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For the shy-series maybe one where lando proposes.🤭
Love is Exactly What We have - LN (Shy Series)
I've been building my way up to this. It was inevitable that it'd happen at some point. PS this pink Drew hoodie on him has a choke hold on me. But I do have to ask, do I make this like the final part? Kind like a perfect ending to the series, that they're cementing their relationship and will have a future together? Or are you guys still wanting more? Let me know in the replies or send in more requests :)
Also ngl I teared up a little writing this. Not saying you will too, but idk this one really got the emotions going.
Taking y/n on a skiing trip was intentionally hilarious because Lando knows she hates the cold even more than him. He doesn't like being cold, but he can tolerate cold weather so long as he's properly dressed.
Y/n, however, usually gets pouting and latches onto Lando for a source of warmth. So of course he insisted they go skiing. But also, he wanted to give her a new experience for a big life event.
She's already cuddled up on his lap just on the flight over. With Max and Pietra there. Though unbeknownst to y/n they've actually got a big role in why they're there. She hasn't really spoken
"Have you even been skiing baby?" Lando asks already knowing the answer, but really just trying to reassure himself that he's giving her a new experience.
"No. I'm going to stay inside and sip hot chocolate." Y/n teases since she's already promised him that she'll take part in whatever he says they should do. She's more than happy to let him take the lead in deciding what they do.
"You're going to love it once we've got you properly dressed for it."
"It's a good thing I trust you."
"It is, isn't it?" Lando hums then gently stroking a thumb down her cheek, his finger tracing her jaw before he leans down to kiss her. "This trip would suck without you."
Y/n just remains quiet, kissing herself from doing anything but smiling at him fondly. An expression he hopes to be receiver of for the rest of his life.
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"Aww...look at poor y/n. She's freezing." Max cooes to y/n as they walk toward the airport from the jet. Her hand linked to Lando's as he tries to snap some pictures with his camera.
"Are you making a vlog?" Y/n frowns in confusion since she thought this was just a trip for them all.
"Just a little one." Lando assures her earning a small nod before he shoots Max a look to put the camera away.
They get to the Hilton hotel where Lando gets the VIP treatment as always and they're placed in the best and biggest suite.
"Ah, no you can't just hide in the bed." Lando laughs when y/n immediately worms her way under the bed covers trying to embrace the warmth. "Come on."
"No...It's so cosy." Y/n whines as he literally pulls her back out from under the covers only to find her grinning as she is revealed. "Alright, what are we doing first?"
"Dinner. We just need to eat." Lando smiles leaning down and kissing her. "Max and P have other plans. So it's just for us."
"That sounds pretty nice to me." Y/n hums as he leans down and kissing her, deepening the kiss and lingering slightly before he pulls her up with him. "What can we get to eat?"
"There's a restaurant not far from here. Do you want to change or should we just keep going with what we're wearing?" Lando asks making y/n look down before he scoops her face up, forcing her to look at him again. "You look beautiful. I just want to make sure you feel like you're dressed warm enough."
Y/n's face burns in his hold since she always gets embarrassed when he catches her being insecure then calls her out on it. The man knows her better than she knows herself these day and she is never that certain how she is meant to feel about it. Most of the time, she just ends up flushed and is completely endeared by his effort to always make her feel reassured.
"I love you." Lando states quickly kissing her yet again.
"I love you too." She whispers before shifting. "I'll just put on that new scarf you bought for the trip."
"Ok, no problem." Lando nods then moving back. "Well, let's get ourselves fed. Then I promise we can just get ourselves back here for the night."
Despite bringing Max and Pietra, Lando does actually want some time alone with y/n. So dinner just for them is an easy way to kick start the whole trip with some actual romance. Even if in reality that is the whole point of the trip.
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Using Pietra three days into the trip to take y/n to a spa, Lando finally gets to make sure that Max knows the plans for the proposal. He got the blessing from her family, he made sure his own family would be happy to really have her officially part of the Norris name and he made sure his friends were all supportive. Not that any of it would've stopped him, but it's nice to have the support of those who mean the most to him.
"They're on their way...are you ready?" Max asks looking at Lando who has dressed himself in a suit and made sure everything is as perfect as it could possibly be.
The proposal is in a private venue. No audience. Max and Pietra won't be there. Max is just there to help set up all the cameras, Pietra is just there to make sure that y/n finds the right room and actually walks in.
"I've been ready of this since I first saw her at that party." Lando nods letting a shiver of excitement ripple down his body. "Thanks for helping me with this, I'll be repaying you when the day comes that you're ready."
"Let's just focus on you and the love of your life." Max chuckles then brushing Lando's suit down. "I'm so happy for you man and you're doing this the perfect way for the two of you. Just the two of you with no interference or spectators."
Lando doesn't need the boost of confidence. He's almost certain this will go off without a hitch, him and y/n are just made for each other. He knows it and he's confident that y/n knows it. The proposal was always just a case of when not if.
Though he has a feeling that y/n thought they'd make it past the year mark for him to gain the confidence or find the time to get it all together.
"Ok, they're here. I'm going to disappear. Text us when we can come back in." Max states making Lando adjust checking his suit is straightened out and sorted. "You look good. Curls are curling, suit is suiting and uncontrollable smile is smiling."
Lando grins before Max gives him a final nod and leaves the room.
Then he waits.
A few minutes passing before he hears Petra's voice and vaguely picks up on the sound of her saying for y/n to go ahead and she'll catch up because the boys are waiting for them.
The soft brushing sound of the door opening onto the carpet is heard and Lando's heart thumps in his chest seeing y/n dressed up for what she thought was going to be a double date.
(Y/n's outfit below)
She looks sort of cold, and Lando has to restrain himself from rushing over to hug her.
Though he might have to pull her the rest of the way into the room when her eyes land on him and she seems to freeze.
"Come here, baby. you can't stay in the door way for this." Lando chuckles softly. Very much aware that this moment is being captured on camera forever from several angles. He holds out his hand, hoping to use some invisible force to pull her forward.
By some miracle it works but he can see there's already a gleam in her eye, shiny with building tears. When her hand links to his and he looks at her for a moment, there's already a stray tear that he wipes away.
"Do you want me to stop?" He asks, wanting to give her the option to say no without having to fully reject him after the question.
"No."
He was confident but that has clicked everything into the perfect future like he always dreamed for them.
With that, Lando gets down on one knee, keeping hold of her hand and pulling the ring box from his pocket with a grin that he can't tone down.
"Y/n y/l/n, I knew you were going to be something special in my life since the moment I saw you. I knew I wanted you as someone who stays in my life forever from the moment I first heard your voice. Would you do me the honour of becoming my fiancé and, hopefully not too long from now, my wife?" Lando asks making her nod, and that's enough.
For Lando, he knows no words mean just as much as words for y/n. Her quiet nature makes her so easy to love for Lando that a wordless answer is all he needs to slide the perfectly sized ring onto her finger and stand in the smoothest fashion that leads directly into a kiss.
In fact it leads directly into several kisses. Neither wanting the moment to end. Really they'd both love to relive this moment forever and remain in the private little bubble of their world.
Not that it will be bad when the news breaks, but Lando will get heads over the questions because the media and fans care about his personal life and his love life. They care about every little detail they can get about y/n, and more specifically the relationship.
Sure, no one was probably predicting a proposal so early in the relationship. But equally it might not come as such a surprise.
For now. This is for them. It's only for them and not even the other people who know about it are included in this moment.
#f1#fanfic#formula 1#lando#lando norris#lando norris imagine#lando norris x reader#lando norris x y/n#lando x reader#norris#lando norris one shot#formula one#mclaren#lando norris fanfic#ln4 x reader#ln4 fic#ln4 imagine#ln4 fluff#ln4#mclaren formula 1#mclaren f1
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small crackfic request ??? anwyays, how would Seb, Abigail and Sam (seperately) react/say if you asked them "Would you still love me if i turned into a frog???☹️" HAHA TYSM
I love this idea so much. What more can I say? T0T
I sometimes wonder the exact same thing-
Enjoy this fun little crackfic!
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Sebastian, Abigail, and Sam with a Farmer Who Asks, "Would you Still Love me if I Turned into a Frog?"
Abigail:
What???
Honestly, she's a bit confused. She had absolutely no idea where that question had even come from. One second you two are playing games and the next you're asking a question like that? What's the connection??
She starts laughing at the silly question. You couldn't mean it literally, right?
"You've been around Sebastian too much babe."
She doesn't take it seriously until you give her that face.
She feels a little bad if she hurt your feelings. She didn't mean to! She just... didn't know you actually meant it so seriously!
"Aww baby don't look so sad it's making me feel bad! You know I'd love you if you were a frog! I'd still love you if you were the slimiest, weirdest looking frog ever!"
Is that a compliment??? Was that an insult?? You don't even know. At least you know she'll be stuck with you forever, right?
Sam:
You instantly got this man giggling. Not in the way Abi was, where he doesn't take you seriously at all, but more of just a flustered, sort of teasing giggle.
"Sunshine, of course I would."
You felt at ease he said it in such a kind way. It instantly makes you sigh in relief.
"...Though, it would be hard. I mean... I wouldn't be able to take you to many places like I do now. Wait... You wouldn't even be able to farm! A chicken might eat you or something too if you try to be cool with other animals! -"
...He's overthinking the question.
He suddenly looks panicked, grabbing you by the shoulders.
"Babe, how are you gonna come to my concerts? What would my family say if you were a frog!?"
He suddenly rests his head on yours, his mouth lifting into a bit of a smirk when out of your view.
"Just don't turn into a frog, okay? That would kinda suck."
Sebastian:
"Yes."
He didn't even think about it. His answer just kinda flew out of his mouth when he comprehended the question at hand.
He gives you a soft smile, resting his face in his hand as he stared at you with pure adoration.
"I'd get you a little frog house and a little frog farm. I'll make sure you're the happiest frog on the planet."
You turned bright red. It was just a goof and a gaff kinda question Seb not a serious life or death one.
He realized what he said, blushing a bit and avoiding your eyes.
"Sorry... Too weird?"
Not even in the slightest. He's just... A cute, frog loving dude T_T
#stardew valley abigail#stardew valley sebastian#stardew valley#stardew valley sam#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv abigail#stardew valley x reader#stardew valley x farmer#sdv x reader#stardew valley marriage#stardew valley marriage canidates#x reader#x you fluff#stardew valley headcanons#stardew valley bachelors#stardew valley bachelorettes
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Chuya, Tecchuo, proposing to their S/O
Pt. 1 How the BSD men would propose to their shy s/o.
Just shitpost
First time doing hcs sorry if this suck
Warning: Explicit Language
Characters: Reader, Tecchuo, Chuya, unnamed criminal, Dazai(extra).
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Suihiro Tecchuo
I could write an entire 5000 word essay on how sweet this man is. Umm totally off topic..
This man would probably just do a house date.
He knows you're shy and doesn't like crowdy places so he'd resort to a small picnic in a park.
He's soo cute like this man would call in sick with the hunting dogs even if he isn't just to buy you a ring.
Maybe he'd even go ask someone he captured for advice like the conversation would be like this:
"are you married?"
"uhh yes..?"
"any tips?"
"just get her favorite things, affordable ring that she'll like, her favorite flower bouquet and propose to a place she likes"
"k.. Thanks"
"good luck young man!"
With that the criminal would go to prison knowing that he helped the one who arrested him get married, ohh how happy that man is.
He likes to shower you with kisses afterwards.
He would go on his way to skip missions just to get you a gift or something.
What if you reject him? Simple you won't! But if you do...
"Love will you marry me?" He would shyly ask you
"Tecchuo.. I.. I'm sorry but I'm not ready yet.." you would say very awkward. He would raise up from kneeling, hug you and say:
"It's fine.. really.. I'm just too early" he said guilty
"It's not your fault! Don't feel guilty Tecchuo" you would slightly slap his shoulder annoyed on why he would blame himself for your decision.
That is if you refuse, but if you say yes...
He was kneeling there waiting for your response to the four unexpected words he said. You started to tear up, tears forming on the corner of your eyes. When he notices it he would stand up and panic.
"Baby.. I'm so sorry, did I do something worng?? If your not ready its fine..." He would say panicking on why you're crying.
"No.. its just that.. I'm happy" with your words you managed to surprise him.
"Yes.." you would mutter
"Hmm?" He said, still trying to comfort you.
"I would marry you!" You shouted from his embrace making him shock. He would smile, hug you then put the ring on your finger.
"Oh thank God.. I love you so much" he would say hugging you.
"Thank you.." you would mutter
"huh? For what?"
"for choosing me to marry you"
"aww"
Your insecurities came in and you wondered
"Would you regret proposing to me-?" Your questions was cut off when you felt his lips against yours.
"No I'd never regret it baby" he said smiling at you.
Both of you shared a brisk kiss and smiled.
Chuuya Nakahara
He would plan something so fucking romantic.
Would probably rent an entire restaurant because your shy.
If you're into a particular outing spot, he would rent it to propose.
Hell this man is soo rich! He may buy the entire place for you.
Would probably go to the jewelry store and buy their most expensive ring, necklace, bracelet, most likely the whole set of jewelry he think you'll like.
Would shower you with his money afterwards if you said yes who the fuck would reject such a fine ass rich man
He'll spoil you and be so happy
He will not cry but just imagine:
"Doll.. Will you marry me?" He asks you with a diamond ring on his hand, kneeling. You blushed and muttered a small "yes" in which he didn't hear.
"Yes!" You screamed starting to tear up. When he heard the word yes, he put the diamond ring in your finger and quickly stood up to hug you. This man was feeling so accomplished by what he did, that until...
"mmhf" you sniffled. When he heard you sniffled he halted and left your embrace to look at you. When he sees your eyes tearing up he would just panic.
"Huhhh???? Did I do something wrong doll?" He will softly ask you.
"No.. *sniffle* I'm just *sniffle* happy" you said.
"You shouldn't cry because I won't want to see you cry everyday when we would get married because I would make you the happiest woman in the world" he proudly said hugging you again.
Would probably ask someone like Koyou or Hirotsu for advice.
If you refuse his proposal it's probably going to be the same as Tecchuo.
If he doesn't know on what to do maybe he'd even ask a certain suicidal womanizing bastard.
Chuuya walked through the dungeons of the Port Mafia to see the traitor who was once his partner.
"I'm quite surprised you got caught, you suicidal maniac"
"Oh it's you"
"Why you!!"
"Oii! Shitty Dazai! Remember that you're the prisoner here"
"Yeah whatever"
"..."
"How do you propose to a woman?" He would mutter so quietly
"Hmm? I can't here you from down there.?" He would teasingly say. Chuuya grabbed his hair and shouted
"How do I get Y/n to marry me!" He didn't even realized what he said until Dazai started to chuckle
"My my.. Chuuya is in love!" He teased
"Why you!" He was cut off when Dazai actually helped him on how to propose with a few teases making the Ginger annoyed.
This is what would've happened if reader didn't die in my other fanfic ("You promised..")
#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanfics#bsd fluff#bsd chūya#chuuya x reader#chuya nakahara#nakahara chūya#bsd nakahara chuuya#bsd x reader#bsd tecchou#tecchou x reader#tecchou fluff
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I'll shoot the same question to you too lol
We know the chaos puppies, but what other OCs do you have? Can I get a reminder? 👀
Ohhhh there's so many...
Let's hit the important people that aren't next gen. I'm assuming we know Professor Horne and Cornelius via Puppy association and I'm skipping them too. And I'm skipping Opal, it's safe to say we know her too.
Putting under a read more because SO MANY.
Seymour the Polar Bear - Bark's dad! (Neither party knows this yet, Vector figures it out eventually.) Wet paper bag of a man, we love how nerdy and pathetic he is. 💕
Willow the Mouse - Bark's stepmom, sweetheart.
Rosemary the Mouse - Willow's mom, a seamstress that force adopted the Chaotix when they saved her shop from robots once. A scheming nosy old thing that *will* meddle in your love life. (Be afraid, Vector and Espio lmao)
Buttercup the Polar Mouse - Bark's younger half sister, ends up being involved in all the Styx stuff because SOMEONE has to tend to Pebble's wounds and then not blab the secret (And they fall in love, aww!)
Olson the Polar Mouse - Bark's younger half brother, (one of) Charmy's besties, and eventually successfully annoys his away into being Carlisle's lab assistant.
Pebble the Hedgehog/Styx - Carlisle built a super suit (Styx) and convinced his very plain and boring friend (Pebble) to wear it. Superhero shenanigans ensue.
Europa the Siren - An evil siren sealed away in a figurehead Team Cerberus and Rough + Tumble accidentally unleashed. She'll drown you if there's water nearby and bite you if there is no water nearby.
Giermund the Viking - Europa's "husband"... She drowned him and now he's her undead lover and servant... Don't look at me like that, he's into it, it's fine...
Ursa the Polar Bear - Everyone start booing! We hate her. She's Bark's mom, she sucks! She pushed way too hard for Bark to become a snowboarder and now we know why he's selectively mute and ran away from home.
Crystal the Polar Bear - Bark's cousin (they were raised together so she's more like his sister), she's really frustrated because she wants the life Ursa's trying to force onto Bark.
Moss the Polar Bear - Bark's uncle (Ursa's brother). He wants to run his hot spring spa resort in peace but Ursa's a bully.
Veil the Chameleon - Espio's older sister. She's dead. Has been dead since Espio was 6. She haunts him because she doesn't want to go on without him and also he's an idiot.
Feel free to ask again about fankids and others! There's many many others I deemed not big players.
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Jing Yuan being jealous for using MY gems to pull someone else? How dare he? I lost 50/50 to Bailu, and I was petty enough to just save the rest for Blade. All my effort just to get a standard banner character 😤😤😤 Not like Bailu is bad... but she could've come on standard banner - but it seems Himeko has a monopoly there because I already got 3 Himekos. She won't let me be. I want Welt and Gepard, too!
jing yuan thinks he has audacity and it shows man.
aww man bailu is great but losing the 50/50 to her just sucks, i'd be petty too. i don't even remember how i got her? the one who comes to ruin my 50/50 is bronya. she's great and all but she comes home at the wrong moments and i'm too petty to use her because of that lmao. so yes she's stuck in the basement of unused/unbuilt characters and aeons know how long she'll be there. #freebronya2023.
it's so funny to me how everyone has a different character "curse". three himekos is a lot?! she's dodging me but i guess now i know why – she's busy visiting you it seems. i will be manifesting gepard for you and welt for us both. the old man hasn't showed his face here, either.
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Ohhh the wine :oo
Aww :)
Owen chill XD why you gotta just accuse people of things I swear
Like my guy xD at least he's consistent but dang
Heeere we go xdd
Owennn
I don't think she'll totally dump you but-
Okay Owen maybe now she will
OPE Owen
Now you're just a jerk xD
Owennn xdd
SLDKFJDHKGJDS GO OFF GIRL
YES the dog man XD
Honestly not surprised I figured she'd feel that way, it sucks but it makes sense
Like it makes sense she feels that way :'((
Dang she really ain't leaving you xD
SLDGJHKDS Owen xD my guy lol
Ope Pierce!
Wait nah it's Pearce ain't it xD I just remembered
WHOOPS lol
"Inquisitive" XDD
I mean you could just draw it on lol
Ayyy yes our girl Tommy's awesome like that 😌😌
Awww :'DDD "the right profession" :')))
Ope, but the city maybe? Or Paragon :D
Ayyy speak of the devil XD
I bet they're trying to get him NOT to sue lol
SLFKGJDHJDKLJS YEPPPP HE'S SUEING >:DDDD
As he should 😌😌
Yk he may be a bit of a jerk but he ain't horrible xD he ain't evil, yk?
YESSSS sue him for all he's worth and then some >:DDDD
Oh gosh that was amazing xD
Karma very much is a beautiful thing, Tommy >:)) XDDD
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What about school?
'Well, Ibuki remember that elementary school was a lot of fun and she made lots of friends. The lessons were easy but as Ibuki started to enter middle school, she started to struggle with lessons and Ibuki and her mom didn't get along...'
'You didn't? Why is that...?'
'Well Ibuki has a hard time focusing on lessons, the teachers never explain it to her so she struggle.'
'She even remembers when her mom had to get call in by the teacher...'
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Date: July 14th, 2008
*In class, after school Ibuki and Kyoka were brought to school*
So what did your teacher wanted to see me for?
She thinks that you need to talk with her about school and stuff...
I mean it's not fault, she doesn't explain it all that well when I ask her a question! Seriously how does she expect me to focus!
Well I'm sure once the teacher explains what happen; I'm sure I'll understand what's going on.
*Ibuki's mom knocks on the door as then an older women appear*
TEACHER: Oh... are you Ibuki Mioda's mother?
Yes, I am - did you want to speak with me about my daughter?
TEACHER: Yes, please come in this way...
*Ibuki and Kyoka walk inside which the 2 sit down* So can you explain what happen exactly?
TEACHER: Well I'm sure your aware that your daughter's grades are barely passable and she won't be able to get into a good high school with these, right?
Yes, I... did remember seeing them; look maybe if you just explain it to her then she'll understand.
TEACHER: Well I did already, numerous times already and she's still failing her classes; the only class she's good at is music but that's it!
Well hey, music is good enough as is! You just suck as a teacher!
Ibuki, please quiet down! NOW!
...!?
Yes mom...
So what do you recommend we do then?
TEACHER: Well if you want your daughter to get into a good high school, you probably should consider getting her into a cram school. As say, she has a hard time focusing and I've try to explain to her numerous time and was very patient with her. It... might not be my place to say but do you think your daughter might have a mental disability?
A mental disability? You sure...
TEACHER: I think so, as say - I'm sure you want your daughter to get into a good high school but with grades like these she likely won't.
...I see, well I'll speak with my husband about this and see if we can get her check out.
TEACHER: Of course, have a good day.
*Ibuki and Kyoka both left together* Seems your teacher might think you have a mental disability, we should see what's going on.
TEACHER: Of course Mrs Mioda, have a good day...
*Ibuki and her mom left together*
... So are you going to talk with dad?
I think so, if you really are struggling with this then we need to get down to the bottom of this, I'm sure we can get a psychologist to look into this.
Aww man, I really don't want to go but if I want the teacher off my case then I guess I gotta...
'After the doctor's appointment, I was discover to have Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder or ADHD and sadly Japan saw the medication as illegal here but it would explain why Ibuki had a hard time paying attention...'
#dr#danganronpa#dtfa#despair to future arc#ds:rw#despair side: re write#ds ep 9#sdr2#super danganronpa 2#ibuki mioda#nagi nanami#kyoka mioda#anonymous
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sometimes I am hanging out with my straight bestie and she says things about her man and we both stop and she's just. You would hate that. this is why you're gay."
#kasjbvkjbsdvk#that's an oversimplification#but she'll be like aww man it sucks#and I'll be soooo suprised to hear it but she's like#this is normal unfortunately#a lot of women feel that way about x thing straight men do#but queerness really does bring consciousness lol
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Agents of SHIELD S3E18
-Well at least when Daisy destroys the base she didn't kill anyone
-what if Daisy's vision of somebody dying is that she actually killed somebody on the team under mind control. That's a dark thought I don't think she'd ever recover if this was the case
-oh I'm so done with this. Can they please just get rid of Ward
-I am so sick of seeing Daisy's pretty little adorable face in the same shot with freaking Ward's face
-ugghh I cannot express how frustrated I am with this.
-So done with this show rn. Just. Don't come at me like this.
-AND I wondered why people say season 3 will kick me in the teeth
-welp now the said teeth are very much feeling the kick
-Seeing FitzSimmons awkwardly talking about sex briefly lifted my mood lol they are still cute af
-I hate seeing Daisy with Ward so much. fucking hell. just stop. seeing Daisy put her head on Ward's shoulder physically hurt me and cringed me
-Leave my girl alone already
-Lincoln calling Daisy Coulson and May a small messed up family lol this show really is NOT subtle in implying who is Daisy's father and mother figure
-Oh Simmons is gorgeous. Her usual makeup in this show is undermining how beautiful she is
-Why is Daisy still so hot when she's in evil mode
-The way her power can make the ground split open aww man she's so powerful
-But yeah definitely need to save her before she does something too far gone
-"She's the closest thing I have to a daughter"
-really just not subtle at all. I like Coulson and Daisy's connection though so I think that's pretty moving.
-Are FitzSimmons gonna have sex soon... because it feels like it
-I won't be against it. It'd be pretty cute
-ewwwww that needle into the eye scene is sooooo gross ewww
-sooner or later this show's gonna need to pay for my therapy
-Daisy. Don't do anything stupid.
-poor FitzSimmons omg
-Fitz and Daisy's actors can both ACT in this choking scene but I swear if Daisy ended up killing Fitz she'll never recover
-Even if Daisy didn't actually choke Fitz to death she'll have a hard time dealing with this when she's free of mind control
-oh no alien warm Ward has Will's memories. This must be so traumatizing for Simmons. her dead ex-bf wearing the skin of Grant Ward having a creepy conversation with her? So glad Simmons shot him lol
-At least FitzSimmons made it out alive and Simmons looks gorgeous in this episode
-But uggh it's been a whole episode and Daisy is still with alien octopus warm ugghhhh like come on now...
-I swear to god they better not drag saving Daisy to the finale
-Just how cute is this sex scene between FitzSimmons tho. It's about time
-Kids really all grew up huh
-I want to punch Ward's face so bad
Agents of SHIELD S3E19
-four more episodes to go and this zombie Ward finally got a name
-Hive makes me think of arrowverse lol
-I used to love watching scenes with Daisy in it but now Hive-Ward is standing right by her and he sucked all of the fun out of watching Daisy uggghh
-Also why is this show grossing me out every episode now. That scene of a person melting is just ewww ewww ewww so gross
-Did Simmons just call Fitz her boyfriend. That's so cute
-Lincoln just risked his life to save Daisy awww
-ugghhh Daisy needs to snap out of this or she's gonna get herself killed
-In theory, Kree made the Inhumans so they should be a lot stronger?
-What did I just witness...Daisy just killed a Kree so easily???
-is she really this powerful?
-welp Daisy's fully looking like she's losing it...and I'm pretty sure if she's not under mind control she won't mean these things that she's saying
-Seeing Daisy beat up Mack is so painful I need help
-Welp seems like Hive can't be killed
-Did May just shoot Daisy????
-Uggh another episode and they still haven't saved Daisy and now I'm so frustrated
-This show is very good at making me feel all sorts of negative feelings ugghhh it is looking more and more likely that they'll drag this saving Daisy thing to the finale and ugghhh I hate this
-and ughhh fucking hell Daisy did not just offer herself up as a sacrifice to be drained
-Imma die of frustration and agents of shield better be paying my therapy bills
-When can Ward finally die I just can't deal with this any longer
Agents of SHIELD S3E20
-Daisy darling I know you are under mind control but still. You are gonna get yourself killed
-They really be draining Daisy of her blood when she just got shot
-she looks like she's in real bad shape
-Can't they just let shield save her already there're only three episodes left in this season ugghh I'm so frustrated
-What's sokovia accords and this avenger reference they keep on making
-feels like I need to watch a lot of movies for this show
-yeahhhh Daisy sounds pretty brainwashed rn
-yoyo and Mack make quite a cute couple
-Just when I thought watchdogs are gross they turn into these primitive-looking ugly people ugghhh
-The way Daisy just manipulated Lincoln into escaping shield base ugghh
-eww warm-Ward calling these primitive ugly people his baby with Daisy is on another level of grosss omfg
-AT LAST shield and Lincoln has some brain ugghh
-But I don't see how sending over Lash can accomplish anything?
-ohhhh so Lash can resist mind control
-Daisy is on the verge of bleeding out and she can barely walk and still she's gonna go out to fight Lash??
-welp she's gonna get herself killed
-oh waiiiitttt a minute
-Gotta admit I did not see this coming
-FINALLY they save my girl omfg took this bloody show long enough
-So Lash's purpose is to save Daisy from mind control??
-"This is agent Daisy Johnson I'm coming home"
-Somebody gives her some blood transfusion and don't let her walk on her own omfg she looks like a ghost
-istg this show be playing my emotions and it better not be Mack who dies in Daisy's vision
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Lambient Nights ~ K. Bakugou
Author's Notes ♡: Hey guys, it’s me, ya girl and I’m back with another collab this week! I really loved this masquerade idea and I hope I tackled it in a modern way. It’s kinda all over the place but the smut was immaculate (ha sorta ).･ﾟﾟ･(／ω＼)･ﾟﾟ･.! This is nice and heated, I liked making Bakugou his common aggressive self with a bit of tenderness so ʕ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ. I hope I did a decent job with this wonderful idea , I tried to make a modern masquerade but I feel like I failed 😅 anyway I hope you enjoy reading this and much as I did writing it ~ bunny ❥
Warnings : NSFW!!! (◎_◎;)
Semi public sex, female oral, Big Dick Baku , Dom! Bakugou, name calling , Bakugou cursing as usual
Word count : About 2.2 k!
Paring(s) : Katsuki Bakugou x F! Reader
Enjoy ♡
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Number 2 Hero GorundZero!
Youre invited to the annual Midnights Masquerade
Meet around the back at the Twili Castle
Have your masks and outfits ready
Make sure you bring a friend or that special one tonight ~
Madam Midnight
Bakugou lets out a deep sigh, setting the dark paper down on the counter as he let out a growl, sparking up his kitchen counter. “Damnit!” He yelled as he glared at the mocking note. With a huff, he picked up his phone, calling up some of his friends. “Shitty hair, did you get one of these things too?” Bakugou yelled as his red haired and laughing counterpart answered his question “Well hello to you too Bakubro! I did, I'm planning on inviting Mina , she said she always wanted to go to one of those Masquerade Balls, She'll probably leave me for the girls anyway! Why don't you bring that one girl.. What was her name, Er Cassy? Carie? Camie? Yeah Camie! Why dont bring her?” Kirishima rambled. “ Hell NO, she's been dating some guy from their old highschool, that big wind brute. They've been dating, and me and her were a fling a while ago , why they hell would you even say that?” Bakugou huffed as Kirishima laughed once again, stopping his yelling blonde friend. “How about [ ]?” Kirishima said as the blonde on the other side fell silent, making the red haired friend call out to him again, a grunt falling from his lips as Kirishima questioned him again. “Sooo…[ ] ? what about her?”Bakugou responded with an uncommonly quiet tone “She probably would, but not with me..” Kirishima stopped and tried to figure out why his usually confident friend was so self conscious “Why do you say that? She'd probably love to go with you!’ With a deeper sigh Bakugou continued , “Yeah She’d love to go to that shitty thing , but it's stupid.” Kirishima couldn't help but laugh at his friend's conflicted feelings. “Bakugou, ask her and tell me what she say and we'll see you guys tonight okay?” Kirishima sia dand before his explosive friend could argue anything with him he hung up, prepared to deal with the aftermath of his best friend.
[ ] hearing her phone ring from her bedroom , running from her bathroom up the stairs to the room,she saw the iconic “angry pomeranian” lighting up her screen. With a laugh she picked up the phone. “Well hello Katsuki, how are you today?” A grunt on the other line made her laugh harder as the blonde finally spoke. “What are you doing later?” He gruffed out as [. ] stopped, biting her lip as she thought about the context of his question. “Hmmmm nothing, I’m probably gonna cook later and just hang out with Mina. Why? Aww Katsuki are you finally going to admit you like me?” With a crash coming from the other line she heard Bakugou yell. “OW. HEY DUMBASS I DONT LIKE YOU WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE” with a howling laugh she calmed down and waited for the reason the angry blonde called her in the first place. “Sigh..well since you’re not doing shit, coming with me to this shitty masquerade party” [. ] squealed out as she hopped off her bed as he told her the details and who’s masquerade it was. “YOU of all people got an invite to Midnights’ Masquerade? Count me in! I’ll be your date!” With a sigh Bakugou agreed to pick her up at 8:00. As they hung up [. ] couldn’t help help the giddy feeling pooling up in her stomach as she got dressed quickly, heading to the store for her outfit for the night.
Promptly at 8:00 , Bakugou pulled up to her house, sighing as he looked at himself. All black everything, he hated the suit jacket Kirishima kept trying to give him so he decided to go with a vest and opt in a black button up instead of the white one the shop had. Looking down as he scrolled through his phone he heard a door shut as heels clicked down the driveway of the rather pretty house he was in front of. Looking up from his phone he saw one of the prettiest sights he’d even seen. Sure he’s seen his fair share of women of all types and ways of life but something clicked seeing [. ] come from her door. A long black low cutting dress framed her body as long curls fell down her back. She ran to his car and got in, dramatically falling against the seat. “Who knee dressing up took work” she said as she looked at the usually angry blonde beside her, that unusually head a unreadable face. “What?” [. ] said as Bakugou snapped out of his trance, grumbling as he stepped on the gas, headed to the mysterious mansion on the invite.
“Look at you mamas!” Mina called out to [. ] as she hugged her, the two laughing together as they took in their appearances. “Look at YOU, even with the mask on your adorable Mina! Where are the other girls at?” [. ] laughed as the pink girl took her hand. “The others are inside. We can let the brutes talk to eachother.” She said as she gestures to Kirishima and Bakugou, walking into the mansion. “This place is huge..it’s nice though” Kirishima started as he looked to Bakugou who was paying him no attention, watching the duo of girls walk into the main doors, vermilion eyes staring at the girl he came with. “ Yknow if you want you could catch up to her?” Kirishima suggested as the blonde let out a gruff. “Shut up. Let’s get this shitty night over with.” Bakugou said as Kirishima laughed, running to join his bestfriend. Throughout the night Bakugou joined his friends, the group of them talking about work, and watching their significant others wander and dance around the hall. While the others drained on about their life , Bakugou couldn’t help his rage boiling over as he watched [. ] roll her hips onto Mina , the two laughing and enjoying the night.
As he watched Mina go for a different girl to hit on, he saw a mystery man walk up and put his hands where minas were, letting her continue her actions. With pops of explosions coming from his hand he stomped to the girl, snatching her away from the guy as he took her to a nearby room, shutting and locking the door behind them. “Uh is there something wrong here Katsuki?” [. ] said with a slight slur as the older and towering blonde stepped to her.
“What the hell was that!? You let that extra put his dirty hands all over you, you’re here with me no one can touch you but me” He growled out as [. ] scoffed, stepping right back to him. “Like you care now Katsuki , I was with Mina not some random” She said as she tried to get past him. Grabbing her arm , Bakugou turned her back to him as he put her onto the bed in front of them. “Oh no sweetheart, there was a nobody touching you, and it seems you want me to let everyone know how much I actually care about you.” He started as she looked at him confused. “I’ve liked you since last year you dumbass..and now here we are with me admitting this stupid shit with you under me” Bakugou said as [. ] blinked , a slow grin coming to her lips. Unknowing to him , the incident he witnessed was planned out by her devious friend herself. Mina let it be known that she , Kirishima and everyone knew the hidden feelings he had for her, and giving him a little show should spark him and his feelings to be admitted. And they were right.
“Oh Suki..I’m glad you’re finally admitting it. Now shut up and make me yours”
And with that fateful sentence, Bakugou pinned her arms to the bed, kissing her lips quickly as she let out a gasp , wrapping her arms around his neck, pulling him closer to her. Deepening the kiss, Bakugou crawled over her, picking her legs up and wrapping them around his waist. Pulling away Bakugou smirked , pulling the dress up and off of her revealing the orange and black lingerie underneath. “Well damn baby, seems you wrapped my gift up already..you planned this shit didn’t you?” Bakugou snarled as [. ] bit her lip and giggled, opening her legs wider. “Why don’t you unwrap it” she said , revealing that the underwear had an opening through the crouch, revealing her glistening and puffy lips to the hot head. “Fuck…” Bakugou whispered as he pushed her legs up and opened. “Can I have a taste babygirl?” He said as his voice dropped octaves , causing a shiver to go down [. ]’s spine. Shaking her head for permission, Bakugou snapped his wrist, lighting the straps off of her underwear and pulling them off. “Hey!” She started as she was soon cut off from complaining when a warm mouth sucking at her clit. “F-fuck...Suki” she moaned out as Bakugou smirked, popping off her clit. “Shut up shitty woman , I’ll buy you as much shit as you want. Right now I wanna fuck you so the whole place know who you belong to..I want you fuck you silly yeah? So be quiet or I’ll make the after party even worse” And with that he continued, sucking her clit , soon putting a thick and warm finger inside, then another, rolling his tongue diligently again her nub as she whimpered and moaned out, pulling the blondes hair as she rocked her hips against his lips, Bakugou letting out a growl as she sped up his actions, doubling down on his actions as he felt [. ]’s hips jerk, her orgasam flooding her senses as she screamed out as it hit, her pussy gushing as her body fell down onto the bed. With a smirk Bakugou snapped up, pulling her clit up as he came from off of her. “Geez you made a mess slut...Ready for the main course?”
He laughed as he rubbed at his tent in his pants, a spot forming on his dress pants as he pulled his zipper and pants down, showing his throbbing and heavily length. “Well sheesh..I know you were packing but geez Suki...you’re gonna split me in half with something like that..” [. ] laughed nervously as Bakugous’ smirk widened “or I’ll give you a nice stretch. I promise, you’ll be nice and full..and I won’t hurt you okay?” He said as he leaned down to kiss her temple “only if you want it” he finished off with as [. ] smiled softly. “Of course I want it , I’m just surprised. At least your attitude matched what your packing” she laughed as he rolled his eyes, grabbing her hips and flipping her to her stomach as she gasped. “Don’t worry, I’ll treat you like the good little bitch you are” He said, pulling her closer as he smacked her clit with the head of his dick, grunting as he slid between her wet walls, moaning out as the girl underneath him whimpered, pushing her hips to meet his.
“Fuck yes..take this dick baby” Bakugou said as he started to push his hips against hers, spreading her ass as he watched him disappear between her legs, his pride growing as he heard her little noises and moans spurring him on to go faster and harder. As she threw her hips back to match his Bakugou reached down and rubbed her clit from behind, her walls closing tighter as she screamed out at the sudden simulation, her eyes rolling back as he smacked her ass and soon after reaching up to pull her hair back to him, her back against his chest as he continued to rub her clit, pumping into her as his other hand slid to her neck, keeping her against him.
“Take it pretty slut, let them know who’s doing this to you...you’re close, I can tell by how tight you keep getting..let it out baby..and I’ll make you feel even better once we get home” [. ]’s mouth dropped open as she moaned out, Bakugous name fumbling from her lips as he bit down on her neck , pushing her over the limit.
With a whine of Bakugous name she came, falling forward as she shook in oversimulation. As she clamped down on Bakugou it pushed himself over the edge as he came into her, grunting as she get even tighter “Fuck..you wanted me to come in you hun? Damn..to know my girl was such a little cumslut..I’ll have to remember that for later” He chuckled as he pulled out of her. “Let’s try to wrap this little party up..then I can give you the real show later..”
#my hero academia#bnha#boku no hero academia#bnha x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader lemon#the circus dome collab#collab time!!
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s11e03
Not Rowena again dammit
Mega Coven
you suck, but that is fucking hilarious
wow you twat, you have literally 0 allies and you murder the only ones that might be able to help you
*****
Amara eats souls and grows super fast
so she might be an adult already
*****
aww Cas is still chained up
sorry luv ❤️
*****
I love this little girl
She's watching Hitler's Nuremberg speeches??
😂😂😂
(the speeches aren't funny, this Darkness child watching them is)
She wants Crowley to help protect her against God
*****
I enjoy these scenes with Rowena because she keeps getting denied and rejected
that's nice
and she looks so stupid saying Mega Coven
demon's coming in to kill them
*****
Crowley's not answering 😂
Aw Cas, I'm so sorry
your car is crap
So sorry, luv ❤️
Oh no what's happening?!
seizure??
"Earth. Several billion years from the beginning."
yep, he's okay
"And you're the tomato." genius Dean
Angel Radio, Dean's lingo again
"It's slang for perpetrator" 😂😂😂😂😂 NO SHIT man, thanks!
*****
ah, this beautiful child again
she looks powerful, I wouldn't upset her
Amara (child) and Amara (adult)
"And we are mightier than God"
fuck I want her self confidence
*****
Angel and demon, then
wow I love this scene
genuinely
this is so epic
low ranking demons and angels uniting against upper management?? that's something I can get behind
*****
Wow they're not fucking about
Why is a demon attacking three witches? to get to Rowena
now find her
*****
Crowley got her a gift, uh
Not as good as Dante's Inferno though
😂
Child's hungry, get the poor thing some souls
or she'll get some herself, nevermind
she's self-sufficient, and independant
little girl don't need no man
*****
DEAN WITH HIS LITTLE OUTFIT 😂
and Rowena looks like Lady Gaga
*****
And now Cas is watching porn
cool 🙄😂
*****
Amara has a solar system model
and Crowley's calling the Darkness "cupcake"
lemme guess: she's gonna get bored of Crowley and demons, and try and eat him
*****
What a contrast between Amara, one of the best characters, and Rowena
she's getting better now that she isn't always with Crowley to be fair
*****
so Cas escaped
"Are we not a team?" Wtf
*****
Crowley wants to stop her growing until he's sure she's not gonna kill him
that's fair, but sorry boo, she's stronger than you already
*****
Will Rowena every just shut the fuck up?
*****
Fuck man Misha is amazing, Castiel really looks like a wild beast
his eyes make me want to die but apart from that, it's such an interesting character
*****
Come on Rowena, do the thing!
Save Can
then you can fuck off to wherever you want, I don't care
*****
Awww Cas feels so bad 😔❤️
Oh Dean 😭 "Besides, I had it coming"
it wasn't you, boy
just like it wasn't Cas
*****
Amara's a teen now!
Awesome! Soon, she'll be a kickass adult
*****
#s11e03#spn s11e03#supernatural#supernatural rewatch#spn rewatch#spn#season 11#spn season 11#march 8#the bad seed#rowena#the bunker#the darkness#cas#castiel#amara#crowley
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Jimmy & Janis
Planning a romantic weekend away
Jimmy: Gracie came at me earlier. There was mistletoe up and I near fully hit the floor 😎 Jimmy: Hold fire though. She only wanted to tell me to convince you of summat. Pretty sure you already know what it is Janis: Erm...Father Christmas is really real? That her weave isn't from dead Brazilian hookers? Janis: Enlighten me or I'll tell her she's got a holiday free pass on you 😈 Jimmy: Double date. Need I say more 😡 Janis: FUCK. I DIDN'T THINK IT'D ACTUALLY HAPPEN. Janis: How far does she expect the season of goodwill to extend, like? Already got some poor cunt being a charitable home for her arse so she don't freeze Janis: Single tear. Janis: Question is, can we make it worth it enough for us to endure that shite? Hmm Jimmy: I almost got my arse to church so it wouldn't. Shoulda sucked off that priest when he asked. Too late? Jimmy: You better get me a top notch pressie, baby 😏 Janis: You know you ain't on the nice list 😉 Janis: So, Santa might be dissing but you'll be getting something extra special from me Janis: As for God, and his holly jolly perverted following, I reckon we're both shit out of 🍀 there, no matter how good our head game is, such is life Janis: Grah, I hear she does shoutouts now...want that 'influencer' clout, baby? Not double entendre my end but might be for GracieGuru 🙊😂 Jimmy: what the fuck we going to do then? No way I'm hanging with her and her latest 'boo boy' Jimmy: Even if I was getting paid, which is likely since she just loves common grounds Janis: Preaching to the choir, dickhead, ain't my idea of a good time either, or hers let's be fucking real. She just wants to dry-hump a slab of boy in front of you on the off chance that really gets you going for her Janis: You wouldn't call her brainy, bless Janis: Idk, don't worry about it, Jim. Just avoid her/the flat whites like the plague and I'll have to literally run away like I'm an angsty 12 year old so we can't be located, even with friend finder or whatever they stalk each other with Janis: Oooh! Just call me brains, we should pretend to have a romantic weekend away planned, that'll send her over the edge, that is her everything goals Janis: Like I said, I can hide from a hoe Jimmy: I knew there was a reason I kept you about Jimmy: Let's do it though. Easier to take than fake the 'gram Jimmy: Any ideas? 🤔 Jimmy: Most of my boltholes are far from yours and not very enviable for that crowd #it'sgrimupnorth Janis: Yeah, why do you tbh? Janis: Now its clear my sister has got no respect for anyone on her hunt for dick/self-esteem Janis: She's hoping its a twofer like Janis: I don't know if I can stand you for that long, darling Janis: But I SUPPOSE your the lesser of two evils here 😉 Jimmy: It's love 💕 Jimmy: Come on, it'll be a laff. I'll get the beers in Jimmy: You can try harder to beat me at darts and pool Janis: As far as the adoring fans/salty haterz are concerned Janis: and that's all that matters Janis: bitch i don't have to try! 😤 you put me off last time with ur mooning 😍 Janis: we don't need to convince the old fellas in the boozer Jimmy: Fuck off I was getting practice in! Jimmy: If you're ready to fake a break up say the word but until then, it takes a lot of work to give you the puppy dog eyes. I'm not Twix Janis: Sure you was 😂 Janis: N'awwh but you do it so well! Janis: Audition for the School play whilst ur at it, soft lad Jimmy: I do enough fake snogging without signing myself up for that bollocks Jimmy: You coming away with me then or not? Jimmy: You know your sister'll be in again nagging before shift's end Janis: Well, when you put it like that Janis: 😒 Janis: I ain't got nothing better to do, and I certainly ain't third wheeling her fake date Janis: My grandparents got a place down skerries Janis: we can crash there Jimmy: How many rooms they got? My dad's working so I'll have to bring the ramble with Jimmy: #goals I know Janis: Fucking hell, my pissing sister! She owes you more than she's spending on coffee for the hassle she's causing Janis: If you really can't, don't worry, I'll sort her. She'll be unbearable when she finds out it was all for a laugh but it was at her expense so how much of a mug can she actually make me feel? 😑 Janis: That said, there's 3 rooms, its only a caravan don't get excited but the kids would probably be buzzin', it is pretty nice down there Janis: I'll even let you have the double bed to yourself Janis: ol Janis: l Jimmy: It'll stop them nagging me about going somewhere other than the park that'll do me Jimmy: Cass talks big but she isn't even really so doable Jimmy: Don't be getting any ideas though 😍😉 my brother hasn't slept well since we moved. I'll be sharing that double like it or not Jimmy: What a way to spend my first proper time off since I started #blessed Janis: Yeah, fish and chips on the beach even tho its fucking baltic, chasing Twix will keep 'em warm, you'll earn major big brother points as well as bae ones Janis: What a mighty fine man Janis: Same here, Cass. Shh about it though Janis: Like you said, it'll be a laugh, we can make it one Janis: You'd really rather be making pinkity drinkidies or whatever the fuck they are? Jimmy: Nope. But your 1st romantic break usually is. Any talent there is in all grans playing bingo? Jimmy: Be nice to get something off the 'gram 💋 Janis: I ain't been since I was about 9 Janis: I wasn't after bitches then and I ain't now Janis: I wish you luck, 2 kids hanging on your arm and a woman back home, like Janis: Does it for some. Jimmy: I'd do some talking first to get things clear I'm not tall Tammy 😂 Jimmy: Bet you were a right cute kid, weren't you? Aww Janis: Again, have fun explaining that one, mate. I'd struggle with the concept and I'm in on it. Janis: Adorable. What happened? Jimmy: Shut up you know what you look like, mate Janis: A butch lezza? Janis: So I've been told 👍 Jimmy: That's not what they are saying anymore. Check my comments sometime. The lads are gagging for you now Janis: Goody gumdrops. Janis: I'll leave my knickers at the door, like Jimmy: You could like. I've been waiting for you to drop me as your fake bf since this whole thing started Janis: I'm not interested in any of them. Janis: Would your world be set alight by Aaron O'Reilly from form? Janis: If you wanna cop off with some of your fans don't let me stop you Jimmy: You aren't. They're not my type anymore than Aaron's yours. I'm just saying you take a crackin pic and I should know since I'm the one takin 'em. So you don't need to spout that crap. They're just jealous of how much of a butch lezza you aren't Janis: Alright. Well, you're not half bad at taking snaps, and not in the bullshit way every hoe thinks they know their angles and magic lighting these days, you're actually decent. Janis: It don't feel like crap when Janis: blah, meant to delete that, ignore it Jimmy: 🤐 Jimmy: Wanna help me with my art project while we're away then? Kill all the birds (hopefully not with my flash) Jimmy: I'll owe you again Janis: I won't even joke on you for being a swot 🤓🤞 Janis: What've you got planned? Jimmy: I haven't had any time to think yet beyond film being the medium but Jimmy: #workinprogress Jimmy: with a muse like you m'dear how could I go wrong 💕 Janis: 😜 Janis: just so you know, i ain't bringing any homework but put my name or yours, yeah? 😘 not even in art but might count for something Janis: clue me in tho, brainiac, what do the kiddos like? i'll get 'em something Jimmy: Rookie mistake mate, art's an easy A Jimmy: They'll take anything covered in sugar. Can't say I'll love you for it when they crash mid journey though Janis: Only 'cos you're good at it. With my genes I should be but I can barely draw a stickman. Janis: I'll stick with double sports, sports science and science 👌 Janis: I'll keep sweets in stock for bribery, goes without sayin'! Different pocket to Twix' fish treats, though Janis: I'll have a look down town Jimmy: 😂 did you see that article doin the rounds about the mum who bought her kid a cat's advent calendar Janis: 😂 Yes! Shame catnip don't work like on us like it does cats, that kid would be pingin' Janis: Might get meself some, like Jimmy: What gets dogs off their heads? I'll keep Twix well clear Jimmy: She's high enough on your 😍 Janis: I don't know, actually...telling them they're good bois? Janis: Works for you boo 😘 Jimmy: I prefer being called a very bad boy 😎 Janis: You clown 😂 Janis: Good to know, suppose. Dirty weekend away though it ain't Jimmy: what our fans don't know won't break their jealous hearts Jimmy: you coming in for your freebies today or shall I do a delivery your way once Grace is home? 😉 Janis: Kick it really cliche and be my sexy delivery boy Janis: Try and bring something with sausage in so I can come at you with the quality porn writing Jimmy: Live your fantasies as well as your sister's if you want, my name tag says Jonathon today Janis: Ooh, spicing it up with some roleplay like we're middle-aged okay Janis: How boring are you that you've picked a name so similar to your own...this is why we've hit a dry patch, Jimothy! Jimmy: What would you seriously pick? Janis: For you? Janis: Who's a fittie... Janis: Anthony Joshua could get it Janis: You don't want to be in the play but reckon you can stretch to that? Jimmy: Next time I lose my name tag I'll insist on that. For the bae 💕 Jimmy: About as close as I'll get I think Janis: Who do you want? Janis: I wanna know your type Janis: Bar Tall Tammy Jimmy: Your sister obviously Janis: Fuck off, not even funny Janis: If that were true, you know where she lives bitch, I ain't stopping ya, she's practically shoe-horning you in 🤢 Jimmy: I meant the fit older one 😉 Janis: Ohhh Janis: Still, do one 🖕 I'm not pretending to be my sister you freak Jimmy: That's one pretense too far. Got it 😂 Janis: Yeah, in this hypothetical you've really shit the bed, pal. Jimmy: I only half read that because #customers and thought you called me shit in bed mate Janis: well... 😏 Jimmy: I fake rocked your world Janis Cavante! 😂 Janis: you know we faked it so i didn't have to fake it 💅 Jimmy: Aaron O'Reilly's walking through the door want me to slip him your number and end this? 😝 Janis: I will murder you. Janis: also he might think your trying to set up a threeway for YOUR benefit, so if you wanna take over the gay rumours that bad, go for it 💋🍆 Jimmy: I've seen you with a pool cue I think I'm safe Jimmy: Give a shit. At least I actually am butch Janis: Psh, you're all show no grow Janis: We're arm wrestling, then you'll see Jimmy: 💪 I'll beat you at that too then, shall I? 🏆 Janis: Bring it on. I won't make you cry too hard, save face in front of the kiddos. Janis: 'Let' them kick your arse too 😜 Jimmy: Try it, baby girl 😝 Jimmy: Cass probs could no lie. Scrappy af that one Janis: Good girl 👍 Janis: Gotta keep you in check Jimmy: Doubt you'll be calling her that when she's shadowed you all weekend Jimmy: She loves you. Who knows why? Janis: I keep telling you I'm a delight Janis: Has this...how long has it been? Month, 2? Of SHEER BLISS taught you nothing Janis: Ruuuuude. Jimmy: Nope. I'm with Team Bobby. You're a gross meanie Jimmy: As all girls are 😂 Janis: Well I'm winning Bobby 'round this weekend by hook or by crook Janis: then you can please yourself, billy no mates Janis: Team Janis 💪 Jimmy: Every bro knows you can't be friends with your girl Jimmy: DUH Janis: Oh yeah, all straight couples HATE each other and that's #goals Janis: If I can't be chatting shit on you, how will I get to talk about you constantly to my gals? Janis: Singing your praises? I THINK NOT Jimmy: Speaking of, Gracie and co are back on the premise that Tall Tammy left her....something. I wasn't listening. Should I break the news we won't be here for date night or do you want to do the honors Janis: Dignity? That's long gone, honey. Janis: Ooh, lemme do it, you're coming round with the sausage anyway Janis: We can do it together baby Jimmy: awhhh Jimmy: I've hidden the mistletoe but she can see the top of the highest counters!! I'm on borrowed time what do I do? Janis: Headbutt her in the teeth Janis: 'Accidentally' Janis: Can't help being a normal-sized human Jimmy: #customerservice Jimmy: then recommend her our chewy cookies 😂 Janis: You can see why I'm not trying to be your work wifey too, yeah? 😂 Janis: If you can convince any of those girls to break their diet, I'll be impressed Janis: Don't count if they go vom in the bogs after tho Jimmy: Gracie might be on her way already. One of her posse asked what you were getting me for Christmas and I didn't hold back Janis: Oh no, am I about to get slut-shamed? 😲 Janis: Or, heaven forfend, tips Janis: I will die Jimmy: Damn I didn't think of that. Sorry Janis: Its cool Janis: She's all mouth anyway, not in a beneficial to the cause way Janis: Be interesting hearing what she thinks you want, keep ya posted lol Jimmy: 🙌 Can't wait Janis: that's what you're meant to say about my present! Jimmy: I did, swear 🤞 Janis: what do you actually want Jimmy: Don't worry about it Janis: Oh, is it? If I'm not fucking your brains out you're not interested Janis: Fine then, save my reddies. 👍 Jimmy: That's what I was thinking. Stage a break up before 🎄 for max drama and min spends Janis: Cool. If you wanna. Janis: Just don't tell everyone you chucked me 'cos I wouldn't give it up. Already a frigit. Janis: What's the story then? Jimmy: Obviously not. We've been hooking up for ages got to keep it #goals Jimmy: I don't know haven't thought that far ahead it just makes sense to get out before gifting Janis: Yeah. Fair. Janis: Think on and let me know Jimmy: You too. We can brainstorm at the weekend. Nothing but time then Jimmy: Can't break up right after the break though Janis: Would look sus, yeah. Janis: Maybe I'll whup you one too many times, your fragile male ego can't hack it, eh? Jimmy: Grace'd be smug 😩 Jimmy: Can't even fake that, babe Jimmy: Nobody'd believe the story Janis: She's gonna be regardless Janis: I got the shitty end of the stick here like but ain't nowt we can do about it now Janis: 🙄 Jimmy: No we're goals we just burned too bright that's all 😂 Jimmy: You've got way more time served with me than she does any of her boos she doesn't win Janis: Mhmm. Calm down, Icarus. Sure you'll be comparing some other bint on a balcony to the sun in no time. 😘 Janis: Suppose so. Least hers are real, if not short-lived, and, well, shit. Janis: She won't know the difference anyway Jimmy: There's nobody like you 💕 Jimmy: Exactly I'm not going to tell her we weren't real Janis: Bullshit 💕 Janis: True enough, I'll take it. Jimmy: Shit gotta go the boss is back Jimmy: Love you 💕 Janis: Love you too, Jonathon 💕
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Oop okay
OH GOSH that's awful D:
Oop a lady helping out ig?
Oh GOSH, OOF sorry man 😬😬😬😳 o.o
Ahhh she's the owner
Aww yeah and she was surprised :((
Oh wait yeah the house is on fire D: poor doggo :'(( 😭😭
Awww :'(
Ohh wait this is a call for Hen o.o
Because she (the dog) is hurt (emotionally) and lashes out but a good dog overall, who's making progress DD': gosh that hurts 😭😭
I'm hoping the lesson will be "don't give up" and not "don't get in over your head or she'll end up even worse" 😭😭 xd
I'm glad this guy's cool about it <33
:'OO a guy's got her!!
Oh noo honey I think she's dead :((
Awww honey I'm so sorry 😭😭💔❤️
OOP Hen yes go off o.o
I know they can't do anything but awkward for that guy being passed up for a dog xD
I mean also though are you just gonna look at her :(?
:OO SHE'S ALIVE!!
Kinda a question though
Aww come on come on :((
AYY thank you Chimney :'D
It is kinda funny that it's a dog lol
AWWW AYYY YAYYY :'DDD
Ans phew she didn't attack anyone :'))
Awww <33
YEEAAHHH Hen doesn't give up <3
Hi Athena :DD!
Ahh yeah her records 😬😔
Is this allowed xD
Yeah that's true :( <33
But I mean if he's genuinely willing, which he is
Oof that sucks D:
Oh gosh :((( I'm so sorry honey 😭😭❤️ (to Mara)
:(( Didn't even think about that not being the case
Oh gosh she was with their bodies for hours wasn't she 😭
Awww :'((
OH WAIT YEAH D':
She did didn't she :'(( 😭😭😭💔❤️ that sucks it's just awful :'(( D':
OOP Maddie!! Getting the call :'o
Oop o.o? Sounds pretty like her to me
OOPE SHE SPOKE :OO
I was wondering if she would or if we would only hear her talk first in the current day
Aww poor honey D: 😭😭😭💔❤️
Awww this poor babey :'(((
Ahh yeah there she told them
NOO awww "I don't know why they aren't waking up" 😭😭😭😭💔💔❤️❤️ babyyy <333 :'((
Awwww okay good they're there :'(((
AUUOGH gosh 😭😭😭😭💔💔❤️🥺🥺 poor honeyy <33
:'OOO WAIT OH MY GOSH YES 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️ THAT'S IT AAAHHHHHH SHE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THEY WERE ALIVE 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔🥺🥺
Oh my gosh I'm not okay <333
That's so sweet and so sad :'(((
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Well at least there's that
Okay no need to do that xD poor captain lol
Hmm yeah?
Don't be mad at him for asking xd
Phew
Uh oh o.o
NO NOPE BUCK JUST DOESN'T THINK BEFORE HE SPEAKS
XD Eddie and Buck like o.o I know the feeling though 😭
Uh ohh
Chimney didn't smell it did he o.o
Nope 😳😭
Okay phew at least they still have that (the wouldn't ask you to lie, no you wouldn't, etc)
Oh noo
Yeah it would be!
Oh noo o.o
I mean they didn't purposefully not have your back!
I get what she's saying but they didn't blame her 😭
Bro she's not gonna let you go 🙄
Nahh bro you wouldn't lol
Yeah exactly xD
Uh oh yep explosion 😬
LOL the seasick patches xD
This guy is wild lol
Hmm yeah gonna have to move him 😬 he won't like her helping lol
UH OH
Ohh noo poor guy :((
Yep your fault man >:(
Uh oh the captain oh yeah :O D:
How is she stuck in somewhere??
Ohh she's just under a door okay I see
Yeah get her out D:
Can they not D:?
Okay phew just together
The knife o.o ik she's untying him but yeah believe her like that xD
Phew got to her
Oof ow :((
Okay lady but otherwise you drown lol
Unless her legs are still trapped and that's the problem
Although moving a broken rib could cause issues 😬
Okay phew contacting
Ohh no D:
Okay phew they called someone's gonna be here
Hmm okay
No girly you are injured o.o
ATHENA NO O.O
How is that any better??
Well I suppose she's not injured so she'll move faster 😬
Gosh girl be careful xd
Okay okay cool go do that
Yeah sir xD
I think he will
Yeah he will xd
Hmm yeah maybe :/ :(
Who
Ahh them xd
Yeah Karen's right, they didn't betray you they just tried their best to help :'))
No not necessarily!!
I mean maybe but that's not the only reason to comfort you
Yeah okay good to admit <3
Hopefully you can admit it to them xdd
Yeah he kinda was xd
Yeah he didn't :'/
Well yeah of course you didn't D:
Honey he refused service
Yeah exactly :((
"baby" 🥰🥰🥺 I love them
It sucks but yeah <3
The others?
LOL oh wait yeah she means complaining to Athena xD
Oop is she gonna mention Bobby telling her not to feed into Athena- okay no just him going to voicemail
I mean good to be concerned but o.o 😬 right now you don't actually have too good a reason :((
So they could've moved lol
Ahh yeah and that o.o
OPE she didn't know O.O
Ohh noo
Okay Hen chill a bit
Well yeah good line of thought xD for this plot lol anyway, but logically it's not probably yk xD
So chill a bit lovely <33
You're already worked up and it isn't helping you here
But also please go save them thank you for having good and "our lives are chaos" instincts xd <33
Okay phew phew getting people out
Uh oh o.o
I mean I know we know where she is lol but
Yeahh doesn't make sense but he did go, for money lol
Ooh hmm could we o.o?
I mean if you find the captain and him you'd know but you might not have time for that
Athenaaa honeyy 😭😭😬
I am n e r v o u s s s
Oough no it's not working :((
I mean it probably was lol but also there's a lot of other stufd
Does he know she's being a hero or think she was there o.o
Yeahh nah he's not asking permission LOL
ICONIC love him so much <33
And he loves her so much 🥰🥰
PHEW they found him
I know he was heading there anyway but yk, and there's a lot of stuff around there
Yes she saved her <33
Yep xD she slays
"Of course she is" yeah xDD aww love them <33
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Awww Steve 🥰
Awww Lea :'(( yeah it's not bad but it just must suck to feel like she's not doing enough
Ope hey guys xD
Ahhh med students as part of that deal :)) so that's where they come from!
:oo hey guys!!
The newbies :DD
LOL not gonna have them imprint xD
SLFJGHSL ASHER
Hi besties!!
Nice to meet you Charlie and Dom
Aww she's sweet :)
Okay so coughing
💀 the instructional video xDD
Yeeeah I can't imagine they loved that lol
"You can tell her if you want" xDD
Oof poor guy 😬
Ohh he played football :O! Cool :)
Slay man :D
SLFJFHDS OH RIGHT LOL
I think I read something about him fainting at blood xD poor guy lol
Asher be nice XD mood though lol
Oof man, sorry Dom lol
Ayy slay :D
"Which side's the front" XD 💀 mood though lol
Oh no D:
Poor guy :(
Lol Taylor Swift mnemonics xD slay :)
Uh oh 😬 that doesn't look good
Oh no poor guy D:
:')) she'll take care of him :'D I hope she can also continue with her career though
Awww Lea :((( honey I'm sorry
Aww that's sweet Morgan :DD
Shaun no :((
O.O
Shaun XD
LOL yup Morgan get him out of there xD
"Gravesite" XD
Oof Lim and Glassman (I think this is the order I'm playing a bit of catch up lol) xD y'all need to figure out how to be chill
Uh oh, student/resident mentions an experimental surgery time xD
Oh gosh o.o :O yeah that is violent 😬 well extreme I mean xD
Aww :(( poor guy D':
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XDDD nice job ignoring it lol y'all
SLFKGJHDKGS SHAUN
It is impressive though XDD
Lol the fact that they know his neighbors by transgressions xD
:o
What
Ohh noooo
His house is on fire isn't it xdd :(((
Aww I really hope not :( but I think I'm right :/ xD
I'd say poor Glassman BUT we don't know for sure yet so I won't :) 😬
Fingers crossed it's alright though <33
Like everything lol
Ayy hey Lim :D
And hi Andrews :)) ahh asking how they did!
Ayy aw nice :))
Glad she did say they did well lol even if she already did :) xD
Hmm what's that face mean Lim?
OOOPE DANNY
I DO NOT LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE OUTSIDE
HmmmmMMM o.o
This guy is sus
Okay but maybe :))) maybe it's all still okay xdd
OHHH NOOO HE SAID HE DIDN'T EXPECT THE CALL
NAURRR 😭😭😭
YUUUP "WENT TO REHAB" 😭😭😭 DANNYYYY NOOO :((((
C'mon man :(((
I mean I know it must be a world of difficult but :(((
A c'mon man of c'mon you can do it walk away/stop this not c'mon man can't believe you >:// lol
Anyway AAAHHHHHH
C'mon somebody walk up :((
Jordan or Asher or somebody I don't care :(((
Nooo :'(
I mean I want him to not need "rescuing" but still xdd
WAIT he might
Maybe since he said he's a doctor??
C'mon mannn :)))
AAH the church too!! C'mon Danny you got this I believe in you 🥺🥺 :)
aUGH we won't know xdd
Or at least not for a minute lol
Ooh music 👀👀
Nice music :DD
Ayyy Morgan :DDDD!!!
She looks so professional and fancy 🥰🥰😍🥰
I hope she does manage to find a good balance :)))
I think she'll be great at this job :DD
OOH YES HE'S IN THE CHURCH!! :DDD
Hopefully that means he didn't relapse??
What is he watching happen though lol
Ohhh ahh a choir :))
OHH and they're singing the music too LOL
That makes sense XD
For a second I was wondering if this was a choir Jordan was in or something and I'd see her in there xDD but nope lol
Awww Perez 😭😭😭❤️💔❤️
He looks so sad :'((
Or just emotionak really
O P E 😳😳😳
:OO
HI JORDAN!! DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE XDD
Well actually I did lol nevermind but only a minute ago xDD
But ayy nice :D
LOL don't worry know he's not stalking you XDD
Awww :'))
Oop 👀 yeah she can tell, obviously lol
Sorry Perez but you look like a mess xdd
She can tell he's upset I mean
:O 👀 OOP is she gonna sit with him? Mayhaps?
AAHHH YES SHE IS :'DDDD
That's adorable :')))
They're my babeys your honor <333
I love them :'DD 🥰🥰
OOP oh no D:
Back to Glassman, Shaun, and Lea, and yup :((( Glassman's house burnt down :'((
Poor Glassman 😭😭😭💔💔❤️
That absolutely sucks :((
Of course it couldn't stick around just after he talks about how much it means to him xdd
This is the good doctor we don't allow this here XDD
Anyway one of those dudes for termites better not have done shoddy work that caused this
Ahh removed the smoke alarms :// well that was probably needed
Still though :((( 💔💔😭
That sucks :'((((
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