#but maybe they will surprise me

[meoskyan]

acephobia is so stupid to the point it's comical

#anyway i struggled to come up with visual that fits to draw in the middle so any suggestions is appreciated #maybe ill add some shadows later #art #digital art #drawing #doodle #poster #poster attempt #asexual #ace #asexuality #acephobia #i was looking at articles about ace report stuff and my surprise at seeing so much acephobia led to me making this #some of the acephobic crap people say about aces is so dumb like what u u actually believe that

[redinthesea]

Stop putting him through situations!!!!!!! Think of his blood pressure!!! Everyone stop being mean to him real quick and start clapping or I'll blow this whole building up.

#one piece fanart #one piece #usopp #one piece usopp #me art #here goes. have it. this is my house #maybe more to arrive. imagine. #saddest wettest most pathetic pirate in the grand line #my friends watching me pick the badly treated 'comic relief' character as my favorite ten times in a row feeling no sense of surprise at al #cw eyestrain

[shorlinesorrows]

Give me a Percy Jackson who hates swim team. Who went to a public pool for swim lessons once when he was five and started to sob the second his skin hit the water

give me a Percy Jackson who is always just the slightest bit unsettled at pools because water is never meant to have the life sucked out of it and be divided into lanes or put in boxes in the ground

Water isn’t meant to be contained.

a percy jackson whose skin feels like it’s slowly beginning to burn when he tries to swim in chlorinated water, who hates any set swim stroke with a passion and can’t stick to one for the life of him

who doesn’t understand why you’d want to keep only to the surface of the water, when being cradled under the surface is everything

because swimming is supposed to be like the tides, maybe patterned, but never identical, it’s supposed to be flowing with the world around you as you please

Give me a Percy Jackson who loves the sheer nature of water so much that he can’t help but quietly despise our “pools” and their dead water with their constricted sides and restrictions on what it means to change with the world around you

A Percy Jackson who is the child of water in its most natural state, and who can hardly bear to see the way society has attempted to contain it and sterilize it and strip away its power

He hates swim team, but that’s only the half of it

#projecting just a little lol #But also I’ve always been surprised that so many people seem to think Percy would like swim team? #Maybe it was mentioned offhand in the books or something #But Percy always struck me as a person who would hate being stuck swimming laps for no reason #Like he loves swimming but he hates being forced to swim a certain way #This kid gets one whiff of chlorine and “rules” for swimming and he is OUT #Rambling mood #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #pjo headcanon #rick riordan #pjo hoo toa #pjo fandom #pjo #headcanon

[coldbycrossfade]

MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

#bg3 #like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this' #JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL #IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT #WOW............DAMN............GOT ME #CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE.................................... #like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ #but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion #woag mama #i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense #and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different #astarion

[foureverbrave]

Red, White, & Royal Blue + Heartstopper title cards

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #rwrb movie #firstprince #alex x henry #heartstopper #heartstopper titles #me making something to post on main? surprise! #the timing with hs2 and rwrb was too perfect to not do a crossover #sadly can't go as in order of the movie for matching the titles as hs and jatp but they're cute so it doesn't really matter #the brainrot is real but maybe this will help

[sableeira]

this is the same man btw. what is in that poison? gay juice?

#this is the fourth time I’m posting this because it just won’t show up on the dash #maybe tumblr thought that joke is shit which tbh VALID #me @ season 1 Dazai: girl stand up #he is a liar who lies so not a surprise #I mean he is also the same guy who has THAT reunion scene in season 1 so his word has always been unreliable #bsd #bsd s5 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #bsd Sigma #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi

[sisaloofafump]

The Superman style studies had also culminated in a video! Very fun to showcase my favourite artists

#I kinda forget that I can share my work here as well #I have it super segregated of what type of content I post on tumblr insta and TikTok #but #I was surprised by how nice people were on the bagman video here #(better than the TikTok reception) #so I thought you'd maybe appreciate seeing the other too #especially those who helped me choose the next styles #dc comics #my art #superman #clark kent #art study

[saturnsorbits]

Sero Hanta, early-twenties, sat in a small room with his pants around his ankles and a small pot in his hand. There’s porn magazines all over the place, something he’s never quite cared for, but he still manages to deposit his sample with the nurse within a break-neck 10 minutes. Blame his youthful exuberance and the fact he hasn’t touched himself for almost two weeks leading up to his appointment, he guesses.

And you, fifteen years later, with your son. A lanky boy who’s too tall for his age, with a mop of black hair and eyes of such a richly, dark brown they’re often mistaken for black.

#Accidental dad Sero is my favourite #You scrape everything you can together to send him to UA; #bc he’s determined to become a hero just like Cellophane. #And yes; you have noticed that your sons quirk is a little similar to his favourite heroes; #but you figure there must be thousands of people with similar quirks. #Something; something - Sero guest lectures at UA and takes your son under his wing - #figuring he’s like a distant cousin or something. #Doesn’t think to ask tho. #Until one day; a heart to heart later… You son laughs; ‘Never needed a dad anyway - me and mum have always done alright.’ #Sero braces himself for talk of abuse; abandonment and dead-beat dads #So imagine his surprise when he suddenly realises… #Shit. #Maybe he’s the dead beat here.

[shadeswift99]

Rating Life Series players keysmashes (with no regard for whether they actually know it's a keysmash)

[ID: a screenshot of in-game chat from the Limited Life server. Grian has keysmashed "wegouiheogu", Scott has replied "same". End ID]

Grian: Unconventional. A lot of vowels. Reads a bit awkward but he's enthusiastic and he's got the spirit. Bonus points for him actually trying to pronounce it out loud. 7.6/10

Scott: not a keysmash but he's gay. Automatic 11/10

[ID: A second screenshot of chat. Etho has keysmashed "asldnfgakjngripnq". Skizzleman has keysmashed "sadf". End ID]

Etho: Superb. Wide variety of letters, good mix of vowels and consonants, good length, variety of letters from different rows of the keyboard. You can tell he really committed. Minor points off for containing the word grip since it catches the eye and makes it harder to interpret as unassigned sounds only but still a 9.5/10. Makes my Canadian heart proud

Skizz: sadf. 0/10

#limited life #it's looking like Etho is the most likely to actually know what a keysmash is and maybe even use them in conversation #which does not entirely surprise me but does make me extremely happy

[ir-dr]

⭐ S Q U I S H ⭐ 

Squishy plush badges with Wooacry! They have a fun website where you can preview your merch realtime; I had a pretty good time making these!

#projecttiger #merch things #wooacry #it is not often i am so pleasantly surprised by a manufacturer so this is one rare time #They are New and i rly hope they can keep up this level of quantity and the low shipping rates #their website is rly fun to play around with btw and its Free you are not obligated to make an order have fun #ive never seen a store so dedicated to making like 2 merch of your blorbo for me myself and i and maybe my 2 friends with the same brainrot

[newttxt]

i cannot believe i made it to gear 5 without being spoiled,,

#one piece #luffy #gear 5 spoilers #wano spoilers #u h. so i hear ppl dont rly tag for this anymore but the sheer JOY I FELT seeing this as a surprise… i dont wanna ruin that for anyone else #to be fair. i just muted every one piece word i could AND only looked at things friends sent me #so maybe its impossible to avoid spoilers without just going offline like i have #WHATEVER. whatever. its for my peace of mind #anyway. the way my jaw hung open for like 5 episodes straight #i said a couple days earlier ‘how will oda make the end of this fight actually satisfying?’ and bree screenshotted it to show me later #yeah id never have predicted this but it SURE WAS SATISFYING

[buckttommy]

I think this is one of the most underrated quotes from the article yesterday. They don't love this show despite the grown-up stories they tell; this cast loves this show because of the grown-up stories they tell, because they're allowed to explore and probe the depths of queerness, humanity, love, struggle, triumph, devastation, etc. I love how much this cast loves 911 and I love that, even though we all experience the show differently (them as actors, us as viewers), we all adore it for the same reasons.

#Angela saying “maybe we can go on for quite a bit longer because people surprise you” #Yeah that made me cry and IDK why but I just. God I love this show so much. I want to keep it forever #jack.txt

[blacknidstang]

Man i love bitchy sam but i so don't understand how people would think he'd be the same person after eons of being tortured in hell and every god awful thing he went through. Even after s4 sam was never the same. Yes i think the writing could go better in late seasons in many ways but what do you expect even. Plus sam DOES has the sass even in late season, jared still channels it but also like, he is fucked up kicked down and tortured and traumaized man and how do you want him to stay the same cocky bold and bitchy twink he used to be when he was still a baby!???

#also commeting on actor aging is repulsive #how surprising that a human being has AGED and changed appearances #he is not gonna be forever 20 and honestly i find late season sam still beautiful #maybe thats just me #spn #spn wank #sorta #sam winchester

[lolpsxd]

uhmmmm wdym officer im obviously NOT drawing millions of gay sketches that can stupidly lead me to literal arrest in my suspiciously large sketchbook full of color pencil drawings *drops few ratcandy sketches* oh my god who put them here *nervously picks them up* *few more drops* oh god

#spooky month #dexter spooky month #spooky month dexter #dexter erotoph #dexter the exterminator #spooky month kevin #kevin spooky month #art #sketch #idk maybe i should upload my sm sketches from 2023 there's a lot of them #not just ratcandy ones i mean like in general #THANKS YALL FOR 200 FOLLOWERS BTW!!!!!!! #cant believe people keep following me when i barely even post anything lol #(it's not a bad thing!!!im just surprised) #ratcandy #candyrats

[anna-scribbles]

thirteen update 💕💍🍽️🩸

chapter 5: february

summary:

“These things do not concern you,” Papa told him flatly. “I will run my household however I see fit. Your concerns are with your schoolwork and your modeling.” Blood pumped heavy and fast through Adrien’s heart. That wasn’t—fair. Concern was about all he was capable of these days. “And what about Maman?” Adrien asked, exhausted, reckless. “May I be concerned about Maman?” Something shifted on Papa’s face, all his emotions smothered in stone.

excerpt:

The best day of Adrien’s life was eight months and six days ago. No contest.

It was a crisp kind of cold that day, the Paris sky blooming a bright and brilliant blue overhead. The sun pierced right through the brisk February air, a shock of spearmint and adrenaline in his veins. He couldn’t stop widening his eyes, couldn’t stop smiling. The city was so alive. Strains of love songs poured out of open cafe doors and onto tourists, their hands full of red roses and lovers’ hands. The cobblestones sang with the patters of paired footsteps all down the street. It was the city of love always, but today especially. Today Adrien was made of the stuff, just bursting with it.

And, like every other day in the running for the best of his life, Marinette was there.

“You’d better not pull anything,” she warned, tightening her grip on his hand as they passed by a tourist couple looking very… engrossed with each other in the middle of the street. “And—and if you do, you have to tell me. Right now.”

Marinette’s brow was lightly furrowed, the bridge of her nose just barely scrunched up. Her hair was pulled half-back with a pink ribbon, matching the shade of the skirt she wore beneath her velvety black peacoat. Her Mary Janes clipped anxiously down the road and Adrien’s heart danced and swelled and spun in his chest.

“Pull something? Me?” Adrien stepped aside so their arms were outstretched, and then pulled at Marinette’s fingers, sending her tumbling back into his arms. She looked up at him, trying to frown, smiling. He grinned. “I would never.”

“I’m serious.” Marinette untangled herself from his arms and interlocked her fingers again with his. Her hand was the warmest thing in the world. She looked at him sternly, wagging a finger in his face. “I need to know so I can—prepare. Especially if it’s something crazy. No funny business.”

“Marinette,” he moaned, draping a wounded hand over his heart. One corner of his mouth quirked into a smile, eyes darting to meet her gaze. “You think I’m funny?”

She groaned. “I think you‘re—I think you’re ridiculous, and sappy, and romantic, and I think it’s Valentine’s Day in Paris”—this part she shouted, which drew a few stares—“and I think you’re about to take me on an insanely adorable date, and I think Alya took me to get my nails done last week—!”

“You’re so thoughtful,” Adrien remarked, swinging their hands back and forth. “And observant. What a beautiful mind you have, my lady.”

“You have to tell me,” Marinette insisted. She stopped them on the street and frowned at him, pink flushing the apples of her cheeks. “Is it—are you—?”

“Hm?” Adrien murmured, brushing a lock of hair behind her ear. Marinette’s cheeks went ablaze.

“I—you—you know what I mean!” she spluttered. “Are you gonna…you know!”

He tilted his head to the side. “Am I…?”

read on ao3

#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #my art #thirteen #adrien agreste #emilie agreste #she's there. just look #don't be worried about the blood emoji it's actually a very funny story #and doesn't involve death at all I promise #shout out to the procreate perspective tools for this one. owe them my life #happy february it's march. are any of us surprised #maybe march will be in march this year but I cannot make any promises #the first 2k of this is just the cutest adrinette fluff i've ever written and I love that for me #(me making my own content) I stay winning #anyway. adrien is having a hard time etc. read more

[lazylittledragon]

don't you love when you Just stopped feeling guilty about eating the things you like and then one of your parents drops the "i'm concerned about your diet"

#ramble #tw ed #this is because i sometimes eat pasta twice a day btw #which. i didn't think was THAT bad as far as diets go #is that not normal??? is that BAD??? #they would've fainted at some of the shit i ate when i was at uni #also i walk my dog for an hour every day #and also i'm 3 months into hrt and i'm HUNGRY give me a break #i just don't see why you would bring it up if it wasn't something that could ACTUALLY fuck up my health long term #uhghghghghghghghhghghg #also. not that it MATTERS. but i have NEVER had diet/food related health issues outside of IBS #maybe be concerned about my brother who works a full time restaurant job and literally doesn't eat #idk why i'm surprised when my mum thinks she has a terrible diet because she eats chocolate sometimes