, i’m uncomfortable, or i’m jus chillin
Do you smile at strangers?
nah not usually, maybe if we’re like in each other’s way or something
Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
neither goddamn
What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
bathroom lol and i start to feel gross after lying in bed for a while
What are you paranoid about?
being financially stable and about being vulnerable to people
Have you ever been high?
nah
Have you ever been drunk?
yeah
Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
not really
What was the color of the last hoodie you wore?
i haven’t worn a hoodie in a long ass time but probably grey
Ever wished you were someone else?
nah i just sometimes wish i looked different and had more money
One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
stomach and broken ankle
Favorite makeup brand?
don’t have one bc i never wear makeup lol
Favorite store?
what i listed earlier
Favorite blog?
no thanks
Favorite color?
don’t have one
Favorite food?
burrito bowls from qdoba lmfao
Last thing you ate?
chocolate
First thing you ate this morning?
ham and cheese sammy and an apple
Ever won a competition? For what?
probably at some point
Been suspended/expelled? For what?
nah
Been arrested? For what?
nah
Ever been in love?
no
Tell us the story of your first kiss.
my old coworker who lives in la now wanted to hook up so when i first flew into anaheim a couple months ago, he drove over to my airbnb and we were watching the office and the episode finished and i was like should we start another one and he was like yeah or i could kiss you. so we did. it was strange but nice i think.
then we made out and had sex lmfao i really went 0 to 100 in one evening
Are you hungry right now?
nah
Do you like your Tumblr friends more than your real friends?
i don’t know people on tumblr unless i know them in real life
Facebook or Twitter?
facebook
Twitter or Tumblr?
tumblr
Are you watching tv right now?
nah
Names of your best friends?
i have several, among which are probably lauren, rozi, melissa, brandon, ben, katie, nicole, estevan, and potentially blake
Craving something? What?
california
What color are your towels?
orange ish i think
How many pillows do you sleep with?
one but my ankle is also on one
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
lmfao right now yes
How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
i have so many from my childhood, but probably like 15 in my room
Favorite animal?
koala
What color is your underwear?
skin colored lmfao
Chocolate or vanilla?
swirl
Favorite ice cream flavor?
probably neapolitan or like ben and jerry’s half baked
What color shirt are you wearing?
blue american university library t shirt
What color pants?
black shorts
Favorite tv show?
probably new amsterdam and superstore and brooklyn nine nine
Favorite movie?
inside llewyn davis and the descendants probably
Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
honestly i don’t like mean girls
Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
21 jump street
Favorite character from Mean Girls?
no
Favorite character from Finding Nemo?
i don’t care
First person you talked to today?
my mom
Last person you talked to today?
rozi by text, father in person
Name a person you hate.
me bitch
Name a person you love.
lauren!
Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
nah
In a fight with someone?
nah
How many pairs of sweatpants do you have?
none
How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
probably like 4 sweaters and 2 hoodies
Last movie you watched?
echo in the canyon
Favorite actress?
probably frances mcdormand
Favorite actor?
oscar isaac
Do you tan a lot?
yeah
Have any pets?
a cat
How are you feeling?
forlorn about california literally all the time
Do you type fast?
kind of
Do you regret anything from your past?
not doing enough in the month i was in california before i broke my ankle!!!! i’ll be back tho
Can you spell well?
yeah
Do you miss anyone from your past?
of course!
Ever been to a bonfire party?
probably
Ever broken someone’s heart?
nah
Have you ever been on a horse?
yeah
What should you be doing?
nothin, i’m chillin, tryna heal as soon as i can
Is something irritating you right now?
my inability to walk
Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
mmm i don’t think so
Do you have trust issues?
i still have trust issues since the last time this was asked, yes
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
lol i teared up in front of rozi, lyndsay, and britt, but i CRIED in front of blake lmfao. oh wait i was cryin on the plane but i don’t think anyone was really looking at me
What was your childhood nickname?
idk i don’t think i had one
Have you ever been out of your province/state?
hell yeah
Do you play the Wii?
i used to but i haven’t for years
Are you listening to music right now?
yeah i’m listening to my new year’s eve playlist from 2 years ago lmfao
Do you like chicken noodle soup?
ya
Do you like Chinese food?
i’m very specific about it
Favorite book?
probably wild
Are you afraid of the dark?
yeah
Are you mean?
not usually
Is cheating ever okay?
no
Can you keep white shoes clean?
for a minute
Do you believe in love at first sight?
no
Do you believe in true love?
i think so
Are you currently bored?
no
What makes you happy?
my friends and being financially stable
Would you change your name?
probably not
What your zodiac sign?
leo
Do you like subway?
yum i stan a good steak and pepper jack on italian herbs and cheese
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
feel flattered
Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
redundant
Favorite lyrics right now?
"i miss long beach and i miss you” and “it will steal your innocence but it will not steal your substance”
Can you count to one million?
no
Dumbest lie you ever told?
i don’t know, i’ve told a lot
Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed
How tall are you?
i always say 5′3″
Curly or straight hair?
wavy
Brunette or blonde?
brunette
Summer or winter?
winter
Night or day?
depends on my mood
Favorite month?
december and also maybe september
Are you a vegetarian?
lol no
Dark, milk, or white chocolate?
milk
Tea or coffee?
coffee
Was today a good day?
it was okay. i talked to rozi for like an hour and a half on the phone so that was nice
Mars or Snickers?
snickers
What’s your favorite quote?
i have a lot but i’ve always loved “what is that feeling when you're driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? -- it's the too-huge world vaulting us, and it's good-by. but we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies.”
Do you believe in ghosts?
probably
Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42--what’s the first line on that page?
the first complete sentence is “he was not sickly or weak but he did not lift very well; he rode horses badly and detested them” from east of eden
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