Things you might not realize are affecting your ao3 readership:
Putting unrelated fics into one compilation instead of series or collections
Not tagging your fics/“haha I’m so bad at tagging!”
Tagging all of the ships in a fandom instead of the relevant ones to the story
“This is my first fic ever”/ “I’m really not a good writer” / “sorry if this is crap”
Summaries that say “sorry don’t think I will update much” or “might be abandoned idk”
Tagging “r@pe” or “unaliving” etc instead of the actual tag so people can filter/exclude
NOT tagging major, relevant tags or kinks without using the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” option
Telling people how bad your writing is and how you hate it so much and how they shouldn’t even be reading your fic (self deprecation)
Weird punctuation: not starting new quotes or descriptions on a new line, and/or putting extremely long blocks of text on the page without a break
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Good boi Ben Solo had NO RIGHT looking this good 😍
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They are just best buddies, jk. But imagine if they had been friends for longer as kids
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ive been told i should post snippets of what im doing by a certain alpha reader. more to come
(from a monstrous WIP wild west fic that im working on, because i mourn the fact that we could have gotten wild west aziracrow and i'll have to wait multiple years for the possibility)
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“why do you have this kink? did you undergo some horrible occurrence in your childhood?”
who tf cares!!! i have weird kinks! it’s okay to like things just because u like them!! not every sexual fascination needs to stem from trauma!!!!!!!
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Hey Che’nya I have a dare for you. A game even :]
I think my answer to this relies heavily on what you look like.
Do you look ANYTHING like this person? *suspiciously eyes that lil :] face*
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time for my annual pedantic post reminding people that Lunar New Year isn't until February
and I guess this year I'll combine it with the pedantic post about how today is right in the middle of the 12 days of xmas, for those who observe
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TUMBLR JUST SHOWED ME THE 404 NOT FOUND THING WHEN I TRIED TO OPEN IT HOLY SHIT THAT WAS TERRIFYING
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Opinions on peer review diagnoses?
If you are confused, I shall elaborate for you.
A group of ppl who have known each other for a while. One of them isn’t sure if they have ADHD or not, so they ask the group what they think. Group collectively agrees they most definitely have ADHD. Person have now been peer reviewed, and peer diagnosed.
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Random sexy shots of hot ass men keep popping up on my feed because of the 'a person you follow liked this' feature and its always because of you!
Thanks for that 💕
Ahahaha I forgot that feature was a thing 😆 my pleasure 😏
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Types of Words That Cause Poetic Suffering:
Has several solid rhyme options but they’re all so common and predictable that you feel really bad about using them
Has literally dozens of rhymes but you can’t make any of them work for some goddamn reason
Has an extremely tempting off-rhyme (bonus points if it used to be a true rhyme because of phonetic shifts so it shows up constantly in older poetry), forcing you to engage in deep soul-searching about what sort of partial rhymes you will ethically permit yourself to use
Has one or two rhymes and they’re great but you already used them in a different poem and you don’t want to feel derivative
You could make a really clever polysyllabic rhyme with multiple words, but it doesn’t fit the tone
There are rhymes but using them forces you to do such ungodly things to syntax that there may as well not be
There is nothing for this word. RhymeZone is lying to you.
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It looks like Lucy gets trapped in a freezer next ep so... when tim tries and fails to pry the doors open and just breaks down trying to save her (while aaron watchs and waits for angela probs) and then just sits down and starts talking to her like she did in s1 finale while she trembles from the cold and then help finally arrives and they are able to open the freezer so tim just immediately hugs her in front of way too many people then what huh
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WIP Tag Game
Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
Thanks for the tag @purplewitch156! I’ve decided to follow your example and list some recent additions, since a number of my wips have been alive since previous rounds
fight club
Crawl Home
tempor alt
Catwoman!Tom
sky-bound
Spiritfarer AU
Hela!Harry
don't lose your head!
Came back wrong
that one fic
Tagging: anyone who wants to play but hasn't been tagged, consider yourself it
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ok, i went into this album fully expecting most, if not all songs to be about joe, but we got more about the actual bitch instead…
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uni tomorrow
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Me: My dashboard is perfectly curated like a hothouse garden. At the first sign of discourse or posting too much about things I’m not interested in, blogs are unfollowed like cutting off a diseased stalk.
Also me: Uh where did this blog come from? Hmm must’ve accidentally tapped follow while I was scrolling. I guess it can stay.
*close up facing camera*
For now.
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