#but steve's a possessive mf so welp

[nethandrake]

Do you prefer the Doom vs Steve sword fight duel be what kind of scenario? 1)“Doom has kidnapped Tony to woo him àla Sue Storm/Princess Peach style and Steve has come to Doom Castle rescue him”, or 2) “Doom and Steve ruin someone else’s wedding while getting into a pissing match about who gets to dance with Tony and it escalates”, or 3) “rom-com style: while Doom was trying to be good he joins the team and he and Tony get close and Steve is the girl next story stewing in her jealousy until it a team bonding exercise gets out of hand at a history museum” (the team bonding exercise was an escape room)

Again please remember it always ends in a sword duel

All three scenarios are godtier (Steve and Doom fighting in an escape room while Tony solves the whole thing is a hilarious picture) but my favourite has to be Option 2. Victor and Steve are two of the most dramatic people in Marvel and tbh, ruining a wedding sound like something that would happen 'cause they're petty like that lmao. They'd just fighting over who should sit next to Tony, the drinks they should give Tony, try to grab the bouquet of whoever's tossing it.

Also the dance floor clearing up so they could sword fight is just so hilarious to me. Everyone would be either face-palming, betting on who'll win or rolling their eyes. Tony's just confused by the whole thing 'cause 'WTF is going on here? Why are they having a sword fight right now? Weren't they cool with each other at the Hellfire Gala, what??????????'

The whole fight ends in a draw and Steve and Doom getting kicked out because the married couple are just.......not having it.

#idk who's supposed to get married soon #but just imagine steve and doom having a pissing match there and everyone's this close to strangling them #anyway: steve and victor are petty dumbasses and need to chill for at least five seconds cause TONY HAS TWO HANDS #but steve's a possessive mf so welp #stevetony #asks #anonymous