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emsgoodthinkin · 5 months
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smut-fluff-angst [MDNI]
Never did this before - virgin Eddie x virgin reader after weeks of flirting and crushing on each other, you finally pop a serious question into your bestfriend Eddie’s head, and he has a hard time providing you with an honest answer
How he fucks - experienced Eddie x perv reader
Subconsciously you’ve always been unaware of how obliviously perverted you are, and Eddie finally takes matters into his own hands
King Steve doesn’t exist - (steddie)
Steve Harringtons deepest secret gets revealed, but will the freak accept him? Will he runaway from him like everyone else? Does size really matter?
The band-aid to my wounds - Older!Eddie Munson x reader x Steve Harrington x Kurt Kunkle x reader
After stumbling into an old barn after being stranded by your freshly new ex boyfriend, you wake up strangely in a room..that isn't yours..
Headcanons/ blurbs
Ghost!Eddie
Eddie gets off watching you lick a lollipop
UPS!Driver Eddie
Eddie admiring ftm bf Steve
Physical therapist Eddie
(Joe Quinn headshot)
(Naughty Poetry for Joe)
GOth eddie moodboard
(Joes an ass man)
You’re a creep for Eddie too
Biker Eddie admiring his stripper gf
Forced to watch jealous Eddie jerk off
Eddie loves a fat 🐱
Toxic fuck boy Eddie
Virgin you needs Eddie NOW
Obsessed with Eddie’s BALLS
Struggling to get wet (steddie)
Mean Eddie still being nice with your TMJ
Pissing off dom/ switch Eddie
Eddie watching his black gf dance
Eddie loves Doja Cat
Eddie fucking you to Enter Sandman
Eddie watching his gf get off in her wheelchair
Eddie’s soft fem black gf
Gangster Eddie / pt 2
Eddie steals you in the night
Hippie Eddie moodboard
You and Eddie are big pervs
Eddie talking himself towards an orgasm
Eddie licking your cum
Gross virgin loser Eddie does porn pt 2 gross Eddie
(Steddie) helping chronically ill reader feel better
Older Eddie cumming struggles
Older Eddie loves all your holes
Hot and bothered by their black gf (steddie)
Butler Eddie
Street dancer Eddie
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theragethatisdesire · 6 months
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M!! So happy to see you pop up on the dash again 😀 since you asked for nasty things, (and in honor of halloween) any ideas of what sort of risqué costumes the AOT boys would love to see their s/o in?
HEYYY moch <333 so happy to see you in my asks, how are you my love?? i would LOVE to elaborate on this, thank you sm for such a seasonal and fun prompt
eren
ok, call him basic but i think eren would love any animal costume. bunny, cat, dog, whatever. i feel like he secretly loves giving you a silly pet name just for the night (sue me, but i think for this situation alone he would love calling you "bunny/kitten/puppy" for the night)
the ears are really cute to him idk why i just know it's true
i think he also loves anything matching he can do with you. prisoner + warden, beast boy + raven, jack skellington + sally, etc
i'm going to throw him in the same category as reiner here that he thinks "scarier" or i guess like darker, more intense costumes are sexy??
i think eren's all-time fav costume in that regard would be Misa from death note (totally not because that's my costume this year haha....) bc you know that's his Fav Anime Gf or like, the purge costumes where it's just girls covered in blood with machetes and the light up masks
he loves blood on a costume too i think that just really gets him going
jean
i feel like jean would love anything downright sexy, borderline whore-ish LOLOLOL
that sounds really vague, but i think he'd like anything that's been....corrupted?
sexy nun, sexy teacher, sexy nurse, etc. i think jean loves watching you pull your lingerie on and try to excuse it as a costume
definitely makes you 30 minutes late to the halloween party
i feel like he doesn't like to dress up much himself, like he's very snobbish in that aspect and feels "too mature" (what a brat), but he loves seeing yours and wants to come out with you every year to see what you put on and to fight guys off of you
reiner
okay so firstly, let's just go ahead and acknowledge that reiner wants to match with you, regardless of what you wear. let's just get that out of the way bc that's basically canon
i hope this doesn't sound too perverse, but i think reiner's a big fan of the more...scary/intense/darker stuff
like a vampire but genuinely scary with the eyes and shit for example, or like Misa from death note, shego from kim possible, one of the shining twins, whatever
he loves all of the Typical Goth Girl costumes
i also just picture him being such a black-cat-gf, my-gf-could-kick-my-ass type dude so maybe my personal headcanons are leaking in
but i also think he would just love anything punny. like any costume that has a little bit of a joke to it? he's a sucker for puns/dad jokes and i think he can also appreciate a wholesome moment
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slither-in-gryffindor · 2 months
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social media is a horror to explore
A/N: I totally have no idea how ig live works but uhh here's a valentines mini fic! btw the character's posts aren't necessarily related so this is scenario 3 with Wednesday having no socmed... or does she?
#3: Happy Valentine's Day!
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Enid’s followers immediately flocked to her stream when the notification popped up. They were greeted with the camera pointed upwards at a beautiful glass ceiling — showcasing the dark clouds and lightning that were in the sky
[woah! hvd! enid where you at?]
[happy valentines day enid!]
[dude that’s fucking awesome! perfect and is so me this vday]
The phone panned downwards and around the mansion. Dark wooden walls that created obscure corners,  tall windows that loomed; paintings of people in all black, still, yet looked as if their eyes were following you.
The comments were freaking out to what was happening to their beloved wolf as they expected a bright and cheery greeting this February 14. A greeting they always get every year
The camera flipped and Enid finally showed her face.
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“So I am totally freaking out. It may not look like it, cause I am trying really hard to contain my excitement but —” she moved closer to the camera until only the upper portion of her face was in the screen “I am at my best friend's house cause she invited me to the Valentine’s ball her family always throw”
[asdklskglhs enid bby r u and ur roomie finally gonna get married]
[e dude! ur loyl invited u to a ball????]
[ahhhhh im so happy for youuuu]
“She’s not the love of my life” Enid hissed, turning absolutely red at the comment and looked around as if Wednesday was gonna pop out of some corner and kill her for saying something romantic. The girl doesn’t know about her  love and she plans to keep it that way. Thank the gay gods the goth doesn’t have any social media.
“Anyway as I was saying, there’s a ball in a few hours and want to see what you guys think of my top picks.”
The screen shook as Enid walked towards the guest room. The werewolf steadied the phone on the bed and the camera only showed an empty background while shuffling came from her trying on the first dress.
The top three dresses she chose were flattering. It’s not like she’s trying to make Wednesday see that she’s attractive, no.  Because she’s long accepted that Wednesday wouldn’t ever see her as more than a friend. She’s just dressing for herself, totally.
“Okay guys what do we think of outfit number 1”
[girl you look great i love it *chefs kiss]
[oh wow! You look so gorgeous that looks great on you]
[If that’s only choice number one I wonder how the others look cause that’s already hottt]
“Really? It’s not too much?” Enid asked, and nodded as more comments flooded, “okay, lemme know how number two looks.”
[Hmmm. You look gorgeous, but I dunno something seems off about it]
[What are you talking about??? This one looks cute!]
[marry me marry me marry me marry me]
“Right?! Like it's cute but not really. Okay last one. Maybe this is the dress.”
[ENID THATS IT THATS HOW YOU GET THE GIRL]
[omg enid so pretty]
[asgklasdhfwsdf mommy im gay]
[OOOH I KNOW WHY THE OTHERS LOOK KINDA OFF EVEN IF THEYRE GREAT. ITS CAUSE THEYRE NOT YOU. THIS IS YOU ENID IM SURE YOUR GF WOULD LOVE IT MORE]
“I don’t know about love it, but yeah. This really is more my style.” Enid brushed her hands over the smooth fabric and twirled, trying to look at herself in every possible angle. She bit her lip, it’s sexy but not too much. And the color totally agrees with her skin tone. Yeah. This is the one.
“Okay, I’m gonna get ready. I’ll try to show you guys the after-look and maybe even a pic of Wednesday. Happy Valentine's Day! I love you all thank you for the help!”
[stream ended]
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tequiilasunriise · 1 year
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Wenclair is great as goth x pastels, sunshine x storm cloud, black cat x golden retriever, sun and moon life and death yin and yang etc etc etc-
BUT!
Have y’all considered how perfectly their vibes encapsulate:
✨ao3 gf x wattpad gf✨
Headcanons below! This got super long sorry not sorry!
Enid is SO a trashy unapologetic wattpad writer who uses text to speech to throw together her surprisingly popular fanfics
Wednesday is a sophisticated ao3 user who secretly enjoys getting constructive criticism of her novels and other short stories that she posts there
Enid is the typa author to reply to EVERY comment with heartfelt messages and plenty of emojis
Wednesday is the typa author to never reply to comments but deep down enjoys the kudos and compliments
Enid is a oneshot funshot queen, meanwhile Wednesday has several multi-chapter works going on at the same time
Enid has a super spontaneous updating schedule where she’ll post when she posts
Wednesday updates her works every Wednesday (on the nose I know) and follows a STRICT schedule, she has never missed an update day not fer anything ever
Enid prolly has a cutesy username like ‘kittygotclaws’ or smth idk I dont go on wattpad
Wednesday goes by ‘DaysEnd’ on ao3 and REALLY it's quite on the nose
Everyone knows of Enid's wattpad acc bc she openly talks about it even on her blog, everytime a fic hits some sorta milestone she flexes it to the whole friend group like some sorta proud soccer mom
Wednesday is SUPER SECRETIVE about her ao3 acc, Thing is the only soul who knows of it bc he helps beta read
DaysEnd being a rising ao3 fan favorite amongst the Nevermore student body omg so true so slay of you Miss Addams (she tells Thing she does not care for such popularity but deep down revels in people actually appreciating her work, unlike some publishers out there)
They really like her strong imagery, plot twists, and her stories are pretty gore-heavy but the narration is quite compelling (seriously, she goes so in depth on random macabre shit like different types of murders, ways to cover up said murders, poisons and upkeep on daggers and all this dark shit etc etc that a popular comment she’ll get is ‘hey not to be rude but whats your search history like because how do you KNOW all this??’)
Meanwhile Enid mainly writes fanfics of her fav kpop bands and other OTPs that are often AUs or canon divergent heavy, sometimes she’ll pop off with the most hilarious fanfic that is pure CRACK
That being said, Enid’s works have some pretty damn good dialogue I just know it in my bones that she’s a character driven type of writer
Her emotional introspection is also? Surprisingly good?? Like damn when the feels hit they HIT, Enid is definitely the type to write the fluffest fluff, the angstiest angst, and the most cathartic hurt/comfort you’ll ever read if you make the conscious decision to look past her occasional grammatical errors and other typos
Wednesday’s original works, on the other hand, definitely aren't as much of a heartthrob, they’re probably more plot driven with less space for overly descriptive emotional scenes (both writing styles are valid as hell, mind you)
One day Enid discovers Wednesday’s secret ao3 and lives to tell the tale because deep down Miss Addams is a GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY
In exchange for keeping hush hush, Wednesday has to become Enid’s full-time beta reader for every. Single. Fic.
Wednesday HATES such drivel but agrees to such terms in order to keep her secret safe, much to Thing’s teasing delight over how soft she is for her fellow writer (“For producing such literary muck, she does not even deserve the privilege to tarnish such a title.” “I know what you are, Wednesday.” “What kind of threat is that?”)
I mean that being said, Wednesday gets low key invested in the sapphic otp fanfics Enid seems to have a penchant for writing when the fic isn’t kpop centered, her interest stems from uh nooooo reassooonnn noshutupThingthisdoesntmeananything-
When Enid brings up branching out to writing about OCs like Wednesday does-
Wednesday hates fandom terms like ‘OCs’ btw
-Wednesday encourages Enid to branch out in a very… Wednesdayish way
Like, she’s supportive but you gotta unpeel at least three layers of deflection and deadpanning to get to the real meaning
So yeah!! Enid branches out and starts writing silly little oneshots about various OCs, and if Wednesday notes that all of the stories revolve around gay characters, and if Thing notices how invested Wednesday gets in these silly little sapphics to point where he keeps commenting on it….
Andddd that’s the story of how Enid came back to the dorm with Thing being locked up in the drawer while Wednesday is burying her face in her pillow in what looks like a half-hearted attempt of suffocating herself
Anyways Wednesday’s repressed ass starts to ‘vent’ in her fanfics, if people start noticing DaysEnd incorporating more romance into their works no they don't stfu
It gets to the point where she ‘confesses’ to Enid by having Viper confesses to this new bubbly character that was recently introduced (“These feelings you have plagued me with, you make me sick,” said Viper, “And for my sake, I hope there is no cure.”)
Enid, with a lot I mean a metric fuckton of persuasion from Thing, eventually picks up on this and confesses back
Cue Wednesday beta reading Enid’s latest wattpad work and noticing how it’s about two polar opposite roomates who somehow make it work, and when the cheery one says to the gloomy one, “I also hope there’s no cure for the way I feel about you” it suddenly all clicks for Wednesday
Anyways fanfic gfs who slay together stay together <333
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vampirevatican · 10 months
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Start of my Hobart Brown obsession
british slang/dialect: "peng", "alls i 'eed is a wank n a biscuit."*, "that's for true", "piss off", "bloody 'ell"
hear me out him saying "all i need is a wank and a biscuit" is him joking after getting hurt, that is his "'tis a flesh wound"*
"big steppa" rly makes me think islander roots, which makes me think of hobie with caribbean ancestory, which makes me play #twerk it by busta rhymes ft. nicki, which becomes a teasing fantasy on its own
listen... him saying pum pum in reference to the vag, and it's mainly when he wants to be cute or affectionate with his dirty talk or very suggestive flirting
him taking care of you on your worst days? like making sure you eat, get good sleep (no matter the method), soothing you through a break down or spiral, giving you reassurance
hear me out... the back rubs, the cuddles, the forehead and cheek kisses. bonus points if it's a moment of just sobbing and reassurance and once he sees you've stabilized a bit he tries to get you to laugh
hobie with a nihilist black gf... yes this a bit of a personal indulgence, all of this is hear me tf out, just think about it. he gets with this girl bc her "crap on the establishment" is literally saying "all of this is pointless, we're on a literal floating rock, do what you want."
speaking of alt black power couple... punk x goth. like you can't tell me that wouldn't be cool and fun af
speaking on alt black folks, hobie being into anime intrests me. i did a character ai and went for pop team epic (bc that anime has no consistency) and one of the replies knew the characters names, listen i just think y'all watching animes together and talking about them would be fun... along with like knowing openings and outros. singing them together!! come on.
more brit nd caribbean slang i remember from a college course, arctic monkeys and other random spots in my brain that light up thinking about how hobie speaks
wifey, pickney, blud
bin, right/proper, slag, shag
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sumeru-academy · 2 years
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Cherry chapstick.
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synopsis: you share your lip gloss with them in a creative way.
character(s): sara, yae, lisa. (seperate)
warning(s): kissing. lots of kissing. vague mentions of making out.
note(s): female reader, modern au.
P.S: Did you know frogs can pop their eyeballs inward and into their mouths? Apparently it helps them chew. Fascinating. 
⎯⎯mod angel 🎐
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KUJOU SARA
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“Are you ready to go yet?” Sara’s impatient tone almost made you jerk your hand away again. The lip gloss close to smearing off your lips, and threatening to make you look like someone who had bad motor skills whilst applying makeup in the back of a bumpy van. 
“Sara...! You almost made me smudge,” you cautiously dabbed at the small corner of your lips, your girlfriend only rolling her eyes at this action and lightly prodding at your cheek. “We’re getting late, Y/N. Miko will talk my ear off if we show up late to her party again. You know how she is.”
“I know, I know. I just wanna look hot!” Sara scrunched her nose at this statement. “You’re already hot. Now come on—”
Lightly grabbing your wrist, you had just finished applying the final touches before turning to face your lover fully. Your goth girlfriend freezing in place as she stared at the thin layer of glimmer that accentuated your lips. Wow, you were right. You did look hot.
“Eyes up here babe,” you teased as you watched Sara clear her throat awkwardly. 
“I...I wasn’t—”
“Yeah yeah I know. Like it at least?”
“More than like. You look gorgeous.”
Now it was your turn to get all gushy mushy as you swatted your hands in giddiness. “Pff, I’m glad. Because I’m gonna apply it to you next!”
“Excuse me—”
“Lesbian straddle party!”
You tackled your girlfriend to the bed and made her lie down without messing up her outfit. Sara looking like she both expected and unexpected this considering how long you two had been dating. 
“Get off me.”
“Shut up you’ll look cute.”
Leaning down towards her face, you conjured up the biggest, most teary puppy-dog eyes you could muster and even stuck your lip out in your signature toddler-like pout. “Pleaseeee Sara? Let your cutesy wutesy gf apply lip gloss to you?”
With a perfectly timed lip quiver, you watched as your girlfriend’s tough façade crumbled like Wall Maria. Her narrowed eyes proving no match for your ‘cutesy wutesy’ stare that could make any man succumb to their grave in a fit of tears and squeals. 
“...Fine.” Sara pressed a finger to your lips before you could shout, “But promise me you’ll make it quick. Okay? I have to go start the car.”
“Deal!”
You uncapped the tube of lip gloss and watched as Sara shifted bashfully under your body. She wasn’t used to this compromising position, even though it was totally harmless and innocent. 
Lol. 
“Is it flavored?” Sara asked nonchalantly, trying to not-so-subtly stare at the shimmery coating of your lips. 
“You’ll find out in a second,” you grinned. 
Sara watched as you applied another layer of lip gloss to yourself, and quirked a brow up in confusion. You already had a full fresh coat of lip gloss applied, so why would you—
And then you leaned down and pressed your lips against hers. The stickiness of the lip gloss transferring to her skin as you innocently moved your lips away with a faux doe-like smile. 
Cherry. 
Sara felt her cheeks warm up at the taste. 
It tastes like cherry.
“Like it?” you breathed out a giggle at her reaction. 
“Yes...” Sara then brought your hand up to her face and lightly kissed your palm. 
“Though, I think a second coat is needed. You know, to make it more visible.”
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YAE MIKO
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“Seems like Sara and her girlfriend are going to be late again...” Miko stared judgingly at the text on her phone, stating that the couple might be held up in “traffic” and won’t be able to make it for another half hour. The various little typos and quick lowercase spelling being an obvious sign that the two of them weren’t going to be late due to traffic. Oh Sara, Miko knew better. Miko always knew better. 
“Typical of them,” you smiled in the mirror as you continued to apply your mascara. Miko only smiling in the reflection of the mirror and walking up to wrap her arms around you affectionately. 
“Mm...but at least my pretty girl won’t keep me waiting, right?” Miko’s coy smile flashed beside you in the mirror. Her hushed whispers tickling the outer shell of your ear as you jabbed your mascara tube against her nose to keep her from kissing you.
“Away from the makeup, Miko. Away, away.”
You shooed her away with another jab to the nose. Miko’s face scrunching up adorably before swatting your hand away in annoyance. 
“Ugh. Am I not allowed to smooch my darling anymore?” Miko’s face mimicked that of a disappointed child. 
“Not when you’re getting lipstick stains all over my face.”
“Oh come on. You love it.”
“Lies. Lies I say,” you turned back to face the mirror and ignored the suggestive faces Miko was making in the reflection of the mirror. Little puckering noises coming from her lips and further agitating you as you pulled out a tube of lip gloss. “Miko, if you keep making out with the air, I’m going to think you’re cheating on me.”
“Awe, but I’d never cheat on a steal like you,” Miko grinned flirtatiously. 
“I know, I know, I’m too hot to lose,” you chuckled, starting to swipe lip gloss over your lips and catching the attention of the curious kitsune. “Is that a new lip gloss?” she asked with piqued interest, your smirk in the mirror saying yes. 
“Mhm. Got it from Nephora just the other day. Wanna try it?”
Miko stared at the shimmery lip gloss over your lips and nodded. Seemingly entranced with how extra enticing you looked in this new shade of color. “Looks cute. I’ll go wipe off my own.”
“Oh, there’s no need for that Miko,” you chuckled menacingly. 
“Ah...I beg your pardon--”
With two quick strides against the hardwood of your house, you grabbed your girlfriend by the collar of her dress and kissed her. Hard. The sweet and slightly sour burn of lip gloss being all the kitsune could taste from your lips as her ears rocketed to the sky in both shock and adoration. 
‘Oh...Oh wow...’
It was really funny. And cute. Her ears standing as straight as her posture as she quickly kissed back. Trying to get back at you before you inevitably pulled away. 
“Hah! Your face...!” you giggled, wiping away a bit of smeared lip gloss from her cheek. Miko fortunately bouncing back from your little stunt and getting right back into her teasing game.
“Hm, you’re right, you got it all over me.” She smirked, watching you raise a brow in confusion. 
“I think I should do it this time. A bit more precisely and neater.”
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LISA MINCI
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“Something smells good, and it’s not just the food...”
Lisa’s airy chuckle met with your reply as she stirred tonight’s dinner around in a pan. “Hm, thanks cutie, it’s a new perfume brand I got just the other day. It’s supposed to smell like wildflowers and honey, but let’s be honest, you’re the only honey I really need.”
“How very cottagecore lesbian of you,” you chuckled, your wife only smiling in reply as she took a quick glance at you from behind. The faint sparkle of sweet lip gloss not going unnoticed by the librarian’s trained eye. “Touched yourself up for tonight?” Lisa’s teasing demeanor returned, switching off the stove and carrying tonight’s pasta dinner to a bowl.  
“It’s only fair that I pair my new lip gloss with your new perfume. You’re not the only one who can dress to impress,” you walked over to the cabinets and began grabbing plates to set up for tonight’s special dinner date. The fancy ones, as tonight was wine night and both you and Lisa loved wine night. 
“Mm, you don’t need to impress me sweetheart, you could’ve shown up in sweats and a T-shirt and I still would’ve found you sexy.”
“Drinking wine in sweatpants does not seem very sexy to me,” you scoffed, playfully shouldering her as you started setting up the silverware. 
“Mm...it could work with you...” Lisa smiled, going over to toss up the salad, “Hey, do you think I could borrow that lip gloss you used? Looks super cute, plus we’d match!” 
“Oh sure! Hold on...” setting down the last fork, you made your way over to your makeup bag and got the tube in hand. Staring at the shimmery cylinder with awe before an idea struck you like a discus to Hyacinthus. 
‘Hah, she won’t know what hit her.’
Just like Hyacinthus--
Clutching the tube with newfound mischief, you applied another layer to your lips and made a popping sound to even it out. Walking towards your busied wife who was adding some ranch, and tapping her shoulder with a smirk on your lips.
“I got it.”
“Oh, thanks cutie,” not even looking in your direction, Lisa stuck out her hand with the intentions of just receiving the lip gloss tube. Of course, these weren’t your intentions as you grabbed her hand and pulled her towards you. Your now stunned wife gasping in shock when you planted a sweet yet not long enough kiss to smear the lip gloss just how she wanted. 
“Oh!”
Pulling away before she could lean in for more, you deviously licked away the lip gloss from the corner of your lip and chuckled. “A little payback for always messing with me. Like the shade?”
Lisa suddenly grabbed your arms and leaned back in to kiss you, savoring the sticky texture of gloss as you panicked and instantly lost your cool. 
“Uh? Hello? Dinner?”
“Dinner can wait.”
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songs the Sakamaki bros would have sex or make-out session to
WARNING: NSFW (if you’re below 18, just don’t freakin’ read things like this, okay?)
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DISCLAIMER: I just got this idea ‘cause an acquaintance told me she turns up the volume of her radio when she does it with her gf (that’s all the story ‘cause I ain’t curious about her sex life)
SHUU SAKAMAKI
No brainer. Classical music. PERIOD.
Sometimes it would be the violin covers or orchestra pieces he always listens to since he’s lazy to change the music
Other times, it would be songs that came out from a sensual mixtape
Most of them probably from Two Feet or Cigarettes After Sex
Or even from LANY or The 1975
A rare one from the playlist would be Ariana Grande’s off the table
Shuu likes it slow, teasing you during foreplay
But he ain’t a lazy lover
Likes it when he makes you feel every sensation
Also a sucker for comfort sex so get ready for sad songs
Probs from Mitski’s “I Want You” or Lily Allen’s “Littlest Things”
No BDSM
But if you want to, he can notch a few things 😉
REIJI SAKAMAKI
Another classical music fan
But this one likes the haunting pieces, ya know the ones used when you’re escaping a dark castle or running from a monster at the forest
Idk why he sees it romantic but for him it sets the mood
Thinks of sex as a means to be a sadist
What the actual fvck
Would also play Kiss of Fire by Hugh Laurie or Bei Mir Bist du Schon by The Andrew Sisters
Light BDSM
Would also test out his poison on you
He’s gonna make you cum either from pleasure or from fear
You like it either way so no complaining
AYATO SAKAMAKI
Welcome to the wild side
The music taste of this Ore-sama is undoubtedly rock
Heavy metal, pop, punk, goth, emo—the sound of the electric guitar in the background fires him up
I picture him turning up the volume so high he’s gonna hear complaints from the other brothers later on
Most of the time, he’d play songs from All Time Low, ACDC, Pierce The Veil, Fall Out Boy, Nirvana, etc.
He likes having wild and rough sex
Would probably leave hickeys
I also think he’s someone who would invite you out on a sex in public
Poor boy can’t keep his pants on
Would also pull up a prank where he would turn off the volume, insert the microphone, and turn the speaker back on so his S/O’s moans would be heard around the mansion
Also keeps a record of the moans as a form of blackmail
This jerk
Would get in a fight with Subaru for being so noisy
You’d probably not show up in the mansion for a few days because of that
But Ayato has his ways to convince you otherwise so fvck everything
“What a bad girl.”
“You’re the bad one, Ayato-kun.”
“Che! You love this Ore-sama so suck it.”
Suck what???
KANATO SAKAMAKI
The playlist of this one is as vast as the ocean
His music taste is a mix of all his brothers
So there are times he would play scary classicals or punk rock or sensual and playful based on his mood
I imagine him having comfort sex while My Immortal by Evanescence is playing in the background
But most of the time he’d play songs from Lana del Rey, Yohio, Panic! At The Disco, Blink-182, and Melanie Martinez
He actually turns the song “Tonight You Belong To Me” by The Lennon Sisters into a creepy one because of how possessive he is
For a sensual person, he prefers taking everything slow
Even your pain as he chokes you into oblivion
That’s some heavy BDSM sht
Would also play songs from My Chemical Romance like the ones from Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge or I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
If he’s feeling romantic (which is rare), he would play Doja Cat’s Kiss Me More or The Cardigans’ Lovefool
Tho tbh it’s rare for him to turn on music because he would rather listen to his S/O’s moans and screams of pain as her heart beats faster in fear and anticipation
Would only turn them on if his S/O starts being noisy
LAITO SAKAMAKI
Alexa, play Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me
Did someone say whore?
This slut has the horniest playlist ever out of all the brothers
You'd probably mistake him as a stripper
Most of the songs would be from Rihanna, Doja Cat, Ariana Grande, Charlie Puth, Lana del Rey, etc.
Basically, mostly sex songs that are popular with teenagers
Would also have the same sensual sex playlist like Shuu has
He plays them all even if he’s being a bitch to his flings
Would most likely mess you up and make you begging for more
This slut
He is a mix of a wild ride with sadism and BDSM
His music and moans are so noisy Reiji banned him from having sex in the mansion
Even noisier than Ayato
Never stops being a perv even when he’s alone
Stay away from him at all costs
SUBARU SAKAMAKI
He’s emo. Period.
Whether it’s a slow or rough sex, there’s always an emo song playing in the background
Sometimes you ask him if he’s sad or what
“I am not sad. Why are you asking me that?!”
Poor baby car
He probs share the same music as Ayato’s but more on the self-loathing part
Mostly Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Pierce The Veil, Nirvana, and the likes
Is actually noisy he just doesn’t know it
He is even louder than the music he’s playing so the brothers would hear his moans than his S/O
This gives them the nightmares
They tease him later on about this, especially Shuu and Ayato
“You even said ‘scream my name, louder’ the fvck”
“I did not say that.”
“Oh yeah sure while she’s giving you the head.”
“I DID NOT!”
The living room will be in chaos again much to Reiji’s dismay
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number1villainstan · 1 year
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Villain Pet AU
In which most/all of the villains/villain groups in MHA have their own pets/mascots. @cans-of-beans and I created this in a wild discord convo. Beans, if there's anything important I missed/that you want to elaborate on please add it on
League of Villains: Monchan, naturally. In this AU, he has a longevity/immortality Quirk (so Tomura can't hurt him by accident) and One For All (which he got by accident, by licking up some of All Might's blood during his battle with AFO while All Might was thinking about a successor). There is much debate in the League over whether he's haunted, weird, or just a Very Smart Good Boy. This is because the vestiges (mostly Nana) use an Ouija board to communicate through Monchan. (It was Toga and Twice's idea.)
Shie Hassaikai, specifically Chisaki: Shi, aka Four, a black cat that Chisaki adopted at Pops' request two years pre canon. (Also my personal favorite and therefore the longest section here.) The conversation went a little like this:
Pops: You need to develop empathy and be more human. Maybe taking care of a pet will help.
Chisaki, used to Pops indirectly insulting him: Oh thank god, for a second I thought you were going to shove a whole child at me.
Pops: Haha, no, I don't trust you with a child.
(Eri is hanging out with her grandfather for now. It's a marginally better situation.)
Four has an intelligence Quirk. She can't naturally understand human language or get into deep philosophy (and she still acts and thinks like a cat), but she understands some things that normal cats don't (like that feet are a part of humans and not the enemy) and can communicate concrete ideas with symbols that Kai taught her.
Her name is Four/Shi because in Japanese both death and four can be pronounced 'shi,' making four an unlucky number. I feel like Chisaki would be the type of person to play on that superstition.
Chisaki loves this cat. So much so that he gets/sews clothes for her. He tried to make her wear shoes too, to keep her feet off the dirty floors, but she hated them because they kept her from using her claws. Also, there is definitely a cat-sized lab coat among the clothes she has.
Gentle Criminal and La Brava: You know the whole "Kiwi and his goth gf" thing? Those are the birds these two have. Gentle has the goth gf, whose name is Bronte--sometimes he'll call her Miss/Madame Bronte for fun. Brava's multicolor bf's name is Cariño(so), which is Spanish for sweetheart/kind/loving/gentle. The birds are in love, naturally, and they often fly out with cameras attached to scope out areas Gentle and Brava are interested in for their videos/heists.
The MLA/PFL: Neither of us have gotten far enough into the story to meet them, so we decided for fun that they had a goldfish with a mecha suit a la Megamind. (This is subject to review.)
(Bonus: Natsuo, in this AU, is a vet and works at a veterinary clinic that (somehow) all of the villains attend to for their pets. The clinic is the only neutral ground that all of them respect.)
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brodingles · 1 year
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Year in Review, 2022
I actually made a couple of these, because it was hard deciding what really encompassed my year. The version above is the one with my Aesthetic version, which has the pieces I think were the prettiest or most aesthetically pleasing ones I did for that month.
This post has my thoughts on the pieces and some overall thoughts on my progression through the year! I’ll post one with just the image afterwards.
January
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I spent most of January coming off the end of IR and DMP, and as such I had a lot of. Juniper, Dorkus, and Angie on the brain. I actually made a few of these little comics. >:0 Dorkus is one of my favourite expressions I’ve done in a long time, and it lives in my army of Discord emotes haha.
This kind of WAS my meme for the month, my favourite thing overall.
February
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This piece is actually part of a set that I did on stream! It’s part of a set. Keep this artstyle in mind, it will come back later!
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Was still drawing Triad Shenanigans this month. I just wanted to share Discount Chocolate Dorkus.
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Despite what it may seem like, I actually spent this month planning Tiny Gents! I made headshots for every important NPC for the first oneshot I ran ever in my life. Very shaky knees, but everything went well!!
March
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I have no idea what came over me for this one I just went as feral as Barbeau haha. This HAD to be when we were talking about doing a certain DnD game, but the DM and players have been so busy all year we never played. Maybe 2023 is the year Barbeau comes into fruition??
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Not the full comic and no Dorkus because I’ve already shared plenty of Dorkus and Juniper needs to be in here SOMEWHERE, but apparently I was still going strong with these in March?? Wild!
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We ran the second(?) Tiny Gents session this month. I am including Tiny Gents because it was such a big part of the year in total haha. April
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I actually don’t like this piece very much, if I’m honest, but I made it and that should be worth something!! I had the song Eyes Don’t Lie going on loop for this, and I put it on my Rememdium playlist, which is probably my most played playlist of the year (If not, it’s TG). This song is going to come up again, but it definitely put me in A Rememdium brainspace.
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I actually spent the month drawing more Tiny Gents stuff. Pictured above is one of the “Feral Group” PCs (featuring Charming reading a book). I did some more character design stuff this month, mostly sketching traditionally.
May
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This piece is actually from a LIST of pieces that I did in a row for the Song Meme. This one just looks the nicest when cropped to me haha.
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I also redrew a classic comic with the newer designs for the TG RA’s. I...got so much done this month haha.
June
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Pride! Emilio and (then) Geon! This was actually NOT the highlight of the month, because this month I created Aine!!
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She just POPPED into existence while I was listening to Eyes Don’t Lie and then she took over my brain for a while. 
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I also did more Tiny Gents art because I had brainrot all year.
July
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ANTHONY TOKEN
So Anthony, my boy, came into existence a little before this month, but I didn’t draw him much or think about him much until AFTER I drew his token. Now I’m obsessed with the goober. I plan on redrawing this, I’m not as happy with it now.
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I actually posted this one here recently, but I did this as a send off with the Feral Group for TG. They haven’t played since and I miss them ;v;
August
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I did a lot of doodles? This month? It was a little slow. I created Hisscisca (the half orc) and Jamie (the pink goth). I actually did frames for an animatic done by @anatthema-art 
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Also created another character with the help of @churrobird
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Got back into Triad shenanigans and made Dorkus a gf. I also did a set of outfits for Juniper! I’ll try to post these separately, this post is getting long.
BUSY MONTH.
September
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More Tiny Gents. I did so much Tiny Gents. Not so much art but just doing Tiny Gents.
BUT I ALSO WENT INTO ANTHONY BRAINROT
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I HAVE SO MUCH ANTHONY. I DID AN ANIMATIC FOR ANTHONY I WEEP. I SOB. I CRY.
October
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I drew this one in a haste and for love of the game to do MOTI’s Songtober! It was a really fun piece to do, and I’m surprised I have not done more fanart for this game ohoho. Omori made a big impact on my art.
I also tried really hard to do a TG comic this month, and I did 3 pages. Hooray! I can’t find it in my files, but it sure is a thing I did.
I also did like...3 birthday pieces because I have so many OCs with October birthdays.
I actually also spent this month working on an even bigger project...
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 So Monkey’s Paw is not mentioned ANYWHERE in this summary, and that’s because I forgot I had to do a ton of art for it despite it consuming my being for several months. It is a surprise I got anything else done, really. I don’t even remember when I drew these-- technically they should be earlier. I’m glad the song and video are out haha. Also yes I put an Omori reference in the video.
November
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This piece kind of changed how I approach my pieces in general? There was a lot of reference gathering and editing that went into it, even though it didn’t take long to actually draw. I just wanted to try something cool, and it seems to have succeeded.  Really this month I did a bunch of cool art with Anthony, I’m also quite fond of the sword piece.
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I have so many feelings about this image you don’t understand.
December
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I actually don’t know if the person I did this for has a Tumblr, but it was a Secret Santa gift! I did other smaller pieces this month, a lot of them, actually, but I mostly just chilled out. December was very reflective for me personally, and I became so grateful for things that happened this year. This summary is very visual heavy and I apologize for that, but there’s so much art to share this time around and I wanted to do that! Conclusion
I spent this year working mostly on my own projects, which was very surreal. I’m very grateful for being able to do that, and would like to continue working on projects throughout 2023 as well!
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simnostalgia · 2 years
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So unsurprisingly, Tumblr isn't bringing back titties. Sorry I'm back on my shit again but I gotta talk about this because it really bothers me.
Holy shit, the CEO of automattic made this big long post about how "porn LITCHERALLY cannot exist in 2022" and like I obviously am not the CEO of a tech company but his whole argument seems so disingenuous and shitty.
He tries to play it off like "I'm SoOoOo libertarian with content but the internet literally WON'T allow internet or else someone will come to your house and beat you to death with a large cartoon mallet!!"
Like, he's not wrong that the internet is entirely different than it was in 2007 but acting as if this is an issue of censorship being unbeatable and not money and influence is pretty insulting. He literally says "the only way you could have porn is if you accepted crypto!" which like... Twitter? 4chan? Etc?
Like it's fine if you don't want to do that. Shit, I'm a SIMS blog. I don't give a single shit if your big tittie goth anime gf is allowed here. But like, I get really tired of them trying to play it off like this when it literally comes down to-
Apple wanted to throw its weight around and make an example out of Tumblr because it's NOT willing to piss off Twitter. Lots of people who actually matter actually use that site.
Tumblr wasn't willing to stand up for what it believed in. It was dropping porn to keep the lights on and NOT lose advertisers. Which is fine but don't LIE about it.
That whole little "Oh my god, we would have to live in a "crypto-utopia" (his words, gross btw) to have porn on the internet in the year of our lord 2022". When it's literally just that the cost of HAVING the porn was deemed too much.
Like, kiwifarms, a site run by a literal moron that existed basically just to dox people existed for years and only RECENTLY got taken down and just popped up under a different name again.
It's fine @staff. You can just say "sorry, we want to make money and your drawings of Steven Universe finger blasting Sailor Moon while Dean Winchester watch was no longer profitable due to policy changes, maybe if you're looking for that try a site too big to get bullied by the ghost of acclaimed turtleneck wearing asshole, Steve Jobs (the most pompous white man currently in Hell, at least until Elon Musk shuffles off this mortal coil)"
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trashcatsnark · 1 year
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Some Cyberpunk NPC Fashion Headcanons: Misty, Judy, and Panam
Okay, so this has been burning in the back of my brain for five thousand years- as an unfashionable fatass loser who loves the idea of clothes and style in theory, I project this love onto fictional characters. Mostly my oc, but also canon characters. So, of course in game characters wear one outfit but I've developed kind of my own idea of what their style would be based both off those canon outfits and the vibes I get~
If you disagree, that's your business- but I'm having fun with the barbie dolls rn.
Misty- Cozy quirky goth gf
dresses in quirky goth fashion or like a victorian ghost, no in between
eclectic as fuck
cozy sweaters are always a favorite though
dresses with peter pan collars, i have no explanation, i just feel it
those kitschy chunky earrings that are like little raisin boxes or like weird clown babydolls
general kitsch touches, she likes things a little weird, keeps life interesting
**crystals~**
definitely has a purse or bag with thousand of weird little pins and keychains- she sees the value of minimalism but she just loves weird cute little things
fishnets and different patterned tights
weird chunky boots
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Judy- Punk contrast techie
shorts and overalls obviously, always with a strap undone for the aesthetic~
idk why but i just get the vibe she loves asymmetry- one shoulder, asymmetrical cut out, fuck yeah
and like contrasting patterns and stuff, like shorts and pants with mismatching legs
i see her in bright plaid punk pants, it just fits the vibe, don't ask me why
crop tops more often than not- likes showing off her tattoos
bushido merch
not a big jewelry gal but she likes a fun belt
has to have pockets- do not get her on the topic of non-functional pockets
feel like she probably has tattooed on eyeliner, not her full eyeliner look is tattooed- but like a base layer of it is
has band merch shirts and clothes too for sure, she's passionate about her interests and will wear them with pride
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Panam- Nomad tomboy gremlin
fashion isn't exactly a huge priority in the nomad world, but Panam still has her taste- notably her love of bodysuits
also does love the off the shoulder look- but finding bras that work with it and her tits is the bane of her existence
Bras are generally the bane of her existence- you wanna hear a rant ask this woman about having the underwire snap in her last good bra and stabbing her in the tit when she's 4 hours into a 12 hour drive and miles away from civilization
cargo pants, torn jeans, and ratty shorts
so many of her clothes are torn
tattered old crop tops and tanks
almost always has her aldecaldo jacket thrown over whatever she's wearing- even if it clashes
also not a big jewelry person, just not super practical- her and a friend in the clan tried to piece their own ears when they were kids and all they did was earn themselves some nasty infections
this girl has camo pants, idk if that's my brain associating her with 6th street from that one gig or the connection between aldecaldos and vets- this girl has camo pants
more of her clothes are stolen from other aldecaldos than she'd care to admit
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My V (Aidan Becker)- crouching punk hidden pastel
leather jacket 9 times out of 10 (definitely stole it off a corpse)
black crop tops, stomach almost always showing
ripped pants and shorts, often with fishnets beneath
subtle hidden touches of cute stuff, like she'll take off her combat boots and have pink heart socks on beneath
skirts when she's feeling fancy or slutty
flannels for pops of colors occasionally
if she's not one arm raise away from flashing her tits- whats the point?
only wears bras if they're meant to be seen
bright blue nail polish always
teddy bear hoodie when she's home alone and vibing- very few have seen it, embarrassed by it- but it's very cozy
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mostlyghoestly · 2 years
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Bitchin' | Steve Harrington
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Request: Steve Harrington having a goth GF and meeting the kids Requested by: @isatuamor
Disclaimer: I dont own any of the ST characters, as well as all X readers will be gender neutral. So please enjoy! No spoilers.
Bitchin' | Steve Harrington x Reader
It all started from Steve asking you about finally meeting his kids. "Would you like to meet them?" He would ask with a wide smile and love in his eyes. You didn't know if it was for you or for the kids but you felt bad. You declined that time. Trust me, you wanted to meet them- you REALLY did but you were scared. You weren't like Nancy or Robin or hell even other people Steve got with. "Why not?" He whined. He grabbed onto your hand and swung it a bit. "Please, They mean the world to be and it would be nice if the other side of my world met each other." He pouted, running a hand trough his very nice styled hair. "Steve.. Im scared." You admitted, "What if they don't like me? What if they don't like me? As You said they're your world and i need them to like me. Im not your usual type i know that. I don't look like Nancy or Pam or Tammy or any other person who you've been with. I dress in all dark clothing, my make-up is sometimes things that haunts peoples dreams and my music keeps people up at night." "Listen , None of that will matter to them. They're a couple of misfit kids who will love you just as much as I do okay." His hands snaked round to grab your waist, pulling you close to him. "Fine i'll meet your kids." you sighed. His wide smile returned and kissed you. "Good because they'll be here in-" He looked at his watch and then at you. "10 minutes." He pulled away and then rushed out of the room as you fell onto his bed. This was not going to be easy.
A loud pounding was heard exactly ten minutes after it was announced. Your breath started to get heavy and your hands started to shake. Steve grabbed your hands quickly, "Breath. Come on follow after me." He breathed in and out , making you follow his lead which calmed you down a bit. "I swear they're not bad. They will love you." "Come on Harrington! We don't got all day." One of the kids behind the front door yelled. Steve sighed as you chucked. Steve released you and motioned you to stay put. "Stay here." He said as he made his way to the door, You had calmed down a bit but still was highly nervous. He opened the door and six different kids popped into the house, one after the other. "What movie are we watching tonight Harrington?" This kid had curly hair under a baseball cap. Steve clasped his hands together, "Right about that. Before we do that i would like you to see someone special to me." A chorus of 'who's' played throughout the kids as you slowly and quietly got off of his couch and slightly stepped towards the group. "My partner." He said slowly with a smile on his face as he looked at each kids face fill with shock. "Who would date you?" The same kids as before asked. Ouch, that had to hurt Steve's ego. You took your leap then, just as Steve was about to open his mouth. "Me, I would." You spoke and watched each head whip to you quickly. Their mouths hung open and eyes went wide. "Woah." They all said together. This made you uncomfortable, these kids were Steve's everything and they don't like you. "How did you land them Steve?" One of them finally spoke, It was a red-headed girl. She smirked towards Steve and then back at you. "I'm Max." She said nodding at you. Each of them then spoke up introducing themselves.
"Dustin." "Mike, and thats El or Jane." He mentioned to a young girl with wavy short hair. She smiled awkwardly. "Will." "Lucas."
You smiled at them, dear god were they just the cutest. "I'm (Y/N). " You said shyly. You looked down and played with some chains hanging from your outfit. "So what movie are we watching kids?" Steve spoke up and smiled at you. He was happy, unbelievably happy. He know they kids liked you, some of the brats even liked you a little too much. What can he say, you're very easy on the eyes if you will. The kids bursted out in suggestions and bickering amongst themselves, as they did that Steve wrapped an arm around you. "They like you very much." "How can you know that?" You questioned, because of how you looked at it. It didn't seem to be going well. The kids continued to bicker until they finally settled on a movie. You noticed that the bowl of popcorn was empty, so you grabbed it and whispered to Steve that you're going to get the rest. He nodded, entranced by the movie. You got up, quickly and quietly, heading to the kitchen to get the rest. You were making your way back when you heard hushed voices. "So what do you guys think of them?" Steve asked in a hushed voice. You stopped walking when you heard that. Stopping all movement to hear the responses. "They're so cool! You see how they're dressed!" Mike exclaimed with excitement. It was still very hushed as they were all huddled together. Max was the next one to speak up, "They're not like the others. You're different , they're different. " She side smiled at Steve. "Yeah!," Dustin exclaimed, only to be shushed by the group. "Remember your other dates? Most of them picked on us. This one, they're nervous but they haven't said anything bad to us- unlike others." It was sad to think what type of people Steve has brought around them to make them feel this way. The rest said similar things before they turned to El. "How about you kid?" Steve said softly. She looked up from her hands and smiled. "Bitchin'" Steve's face exploded in a wide smile as El's words came from her mouth and jokingly told her not to cuss. You thought it was a good time to come back. You placed on a good fake confused face and looked towards the screen and Carrie was getting drenched in pig's blood. "Uh, what are we laughing at?" They all un huddled quickly and pulled away from each other. All shaking their heads and repeating a chorus of 'no's''. You slide back into your spot next to Steve and lean into him and whisper. "I really like your kiddos." You smile at him and kiss his cheek. As soon as you do that a body leans against you. It was will, who looked tired and wanted to rest. He was already knocked out before you could say anything. " Our kiddos." Steve kissed the side of your head and repeated it again with a smile.
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littlemessyjessi · 2 years
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Steve Harrington and the Witchy GF
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So I mentioned witchy GF for Steve here and I got an overwhelmingly positive response via messages and a few asks and comments as well. 
So here's kinda what I'm thinking. 
Maybe witchy GF is a friend of kawaii/lovecore GF's from back home. 
Cause you know, she's the new kid. 
And maybe like, she's the best friend actually and so it was so fucking hard when kawaii gf had to leave. 
And maybe witchy GF just thought, fuck it, might as well trade one small town for another. 
So she fucking does.  Just up and moves to Hawkins.  
Maybe it takes her a while to get there because you know, she was still a senior and trying to save up. 
But eventually, she gets enough together and just thinks, fuck it, I'll figure it out. 
And maybe she shows up in the parking lot one day.  
And Goth GF is over there being shy over Billy even though the little simp has been dating him for a year. 
And Kawaii GF is making Eddie blush because there's no hope for him when it comes to him.   I mean, kawaii already landed him and yet she still flirts with him RELENTLESSLY.  Poor boy's heart will probably explode one of these days. 
And so anyway maybe witchy GF pulls up on a motorcycle. 
And it's all black and gold and glistening in the light. 
And maybe she gets off the bike, black and gold celestial boots hitting the pavement.  
And she lets loose the long swishy skirt (That she tied up to keep it from being a problem while driving).  
And maybe she's got a black leather jacket with gold stars on the sleeves and pins on the front. 
And maybe she takes off her helmet to fix the purple wrap around her head.  She adjust the little black and gold decorative band around it because you know, this is a new place and new people and she veils to protect her energy. 
And maybe she slips the giant gold hoops back in her ears, the glittery gold of her nail polish glinting in the light. 
And maybe her eyes that are done up in sparkling gold shadow and ornate black liner search the parking lot. 
And she spots a familiar flash of pink and red and glitter and hearts. 
And so she whistles a tune that she knows will get her attention. 
And kawaii GF immediately stops teasing her boyfriend and slowly pivots around. 
And she's just standing there, staring across the parking lot trying to decide if she's had a stroke or if that witch bitch fine piece of ass is really her best friend from home. 
And then Kawaii gf is off in a dead run, launching herself when she gets a few feet from witch girl who laughs and catches her. 
Fingers tattooed with symbols and runes pat the head of the excitable kawaii gf.  
A gold lip ring glints in the light as she smiles, her red lips stretching in happiness. 
And then kawaii gf has grasped her inked fingers and is all but yanking witchy girl across the parking lot. 
She's screaming.  Screaming. 
At the top of her lungs. 
"Babe! Babe! Come meet the love of my life!" 
To which Eddie is slightly offended of course. 
And she all but flings the girl at the group of people. 
Goth GF is, of course, flustered because god damn where do all these hot girls keep coming from? 
Billy is amused by this if not a little territorial… again. 
Poor Eddie is still trying to recover from having a person flung at him and also trying to process the fact that kawaii GF is telling him that witchy girl was her first EVERYTHING. 
And apparently she has no shame in it even if witchy girl looks a little embarassed to have had their business put out there like that. 
And beside Billy's Camaro is Steve, leaned up against his own car.
It was less about looking cool and more about the fact that fact that if he didn't he was fairly certain his knees would buckle. 
And he's glad he has sunglasses on because his eyes are blown wide. 
But apparently, his mouth that had fallen open was a little obvious because Robin, always ready to dig at him, pops him under the chin. 
"Close your mouth, Dingus.  You'll catch flies."  
Hey, loves! So I hope you liked the intro to witchy gf.  She's part witchy part biker because I think Steve secretly needs a girl like that.  Tbh.  Also, by the way… I have literally created the actual characters for Goth GF, Kawaii GF and Witchy GF with names, descriptions, backgrounds and everything.  I would love to share them with you and also maybe just do a trifecta story with the ladies and their gents.  AND I actually made one for Robin too… with a gremlincore/goblincore GF.   So there's that.  But idk if you want to see that so I haven't mentioned it before.   
Anyway, I'd love to hear your thoughts! 
Love, K 
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puff-world · 2 years
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I'm gonna rank every skylander and ripoff @jelloapocalypse
This will not be based in gameplay but design because fuck that noise any how les go
PART 1: MAGIC
Wrecking ball: [insert dead joke] -6
Voodood: dood you are like totally forgettable 3
Spyro: [insert joke about his face] 6
Double trouble: despite being forgettable, you survived -6
Pop fizz: he drinks mountain dew, truley a gamer 7
Ninjini: ok your fucking cool 8
Trap shadow: who 1
Star strike: yall remember those egg theives from spyro? 7
Hoot loop: CRAZY ASS -8
Dune bug: my apologies to trap shadow, who are you? -1
Enigma: you look like a wow boss 9
Deja vu: cute pigtails lazy name 5
Cobra cadabra: COBRA COBRAAA 7
Blastermind: kaos what are you doing here 4
Splat: dranie bob Ross 6
Pain-yatta: how are you magic dude: 7
Mysticat: eh 1
Buck shot: and eh 0
Over all score: 5
PART 2: UNDEAD
Hex: who's goth gf is this? 7
Ghost roaster: why did they scrap you? 7
Cynder: why are you here? 6
Chop chop: he has a bone to pick with you 7
Freight rider: you look like a common enemy 5
Eye brawl: ok ngl really fucking sick -9
Roller brawl: my bad this is the goth gf 5
Rattle snake: yall ever watch rango? 7
Night shift: I dont get it 7
Grim creeper: dopey but cute -6
Short cut: hesh gonna gecha! -7
Krypt king: chop chops top boyfriend 8
Funny bone: play dead! -6
Bat spin: bleh both literally and figuratively 4
Fiesta: drip 9
Wolf gang: London 8
Pit boss: this sssssucks 3
Chopscotch: your pun name is your saving grace or grave -1
Over all score: 8
PART 3: LIFE
Zook: [insert soldier tf2 quotes] -5
Stump smash: neat -7
Stealth elf: porn bait 6
Camo: you're not very camouflaged 4
Tree rex: man going hard 9
Shroom: mama mia -7
Zoo lou: uhm 3
Stink bomb: gross 5
Grilla drilla: isnt a drill counter active to the eco friendly drip 5
Bumble blast: [buck bumble theme] -7
Tuff luck: furry bait 4
High five: hesa pupper 7
Food fight: trigger happy rip off 5
Bushwhack: whack off! Wait? 3
DONKEY KONG: DONKEY KONG 9
Thrillipede: he gives a 1000% 8
Crash bandicoot: WOAH 9
Chompy mage: dr livesly walk 9
Boom bloom: coolio 7
Ambush: not expected 7
Over all score: -7
PART 4: FIRE
Sunburn: sqwaaaaa 6
Ignitor: kinda lit 7
Flame slinger: the writers were blind making him 4
Eruptor: I finna puke, in a good way 7
Hot head: kinda dopey but also really neat 6
Hot dog: stop drop and roll over: -5
Smolderdash: yall watch moana 8
Fryno: I'm kimda loving it -6
Fire kraken: he so dopey I love him -7
Blast zone: ignitors top boyfriend wait didnt I make this joke already 7
Wildfire: anduin if he liked fire 7
Trail blazer: my little arson 7
Torch: she hot literally 7
Ka boom: compensating much 7
Spitfire: lit but not in the good way 5
Bowser: look up @were-Ralph 9
Tae kwon crow: is this a fried chicken joke? 5
Flare wolf: furry bait 5
Ember: she was better in danny phantom 7
Over all: 7
PART 5: WATER
Zap: alotta spyro ripoffs 6
Wham shell: dont look at me with those big ol eyes 6
Slam bam: for being so chilled hes kinda hot 8
Gill grunt: this man goes hard 9
Thumpback: thumpback mountain 9
Chill: not really cool tho 7
Swash buckler: disney lawsuit 9
RIP tide: here comes the crimson chin -7
Punk shock: kinda cool kinda forgettable 5
Freeze blade: "I like your cut g" 7
Snap shot: yall play pokemon 7
Lob star: is mayonnaise an instrument 5
Flip wreck: [vulgar dolphin noises] 4
Echo: zap became a goth gf 6
Dive clops: scooby doo vibes 7
Tidepool: meh 5
King pen: 7
Grave clobber: excuse me what 0
Over all: 7
PART 6: EARTH
Terra fin: did he get fatter over time 8
Prism break: the pun was under utilized 8
Dino rang: picks up phone* "what's your favorite dinosaur" 7
Bash: awww rock pupper 8
Flash wing: theres the spyro rip off 5
Crusher: blag blag blah prism breaks top boyfriend 8
Slobber tooth: a pale imitation of bash 6
Scorp: sorry I'm a scorpio -6
Rubble rouser: uga uga -7
Doom stone: sorry but naw 4
Wallop: furry bait 5
Rocky roll: a lil guy 8
Head rush: I want her to kick my ass 9
Fist bump: hows it going bros its [insert n bomb] 4
Smash hit: yall watch ice age 3? 6
Tritip: pick up the phone a lil kid wants to talk dinosaurs 5
Golden queen: yasss queen 8
Barbella: once again hit me 8
Over all: 8
PART 7: AIR
Whirlwind: spyro ripoff again 4
Warnado: I like turtles 7
Sonic boom: good show 6
Lighting rod: move that cloud so I can see that lighting rod: 7
Swarm: buck bumble literally 8
Jetvac: kirby still better 7
Scratch: again 4
Pop thorn: oh hey it's that balloon I lost -7
Free range: I thought it was a piss joke
Boom jet: human??? 6
Thunder bolt: lighting rods less slutty brother
Gusto: oh my 6
Flip kong: MONKEY!!!! also Nintendo lawsuit
Storm blade: she so pretty 8
Wild storm: I dont get it 4
Bad juju: why are you here? 0
Air strike: bird shit every where -6
Over all: 6
PART 8: TECH
Trigger happy: he has a gun -8
Drobot: another one 4
Drill sergeant: show me your war face 7
Boomer: pfft 7
Sproket: kenzie from saints row 8
Bouncer: DR LIVESLY IS ALIVE AND HE IS AN IRON GINAT RIPOFF 10
Wind up: hit him so hell shut up -8
Spy rise: [sam Fisher voice] 8
Magna charge: yoooooooo 9
Countdown: soccer fans be like -6
Tread head: how do you drive that -5
Jawbreaker: he looks like an orc made him 9
Gear shift: robo waifu 7
Chopper: dinosaurs!!!! -7
High volt: he has a little blue line flag on his car 5
Robow: ok this goes hard 9
Dr neo cortex: jaundice 9
Dr krankcase: gangrene 9
Chain reaction: robo viking 10
Over all: 9
PART 9: LIGHT
Spotlight: must I say it 7
Knight light: palidins be like 6
Astroblaster: the only space themed skylander 8
Blaster tron: what's light about you? 0
Aurora: at this time of day in this part of the country 8
Over all: 7
PART 10: DARK
Knightmare: death knights be like 9
Black out: despite being a spyro clone hes really cool 9
Night fall: Lovecraftian ass 9
Starcast: slam bams emo cousin 7
Hoodsickle: you should be undead 0
Over all: 9
PART 11: KAOS & OTHERS
Kaos: DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL 10
Cyclops snail: theres a reason he was scrapped -10
Over all: 10
PART 12: RANKING TOP 10 AND WORST
10. Cyclops snail
9. Eye brawl
8. Head rush
7. Jaw breaker
6. Chompy mage
5. Fiesta
4. Black out
3. Kaos
2. Chain reaction
1. Bouncer
THE WORST: buckshot
PART 13: thoughts over all
So..after ranking every skylander, no I will not do enemies or trapped bosses, I can kinda get a method with them
Magic are based on religions and the arcane
Undead are often dead or malicious
Life are based on flora and fauna
Fire are based on fire, magma, and explosives
Water are based on ice and marine life
Earth are based on rocks and Crystal's with a few rough boys
Air is based on flight, avians or weather
Tech is based on machinery, metal and demolition and man made things
Light is based on holy and benevolent forces
Dark is based conversely on lovecraftian and malicious things
I originally intended on looking at all scrapped skylanders too but I realized there were too many so I only covered the one that was most well known scrapped skylanders
I also noticed some of the sensei's in imaginators were really independent of their element
And another thing was that some skylanders were dropped. In the original generation they had 4 skylanders and then replaced one for giants then again for swap force but the ones they keeped were given ultimate versions that sometimes looked wholly different and then in superchargers some where brought back again ang given new armor.
Anyway I hope you enjoyed this look into skylanders history thank you and have a nice day
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soupbabe · 2 years
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Hey! Hope you're having a good day!
Was wondering if I could get a slasher match up?
Am 20. Don't do gender really but dress hyper Fem. Am short and chubby. Got tats and face piercings. Dress all black, kinda goth, lots of make up, dyed hair. Music taste rather goth or metal.
I study coding ATM and have a degree in graphic design. Love to make digital art and cosplay. Have 5 pet tarantulas, 2 frogs, 2 geckos, a snake and a cat. I'm not a super materialistic person outside of pets.
In a poly relationship with a guy and a girl atm. I have autism, ADHD and medicated for depression.
People often compare me with an animal crossing character or Bilbo Baggins from the hobbit.
Am a switch, as in one moment I'm cute (around those I trust) but mostly am rather rough around the edges. My gf described me as a hard nut to crack... Am an actual softy though, especially for animals.
Don't like warm weather. Do like to get wasted and dance with my gf to music from other cultures or just, old pop songs.
What I most look for in a relationship is someone who can make me feel small, someone who I don't have to be rough around. Someone that makes me safe so I can just be a dumb animal crossing character and collect bugs.
I match you with,,,
Jason Voorhees ♡
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Jason is such a big softie and perfect for you !! I think he can be hard to get to know at times and you both can definitely bond and help each other with that kind of thing.
Literally just thinking about how you and Jason could definitely live off somewhere in a house filled with your uncommon pets <33 He loves your heart for animals and I definitely think you both go out looking for snakes/frogs/etc every night. Maybe when you both return he'd put on some music and wanna dance with you <33
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mistocore · 2 years
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Cassandra headcanons for your AU? I love her design 👀 
sniff sniff my goth gf
Cassandra has always had a passion for music of ANY genre. If you ask or send her a playlist, shes probably heard eveyrthing in it.
Unlike Tugger or her other bandmates, she doesn't care much for letting genres of music define her and enjoys all styles. However, she favours black metal, goth rock, rave and girly pop music / disco when she does her make up.
She is in university! She studies psychology. Alonzo studies music, Tugger isn't in education and neither is Bomba. Her and Alonzo attend the same campus and live together in a student house!
Cassandra is transgender :-] She was able to transition in her younger teenage years as she had a supportive mother and father. She is grateful for it and wants to work in the field of therapy for younger trans people like herself.
She LOVES weaves and wigs !! Sometimes she will wear her natural hair in afro puffs or braids, but she loves the feeling of long silky hair too !! She gets them in all sorts of colours :-] and when she gets cornrows or bandu knots she will ALWAYS accesorize with ribbons, beads and hair clips ! Mostly in darker, muted colours so they don't clash with her gothic style B-]
Cassandra and Alonzo were friends before Tugger met her! She joined the band after Mungojerrie was kicked out, after Alonzo watched her perform as a stand-in for another cover band. She instantly hit it off with him and the mutual pining began!! He recommended her to Tugger and she intergrated with the band exceptionally well. They love her so much ;;;
She's extremely mature, level headed and grounded. She knows how to diffuse any situation, calm anyone and make them feel safe around her. She puts the good back into the world that people took from her in her youth through bullying and harassment.
She loves helping set up. She'll help Skimble carry amps, plug in instruments and set up lights. She'll help Gus with cleaning up and washing glasses. LOOOVES chipping in.
Avid lip gloss wearer. Constantly complains that her hair gets caught in it. Bomba tells her to just wear her lipsticks, but she refuses. She likes the shine >:[
Her other hobbies besides guitar are sewing. She's very into DIY punk like Tugger and will often make her own accessories or help others with crust jackets, gluing spikes or accessorising! She also enjoys sketching with Skimble :]
She found Alonzo annoying at first, finding him smug and over confident (and a little air-headed for her tastses). But he really proved himself! He managed to work out some of his own kinks and problems and proved himself as a good boyfriend. They've been dating for four years :] (they are 22-23 in my fic, they began dating at 18-19)
Her favourite goth bands are Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Type O Negative and The March Violets !!!
Cassandra and Alonzo are a lot more sociable and popular around other clubs and bars. Tugger prefers to frequent the bar downstairs, whilst Bomba prefers house parties. The two can be found at alternative clubs and other bars with live music when they aren't practising or studying !! They're quite a well known couple and people love their company ! She has a really good reputation for being level-headed and knowing hers and others limits!
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