#but then halfway through writing this i was like 'wait a second. sawbones and *dr.* sidnee mcelroy'

[rubberbandballqueen]

if i ever had a question for the mcelroys it would be “if there’s a disease with a major symptom being diarrhea, would a person with chronic constipation be looking for diarrhea or regular stool if they suspected they had caught it”

#it came to me on the shitter and i was like 'too bad yahoo answers is gonna die soon this feels like a mbmbam q' #but then halfway through writing this i was like 'wait a second. sawbones and *dr.* sidnee mcelroy' #in other news i have been coughing ever since i got back from my parents' trip so i've been monitoring my sense of smell #and taste and it's been pretty good but i checked the shampoo after washing my hands and lads i could not smell it #which is concerning bc this morning i could smell it and i could taste my sour patch kids #but it's somehow vanished over the course of the day so. worrying. no fever that i'm aware of #not even really sure whom i could have caught it from if it's the plague? #but i'm really glad i wrote a MASK ALL THE TIME even when we were HIKING OUTDOORS #bc the first minor hacks were coming on the last day on the road so it probably would have been incubating the entire trip if plague #idk my dad's been vaccinated for a while now and he says he's been kinda having a dry cough in the morning too #and it's not like a huge phlegmy phlegm cough either it's mostly a dry cough which is frustrating but it reminds me to hydrate #and my mom who has also recently received her second dose hasn't been coughing either so. we'll see #i had my dad cancel my eye doctor appt today but he made me come along to best buy for the phone repairs #he was like 'eh you're not coughing that much as long as you don't cough they won't know' #which like. hello???? bc i told him i didn't wanna go bc even if it's just a cold i don't wanna just go into public COUGHING that's so RUDE #the worm speaks