#but no <3

[quietwingsinthesky]

“You could reverse the polarity of my neutron flow.” god she is so cringefail. she’s so bad at this. in any incarnation the master can only be charming to themself because these pick-up lines are horrible. dear god.

#dw lb #i love so much that missy is Not in fact. a girlboss. she is a failgirl. a cringelady of the highest caliber. #would have been So easy for her to be written in stuff as the master who is Good At Shit And Better because woman. #but no <3 #and we’re all better off for it

[thcmcnstcr]

“You are literally an angel.” Rowan said with a cheeky grin. Their hands reach up and gently squished the woman’s cheeks together playfully. “Say it. You gotta believe it. ‘I’m an angel.’” Their nose pressed against hers as they uncharacteristically made prolonged eye contact for comedic effect. “Say it. Out loud.” They said in a low voice, an obvious reference to a specific glittery vampire.

Maybe if Rowan had said literally anything else, she could agree. She knew they meant what they were saying, but it wasn't true. It was a lie that they were telling themself, and it wasn't fair of her to not let them know they were wrong. "Rowan..." She sighed, leaning in just a bit to kiss them softly as their noses touched.

"I know you mean that, and it means the world to me... But I wish it could be true. I really do, I'm sorry, I just..." She looked down at her hands, shaking her head sadly, "it's literally carved into me. I can't... I don't see it. I can't..." She whimpered.

Way to ruin a moment, Ev.

#;; welcometothevale #;; ask just the right questions #i know you came her for happiness #and i love you #but no <3

[jlf23tumble]

what do you think harry meant when he said “sometimes people say ‘you’ve only publicly been with women,’ and i don’t think i’ve publicly been with anyone”?

Well, I read the full article last year, and he spelled it out pretty explicitly, lmao, so I'll just say that I think he meant what he said

#I was gonna copy paste what he said #but no <3 #it's a ten-minute read #AND it outs a bunch of assholes who shit on women (paraphrasing) #so it'll be good for ya! #it's actually pretty meta #and as ever it walks the fine line of a very clear double meaning #he's a slippery lil fish

[daily--yanfei]

Day 50 ❤️ I will take any Yanfei crumbs I can get

#genshin impact #yanfei #you'd think I'd do something special for the 50th post #but no <3

[princetuesday]

internet horror/unfiction/arg youtuber: i highly recommend you watch all 437 episodes of Mr Bingo's House of Terror before hearing my analysis on it, i've linked the playlist below

me who has never been able to understand a single arg in my life: absolutely not

#teddy original #night mind and nexpo i love you #but no <3

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

Garmau in my rewrite breaks my heart because they’re so sweet but the ending I have for them just…

#i would love to let them be happy. #but no <3 #that can only happen if someone pays me to do it #those are my conditions #aphmau #aphverse #rewrite #minecraft diaries #mcd #aphblr #amaranth #garroth ro'meave #aphmau shalas’haska #garmau #i think I’ll refer to rewrite garmau as Ro’Haska. just to differentiate. #maybe #maybe not #idk I’ll test the waters with it

[bardass]

Hi!!!! 💕 sorry to bother you i mean no disrespect,i really don't know what sort of opener to get you to talk to me but I'm a sugarmommy, and i'm pretty new here. I'm looking for an honest sugarbaby, it doesn't necessarily have to be SEXUAL, and i'll reward you with a fair weekly allowance....looking forward to hearing from you..💕feel free to send a dm ☺️🥰

😔 💔 So sad this is a scam… Be careful out there guys and be on the lookout for messages like this^^^!!!

#tumblr why u gotta do me dirty like this #sad #tempting #but no <3 #i don’t wish to have my identity stolen today thank you #tumblr #tumblr scams #scams #sugar mommy #sugar mommy scam #sugar mommy scams #bots #scam bots #warning #bardass posts #bardass speaks

[lesbianturrets]

Woke up and the first thing I did was open my game back up

#I need to get ready for school #but no <3

[your-mighty-words-astound-me]

I usually like all the posts that my mutuals make

but there are some

that i just

#bastard speaks #like i love you #but no <3 #to be clear this is funny as hell to me

[poppy-metal]

girl you just hate women in powerful positions and you've shown that on more occasions than this😭😭

you are very stupid ❤️

#ask #i could get into a whole thing abt my feelings of portrayal of women in media and things like submission n dominance and power n feminism #but no <3

[akagamiko]

LUFFY ( @pirateslife ) :  "Shanks!" Little hands ball up into fists at his hips, chest puffing out in an attempt to make himself look more grown up, a feat that he thinks he's pulling off despite the pinched brow and upset look on his face. "When are you gonna take me with you!" // c'mon shanks take a lil guy on an adventure will ya....

Something about that brat’s presence felt louder than his voice could ever be. Shanks felt him with every little step he took towards Party’s Bar; determination rolling off of him in waves. Shanks settles into his seat. He knows what’s coming.

Leaning into his palm, Shanks lets out an indignant huff and begins absentmindedly pushing the food around on his plate with his fork. He doesn’t bother to look up when Luffy bursts through the swinging bar doors, though his crew around them fall silent. Chuckles scatter around the room here and there and, after a moment, conversations began picking up once more. This was a scene they had become all too familiar with.

Shanks only blinks, not bothering to take his eyes off the meal in front of him.

“You hear somethin’ ?” He asks warily, face scrunched as he looked over to Beckman at his side, who only shook his head in response to his Captain's childish antics. Shanks glanced around and waved his hand as though shooing off a fly. "You sure? It's-it's a buzzing sound, I think."

“Give the poor lad a break, Boss.” "Lad?"

He straightened up and Shanks placed the fork down, spinning around on his barstool. Pushing the brim of his hat up with his knuckles, the man grins down at the boy, barely containing the boyish fit of laughter that had begun to spill from his lips. The kid was a sight, certainly, chest puffed out, desperate to prove himself a man. He'd been in Luffy's place what felt like a lifetime ago.

“Oi, Luffy–that was you! Dahaha! Didn’t see ya there. What was that you were sayin' ?”

#pirateslife #ANSWERED. #QUEUE. #punk i love him (and so does shanks) #but no <3 #shanks: gonna ruin this 7 y/o whole day bc i can #how far can i push him #he's mean sorry luffy <3 #shanks vc: he just like me fr :')

[bandzboy]

honestly sigh idek if i wanna have my driver's license but it's not a question of me wanting it bc i live in the middle of nowhere so i am gonna have to know how to drive to places so i don't really have a choice 😭

#this is why i wish i lived in a city #bc i would just travel by bus to places and it wouldn't be a problem #but no <3 #i live on the country side where nothing exists and everything is boring #i can't #tris.txt

[mabelsguidetolife]

my gender is basically bugs bunny because it revolves mostly around whatever bit i’m doing at the time and the rest is just whatever

#haleylyfe #like i’m a girl but not really #but also yeah #but no <3

[yume-fanfare]

SILENCE

the princess

is :3ing

#yaaaay :3 #tori himemiya #mar's midnight rambles #hall of fame

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....