#but ppl have their own scent thats just them idk

[hijackalx]

*SOME DURGE QUEST SPOILERS*

***NONCON AND DRUG USE MENTIONS***

GORTASH SFW HEADCANONS:

ok to start i think when he was a prisoner his hair got rlly long and unkept and he hateddd it so the minute he escaped he chopped that shit off himself and thats why its so unruly lol (*EDIT he always cuts his own hair is what im sayin)

this man is such a taurus like everything about him screams taurus. has a taurus stellium fosho

would listen to superheaven

hes also sooo jenny by studio killers, disco man by remi wolf, happiness by the 1975 coded with Durge 😩😩

with durge hes also giving bf that ur dad hates but like thats canon. i think he likes that hes able to influence durge to the point that they rebel lol. the type of boy u run away with when ur younger

probably BLASTED jet black heart by 5SOS on repeat when Durge disappeared LMFAOO

also i kind of feel like the fearless buff to his clothing is more an insight to his character rather than him needing magic to not be fearful bcz he literally got the shit beat out of him everyday and lived in HELL how can he not be desensitized to everything at that point 😭😭😭 it does not get much worse than that my boy

hes so thique like hes just a big boned dude. tiddies SO fat too EUGH + thick shoulders/arms. he feels so warm and safe i just know it i just KNOW it gurl

also idk if it was supposed to happen but in my latest playthrough during the fight with him he dropped his bow and just started beating the shit out of us 😭😭😭😭 all hands baby like WHAT 😭😭 so i like to think thats his preferred method of fighting idk if thats canon tho i feel like i seen somebody talking abt that before but mightve just been another hc

occasionally does drugs. likes the ones that make him feel really elated (idk what theyre called in bg3 its some kind of dust or something) ALSO HC THAT HE WAS ON SOMETHING WHEN HE WROTE RHAT FUCKED UP NOTE TO FRANC (WAS THAG HIS NAME U GUYS KNOW THE NOTE) HE WAS OBVIOJSLY TRIPPING BALLSSSSS

lots of body hair…… everywhere……. straight and black body hair. that is so sexy to me let me smell the pheromones in your armpits king LMFAO (i think theres something wrong with me)

going off of rhat yes i think he smells good (DIVINE, even) as a woman that is feral and in heat all the time. but to normal ppl he may smell kind of weird. not STINKY stinky but like when u dont shower and ur natural scent starts to mix with the perfume/cologne ur wearing SORRY 😭😭😭 im trying to be realistic here. or maybe like when u wake up and didnt shower the night before and u can still smell the perfume/cologne u put on yesterday. basically what im saying is he might need to shower

hes just so masculine it drives me crazy I LOVE MEN !!!!!!!!!! I LOVE EEENERM. ME E WN

love language:

giving = lowkey getting acts of service vibes here but u didnt hear it from me 🤫🤐 gift giving too. tav is just his widdle babie and he wants to make sure theyre the happiest they can be 🥺😩

receiving = acts of service LMAO give and get back type of shit

relationship wise i think he is the most doting and sweetest person. like tav will never have to worry abt anything ever again bcz he will handle everything. takes care of them cuz they are his king/queen 😌

GORTASH NSFW HEADCANONS:

yeah going off that last hc he is sweet outside the bedroom but a menace in it. its just the way he is. its probably exhausting too 😩 like if u ask him to be gentler/less intense he will try for a while but probably wont enjoy it as much. he doesnt like to hold back.

i WILL say tho ☝🏻🤨 i think when he gets close to finishing he gets a little more soft/loving. he just has to get his badness out first yall its fine

HIGH libido wants to smash all the time. he also (POSSIBLE NONCON MENTION !!!!!!!) thinks that since ur his u should be willing to give it up whenever he wants it. (NONCON MENTION OVER) i think in the bedroom he sees u as a servant even if ur considered his equal normally. like hes a chosen of bane he has to feel like he has control over u in SOME way

can be selfish depending on his mood. sometimes he doesnt see u as anything other than a toy (lowkey hard for me to admit but i NEVA LIE GIRLS !!!!! 🙅🙅🙅) like can be such a fucking asshole about it too

BUT !!! when he is feeling generous he is soooo generous. EUGH like he will make sure u enjoy urself!!!! probably multiple times !!!!!!!!!!!!

dont know why nobody else has said he has a daddy kink. so obvious like call him daddy ms thing he will nut so hard. oh corruption kink too. like can u imagine Durge being so innocent when they first met cuz they were never allowed to get close to anybody and hes just sooo into it HELLO i got to write that fic NEOW

omg breeding kink too give him heirs. will fuck the shitttt out of u in a mating press. probably comes a lot too almost impossible not to get pregnant with him LMAO

likes to pick u up and fuck u. manhandling king. also will do the faerun equivalent to coke and wants u to do it w him then fuck nasty afterwards

i feel like he doesnt last an extremely long time. 15-20 mins is THE MOST youre getting out of him lol he just gets very excited (which is lowkey kind of cute??)

do i even have to say that this man is packing schmeat. heavy dick. heavy balls. allow me to bear some of that weight for u my liege 🤲🏻🧎

ORIN BONUS ????:

mostly nsfw

ok i didnt originally plan to add orin but listen….. gortash is a charismatic guy….. imagine orin was into him too LISTEN ! like shes jealous asf of Durge in that sense too not just bcz of them being bhaal’s fav. like when i think abt them i just am getting a vibe okay. this trio……..

every time she sees gortash and Durge acting close and doing all their yucky lovesick shit she just gets soooo mad. now imagine she shifts into Durge to get gortash to fuck her. yeah… yall seeing the vision? would he ever find out ?? imagine that was why he hates orin so much?? he doesnt want to tell Durge (cuz thats cheating hes not a cheater duh 🙄 plus hes scared theyll be mad at him) and thats why his explanations as to why he hates orin are so vague

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #enver gortash #x reader #gortash #gortash x durge #gortash x tav #gortash x reader #headcanons #bg3 headcanons #my headcanons #dark urge x gortash

[juni-ravenhall]

sso's candle, and jumping into the ai bubble for publicity and investment

so yasmin told me to write about this bc not everyone might realise it. its a bit of a long topic so prepare. for legal reasons this is all my personal opinion :3

first off - the sso candle doesnt actually have anything to do with ai. i just wanna get that out of the way. i will come back to this later.

the sso candle ai promotional event is 2 things to me. one is, "probably someone at the company knew someone at the other company bc why else would this specific random collab ever happen" (and theyre not even a candle company? its a perfume company?)

but the other thing which is the main thing, is that we've entered the ai boom, or ai economic bubble. before this there was a crypto bubble, there's sort of been a mobile bubble, and we have the old classic dotcom bubble. summary of tech bubble is, a new shiny thing in tech makes ppl go OOOH!! I WILL THROW MY INVESTMENT MONEY AT THAT!! I BETTER HURRY AND NOT MISS THE TRAIN!! IM GOING TO GET FILTHY RICH BY INVESTING IN THE FUTURE!!! and many of these ppl dont actually understand the tech, and can therefore be exploited by startups or new projects targetting these investors, by just saying "we use the shiny thing that is the future and will make people rich".

just like the dotcom and crypto bubbles, everything that has "ai" in it is currently getting lots of attention both from media and from investors. things that are about "ai" are currently like "wow! youre using modern tech and this is the future!" and for all those ppl who dont know that much about ai or tech, or tech ppl who are easily influenced, it makes companies look cool and modern and forward if they include that current shiny thing.

what does sse achieve by making promotional vids and posts about an ai candle? attention from media and potential investors. the playerbase doesnt care. their target audience arent ppl who generally care much about ai, or even support its usage in creative fields.

they also count on that the playerbase wont be mad enough about it bc most players dont rly care or understand. which is prob going to be an accurate prediction. so they dont especially lose on it unless theres a genuine uproar, but even then, theres a lot of space in "genuine uproar" that still results in "no such thing as bad publicity".

so, thats my perspective on why sse did the ai candle thing. publicity for investors and the industry and media. it helps both sse and the little weird "ai" (side eyes) scent company who both get ai bubble points here. its completely unrelated to what players want or care about (and as many have said, players actually do want to buy things from sse - like plushies and other merch).

now to the last point. the candle isn't even ai, and it's really just an ai boom trending word thing for attention.

some ppl on ssoblr dont really understand what ai is or how it works, or how its already been in use for a long time. im not really gonna explain all of that but i do ask you to like... watch a video or read a wikipedia article or something and please educate yourself on what ai is and isnt. anyway,

supposedly this company feeds pictures into whatever ai model theyre supposedly using. the ai supposedly spits out things like "sunshine :) dirt :) chupacabra :)" from the customers phone pics and then actual perfumers mix blends based on what the ai supposedly told them from the pics.

idk if ur catching on here but, there are trained perfumers here who have seen the customers' pics with their own human eyes. they humanly blend scents based on the content of pics theyve humanly seen. (unless all perfumers at the company are also blind and the ai is their only way to find out whats in the pics, and if so, power to them, ofc.) and, at best, an ai has supposedly told them some generic image analysis terms, which are unlikely to be very helpful to the art of scent design.

there is absolutely nothing the supposed ai is actually doing here. theres no reason for it to be here. it contributes nothing to the process. exceeeeeppppttttt..... clicks!!!! articles. videos. wow! crazy ai scents! wow! ai horse candle!! thats crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so future!!!!!!!!!!

the scent company is a classic tech bubble startup (allegedly from my perspective in my opinion). they dont even use ai (allegedly from my perspective in my opinion). they want a quick buck for looking like a modern futuristic business to the FOMO investors who fall for this every single time theres new shiny tech (allegedly from my perspective in my opinion). and sse collabs with them for pretty much the same reason (allegedly from my perspective in my opinion).

#ssoblr #sso #star stable online

[violexides]

im gnna rb this after bc ive gotten a few askz abt it but n e wayz i had thiz gf n she waz liek. yk. a person. she started off v funne n playful but then she lowk?? got mean but she waz nice 2 me n i had a low self esteem so i waz liek awesome babyyy

anywayz she rlly liked gore n horror n shit which waz cool then liek a few monthz intonour relationship she goez i think i have a blood kink n im liek. Huh n to clarify mare and mare's followerz, i do NAWT kink shame but maybe i should have. i was liek Thatz Interesting Hunny and i tried 2 push it out my mind bc uhm. IDK !!! she said she fet like she waz a bad person j i waz liek?? Why bc itz a Kink and itd be like consensual and she waz like i dunno n i said Okay

anywayz SHE STARTZ SENDING ME GORE. like not. not horror gore like REAL SHIT and im like hey ahahahahah these r like real people agahahaha why are you sending these ahahahah THEN SHE GASLIT ME INTO THINKING I WAX TERRIBLE FOR NOT LETTING HER EXPRESS HERSELF !!!! and i waz liek ok sorry:( and then itz our hmm i wanna say sixth month lil milestone then she dropz thst she ACTUALLY wantz 2 be a cannibal. Liek real.

and im like. Hah. What. n she goez yayaya pls dont think differently of ke i have standardz. STANDARDZ FOR PPL SHE WANTZ 2 EATTTT !!!! WHAT .... im liek what the hell n she sayz thst she would never eat me lile BITCH I HOPE NOT !!! but yeah uhm. idk tbh i thougut it was a phase !!!! but lowk she just got worse as a person too (besidez the cannibal stuff) and i eventually waz like woah youre a bad person AND A CANNIBAL and i broke it off after a year but thru the time she would like ???? drink her OWN blood ig???? IDK WHY

she asked me one time for some if id be comfortable and i. DID NAWT give her aby bc i was FREAKED OIT and she said i was dramatic but yeah idk how shez doing she probably did eat n kill someone by now bc ong she said shed eat her own finger if she could n i waz like ok.

therez a shit ton of other thingz i have but too lazy to type them out but i got kore if thiz iz interesting enough

THISNEDED AFTER ONE YEAR?????A WHOLEYEARR WITH MS CANNIBAL............you are literally the most misforunate soul on this plaent thats so freaky like...

this is. that's. idk what i expected when i heard Cannibal Ex but holy shit that is one Cannibal Ex right htere!!!! I guess I can't talk mad shit here because while nobody ive ever dated has been at THAT LEVEL my current gf relaly likes blood for some reason but like she's pretty normal about that she just think it has a nice scent ???? idk she's normal THIS IS NOT NORMAL .

cannot get over her saying she has standards for her cannibalism like ok ms ethics ms law and order....LIKE WHAT IS THIS BEHAIVORR HELLO????

#ides.ask #cannibalism tw #gore tw #blood tw #ask to tag #body horror tw #LIKE OK WE DON'T KINKSHAME IN THESE PARTS UR RIGHT. THIS IS VERY DIFFERENT THOUGH. #trinket HOW do you find these people what!!!! #i feel like you always have such insane stories and like i adore them and i care u so bad but how does this keep HAPPENING #that is traumatizing horrifying and so fucking. like. bewildering

[abel-oc]

OK I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT ABEL so im filling in these OC question posts from forever ago. This one from user @/ jovishark (some deleted if non applicable) under cut bcuz there is like 50 !! 

1. Are they happy with their body? 

YEAH he knows hes hot. he would probably want slightly more muscle but def wouldn’t actually do any work to get it. only exercise is walking and fucking 

2. Do they have any secret piercings or tattoos?

his piercings aren’t a secret (ears tounge nips and cock ( frenulum ill draw it eventually)

3. Do they collect anything?

designer shit.. he doesn’t have a lot of space to put things otherwise so mainly clothes and makeup etc. prob a few fancy bags.Not quite like those birkin people on instagram though they are scary ! 

4. What is their favorite music genre?

THIS IS SO HARD prob like jazzy pop ish music?? hes an Italian in the 90s-2000s.. so he would have heard eurodisco.. much to think about. Probably music you can sleazy dance to 

5. What music genre, if any, do they hate the most?

i think ambient music would make him bored!! 

6. What is their phone background/lock screen?

he has like a flip phone. I am making the setting before smartphones because he would be too scary equipped with tinder. so prob a defaulty one or like the kind of all over logo prints on fancy bags

7. What is their shoe size?

well his cock is pretty big i think. thats what we’re really asking isnt it 

8. Do they have a favorite fabric or texture?

leather and silk! 

9. Do they have a favorite professional sport?

i think he hates sports. all of them

10. How do they decorate their living space?

I think he has a really small room so its probably on the minimal / classy spectrum. It’d be mostly clean with nice furniture but I think a lot of his really bougie stuff isn’t on display all the time since I think ppl from the church might go in sometimes 

11. Are they messy, or do they clean up?

room is clean but i think in other peoples spaces he would be MESSY.. just inconsiderate. bitchass

12. What’s their preferred sleeping position?

he would never admit it but little spoon ⭐

13. Did they have a favorite comfort item as a child?

when he was young I dont think he owned much stuff because he was being a nun more properly. maybe some books ?? idk !!! 

14. Do they have a favorite period in history?

He’d like baroque art i think but i dont think he would care as much culturally ! not a history person 

15. Can they cook? What’s their favorite thing to make?

he can prob manage absolute basics but thinks cooking is for losers. He buys all his food! hes a regular at probably like every cafe and restaurant ever

16. What food do they hate eating?

hes probably bad with spicy food! 

18. What was their worst injury?

He probably did too many blood sacrifices on his palms and couldnt pick stuff up for a few days. Has probably happened more than once

21. Can they dance? Do they like to?

HE DEF CAN probably good at like formal party kinda waltzy things. but he can probably do a real good club type sleazy dance and lapdancing. Probably some non advanced pole he probably joins some of Holly’s pole classes which I just decided she goes to

24. What kind of cake or birthday treat would they prefer?

big fancy cake! the kind that has a few macarons on top 

25. What is their favorite animal?

probably cats! 

26. Do they wear perfume/cologne? What is their favorite scent?

wears a LOT i went and tested YSL Y EDP for him and he wears that its perfect. Besides not being out in the correct time period but lets forget that. I like the apple / ginger / pepper on him

27. What smell do they hate the most?

any dirt / filth + cheapass perfume 28. What sound do they hate the most?

probably crying kids / babies.. he would ask them to shut up 😭

29. What video game would appeal to them the best?

HEs not a GAMER... if the DS was out when i think this is set maybe some of the really normie ones like 100 classic books or some animal crossing (holly would play that and make him) 

30. How would they relax on a day off/rainy day?

wake up late, go eat breakfast / lunch at cafe, go shopping for a while, go home and watch some TV, find someone with enough money to take him out to dinner then bang him if he feels like working, then go sneak into the church and summon something to attempt to fuck, then go to sleep alone  

31. Are they combative? What is their fighting style?

would avoid fighting directly but is violent lol, if he needed to he would be all kicks and mindgames, the full gaslight gatekeep flirt with people to make them drop guard 

32. Would they be the one to start an argument?

starts but ALSO has to finish. Thinks he’s always right about everything.

33. What is their personal style? Favorite outfit?

kind of gothic high fashion, mainly black! Shoes always louis’ with the red on the bottom. will NOT wear cheap or even midprice clothes. Does wear nun clothes sometimes mainly for fun / debauchery 

34. Do they have a dream job?

God

35. What do they do if they can’t fall asleep?

wank or just stay up plagued by the Thoughts 

36. Do they wear makeup regularly? If they don’t, would they consider wearing any?

ALWAYS he wears Dior eyeshadow + nars deepthroat and some kind of pencil eyeliner. doesn’t need mascara his eyelashes just like that. Also probably has to conceal bad eyebags. Bad habit of sleeping in makeup even though he detests it for himself 

37. Do they prefer to be really cold or really warm?

cold! hates being sweaty

39. Can they drive? What vehicles are they licensed to operate?

can drive im still picking vehicle maybe a benz or rols royce. but he would have to keep it in Holly’s garage because he doesn’t have one. He probably mainly just walks around though hes a local guy 

40. Do they believe in true love? Have they experienced it?

NO he thinks he is too good for love and doesn't think hes been in love. doesn’t realise he wants it

41. Are they married? Do they want to be?

NO very single. probably wants to get married but from an aesthetic / party / being the center of attention perspective 

42. If they have siblings, do they like any of them? Would they rather be an only child?

has none! but doesn’t want any either i think

43. What do they think is their worst quality? What is their actual worst quality?

He isn’t actually very self aware so he probably thinks hes perfect. This may be his worst quality

44. Do they lie often? Are they good at it?

CONSTANTLY to an art

45. Are they good at keeping secrets?

NO he will tell anyone anything especially if its incriminating or dramatic 

46. How do others see them? How accurate is it to how they really are?

people would have a good first impression since he acts classy and suave and sexy but when you talk to him for more than an evening or two its REALLY clear hes awful to talk to

48. What are they most afraid of?

he thinks nothing but probably getting close to someone 💖 

49. Would they ever kill anybody?

without much of a thought ! he just hasn’t needed to so far. 

THESE R FUN. I MIGHT DO MORE 

#question posts

[seijch]

bitches make one post about suna in the smoke grays and suddenly it turns into a full round of headcanons...

content warning. drug use (vaping)

TERUSHIMA: man i swear do NOT put this man on the aux!!!!!! some ppl do not believe in paying for a streaming service and i hate to break it to you but yuuji is one of them,,, Want A Break From The Ads? If You Tap Now To Watch A Short Video, You’ll Receive Thirty Minutes Of Ad Free Music type beat... its not even worth it at this point 🤮🤮🤮 his pre-work fits always go hard. shops exclusively on stockx and buys apparel from the store if he fucks w it (and when it goes on sale ... original retail price kinda expensive tho). surprisingly good w the elderly? no one expects it from him but he ALWAYS gets compliments from them and no one else ever wants to deal w the crabby old people so they send him in for a quick and easy sale 🤝🏻

SUNA: ALWAYS vaping in the back. if youre near him in the stockroom hell blow the smoke in your face. punch him. do it. this is the aisle where there are no cameras. BIG sneakerhead but doesnt like to answer questions nskdfsd you could b asking him if a shoe is good for running nd he hits you w that “idk i just work here” and WALKS AWAY. like i KNOW you work here bitch thats the fucking point!!!! his shoe game is always on point so he always gets questions since people think he knows what hes talking abt (he does,, But 😐😐😐)

SHIRABU: at the register. designated cashier, only here because tuition does NOT pay itself... air max supremacist; owns three pairs of air max 270s in the most BASIC colorways 😐 judges customers when they walk in. if he sees someone trying to fake flex he WILL gag. once saw a man and his son with the toyota logo hanging from their matching gold chains and hasnt recovered since.

KOGANEGAWA: gets LOST in the stockroom and is always 🧍‍♂️ when he does. compliments the scent of whatever flavor puff bar suna blows into his face. isnt in the work gc when he first gets hired bc he has an android NJKSDSA but eventually upgrades and is welcomed in (but overuses animojis unironically.....baby please youre embarrassing us). absolute king. one of the best sellers on the floor during back to school season; the mans a high-five machine!! the kids love him. (as they should!)

ATSUMU: gets confused for yuuji from behind a LOT and bitch if this doesnt PISS HIM OFF!!!!!!! youd rlly think that having another person out there w the same exact face as you would train you to handle this shit better but guess not bc tsumu gets SO mad he stomps off to the back and has to 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ for a bit..... osamu works at the food place two doors down and tells all the cashiers to make him pay full price, fuck a mall discount SDJAKDA there are too many pictures on his ig story of him and suna (reluctantly taken by aran) holding shoes to their ears like theyre the latest iphone. someone stop them before i reach thru the screen and shit in their shoes.

KINDAICHI: originally started working just to make money and knew NOTHING about shoes but bitch did he get INTO IT!!!! yeezy or bust, baby!!!!!! his go to work shoes are the tail lights but he also owns the desert sages (among others). his bank acc is NOT HAPPY,,, homie spends more money than he makes at his shitty minimum wage job 😭 once he learned the Shoe Lore he rlly came into his own as a solid seller but i would not be lying if i said before then he was on stock duty ....

ARAN: mvp of the store!!! gets along w the kids, gets along w the older folks, can hold a conversation w the sneakerheads, you name it hes got it !!!!!! on track to become an assistant manager if he so chooses -- the manager is alr begging him to come on full time but he doesnt wanna tie himself down to a life of selling shoes, yk? has people coming to the store just to see HIM like its a fucking host club. admittedly not as into shoes as someone like suna or tanaka,, definitely knows how to appreciate a Good Shoe but is halfway between a casual and a Full Sneakerhead tbh...

TANAKA: you wouldnt believe it but he is the KING of shoecare, both in usage and in sales! doesnt care as much when it comes to his regular old volleyball asics but when hes at work or out on the town? the flex is honestly UNREAL...catch him slacking, i dare you. shits on anyone who buys a team jordan like ,,, ok gatekeeper! his collection of retro jordans reaches almost concerning levels and refuses to sell any of them. he hasnt worn a good third of them, either (hes waiting for That Moment, whatever the fuck THAT means). only slightly above terushima when it comes to aux privileges. (theres also a video of him in the stockroom wearing nothing but booty shorts at the top of a ladder lipsyncing the lyrics to chandelier by sia. dont ask.)

BOKUTO: THE customer service guy. he spends small amounts of money like nobodys business but is lowkey scared of big purchases... drops $15 for food eight times a week like its nothing but wont buy a pair of $180 shoes... ok. as a result his collection is nowhere near as big as some of the other guys but he treasures them all and takes very good care of them!!! knows JUST what to say to warm any kind of customer up to him (gets hit on a lot, much to the dismay of tanaka nd yuuji)... also has a lot of former customers recognize him (its the hair) and he just has to go 😃 haha hey! every time.

NISHINOYA: whenever he cant reach smth and needs to be out on the floor asap he can and WILL climb up the shelves of the stockroom like a fucking MONKEY NKSFSN 😭😭😭 the authority when it comes to shoes for running, hiking, the gym, etc. if its outdoors leave it to him! had a pair of 270s but the bubble POPPED the one time he used the ladders as he came down..........hes literally traumatized and ALWAYS brings it up whenever he shares a shift w shirabu (who has since asked to not be scheduled w noya due to a “difference in beliefs” MSFSDS)

FUTAKUCHI: ive said it before but hes one of Those People thats worked half the stores in the damn mall so he was hired as a cashier during the holiday szn and left the company a few months later. youd think hed get along w fellow cashier shirabu but 😃 the manager avoids scheduling them together unless the stores gonna be busy bc one of them is gonna wanna use “the better register” and get mad when the other claims it first .... like theyre both FUNCTIONAL arent they??? 😭😭 does NOT give a shit abt shoes!!! never even learned the stockroom, just kinda figured it out as he went along...whenever someone asks him for their size in a shoe he hands it off to someone on the floor unless he cant avoid it (but believe it or not he will always give that person the sale...unless its suna bc he knows suna doesnt give a fuck)

@wackatoshi​ jic you dont see it when it drops 😚😚

#inspired by angs hcs MWAH!!! anyway i promise im writing actual fics i just needed this OUT OF MY SYSTEM... #clearing the bowels tonite ❤ #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu headcanon #haikyuu scenario #miya atsumu #atsumu #terushima yuuji #terushima #suna rintaro #shirabu kenjiro #shirabu #koganegawa kanji #koganegawa #kindaichi yuutarou #kindaichi #aran ojiro #aran #tanaka ryuunosuke #tanaka #bokuto koutarou #bokuto #nishinoya yuu #nishinoya #futakuchi kenji #futakuchi #terushima x reader

[clockworkwhiskey]

instead of ppl asking me to do this i’m just gonna do it for the sake of being bored

Color Asks

red: describe your favorite shirt

i don’t have one but if i do, it’s prob one that makes my titties look big

orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so?

yes, to blue because that would be kinda sexy on a poc

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated

billie eilish. she’s very much appreciated but i still think she deserves more. also, arlo parks is a legitimate one

green: do you have a favourite flower?

vaginas maybe i don’t really like flowers like that

blue: preferred type of weather?

idk if this is weather but las vegas at night bc its dark n still warm bitch i THRIVE

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend

to this day by shane koyczan could make me think of everyone i’ve ever met in my whole life so theres that

magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short?

short unless i get them did okiiiiiir

turquoise: favorite sea animal?

seals, sea otters, or sea lions omg them thangs can cuddle me at night any night i love them

fuchsia: favorite land animal?

maybe hamsters but also dogs n cats idk i love all animals that aren’t bugs or reptiles

cyan: are you religious? spiritual?

religiously and spiritually that bitch

sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet?

yes

violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?

yes

amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?

one of billie eilish’s vogue shots LOL

aqua: do you thrift?

yes but not as much as i used to

pink: what's your natural hair color?

black in the winter but it gets sun bleached easily so probably brown to light brown in the summer if i get out enough

beige: have any pets? what're their names?

mason, kelso, keagan, and berry wherever they all are now. i’m a slut for adopting pets with others

black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?

i did and it lasted 2.5 days but i’ll try again when i have my own place i just really love chicken

coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct

humans before social media

grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?

english, spanish & asl but i’m not fluent in those last two so idk if that counts

maroon: do you care for clothing brands?

no

rose: favourite scent on a person?

pheromones

charcoal: have you ever been camping?

yes *gags*

claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?

yes and i’d like to be an exceptional violin player

copper: gold or silver jewelry?

silver

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?

yes n yes more peas

salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

i truthfully don’t even know

ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc)

YES

indigo: have you ever lived on a farm?

no

emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one?

yes n idk where yet but ill figure that out someday

lavender: relationship status?

i’m dating billie eilish n ashley lumba

erin: what was/is your best school subject?

math or english

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

we should all have sex with one another

fulvous: another name you think would suit you

venus 

coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about

everything

frost: a -core you enjoy

a WHAT

porcelain: an tv show you used to love

american idol or the walking dead LOL

fawn: any interesting family stories?

one christmas, the police swarmed my grandmas house cause my uncles bashed in someones knees with bats hahahahahha 

gold: do you wear your socks mismatched?

yes

honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?

yes

rust: form of art you enjoy doing?

masturbating

ginger: any sideblogs?

no

cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?

binging with babish

wine: do you have a 'type'

physically no but mentally yes

mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs

leo sun, aquarius moon, scorpio rising

blood: twin beds, queen, or king?

california king

hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink?

no but i have strong feelings towards the color pink we love her

plum: a food you've never tried

caviar

lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?

no fish

amethyst: do you collect anything?

yes

mulberry: earbuds or headphones?

earbuds for public headphones for private

azure: jean jackets?

sure

teal: have a job?

unfortunately

denim: kill the spider or take it outside?

die!!!!

sapphire: do you think you can sing well?

sometimes

mint: favourite flavour of gum?

mint

pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?

my boy - billie eilish

penny: icecream or cake

i dont like either unless its icecream from coldstone or that cheap chocolate cake w white frosting on it thats so sweet, u get cardiac arrest lol

ash: can you do your own makeup?

yes but not well

jade: ever written fanfiction?

i don’t think so

grape: how many blogs do you follow?

its in the high hundreds i think

umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat?

yes but i try not to within an hour of eating cause itll taste n feel weird

chestnut: type of phone you have

i think its an 11 pro max

prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine

chips

aquamarine: beach or pool

beach

brass: least favorite food condiment

relish

mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee?

not too much

silver: ever broken a bone?

no

rose quartz: rings or necklaces

necklaces

onyx: do you still play Minecraft?

no

burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle?

i dont think so

scarlet: favorite holiday

thanksgiving

apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash

please god no

platinum: do you follow politics?

yes

magnolia: your Instagram handle?

vincentvangoghsrightear

#Source: toasty-brain-juice

[outlier-roddy]

tag game tagged by: @necro-divergent name: kay nickname: ..... also kay? my real name is the only thing ppl have ever called me unfortunately (id love to get irl ppl to start calling me kay tho) zodiac: virgo (i told that to someone and they said “yeah makes sense” which.  What Do You Mean) height: 5'7 last time i checked! nationality: american 😔 languages: UNFORTUNATELY only english bc im white and boring favourite flower: .... ????? idk man they all look nice i dont have a favorite favourite scent: i don’t fuckin know lol, I GUESS some kind of food that’s cooking with like, garlic and shit bc that’s always the good kush favourite fictional character: MY ULTIMATE COMFORT CHARACTER... RODDY.... YOU GUYS ALL KNOW THIS BUT IN CASE U DID NOT coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: hot chocolate i guess!  they all taste various degrees of bleh dogs or cats: if i HAD to pick, cats by a very small margin-- a well trained dog would go in the same place tho number of blankets: i USED to have seven blankets in my bed that all had different jobs but ever since i got kicked out i only have two of them that i still own dream trip: oof i don’t even know.. wait yes i do to TFN to meet everyone and also peter cullen blog established: early 2019? right after the Fuckening with thatswh/yhespri/me random fact: my commute to work and school is a half hour there and a half hour back, every day :) rip my car gender: lmao gender i barely know her, etc current time: 1:39 am favourite musical artists: hozier and beyonce and also kind of sam smith but thats just bc i think they’re cute song stuck in my head: incidentally, how do you sleep by sam smith last movie i saw: that new maleficent movie.  i liked the wing ppl bc they were so great visually last thing i googled: “Lincoln weld position chart” (am currently technically cheating on a midterm) other blogs: i used to have an oc blog but when i lost interest i kind of let it die so.  no other blogs lucky number: Nine!!!  currently wearing: flannel pj pants and long sleeved t shirt that’s seen too many weld sparks  dream job: anything where i got to write for a living but keep a comfortable life where i never have to worry abt money so.  a complete dream favourite foods: god i love food so much lmao uhhh i like meat a LOT like steak and hamburgers especially but i also like mexican food or italian food, i like potatoes and i REALLY like salad, i used to eat lettuce with just italian dressing all the time  instruments: meh, i used to play viola in middle/high school but quit because i did not like it  favourite song: lmao whatever song i’ve listened to last

tagging @blizzardinferno @neptunebeetle =) i wanna get to know youse but feel free to ignore this lol

#personal tag #tag games #ty ren these are fun

[4chanbf]

All asks

Thank you Lily!!

angel; do you have a nickname?

I dont even have a name lmao, but some ppl call me Olive, that makes me so happy

awe; how old are you?

Im 13

baby; favorite color?

Black and red

bloop; spirit animal?

Rat? idk?

blossom; favorite book/movie/song?

I dont even know:/ sorry

blush; what was your stuffed animal as a child?

A cow!! i still have him i made him some kandi actually

breeze; most precious childhood memory?

Ehmm, i dont even know

bright; mermaids or fairies?

FAIRIES

bubbles; do you have a best friend?

I have some pretty close friends, but idk if i have a best friend

buttercup; showers or baths?

Showers

butterfly; dream destination?

Idk really

buttons; are you religious or spiritual?

I dont really know lol

calm; favorite scent?

Green apples are pretty nice smelling?

candlelight; what did you dream about last night?

I dont remember much, however i was in this room and it had some children in it. They were like, not born or something? Society hated all of them and they were like made wrong or something bc it was a society where ppl were made like robots? anyways they were all pretty fragile and they could die easily, i dont remember any of them but this one girl, she was around 14 years old, she was tall and pale and she had long straight hair. it was like a grayish blonde color. she didnt have any eyes but where her left eye should be there was this black bead thingy? she didnt feel very good, i think she was preparing to die actually

charming; have you ever been in love?

I dont know jcjdmxm

cozy; eye/hair color?

Im a ginger:( also my eyes are like brown or something

cuddly; what’s your favorite time period?

Idk, i just like vampires

cupcake; favorite flower/plant?

I like black roses?

cute; what did you get on your last birthday?

I got a game for my switch :D

cutie pie; most precious item you own?

My bunny backpack lol

cutsie; what makes you happy?

My friends and ice coffee and music

daisies; describe a moment when you felt free.

Lmao never jjmhm

daydream; how do you want to be remembered?

As a boy

daylight; favorite album of all time?

Three cheers for sweet revenge maybe?

dear; zodiac sign?

Cancer

delightful; concerts or museums?

Ive actually never been to a concert :(

dimples; have you ever written a letter?

Think so?

dobby; dream job?

Artist i think

doll; how do you like to dress?

I dress like a lesbian

dovey; any paranormal/magical experiences?

No :’(

dreams; do you want or have any tattoos?

Ehm i think so

drizzle; do you believe in aliens?

I used to have a pretty extreme alien phase. I better say yes i dont wanna betray 9 year old me

euphoric; talk about someone you love.

Ehm i love my friends? One of my best friends i love a lot, hes always there for me when im feeling not so good. also hes very funny i love talking to him and i really hope ill get to meet him one day!

fairy; do you have a pet?

Yes i have a dog!!

fluffy; ocean or mountain?

OCEAN

forever; where do you feel time stop?

I never really feel like that :(

froglet; are you a good plant owner?

No :( my poor plants :(

garden; how many languages do you know?

I speak english and danish, but im currently learning german!

gem; who are your favorite tumblrs?

My friends?

giggles; what is your aesthetic of choice?

Im obsessed with scenecore

glittery; do you like anons? why/why not?

Yes!! theyre so much fun!

glow; list the top 5 things you like about yourself

1. I treat other ppl well mostly

yeah i hate everything else about me lmao

heart; silk or lace?

Lace, silk is making me shiver just from thinking of it

honey; coffee or tea? how do you take it?

Ice coffeeeee!! i am gay

hugsy; do you enjoy people watching or bird watching more? why?

I really like both? i dont really care

hunnybunch; what sounds help you sleep?

RAIN

jewel; what’s your favorite kind of weather?

RAIN! AND THUNDER

jiggly; what do you usually like to do on weekends?

Be in my room and cry while listening to music. sometimes i draw or play videogames too

joy; do you laugh loudly or giggle more?

My laugh is fucking ugly. also i snort when i laugh and my friends keep pointing it out 

kinky; do you blush easily?

Yea i think so

kisses; what romantic cliché do you wish for most?

Idk i just want a hug

kitty; what’s your favorite time of the day?

When im in my bed on my phone and im just talking to ppl before i sleep. or when im drinking ice coffee

ladybug; what’s your favorite artist to listen to when you’re sad?

Mcr or pierce the veil or slipknot

love; what is your favorite season and why?

I hate all seasons

lovey; what is your favorite flavor of macaron and ice cream?

Dark chockolate i think (i know i cant spell njnjm)

magic; what are five flaws you have?

1. Im annoying

2. Im treating myself like shit

3. I look very ugly and like a girl

4. None of the things i used to love makes me happy anymore really

5. Im stupid and i cant focus

moonlight; do you prefer soft pastels, warm neutrals, or cool darks?

PASTELS

munchkin; what do you look for in your significant other?

They are nice and cute and loves me as much as i love them uwuwuw

paddywack; how would you describe a perfect date?

I dont really know, im tiredd

pebbles; how do you spend free time by yourself?

On my phone. listening to music. being sad

precious; what is something valuable that you learned in your life?

Idk i feel like i dont improve, i only get worse

pretty; do you like to cook or bake more?

Cooking!

prince; how would you describe your handwriting?

Ugly. also i draw an x instead of . and the dot over i

princess; do you play any instruments? if not, are there any you wish you could play?

I do own a uke! cant play tho

prinky; how do you relieve stress?

Im pretty bad at that lmao 

pumpkin; what is your favourite kind of fruit/vegetable?

Kiwi? idk, i like berries tho

rainbow; what was the last line of the last book you read?

Idk, i feel like jared, 19 so fucking much

roses; what is the most significant event in your life so far?

Idk

smile; what is one thing that has greatly affected you?

That one time i accidently listened to mama by mcr, and then i was like “o shit im trans”

shine; art or music?

Yes?

shimmer; do animals tend to like you?

Hmmh, kinda

smitten; do you collect anything?

Kandi!!

smoochies; how many pillows do you sleep with?

3

snuggle; what is your favourite candy?

Sour candy

snuggly; do you have a camera? if so, what kind?

sparkle; do you wear jewelry?

Kandi

spooky; sunrise or sunset?

Both

sprinkles; do you like to listen to music with headphones or no headphones?

Headphones

starlight; what was your favourite show as a child?

Steven universe

soft; describe your favourite spot in your house.

My bed

soothe; digital or vinyl?

Vinyl!

squeezed; who do you miss right now?

A hug lmao

sugary; what traits do you value most in friends?

That they listen. and if we can be idiot dumbasses together thats nice too

sunshine; do you prefer for things to be practical or aesthetically pleasing?

aesthetically pleasing

sweet; do you find it easy to open up?

Ahaha no

sweetie; do you like kids? if so, do you ever want to have any?

I like funny kids. not the annyoing ones. dont think i want some tho

thimble; is there somebody you look up to? who are they?

Misters chemical romance

toot; what is something you find unique about yourself?

Idek

tootsie; what kind of friend are you?

The friend who makes a little too many jokes about wanting to die. Also the friend who never shows up bc im too busy being sad lmao

treasure; what was something that made you smile today?

Had a very nice conversation with a friend. that was very appreciated

velvet; are you an early bird or a night owl?

Both. thats not good

whiffle; if you could have a magical power, what would it be?

SHAPESHIFTING IM TRANS

whimsical; do you prefer doing stuff at home or going out?

I love being in my room, but sometimes i really dont want to be here

whiskers; do you usually wear makeup?

Nope

wiggly; are you a messy or tidy person?

Messy

wispy; do you like the place where you grew up? do you think you will live there when you get older?

I cant wait to get the fuck out of here

wobbly; have you ever wished upon a star?

Yep

Thanks for the ask :) this took a long time nndjc

[shrimpcolour]

answer them all coward

take two after closing the tab when i was almost done w every question im gonna fucking lose my shit

angel; do you have a nickname?

people call me nicknames but i hate any variation of taylor

awe; how old are you?

16

baby; favorite color?

lilac

bloop; spirit animal?

kitten

blossom; favorite book/movie/song?

Fahrenheit 451 im1 shes so man matchbox 20 

blush; what was your stuffed animal as a child?

my lamby who i still sleep w everynight bc i am baby

breeze; most precious childhood memory?

getting told i can keep my cats

bright; mermaids or fairies?

fairies all the way

bubbles; do you have a best friend?

not so sure i do

buttercup; showers or baths?

shower

butterfly; dream destination?

anywhere outside of the us

buttons; are you religious or spiritual?

no but i wish i was

calm; favorite scent?

vanilla

candlelight; what did you dream about last night?

some fuckshit on the beach

charming; have you ever been in love?

yes

cozy; eye/hair color?

blue/brown

cuddly; what’s your favorite time period?

time is fake

cupcake; favorite flower/plant?

hibiscus 

cute; what did you get on your last birthday?

money  like a lot

cutie pie; most precious item you own?

my kitten lucifer but saying i own him sounds weird

cutsie; what makes you happy?

jillie

daisies; describe a moment when you felt free.

i cant remember

daydream; how do you want to be remembered?

i want to be remembered as nice? kind? please . 

daylight; favorite album of all time?

kindly now by keaten henson

dear; zodiac sign?

scorpio

delightful; concerts or museums?

concerts but i love museums

dimples; have you ever written a letter?

yes but i didnt send it

dobby; dream job?

something that has to do w art

doll; how do you like to dress?

i like to dress in a cute button up and jeans but that doesnt happen

dovey; any paranormal/magical experiences?

no but i wish so bad 

dreams; do you want or have any tattoos?

yes i want many tattoos and on my 18th im going w my dad to get one

drizzle; do you believe in aliens?

fuck yeah

euphoric; talk about someone you love.

i love my sister so much she is my literal will to live she is so fukcing funny and happy and just UGHHH shoutout to kaylleee

fairy; do you have a pet?

yes i have two cats, boots and lucifer, and a dog named finn

fluffy; ocean or mountain?

ocean is where its at 

forever; where do you feel time stop?

the park near me at night

froglet; are you a good plant owner?

sadly not

garden; how many languages do you know?

one bc im weak

gem; who are your favorite tumblrs?

not tagging them but like . cmon . yk

giggles; what is your aesthetic of choice?

that warm cozy library aesthetic ? i love that

glittery; do you like anons? why/why not?

i love them bc it gives me the opportunity to talk to ppl who are too scared to talk to me (please dont be scared of me)

glow; list the top 5 things you like about yourself

my eyes my hair my sense of humor my friends my socks

heart; silk or lace?

silk

honey; coffee or tea? how do you take it?

coffee w almond milk

hugsy; do you enjoy people watching or bird watching more? why?

people watching bc i like to give everyone a story in my head

hunnybunch; what sounds help you sleep?

melatonin LMAO

jewel; what’s your favorite kind of weather?

rainy and cold

jiggly; what do you usually like to do on weekends?

sleep my life away

joy; do you laugh loudly or giggle more?

loud laugh baeby

kinky; do you blush easily?

i dont think so

kisses; what romantic cliché do you wish for most?

that friends to lovers mutual pining takes a little bit to realize what they want is right in front of them i love that

kitty; what’s your favorite time of the day?

1am-8am

ladybug; what’s your favorite artist to listen to when you’re sad?

keaten henson

love; what is your favorite season and why?

fall bc the weather and the holidays and my job ITS ALL TOO GOOD

lovey; what is your favorite flavor of macaron and ice cream?

i have never had a macaron but i love oreo iceceram

magic; what are five flaws you have?

i overthink AND underthink at the same time like what a dumbass bitch, i doubt myself, i am not so bright, i am too loud around ppl im comfortable with and i am selfish sometimes

moonlight; do you prefer soft pastels, warm neutrals, or cool darks?

i like all of them it depends on my mood

munchkin; what do you look for in your significant other?

i dont really look? 

paddywack; how would you describe a perfect date?

minecraft and sweatpants 

pebbles; how do you spend free time by yourself?

on minecraft or on here or just like . sitting

precious; what is something valuable that you learned in your life?

dont judge a book by its cover is so fucking cliche but like .  you gotta learn it

pretty; do you like to cook or bake more?

cook baeby

prince; how would you describe your handwriting?

lazy oops

princess; do you play any instruments? if not, are there any you wish you could play?

i played the flute when i was like 10

prinky; how do you relieve stress?

scream

pumpkin; what is your favourite kind of fruit/vegetable?

strawberry/sweet pepper

rainbow; what was the last line of the last book you read?

“so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past”

roses; what is the most significant event in your life so far?

my sister being born

smile; what is one thing that has greatly affected you?

the loss of all my friends bc im fucking stupid. thats the one. 

shine; art or music?

both 

shimmer; do animals tend to like you?

they do

smitten; do you collect anything?

i collect disney pins

smoochies; how many pillows do you sleep with?

one? two?

snuggle; what is your favourite candy?

kitkats

snuggly; do you have a camera? if so, what kind?

i do but i dont know what kind and idk where it is

sparkle; do you wear jewelry?

i wear earrings  and a necklace sometimes

spooky; sunrise or sunset?

sunset

sprinkles; do you like to listen to music with headphones or no headphones?

with head phones but too loud so you can probably hear it without

starlight; what was your favourite show as a child?

hannah montana baeby

soft; describe your favourite spot in your house.  

my bed. it has so many blankets and its quiet bc of the AC and it has my favorite things

soothe; digital or vinyl?

digital

squeezed; who do you miss right now?

my best friend francesca like a lot 

sugary; what traits do you value most in friends?

loyalty 

sunshine; do you prefer for things to be practical or aesthetically pleasing?

practical? 

sweet; do you find it easy to open up?

no i dont think ive ever completely opened up if im being honest

sweetie; do you like kids? if so, do you ever want to have any?

i do! i want two kids!

thimble; is there somebody you look up to? who are they?

this is gonna sound so fucking dumb but i really look up to jenna mourey/jenna marbles

toot; what is something you find unique about yourself?

idk man im quite basic

tootsie; what kind of friend are you?

im very loyal but i tend to hold a grudge so like . thats an issue

treasure; what was something that made you smile today?

tina made me laugh shoutout to tina

velvet; are you an early bird or a night owl?

night owl 

whiffle; if you could have a magical power, what would it be?

invisibility baeby

whimsical; do you prefer doing stuff at home or going out?

home home

whiskers; do you usually wear makeup?

no but i like doing it

wiggly; are you a messy or tidy person?

messy oops

wispy; do you like the place where you grew up? do you think you will live there when you get older?

i like my town but i dont think i wanna lvie here

wobbly; have you ever wished upon a star?

yes i have

#cheers i did it after almost losing my mind #if anyone reads any of this i am sorry and you get a gold star #driftingbarnes

[huangels]

get to know me ᵎᵎ

tagged by: @lstkpopflsgood ty for always tagging me :’))

rules: answer to 30 questions and then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better

﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌nickname: ren ─ short for renyu + what everyone calls me, fish ─ what my dumb irl friends call me, human fish ─ what my aunt once called me (ren = people, yu = fish), noren cult leader ─ my real name

gender: female

zodiac: scorpio

height: 168? 169? idk 5′6 in america

age: 18 y/o 11/04/99 is my bday btw ;)

time: 9:05 pm

favorite bands/solo artists: nct, exo, seventeen, monsta x, day6, the boyz, stray kids, shinee, vixx, got7, red velvet, etc...

song stuck in my head: call call call - svt but only the ‘seka seka seka seka seka seka seka’ and ‘giri giri giri giri giri giri giri giri‘ part hdhjsk

last movie i saw: deadpool 2

last think i googled: kq fellaz (i’m currently stanning them) 

other blogs: @norencafe (personal/fic rec/shitpost)

do i get asks: yeah but mostly just requests 

why i chose my username: i love noren so i started a cult, everyone following is a member 

following: 133

average amount of sleep: either like 4 hours or 12 hours, there's no inbetween

lucky number: 4

what i am wearing: my university’s sweatshirt but in XL bc i like oversized clothes and sleep shorts 

dream job: owning a business in the fashion industry (whether it be a clothing line or brand) 

dream trip: does outer space count ? ✧.:*·。

favorite food: my mom’s homemade chinese food :’))

play any instruments: piano + guitar

favorite song: currently ➩ $$$ - gidle 

(there’s only 22 so i’ll continue with random questions till 30 :D) 

play(ed) any sports: volleyball, basketball, swim, softball, tennis, gymnastic

hair color: jet black 

eye color: plain brown color

most iconic song: lu - luhan blow it like a flute

languages you speak/are learning: mandarin, cantonese (not really), english, learning korean (kinda) 

random fact: i have a really high cringe tolerance (so i rarely get embarrassed lol)

describe yourself as aesthetics/things: grunge/dark colors, checkers and cherries, nudes/warm tones, chunky heeled black boots, fishnets, baggy crop tops/clothing, 70s-80s space funk, watercolor paintings of the sky, messy space buns, blush, bisexual lighting, glossy lips, empty subways, smoked out eyeliner, scented candles, bitter dark coffee, neon signs, photobooths, gummy smiles, minimalistic earrings, dark painted nails, dried roses, starry midnight sky, ripped jeans, berets, late night drives by the beach, fall weather, cursive handwriting, playful wrestling, arcade dates, worn out converse

that was edgier than i expected, i’m not that edgy

tagging: @jencto @dcyoungs @taezhu @cosmicjaems @markleeh @ohdaddy-nct @cakeclass101 @lycheechann @jungwoomeaway @seven-c-teen @angelita-gordita @straychenle @xero-chill @mintirene @hyucko @taeybear @honeytaeyong @taeyxong @reunjun @cokehei (i think thats 20 ppl // only if you want to !!)

#tags #personal #idk im not interesting lol #sorry im not updating any fics rn #the truth is im just lazy fhdjsu #ill have one up by the weekend...prob #ily dont be mad #nct #kpop

[thank-you-pete-archive]

All The Asks. All.

Yeet, I already answered the first five, so I'll start on #66- roll i take in group projects;I'd like to be the leader, but no one listens to my ideas unless they're my friends7- a funny mistake I've made recently;Woken up8- what would i do if my parents said they were having another kid;Well, i have two sets of parents bc my birth parents are divorced. First of all, i wouldn't mind having a younger sibling or a twin, its just that i hate baby's. Toddlers are cool bc they're funny and 10 have personality, but baby's are annoying af and i kinda hate them. Also, I'm the youngest of 6 kids (the dark one is my only biological sibling btw), so it would be cool to not be the youngest and actually taken seriously.9- what was i almost named;Idk, but the dark one kinda wanted to name me something like shiniqua or something :/10- what book have i been avoiding and why;Uhhhh... the Bible... i don't believe in god and i hate church but I'm forced to go to it anyways11- favorite head phone brand;Idk but I absolutely hate the apple ear phones. They suck rly bad12- fav scent-Pine or tree sapI like very masculine scents13- favorite idiom;I forgot what that means :/ sorry I'm an uncultured swine14- how many friends do i have that don't live in the same country as me;Uhhh, the only ones that come off the top of my head are @kidtwink and @sqecs but just bc idk where the rest of my friends live on here. If ur wondering, i live in the southern part of the USA.15-what is always in your wallet that doesn't need to be;I don't have a wallet16- how big is too big for a wallet;Idk what this means, but i don't have a wallet17- what class did you write the best notes in/ what grades did i get;Uhh... probably English bc thats like the only class I REALLY needed to take notes in. I forgot what grade i got, and thats good bc i didn't get good grades last school year :'((18- pet peeve w/ subs;When they have no clue what they're doing19- a red flag i have when in a relationship;I've never dated anyone btw so i have nothing to say here20-what do i look for in someone's dating profile;I. DON'T. HAVE. A. DATING. PROFILE. AND. I'M. GOING. TO SKIP. ALL. DATING. RELATED. STUFF. >>::(((((21- how many ppl have i cut off;On in particular i hate, I'm not even gonna use a fake name for her bc i hate her v much, is dynah. I hate her guts and she can live her damn life in hell. Now, let me set the stage for why i hate her. I'm sitting at the lunch table w/ her and a couple of my other friends. One of my friends didn't bring a lunch, so i was trying to get them to eat my apple, but they didn't want to. About half way through lunch, dynah says to me and my friend(I'm using gender neutral pronouns bc i don't want them to be exposed), "they can starve themselves if they want to, it's not my problem.". I had been trying to get them to eat for all of lunch and this binch says that to me?? Nope, not having it. Also, we had the same seminar together (this is before the lunch incident) and i said the "i want to die" meme like Idubbzzz and she just says, "y'know, if you really wanted to die you could just do it. Just don't do it wrong." :) so I'm glad i don't talk to that ass anymore.22- what do i NOT want on my tombstone;"Nice guys finish last"23- how many couches do i want;Depends on the space and set up of the rest of my house24-what is the strangest website I've ever bookmarked;Dmaorg.info25- typical amount of tabs open on my computer;I don't have a computer:/26- how often do I restart my computer/phone;I don't have a computer and my phone just restarts by itself. I have an IPhone 4S so it makes sense that it just does stuff on it's own.27-do i follow the expiration date on foods;Yes bc i don't want to get food poisoning bc i hate throwing up28- what is the coolest name I would never name a human child;Idk... eagle... thats a stupid name to name a human???29- what fish scares me the most;Uhhhhhh... sword fish??? The ones w/ the light thingy hanging from their heads???30- how do i feel abt snails;They're cute, but i wouldn't like one as a pet

[morgueghost]

Those soaps must be so cool!!! I love love love halloween themed everything XD. Tbh thats me, if I had my own apartment I would've had it done since sept. 1st 😂😂 Candy is the best shhh eat it all XD Hmmm, I love it all tbh, the leaves changing colors, the Halloween decorations, the candy, the on sale stuff afterwards hehe.

they are!! like they’re just regular scents but they match the scent to the color obv, n then the orange is jack-o-lanters, the green is a witch, white is a ghost, and i think there was a red that was,, idk a cat maybe?? idr bc it didnt smell good LOL

and yeah, we don’t have any halloween decorations yet and im Very Sad abt it, bc we just moved from the middle of nowhere there wouldve been no point 2 decorate, but now we’re in a sub so ppl would see n we dont have any :’(( im v sad abt it

and lol i do trust me but im diabetic so i shouldnt :’( i have 2 limit it to kit kats bc theyre my fave, n give my mom n brothers the rest lol!

and those r all so good *O* i was reminded of haunted houses today on groupon so im gonna add those to my list B) i looove haunted houses tbh!!!

also since its Officially October i can post my unboxing videos!!! im p tired tonight but i’ll dig them up tomorrow n post!! :D

#ghost.txt #secret witch #Anonymous

[fairywings]

5 things tag game

tagged by @amgel thank u !!!!!!

:))

rules: tag 15 ppl

5 things youll find in my bag:

lip balmmmm i have like 3 in my bag at all times

hand sanitizer i just got a white tea scented one at b&bw

myyy wallet $$$

my earbuds dont leave the house w/o em

tampons

5 things youll find in my room:

my record collection i recently got 2 by mac demarco and im obsessed

my plants that r mostly cacti bc i cant take care of anything else

my makeup!!!! which i love!!! i got a bunch of shit from glossier today im lovin it

Too Many Clothes (to put u in perspective i might be getting a third dresser, because 2 + a walk in closet isnt enough hfjkhs)

my favourite thing i own: my bed

5 things ive always wanted to do:

go to bora bora

own a fur coat

go bungee jumping (this is so basic I KNOW)

own diamonds

go on a yacht

5 things that make me happy:

my friendsss i love them sm

good coffee

my boyfriendddd what a babe

highlighter hfskfhds

san pellegrino sparkling fruit beverages

5 things im currently into:

glossier stuff

shameless

doing my brows? i bought the gimme brow in april and used it for like 2 weeks and then stopped bc it was too much work and i was tired bc of exams but im getting it back into my routine :)))

this game app called magnate thats rly dumb but i’m rly high ranked rn and i cant stop playing

amy winehouse

5 things on my to do list:

go buy my text books for school

pack for san francisco (im leavin in 2 days!!!)

post this fghkdf

buy socks

paint my nails

i made a post asking everyone who wants 2 b tagged @holandtom @cherrycokez  @peachycredence @absolute-rose (idk why u arent tagging im sorryyyy) so yeah hey guys do this

#about me #tagged in #marie.txt

[conspiracieys-archive]

What is Dusan's bedroom like? Does he have anything other than sweaters and sweatpants in his closet?

!!! ok so!! i vaguely (and i mean… just so deeply vaguely) mentioned in my fic, the price of privacy, that Dusan has come coats in his closet from his mom, as well as he has stuff that needs dry cleaned. and no offense to Plainstock but idt you need sweats dry cleaned.

SO yes he has quite a bit in his closet. he is Blume’s CTO after all, and sometimes he does have to go to events where his superiors just stare him down and say, ���No, Dusan.” and he goes home and changes, grumbling under his breath the entire time.

on his own time, work hours, in his big ol office with big ass windows and a secretary and a personal assistant, he can wear whatever he wants. who’s gonna tell him not to when he’s a key player in Blume’s overall balance?

so he has some nice suits, some two piece, a lot three piece that he just ditches the jacket on (bc Dusan in a vest is kind of a beautiful image in my head ?? bless). he doesn’t like fancy clothes unless they’re custom made because of the cloth. sweats are nice cotton. good cotton. and so he wants like god tier clothes dam.

AS FOR HIS BEDROOM IN GENERAL!!!

so he has a big room, a wall of windows that his bed sits across from, and his clothes are kind of scattered. not too much, like there’s not much of a mess, but he has discarded clothes on the floor instead of the laundry basket because he’s been tired, or he threw them in anger (it’s about the least dangerous thing he can throw, so he does throw clothes (it makes him angrier when they just kinda… flutter around with no real direction because, again, theyre clothes))

he obviously has a king sized bed, with like, 1000 thread count sheets??? higher if that exists i dont know shit about sheets im poor i get new sheets like once a year if that. he just wants the softest dam sheets to sleep on at night.

reminds me of a scene from the Annie remake where Grace says, “How do you sleep at night?” and Guy says, “Silk sheets and Ambien.” Big Dusan Nemec Mood right there!!!!!!! (some1 draw Marcus as Grace and Dusan as Guy)

his closet is a walk-in and it’s actually rly well organized. like organized by.. type. fancy dress clothes are together, all his Good, Reliable Sweats™ are together, the rarely worn jeans are together, and he has a surprising amount of shoes and he tries to only wear one single pair! catch him wearing his loafers to a Big Blume Gala, dress code be damned. if he has to stand and socialize in constricting suits, his feet are going to be comfortable!

also he has an en-suite bathroom with, like, a fuckin jacuzzi and shit. let it be known Dusan Nemec lives in a penthouse, first of all. so he has… a bunch of shit. just like a big ass bathroom with a jacuzzi bath with a shower thats like……… in the ceiling?? u seen Game Plan starring the Rock? his weird shower, Dusan has that.

also he likes to take really soothing baths. like jazz on low volume, lights off, candles lit everywhere in the bathroom, maybe some incense or rly nice scented bubble bath and bath oils?

but let it be known that Dusan hates bath bombs. 1 single bomb is not enough for his absurdly large tub and he does not appreciate that. (it only takes 2 but does he care? no)

also lets circle back to the bed he has like god tier memory foam and like the most comfortable comforter and he has a ceiling fan and air conditioning so he sleeps wrapped up in his comforter every single summer in San Francisco in a penthouse downtown with a wall of windows letting the sun beat down on him.

his floor? hardwood. beautiful hardwood. he has a cool ass rug, too. like big, expensive rug with a cool print idk? but it’s nice and soft and Dusan likes to clean the rug himself because it has to be done in a specific way and also sometimes cleaning is therapeutic for him but if someone suggests he cleans, he gets mad (big mood)

he doesn’t have a TV in his room, but he has a big stereo (its th one he turns on for his baths) and his laptop goes everywhere with him as does his tablet so really a tv would just be excess. and anyway where would he put it :/

he also has some art in his room. not a LOT, mind you, but some. like a piece above his bed, and a few smaller pieces on the wall above his dresser (next 2 the doors of his walk in closet) and on the same wall as his stereo. enough to give it like a … good vibe ig? like u walk in and the art is supposed to calm you. (well, him. he doesnt care what other ppl think of his room.)

OK if i missed anything lmk? or if u have more QUESTIONS lmk because idk if u noticed but i love Dusan and i love talking about him v___v

#ask #anonymous #wd2 #dusan nemec #i love my dusan anon #long post

[reuenthals]

29, 30, 15, 26, 40, 53

29- who do u write for : an ideal reader lol i dont write for myself even when i pretend i do, i want to be read so thats the point for me & i have in mind a reader that’ll get what im sayin & the pretentious intertextual references which is like gross but… as a kid i wanted to write so that someone would feel less lonely thru my stories as i had w stories that’d helped me cope w bein gay & not cis & w/e but now i think of that & im like what a loser lol cos i hide behind layers of performative masculinity

30- favorite line u’ve ever written : mmm “Please tell me, through the creaking of stairs in the middle of the night; through the sudden bang of a maple tree branch against the window when there’s no wind; through the sorrowful howling ofall the neighbourhood dogs at dawn; tell me you’re there, listening in behind the walls when Itell Laura about my dead brother, and tears stream down like the rain on the windows that lastday. Speak to me like you do others.” lol i won a ~prize~ w this story & i still like it….amazin

15- where does ur inspiration come from : like day-to-day to give myself the strength to write it’s just me forcin myself to do smth bc what else am i gonna do ; in terms of like a particular story it depends, it can be a scent or smth i heard someone say or a memory or someone else’s work but it’s mostly like a lot of hard work bc im not a super creative person im more like strategic i make plans & carry them out

26- standalone or series & why : ive never read a series of books i dont think…in my life…..standalone it is if only bc ive never seen a series of books im interested in. in the end i prefer readin poetry cos that was the focus of my thesis & like no offense lol but most series of books are written in rly plain prose…..like i get enuff of that w y.a. inspired badfics lol

40- original or fan fiction : id like to write more original stuff but fanfic is just easier for me & its kinda like an exercise in style/themes etc ; w some exceptions i would never write a story like the ones i write in fanfic but it gives me the space to explore things i might never get to explore in an original ‘’’’serious’’’ piece of writin…i love fanfic tho i read a lot of it & there are like literal masterpieces out there tbh & i like writin it even tho im like conditioned to think of it as lesser, i still take it v seriously………..

53- what does writin mean to u : this is like a loaded question lol idk tbh but i dont think outside of my own self validation there is any meanin to it, like maybe someone’ll feel less lonely w what i write as i used to think, or maybe someone’ll be happy that i wrote a fic of their otp that they liked, but i think writin & art in general are self important enough as they are w/o me havin to believe there’s any meanin to what i do other than ppl enjoyin it & me & maybe someone else escapin the awfulness that is livin in these times

#Anonyme #thanks sm for askin so many qs !!!!!!!!! #about me

[omanu]

i have a few tags to do, so im gonna do them all in one post so i dont keep tagging the same ppl in multiple things idk. dont worry, you dont need to do them if u dont want to ♥

i was tagged by @nashira , the angel ♥

¤ nickname: well, irl is manu, but tbh my name is manu. i have another nickname my family uses, that is budi lol

¤ zodiac sign: sagittarius 

¤ height: the best scenario here is 167cm, idk how much that is in ft or whatever lmao

¤ orientation: ….. like everyone 

¤ favourite fruit: cantaloupe 

¤ favourite season: winter and fall

¤ favourite book: i dont think i have one, but like, the last book i read was fucking amazing everyone should read, it’s gay, it’s a series of three books, and it’s called when women were warriors.

¤ favourite flower: all of them? i love flowers in general

¤ favourite scent: RAIN, and ngl the scent of matches 

¤ favourite animal: dogs and cats

¤ favourite colour: light colors and also black and blue

¤ coffee, tea or hot cocoa: hot cocoa

¤ average sleep hours: well now i sleep a lot i would say 8-12 

¤ cat or dogs: BOTH

¤ n° of blankets: just one

¤ dream trip: ANY GOOD BEACH

¤ blog created: idr well, but 2015? or maybe late 2014. but ive been on tumblr since 2009/2010 lol

¤ favourite song: ……..dude idk rn is any song of bts, but on my last fm it’s probably a song by adam, the love of my life. and i love too many songs so i cant just write them all

Rules: Use the first letter of your name to answer each question. Real answers only. If the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must give different answers. You cannot use the same word twice. Once you enter your answers, tag 10 other people! i was tagged by @superunknwn​ , another angel ♥

Your name: Manu

A four letter word: mole *looks at nashira and sara* A boy’s name: … Manu An occupation: Musician Something you can wear: mittens  A place: McDonald's  A reason for being late: … idk … Moving? Medical matter? idk i used two words but they both begin with the letter m lol Something you shout: mYLES A movie title: Moana Something you drink: Martini An animal: Monkey A type of car: Mercedes  Song title: Ma City by bts lol i was just singing this

i was tagged by @bensun​ a looooong time ago sorry, but i too love doing these so why not. this one is similar to the first tag game, but im doing it anyway

Answer the questions and tag 20 followers you would like to get to know better! —————– Name: Manu

Nicknames: budi. i want new nicknames tbh, cute ones.

Zodiac Sign: sagittarius

Height: 167cm 

Orientation: same, i like all genders but the s*x part is……. uh, idrl

Ethnicity: native brazilian (indigenous) (wow i just saw this on the internet and im using it), mixed with whi*te some time in the past. i would know better if whi*es hadnt done that

Favorite Fruit: Probably blueberries or just berries in general and I loooove smoothies …. with any fruit to be honest

Favorite Season: Fall and winter

Favorite Book: to mention another one im reading the third book of the vampire chronicles, i love the second one, i love lestat

Favorite Flowers: yeah i like flowers, but idrn their names, i just love it

Favorite Color: light colors, but also black and blue again

Favorite Animal: dogs and cats

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: hot chocolate

Average Sleep Hours: 8-12 ay

Cat or Dog Person: BOTh

Favorite Fictional Character: MIDNIGHTER

Number of Blankets I sleep with: just one

Ideal trip: beach!!

Blog Created: 2015 ig 

dear @superunknwn​ tagged me on this a looooooooooooooong ass time ago, sorry ily (actually she didnt tagged me but i wanted to do this so i just saved on my drafts) 
Rules: 
1. go to this site: https://www.random.org/lists/ 2. Pick 15 of your favorite characters or favorite people from your fandoms and list them 3. Tag at least 5 people 4. Have fun with it! 
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1. Mom/dad: Apollo!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!! 2. Your sibling: jim halpert lmaoo thats fine 3. Your grandma/grandpa:  michael jackson 4. Haunts you: park seo joon 5. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: adam lambert (ok…. i would prefer jhope but ok) 6. Your ex: taystee hdsfkhfdksjh 7. Your best friend: MIDNIGHTER 8. Proposed to you: MYLES KENNEDY DHJKSHFDF 9. Your boss: slash….. thats not ideal but glad that i know him 10. The random person you met at the bar: lestat fdkslsd friend 11. Your rival: seo in guk NOOOOO he is my bf wtf 12. Gave you your first kiss: rothen skljkld 13. Drunk and singing karaoke with: lzzy hale my love 14. Played 7 minutes in heaven with:  JHOPE DFHKFSDJKSFHKJSD 15. Gave you your favorite dessert: chris traeger, my favorite dessert is not raisins

tbh im not gonna tag ppl anymore, ive already tagged everybody, yall just can do it

@lionesslindsey tagged me on this a looong time ago too, no surprise

RULES: answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions. (but that’s so many D: I’m too awkward for so many) (relatable lmao) Tagging: everyone i tagged on this long ass post Whoever wants to do this though, go ahead!

1. coke or pepsi: i dont drink soda heh 2. disney or dreamworks: I love them both, but my absolute fav movie is The Lion King. lindsey i just copied ur answer bc BITCH ME TOO, just addin Mulan here 3. coffee or tea: i dont like coffee and i never really wanted to try tea lmao 4. books or movies: Both!!!!! 5. windows or mac: only tried windows 6. dc or marvel: DC pls 7. xbox or playstation: even though i dont have and console, i like ps better 8. dragon age or mass effect: never played. dont have a console lmao 9. night owl or early riser: if those are video games…. never played i dont have a console 10. cards or chess: cards! 11. chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate 12. vans or converse: converse, never owned vans bc im poor af, so i would probably like both 13. lavellan, trevelyan, cadash, or adaar: have no idea what those are 14. fluff or angst: fluff pls 15. beach or forest: beach!!!!!!! 16. dogs or cats: BOTH 17. clear skies or rain: BOTH 18. cooking or eating out: it depends on my mood tbh 19. Spicy food or mild food: both 20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: what 21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: a little too cold 22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: stop time 23. animation or live action: animations 24. paragon or renegade: what 25. baths or showers: baths, even though i dont own a bathtub 26. team cap or team ironman: Iron Man 27. fantasy or sci-fi: Fantasy 28. do you have three or four favourite quotes? not really 29. youtube or netflix: youtube 30. harry potter or percy jackson: hp, but pj was pretty awesome and diverse than hp.... actually I think I only like hp more bc of the movies, but pj... is very awesome too idk 31. when you feel accomplished: 6. dc or marvel: when i finish a drawing 32. star wars or star trek: star wars 33. paperback books or hardback books: as long as i have books 34. horror or rom-com: yikes rom-com 35. to live in a world without literature or music: death 36. pastel colours or dark colours: i love both!!!!!! 37. tv shows or movies: bitch everything is both here 38. city or countryside: city, but i too love contryside 39. if any other zodiac sign could describe you, what would it be: i have no idea 40. if you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be: dont ask me that omg 41. cinema or theatre: cinema 42. if you could be any fictional character’s best friend, who’d you be: midnigher’s 43. smiling or smirking: slut for both 44. are you an ‘all or nothing’ type or are you more consistent: i dont do anything so idk dude 45. playlists or your whole library on shuffle: shuffle 46. travelling or staying at home: traveling, but i would love staying at my own home 47. books or fanfiction: Both 48. If you could live in a fantasy world, what world would it be: huh, i had never thought about this, i cant answer now. but probably i would choose to live in one of my daydreaming shit 49. your favorite cartoon: idk i live irmão do jorel, a brazilian cartoon 50. name the weirdest five songs on your itunes, current or past: bruh im dont know 51. mountains or plains: both! 52. favorite anime (or tv show if you don’t watch anime): YURI ON ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 53. which social media platform are you most like yourself on: Tumblr AND youtube 54. What are some of your passions: music 56. If you have a pet, do they do anything interesting/weird (like a cat that plays fetch, a bird that can say funny things, etc)? : not really. my cat sleeps funny sometimes hsajkdhas

#honestly #i have so many tag games to do........ i forget about them. #pls dont get mad when u tag me on something and i end up not doing it #i just forget and i probably love you #also #if we are mutuals. you can tag me anytime