#but thats gonna be tots worth it ;p

[ghost-wysteria]

Texts between me and my girlfriend(+ our friendgroup):

Me: babe

babe

babe

Gf: yeah love?

Me: whats babe backwards

ebab

ew

wtf💀

Gf: LMFAO-

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Me: i wish you would call me babygirl😔

Gf, replying to a message from months ago: (I'll answer your prays bbg😩) i have tho💅

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Me: im not really a 10, im more like a 7 maybe an eight

Gf: nah boy your definitely an 20/10 2×

Me: i like you, you lie alot😩😩

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Me and my gf playing doors:

Me: AAAAA WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCKER

Gf: oh thats just my bestie😋💅

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Me: i love white boys sm

Gf: *'gf's user' has pinned a message to the chat*

Me: GIRL ISTG

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Me: I SWEAR I DONT LIKE BLUE MEN-

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Me: BEGONE DANDRUFF LORD!

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Me: *talking about a Christian lady who was harassing me*

Gf: if i was there i would've smacked that old bitch and said "SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN A RIVER GRANDMA

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Gf: my dads a motherfucker... bc he fucked my mother

Me: oh yeah I'd think he did💀

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Me: 🔫doodoo watee🔫

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K: im not havin sex with you waltuh

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W: i put my balls in the deepfryer

Me: W wtf.

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Me: babe your ruining my confession of love to K

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P: the best way to make friends to to express yourself in a way that will attract people with common interests

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like faking a heart attack in a nursing home

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W: hello bitch

Me: *shrieks*

W: wait no, GREATINGS M'LORD

Me: NOOO HOW DO YOU KNOWWWW

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J: hey griffin!

Me: hey J, and did you just call me griffin? Its daddy to you /j

J: LMFAOJDJEJWS

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Me: *sends gif* thinking bout daddy

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P:

All of us: *screaming*

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Me: WAIT GF DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL FEBRUARY???

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Me: i think i have scoliosis, also i love p#rn(knowing full well im asexual)

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W: I WILL PEE Y0VR PANTSSS

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Me: im in deep- WAIT NO-

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Ex: you can sleep on the chairs

Me: BEAN BAG CHAIRS BITCHES AHA

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Gc dad: AND IF YOU COME IN HERE AGAIN WITH A GODDAMN OPINION, I WILL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS👹

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W: ahee

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Dad: GET ONTOP OF THE FRIDGE OR ISTFG.

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Gf: my tears arent worth your precious life

J: gf what the fuck does that even mean

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Me: i have a cup of tater tots

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Me: NO CAT YOU CANT HAVE MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK YOU DUMBASS.

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Me: @'W's username' i bet you got a nokia brick phone sized d#ck

W: i bet you got an iphone 6s sized d#ck you asshole

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W: my ass on chitter

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Me, towards P: im gonna shove your quotable lines up your ass sonny

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Me: y'all ever clap your thighs together and just hear ✨clap✨

Gf: nope, i hear a crack when i kick my brothers fucking back<3

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W: i want cheese and motherfucking crack

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Gf: CHECK YOUR BIRF CIRTIFICATE

Me: I CANT, IDK WHAT A FUCKING BIRF CIRTIFICATE IS.

(I might make one of these with my other friendgroup<3)

[raksh-writes]

Damn, all those young peeps my age already getting vacciness in different countries, good for y'all ^^

I just signed up last week, but knowing how it is here, I will maybe get it in a few months 😔 At least there's a real chance my rehabiliation will come very soon, so that's very good! Gotta look at the positives ;p

#personal #Raksh posts #I'll have to get up early in the morning for two weeks #but thats gonna be tots worth it ;p #I still havent done anything about my wisdom teeth #but they stopped bothering me for now #if that could last until Im completely done with my thesis itd be Fantastic #then I wouldnt worry about removing those teeth interfering with everything else #just get to it without all the other stress stacking up #anyway gotta go back to reading papers #then maybe I'll play some more Divinity ^^ #I love the atmosphere of that game #Im not gonna write for my thesis today #better to rest and push it fully on the weekend #better chances to write a big part at once ^^ #good day so far! #hope y'all are having a good one too ^^

[wtfnari]

HIII ZURI OMG i kinda wanna read the fanfic ur talking abt but ur reaction makes me scared HWHAJFKSJ 😭

but other than that im sorry u cut ties w your bff, that must have been p difficult :( i hope u feel loads better soon !! if u ever wanna talk / rant abt it im here for u hehe <3

AND OMG I DISAPPEAR FOR LIKE A WEEK AND U GET A CRUSH ⁉️ i missed so MUCH Pls im calling the fbi,,, BUT ANYWAYS U GUYS ARE KINDA CUTE OR WTV 🙄‼ jk omg i hope u manage to figure out ur feelings & become the super happy epic awesome endgame power couple tgt 😈 (only if thats what u want ofc)

ALSO idk if its just me but rrg in tot is kinda boring 🕴 like it uses up a million ap for the fights which aren't even connected to the main storyline,,, atp im just doing it for the s-chips and the badge since im still saving for xmas partyland (but drummer lu jinghe is so Tempting i stg)

ANYWAYS ilysm MWAH !!!! twirls hair and kisses ur cheek hehehe :] <3

AHWKSAHAJAHA ITS RLLY WORTH IT BUT YEA ITS RLLY SAD <//3

honestly cutting ties w my ex bsf wasnt that hard,, we werent talking much after an issue happened between us and he said if we were to talk again it wouldn't be the same like before so yea,, i just did the first move and cut ties and he went along w it

AND NO IT ISNT A CRUSH WHATSKAGAAJSHAHSK at least i think it isnt 🙁🙁 idk yet i enjoy talking 2 him but im not ready for a relationship yet and he keeps giving some type of mixed signals HAJAHAAJSHAJAH idk if we're gonna be endgame but im not gonna get my hopes up bc online dating is kinda iffy </3

YEAH RRG IS SO BORIGN it uses so much ap for what like its so stupid and im just rolling to raise pity for xmas partyland :// i wanna do xia yans route too but i think im still on day 4 on jinghes oops so ill be binging it probably later if i don't sleep for the whole day bc of the vaccine

ILYM AND IMY 💔💔💔 kisses ur cheek back stay safe mwa mwa

[cindysia-ss]

Her tot part 2

funny thing, cz i always feel like i talk about myself too much. If you observe this chat, its me telling u what happened, what i think about alot.

YEY IM RIGHT ok cool cuz idk what other chances u had with Ana to have deep convo about me. Meh okay. Don't need to let u know also pui.

Yes. But interesting appreciation of my friends. Yeah they do know me better admittedly, but I'm quite sure you will catch up soon. Okay now I'm curious what Ana told you heh

Ah yes, you nvr know when we are gonna die. For what its worth, when you mention about your plans for suicide that day, I almost fking cried you little piece of shit. So what if people's life don't change? Can not a few days/weeks/months of your existence be enough to make a difference? I wont say cheesy stuff like knowing u changed my life lah but its like... I didn't expect my existence to impact you also mah, so u reverse from my perspective and consider lor. Use ur brain abit la pls

Yeah it touched me that u will feel sad for my sadness, but its ok to feel it. Thats the thing about feelings anyway, it's not like u can tell it to stop. It's not overreacting, maybe you just have more empathy.

Ah thats new. I thought u independent. Ok then I tell u about myself. I don't hate loneliness, because I loneliness is like my friend HAHA. Ironic but I always carry this loner part of me inside everywhere I go. Anw i see u left ur toothbrush, my towel on the rack so I'm expecting u to be bek in a week LOL. So yeah anytime u dont feel like going home my room will be here lel. Maybe it feels more like home? :P

Also, was I right to say you're not a huggy person?