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catgirl-catboy · 1 year
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I don't think Nico Robin uses her powers enough.
If I could grow limbs anywhere around me, I would take advantage of that so much. I would have no less than five extra arms at any given moment to carry all my stuff. RIP to conventional beauty standards, but I am different.
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I have come to the disturbing conclusion that Renfield in his desire to eat increasingly larger creatures is like a more realistic 'Old lady who swallowed a fly'. That story used to disturb the hell out of me as a kid, so when I was reading Dracula, I picked up on the fact that Renfield was a disturbed little goblin, and hoped to hell that no kitten was given. It was just the way he talked that set off so many alarm bells.
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yllowpages · 10 months
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there's no way you could tell me roy didn't find his sister's ex-husband after learning he'd left her and phoebe. literally knocked on his door—and imagine opening that door and seeing ro.y ke.nt standing outside, with the absolute meanest, coldest glare he's ever had in his life. and roy's one goal is to scare him away from ever coming near his sister or phoebe again. because if he was enough of a coward to leave his sister with a newborn baby, then he doesn't fucking deserve to be a part of their lives and roy tells him as much.
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crowleystolemyshoes · 11 months
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djdjcjcjf I am SO FUCKING READY for the first week post op. there is SO MUCH wrongness under this binder. the dressings are all out of place and *something* is up with one of the drains where I can literally feel it inside my body 24/7 and have been for more than a day now and the entire thing has rotated about an inch around my body and the tape on one of my incisions came off at the edge and attached to the dressing and every time the binder shifts the tape is being pulled off the wound and I can't stand without one hand held pushing my binder up by about an inch. none of this is impacting healing, it's all going absolutely perfectly, but OH MY GOODNESS I am so annoyed
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perfect-condition · 2 years
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the yahooification of twitter
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snoopynatural · 4 months
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saw a post that made me mad so. don't put AAVE in the mouths of white characters.
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17timesananus · 6 months
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Nothing makes me shake in my boots quite like hanging out with the partner of the person in an open relationship who you want to sleep with
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ao3-crack · 6 months
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soyochii · 7 months
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Grown adults but also Highschool bullies fr
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eyes-of-nine · 3 months
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pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week
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bastart13 · 3 months
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Hazbin Hotel is a mess, pacing-wise, but I missed a good animated musical with just the Worst People so here are some of my Worsties :D
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ludcake · 8 months
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Studying the hundred years war so I can study the war of the roses so I can read Shakespeare so I can read Macchiavelli so I can study the 30 Years War so I can appreciate Rembrandt so I can understand the rise of colonialism as a means of European hegemony so I can read Victor Hugo so I can read Marx so I can read Edward Said so I can read Dune so I can read Fevre Dream so I can read ASOIAF so I can write au fanfiction on the internet
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FNAF movie Mike and Michael compare nightmares,,
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lylahammar · 26 days
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Kabru 💎
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sophisticatedswifts · 5 months
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“she’s going to write a breakup song about you” is basic. “she’s going to not only sing the love songs she wrote about you to someone else but also change a lyric to specifically make it about her new partner” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.
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the-merry-otter · 10 months
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Ok so I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole of researching period food & recipes, and,,,,
"one fifteenth century recipe contains the word "Chickens" four times-with four different spellings, of which the first is "Schyconys.""
excuse me medieval people but what the fuck
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