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gothghostiie · 8 months

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GN!Reader x John Price

a/n: thought of this. looked up if its possible. bon appetit.

cw: gn!reader (they/them), outdoors, swearing, praise, voyeur, fingering, spit as lube, penetration, creampie, ghillie suits, implied age gap, ya'll almost get caught, gaz watching from afar, porn with very little plot

It had been hot as hell, but you had to keep going. Price was pushing you, trying to keep you motivated over the comms as he crawled through the high grass alongside you. "Come on, Soldier. Don't get weak on me now." he warned playfully, but these god damn Ghillie suits practically let all your humor vanish.

"Jesus christ... just gimme a break god damn it.." you muttered back, finally stopping to move and now just laying flat in the grass, taking breaths. Price stopped and looked over at you, chuckling quietly.

"You see that Garrick?" he asked almost mockingly. "Poor thing." you could hear Gaz chuckle through your in ear piece.

"Maybe you gotta motivate them, Captain.." he suggested jokingly, but of course Price's mind took it and ran with it.

"Need some motivation little one?" His low voice almost purred through the speakers, making Gaz chuckle.

"Very fucking funny you two.." you panted, still laying there with your eyes closed to rest for a moment. only when you suddenly felt an unexpected weight on top of you, you opened you eyes and looked over your shoulder to see your Captain hovering over you.

"Garrick, you watch our Six." he commanded, making Gaz chuckle evily.

"On it, Sir."

"Captain, what-" Price hushed you as he took his gloves off, eyeing you over ad you were laid underneath him.

"Motivating you to keep going." he said simply, which didnt explain anything whatsoever - not until he yanked your pants down, making you gasp loudly.

"C-Captain, wha-" one strict look from him made you shut up. he scooted back and pulled your hips up, exposing how worked up you already were from him touching you like that. Price scoffed quietly as he put his hands on your as, eyeing your sex over closely.

"you want this?" he asked before he went any further than this. you nodded without hesitation, looking over to him over your shoulder as best as you could in this position. "good doll/boy/girl..." he hummed in satisfaction. he thought for one second more before speaking to Kyle again. "Garrick, give me me some info."

"Coast is clear Cap. I'll let you know if anything changes." he said calmly, though you could hear the shit eating grin in his voice.

"good boy." you were just about to give Price a surprised look for calling Garrick that, but all you saw when you looked back was him, sucking on his own fingers and coating them in his spit. Just a second later you could feel him slowly push one of his wet, thick fingers into your hole, already stretching you out just like that. a soft gasp escaped your lips as he gently fingered you open, adding a second finger after a short while to make sure you were nice and open for him.

"look at you, getting all worked up for your Captain.. dirty little thing, aren't you?" he hummed in amusement, chuckling softly as he added the third and last finger into your hole. stretched around his big fingers you were panting and shivering slightly, dighing your fingers into the grass to somehow ground yourself and not get too loud - especially since Gaz was still listening. Price was humming behind you quietly, big cock already hard and aching in his pants as he moved his fingers, curling them and watching you squirm under his touch. He couldn't help but chuckle a little as his other hand went to his own pants, unbuckling them and pulling them down just enough for him to get his cock out and stroke it, tip grazing your ass slightly as he did. Just as you were about to say something he suddenly pulled his fingers out, making you whine out louder than you wished you had.

"fuck.." you muttered, covering your mouth out of embarrassment as you heard both, Price and Gaz snicker.

"there there, I know." The older man hummed with amusement still in his voice, patting your hip as if to soothe you a little. Just a second later though, he shuffled closer to you, tip pressed against your hole. he waited for a moment if you were gonna protest or not, taking your silence as a go ahead for him.

Slowly but steadily he pushed himself in, grunting softly as his thick cock stretched you out a little further, your walls practically clinging to him. "fucking hell.." he muttered quietly, short nails pressing into your hips with an almost bruising grip. "you're so fucking tight.." he muttered quietly, leaning his head back slightly. meanwhile you were holding back your moans, the feeling of him pushing into you deliciously overwhelming in combination with the heat and the thought of Gaz watching through his scope. Only when Price bottomed out a whimper escaped your lips, making him chuckle. "You alright doll?" he asked, thumbs massaging circles into your skin gently.

"y-yea.." you managed to choke out after a few seconds, your voice shaky and breathy as you tried to get used to his sheer size and girth. "fuck... you're so big.." you whispered, more to yourself but of course they both heard it through the comms, and of course both of them were snickering.

"he's got quite the cock, huh?" Kyle chuckled, almost taunting you. "Don't worry, I'm sure you can take it." You didn't even have time to think about why Gaz knew, because all of your thoughts vanished the second John started thrusting into you. A slutty moan escaped your throat as he seemed to hit all the good spots right away, the overwhelming feeling of his pelvis slapping against your ass and his calloused hands all over your exposed skin didn't help whatsoever. Price was groaning quietly, enjoying himself almost as much as you did.

"Christ.. you feel so fucking good sweetheart.." he hummed into the mic, sending chills down your spine. you had always felt a little giddy when he praised you at training or during missions but this was a whole different level. "so tight... so good for me.." he kept muttering, trying hard to hold back and not just completely destroy you right here and now - after all you were on a mission still, and soon enough you got a reminder to that.

"Captain," you heard Gaz over comms sounding a bit more serious, "enemies approaching, about 5 minutes until they're in sight." he reported, making Price slow down as he listened.

"Copy." he hummed, now holding still as he thought for a second.

"fuck, don't stop - please.." you begged quietly, swallowing down your last bit of dignity. Price looked down at you and chuckled lowly, shaking his head.

"needy little thing.." he hummed as an idea popped into his head. "Garrick, how close?"

"2 minutes, about 30 feet east from you." he answered after a second.

"perfect." with that, Price's arm snaked under your hip, forcing you to lay almost flat on your stomach, hips up just a bit. he laid flat on top of you, his body weight pushing his cock deep into you, grazing points you didnt even know you had. "keep quiet and hold still." he commanded strictly - just seconds later you heard heavy footsteps.

"walking past you right now. keep low." Gaz said quietly, keeping close watch on the enemy squad. they were moving quietly, some chatting over comms. you laid still and quiet, Price making it harder for you as he was still moving slightly, gentle and slow thrusts making your head spin and keeping you on the edge. a few soft whimpers escaped your throat, the danger edging you on more.

after a minute or so the footsteps got more and more quiet until you couldn't hear them anymore. "You're out of sight and earshot." Kyle confirmed, making you sigh in relief and relax a little - just for Price to suddenly start thrusting into you in that very position you were still in.

"good job... deserves a reward, don't you think?" he whispered teasingly, quickening his pace. in no time you could feel yourself get on the verge of an orgasm, moaning and tensing up.

"Captain.. I'm- I'm gonna..-"

"go ahead. cum for me, show me how thankful you are little one..." with those words you came around his cock, high pitched moans and thank you's falling from your lips as your body shook with the pleasure you were feeling. Price fucked you through your high, turning you into a babbling mess as he chased his own release, fingers digging into the ground.

"fuck.." he grunted rather loudly after a few more minutes, suddenly burying himself inside you balls deep, head leaned against yours as he came inside you. Slowly but surely he relaxed on top of you, staying like that for a few more seconds to catch his breath.

"Good job soldier.." he whispered softly before pulling himself out of you, quickly getting dressed while you were still laying there, trying to comprehend what just happened. He gently pulled your pants back up too, then gave you an encouraging pat on the ass.

"Come on. we gotta keep moving."

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msbluebell · 10 months

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After having scrolled through the Oceangate tag for five minutes I have scientifically determined that ya'll fuckers need to go outside and touch some damn grass.

#oceangate

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bollur · 2 years

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👉👈 🥺 m-maybe some stargazing with vex and a reader? pretty please?

a/n: I LIVEEEEEE.

but no seriously, so sorry for dying ya'll. just been a rough time for me the last month or so, so my mind has been all over being anything but creative.

anyway, here's wonderwall. here's some vex. I dusted off my vex muse for this and did my best to make her look pretty. i wanted to do fluff but my brain was like: nonononono we're making this deep. hope you enjoy it love.

also wrote this on my phone so like geck sorry.

“They’re beautiful.” Your words rolled up in a wisp, the nip of the air carrying them inline of your eyesight that was tilted, admiring the celestial bodies that littered the abyss of the night. Though, to you, they always seemed so dim from within the city walls.

A careful gaze admired the child-like wonder that blessed your features, a perfect world created in your space and Vex’ahlia felt her feet instinctively shuffle herself closer. “They’re nothing compared to what they could be, darling.” Her words always drew so smooth like her deft fingers trailing the feathers of her arrows in contemplation.

Soft but calculating, and the way she spoke them without hesitation and so confidently, never turning from you, a deeper meaning snagged onto your heart and wouldn’t let go. Your elbows shifted on the railing, drawing your arms and the blanket around you closer, head tilting to rest upon her shoulder. “You think they have more potential?”

Your spine twitched at the feeling of a soft touch over your lower back, an unfamiliar pattern tracing through the fabric, but a warmth reached beyond your skin. "Oh, I know they do,” her form that had been molded pulled back slightly immediately earning your attention, playing into her actions as she intended to allow her palm to rest on your cheek, “they have much more than they realize. They just haven’t been given the opportunity to show how bright they can be yet.”

“I’d love to see them unhindered,” you spoke wishfully, leaning into her touch, "at their brightest."

Her eyes, however dark, still managed to drown you like an ocean. It was warm and comforting, and you’d allow yourself to sink however deep was needed to see the curl of her lips again that she offered now. “Mmh, I know a wonderful place too, away from the city, the lights. A journey to get there, but that makes it all the more worth it, you know."

It was tempting to say the least. You'd never ventured too far outside the city walls before, not when your job required you to be stationary - you had no reason too. Owning a shop never called for adventure, but having such close friends who answered that calling was extremely beneficial for both parties.

A hesitation glimmered, clear as the clothes on your back to her before you even began to speak, "Oh, Vex, I don't know … "

Her fingers gently pinched your chin before you could look away. "This could be a little adventure of our own, dear. You've always wanted one."

Turning your head, her touch lingered as you looked on at the horizon, her hand resting lightly on your bicep as you thought. She's right and you both know it, but when wasn't she?

You were sure she could smell it radiating off you the first time she stepped a toe into your shop - the admiration and envy. Surly the longing as well, but Vex deserved the world and all the beautiful things that you could never offer her. Yet here she was with you, talking of a journey as though you were children in the summer, glow flies in the air, hand in hand through the tall grass in search of ferocious dragons and glittering gold.

"Just us?" you questioned softly, flitting to her from your peripheral. You didn't have an issue if it wasn't, but you had you preference on the matter, of course.

Her smirk, ever taunting, always fluttered in your stomach. "Of course, darling, that way I'll actually be able to enjoy it. Besides," a warmth molded along your back as she moved, lean arms wrapping around your frame to pull you close, lips brushing along your ear, "my attention belongs to more important matters than babysitting a group of children."

#vex'ahlia x reader #vex x reader #vex #vex'ahlia #critical role x reader #critical role #tlovm x reader #tlovm #the legend of vox machina x reader #the legend of vox machina

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daenysthedreamersblog · 3 months

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UPDATE!!

okay ya'll thinking Part 3 of Strangers will be up tomorrow??? its finished!! i just keep editing it bc some parts im like meh about but other parts i love.

so yeah def tomorrow afternoonish/nightish maybe sooner if i stop obsessing over useless details :)

its also so f*ckin smutty i need to go touch grass bye

#daenysthedreamersblog #coriolanus snow #coriolanus x reader #coriolanus smut

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buckypascal · 1 year

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Oh boy oh boy! The Pedro Puritans™️ are out in full swing again. It was a matter of time before the puritans of Tumblr came to defend their blorbo. 😂😂😂😂😂 I love how everyone acts like he doesn't have sex or have kinks of his own. Just fyi he was the one who started calling himself 'daddy' unprovoked. It's a word people have used to describe an extremely attractive man for decades. Marilyn Monroe used it all the time in her movies to describe hot older men. Sometimes it's just a term of endearment. You don't need to project your hatred for a stupid word onto a celebrity that doesn't care that you're trying to defend a grown man on a failing social media platform. Go touch some grass ya'll. :))))))))

PSSSSST: You have to have a fucking pre - interview before every press junket or interview with a celebrity. They will tell the interviewer what questions are off the table and which aren't. They will tell them to omit certain facts, etc. If he didn't enjoy it he wouldn't bring it up constantly. It's also called a fucking joke. Please. Also learn what the word "fetishizing" means. Finding a man sexy who HAPPENS to be latino does not mean it's a fetish unless that's the sole reason why you find someone attractive. Some of you never learned critical race theory and it shows.

Stop doing this shit every time a new piece of Pedro media comes out. PLease we are so fucking tired. -Sincerely every hispanic (me) and every POC who loves Pedro. Pls we just want peace.

This 👆☝️👆☝️👆☝️

Every time we get new content or new interviews, it's the same old takes and y'all, I'm tired 💀

We about to piss some people off but hey I'm feeling wild and free baby 😬

#ask #anon #lets do it 🙊#pedro pascal #welp #hes a grown ass man who can take care of himself. can we pls treat him as such

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thecringemachine · 2 years

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One sec. . . *goes into other room*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I'm back. Sooooooo, I found a super lovely fanfic and I'm in love with it. It's about the ninja from ninjago, buuuuuuut, the ninja are being tickled by their DRAGONS! And I am so HAPPY! Sooooooo, Imma show it to you!

It is called "Dragon Care". It is not BY ME! But I will not say the real author's name just in case they don't want me to.

Now, ENJOY!

(ugh. unfortunately it won't let me copy paste so i have to type it out. YA'LL BETTER ENJOY IT! Also, I changed a few of the swears and sayings. They still mean the same)

Lloyd's POV:

Sensei Wu had told us this morning during breakfast that we had to take care of our dragons today. Not sure why, but one thing was sure: I was NOT looking forward to it. But i had to.. Me and the boys were making our way to the dragon stables (DISCLAIMER- They have dragon stables) and we each took our dragon out to the nearby grass field so they could walk around for a little while. I just laid in the grass with Kai and Cole hugging onto me.

Kai, Cole, and Lloyd are not dating or related in any way, they just feel like siblings.

"Guys.. We need to clean our dragons, you need to let go of me-" I sighed. They both replied with a groan, but still let go. I looked at my dragon akwardly. "So buddy.. Do you like cleaning or not?-" I asked. How stupid could I be? Our dragons can't talk. Then my dragon did something that horrified me for a slight moment. They tackled me over with their tail and started.. licking me? It kinda tickled! I started giggling as the others looked at me. "It looks like Lloyd's got some giggly problems. Heh." Cole smirked. "Shuhut ihihit!" I giggled back at him, trying to sound threatening, but to be honest with myself, I just sounded like a toddler who wanted their candy back. Apparently, Cole's dragon didn't like his attitude against me, so his dragon did the same as mine. Cole let out a yelp and started laughing. "Nohohoho!" I heard from him. I giggled at him. "Hohow's it feel, Huh?" I tried to tease him but gosh damn the way my dragon licked me it tickled so much!

Jay's POV

After Cole and Lloyd were attacked by their dragons, I got kind of anxious, and stared at my dragon. And within no time, I was in the same position Cole and Lloyd were in. I already giggled out of nervousness before my dragon even touched me. Then it started, the tickly feeling. It was even worse than Zane's professional tickles! "EEE! AHAHAHAHA!" I yelped and laughed as I tried to squirm my way out of it. this was absolutely horrible. How was I supposed to clean my dragon when they were cleaning me? "STOHOHOHOP" I heard Lloyd squeak as his dragon licked his weak spot. 'Please don't reach mine. Please don't reach mine.' I thought to myself. However, my dragon DID find my bad spot: My thighs. I screeched with pure laughter as I couldn't stop squirming and shaking. "STOHOHOP! PLEHEHEASE! I CAN'T TAHAHAHAKE IT!" I yelled. The tckling went on, and on.. and on.. it seemed like forever! I was doomed!!

Zane's POV

I observed the way Cole, Jay, and Lloyd were being tickled. Me and Kai were the only ones who hadn't been attacked yet. Before I even got time to power of my feeling sensation system, I got tackled and fell flat on my back. Because of the sudden action, I totally forgot to turn them off, which was stupid. This only gave my dragon a chance to tickle me. I giggled. I wasn't as ticklish as the others, but I still had my bad spots. I laughed when the dragon reached my sides. "eheep! Oh my gohohosh! Nohohoho!" I laughed out as Kai stared at me. "I didn't know you were ticklish!" He replied to my laughter. And before I knew it, I went into hysterics when the dragon started tickling faster. "WAHAHAIT ACK! NOHOHOHO!" Now I was laughing just as hard as the others, but with a more mechanical voice. That's something you didn't encounter every day!

Kai POV

All of my 4 friends were laying on the ground, yelping, squeaking, squealing and laughing. I couldn't move. I wanted to run but my body wouldn't let me. I froze from pure anxiety. This gave my dragon the chance to tackle me, too. DARN IT KAI! Why couldn't you just run! Now it was no use anymore. So I sighed, put my arms above my head and said, "Go on, tickle me. You're stronger than me anyway." I heard Cole squeak and he yelled, "KAHAI WHAT THE HECK?! WHY WOHOULD YOU SURRENDER TO THEM?!" I wanted to reply to him, but I was caught off guard when my dragon started to tickle my stomach. "AHACK! H-HOLY-! THIS ISN'T W-WHAT I EXPECTED! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sweat ran down my cheeks as I laughed. This was torment.

Alright! Sooooooo, the story goes on, but I'm laaaaaaaaazy so I didn't write down the whole thing.

But the summary of the other part of the story is Y/N (your name) finds them and calls off the dragons because they have nature powers. I hope you enjoyed!

#ninjago tickles #ninjago fanfiction

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anajacksonn · 1 year

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The rumors about Taylor and Joe are mere speculations and people (don't even want to call ya'll fans) had to go and celebrate or cry about it. First of all, Taylor Swift is NOT your best friend or your family member she is a CELEBRITY, and she doesn't know any of you. Everyone making posts claiming this or that about their relationship needs to get a grip.

Clearly, you guys don't know what the definition of parasocial relationships. But you guys grossly demonstrate it. It means :

A one-sided relationship where one person extends energy and time without the other person knowing they exist.

Now that I have defined it for you, stop posting, go touch some grass, and come back later. Or maybe don't come back to the fandom. Personally, I hate this whole discourse going on about how her "relationship was fake" or claiming she's gay. If you guys were real fans, you'd know boundaries.

#taylor swift #text post #tswift #candy swift #god i didn't want to post anything but im so furious #like ???? she's being trending for so long just for this #i was there during the harry styles issue and this same shit was spouted #i don't want to hear it or see it #I WANT YOU GUYS TO RESPECT HER PRIVACY

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theonlybatopus · 1 year

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Okay so, first off. Pokemon has never been and never will be a hard game. Unless you play competitive the base games are just for funs. Fite me. People act like the newer games need to be so hard you yeet yourself off a cliff. Look, I just wanna enjoy throwing lil baby monsters at another monsters face okay.

Second. Scarlet and Violet isn't that bad omg. I went in cringing and waiting for my eyeballs and brain to explode and melt at the same time. Yet here I am, typing words to make your brain do that instead. The game graphics are...well it looks like a Pokémon game. I don't expect spectacular nor do I care. The framrate issue is annoying and semi-noticeable (more so for me because motion sickness and fuck you v much). Sometimes I walk into shit I shouldn't but that's literally any game. I played without the update at first to see if I got the cool glitches all over Twitter but alas, my game runs like a normal game with slow frames lol

The story is basic but they learned with SWSH (does anyone else says swish and make the noise? Just me? K.) that too little story makes the fans v angry. Are they amazing? No but I enjoyed them immensely. The characters are fun, the designs of them are neat and over the top like most Pokémon games. The mons are a lil disappointing because sure some mons are just straight up irl animals but gd ya'll only had 107 new ones, I didn't want a dolphin XD But also that is my dolphin and I will fite you. I don't even like dolphins but bottlecap is my baby. Yes I named him bottlecap. We have a whole world to explore you can spend hours ignoring the story, being lost because what is a map (and it rotates fuck you v much gamefreak), doing stupid pre gym battle missions (looking at you bug gym, fucking shit got stuck and just alfgaksjsl), and other shit. Look, we have demon dogs, decent stories, lil monsters to fuck each other up with, and some mindless entertainment. The game is not that bad yall. It really isn't. And before you start with its a big game company, yeah and our government is huge and also supposed to not do a shitty job yet here we are 💀

Play it if you wanna, return it if you wanna, but quit acting like it was the worse pokemon game or game in general to ever drop. The worse was prolly the first aside from nostalgia, I said what I said, so enjoy your game. Relax. Go touch fake grass and try to catch weird plants with eyes!

#pokemon #scarlet and violet #did i need to write this?#no #do i care?#also no #is anyone gonna read this?#another no #lmao #look #my tumblr is empty let a bitch rant

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stutee · 1 year

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I really understand why people hate ARMYs and somehow end up growing a distaste for BTS. Ofcourse it's wrong because without checking out their music, one shouldn't be giving comments and if you are a fan already, you can always ignore the fandom because you like them for their music not the stupid ass fans.

But but but, i get it. I hate the fandom. I sort of detest it now. The way last night everyone became so protective over that harmless adult hickey joke, it was so irritating. Teens mostly reacted as if people were slandering on the character of Namjoon or calling him names. It was a very simple harmless joke. Yet people came in finding evidences of how it can actually be from crossfit. Even if it is, it resembles a hickey and that was the joke. And someone was like, stop calling Namjoon a liar. Bitch wtf? Lie? What did you expect him to say if he really had a hickey? That "yeah man! This? Things got wild last night ya know. No, how would you all? Ya'll bitchless and jobless af." People reacting as if Namjoon shared some very sensitive info and people called him a liar. You do all this and you all still get angry when others call you 15 year old immature kids? I am sorry, adults don't behave like this. Those are grown ass men in the glamour industry and this was a fucking grown ass joke and tease. What do we expect from them and this fandom? That we will behave unhinged over them and keep on babying them and protecting them as if they are kids. I would have understood if they were teens. But that man is almost 30 and he is being protected by kids?!!!!!

And then the streaming and the endless votings!!!!! By whom? By kids who have their 12th boards!!!!! And proudly claiming how they are voting and not studying. Baby, Joonie ain't coming to write your papers for you!!! And BTS sure isn't stressing over some awards that they have won enough. They are all busy working or taking the well deserved break. How about you all make a life of your own?

You like them for the music? Okay is music enjoyed by playing the same songs in a loop? Do we really need to focus on charts now? If we are the biggest fandom then it would anyway organically have 1 million views at one go for any MV or songs. And some kids proudly claiming that they are voting from multiple accounts. Wow!! Wow!!! Wow!!! And you all will scream when people accuse you and BTS of this!!!

No wonder people hate the fans. No wonder.

I love BTS. They will always be in my heart. But the fans, i detest you with my whole heart. Your behaviour shows that you don't enjoy their music. You enjoy their success. So maybe fuck off and get a life. Go touch some grass.

#bts #fandom #ranting #bts army

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laranomyprisma · 1 year

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And if you think the insult "touch some grass" is gonna do anything in your favor? Bastard, I live in a place that's actually fairly rural, I've been doing that for years, even after I came to Tumblr! I can't right now, because it's fucking freezing out, what country do you think I live in? How about you go ahead and do that, since you live in Brazil and you can literally do that year round?

Also, "grow up? Stop acting like a child?" How old do you think I am? 30!? Hahaha, sorry. I'm afraid I'm not an adult, like you assume. I'm not far off, but I'm still a kid, so, what's your excuse? If you're not a minor, how about you grow up, you stop acting like a child? Stop freakin' screaming in your posts?

All those damn anons better get their heads out from under their tailfeathers, too. "Dumbass?" Lame. "Dramatizes everything" That's more of a complement to me than anything else. I call myself a dumbass anyway, I think ya'll are the dumbasses for even trying those on me.

Sorry, Ms. Prisma/dickhead anons. Your insults are rendering only as good as throwing a plush toy at me. After all the shit you forced me to believe about you!? You are nothing to me. Some effort into it! Besides, you can't just hate somebody you don't know. I may not be comfortable with people knowing who I am, but hey? Aren't a lot of people like that (except for alyss of course, but that ain't the point.)

Keep trying. Keep laughing in my face. I can do that, too, especially if your insults are that terrible. Try me. Any person who's a witch who believes this cunt, try to hex me. I triple-dog dare you.

Excuse me, but who are you? And why all this? You must be mistaking me for someone else.

But honestly, you're acting a bit immature and childish. Seriously, swearing at random people on the internet? Seriously?

Seriously, what are you talking about?

Anyway, I don't need to listen to an anon who doesn't even know me and is afraid to show himself. If you have a problem with me, don't hide and show yourself and tell me your problems that you have with me! If not, I will never take you seriously.

Seriously, who are you to determine who I am?

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allegra-writes · 2 years

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Ya'll need to go out and touch some grass, seriously

#this is what you look like sweetie #follow your own advice and get out of here #you're embarrassing yourself

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inluvwithladybug · 2 years

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It looks like some of ya'll need to go outside and touch some grass

#smh man #grass is greener #the word of the day is outside #o u t s i d e

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soraavalon · 1 year

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DM: It takes a while longer to get through Winter, you see some of those spies again in the snow, much sparser now. As soon as they see the Lord of the Hunt, they seem to scatter, things are still and silent around him, it seems awkward almost the way the world goes quiet where he walks. But you all make your way forward and after a couple days of travel with the Lord of the Hunt able to provide you with food, you begin to head into Autumn.

Grass begins to show icy and hard, the earth beneath packed with frost but no longer obscured in heavy snowbanks. The snowfall itself has turned to flurries carried on biting wind---

Mistletoe: [in chat] Mistletoe starts at least one more snowball fight along the way.

DM: And soon the rattle of dead leaves carries along from shivering and near bare forests. As you walk it, it becomes reminiscent of the Amberreach; these ever bronze and orange and gold leaves that quiver in the biting air and you have now entered Autumn. But it is deep Autumn and this chill is still heavy. As you guys camp before heading off to your last, it should be about another day you believe before finding where you need to go, is there anything you'd like to do in the days leading up to this or around this campfire?

Hunt: I think at one point Hunt would like to inquire to either Rymer or Mistletoe if either of them could teach her some Sylvan.

Mistletoe: I think if she asks Mistletoe that, he'll... (OOC): Hold on a sec, gotta check one thing.

Hunt (OOC): *getting a feeling knowing what's being looked up* Uh-huh.

Mistletoe: Yeah, he'll kind of just stare at her blankly for a moment and then just start just trying to talk to her in Sylvan.

Tark (OOC): [in chat] hell ya snowball fight!

Hunt: Uh...Okay, I can see this is not going to work.

Tark (OOC): [in chat] so we?? get the lord of the hunt in on it?

DM: [in chat] No.

Ethan: [in chat] ya'll will Die

DM: Rymer will try to teach you a little bit. It's a little difficult, you can see he's trying to make the sounds repeatable because it is a language with specific syllables but it's difficult for you to try and mimic it because

Tark (OOC): [in chat] they gotta have more fun now and then

DM: of the synaesthetic properties like quality of his voice.

Hunt: Mm-hmm.

DM: So I'll say go ahead and make an Intelligence check for me.

Hunt: Oooh, Intelligence. Come on give me a good...*rolls and goes quiet*

Ethan: [in chat] they get their fun by murdering

Mistletoe: [in chat] Mistletoe will hold a snowball and look contemplatively at him for a little too long before making a wiser decision.

DM: The silence.

Hunt: I will use a charge of the amulet just to see if I can get it a touch better. *rolls*

DM: Okay.

Hunt: 15.

DM: Okay 15. So I'll say you can pick up on some basics.

Nathaniel (OOC): [in chat] hunting and murdering at different

DM: You can figure out how to learn, how to pick out the syllables among the fluttering wings and you don't learn a ton, you just learn 'hello', 'goodbye', 'yes', 'no', but you're starting to learn some of the very basics you know like, 'Hello, you may call me...' not 'My name is...'

Ethan: 'Where is the library?'

DM: 'Donde está la biblioteca?' Donde está la Corte de [something]' You know the important stuff.

Hunt: That's all Hunt could hope for.

DM: Yeah, so you begin your Sylvan lessons.

Hunt (OOC): Yay!

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