#but she had to abandon her kid bc of evelyn (fuck evelyn)

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Rewriting the Evernevers bc God were they wasted potential

Me actually talking about Riverdale Season 3 in the year of our Lord 2022 bc I'm petty and also egotistical enough to think I could do a better job (actually that's not egotistical a two year old hamster could do a better job)

Edgar grew up in a Quiverfull-like Evangelical cult

He married super young and his wife got pregnant super fast like most people in those cults

His wife died from trying to self induce an abortion bc before she got pregnant she was planning to run away and like many women in those cults she would've rather died than be trapped for the rest of her life

Instead of confronting the ideas he was raised with, Edgar became too extremist for his extremist cult and started his own

Sometime later, Evelyn's mother joins the cult as a pregnant teenager who was just kicked out and abandoned by her boyfriend

As Evelyn grows, Edgar thinks she starts to bear a striking resemblance to his late wife and starts grooming her

When her mother finds out and tries to leave with Evelyn, Edgar poisons her and tells Evelyn she died of an illness

He formally adopts Evelyn

He starts to poison her food, not enough to kill her but enough to make her a sickly child and convince her she has the same kidney disease as her mother, bc she starts asking questions and he needs her as dependent on him as possible.

I probably would've had the narrative treat her as a snobby and judgemental when she first appears, as she would've been raised to treat people who are "of the world" like that

Slowly there would be hints at how abusive Edgar is, with the Heathers episode really starting to explore it with Kindergarten Boyfriend and Betty starting to realize that Evelyn is a deeply manipulated abuse victim (I esp imagine a scene where Evelyn is being dodgy about how she broke her arm, and Betty is suspicious and interrogates her until Evelyn shamefully admits she disobeyed her father by keeping a teen magazine Josie gave her. She then hides in the bathroom, wonders why she keeps disappointing Edgar, and that's where Kindergarten Boyfriend comes in)

Also Josie I feel like is the only one of the teens with any emotional intelligence whatsoever (as well as intelligence in general) and is the first to realize how fucked up Evelyn's situation is and actively tries to reach out to her. This makes her storyline parallel Veronica better, thus giving her meaningful screentime in the Heathers episode and also like actual impact on the story

Evelyn slowly comes out of her shell after the Heathers episode, becoming friendlier with the Riverdale High student body, and eventually develops a crush on Chuck (bc you know what he deserved a storyline where he wasn't the bad guy or the scapegoat)

One night they kiss, and Edgar finds out

Edgar tells Evelyn that she has sullied herself kissing a boy, and one who is worldly at that, but he'll marry her out of the kindness of his heart to save her purity by entering a Godly marriage.

I would've had Alice being a mole revealed way earlier (like idk she tells Betty before doing all that shit like donating her college fund to the cult or sending her to the Sisters) and she's the one who tells Betty about this

There would've been this big dramatic climax with Betty stopping the wedding and all that, and at some point they find out about Edgar poisoning Evelyn and her mother (like idk how but it's Riverdale I don't have to be scientific or believable)

Evelyn turns on Edgar after finding all this out (obvs I would have her starting to internally doubt what Edgar has told her her whole life as she starts interacting with kids her age, and this would be the moment when it all came crashing down)

In the aftermath I'd have the Keller-McCoys take her in bc they're the best parents on this show and tbh the only ones I'd trust with a deeply traumatized child (I'd trust Fred too but that poor guy already has to house every other wayward child in his two bedroom house he deserves a break)

#riverdale #mid20sdale #evelyn evernever #edgar evernever #child abuse tw #csa tw #religious abuse tw #now that i think about it one of the reasons i love hunter owl house's storyline so much is bc it's what i literally wanted for evelyn #there's really way more to explore with abused child of a cult leader instead of she was just his evil wife all along #that's one of the reasons riverdale ran out of storys they were so invested in their heroes (read: betty) being right all the time #that they bent the stories to conform to that and sacrificed so many interesting avenues to explore

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happy mother’s day to callis from sge

#she is the only good mom in this whole series #callis of netherwood #sge #school for good and evil #oh wait there's lesso too #but she had to abandon her kid bc of evelyn (fuck evelyn) #swearing tw #swearing cw #swearing in tags #my post

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William Vincent Afton

He was born in Southern Ireland, his mother, Erin, went in labor while visiting relatives

His father, Benjamin, was rather absent in his life, due to his "work"

He had 2 older siblings, Vivika and Paul(key word "had")

He killed his sister out of jealousy, but no one knows what happened to his brother

Him and Rosie had a shotgun marriage(marrying a woman bc u got her pregnant) and she had to leave her job in the cirus.

Their loveless marriage lead them to cheating on each other, wit William even having a kid wit his mistress

He favored Betty bc she had his mother eyes

He named all 4 of his kids names starting wit "E" (Evelyn, Emilia, Elizabeth and Evangeline) for an inside joke he had wit his buddies

His family lived in a cabin near a lake for his entire childhood, it's now abandoned

He has a fear of water after an "incident" he had wit his mother

He has a strong sweet tooth, leading to him losing a few

He has a strange fascination wit the female anatomy, leading him to target specifically girls

Him and his ex from high school run rival companies, they still have grudges against each other lol

He murdered Evelyn and their friends b4 he fled the country, "they wouldn't have a bright future anyway" as he puts it

He moved to hurricane in the 90s just to fuck wit Hank more

All I have so far, atleast what isn't too...graphic, if u know what I mean

#fnaf #fnaf au #tw child death mention #ig #cw cheating #cw swearing #casper's writing #starstruck au #william afton #benjimin afton #erin miller

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Help me i just imagined a Stardew Valley jjba au and it was adorable

Johnathan works with Gunther in the museum and teaches the kids history. He loves the various interesting finds around the valley so, so much. He’s Lewis’s cousin a bit removed and spends a lot of time playing chess with Lewis.

Erina works with Harvey and is mentoring Maru in nursing. There’s a lot of study sessions where she quizzes Maru to keep her skills sharp. She and  Evelyn have tea every saturday. 

Dio i’ve decided is like Lewis’s relative really far off and came to live with him after his father passed away. The Joestars more or less took him in and he spends time between everyone’s homes because he’s often bored. He also spends a terrible amount of time in the Library, making snide comments at Johnathan about how he and Gunther let someone steal the whole damn museum. He’s dangerously close to being helpful because it annoys him that--along with the exhibits-- almost three quarters of the library books were stolen as well. 

Officially he works as assistant manager at Joja. even he hates it there. Morris has been the target of many, many pranks that Dio has wrangled Sam into. Sam willingly takes credit for them because he’s honestly kinda impressed. Shane is under the impression Joja sucking the soul out of Dio is the only think keeping him in check. He is wrong: the fact he still has things to learn is what keeps him in check.

Speedwagon is from Zuzu City and moved out to the valley after befriending Johnathan. By mugging him. That’s beside the point. Currenlty he’s partnering with Pierre and Caroline to fund their shop because he is deeply bitter about how badly Joja’s monopoly effected things in the city. He saw too many people working inhumane hours in horrible conditions, or turning to crime like he had to survive once joja took over an area. He’s slowly trying to find an angle on how to either buy out Joja or ruin them.

The Zeppeli family is a sprawling mess that owns the land next to the abandoned farm. 

William is a very tired dad. that’s just a fact. He was a sailor and an academic, but he doesn’t... do that anymore. After a few drinks at the saloon he’ll insist some kind of curse sunk the ship he was on on the last voyage. His wife tells people he’s just very tired.

Caesar was more or less moved out to be with his grandparents after he got arrested for running in a gang one too many times in Zuzu city. Speedwagon helped pull some strings so he wasn’t in some detention center somewhere, using his connections. Caesar is very grateful for this. He befriended Joseph after starting to take martial arts lessons from his mother. They inevitably end up arm wrestling Alex or trying to out play him at catch/mock gridball games when he insists he can take them himself. He works as a dishwasher for Gus part time.

Gyro moved out to his grandparents’ house after getting into a fight with his father. He also works with Harvey, Erina, and Maru at the clinic and is constantly harping on about making sure mental health is checked just as much as the rest on exams. He’s also a terrible flirt to everyone he thinks looks nice, so long as he’s not at work. Probably because flirting on the job burned him last time. Refuses to say what his father and he argued about. He also likes riding around the valley with his friend Johnny. They are a menace whenever an egg toss exists. 

Johnny is Johnathan’s younger brother by several, several years and lives with he and Erina. They make jokes about how their parents liked the name John so much they had to shoehorn it in for both of them. He used to ride horses professionally until Joja started buying up tracks and their lack luster matinence job caused his horse to injure and roll mid-race. The only positive here is that he has a support system, even if George Joestar remained a prick. Lewis personally helped Johnathan and Erina add on to their house-- in spite of Robin insisting she could handle all the building herself. Now he spends a lot of time out at the Zeppeli’s farm, or at Marnie’s talking horses with her. He and Shane get along surprisingly well and Johnny has, on more than one occasion, rammed into Shane’s knees and told him to stop moping or it’d make the chickens sad. He gives Jas rides back and forth on the road outside when he feels like it; mostly bc the little girl is adorable when she holds up a doll and pretends it’s flying while he wheels along. Because he’s so much younger than his brother, its very hard for people to realize they’re related. 

Sam has insisted they were cousins on multiple occasions to fool tourists and they both thought it was hilarious

Diego is Dio’s younger brother and he HATES that fact. He also hates that almost everyone in town is taller than him. He deeply wants to work with horses but then he’d have to go to the Zeppeli’s because Marnie doesn’t breed horses, just buys and sells, and he deeply doesn’t want to deal with the snark of Gyro AND Johnny AND Caesar AND Joseph. So he settled for getting a job working for Marnie, herding cattle, and was displeased to find how often Johnny was there. There have been very vocal arguments about proper horse raising technique. Marnie just watched, drinking tea.

Joseph and Lisa Lisa live in a nice little house in the forest between the beachfront and town proper. Lisa’s husband died in the war and it took all of her strength not to enlist--mostly at the insistance of Erina and Johnathan that she needed to stay with the family. 

i don’t know how to play with the fmaily trees to make all the jojo’s exist in town but i will fucking try

also consider: Bruno living on the beach as a fisherman because gdi he deserves peace.

#mok thoughts #stardew valley #jojo's bizarre adventure #crossovers