#but literally tell me i'm wrong

[yiling-gaytriarch]

i had to look up a modest proposal bc i'd never studied/read it before, and it only suggests six ways to eat your young ("stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled...fricasie, or a ragoust")

hozier mentions seven new ways to eat your young, adding one more

so it both a large reference to a modest proposal - which is itself a satire on colonialism and capitalism - and a veiled metaphor for oral sex

#hozier #god i love this man #if i'm wrong don't tell me #i read this essay literally bc hozier wrote this song and while i did read thru it quickly i definitely caught the big themes

[toomanycharr]

A reminder that male and female charr have different horn/ear set ups!

(Of course, do what you want but- It seems a lot of newer charr people just don't know!)

#charr #Tea has pet peeves and so many people are drawing them in the wrong places for the character's gender recently so #I'm not in charge of you draw them how you want but- #I'm honestly mostly doing this so I have a handy guide for when I commission things hah #I lost my other one when I stopped using twitter #And If I'm commissioning art of Polaris or another of my NBi charr I put the bottom horns straight in front of the upper ear >:3c #i really could not care less if you disagree with the actual literal game #i made this as a reference for things i am paying for because it does matter to me #not to tell you what you can and cant do #sorry to add grumpy tags

[bumblingbabooshka]

In 'vis a vis' Janeway doesn't mention B'Elanna in the list of people who're worried about Tom which implies that B'Elanna didn't report the fact that "Tom" grabbed her arm, called her a disappointment and broke up with her (as Janeway definitely would have mentioned it as evidence of him acting strange if she knew about it) which makes sense on several different fronts but also makes me scream and cry loud enough to break glass.

#it reminds me of that time in 'Alice' (NOT related as vis a vis takes place seasons BEFORE 'Alice') but when B'Elanna says Tom: #'practically assaulted me' Janeway's not taking it seriously at all she says 'that doesn't sound like Tom' and I was like CAPTAIN??? DEATH? #but again that has no bearing on this in-universe bc that hasn't happened yet. REALLY I'm screaming and crying about B'Elanna's self esteem #issues which Steth literally manifested the worst case scenario of #Tom's little gesture when he gets back also goes over so well bc of this in MY mind. #Tom wanting her and Tom being with her is something B'Elanna wants regardless of how he actually acts in their relationship #(as long as it isn't abusive). He rarely puts her first without prompting or complaining BUT...he's a handsome human guy who wants her to b #his girlfriend. Ostensibly. And that's a prize you wanna hold onto. #God I love B'Elanna............ #did she tell ANYONE or did she just sit with that interaction alone??? #her not telling anyone implies that she DIDN'T go 'hey that's not like Tom! I should inform the captain of this incident!' #and that KILLS me dude...she's not like 'Something's terribly wrong with Tom or maybe that's an imposter!' she's like 'Tom said/did that to #me.' SCREAMING. SCREAMING. TOM. YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS /BAD/ WITH B'ELANNA.

[yourebeingsilly]

it's been more than a month yet thinking about how Neil said season 2 is a bridge to what was supposed to be in the book sequel still keeps me awake at night 'cause the math isn't mathing for me

you see, i can’t see how it was supposed to work, taking into consideration Aziraphale's book personality. i mean, Aziraphale's final s2 decision, in my humble opinion, wouldn’t at all work for his book!version (and radio!version, obviously. I'm still not really sure if it works for me even in terms of his show!version), since book!Aziraphale, how do i put it? yeah, i doubt he’d give a single fuck about the idea of reforming heaven and making it better and stuff. like under no circumstances whatsoever

because — though I might be wrong — I always thought the point of Aziraphale's character is that he doesn’t believe in heaven being right. it's evident from this part of the book when he interferes in a TV program while on a search for a body. he calls heaven propagandistic here and says it doesn't matter who wins, hell or heaven, because humanity loses either way

and it's not, in fact, the first time Aziraphale shows disapproval of heaven and its methods. he has already said himself that hell and heaven are practically the same before here, while discussing their head offices with Crowley

so he knows for a fact that heaven is just as thirsty for blood and cruel as hell. they are not the side of the light. he knows it from the start, and the fact that heaven wants war just as much as hell does is not an insight for him. it just reassures him of what he's known before. and he's quite strong in his beliefs, too

and i just keep trying to figure out how we were supposed to get to book!Aziraphale not only going back there but also taking up an archangel position — and if we ever were, really

i honestly can’t find an answer to this in my head, so i thought i might share it here. i can’t be the only one thinking about this on repeat, and maybe someone else has found an answer or a loophole they’ll want to share so i can find peace again

#please tell me it makes sense to anyone but me #i also will be very glad to hear what y'all thinking #because i literally spent hours right after finale thinking of this and i still don't know how to answer #you can also just tell me that i’m wrong and stupid i’ll take that at this point #good omens critical #i mean i'm not sure it's really critical more like picky i suppose #good omens #good omens 2 #book omens #radio omens #aziraphale

[nerfherder-02]

pjo episode 7 spoiler without context:

#pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo series #i was jumpscared #listen look at my url #and then imagine how a brainrotted star wars fan would react to that guy #and try to tell me i'm wrong #i literally screamed #PALPY?!?!?!?

[youreverydaygae]

Will and Nico: *exist*

Chiron: *flashbacks to Achilles and Patroclus* oh gods not again.

#solangelo #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles #will solace #nico di angelo #nico and will are literally achilles and patroclus #you're gonna look me in the eyes and tell me that I'm wrong? #nico is achilles #will is patroclus #if it wasn't obvious

[i-trash-about-things]

It's 2 am and I can't sleep with the thought of Hobie Brown leaving kiss marks all over his s/o face

Like- Imagine it. supermodel Hobie Brown, chilling on the dressing room with his partner, just chilling with each other. Then, he just gets up, reaches for a container of dark lipstick and just... Slowly, teasingly, sets it on his lips...

S/o immediately turns away, pretending like they weren't watching practically not blinking how their boyfriend applied the paint to his pretty lips.

He chuckles, steps closer and sits beside them. Without warning, he grabs their face and just plants a big fat kiss in their cheek. Then on their forehead. Other cheek. Lips. Jaw. It goes on and on, all the s/o can feel at this point is his warm lips, cold piercing and the sticky feeling of the lipstick coating their entire face.

When he steps back, Hobie just has this absolutely smug look on his face as he sees his finished work.

"looking good, luv."

#hobie brown x reader #english is not my first language and my country is literally one of the farthest from the UK sorry if anything doesn't make sense #LOOK #I DON'T KNOW THAT TO TELL YOU I JUST LOVE HIM #PLS HOBIE ONE CHANCE #I just really want some kisses mate #please 🥺 #also if anyone has some hobie x chill/nonchalant!reader I would highly appreciate if you sent me a link #there's nothing wrong with the current reader versions being written right now #they're just not my cup of tea most of the time so #give me relaxed/nonchalant/cool/idk readers #OR MOM FRIEND READER #idk I'm just spouting out bullshit at this point #night night #hobie brown

[irritablepoe]

I've been trying to type out a coherent post about this since yesterday but I'll just quickly summarise what bothers me (besides other things lmao): being asexual does not mean that I can't stand suggestive phrases or words. It also doesn't mean that I don't have a libido or kinks. These experiences are part of sex-aversion, which can also be experienced by allosexual people. It's something that can overlap with asexuality but first of all is an independent feeling/preference. It's so frustrating when I try to talk to my friends (who are all allosexual) about things that involve sexual themes and they shut me down bc "I don't know what I'm talking about". Like hey, maybe I do actually know bc I also have experiences? It's discouraging, because when you insist on what you know, suddenly your whole identity is questioned. "Are you sure you're asexual?" Yes, I am. It's because I don't experience sexual attraction. That's the whole definition! And yes, for many asexual people it also involves sex-aversion and that's totally fine, but not all of us.

#ok yeah I'm done now #it's just frustrating but whatever #other people have made way better posts about this but i literally can't find better words🫠 #tell me if i'm wrong #johnny's silly rambles #asexuality #asexual

[front-facing-pokemon]

#sableye #all my life i've pronounced the name of this pokémon “sabble eye” instead of “sayble eye” and everyone tells me i'm wrong #but. y'know. it's fine. sableye is a very good pokémon. had literally no weaknesses before gen 6 which is badass and cool #eats rocks & gems. is generally cute. has a mega evolution for some reason. just an all around good pokémon that i like #and unfortunately i don't have a lot to say about them. besides that i like them. i could talk about the sableye character i have #for my whole thing that i've vaguely talked about before but that's a whole journey i can't go into just in the tags

[beanghostprincess]

okay so for the people in the comments of this post and the other one i wrote about this: i am aware that this is something oda said (i actually don't know lmao i just saw people saying it ngl i doubt he said this and if he did y'all are misinterpreting the shit out of what he said). however, i personally think he meant it in a very specific context of "one of the mugiwaras betraying them in such a horrific way that luffy would have to force himself to say this".

the thing is, there are A LOT of things to have in mind when it comes to this statement. yeah. zoro would kill a mugiwara if luffy asked, but there's a lot going on before that even crosses his mind:

1. luffy would need a valid reason to want to kill a mugiwara (teach level of betrayal). and even then, i doubt he would ask zoro to kill them. but yeah, let's suppose hypothetically that he says that.

2. zoro would instantly assume something's wrong because luffy would NEVER say something like this. some of you act like he would act without hesitation when his devotion to luffy isn't irrational, but unconditional. he would stop, think about it, ask luffy why and if he's sure. and he would even try to stop him.

3. if stopping him doesn't work and the betrayal is bad enough, zoro would kill a mugiwara for luffy.

y'all make it seem like he would do it and kill nami (for example. he would never, tho) without hesitation when he would be the very first one to be against that idea and question luffy's irrationality. the whole thing about these two is that they trust each other bc they believe in each other, not bc they're blinded by love. it's such a deep understanding and trust that they would do anything for each other, and that also includes grounding the other and stopping them if they're wrong.

zoro's trust and loyalty is on luffy, of course, but assuming that it makes him unable to care for the other members of the crew and that it blinds him enough to kill them is just wrong.

answering the question y'all refuse to answer without thinking first: yes, zoro would kill a mugiwara if luffy asked under the right circumstances and after a long time thinking about it, but it wouldn't happen just because.

#anyway i'm tired of this discourse but i needed to say this #i did not just have the longest day at work for people to keep telling me that i'm reading zolu wrong #also what the hell with the devotion thing?? are y'all aware that zoro doesn't need to kill someone to prove he trusts luffy #like he's devoted to luffy in a very gay religious way but damn #dude is an ISTP stop making him act out of character #also tagging this as zolu bc somebody said i was trashtalking zolu and it's literally my fav ship #so this is just out of spite ngl #zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #one piece

[theredengineapologist]

They're pair-bonded your honor.

#thomas and friends #ttte #ttte james #ttte edward #james the red engine #edward the blue engine #ttte shitpost #2x5 #ttte 2x5 #jameward #LITERALLY SOULMATES! YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M WRONG! #redengineposts

[chipistrate]

People really need to give Steel Wool a break sometimes, man- They messed up with Security Breach and now people act like EVERYTHING wrong with modern fnaf is all exclusively their fault when it's really not.

#Chip Chatter #especially when the issue literally WASN'T ATTACHED TO THEM AT ALL!!! #People really just say shit I stg #there's probably one person who'll think this is about one particular post #this post is a culmination of things #the twitter bs going on right now about modern lore and some people pinning all the blame on steel wool even though they don't write the #lore. A conversation I had yesterday with some people where one person kept blaming and shitting on SWS for the smallest of things #The fact that any time I try to talk about a small issue with modern fnaf in any fucking way I'll have people tell me shit like #“it's steel wool what were you expecting” regardless of if the problem was even their fault #and just generally people giving Steel Wool so much shit and most of the time it being over fucking nothing #Like I GET that Steel Wool fumbled with Security Breach oh my fucking god that was almost 2 years ago can we MOVE ON!!!! #They're improving!!! They fumbled one game and a lot of the factors involved weren't their fault anyways!!! Can we give them a fucking #break and just move on with the rest of the series already!!! I'm so sick of hearing people complain about SB when it's been almost 2 years #and Steel Wool is showing nothing but signs of improvement #Cough uhm anyways #of course you can criticize Steel Wool and I'm not saying they've never done anything wrong ever #just don't needlessly shit on them especially if the problem was out of their hands. #Rant over I'm going to bed

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

"You watch me this afternoon, little Edward," he boasted, "as I rush through with the Express; that will be a splendid sight for you." Just then his Driver pulled the lever. "Goodbye, little Edward," said Gordon, as he puffed away, "look out for me this afternoon!"

This is the politest bullying I have ever seen.

(It reminds me of "Look, there's Thomas, who wanted to pull a train but forgot about the coaches!" Like... sick burn, bro. Considering how they later became one of his signatures, it's very funny how terrible Awdry first was at writing roasts.)

#this is something where i sympathize with The Author coz i am also bad at writing roasts #but good god #me: trying not to poor little meow meow gordon at every turn #the literal text: ... did gordon ever actually do anything wrong tho? DID he?? #gordon: just tell me i'm amazing. just one time. that's all i want. #edward: die. #ttte #the railway series #ttte analysis #ttte gordon #ttte edward

[maryoliverdotcom]

guys help—there's this girl in class who stares at me everyday...i've noticed this since last year but she keeps staring at me this year as well,,,am i doing something wrong/stupid??? help

#apparently she told her group of friends to invite me over to their table for lunch #& she used to be rly shy and quiet but now she does things to “annoy me” & tells me she loves annoying me #which is really out of character for her #and she turns away when i catch her staring. or she waves awkwardly #like i'm sure i've done smth wrong!!!!!! what did i do man fucking hell #literally bursting w anxiety at this point.....what did i do to solicit all this. Behaviour

[moghedien]

i swear if you people start uwuifying OCD like you did with ADHD and autism I'm going to start attacking

#the general idea of what OCD is already so fucking wrong and harmful #if you start being like 'oh my little meow meow is so OCD' or 'its not a disorder its just a different way of thinking uwu' #I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL #ALL OF MY EARLIEST CHILDHOOD MEMORIES FROM AGE 3 AND UP ARE OF HAVING PANIC ATTACKS #PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELVES THIS IS A MISERABLE FUCKING DISORDER ITS NOT CUTE ITS NOT QUIRKY ITS THE REASON I HAD GRAY HAIR AS A TEENAGER #i saw this like 'i let the intrusive thoughts win' isn't something people use all the time for like dying their fucking hair #its exhausting how many people what to be all 'mental illness needs to be more accepted' #and then in the next sentence want to deny that your mental illness is actually harmful to you and doesn't negatively affect you #and its just because society doesn't accept your different way of thinking uwu #NO I LITERALLY WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF AS A TEENAGER IF SOMEONE HAD CONVINCED ME THAT MY MENTAL ILLNESS WAS NORMAL AND FINE #figuring out that something was Wrong with my brain was like the best moment of my life #and this 'no you just think differently don't try to change' attitude may be helpful in SOME CASES #but that shit needs to me pulled back on A LOT online because that framing can be extremely harmful to some people (like me) #knowing exactly what is wrong with my brain is literally the only way I'm able to not let it affect me #and it not affecting me is literally the only way I can function and live happily #like you understand that some people do genuinely have things wrong with them #and telling them they don't is beyond cruel

[forestgreenlesbian]

.

#feel like my relationship with my younger brother is changed completely forever not to be dramatic lol but i am sad #we used to b very close but he has kind of. found his faith again and gone full missionary christian which like. i knew meant the dynamic #was doomed lmao but actually acknowledging it makes me sad i feel like i'm grieving for the friendship we used to have even though #it is literally a me problem i think from his perspective he doesn't think anything has changed. but i feel weird about everything #also his new gf is nineteen and he is. almost 25 and i am the only one who feels weird about it like i know she's over 18 but! idk i can't #tell if i'm being overly cautious or if my gut instinct is right. my sister & her husband have a similar age gap but they met when they wer #both over 30 so like. it didn't feel weird. and i didn't feel comfortable actually seriously talking to him about it apart from the first #time he mentioned her over facetime (he went to another country to do mission stuff & met her there) so like an idiot i've just been #making jokes about the age gap becausee like. thats always been our thing lightly bullying each other lol but he blew up at me and said #i've had nothing positive to say about her since he's been back home and that he thinks i hate her and i'm out of line for constantly #implying he's creepy for dating someone younger. idk i felt like such a freak idiot horrible person about it. it completely blindsided me #bc yes the jokes were coming from a place of idk how i feel about this situation so i'm going to rely on the humour-based communication #we have always fallen back on as a safety thing but i guess i was wrong or the dynamic shifted or something anyway it's all fucked #& everyone is just telling me i feel weird out of some?? misplaced kind of jealousy thing?? because i'm 'losing' my brother to his gf lol #which does not feel right at all he has dated so many other girls and i have never had a problem it is literally the age gap like i haven't #even met this girl i'm sure she's very nice! i just worry about her being nineteen!! jesus. and yes maybe i do feel some resentment around #a brother younger than me who seems to be able to live his life with zero difficulty whilst i'm stuck being this unemployed loser who ruins #literally ever friendship & relationship ive ever had but i think thats ok right like i can't help feeling that. i don't fucking knowwww #am i just projecting all these sad feelings about our friendship dying onto his new relationship or like. am i right to be genuinely #concerned she's six years younger than him and still a fucking teenager!!!!!! i don't know