#but that's not the point

[rosego1dd]

i could be productive but i'm losing my shit over block game instead

#mcyt #mcytumblr #grian #mcytblr #watcher grian #traffic light smp #traffic smp #secret life smp #life series #mcyt theory #not really #but that's not the point #i need to be put down

[hello-there-42]

If you watch your otp become canon and you aren’t:

- physically injured after accidentally kicking nearby furniture

- pausing the media for 15 minutes and 37 seconds to process *THAT* moment

- having the people around you question your sanity because they just don’t understand

then are you truly shipping them as hard as you can? Be better for your blorbos and little meow meows

#this may or may not be about yaz and sammy getting together #but that's not the point #it applies to all ships #fandom #how do tags work #how do i even tag this #shipping #canon #camp cretaceous #yasammy #amphibia #yulivia #the owl house #lumity #avatar legend of korra #korrasami #avatar the last airbender #the dragon prince #rayllum #she ra and the princesses of power #she ra #catradora #glimbow #scorfuma #janaya #warrior nun #avatrice #huntlow #rwby #bumbleby

[hecoxthirst]

he ian on my cox until i smosh. is that anything?*taps my mic* can anybody hear me? hello?

#i hate myself /jk #the way this made me laugh #like way too loud #this meme is old as balls and i'm sure this has been done before better that i could even #but that's not the point #the point is having fun and being myself #smosh #ian hecox #🧍

[prokopetz]

Vampire: The Masquerade posts are weird for me because my brain insists on misreading "Gangrel" as "Gargamel" every time I see it, and the resulting mental image is probably not what the poster intended.

#gaming #tabletop roleplaying #tabletop rpgs #vampire: the masquerade #the smurfs #i mean obviously world of darkness vampires would get their butts kicked by the smurfs #but that's not the point

[hey-scully-itsme]

congrats to the happy couple and a happy 'sherlock holmes is fully in the public domain' day to all who celebrate

#yes i know it was already almost entirely in the public domain #and the doyle estate had very very little actual control #but that's not the point #the point is they are gay #(i usually prefer ace readings of holmes myself but this is just for fun) #i think it entirely appropriate that this is the first kiss i have ever drawn #sherlock holmes #john watson #(i assume most people here go with john and not james?) #i'd have put more time into this but i wanted to post it today #edit: whoops wrong background

[hydr0phius]

Loki & Thrawn 🤝 wanting to save everyone from the bigger threat that's going to annihilate them all even if they destroy themselves in the process.

#they would be best friends i think #thrawn #loki #hydro rambles #do you all see it? #they are also blue and have red eyes #but that's not the point #that's just a fun little bonus #why is there no blue handshake emoji

[phoenixcatch7]

As much of a power couple bingqiu is, the funniest is moshangbingqiu, because that is the ULTIMATE power poly. There is not a single thing in the three realms they could not take down, especially as a group. There is not a single pie they don't have their fingers in, no place they cannot reach. There is not a single thing under the blue red or burning skies they don't know about, combined.

It's a tiny group of messed up people. Two terminally online nerds who can't spell romance, a orphaned crybaby with a horny sword, and the world's most emotionally repressed ice cube. And THESE PEOPLE are the realms' most dangerous beings???

#love it #They're all so dumb but by jove will the masses cower in their presence #It's funny that sqq actually has the least inherent status of the lot #There's the half demon warlord emperor centre of the universe #The teleporting ancient bloodline king #The actual bona fide creator of the world #And a Guy™ who (supposedly) teaches kids and gets fridged every weekend #It's his personal connections and the status his body achieved that gives him the power #I'd wax on about all the ways sqq was designed as an underdog by mxtx while still showing him as convincingly powerful #But that's not the point #mxtx #svsss #shen qingqiu #Moshangbingqiu #The ultimate power poly #bingqiu #moshang

[syoddeye]

delicacy

preview of a thing. ~210 words. cw: people eating off a naked body, noncon, restraints #influenced and inspired by @pfhwrittes, the enabler part of whatever universe spoils and pursuit belong to.

It's akin to chum thrown in the water. The men scent you like sharks drawn by blood and viscera—or, in this case, the sticky-sweet strawberry jam dribbling between your thighs.

"What a fuckin' sight." They cross the room in seconds. Soap's face appears first, a smile with too many teeth, haloed by the light like a sun. His bright blue eyes dart across your body, visually sampling the feast before he reaches for a taste– "Wait your turn," Simon growls, materializing beside the younger man, fisting his collar. "How fitting," Kyle croons, taking the position behind your head. He cards a hand through your hair. The sound of John's chuckle erases whatever comfort Kyle's touch is meant to bring. His rough hand leads him into your sightline, crawling from your shoulder to a carefully laid necklace of edible flowers, berries, and mint. Unlike his men, he meets your eye immediately, head tilting as he draws a circle on a patch of bare skin. "Aye, they can be sweet when they have a purpose, can't they?" His finger glides through a dollop of frosting spread over the scarring beneath your chest and sucks it into his mouth.

#poly 141 #x reader #poly 141 x reader #yes it's unsanitary #but that's not the point #mind the tags

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

so silly how all of the batfam members are larger than life in costume

but in real life, as civilians, they're all just a bunch of weirdo wet cat introverts and wallflowers

besides Dick, Duke and maybe Steph

#or if Bruce is being Brucie at a gala #but that's not the point #batfam #Bruce wayne #Tim drake #Damian wayne #Jason todd #Cassandra cane

[difeisheng]

something some of you don't know is that in the sha hai novel, li cu and liang wan kiss after one of the times they run from danger on the second gutongjing trip, which would feel like a weirdly forced het romance being shoehorned in if it was under literally any other circumstances EXCEPT. it's such a deeply cringefail experience to the point that it works. li cu is too stunned to do anything except lie there uselessly while it happens because he's an 18-year-old who's had zero past relationship prospects. liang wan is clearly on the verge of a nervous breakdown. according to li cu's brain the kiss lasts a full three minutes, and yang hao and su wan are standing right there watching in silence the entire time. once she pushes away from him liang wan yells at the boys to fuck off, tries to walk away, and immediately trips over into one of the haizi. none of this is mentioned or followed up on at any future point in the story. npss just chose a hilariously awkward scenario for a kiss to happen and it's so thoroughly embarrassing for all the characters present that it turns out great, i could not be irritated even if i wanted to

#anyways. im on the liang wan/li cu trainwreck agenda because wu lei and yang rong had stupid good chemistry #but that's not the point #dmbj #sha hai #li cu #liang wan #ashton originals

[weewoobrainrot]

"the navy needs maverick. the kid needs maverick. that's why i fought for you"

#sorry guys i'm seeing this movie sometime this week #so i'm just non stop thinking about them and this movie #okay i'm always non stop thinking about them #but that's not the point #the point is what's the straight explanation for this hmmmm #why would he fight for mav for over 30 years #especially when mav was doing dumb shit #anyway :) #icemav #top gun #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #top gun maverick

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

no but lee hong-jo really is stronger than those marines not to pounce on jang sin-yu when that boy has been looking at her with those puppy eyes for god knows how many full moons

#although i do think they get more full moons than normal #but that's not the point #girl HOW #destined with you #kdrama #lee hong jo #jang sin yu

[aki-shun]

I couldn't find any title (Eng is not my own language)

Leona x Reader

(There is no care in this post. It's just a weird fluff(?) or similar so if you're reading this I'm not responsible. Whether you read it or not is up to you. I'm not pointing a gun at you and forcing you to read. So again I am not responsible.A strange thought that came to my mind as I was trying to get home on the crowded subway. And I don't regret it.)

Oh and Leona and reader is married. Probably.. I don't know...

In the garden of the residence, you sit in an area made of cushions in the shade of various plants. He took you in his lap, his left hand gripped your waist, his tail wrapped around your dangling legs. Next to the area where you are sitting, there is a table with sweets and cool drinks (or something that looks like a tray). Desserts are covered with a kind of sauce and cream (This is an important detail). You both fed each other.

Some of the sauce smeared around your mouth. Instead of saying anything, Leona leaned towards you and licked the sauce-stained part. He was startled and you tried to back away, but before you could move he grabbed your chin and stopped you from moving, fixing your head. When he was done, he licked his lips, looking into your eyes.

After you had recovered a bit, you took a piece of the dessert and holding his chin with one hand and fixing him, pressed the dessert to the corners of his mouth. Then you started to lick the sauce you put on. He had a genuinely surprised expression on his face. (Not the pikachu face. The Leona Face;) When you're done, you look at him and lick your lips, but soon your face turns red with embarrassment, but you still look at him, even if it's hard not to spoil the situation. He couldn't stand it any longer and laughed at the slacker and you simply hit him on the head. Then you couldn't stand it and buried your face in the crook of his neck.

Herbivore, you don't just surprise me, you make me fall in love all over again and again~

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Yes it's done. That's all for the subway. Fortunately, the people next to me don't speak English. So I hope so. Do you think I should take a break from other articles and draw a sketch of it, or should I not bother at all?

Or should I write something short like this for another character? I won't bother voting for this, ask if you want. If you don't want it, there's nothing I can do.

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #yandere twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #leona kingscholar #twst leona #leona × reader #Nothing comes to mind right now #anyway #than bye #bye bye #goo goo cha cha #My English teacher says 'see you or bye' like this after classes #soooooooo #....yeah #Don't hesitate on requests #ı dont like shy people #I actually like it #but that's not the point #:)

[xelilow04]

You know that one headcanon where Chongyun's yang energy kind of eases Xiao's karmic debt? And remember in 3.4 Lantern Rite when Chongyun said it doesn't work like that? What if Xiao lied and said it does help him just so he could spend more time with him? Just a thought.

#yang energy vs. karmic debt is literally one of my favorite headcanons #headcanon but make it canon compliant #totally didn't write a fic about this on ao3 #but that's not the point #this is why xiaoyun is my comfort ship #they're just two evil-conquering boys #who happen to have connections to qingxin flowers #chongyun #xiao #xiaoyun #penny for my thoughts

[takethatandparty]

We need to talk about something really important

✨Jason Orange✨

Look at him

This man simply doesn't know what it's like to have a bad phase

That's it, thanks for coming to my TED talk

#don't come @ me bc of the paparazzi pics #i know it's not nice #but that's not the point #he's giving daddy vibes and I'm so here for it #aging like fine wine #i miss him #but i love him even more #i respect his decision #but i also am a dog for him #absolutely no regrets #we love an ecological king #take that #tt #jason orange #take that band

[bouncyenvos]

there's a sushi buffet near me that's easy to walk over to, and I've been wanting to go for the 2 years I've been here. BUT I also can't justify the price. I don't even eat that much. impractical. and so there is no point

(even tho there is sushi... just over there...)

#im sure they do takeout. there are also other options if I go delivery or go drive out #or if i make my own #but that's not the point #the fantasy of a delicious sushi mukbang (that i surely will regret) is right there #something something liking the idea of something more than the actual thing #envos ojisan.txt #well. whatever. make sure to have a balanced and nutritious meal today /senshi voice