#but oh well. life goes on.

[eugeniedanglars]

the way i see it, colin has three options for handling the repercussions of kissing michael on the pitch in front of everyone:

gatekeep: by some miracle no one caught the kiss on camera so colin's sexuality is kept between him and any fans who happened to be on the pitch near him. the safest option.

girlboss: keeley gets the pr challenge of a lifetime handling the story of the first active premier league player to come out as gay. rebecca is tall and powerful and intimidating in the press room making it clear that richmond stands behind colin one thousand percent. the most realistic option.

gaslight: straight-up blatantly lying. not because he's ashamed or because he thinks he can actually convince anyone that the kiss didn't happen, but just because he refuses to let it be a big deal. acts like he has no idea what anyone is talking about if asked anything related to his sexuality. he doesn't claim to be straight, mind you, he just pretends to be extremely confused about why they're asking because he never kissed anyone in the middle of a football pitch at the end of an internationally-televised game? when presented with photo and video proof of the kiss he says that was some other richmond player named hughes who wears a number 12 jersey. you don't know him, he goes to another school. the funniest option.

#colin literally standing in front of michaels house unloading a moving truck: i have no idea who that man who kissed that richmond player is #weird that he looks exactly like the guy standing in the doorway behind me! oh well life is full of mysteries #the tabloid reporter who ambushed colin goes home that night and contemplates a change of career #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #the more i think about it the less bothered i am by them not addressing the repercussions in the episode #because i love open endings and hate flash-forward endings that give you all the answers (part of why i hated the montage) #and i'm having so much fun imagining all the ways the aftermath of The Kiss could have played out #over 1k

[bubbl3zdaseaotter37]

Sure, George is the third wheel.

If by third wheel you mean the front wheel of a tricycle friendship, which falls apart immediately if you remove even one of said wheels, and the little toddler riding it ends up with a face-full of pavement and disappointment. The whole of 35 Portland Row would probably be reduced to ashes without him, at this point.

#lockwood finally lets someone new into his life #and just goes #oh well #he's my friend now #no going back #lockwood and co #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #george cubbins #george karim #lucy carlyle #lockwood and co netflix #renew lockwood and co #renew lockwood & co #save lockwood and co #save lockwood & co

[for-thee]

"oh you like *insert media that's super important to me*? what's your favorite part about it?" well my dear friend i'm gonna have to ask you to settle down, grab some pillows, and prepare for the most annoying 2 hours of your life

#feel free to info dump in the comments btw #hollow knight #the owl house #night in the woods #vtsom #omori #this goes for music as well #the oh hellos #jack stauber #or maybe most interesting 2 hours of your life if you care to hear me babble on about my silly little interests of mine #bug fables #calumposting

[starry-bi-sky]

How i envisioned Danny's ghost form/Phantom in my Danyal Al Ghul au (images at bottom of post). His ghost form has some pr heavy influence from the League, because I thought it'd be neat + to kinda show how even after four years, the League still had some kind of impact on who is he as a person. Plus some milder Robin influence in his boots and the cape (which i meant to be split down the middle to have some kind of 'bird wing' silhouette) as a way to indicate his lingering desire to meet his dad.

The pauldron lookin-thing on his upper chest is based off certain Danny Phantom designs I see that give him that white,,, marking,,, thing. I've been calling it the Jedi Chestplate because it reminds me of the clone wars Jedi armor. So like, slight homage to his hazmat suit.

(not pictured: his thermos and his sword)

behold! the judgmental lil shit (affectionate) himself

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dpxdc art #mediocre starry art #dpdc #danyal al ghul au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #older brother danny #i thought about giving him a mask but felt it would make him look too busy #i originally made his scar larger but then i remembered he got that scar when he was five. and thus the scar would have shrunk over time #prolly could've been smaller but. oh well :) #the lack of fenton influence isn't intentional i promise its just that i couldn't combine all three things at once without risk of making #the outfit look overly busy LMAO. ignore his hands they're my weakpoint #'judgmental lil shit' quote goes to the-navistar-carol for being the first thing she said when i showed her the fanart #fun fact the tail of the lightning bolt going behind the P is supposed to be a mockup of the tail of the Robin “R” which is another subtle #indicator of Danny's desire to be part of his father's life and not having it. he's never gonna be robin and he knows it but that doesnt #mean some part of him doesnt still want to. ugh the pants look awful but i dont want to spend any more time than i already have fixing them #because. drawing on mobile suckkkkksssss. starry draw danny with short hair challenge: task denied

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Was thinking about your au and realized that whichever neighbour wakes up last is in for a very awkward reunion

Imagine waking up to your entire neighbourhood being in an apocalyptic scenario, and you’re the last to find out about it-

technically the last neighbor is Sally BUT Julie is the last "normal-sleeping" neighbor to wake and yeah! she sure has a hell of a time! i mean tbh it's kinda her And Barnaby? they wake up within a week of each other (the neighbors wake via Pacific Rim kaiju rules) so their breakdowns overlap <3

#julie wakes up just in time for the situation to Start Deteriorating At A Rapid Pace #like 'welcome back julie! frank is very close to dying the neighborhood is quite literally beginning to crumble' #'tensions are very high and everyone is starting to lose it <3 also your memories and siblings and life and world was a lie <3 good luck!' #she and barnaby have it the worst smh #well. kinda the worst #cause sally wakes up to an (arguably) Even Worse Scenario and also tons of guilt etc etc #sally: oh so its my fault my friends are injured and/or dying/dead. cool. im going to cope with this so gracefully (lie) #(side note: the death(s) are Not her fault. they were going to happen no matter what) #(well. i say no matter what. they'd have been prevented if the lights had been turned back on but we all know that wasnt really an option) #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #and julie does not really get time to adjust... #shit is already going down #but only a week or so after she wakes up Shit. Goes. Down. #the transition into act two occurs and thats a whooooole enchilada in of itself #and trust me a week is Not enough to adjust! #especially when frank passes out halfway through and then never wakes back up smhhhhh #julie: at least i have frank! right frank? frank? frank- #julie: .... #julie: at least i have eddie! and wally! #julie: wh- whats that? mhm. mhm. oh. really? oh... #julie: at least i have eddie!

[tacit-semantics]

Finally finished this!! The original problematic fave ft. paper, air dry clay, and the top half of a plastic waterbottle. Anyways I’ve wanted to make some sort of riliane model or plush whatever since I was 14 and going for this kinda thing when I work with paper like twice a year and don’t really do modeling was definitely A Choice but hey. What’re you gonna do sjsjsj. Anyways, progress pictures under the cut

#id in alt #fucked around…… found out. so it goes such is life etc etc #anyways I’ve been working on this forever I don’t know what to do now :((( we’ll find something I’m sure but I never did like in betweens. #oh well oh well #vocaloid #kagamine rin #evillious chronicles #riliane lucifen d'autriche #paper quilling #quilling #my work

[bobparkhurst]

who are they, anyway?

#eoin mcgonigal #he really goes through some stuff in this scene #fear that paddy is going to leave him #curiosity about this life of paddy's from before and these people who know him well #like imagine for a second #how eoin would have felt #reading the words 'three musketeers' #about his paddy #and two men he doesn't know at all #and then there's sadness #that paddy makes such a decision without talking to him first #(does he not mean as much to paddy as he thought?) #and through it all #that love for listening to paddy talk #and the longing #oh boy #the longing #derry: gifs #sas rogue heroes #sas: rogue heroes

[feline-evil]

Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are. I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!

#jay talkin #metalocalypse #im thinking about the doubles episode where they just seem genuinely happy to have 'friends' #who arent like. industry people. these men are so starved of any kind of connection #and it takes them four seasons a rock opera and a movie to realise they can find that in each other lmao #also thinking about how quickly any of them bond and become really intense abt anyone in their life #aka: NATHAN TOWARDS ABIGAIL. oh dear poor abigail oh dear #but also toki to damn near anyone and this goes for the entire band tbh as well they all do this at least once #and yeah its mainly cuz 10min eps mean u gotta progress stuff fast #but also holy shit. charles these boys want friends so bad u gotta set em up on playdates or smth #maybe it'd get some of their dumb stupid idiot energy out and they'd be better behaved. well. no they wldnt but... u can dream #i do think theres smth to be said that yeah all of dethklok are cool theyre metal superstars they r good at what they do #theyre also fucking prophesised saviours too and theyre also incredibly dangerous idiots and terrible ppl #but never forget that they are also. so so SO pathetic and isolated and dysfunctional #these men have not lived in the real world in decades and are disconnected and unsocial and spoilt and u can see that this does impact #the way they interact w the world! they need like. anything other than the band in their lives hah. they do need to pal around #im glad they find that in each other eventually!! #i dont want 2 sound like im babying them or infantilising them these r grown asshole idiot men but like. listen these shitheards r lonelyyy #everyone in their lives is like. assigned to be there and is set as beneath them in a class and workbased system #they dont rlly have ppl who r just there cuz they like em. outside of fans. and fans arent rlly a real connection yknow #their only connections come via work networking sex and violence and worship baby!!!! its fucked up!

[ineffablecrisp]

Okay so I've recently become hyperfixated on Top Gun and then yesterday I remembered an episode of My Little Pony in which Rainbow Dash is invited to the Wonderbolt Academy where she and another pegasus hit it off until they're told to fly in pairs and Rainbow Dash is all cocky and confident in her skills that she would be picked as the lead pony until she learns that she's the, uh, wingpony instead

I'm sure there's more Im forgetting but I haven't watched it in a hot second

#my little pony #icemav #top gun 1986 #so many icemav parallels #there's literally a training exercise that goes wrong #just ahhhhhhhh i can write a whole essay on this #it's literally a super elite flying school but for pegasi #i think there's also a later episode where she meets with her old wingpony but she now hates her #rainbow dash risking her life during an exercise is exactly what Maverick would do #wingpony?? wingman?? hello?!?! #um so anyways uh #i should probably stop #tho rainbow dash and the other pony started off as friends but became rivals later instead of the other way around #but shhhhhh #genuinely don't know why this is what my brain decides to think about but oh well #ohhhhhh also it's reminding me of Rooster and Hangman as well #top gun maverick

[aspenstarflare]

Anakin losing Ahsoka for the first time on a mission:

Anakin clearly stressed and frantically looking around: I lost it!

Rex: Lost what sir?

Anakin: The.. thing!

Rex: Sir I have your lightsaber right here.

Anakin: Nonono..

[Ahsoka pounces on Anakin from the ceiling knocking him to the floor]

Anakin: Oh there it is!

Rex:

Rex: Sir did you mean ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN?!

#ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #clone wars #anakin is a father to ahsoka and the 501st #anakin and ahsoka #captain rex #anakin is such a dad #anakin’s grade a parenting #anakin’s number one ambition in life is to be a father #but he’s just really bad at it sometimes #rex is just a concerned big brother in the background #but eventually goes #oh well he’s the best thing to a father ahsoka and the 501st will get

[suffarustuffaru]

if i wrote a comprehensive analysis of reading into otto's character from a queer lens (with extensive text citations) would you read it bc ive thought way too much about this for the sake of my silly anime fanfiction okay. i know too much about this topic now and i gotta let the energy out <33

#my thesis is that otto is so into subaru and all the animators keep shipping ottosuba (says the rz ottosuba shipper blog) and then #tappei goes “....huh did i just write otto being gay for subaru bc fans keep asking if ottos gay for subaru. huh. ........maaaybe” #the other part of my thesis is that otto is transphobic towards subaru-as-natsumi despite subaru being his crush for Reasons and that #otto cant be normal about relationships bc of *insert psychological analysis about his life* #theres just sooooo sooooo much subtext from ottos end that i just gotta ok i gotta. i gotta. when. when i got time. i prommys </3 if no one #else will i will <3 #i started posting my more polished analysis stuff on rz reddit a little while ago but i think if i posted an otto queer subtext analysis id #speedrun myself into getting banned LJDFLJD oh well. very worth it. #listen today i got commplimented by my writing professor for having great writing and analysis and inside i was thinking #ah yes bc i write #anime meta in my free time LDSFJ but im flattered i just let the adhd take over!!!! #and once again if youre someone whos sent me an ask that i havent answered yet ill get to it eventually HAH <3 #suffaru post

[peanutseagle]

Aight, here's the end of my infamous crush saga:

So. For Valentine's I got him a gift: a typed out letter, some cookies, and a heart in his favourite colour with his initial I crocheted.

The thing is, I wanted to do it anonymously, and getting the box into his backpack when no one's looking is just too risky, you know?

So I thought hey, why not give it to his mom?

I met her like, twice. But she seemed really nice and I trusted her that she wouldn't tell him.

So during free period, I handed the box to her, told her not to tell him it's from me, and she agreed happily.

2 days later. I get a message from him.

Which itself is shocking enough.

Turns out, he found out it's from me. Don't know if his mom told him or if I'm just too obvious, but he did. He thanked me for the cookies and the letter, said it was probably one of the nicest things he ever read. He said he also found it really courageous of me, and that he wouldn't be able to do the same.

And then went to the main point:

He doesn't like me back.

But he said it so respectfully. He explained that there's a girl who's currently on a year long exchange programm in the USA who shares the romantic feelings he holds for her. They already planned ahead what they wanna do when she gets back and all.

He apologised. He said he hopes we can still get along well as classmates.

He also texted my friend, apologising to her for treating me like a jerk, which he didn't.

I kind of wish he did, though. Then it'd be easier to get over him and all. But when he's rejecting me so kindly, so respectfully? It doesn't lessen the feelings I hold for him. It just makes it worse, actually.

Thing is, I never expected, never wanted to get into a relationship with him or whatever. Not like this at least, not now, not here. All I wanted was to spark a little joy in his life, I guess.

And I did, so I feel accomplished.

And I replied just like that.

I'm glad it's happening now, so I can get over him faster. I haven't cried over it, not yet at least, sometimes it just takes time for a shock to actually settle in. But I don't feel like it's the end of the world either. It's an opportunity for me to start over, to get my shit back together.

I thought these feelings would last forever, but I think, like this, life would be better.

#idk writing this helped me process that crap JDJYHSJS #oh well! now i am officially an actual highschool girl with heartbreak and all i guess? #idk but i think it's a good thing this happened. it's natural. it's okay #life goes on and so will i :] #hamocrap #crush saga

[danidoesathing]

idk whats a better situation for lord huron existing as a band in their own universe:

being some mysterious cosmic force/spirits that both metaphorically and literally haunt the Whispering Pines studio playing all these songs as a way of capturing/reliving the stories that created them for a reason we will never fully understand

Literally just being some random cover band

#being some potentially cool lore element vs being just some guys #I know they probably don’t really matter in terms of lore and are just there to vibe and play funky tunes #but it’s SO funny if you think of them as an in-universe band and how fucked up it is they keep covering songs with supernatural backstorie #esp if it’s just a coincidence. maybe they looked at world ender and went 'wow what a cool symbol for people's rage against injustice' #despite it being about a very real man who went on an infamous and well documented murder spree #imagine them making an album that accidentally turns out to be about the worst night of one guy's life #either way i'd like to think they just showed up at the studio one day and tubbs just accepted it #some assistant comes up and asks 'hey who the fuck are those guys' #and tubbs just goes 'oh those are the boys!' 'the who' 'you know. the boys.' #they just go '.......alright' because god knows its not worth reasoning with tubbs #dani speaks #lord huron

[uniquezombiedestiny]

Why was I made this way?

full text (its bella monologue sunday!):

"I'm always here to help." That's what I always say! But sometimes, I have to wonder, well… why else am I here? Whenever I fall down or… or have one of those bad days, I just think, "Well, there's work tomorrow." Hm? Oh, it's not that bad. You get used to it. But anyways, sometimes it just makes me think - what am I? Outside of being your Captain-… I know my name. But what's my purpose? What's the meaning of all my time here? Because so many horrible things keep happening. So many- so many spikes, penetrating straight through my mind; so many things made to laugh and jeer at me; "You couldn't do it! You never could. Never." What else was I possibly made for other than to help you? I wasn't born the way a person was. I was built like a machine, all my life… So why.. Why do I feel anything? Why does everything just drag me down? Why can't I let go of everything I feel while everyone else diligently works? It's tiring. Really tiring. So why couldn't I have just been built out of metal and wires instead? Why couldn't they have just made me a machine? A perfect, unfeeling metal body. Noone could ever hurt me again. I'd never have to cry; to deliberate; to feel guilty about anything… Why? Why was I made this way? Why am I a human being at all in this place… if not to fail..?

#bella #lc ocs #art #literally thinking 'mikas gonna like this one' #bella finally has a monologue of her own #not to say jupiters has been like usurped. that one is still so so good and so fitting #but now i can confidently say its bella monologue sunday #clarification on the pose bc its a silhouette: shes facing away from the viewer with her hands clasped and arms in a V shape #shes turning to look at the viewer #the V shape is. tough from this angle lol but i think i got the facing away + looking at the viewer part nicely #this one stems with like. are you really a person or just a concept. a machine. inhuman #do you want to be human? do you want to be human anymore? #and just. the Toll that what bella goes through takes on her and all #oh and more clarification! on the monologue when she says 'i know my name' its meant to in response to be interrupted mid sentence #'what am i' being interrupted by 'well youre bella' as if to say youre still you and all your complexities - not just this situation #and her shooting back with 'i know that. but what does that matter? this is all my life has been. i was made to be here and do this'

[nakathemoth]

Nothing can convince me Yumehara isn't a kpop fan. I was a boy-crazy middle schooler and I fell prey to kpop like a helpless critter. The different sets of pretty boys with almost character-like personalities and fucking color themes like power rangers grabbed me by the neck and didn't let go until I was 20. Yumehara MUST be going through it at this very moment.

(Teruhashi doesn't really get it, but she's supportive regardless)

#like yumehara comes to her the day after a comeback sobbing uncontrollably and teruhashi just goes OH MY GOD!! YEAH THEYRE SOOO COOL #I don't know If I would say she's specufically a bts stan though. I just chose that one cause everyone would know what the joke is about... #Aiura would call every single group Yumehara talks about ‟BTS‟ though. #ALSO I BET IMU LIKES KPOP AS WELL they're buddies on this #saiki k #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #yumehara chiyo #kokomi teruhashi #fanart #my art #bts #kpop #headcanons #the disastrous life of saiki k.

[y-rhywbeth2]

Do people still use the word "plot bunnies"? because it used to be that you'd get the idea for a fic, or a scene, and it would be described as that.

Except in my case I make a post and it unlocks something in my brain and a dove falls, stone dead out of the sky.

#Part of my brain has Ketheric/Durge in it #The other part thought “oh what if Bhaal took the form of Durge's LI in their visions and did horrible things to them ala BG2” #Then some detached part of my brain goes “well that applies some additional psychosexual issues to Durge's love life doesn't it.” #“...oH SHI-” #*dead dove* #It's not my fault THE CANON IMPLICATIONS ARE RIGHT THERE #I have normal hurt/comfort ideas sometimes?? At least? #edgelord hours #villainous nonsense #babbling