#but sadly that's not the case

[navybrat817]

*me trying to keep up with the boops* 😂

#navybrat rambles #tumblr #boop #case of the mondays #i don't really wanna do the work today #yes lovelies #i sadly have to work #boo and hiss #adulting is a scam #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends #boop boop

[moeblob]

Me, too, Blade. Me. Too.

(I am taking donations to buy a gigantic $250 stuffed cheeseburger. It's giant. I want it. I will never obtain it. I saw it in a shop window and..... wow. Big.)

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #kafka #you guys this thing was fucking huge but i cant spend 250 on it lmao #also the way to tell i love characters or a game a lot is by if i draw them being stupid #i love blade so much hes so funny and suffering.... #do not actually give me money to buy a giant burger #i walk around and its so big and i am so small #i would have to actually drive my car just to put a giant stuffed burger in it #there is absolutely no way i can even hold this thing on the way home #i have in fact told my sister this very sadly before i found out the price this morning #i was lamenting last night over giant borger in window........ i want it....... #then i saw the price and was like WELP guess not lol #ill post art for a different fandom later hopefully but this was super important to me to draw #specifically with these characters #worst case scenario i fail my own self inflicted october challenge of a different series each day #but hsr gets two days worst case scenario which isnt bad #im so sorry to anyone who wants to look at mr blade in serious situations i am incapable of serious

[meowm1x]

not gonna lie i abSOLUTELY cackled like a hyena at this

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #just in case anyone doesnt know: wtnv crew were sadly at dashcon #and they walked bc they werent paid and thats how we got the infamous 'extra hour in ballpit' as compensation

[merverelli]

dec 2023 - jan 2019 - sept 2017

its a redraw of a redraw!

(psst: here's a speedpaint if you're interested! https://youtu.be/9nn73oxU7eg)

#antisepticeye #jacksepticeye #septicart #gone back to my roots: smashing one interest into the other #ngl i was always scared of doing a second redraw of the 2019 art in case there was no difference between that one or the new one LMFAO #i basically dumped everything major that happened into the desc of the speedpaint so heres sparknotes version: #i graduated uni a second time lmfao #i got a temp contract job that fuckin ruled and i miss it #so now hopefully i can do more art (this is not a legally binding promise sadly) #thanks for sticking around! love u #just like art

[rickety-goose]

finally met (one of) the man that's been making my mutuals go wild

#post and flee #listen i got the quest speak with haurchefant or something and went #OMG no way im gonna meet THe HAurCHeFAnT??!?!? #startruck even if i didn't know him yet #like sir i've heard so much about you #blorbo through secondhand media exposure #saw the nose and understood everything #not my best work sadly #still pretty art blocked. so another 3/4 quarter face with my classic intense gaze it is :'( #also. while looking for references i... Saw Stuff. might have spoiled myself about something. who would've thought google image wasn't safe #but hopefully not :) surely not right? :) #everything is gonna be just fine :) #haurchefant greystone #ffxiv #ffxiv spoilers #<< just in case #all this haurchefant talk aside nobody warned me about cid hi hello #art goose

[sculkshrieking]

happy life series exchange day everyone :] here's my gift for Neb!!

in which Scar and Grian, owners of the Red Velvet Keep coffee shop, pull a little prank on two of the owners of the neighboring nightclub Renchanting (affectionately dubbed the Broken Hearts Club) <3

#lifefanworkexchange #3rd life #third life #life series #grian #goodtimeswithscar #inthelittlewood #rendog #3lsmp #hi Neb if you're reading this i wasn't sure how to tag you bc your username's no longer showing up on tumblr :( #in any case i hope you like the gift!! <3 #double life #dlsmp #renchanting's got two names bc i couldn't figure out which i liked more #be sure pearl's there too #i just remembered the bhc name too late to add her in sadly #my art

[kandavers]

you have that one amazingly angsty drawing of radioapple. It’s the one where Luci says “you can break my heart, it’s only yours to break” or something like that and alastor admits that they are only in a relationship because he has ulterior motives. What are his motives?

btw it literally made me SOB. Love your art sm <3

Oh, to be completely honest I did not think that far! I just wanted to project HAHAHA

If I were to think of something on the spot, said "motive" would probably be: he wants to Take Over Hell, and what better way to do that than to strike the Ruler himself?

...something like that. Not very set on it, but yeah!

#alastor wouldnt have told #lucifer he had ult motives if he didnt care about him even a little bit #kanrambles #ask #radioapple #secret story in the tags #when i was with my disgusting ex i said the same thing lucifer did. #oh how i was so madly in love with him. #sadly for my case he *did* ruthlessly break my heart. #i might even say my heart was shattered! #so that angst comic was just me going “what if he just told me he was going to hurt me? would i feel any better about it?” #that comic ended on a sliiiightly hopeful note too because some people in the reply said #so yeah! #i'm hopeful too #i'm not evil #i dont want lucifer to go through the same hurt i did. #sometimes i thank god that im not depressed or else that would have been the last youve seen of me tbh 💀 #alastor and lucifer will continue to love one another #they'll get the love i deserved but never got :')

[i-am-a-fan]

Wukong: You guys act like you’ve never infiltrated someone’s conscious mind.

*THIS IS A FAN ART*

Edit: Fake Episode Synopsis

#Remember when I said I was really hoping for specific lmk episodes? well i tried my hand at this concept art #This would be the dream episode! #sadly i’m very mentally ill and have created the whole plot of the episode in my head #i doubt anyone would take this as an actual leak but just in case someone does #lego monkie kid #lmk #my art #monkie kid #lmk fanart #lego monkey kid sun wukong #lmk mk #lmk wukong #click for better quality

[supertyphoon-kai]

I saw this pre-Fontaine Archon Quest animatic for the first time and Furina having her powers and toying around with it, and dual-wielding blades to direct her Hydro 👀

Also I love the idea of NeuviFuri being the type of immortals who scoff at the human experience — Neuvillette being cold and detached while Furina finds it entertaining to toy and mingle with them. Though that is quite hypocritical of them, for they, too, show the same "faults" that they mock humanity for. They are no strangers to love, sorrow, fear, and anger, because they couldn't help bringing those emotions out of each other.

#neuvifuri #furina #neuvillette #arlecchino #i didn't mention The Knave but she's there too #genshin impact #kai rumbles #in canon though. furina really did bring the humanity out of neuvillette #and had furina not needed to act around him. neuvillette would've been a safe space to explore hers #sadly that's not the case #the closer neuvi got. the more distance furina put between them

[peteytheparrot]

Once the Dogman movie releases Petey WILL become a Tumblr sexyman I’m calling it

#If dogman were more popular with an older audience he’d be one rn but sadly that is not the case #IM CALLING IT!!! IM THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY THIS GRAHHH- #Idk why my Dogman fixation is coming back rn smh #Dogman #petey the cat

[retracexcviii]

Memoire 60 Omake

Hello there.

Sorry I am late with this, this weekend was full Barbenheimer so I didn't have time to appreciate the chapter. This time the edit and translations are mine, it won't be perfect.

Repost with credits.

#vanitas no carte #vnc #the case study of vanitas #memoire 60 #spoilers #omake #edits #my edit #translation #my translation #sadly #at least this time I made you wait for real

[tabbi-mysteries]

Episodes 1-601 Mouri Ran's Wardrobe!

+Films 1-14 & OVAs 1-10 & Lupin TV Special & Magic Files 2-4

(Better quality images under the cut)

The next update is here! We're at the beginning of what I'm dubbing pastel era Ran it's really cool to see the colours and style change as time goes on to be honest I hope you find it as fascinating as I do!

Let me know your favourites / least favourites in the tags / comments!

The new addition this time is her Joke Cards, the Magic Files and the TV special, I hope from now on (unless I've made mistakes!) that I won't need to go back and insert an outfit into the older eras any more as I go forward. (Fingers crossed!)

P.S saying that I'm still willing to include merch/promotional art looks if people know of a resource that documents those!

Okay to be perfectly honest I'm still worried Tumblr will fudge with the quality of these images, I have plans later to do collections (I.e uniforms, swimwear, nightwear etc. to show those off in groups and see how they've changed but if you want to see any outfit in better quality shoot me a message and I can post it on it's own! There's just no way to get around having to group them up currently :(

#dcmk #detective conan #mouri ran #ran #detco #case closed #usual disclaimer on colours/shoes etc if refs were difficult I have taken my best guess #personal new favs include the 576 the halloween joke card (I don't do it justice here as a sketch sadly) #also 602 I have been awaiting you!!! #Also vibing with 611 too tbh #510's ED cardigan looks soooo cozy tho I want that #537 & 538 Lupin Special princess dresses are also very pretty! #least fav is maybe 509 the colours just feel muddy but that's kinda how they look in show :(

[blueblurseptember]

suddenly feeling very ill after interpreting tianlang-jun and su xiyan's relationship and qijiu's as foils to bingqiu's. all three relationships suffered greatly because of a horrific big misunderstanding, aggravated further by a lack of communication thereafter.

su xiyan, yue qingyuan, and shen yuan are all similar in their decision not to communicate the truth out of guilt, believing that they have failed and have (though unwillingly) abandoned their loved one thus deserve no forgiveness, just suffering.

meanwhile, the common denominator between tianlang-jun, shen jiu, and binghe is the self-loathing born out of the fact that despite the perceived betrayal of their loved one, forgiveness still won out (even before they knew of the truth and received the apology they were due) and the love they feel have persevered.

unfortunately for tianlang-jun and su xiyan, tianlang-jun didn't even get to find out the truth in the original plot, and it had simply been too late in the svsss universe.

same goes for qijiu, shen jiu doesn't get to find out the truth in pidw. meanwhile, yue qingyuan musters the courage to confess his truth too late in svsss; the shen qingqiu that awoken from that one qi deviation all those years ago is no longer the same one he'd loved—which interestingly can be, in some way, paralleled with how shen yuan initially believed that the luo binghe who emerged from the abyss is no longer his beloved white lotus binghe and thus his own lack of attempt to ask forgiveness and explain his actions to binghe upon his return.

#svsss #bingqiu #bingyuan #qijiu #tianxi #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #yue qingyuan #shen jiu #tianlang jun #su xiyan #brain dump #the brainworms are acting up again i am unwell #realization came to me after suddenly remembering a hualian/tgcf meta i've read months ago #sadly it seems like i didnt get to bookmark or reblog it so i can't link but if anyone knows which meta i'm talking about feel free to hmu #it's a meta about how in tgcf hualian is surrounded by pairs of almost similar flavors but have met tragic / bad ends #anyway that meta forced a space for itself in my pea brain and would simply occasionally surface my consciousness to feed my brainworms #category of brainworms it's able to feed expanded after i've realized the whole pattern is also observable in mdzs (and now svssss too) #my case is terminal im afraid godddd

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Propaganda:

For Vanoe: "vanitas promised his canon love interest, as a romantic gesture, that if she started to become a monster, he would kill her so she wouldn't have to suffer. and then later when discussing how vanitas will eventually turn into a monster himself, he said he wants noe to kill him when that time comes. pretty yuri. also i'm a lesbian and i like them"

"Idk they have such a homoerotic shoujo manga dynamic but they're guys. Or maybe not that much but you gotta admit this would be exquisite yuri if they were girls. Noé the gothic romance heroine etc etc"

For Wenzhou: "Basically in their family unit Wen Kexing is the wife but Zhou Zishu is the mom. Also there are lots of genderbends of them around but the best ones are those where Wen Kexing goes super hard on femme but Zhou Zishu deadass has the same personality and appearance - like shoutout to those artists/writers u r the real ones. Also lesbian Zishu still being called "husband" by Wen Kexing, mwah chef's kiss! He would SO be a butch."

"Wen Kexing is compared to a wife twice in the show and at least once in the book iirc. Canon malewife + wears red eyeshadow and rocks a red robe in his Ghost Valley Master getup + his husband is an emo assassin, they are so incredibly yuri even if they're guys"

For Ineffable Husbands: "Well due to neil mentioning that they was plans for a fem presenting 1960s scene of the two of them that never ended up happening, there's a lot of fanart of that. Plus, they are an angel and a demon, and both technically don't follow the gender rules of humans and many other species on earth, so while they do present very masculine throughout the show, they could be any gender and therefore they seem very fitting for this.(I do apologize as I don't quite understand what guy Yuri is despite your definition so I am guessing and have no clue if they count."

"Looks like m/m on first glance but they don't actually really have gender and Crowley dresses as a woman for a good few years canonically"

"theyre male presenting in the show but they dont really have gender so they could be wlw if they wanted to"

"While both characters spend most of their time presenting as male, they are supernatural beings without any real sex or gender. Crowley appears as a woman multiple times, and one scrapped scene included both Aziriphale and Crowley as women in the 1960s. Additionally, it’s very common to find “Ineffable Wives” fanworks, with both characters appearing as women. As well as having been an immensely popular fandom ship for many years, it has been confirmed that Aziriphale and Crowley are canonically in love with each other."

"Regularly turned into women in fanart. Both Aziraphale and Crowley are incredibly gender. They have been together in some sort of way for 6000 years. Heavy yearning. Cringefail. Divorced and married at the same time. Literally an angel and a demon. What more could you want?"

"theyre literally genderless and can be anything ever!!!"

"Their genders are ineffable and they have hopelessly pined for centuries"

#guy yuri round 1 #vanitas no carte #good omens #word of honor #the case study of vanitas #vanoe #noe archiviste #vanitas #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #wen kexing #zhou zishu #wenzhou #faraway wanderers #(1 submitter asked me to use the Thai cover of Faraway Wanderers but i couldn't find it sadly) #(the original cover it is then) #(can't quite tell if this pose is flirting or fighting but with Wenzhou it's one and the same anyway) #guy yuri poll

[narklos]

this is the half-life mod of all time (mod here btw)

#half life #video #shitpost #SUBNORMAAAAL #cw: slurs #just in case. it's the r-slur but that's typical of toxic cs players sadly

[emotionaldisaster909]

okay so

Hua Cheng is Hu Tao

Here’s why:

1. Butterflies (obviously)

2. Ghosts (obviously)

3. Fire (breathe if you think HC is Fire Master)

4. OP AS HELL??? I pulled her on accident and she’s only lvl60 when world needs 90 but she’s A SERIAL KILLER. A MASS MURDERER.

5. Free, fast, furious and fascinating style of fighting

6. Self-harm much (and self-heal later)

7. Chinese much

8. First letter H

9. Literally died like 800 times already

10. Everyone is scared of them, and for a good reason, but they are sweet precious babies

#i rest my case #and i will draw fafa in those shorts just you wait #sadly those two don’t match in personality at all #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #hualian #hua cheng #tgcf thoughts #heaven officials blessing #tgcf shitpost #genshin #hu tao #genshin impact #genshin thoughts #genshin shitpost #mo xiang tong xiu #mxtx