#but like this is so fucken funny to me

[tequiilasunriise]

When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY #yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure #the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained #the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin #looking DIRECTLY at Bruce #‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’ #the sheer fucken UPROARRRR #Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry #babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying #(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief) #the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN #dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this #(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name) #Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess #Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all #also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now #the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy #dc #stephcass #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #batfam

[raccoonfallsharder]

uhhhm has this been done?

i know that i should get back to the doodle queue and i am sorry to everyone who’s been waiting while i fucked around with kinktober and then lost myself down a fan art rabbit hole and then made this because of this conversation

i will try to get back to your OCs when i get some holiday time off work ๐·°(⋟﹏⋞)°·๐

featuring: chonky winter-fur rocket

based on one of my fave seasonal memes and one of my fave comic arcs: Rocket Raccoon (2014); Issues 7- 8. Andrade’s linework-chiaroscuro is beyond my limited artistic capabilities

detail behind the cut

#this is like #TOO hilarious to me #why do i find it so funny #rfh fan art #it fucken wimdy #rocket raccoon #gotg fan art #gotg headcanons #rocket raccoon headcanon #rocket raccoon fanart #rocket gotg #gotg #guardians of the galaxy #rfh art

[neims-skeleton-obsession]

Valkyrie totally tried to stab someone when she was smol. Like before Skug era.

She'd probably been told not to after accidently doing it, but hadn't been told why not.

So some very unlucky person became victim to a smol child's experiment about why stabbing was bad.

Gordon probably told everyone about it proudly.

oh absolutely i reckon she experimented with different stabbing implements too. to see which one was most bad. on one notable incident, she stabbed someone (beryl) with one of those like. two pronged forks you use for turkey at christmas.

gordon talked about it for the next to years at every opportunity. he's never been prouder.

#asks and answers #skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #this is so funny to me. like lil five year old val just fucken. stabs a bitch #i support this so much

[lucienarcheron]

She’s so romantic 😌

#nesta archeron #cassian #nessian #this line is so fucken funny to me #like it won’t hit the same if said to Rhys or Azriel but to cassian it’s hysterical #gigi reads acosf

[barbreypilled]

and if I decide to rewatch JE 1997 w my newly obtained knowledge that Ciaran Hinds is even more of a Rochester Anti than I am? what then

#I find that so funny. he hasn’t even read the book he just did the radioplay then the movie and was like ‘god I fucken hate this guy’ #came onto set yelled chaotically w his fuckass bob and collected a check. basically me when I worked at the illegal suit store #je

[whilomm]

liking the aesthetics of manly man stuff but trying not to buy from right wing MRA 4channers

#LISTEN I KNOW YALL MIGHT NOT WANAN HAVE A THING ON UR ABOUT PAGE EXPLICITLY DETAILING YOUR POLITICS #BUT COULD U PLEASE CONSIDER HAVING LIKE. ONE GAY SOAP TO SIGNAL. OR ST. #im just fucken. analyzing ur posts.....is this too patriotic? is this a subtle reference to 4chan soyboy conspiracy theories?? #come on it would even be fitting like #okay sudsy bear if ur chill consider putting out a rainbow soap called 'bear soap (the gay kind)' its a good name #just godddd this is always. a prolem. #oh i wanna buy knives. spend 20 mjnutes digging to find out oh yeah they also sell. nazi knives. confederate flags. #i wanna buy cosmetics. oh wow thank u for having NO ESTROGENICS #to be clear im not explicitly accussing all of these sites of being MRA 4chsnners magas #(well the knife sites i am they make it. somewhat obvious.) #but seeing them talk about ohhh soy is BAD FOR MEN makes me say. ah hm so like. howww deep are u..into that. #did u just hear the psudeoscience and accept it w/o question or liiike. are u Deep Into It. #do u think theyre putting chemcials in the water to make the freskin frogs gay #anyway i dont expect them to like go all out or anything but one lil hint 'oh btw im chill i just enjoy knives/soap/tacticool stuff' #like a funny morale patch w a communist meme or a gay soap #not that that Proves Anything just ya kno. if all i have to go on is them having a couple too many american flags that would be enough to #say ehhhhh sure #buzzy

[clowningaroundmars]

not my new job having a product called "motor mike" aksjfhfjks

#motorcity #mine #yes i have to tag motorcity bc!!!!! i mean!!! #are yall seein this shit #also hoping this doesnt lowkey doxx me LOL #but anyways #bruh its meant to be atp like cmon #i hope i can stay at this job for a while!!! #everyones super nice and i think the job is relatively easy for the pay tbh #like its manageable yanno #anyways i cant complain abt anything to be quite honest cuz its close to my house #and its frickin weed yall. weed #for cheap! cuz of the employee discount #its so funny everyone including the supervisors encourage ppl to buy stuff all the time #theyre comin round to our tables like “have you tried the edibles? have you tried the prerolls?” #and im like UGH i hate my body even more now #cuz i cannot have that much thc #thanks to my dumb ass body burning thru everything i ingest like a fucken woodchipper or smthn #but either way #everything is so much better here than any of my old jobs #thank goodness

[warlordfelwinter]

gale/durge is funny if just for the "am i the first mortal you've been with question"

i, at least, like to assume the durge is immortal or at least nigh immortal since bhaal seemingly intended them to be the last living soul. they'd need plenty of time to get all that murdering done. and who knows what being made of god flesh and blood does to a mfs lifespan. but even if they aren't they're still godspawn. gale just can't stop attracting gods and their ilk even when he's not trying

#gale finding out rain is/was immortal like: #wow rough so not only are you not the first mortal i've been with but now youre also not the first IMmortal i've been with #rain: keep talking like that and i'll be the last immortal you'll be with #gale getting down on one knee: jokes on you you already are #fel's bg3 #oc: rain #rain/gale #not specifically in the body of the post but you know that's the only durge i think about #this is a separate thought but i'm just thinking about gale now #i love that he enjoys tav's fucken. stinky unwashed musk #that's such a mortal thing like you know mystra always smells perfect and nice if she smells like anything at all #i just love the idea of gale being around tav and falling back in love with all the messy stinky imperfections of mortality #it reminds me of in early access when you could have sex w him after the tiefling party #and you could ask how you compared to mystra #and he said like 'you don't. and what a compliment that is.' #like tav's mortal and messy and imperfect and that's so much better #also him revealing his thing with mystra the morning after was the FUNNIEST fucking timing #like i'm glad he's more of a slowburn now it makes more sense and feels better for his character but that was so funny

[asleepinawell]

the absolute funniest tumblr bug ever has been plaguing me lately. on the app, I would click on a post in my activity feed and as it switched to load the post there'd be a split second flash of an image of biden's face. it was baffling. like please stop showing me this man

I eventually figured out that it was the top post in the "for you" tab which I never use (which is also baffling since I don't post/reblog about politics and none of the tags looked relevant) and that if I pulled down to refresh the tab it would fix the problem. but it kept coming back over and over like they really really want me to watch this fucking video. I've dismissed it and hopefully that'll fix it but what the fuck

#it's been doing this on and off for WEEKS #like why is that still in the tab at all??? #aren't there newer posts I don't give a fuck about by now #it was so funny because I was like is this staff subliminal messaging of some sort #if so I don't know what they're trying to tell me #the fuckening of tumblr #mp #the image went by so fast I had to screen record and frame by frame it to get the image above

[trainingdummyrabbit]

i do miss using my funy lil replycons tho, as self conscious as i get sometimes i really do just gotta

#.. but also theres again that weird Speaking In Not-Third-Person thing and its like. yknow. The Difficulties. #piktalk #n like. if youll excuse me a moment. she hasnt been here in fucking Forever. like girlie what in the goddamn #shejust Presumably showed up; shook things around violently; and then fucking vanished. like yeah ok this might as well happen. #which isnt necessarily to say those were Because of her. things were just timed in a Very funny way. if it workses it workses. #idont even know what fucken level were working on here. idont/didnt have time to interrogate her so i guess thats just a forevermystery #ilove our little mysteries. sometimes a guy will just show up n we gotta deal w it. imnot mad. just confused. girlie.. #i set out some tea and a chair like a good host and she goes around rearranging the furniture and then vanishes. like ok. cool.

[goldiipond]

willow was my fave for most of toh’s runtime and she still is a fave but idk ithink luz stole first place in s3. ive never felt more understood by a moving drawing in my life

#skye's ramblings #SHES SOOOOOOO. SHES SO. the autism #fucken audhd latina who was miserable at school and dreamed abt having magic well ok. thisis just skye show now #AND THE LOVING WOMEN OFCOURSE. also shes just funny as fuck. this is true #willow still very close second i would kill for her. its like a ray/don situation where u ask me to choose n i just kill you

[major-victory]

STRONGLY considering starting to make Proper Art and Merch and maybe Selling Prints or shit of said Merch

#like specifically for #darker than black #dtb #it would just be so funny to me #to go to a con and see one (1) person there #selling something with the black reaper on it #absolutely WILD to see it in the #well #in the wild #NOBODY would buy it #and then theres be like 1 person on the lsst day of the con #who walks by and their face lights up bc dtb merch #lolgirl607 joked about making bundles #'the jason liebrecht bundle festuring hei yato dabi and takt' #idk that amuses me so much #i actually have a postcard series for dtb planned out #its gonna be fucken sad i hope yall like them

[percentstardust]

kid aemond whenever he sees rhaenyra with a lemon cake: may I have some kind older sister my favorite older sister PLEASE MAY I HAVE SOME FUTURE QUEEN OF THE REALM

#& what the hap is fuckening ( ooc ) #actually thinking abt him and her and how their narrative is DOOMED #i don’t see rhaenyra has a horrible absentee older sibling before he lost his eye towards him or her other siblings #and that’s esp cause i also write her #she’s not as active as almond but nyra is my baby girl #i also don’t think she would condone her kids bullying him cause like ???? what was that #what’s funny is most of these characters are doomed and it hurts me #writing nyra aemond jacaerys and the dragons KNOWING what will happen hurts me so bad #at least w jaime and dany and cella i CAN hope their book endings aren’t as tragic #but i can’t with aems nyra and jace #and daeron #Icb i forgot daeron like the writers did i am a SHAM

[what-yadoking-likes]

Soooo. Got me septum pierced 2 weeks ago. Fairly certain my mom doesn't know.

Guess who is spending HOURS with her this Saturday 🤡

I wonder if she will

A) Call me a circus performer (tattooed lady is her go-to)

B) Shake her head and roll her eyes and mumble passive-aggressively under her breath about it

C) Ask what my partner thinks

D) Say I've ruined my face/looks

E) Other/Comment

#not a Payday post #Yado irl #Yado's crap mother #Yado's sister #it's funny because lost my looks? I don't think #I am not fucken drop dead gorg but neither am I a hideous bog monster #but when I get a new tattoo she sure does behave like there's something wrong with me #did I ever mention she fucken ADORES her boyfriend's stepdaughter who isn't even his stepdaughter? #guess what guys SHE'S A TATTOO ARTIST #YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP #oh and she always comments when she posts her tattoos and I'm like BRUH why you so two-faced? #and I'm the Gemini!

[lovvelorrn]

someome explain to me who decided that 'musical or comedy' was a good category for the golden globes and THEN included shows like the bear and movies like the banshees of inisherin on those categories. i just wanna talk

#literally the two pieces of media that broke me the most last year lmao i feel so blinsided like. THOSE ARE NOT COMEDIES #i'm happy for every award though. they are deserved but like. invent a new category for pieces of art that are not so black and white #bc yeah there were some times where i laughed watching the bear and the donkey on the banshees is really fucken funny but #they are not comedies. they are not written like comedies. i understand that martin mcdonagh is a reknown comedy writer but. #NO. also really happy ab the success of abbott elementary!! yay!! #golden globes #i just found out it’s renowned lmaooooo

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

@allvalley100​

Prompt: Girls’ Night

Pairing: YasMoon

***

Bringing champagne. Can’t wait! I love you, girl!

Yasmine closes Moon’s text, sighing. Doesn’t mean anything. Moon gives out platonic “I love you”s like Halloween candy.

Later, halfway through Bridesmaids, Perignon washes Yasmine’s filter away.

“Shit. I’m really into you, and it’s killing me. You’re gorgeous and amazing and I’m…some has-been bitch who tags along.”

“Yas.” Moon bites her lip, expression thoughtful.

Yasmine’s heart pounds.

“Don’t say that. You’re stunning.”

Moon grabs Yasmine’s shoulders, and Yasmine braces herself for the rejection pity-hug.

Then Moon is kissing her, and Yasmine’s fingers are...exploring lunar craters, as Demetri might say.

10/10 girls’ night.

***

So fucking confusing, the way that she texts me Keeps saying, “I love you,” wish she really meant it (hey, I love you) Sometimes she comes over, we call it a girls’ night When she takes her clothes off, I know that she's my type (oh my god)

So we kept in touch ‘cause I wanted to touch her I got kinda drunk and told her that I liked her She said, “You're the best” This girl has got me all messed up (All messed up in my mind)

When she bites her lip, looks at me like that I wanna be more than a friend, more than a friend Does she feel the same? Does she want me back? I wanna be more than a friend, more than a friend I have you close but I want more I want your t-shirt on the floor When you bite your lip, look at me like that I wanna be more than a friend, more than a friend

#allvalley100 #yasmoon #yasmine x moon #moon x yasmine #yasmine cobra kai #moon cobra kai #cobra kai #cobra kai season 3 #cobra kai season 4 #CW for the song lyrics being a little suggestive #but nothing too bad #takes place sometime in S3 or S4 so they've already befriended Demetri #and I like to think some of Demetri's dorky nerdiness rubbed off on Yasmine XD #mainly because it's really funny to imagine this scary preppy ex alpha bitch start talking in Smart Guy Buzzwords #Don't get me wrong though I FULLY believe she could do it #she HAS to be a lil smarter than she seems or else no fucken way would she and Demetri get along so well lmao