#but not funny like the simpsons

[kylejsugarman]

teenage jesse tagging up random places around albuquerque with his stupid little signature is funny as fuck because obviously thats what he was doing back then but it kind of becomes bittersweet when u think about how thats probably all of jesse that remains in abq. most of the graffiti got covered over or cleaned but theres probably a pay phone or a sign somewhere in the city that still has a faded "jpi" long after he's escaped to freedom. every part of his past self has been either forcibly stripped away or reluctantly relinquished and his identity for the first twenty-five years of his life, the twenty-five years he spent in this city, is completely erased from physical existence except for a lone tag tucked under some corner like the last fossilized remnants of some ancient civilization.

#syd squeaks #alternatively: funny as fuck that as like jimmy's life is being ruined and chuck is burned to death jesse is being a little bart simpson #just running around town tagging walls and being a local menace #breaking bad #better call saul #bcs #jesse pinkman

[slavonicrhapsody]

Rykard getting the second fewest votes in a best sibling poll???? you have GOT to be JOKING they did him so DIRTY!!!!! putting aside the fact that Malenia is obviously the best answer, Rykard is canonically a GREAT brother… he made sure both siblings (and mom!!) had at least one of his abductor virgins protecting them (and he even sent Radahn a whole army of them probably to aid his war effort), he supported Ranni in her plan to shed her empyrean flesh and plotted with her to overthrow the golden order (even if he has to challenge Maliketh himself!), and he has a portrait of Radahn hanging in his sitting room just because he loves and respects him… yeah he’s a nasty guy but there’s more evidence of his love for his siblings than there is for any other demigod barring Malenia and Miquella like come on!!!!!

#rykard #elden ring #rykard @ his siblings is like that homer simpson meme: #‘i would kill for you. please ask me to kill for you’ #god sometimes it really annoys me that the wider fandom sees rykard as funny evil snake guy and doesn’t look any further #he has layers ok!!! #he kills and eats people on the daily #but he also displayed his brother’s picture above his fireplace and would fight the demigod version of the grim reaper for his sister

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

just watched the menu

#and it was so fucking good #and also now i want a burger #the menu #simpsons meme #steamed hams #classic #about meme #my memes #my edits #funny #i tag things like an old man

[oifaaa]

Yeah, as someone who was in boarding school a lot of my childhood- it's not neglect ffs. There are welfare roles, teachers, staff, other kids.

Do I have some issues with my parents now? Honestly yes, I do. I often wish they had been more involved.

But so do people whose parents have divorced or had to work a lot or honestly most people have issues with their parents.

Equating that to neglect??? When neglect is legally abuse? Is very serious

There are abusive/neglectful boarding schools but there are good ones and Tim went tk good ones

Yes boarding school can suck but between being home alone rather than with friends/teachers who raised me, I know which I'd pick. Most of my friends from college did not come from the same privilege I did and their parents also worked super hard but they didn't have the resources to pay for something like boarding school. I consider myself very fortunate!

Boarding school gave me community and an amazing education. My parents placing me there and paying for me was them taking care of me. And I can recognise that I'm extremely privileged for being able to have that education

(On anon because it's personal but no pressure to reply if you don't feel like it isn't relevant)

I think people throw around terms like negligence and abuse way too often when it comes to Tim without actually knowing what those terms mean and it results in people getting the wrong idea about his child hood which like considering I also grew up in a household were I never saw my parents since they both went out to work before I woke up in the morning and weren't home till after I went to sleep I don't get the fuss parents need to work it happens doesn't qualify as neglect and yeah we can talk about boarding school and how they can be good and bad but Tim never seems to have a problem with his and yeah I still think it would have been worse for Tim if his parents had flown him off to every corner of the earth like that's no life for a child

#ask #anon #Also I do find it funny #Bc someone on the last ask pointed out that Tim didn't always know where his parents were #And all I could think was #I'm 25 years old and I still don't know what either of my parents do as jobs or where they ran off to when I was a kid #Like I know one of my dad's jobs is farmer but that's not his main job #Is it normal to know what your parents do for a living I'd argue no #That's their business #I was busy playing Simpsons hit and run #Also speaking of Tim's parents just reminds me of another archeologist parent #Who sometimes has to leave for long periods of time #Bandit heeler he had a whole episode about having to leave sometimes

[repurposedmeatlocker]

I think people forget a little just how much conservatives would get up-in-arms about adult cartoons. I mean, they still do, but adult oriented cartoons are a bit more...expected nowadays, I feel. Back in the 90s though, when this stuff was first coming out, it feels like its existence became a national issue. Like, people were out here feeling legitimately threatened by Bart Simpson and Beavis and Butt-Head. They were the US #1 most wanted for a time.

#worth noting that these characters are ones that explicitly act outside the norms of 'proper youth' #and tended to resonate with teens and young adults for that reason #it is really funny seeing the patterns of conservative talking points #and how so much of it comes down to wanting to manipulate and control young people to their ideals for as long as possible #among other things ofc but this feels like the big one in regards to the 'think of the children' mindset #it is one that KEEPS on coming back and I think it is more and more important to talk about now than ever #adult animation #the simpsons #beavis and butthead #squack

[origamiyoda]

Knowing/learning the actual HL(2) story/lore is making me simultaneously more excited for hl2vrai and also sooooo fucking. scared.

#I know it's gonna be really funny. BUT. 90/10 rule. the tone they've set with the trailer. have u SEEN the gnome finale. #gets scared gets scared gets scared gets scared gets scared gets sc #the thing is with rtvs stuff is I'm like. OuHH they're comedians but dear God they're fucking. Excellent storytellers as well #MY POINT AGAIN. YOUVE SEEN THE GNOME FINALE. YOUVE SEEN THE TRAILER. YOUVE SEEN HLVRAI FOR GODSSAKE. REMEMBER BREAKING BAD. GESTURES. #The thing that keeps plaguing me. did gordon get to go home. did he leave tge videogame. or did that guy get stuck in stasis. #did he get to go home. did he get to go home. #I think about hl2vrai too long I go insane and get really scared and excited #Rewatchinf the gnome saga recently has REALLY . Really got me thinking. Idk #Pacing my room like I'm trying to solve a cold case. #dude it's gonna fucking rule I'm so excited. IM SO EXCITED. starts howling #hl2vrai #Leo yells #ALSO . LEARNING ABOUT HALFLIFE IS JUST FUCKING ME UP IN GENERAL #GORDON. ALYX. BARNEY. ADRIAN?????????? #fucking dies. #also cos I've been watching backlogs of VODS I've seen some of th other. idk more theatrical? streams they've done and I'm like. Oughugjjj #the I.M. MEEN stream. the. the Simpsons stream. they're good at what they do and I'm like. Jumping around #there's also th thought of like. Well they didn't follow hl1 tbh but like. THE TRAILER MAN. THEYRE DOINF SOMETHING #tommy as gman....... goes fucking NUTS #the implications of every part of th trailer & like. everything else are making me feel like the Charlie Day meme

[stevebuscemieyes]

The Simpsons: Treehouse Of Horror

#the simpsons #treehouse of horror #halloween special #horror aesthetic #horror #movie #homer #marge #homer simpson #marge simpson #reblog #classic horror #october #like for like #follow me #follow #share #like for real #follow for follow #funny #animation #cartoon #for you #like this #spooktober #spooky season #halloween edits #like for more #follow for more #follow for updates

[flyinghellfish]

#the simpsons #homer simpson #lisa simpson #somewhere in season 13 i dont even care anymore this season is so racist #its like iasip... some kinda almost funny jokes spliced with tons of racism and transphobia

[ilonacho]

highlights from today nwn

#patty peace sign like a true queer she just like me fr #been rlyyy missing simpsons lately….. maybe ill post some art if i ever get around to drawing some lol #they updated the poster!! ​5 outta 8 f/os yayyy #the clips they played were so fucking funny I MISS SIMPSONS id never seen that grandpa clip #but it was so damn funny #ALSOOO WHEN WE ENTERED THE SEUSS STORE LIKE 5 MINS BEFORE HOW BAD CAN I BE #yall the volume was louder during the song im certain they turned it up for us #cuz we sat down to film the whole thing and the employee tried to duck outta the way fbsbfkdk bless them #very fun day i love spending time w/ my wife #i also did NOT buy the $30+ plushie i saw and was yearning for #and i feel ok. i wanna get the chonky lil lorax tho maybe

[bumblingbabooshka]

Picturing Chakotay forever upset about the Threshold thing and Tuvok forever amused by it. (Janeway is just over it) 

Starfleet Command: So...the warp ten incident. Janeway: -sighs- Chakotay: -already glaring at Tuvok who has steepled his fingers in his meditative pose- Tuvok: Yes the...warp ten incident........I apologize. It is...difficult to discuss. Chakotay: -glare intensifies- Janeway: -looking out the window- Starfleet Command: Of course. Please, take your time. It must have been quite unsettling. Chakotay: If it unsettles you so much Tuvok please don’t feel pressured to continue. Tuvok: (ignoring him) I actually believe the commander is more knowledgeable on the subject than I. His report was quite illuminating. Have you read it? Chakotay: I don’t think they need to rea- Tuvok: I believe they should read it. To get the ‘full picture’. Janeway: Maybe they can read the commander’s report later. We wouldn’t want to trouble them wit- Tuvok: -pulls a PADD from his bag- I have taken the liberty of bringing the report with me. Chakotay: -teeth grit- Wow. How thoughtful of you. Tuvok: -staring him dead in the eye as he hands it over to the brass- Thank you. You will also note I have highlighted several passages of interest. Chakotay: Of course you did.

#Tuvok: And then they turned into lizards T'Pel. / T'Pel: Yes you have reiterated this story before. #/ Tuvok: -trying so hard to control himself- It was...............................quite amusing. <- internally laughing his ass off #Threshold but only Tuvok thinksits funny #this is ooc but sometimes if you want to make a joke?? a lil haha humor?? You can be a lil ooc #Tuvok works hard to and succeeds in getting Chakotay's report cemented in the history books for what happens when you go to warp ten #The first time Chakotay's stopped and asked 'you're the warp ten guy right?' he has to stop himself from running to Tuvok's location #and choking him out like bart simpson #Janeway just finds the threshold thing mildly embarrassing and a bit of an annoyance #Tuvok: (finding out that human superevolution is dumbass lizards) The Vulcan High Command's Gonna Looove This. #st voyager #Tuvok #Chakotay #Janeway #payback for all the bits Chakotay and Janeway do that Tuvok doesn't find amusing #threshold

[meraarts]

Brennan as Aesop correcting Mother goose with “it’s actually pronounced ee-sop” is so funny to me like in no world is that close to the real guy’s actual name but go off

#Im sure siobhan wanted to correct Aesop himself how you pronounce his name so bad #my man already lost a whole syllable and now this #for anyone who doesn’t know his name was Aisopos #latinised to aesopus #anglicised to aesop #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #d20 #anglicised Roman and greek names are so funny to me #like what is Horace?? #Homer is that guy from the simpsons not the great poet smh

[not-souleaterpost]

Obviously I'm joking, especially if you know me lol.

#soul eater #the simpsons #croma #that one mafia kid episode #idk probably not well know enough to be funny to anyone else #also as I said just joking around not trying to start shit #not even pointing this out do to passive agressivenes but cause genuinely im from another cultural backgrounr online and offline so- #yeah idk #remember when the simpsons where good? #but this episode already was “zombie simpsons” #but liked it as a kid #sad ending though tbh

[coffee-bat]

did i mention my brain is huge btw

#on monday i got an A in physical chemistry😎 #which is definately something because i was neer taught the basics of chemistry so im generally shit at it. #*never not neer #i've had like 4 different chem courses in uni so far (different types like organic/inorganic/physical/biochemistry)- #-and i've been in a blind panic through all of them. #so i consider getting an A from any of them like. an achievement lol #ramble #also funny thing: #usually i study with instrumental music (specifically a few tracks from the crash4 ost) on loop #bc talking distracts me #but this time i studied listening to the 10 hour h*p bad essay and i think it vastly improved both my study experience and my grade💀💀somehow #thank you lily simpson

[ghl-osty]

la da dee

la da da doo

lobotomy

loboto-you

#lobotomy #la da dee by cody simpson mentioned #babe what if we got our lobotomies at claires #i personally think this is the shit #came to me in art class #had to run to post it #funny #shits and giggles #feel like a loser tagging this as funny lmao #lobotomies #lobotomy jokes #dark humor

[fanficmemes]

Last night was my grandfather’s birthday party, and I’d put it in my top 10 most awkward social events. Me, my younger sibling and my dad drove together. My brother and his wife sat with our aunt and uncle (uncle had an affair in my families house a few years ago, no longer speaking with my parents), and behind him were my second cousins (stole shit from the families church, no longer speaking to us) and then there’s my dads step siblings (they steal my grandmas medication and jewelry, but still speak to us like it never happened. Not my business) and oh my god I got through two hours of it and booked it home

#personal tag #and for some reason they plastered the fact #that my grandpa and oj Simpson we’re born in the same year EVERYWHERE #like bro thats so funny why that choice skskskskskskskkslsks #cake was good tho

[kirric-the-fan]

Not me walking into another "cure VA that's also in the apothecary diaries"

#precure #wonderful precure #the apothecary diaries #don't be mistaken: this is hugely delightful #hashtag: simpson rake thing #walking into a wall etc #it's funny #don't worry #I'm cheering like a drunkard at a bingo hall #cure friendy #she might be cure friend #we'll see