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vacancy-virtues · 5 months
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I have an idea! I’m always a total suck for hero x villain stuff, and power dynamics.
So how about this: hero and villain have regularly been fighting each other, and it’s always either ended up in a tie, or with the hero winning and arresting the villain, who escaped soon after.
Lots of banter, etc.
Now, for the first time ever, villain managed to defeat hero, taking them prisoner. They enjoy this immensely, making hero kneel for them, etc. To them it’s just a continuation of their usual dynamic and banter. A bit of payback (and also enjoying the view).
Hero however, is genuinely scared about being at villains mercy, because that never happened before and they don’t know what to expect. Villain enjoys the whole thing right up until they realise hero is genuinely afraid of them, thinking the might hurt or kill them.
(I’m sorry if that is too detailed, I’ve never done this before XD. Feel free to leave out or add whatever you want)
Greetings!
There is no such thing as "too detailed" on this page regarding asks! The more material I have to work with, the more I'll be able to write. 'Twas a brilliant idea, and I hope you enjoy the interpretation I have of it.
Your dutiful writer,
Enjoy <3
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#5- "A Change of Pace
Battles shared semblance to a waltz in which Hero was always the lead. Villain either made it out by the skin on their teeth or had to pitifully look up from their cell at Hero to watch them gloat. They knew it never lasted for long. No matter the cell Hero confined Villain in, they and their crew always found a way to bypass security to scheme another day.
The two had been at one others heels for years, and today seemed just like any other day. Intel was able to intercept a delivery authorization by one of Villains' crew members for a hefty amount of radioactive material. It would be likely Villain would be stationed not too far from the drop zone. It seemed too easy, but it was routine after all.
Hero wasted no time in setting up their stake-out by the time the trucks were arriving at the drop point. They remained tucked atop a rooftop behind a vent exhaust. Through their binoculars, they scanned the various windows among the city buildings. Some aglow with warm lights contrasting the cool luminescence of the street lights below. The radio communications of their ear piece were distorted, but their radiation detector hadn't been going off from their position.
"Isn't it just a lovely view?"
As Hero twisted their body to meet the source of the voice, they stopped upon hearing the sound of a rotating chamber and the sight of Villain holding a gun towards them. Their composure was collected and calm, which wasn't much different than their usual cockiness. It was a surprise, sure, but it didn't matter they were up there. It wasn't like they hadn't given each other a few black eyes and split lips, so if Hero needed to fight this one out, they could manage until back-up came.
"Well, a second ago yes, but now I'm not so sure." Hero said, raising their hands up slowly.
"Oh, surely you don't mean that Hero," Villain jutted their gun up briefly, gesturing Hero to stand, which they did. "Deep down you know you love our little ren-dez-vous~"
Hero glanced behind them, hearing the sound of barreling trucks down the alleyways. The familiar smug grin which quirked the corner of Villains' lips, caught Heros eye and they shrugged their shoulders a little, returning a grin.
"Look, I get that you're toxic, but this is taking it a little too far, Villain."
"Well, thats rude," Villain took a step forward, gun still locked on the other just as their eyes were. "But I have no idea what you're talking about. Turn around, take a look."
Villains tone made Heros stomach twitch in discomfort. It didn't help how intently they held their gun either, but at least after all these years they picked up a thing or two from Hero; one being the proper way to hold a gun so someone can't kick it from your grasp.
The other being Villain finally learned was to have the upper hand. With visible hesitance, Hero picked up their binoculars to better see the drop sight. It was to their horror to see Villains crew pulling tarps off the covered back, revealing no cargo in any of the vehicles. No crates. No sacks or odd-glowing tubes. When they looked to Villain again, several red dots littered Hero's body, and the panic started to sink in a bit.
"But, Intel-"
"Discovered plans of a radium delivery?" Villain sighed, feigning a heartbroken look. "Hero, I thought you surely knew by now after how long its been,"
From within the scarf Villain wore around their neck, they pulled up a respirator. Heros mind was racing. What was it they could have missed? The exact location, parameter setting, time, and plate numbers were all there. Their eyes fell, and Villain paused for a moment to sigh before nudging the gun just below their chin to raise their head.
"I don't do business on my birthday."
Villain lifted their mask, and Hero heard something click onto the pavement. A purple plume of smoke enveloped the two. Their mind was grew hazy, and their limbs got heavy. Hero blinked, and next they realized it, they were on the ground.
"It doesn't make any sense.." Hero managed out, pulling themselves back towards the ledge the best they could.
"One of your little bugs missed the cancellation call I put in. None of you realized it, and I saw... an opportunity." Villain knelt down in front of them, a hand snaking through Heros locks only to pull it sharply upwards.
"If you don't work..." Hero hissed out, trying to intake some of untainted air. "Then what is this?"
Villain could only smile as they leaned in, tapping the end of the gun against Heros chin. They moved in slowly, or that is what they assumed. Everything moved a half-second behind and was only increasing in increments as Hero was exposed to the smoke bomb.
"Pleasure." Villain all but purred near their ear.
With a sharp yank, Hero went hurdling into the wafts of smoke. It scorched their throat before it burned their lungs. One ear, they could hear the hiss of the static from the earbud. In the other, the hiss of the spraying smoke bomb. Hero could hardly make out what went wrong, especially in the state they were in now. They at least knew there was no Intel to call out to, and no back-up coming for them.
As Heros vision faded, the last thing they saw was Villain kneeling atop of them with a satisfied smile behind the respirator. For the first time in however long Villain and Hero had been at it, Hero was bested. Despite the incapacitated state, there was a growing fear of what Villain had in store after all these years.
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When Hero awoke, it took a while to absorb their surroundings. The windows were bright but not because of light but because of the heavy fall of snow outside. Hero laid atop a deep red, ornate rug set in front of the large fireplace with stone inlays of various colors. The hearth was aglow with a roaring fire which lit up the inside of the cabin.
As their eyes focused on the walls, it was a nauseating realization that there were no portraits on the wall but various mounted animals. All walks of the food chain, from wolves and hawks to sheep and deer, decorated the walls.
In attempts to sit up, Hero realized they were bound. While yes, it wasn't like they would be free range at all, but Hero thought it excessive to bind not only their ankles to their wrists, but to bind both to a rope around their neck to prevent further struggle. Hero waited a moment to let their senses come back to them and not be embarrassed over being hog-tied on a cabin floor surrounded by dead animals.
It didn't take long to hear the thud of boots crossing the wood and softening on the carpet in front of them. As slow as they were, it didn't compare to the steady rise in heart rate Hero felt. Just because Villain had been caught in the past or had plans interrupted didn't mean they couldn't have still worked on something Hero missed somehow. Obviously, a cabin in the middle of nowhere was one of those plans.
"Oh, look at you, a bow and everything..." Villain cooed, slipping three fingers under the rope around their neck to hoist them up on their knees. They adjusted the ropes behind Hero, which loosened the pressure on their neck only slightly.
A dark apron covered Villains shirt, and their hands were poorly washed of blood from whatever it was they were doing in the kitchen. The side-effects from the smoke bomb kept their limbs weighed down like lead, and their head pounded with questions. Luckily, Villain was prompt to handle the latter.
"Do you like it? The cabin?"
"This all seems a bit.. primitive." Hero drowsily responded.
"Call me old-fashioned, I suppose. The snowstorm outside makes it impossible for your team to scope out in terrain recon or aerial surveillance, and you'll surely die out there if you try to escape."
There was a brief moment Hero felt the urge to try at an escape, yet with the upward motion, strain was put on their throat. With a strangled gasp, Hero was forced to settle back on their knees. All the while, Villain circled their victim like a shark in water, footfalls slow and deliberate before they knelt in front of Hero, their lips curled into that damned dastardly smile.
"And far away from anyone who may hear you scream. Unlike my crew, no one is coming for you, Hero."
From Villains hip, a long blade with a pronounced gut hook at the end and a dark leather handle came into view. They've had their shoot-outs, but they knew the two missed each other on purpose (most times). They've had their brawls but still left the other standing to fight another day. However, this was a new leverage Villain had, and it wasn't the heat of the fireplace making Hero perspire. It was pure fear, and it reflected back to them in the blade of the knife.
"Do you know how long I've waited for this?" Villain began, bringing the edge of the blade dangerously close to their throat. "To have you humiliated before me? I've spent years dreaming of how I'd have you at my feet, begging for your life to an unanswering god."
The spark behind Villains eyes made Heros blood run cold. They'd never seen Villain like this before. The bindings around their wrists and ankles offered no give, and any shift of their current position threatened to weigh on their windpipe. The blade edge was sharp enough to cause a paper cut-like string on their neck. So many things went wrong that Hero felt out of depth with what to do and what to expect from Villain.
"P-please.." Was all Hero managed, their voice raspy from the smoke and barely a whisper.
"Please?" Villain echoed in daunting amusement. "Oh, Hero, how the mighty do fall!"
The laugh that echoed in the room felt closer to derangement, and Hero visibly flinched at the volume. Before they knew it, a burn stung their eyes, and their vision blurred and skewed the sight of Villain with fat, hot tears.
Something about the reaction shot down Villain from their victory high. Here, they thought they'd be able to rub their success in their face, to finally show Hero what it was like to seep in their own failures. They thought the victory would be sweet, yet the sight of the true fear Hero held in their eyes left a bitter taste in Villains' mouth. Even with how long they'd been doing this, Villain never truly feared Hero.
Villain had never seen this side of Hero before.
The hook of the blade near Heros throat snugged itself under the rope before it was severed completely. Hero let go of a breath they didn't realize they were holding. After a moment, Hero watched as Villain stood and took off their apron, revealing a crisp white button up and fine dress pants.
"Get up."
"W... what?" They stammered out. With the rope now cut, the restraints seemingly fell apart as Hero moved their wrists.
"Dinner is going to be ready soon, and I figure you'd want to change." Villain said as they casually rolled their sleeves up.
As if they weren't confused before, they just stared at the other in awe and disbelief at the sudden change of heart to cut Hero loose.
"What.. You're not going to kill me..?"
"Not yet, no. I told you I don't do business on my birthday." There was a pause. "Even a belated one. It did take a couple days to get out here."
"Then.." Hero looked about the cabin, the attire, the undeniable smell of something cooking in the kitchen. "You kidnapped me to have dinner?"
There was a flash of that damned grin and an innocent shrug of the shoulders.
"Ah, a birthday dinner, and it's not like you would have made reservations. I mean, you hardly remembered! And you never have a day off, so I simply took matters into my own hands when the opportunity saw fit." Villain held a hand out to Hero, which they hesitantly took.
Hero still hadn't quite moved past the concept they thought they'd be gutted and stuffed a moment ago. The hand which took Heros pulled them close, another arm wrapping about their waist. The cologne Villain wore was subtle, but enough to bring a bit of ease in their shoulders.
"It's quiet here, and warm and away from everything and everyone.. no cameras or recorders, just us.." Villain said, their voice gentle. "Tomorrow you can stumble upon the ski mobile in the garage and be gone before the suns up, and that'd be fine just.. can we have tonight?"
Hero pulled back a bit to look up at Villain with surprise and perplexity. Yet, the look Villain wore resembled closer to remorse than anything. Villains hand gingerly cupped their jaw, a thumb caressing over their cheek. They'd been doing this for years after all, perhaps they did need a change of pace.
"Okay, Villain.." Hero said before the relief allowed a smile of their own to cross their lips. "It's only fair for forgetting such an important holiday."
"I'm glad you can see reason," Villain teased before their expression softened and pulled Hero back into their arms. "And.. I'm sorry for scaring you for you to see that."
The words held Hero like Villains arms did. With a soft sigh, Hero shook their head against their shoulder. At least now, there would be no way to underestimate Villain.
"Maybe I needed my life threatened to convince me that a break won't be what kills me." Hero quipped.
The air had lightened, and the dinner Villain carefully prepared for them was decadent and filling. The drink warmed them from the inside, and when they went to bed, their bodies did an even better job at fighting the cold off together. When the morning came and the light streamed in through the window, Villain was surprised to feel the weight of Hero still on their bare chest.
"You're still here.." Villain said, not quite as a question but more in surprise.
"Mm... it's too cold to go out..." Hero muttered, still not quite awake.
Villain smiled and pulled the blankets over them more, nuzzling contently into Heros hair. The snowfall had long since stopped, leaving glistening icicles to catch the sunlight outside the window.
"I know.." A soft kiss fell on Heros head.
Hero looked up at them with bleary eyes, barely able to process the fact Villain even planned that, before they gave a defeated smile and rested back on Villains chest.
"Happy birthday, Villain."
With a gentle kiss, the two shared the quiet morning together, wrapped up in one another until Villain found themselves lulled back to sleep by Heros calm breathing.
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sakuraharuno156 · 4 months
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Why Hinata hate in Sakura Fandom makes sense and the other way around - a rant.
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I'll precede it by saying - COMPARISON HAS NO SENSE. THEY BOTH HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN.
Sakura is a main character so comparing her to Hinata makes just as much sense as comparing her to Kiba - non.
Hinata is a background character so comparing her to a main makes just as much sense as comparing her to Kakashi - non.
However, the hate between those Fandoms is a different story.
And I'm gonna try to keep it unbiased (as a new years gift I guess) even tho I do have my biases towards those two.
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If you like a character you probably have a reason to do so.
You can like Shikamaru, L (death note) and Sherlock Holmes because you have a thing for those INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT people.
Or
You can like Obito and Zuko (Atla) because you, like me, are into that good redemption arc.
You can like different characters for different reasons, but if you like intelligent people you are more likely to like Shikamaru than Lee, because they just suit your preferences better.
So it's hard for people to like both Sakura and Hinata.
Sakura is strong and hot-headed
Hinata is shy and timid
Sakura is quick to do something
Hinata is more into watching from behind
Sakura, when she sees something she likes or dislikes, reacts abruptly and harshly
Hinata is gonna blush and faint
Sakuras fighting style is rough, strong and upfront
Hinata is delicate and reserved
Sakura is a junnin
Hinata is a stay at home mom
They are completely different people so:
For Hinata Fans, that love her for her love and admire for Naruto, Sakuras rejecting Naruto time and time again seems stupid.
For Sakura fans that love Sakura for being a strong female character, Hinatas constant need for saving is absolutely dreadful.
For Hinata Fans, Sakuras hot-headedness and need for action is seen as rude and out of place.
If you love Hinata for being shy and reserved, stressed to react, like here:
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You can't like Sakura for standing up for herself (and her friends) like here:
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(Naruto just insulted Lee that had saved their lives)
4. For Sakura fans, that love her for becoming so strong from nothing, Hinatas great, wasted potential is painful.
When you love Sakura for cannonicaly training hard:
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You can't like Hinata for bringing tea to people who do train:
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5. When you love Hinata for wanting to stand with Naruto, Sakuras want to fight with both Naruto and Sasuke hand in hand is ridiculous.
If you were proud of Hinata for this:
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You see no reason to see this as important:
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6. When you love Sakura for carrying for both of her friends, you see Hinatas need to be with just Naruto as selfishness.
If you love Sakura for wanting to be a great ninja to help both of her friends:
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You will have a hard time liking Hinata, who to be a better ninja just to be noticed by Naruto:
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You can sort of distinguish a characteristics of both Fandoms:
Sakura fans:
Feministic
Independent
With constant need of improvement
Hinata fans:
Loving
Persistent
Shy
So I don't understand why people are surprised that those two Fandoms dislike each other.
You can't be a faminist and stand by Hinata.
You can't be into timid and uncertain characters and stand by Sakura.
That's just how it works 🤷‍♀️
So, in conclusion:
Comparing them is irrelevant, noone has anything to gain from it... but hate? Oh baby! Thats 100% different.
I'm a firm believer into hating fictional character that are against your beliefs.
So stop comparing and start hating them for who they are, not for who they are in comparison to others.
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Let's see Hinata fandom the world burn 🔥❤️
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Btw:
(I'm gonna hashtag it both with "hinata" and "anti-hinata", because even tho I tried to be objective, I dislike Hinata so... idk how I did xD)
Btw 2:
Happy new year 🎉🎉🎉
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Ok I got another Request for Crowley if you’re up for it!! 👀
Could be seen as a kinda continuation of the other thing if you like! Theres kinda ✨something✨ in the air they haven’t dared to act upon cause he doesn’t really wanna realize that he has the feels while Reader thinks it’s impossible that someone like him or anyone cool for that matter would fall for her BUT THEN she has to sell her soul to him to get information on the apocalyptic horsemen but he promises to give it back and 👀 she confesses that thats gonna be her first kiss and rest is up to you!!
Sure! Always happy to write for Crowley XD Hope you enjoy!💖 and yes, I’ll hint at the other story, and sorry if the ending is kind of bleh XD
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When The Dealing’s Done
In Crowley’s mind, things couldn’t be more complicated when it comes to his feelings for you. However, a deal in the air changes everything.
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Crowley loved being a demon for one reason, and it totally contradicts this statement.
He can’t love.
After being rejected and repulsed all throughout his human life by his mother, by his son, and by so many others, he thought that being a demon would be an improvement. No feelings to worry about. However, nothing ever goes right for Crowley. Ever since he willingly hugged you that one time, he’s been feeling something.
He knows what it is too, but he will not admit it.
Crowley doesn’t pay attention to his feelings. He can’t. He can’t come to the realization that he might actually care for you because he knows, that in end, it would destroy him. He’s been through too much hell, literally, to let that happen. Yet, his scorned heart was telling him another thing. But Crowley wouldn’t dare act upon it.
And neither would you.
The demon wasn’t the only one feeling things. You yourself were struggling with your emotions. You knew your brothers would kill Crowley or you if they ever found out how you felt about him. However, you weren’t going to do anything about it those feelings. And it was mostly for one reason.
You didn’t think it was possible.
Why would someone as powerful as Crowley look at you in such a manner? Why waste the time? Why would anyone waste the time? For your entire life you’ve never had someone look at you like you were the only thing that mattered. Of course, Sam and Dean did, and they were partially the reason that no guy has ever stayed in your life. But it was also hard for you to realize that someone would fall for you like that. However, you would have to push some domestic worries out of your mind. You guys had bigger problems here.
An apocalypse on the rise. The four horsemen. Locking Lucifer back up.
You didn’t want anyone else taking risks here besides you. Sam and Dean took risks every day, so why not you? You guys needed to find the horsemen, get the rings, and there was one sure fire way you knew of to do so, even if it frightened you.
Crowley.
“So let me get this straight...your soul, for information on the four apocalyptic horsemen?” Crowley asked you as the two of you stood in Bobby’s large garage. You snuck out without anyone’s knowledge to summon the demon. There wasn’t even a devil’s trap for him, something that sort of surprised him.
You nodded and Crowley looked taken aback.
“Why?” He asked, wondering why such a person like yourself would do something so drastic. You fiddled with your hands but told him everything regardless.
“We were told that we needed the four rings of the four horsemen to make this key-” You started to explain but he interrupted you.
“Yeah, I get all that. But selling your soul? Surely there are better ways.” Crowley said. Truthfully, taking a soul from the Winchesters should be something that the demon should take pride in. However, not when that soul belongs to you. He then quickly came to a conclusion.
“Fine. But aren’t you scared?” He had to ask, even though he was going to promise to give it back after the dealing’s done. You slowly nodded and Crowley, though he couldn’t help it, felt a twinge of sympathy.
“Don’t be...I promise to give your soul back. You aren’t going to lose it on this deal. Cross my non-existent heart.” Crowley said softly before smirking and making a cross over his heart with his finger. You giggled a bit, but you both knew what was coming next when it comes to a demon deal.
That kiss to seal it.
“Something else seems to be on your mind, darling?” Crowley’s accented and gruff voice cut through your thoughts. Your cheeks reddened as you heard him speak, reminding you of the situation at hand. However, he was on to you now, and you had to be honest. So, you took a deep breath.
“This will be my first kiss...” You confessed quietly. It felt like forever before the shocked demon could finally speak.
“Ever?” He had to ask in disbelief with wide eyes. You nodded.
“Ever.” You confirmed for him, face getting red from embarrassment. Crowley nodded to that before giving a chuckle of disbelief, putting his hands in his pockets.
“I find it hard to believe that a girl like you has never been kissed before, Y/N.” The way he said that, so honest and so soft, was something you never expected from Crowley. It made your insides turn to mush, and you pushed the idea of him actually preferring to kiss you to the back of your mind.
“Why would that be?” You asked him with a faint blush. Now it was Crowley’s turn to be flustered. He wasn’t ready to reach this point with you, where feelings were involved. He tried to keep telling himself that this was all just a deal and he’s done it hundreds of times, but his heart was working faster than his brain.
“Because you, Y/N, are one of the most incredible women that this demon has ever come across. And I would honored to give you the greatest first kiss of a lifetime.” He said with a slight smugness in his voice when it came to end of his statement. As he spoke, Crowley took a couple steps closer to you. It made your heart speed up, but not out of fear.
Taking you silence as a yes, he gently cupped your cheek. However, you grabbed his hand to stop him.
“Wait a moment, this is extremely important to me, so I want you to be honest...Do you have feelings for me, Crowley? Were you aware of mine for you?” You asked him, face blushing immensely. Crowley wasn’t ready to go there. In truth, he was afraid to answer. But perhaps this is the first point in his life when things will go his way. This was his chance.
And Crowley told you the truth, nothing but the truth as he gently stroked your cheek.
“Yes...I am so in love with you.” He confessed with that quiet and ragged tone of his. Then you felt the gentle press of his lips against yours. Crowley was right. This was the greatest first kiss of your life. You were glad that fate had you wait for him.
But you knew this was something your brothers wouldn’t approve of.
“I’m going to have to tell them, aren’t I?” You asked Crowley after the kiss, after the deal was done. He was holding you closely in his arms, gently stroking your back.
“No dear, you don’t.” He said and you looked up at him in shock.
“Crowley, it’s Sam and Dean. They are going to find out. I can’t lie.” You told him and you hear him chuckle a bit.
“I never said to lie, Y/N.” Gently, Crowley pulled you away so you could better look in his eyes. Better to see that smirk he held on his face when it came to discussing your brothers.
“Just do what I do when it comes to Moose and Squirrel. Tell them the truth, but not all of the truth.” He said to you and you slowly nodded. The ‘dealing with a demon’ they would need to know about, but they didn’t need to know about it in depth.
About how you and Crowley mean more to each other than some simple soul.
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jakowskis · 7 days
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im SO pissed i didnt listen to believe for a fucking year bc i heard bad things about it. im never listening to anyone else's opinions again cuz THAT WAS BRILLIANT. THAT WAS EVERYTHING I WANT OUT OF TORCHWOOD i mean it was still a bit shit highkey but it was EXACTLY what i want out of this garbage show. sooo fucking season one core (aka my fav) all sorts of dark horrific connotations and unhealthy dynamics but no emotional weight or responsibility xD once again i cannot tell if the writer was even fucking AWARE of a lot of the things he was implying but what i interpreted as being implied is making me fucking tear up the floorboards im. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
that was so cynical and bitter and awful and miserable and edgy and shitty ITS EVERYTHING I WANTED. i love torchwood being goofy i do but what draws me into the show and the reason it's become one of my most, uh, aggressive hyperfixations ever (which is ridic btw) is cuz its FUCKED UP AND UNHAPPY and that? was fuuuuucked. obsessed.
cult leader jack cult leader jack cult leader jack U DONT UNDERSTAND IT MAKES ME RABID and they ran with it i. stick figure violence stick figure violence. feeling rabid. AND HIS FUCKING SPEECH AT THE END. DOES HE KNOW??? hes so fucking deluded I LOVE IT. ITS FASCINATING he thinks hes good.... he thinks hes good... hes aware n he feels responsible and yet he doesnt SEE he doesnt see he thinks hes doing his best. NOOO it had the be intentional literally "jack tell us what that was about" "later lol" "sure yeah always later" and then hes like "YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY" GRRR JACK. JACK. also faith n believing.... ianto's trust. ianto's trust. you believe me like a god FUCK MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE
jack always being five steps ahead + being 10x more competent than the team always makes me fucking roll my eyes but at this point i just kind of perceive it as the way tw constantly paints him as a deity figure. he can do no wrong
GWENS CYNICISM. TORCHWOOD BREAKING HER. TORCHWOOD BREAKING HER!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK it's toxic... it's toxic... this job gets inside you THIS JOB GETS INSIDE YOUUU. torchwood thesis statement: this job fucking breaks you.
FINALLY some good fucking tosh x owen food. DONT GET ME WRONG THAT WAS FUCKING AWFUL but that was sooooooo much more compelling than the fucking bullshit that canon gave us. owen being a toxic abusive fucking manchild + doing smth bad enough to tosh that she FINALLY went "wow THATS the man im obsessing over" like g-d i would've killedddd for that to happen in the show i HATE that she wasted herself on him. i hate it. her disgust and anger at him was so THERAPEUTIC for me 😭 idk what it says about me that the way i was grinning when they were arguing n bitching at each other was probs the closest ive ever gotten to actually shipping them HFKJDSF theres smth wrong w me. i just think s2 tosh is too fucking sweet and good and probably naive and i think owen could so easily fuck her up, like i don't think there's a world where he wouldn't hurt her tbh, and i don't want that to happen i adore her too much. like i don't think he's irredeemable, i ship him w other characters who i think could handle him, but i don't think tosh could, and that was validation of that opinion, you know? i'd be more willing to ship them if tosh was firm with him and didn't let him walk all over her, and it sucks that she didn't do that and got herself hurt and THATS what it took to make her call him tf out and tell him how much he sucks. ig a lot of why towen bugs me sm boils down to the fact that im not comfortable shipping someone who's kind of awful with someone who idealizes them and doesn't seem to grasp the scale of how bad they are. that's a recipe for an unhealthy dynamic and if i didn't like tosh i might be intrigued by it ngl HFSKDF but thats my babygirl and the idea of putting her thru Being With Him disgusts me. she deserves better until he gets his fucking shit together. which he never does and she never gets to have something good bc she was waiting for his shitty ass lmao YAYY!!
owen was AWFUL in that btw. and i adored him in it. my fav owen is an owen who's spiraling and destructively fixated on something for selfish purposes to the point that he doesnt care who he hurts to accomplish it. he's so villain coded fhsdkfjdsk he redeems himself in the show and i love that but the audios further explore the fact that he's got such a darkness to him he SO EASILY can be pushed into destroying everything. hes constantly on the precipice of monstrosity and cruelty bc of his own hurt. it's like hes so full of rot it leaks out of him and infects others and he hates it but he cant help it. i will never get over the doctor with poison fingers oh he makes my heart ache. he's just so misguided. he's so broken.
which brings us back to jack's speech. (him talking to the cult leader lady) "They were broken, and you were the person they turned to for help. If you don’t accept their problems, then don’t offer yourself as a solution." literally im gonna think about this for months. HE DOESNT SEE!!!!!!!!!
g-d and ianto's orientation or whatever. that was Fantastic ianto insight. he's so much more interesting when he's away from jack it's almost impressive.
i am just. gdddddddddddddddddddddddd. i am so distraught. help meeee
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lionews · 20 days
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"No plan against him would work, so honestly just pray that he doesn’t. He takes extreme advantage of every event, grinding like insane, and thats how he made most of his starting money."
Tbh I feel like the only way we could catch up with him at this point is by buying GB and then buying out his trades, but I really don't wanna waste money on microtransactions. Though, I'm somewhat regretting buying all those hybrid heats, otherwise I could've had more buffies rn xd
Depending on how long Tycoon plans to do this, I guess we'll probably have to adjust to the current prices being the new norm, unfortunately.
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theflyingkipper · 2 years
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I see folks are sending you pictures of real life locos 👀
I'd like to show you my favorite one: The Grand Canyon Railway 29, a 2-8-0 "Consolidation" type locomotive, built in 1906 by ALCo. Right now it's undergoing a boiler inspection but I'm counting down the days it's back on the rails and hauling our trains again because hooughh 29 my beloved-
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The beast runs on Waste Vegetable Oil as well!
THE BEAST RUNS ON WHAT????? THATS SO COOL… does he smell like French fries XD
I might not work in close proximity to trains (I wish I did though) ,I share your excitement on seeing this guy back on the rails, Im always happy to see steam engines in operation
also I find the “please keep off” signs really funny so some reason, I keep picturing small children climbing around your monster version of him while he looks confused
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orchidyoonkook · 5 months
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hey yoonieee !! how are you today ? hope you have/had an amazing day just like you 🫶🫶 make sure you grab something yummy to eat, hydrate and take good care of yourself 💕💕
had a pretty good day today. i caught a cold and felt like a zombie the whole day but i'm better now, kinda struggling to fall asleep cuz i took a nap today between my classes. also treated myself today because i had a good week (aka spent all my money on bt21 plushes 😭😭)
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Hi Baby Star <<<333
I had a very nice breakfast and dinner today!! and I'm drinking my tea as usual so I'm doing good today! I got up early to watch the GOLDEN replay as I was at work last time, but then I slept a lot during the day cuz it was EARLY in my time zone and I went to bed late.
I have a tea recipe for colds and it works wonders, but tastes terrible (i plug my nose when i drink it and use a yummy flavoured chaser) Its hot water, half a lemon's worth of fresh lemon juice, a tablespoon of freshly shredded or zested ginger and then however much honey (i do like 3 tbsp to counteract the ginger) you want. If you like ginger it wont be too bad, but holy moly does it work. It got c*vid out of my system in three days. I'm happy you're feeling better though!!!!
can you use melatonin? or some other types of sleep aids? or are you more like me where you just put up with being tired XD?
and thats not a waste cuz A) its bt21 and B) i literally do not blame you at all. Also you deserve treats when you work hard!! I hope they bring you all the joy you more than deserve!
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Hmm... Alright, let's see if I can fluster you :)
Cruella De Vill
Your boss raised a perfectly trimmed brow at your shocked expression, as if what she just said- no, ordered you was perfectly normal and you were the odd one for not responding more eagerly, "Are you deaf? I'm certain I didn't stutter. I don't have all day, now, so put that mouth to good use before I change my mind."
Jim Bickerman
"... Jim, that better not be you trying to break the lock on the bathroom door!" You yelled out over the running water as you peeked out from behind the curtain, eyes narrowed at the old door. Or rather, the old man behind it.
Jafar
You straightened your back and hoped to Allah that the vizier couldn't hear the way your heart beat loudly in your chest when he placed those long, thin hands on your shoulders. Though that hope was dashed away when you felt his hot breath in the shell of your ear, "Do you really think you can just slip away, my dear?"
Otis B. Driftwood
Your eyes went wide as this horrible, awful man got real close to you, wasting no time grabbing you by the neck and dragging your lips to his own repulsive mouth. Nothing about him was soft, not the way he held you like you were his possession, nor the way he kissed you with enough force to leave your teeth aching and lips swollen along with his tongue shoved down your throat. You shouldn't want Otis. Anybody but this man. But you couldn't ignore how hot he made you feel either.
Queen Grimhilde
Your queen was never one to mince words. She gave clear orders, and everyone was meant to follow her word. No matter how gruesome they may be. With you, though? Grimhilde didn't need to utter a syllable. She knew that when you saw the smirk on her crimson lips, you knew that you were to prepare her chambers, and yourself, for her tonight.
I hope these accomplished making you flustered! Not sure how in character I got them, but hopefully they're still good XD
I AM OBSESSED WITH THESE XD
Yes, I got quiteeee flustered XD Oh my god. And you got them perfectly in character!!!!
Oh my godddddd my favourite is Otis. Cuz like-
EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
But like- Cruella being mean, domestic life with the nutbag Jim, Jafar being creepy (REMINDS ME OF THE BELOW PICTURE!! Look at him!! How can anyone say he's not hot, I don't understand- ), OTIS!!, and Hilda communicating with her eyesss damn. Thats good stuff!!
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I am just like this-
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XDD Thank you so much for these!!
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sun-roach · 10 months
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Would Patcher like to have tea with me? I love tea, and I can make him any type he wants. I have shortbread cookies, too! I know cookies are tough for him, but they get all soft and buttery when you eat them with hot tea :3
@the-bad-batch-baroness
Awwwww 🥺🥺🧡
Okay so Patcher would probably decline tho😂🪦
He doesn’t know you and he would have wanted to see how you made the tea, just to be sure that it’s not an attempt to drug him (it had happened to him once)
But let’s say Thorn set him up XD
Patcher sits across from you. His shoulders are tensed, and odd eyes grace you with confusion and alertness.
The chief medic doesn’t know how Thorn had managed to talk him into this. But what he does know is that the commander will regret it later.
He doesn’t touch a thing, doesn’t even give the sweets and tea a look. He just pinches the bridge of his nose as a headache starts to grow.
You seem lovely to him, beautiful with your own story written in your eyes.
Yet beauty can be a lie. A trap.
Patcher is aware that not all people are bad, which is the only reason why he is still sitting there.
But everytime he had met someone outside the vode… let's say it always ended up horrible for him.
He grits his teeth, trying to avoid his thoughts to go further that route. Instead, the corrie tries to focus on you once more.
<I apologize.>
Good start. Good start. People are more likely to treat you with more care after apologizing. Either that or they use the opportunity and stab you in the eye.
Growling at his own thoughts, he stands up. He just… can’t do it. This is neither fair to you nor good for him.
Yet the worry in your eyes strikes him. When had ever someone looked at him like that? Why are you looking at him like that? There is nothing for you to be worried about. He is just a clone. An object. He can find someone more talkative and outgoing for you.
Only now does it come to his mind thats this might have also been one of his vod'ikas pranks. A prank that would have gone too far.
<Look, this seems to be a misunderstanding. I apologize for wasting your time. If you tell me, whom you had actually wanted to meet, I will call them right away.>
Patcher ignores the stinging pain while he talks. His voice is deep, rich and rough.
He wait for you to give him an answer, an answer he will not know what to do with.
At the end he will leave, return to his routine, trying to forget your eyes.
There is no hope. Not for him, nor anyone around him.
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fawn-paws · 8 months
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I fucking hate men I fucking hate men I fucking HATE MEN its always male doctors that do this!! Always!! They don’t listen to anyone, even other doctors, they make assumptions as soon as they even see your goddamn name and then waste your goddamn time. They are so fucking stupid. This man. I went in for an EGD AND a colonoscopy to look at EVERYTHING including signs of celiac disease but also yknow just in case there’s anything else wrong with me AND HE DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT THE CILIA. THATS WHAT I WENT IN FOR IN THE FIRST PLAAAAACE and he was like yeah theres no sighs of infection or weird bacteria ur perfectly healthy ur just constipated and ur stomach is getting upset bc ur constipated. Like broooo lmao lmao okayyyy yeah I’m having severe reactions to foods for no goddamn reason even when my entire system is empty lol makes sense hahaha lol bro come on I shitted my guts out and went under for nothiiiiing and ALSO it’s a 20,000 dollar procedure that my insurance SHOULD cover but its like not going through so that’s so funny that’s like soooo funny hahaha lololol XD I’m laughing so hard right nowwwww heee heee hahaaaa :) hehe!
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melodic-cherry · 8 months
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Hello muppet tumblr ^_^
I wanted to say this even tho this affects no one
I’m a little bit sad because I was originally going to get mayhem backpack. I still can hypothetically it’s more due to my Autism I like keeping things the same. I’ve been using the same bag for a while and honestly, I just wouldn’t put the backpack to use so I suppose it would be a waste of money. Not that collecting isn’t cool ( bc I collect everything related to my special interests ) but for some reason …. I just don’t collect backpacks, even if it is related to my special interest. ( idk why ?? ). HOWEVER on the upside I’m hoping that by 9/7 when we have moneyz again I’ll still be able to pre-order these Dr. teeth and the mayhem keychains off of Etsy. ^_^;; to put on my bag… I do have my holo heart teeth pin I wear on my muppets hoodie 24/7 ( by Mel and the Etsy stuff is by Mel too check them out !!) ANYWAY I love the backpack and I would love to have it, but I know I’m realistically not going to, but I am grateful that I can get other things. Like I remember as soon as I knew that the Mayham shirts hit my local hot topic I bought the ones available plus the muppet hoodie XD!!!
THATS ALL THIS MAKES NO SENSE ^_^;;…
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