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l0serloki · 1 year

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Celebrations

Birthday Celebration HC’s with Genshin Boys

(Tartaglia, Zhongli, Diluc, Kaeya, Albedo)

A/N : I was iffy about posting it but like whatever - enjoy!! If you all have any genshin requests feel free to send them my way.

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Tartaglia :

- Expect everything you’ve talked about ever

- I mean it, he’s bought it (he hasn’t been saving them in the closet to give to you all at once)

- He baked a cake with your favorite animal or something dorky like that (it’s sweet cmon)

- He would rather celebrate it at home so he can spoil you and spend as much time with you as possible

- Movie night and cuddles and whatever food you wanted

“Happy birthday Y/N! My sweet thing is now old! Can’t believe I’m in love with a prehistoric dinosaur.” You could only snort as Childe ushered you into the kitchen. You sat down at the table as he laid the cake in front of you. It was definitely homemade and - was that a narwhal on it? “Ajax dear, did you put your narwhal on my cake? Also amazing job baking this!” You felt a kiss at the top of your head as he lit the candles. “Of course! I put a heart too! We both love you after all!”

Zhongli :

- He understands the importance of birthdays but he’s had about a million so give gramps a break

- Wakes you up with some nice tea and breakfast

- ‘Happy birthday my dear, enjoy’

- He will take you sightseeing and a nice dinner too

- If you have other plans in mind though he doesn’t mind switching it up

- He got you a ring (no it’s not smaragdus jade don’t worry he checked)

You felt a hand brush against your cheek and Zhongli’s voice call from your dreams. “Wake up dear, I have breakfast and some tea for you.” Your eyes cracked open and adjusted to the light while your lover adjusted the plate in front of you. You murmured your thanks as you stretched and reached out for his hand. “Happy Birthday Y/N. Ive got a fun day planned for you.”

Diluc :

- Diluc tried his best okay

- He sucks at planning (Adelinde fixed everything up for him)

- He threw a party at the manor for you with all your friends

- He even made a new drink and named it after you!!

- Constantly has a hand on you and reminding you that you’re super special to him

- He got you a new coat since you like to steal his all the time (not that it’s gonna stop you from taking his)

“Surprise!!!” You gasped as your friends jumped out in the living room of you and Diluc’s shared manor. Diluc walked over to you and lead you towards everyone, not without stealing a quick kiss first. “Happy birthday my love. I made you a drink - tell me when you want to taste it. Enjoy your day, you mean so much to me.”

Kaeya :

- He totally is the type of guy to wake you up at the crack of dawn to sing happy birthday

- Just let him and go back to sleep, let him get it out of his system

- Once you are ready he takes you out (on his nonexistent horse - that’s our cavalry captain!!)

- He planned a picnic next to a lake with a bunch of wine and snacks

- He will sing happy birthday AGAIN and feed you a slice of cake

- It’s going to end up in a make out and him telling you how beautiful you are to him <3

The weather was nice as you sat down on the picnic blanket. You were shocked to say the least, you don’t know how Kaeya had the time to set this all up. He opened the basket and grinned at you. “I brought some wine and snacks. Gotta make sure you have a good birthday, yeah?” He leans in and captures your lips in a heated kiss. He separates from the kiss and goes back to setting the food out. “You can’t distract me too much just yet! I need to sing to you again.”

Albedo :

- He painted a portrait of you!!

- The type to just ask what you want to do for the day and follow you around

- He just wants you to be happy and do whatever you please with your special day

- You want lunch? He’s paying! No argument

- He even made you a card that he gives you later on

- There’s some cheesy sappy poetry in there as well, he drew your favorite flowers next to the lines too

“Have you enjoyed your day so far Y/N?” Albedo had continued to eat as you said yes and talked about what you wanted to do later. “Yes, of course. We will do whatever you want. I just hope to make this day as memorable as possible for you. Before I forget - here’s your card.” Albedo kissed your hand before passing it to you. He was always so thoughtful.

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deus-and-the-machina · 1 year

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Ranking the Xenoblade Games based on how straight they are

this is a mix of legitimate grievances about the writing and just goofing around. starting at least straight to most. Also not including X sorry I havent played it.

1. Xenoblade 2

Most of the romance in this game is light due to it being a sort of cute puppy love. Nothing actually happens between the characters and it’s mostly contained to the main characters with most side characters being free from clumsy straight love plots. There’s a couple of blushy scenes between Pyra/Mythra and Rex but most of their serious/emotional interactions are genuine and honest and don’t really get into romance or some hidden feelings they need to confess to. Even Nia’s confession is more of something for herself and she never really changes bc she’s in love or focuses on it that much.

Beyond the main characters, sheba exists, jin and lora can be considered one sided at least romantically (she’s the one to make flirty comments in Torna and he always responds along the lines of ???) and he’s explicitly not motivated by her death, while it did obviously impact him it’s something he’d accepted and used as fuel for his ultimate goal. and of course there’s Malos, who’s own voice actor was like “cmon he was in love with Jin”. Morag and Brighid also exist. There’s even some old man furry yaoi implications with gramps and azurda in that one scene??? ngl its kind of cute.

2. Xenoblade 3

Got a lot of points in the heteronormative category here. The main characters are paired up in m/f duos, but while 2/3 of them are romantically coded, Sena and Lanz aren’t really and Sena’s most focused relationship is probably Mio. To the game’s credit, it also doesn’t restrict them to these pairs and lets the whole group interact and have friendships and dynamics outside of the shippy ones.

An emphasis is put on the true nature of humanity being to fall in love and have kids, but considering the context of the scene only certain parts of it really make me go “mmmmmm”. these characters are test tube babies who have never seen a real human baby and so it’s wholesome and understandable, but Monica’s wording about specifically couples later does lean towards heteronormative “everyone must grow up and have a kid.” Considering she canonically had a teenage pregnancy though and her baby daddy clearly isn’t around I expect she’s very shaped by that experience though.

After that scene we don’t see a ton of heteronormative sentiment from city members (Ghondor, Shania, and Masha dont have any romantic sentiments, grey and rozana dont have kids and have a rather atypical but trusting relationship in general) and the focus on legacy and family is shown to have its toxic sides with Shania’s mom (who is also just. no 1 messed up lesbian in my heart).

Mio and Noah do start to have their characters focus more on romance and have their whole doomed soulmates shtick but I feel like they’re still given focus as individual characters in the main story post that revelation so I kind of forgive it, and the unhealthiest possible manifestation of their relationship is one of the main villains so. Also ngl they’re just cute, so I’m a bit biased here. I get if you’re groaning at the game pushing the main straight couple hard but at least they don’t suddenly lose all their personality when it happened.

3. Xenoblade 1

Hoo boy. There’s just a lot of it in this game. Ngl it took me a while to properly get into Xenoblade bc while I liked the first game overall, it also just had some things that rubbed me the wrong way and 2′s general reputation didn’t make it seem much better (then I played it and fell in love and retroactively appreciate 1 more but yeah) and one of those things was how the game very quickly fridged the only female character as a love interest. Yaaaaay.

Like yes she comes back later but at the time I was just kinda like. oh. ok then :/ and even when Fiora comes back, she’s super Shulk focused. Girl, you’ve been kidnapped and forcibly made into a cyborg and house a god who was walking around in your body but ig you’re mostly thinking about how your bf would feel. seriously when she’s fucking DYING her main concern is that Shulk doesn’t find out. like ok. Even her interactions with melia have that whole love triangle hanging over them as subtext. I greatly appreciate they didn’t got he jealousy angle and had Fiora genuinely want to reach out and be friends, but it does definitely feel like shulk is a matter constantly lingering whenever they talk.

And poor Sharla man. Seconds into meeting reyn she’s comparing him to her missing fiancé, despite still feeling he’s alive and wanting to find him. The game gives every hint that Gadolt may still be alive and rescuable, Meyneth even says smth like “I can feel this Homs still there” but not only does he die, he basically says “take care of her” to reyn like BOY you don’t know this man??? why would you say your last words to him and not your fiancé like ok. It felt like they wanted to make it “ok” for them to get together by killing him off and having him say that, even though everything until then had hinted with a hopeful tone that he could still be saved.

Ngl Melia’s unrequited love isn’t that bad but it does feel unnecessary considering how much she already suffers. Like you just really gotta rub it in huh. The fandom is wayyy worse about it than the game though, because canonically she moves on and is still surrounded by her friends and subjects and whatnot and doesn’t become some bitter scorned lover, but the fandom constantly jokes about it/acts like she is.

also some of the alt outfits, esp Sharla and Fiora’s are just...very obnoxious sexy fantasy armor. esp for flora when most of her body is supposed to be replaced with mechon parts but ig her tits were miraculously intact. They both deserve better writing ngl.

#xenoblade #godbles alvis for being in 1 I needed some homoerotic tension after all the friction. 3 was even so nice as to give melia a catgirl gf :)#I didnt go into nia but she's honestly got a lot of scenes that could be interpreted as her being wlw in addition to the canon polycule #so cheers to that. didnt wanna get into The Photo tm tho since thats not teeeechnically 2 and I was ranking each game individually #xenoblade chronicles

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energywarning · 2 years

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Disorganized thoughts regarding splat3 story mode+ my agents. Perhaps not the best thoughts ever but heyyy *disclaimer i do not take some events too seriously i like comedy . And on the other i extrapolate on silly things tldr im sillay babey sorry for cringe rocking*

-The power eggs that callie gives harper are from either looking around like a dummy or entering some of the kettles and farming eggs on easy missions *orca voice* you are not an authoriz- "ah fuck off robot thing" it works out... somehow

-It was kinda easy to lose track of time because the artificial walls always were sunny so like. 1 week in and harper was p much convinced they were in here for a year somehow

-Ripley kinds of considers "captain" to be a pity title at some point cus thats when ppl started to be big on the idea of having ripley chill the fuck out and like . Do less work Lol. The reasons why theyre Sitting there the whole time almost is bc they were also technically meant to recover from an injury (so the captain cant talk bc theyre shy thing is like a quarter of a lie thing bc yeah they are a little and they mumble often but rn theyre straight up just exhausted Lol) but ultimately callie and marie are like eh Fuck it. we ball cmon captain do your thing re: building that machine thing+ fuzzy stuff elimination LOL . And then they get injured again oops.

- At the beginning of story mode ... harper is like: hey uh. How do we get out of here by the way... since we fell? From above?

No one answers them..

- After the Ending of storymode harper is very clear about 3 things :

1. hey callie hey marie i kind of feel scammed by your grandpa. Like i should be paid a little right. Like at least a little bit.

2. Madam captain person being. Sorry i dont know your name yet- oh its ripley. Ok ripley you are cool thank you for being nice to me while we were down there 👍.

Yes i know that splat3dlc is going to contradict these but for now in my brain this is the funniest thing ever so it is so for now have this:

3. Unless there is a another world ending scenario im not doing any agent work ever again sorry. Or at least for a long long time(is trying to be nice about rejecting the whole agent thing)

-last discussion eight had w ripley b4 splat3 story mode kind of went smth like : callie saying that gramps is looking for another agent... captain isnt going to do much duh injury and all. Well geez what do you mean you're coming with us anyway dont you girls have a life hold on lemme call ripley theyll tell you all abt it.

Ripley: hi darling, hi Alex. No sorry you both are fired actually for now :^) no yeah i know im not actually the one who can fire people i was joking- no i know- ok ok i get it geez. well either way you cant come with us sorry you both are meant to patrol other places so. ok will be back soon in less than a week probably promise

-I also like to think that they were in alterna for like a month and a half or so... but it felt like much longer re: losing track of time

-harper got all the alterna logs etc but they literally dont give a shit about them and forgot the 3/4 of them

-Post story mode Harper kinds of hate/is scared by deepcut ever since the whole attacking them thing but they are very funny about it cus they hide behind ripley when they see any of em sillay individuals but harper is like so much taller than ripley so its like

-Ripley is kind of harper s honorary uncle

-Harper had an awful roommate situation and ultimately they end up. Living w the rest of the agents (they say its only temporary...)

-callie is harper s favorite squid sister

#will add more maybe...#sorry i found most of these funny and god knows i love to have a chuckle or 2. a laff even #sillies #harper(neo3)#eight(8)#alex(4)#callie

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thewholecrew · 9 months

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@headstrongblake said: “forgive me. i’m tired, i’m cold, and i’m an ass.” / nicklas @ rev

it had been a tense couple of days since nick’s father barged his dumbass into their bar demanding drinks from nick all the while ignoring both rev and grant. it had pissed rev off, reminded them of their damn father; all smug smiles, arrogance he thought was confidence. all laughs like the shit he put them through was just a joke. a snarl escaped rev as they turned suddenly to send their fist flying into the nearby tree causing the wood to groan and trunk to sway. they wanted to tear the bastard to shreds if they were honest.

unlike their father, they had no connection or attachment to that asshole and if he was going to stick around he was just asking for it anyways. they hated the look they’d seen on nicks face, hated how he had to try and order rev around afterwards, as if they’d ever listened to him before -- this wouldn’t change shit. not in that regard anyways. their view of nick shifted the slightest, they’d always liked him despite how grumpy and annoying he was but they understood a bit more now why he’d refuse to fight. no one wants to end up like their old man, well no one rev knew anyways.

those past couple days rev had seen nothing of nick, only hearing from grant that he was busy. rev snorted at that, continuing to work at the bar in those early morning anyways. it wasn’t until late that night they heard rustling along the forest trail they usually took. a frown formed on their face and they stepped off the path, crouching low to watch and see who the hell was out here as late as they were. no way it was hunter -- and usually there was never anyone else.

rev? they heard a familiar voice call out before more scuffling and cursing. their lips curled into a smirk at that, waiting a moment longer before jumping out to scare him with a playful roar. they easily dodged the instinctual swing their way, ducking before popping up on the other side of nick with a laugh. “you should have seen your face!” rev teased, clapping him on the arm as they snickered. once they had a moment to compose themselves, wiping their eyes for dramatic effect, rev tilted their head. “the fuck you doin’ out here so late at night gramps?” they asked with a grin, “how’d you know i was out here?”

it wasn’t like rev made their business public but as he mentioned their brother, rev rolled their eyes. “of course,” they shrugged, bare arms crossing over their chest. “well, what do you want?” the question seemed to make nick a bit uncomfortable and rev watched how he shifted his weight as if trying to form words that didn’t want to come out. “get to it gramps, don’t got all night,” they urged with a roll of their eyes. it earned a tired sigh from nick, look. about the other day... rev snorted, “what day is that exactly?” they teased before shrugging, “whatever man, i’m not tryna know your business.”

it seemed like that was somewhat of the answer nick was looking for as he finally said, forgive me. i’m tired, i’m cold, and i’m an ass. rev gave another scoff, “an ass is for sure,” but their tone was far less cutting than it had been. “you’re fine, now cmon gramps lets get you back home before you catch a cold,” they teased, arm going around nick’s shoulders as they ruffled his hair. “you know, if you really wanna make it up to me you could still fight me, i saw that swing,” they mused with an impressed grin.

#headstrongblake #verse: all american.#ryan everheart: answered ask.

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heckinconfusedparade · 1 year

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That was beautiful! I didn’t actually expect you to straight up make Amy aware that something’s up! And the little “”Sonic recognized that tone of voice” but to be done! I really liked that! Shows how much the events affected him! Gotta wonder what the doctor would find. My guess? Subconscious PTSD or a form of DID. But once again, that was great!

Aww thank you I’m so happy you enjoyed it! It was fun to write!

I also wonder what the doc would think. It’s such an odd think Amy had goin on.

Sonic will be living the rest of his life thinking about what happened. If he ever has grandchildren and grows to be an old man, you bet that’s going to be the story he tells millions of times.

“Oh have I told you kids about that time I traaaveleed the shatterverse?”

“Yes, Gramps. Cmon, let’s take your meds..”

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sleepy-achilles · 2 years

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I never posted this after finishing. Its been sat in my drafts since August.

Once again, I've watched more bluey so forgive me-

The Family of Destruction- Leon struggles to find his words

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Childhood-

Taker huffs as he drops his duffle bag by the door. He was not happy. He goes to work, puts his entire heart into that ring just for his boss to tell him his tiredness is apparent and he should get some rest and do better.

You try raising two kids and a possessed dog and try getting a good night sleep.

"Daddy!" Cassie yells running up to him. "Hey bug" Taker chuckles picking her up. She hugs him. "Whats wrong kid?" Taker asks. "Papas not happy with me" she pouts. "Why? What did you do?" Taker questions. "Lee is having trouble finding his words and papa said I needed to stop talking over him. So I did. But then papa said I needed to stop talking for him and find my ears." Cassie frowns. "Your ears are on your head" Taker jokes. "Thats what I said!" Cassie gasps cupping takers ears. "Ooo ouch, and how did papa react to that?" Taker winces already knowing his kids are too outspoken for their own good. "He pulled that face" cassie whispers.

Both red heads furrow their brows and frown, scrunching their noses. Taker chuckles and cassie giggles. "Well, let's go find papa and Lee shall we?" Taker asks. Cassie nods. Taker carries the girl into the house. "Now where did you last see them?" Taker asks. "On the deck" cassie points towards the kitchen. Taker walks into the kitchen to see Shawn and Leon outside. Leon sat on the decks stairs and shawn taking the washing down. Taker puts cassie down and watches her run out to Shawn. Taker follows slowly, stopping behind Leon.

"How was your day Leon?" Taker asks. Shawn looks up from cassie towards Taker and frowns softly. "It was..." Leon pauses. Taker moves down the stairs so he can see Leon's face. He watches Leon's eyes scan back and forth the grass as if he's finding the words. "Fun?" Cassie asks. Leon nods. "What did I say?" Shawn asks cassie quietly. Taker frowns and kneels down infront of the boy. "It was a fun day?" He asks. Leon nods. "But has it been tough up here?" Taker asks tapping Leon's temple gently. "Y-yes" Leon stutters. "I've had a tough day today. Gramps has been down my throat about my tiredness being clear in the ring" Taker states. Leon tilts his head. "But don't worry. I never told him that's because you and cassie like to play best at night" Taker smirks. "Thank" Leon whispers. Taker smiles. "No problem bud." Taker states as he stands.

"What shall we have for dinner today then?" Shawn asks. "How about we let Leon decide" Taker suggests. "Yeah" cassie smiles. "Uh..ok" Leon mutters standing up. Taker looks at the awkward boy as he once again scans. Taker would love to see how Leon's brain worked. If the scanning actually helps him find the words he needs. "I um..how about cassie...choses .?" Leon whispers hugging his arm. Cassie goes to speak when Shawn clears his throat. "No. I've found my ears. Go on. Speak your mind" cassie smiles standing infront of her big brother. Leon's eyes widen slightly but he nods. "I um we...." he pauses. "We could have...have....pizza?" He finishes. "Of course bub. Why don't you two go with dad and order in? And I'll join you once I'm done out here" Shawn smiles. The kids nod and run inside. Taker moves to shawn and kisses his cheek. "I wish there were easier ways to help him when he was like this." Shawn whispers. "There will be one day. Once doctors stop telling us he's fine" Taker smirks. Shawn rolls his eyes and gently slaps takers bicep. "Atleast cassie learned something new today." Shawn smiles. "Yeah, there's that" Taker mutters before kissing Shawn on the lips.

"Ewew! Cmon we want pizza!" Cassie yells. Both men chuckle. "Hasn't learned manners tho" Taker mutters. "Yeah, I wonder where she gets that" Shawn smirks as the man is dragged inside.

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Present-

Drew huffed as he drops down onto the bench. "Can you believe this? We have to defend our belts twice in one night" drew groans. "You get use to it kid" Shawn chuckles. "How'd you feel about it Lee?" Cassie asks. Taker glances at Leon's face. Leon is sat across from him, his arms rested against his legs and he's leant forward. No one has heard a word off him all morning or afternoon. Now, that's not unnormal for Leon. So no one was concerned until it came to answering this question. "I...." Leon sits back, his eyes scanning the lockeroom falls. Shawn frowns and looks at taker. "Think of the word. Imagine it in your head" Taker tells Leon quietly. Drew looks at taker before back at Leon. "Take your time." Drew whispers.

Leon closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. "I reckon...we will..do a-a-amazing" Leon forces out. "Damn right we will. But still. He's only doin this because we made fun of him on smackdown." Drew huffs. Shawn can't fight the smile. Of course drew would be patient with him. Of course he wouldn't mention it or push the boy. He wouldn't make Leon feel uncomfortable or insecure.

Taker moves and sits next to Leon. "You alright? Something going on?" Taker asks quietly. Leon shrugs and slowly opens his eyes. 'Too loud' Leon signs before tapping his forehead. Taker hums. "Hey, how about we all go out tonight? Food, on me?" Taker asks. "All of us?" Cassie asks nodding towards drew, drew who's too busy scrolling on his phone. "Yes. Him and Austin." Taker sighs. "Mm not Austin but I like the effort" cassie smirks. "Hey drew!" Taker calls as him and Leon stand. Drew looks up. "Yes?" Drew asks. "Cmon, I'm buying you some dinner" Taker states. Drews eyes widen and he is quick to get up and join Leon. "Told y-y-ya" Leon whispers. Drew smiles and holds Leon's hand as the family leave to get dinner and hopefully clear Leon's mind.

Shawn holds takers hand and watches the three kids walk ahead. Shawn kisses takers shoulder, grabbing the big man's shoulder. "Paul's goons were lerking. I think that's what's got too him" shawn mutters. "Ill look into it" Taker promises. Shawn rests his cheek against takers shoulder. "I wish I could see into his mind. Wish I could help him" shawn murmurs. "I've always wanted to know if scanning the room helps him find the words he's looking for" Taker admits. Shawn looks at him, stopping them in the hall. "I heard it helps. He finds an object that starts or atleast has the letters in it to spell the word, helps him speak it. Sometimes. I guess. I think." Shawn rambles. "So he'd be screwed in a blank room?" Taker asks with a smirk.

Shawn gasps and slaps his arm. "Undertaker!" "Im joking!" Taker laughs before kissing Shawn gently. "Ew! Cmon! We are hungry!" Cassie yells at them. "God something never change." Shawn huffs as they start walking. "Still time to sell her or something." Taker mutters. "They'd sent her back. Besides, she'd still find a way to annoy you with her lack of manners" Shawn smirks as they join their kids.

"She sure would" Taker mutters.

#wwe #shawn michaels #the undertaker #wwf #hbtaker #undertaker x shawn michaels #shawn x undertaker #leon michaels #cassidy michaels #charlie doggo #drew mcintyre #the family of destruction #the family of destruction fics

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pingvin-king · 3 years

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zhongli: so what do you think of liyue with it’s rich history compared to-

Aether: I prefer Mondstadt.

#if i hear one more asshole talk shit #ima start whipping up some tornadoes #like y’all literally have nothing else to do but talk shit?#everyone else literally shits on mondstadt #while those in mondstadt are just like ‘ahh gonna enjoy my wine.’#‘hey traveller done forget to check out the other nations! they’re real cool! (bring me back a souvenir lol)’#the most negative opinion i’ve heard is from diluc #but he’s just like ‘i love my nation #i bleed it for it #these assholes think they can bully us?? eat shiiit -flaming sword-‘#i mean zhongli just laughed and gave like a passive aggressive grandad response #but like cmon gramps #don’t be an asshole to venti #we’ve fought together #we’re wind lads #ramblings #genshin impact

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infinityactual · 2 years

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that caramelldansen post remonded me...anytime i see anything abt caramelldansen it reminds me of the time i rolled up to kiddo's school blasting caramelldansen on my car's single functional speaker and she was like 'YOU KNOW CARAMELLDANSEN?!'

yes, child. i know caramelldansen. i also know leekspin, dragostea din tei and shooting star. i was around for the ORIGINAL memes. i remember the before times, when the most well known meme was Kilroy.

#memes have been around for so long #they arent just a zoomer thing #or gen z or millenial #which us why i do not get how boomers dont get memes or hate them #like cmon gramps you know what memes are

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enbyprentiss · 3 years

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i would literally fucking sell my soul to satan himself for matthew to post literally anything. COME ON GRANDPA GIVE US SOMETHING DAMN. A TWEET. A DRAWING. ONE OF THOSE WEIRD SELFIES. ANYTHING BITCH.

#literally get your ass back out here #this is so aggressive #like obv he can do what he wants that’s not what i’m saying #but like cmon gramps whip out the ole cellphone for us #matthew gray gubler #mgg #matthew gubler #gublernation

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chuuy-a · 2 years

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oddly specific port mafia headcanons -tachihara and gin babysit q sometimes -elise likes chuuya's fashion sense -everyone wore black on akutagawas birthday just to annoy him -kaji organises small events for the members sometimes -chuuya is ridiculously nice to his subordinates -hirotsu is everyone's unofficial "gramps" -everyone has a crush on koyou. i mean, cmon. -chuuya and the black lizard are good friends -higuchi learned martial arts from chuuya -tachihara is surprisingly into pop music -tachichuu friendship y'all,,, they are best bros -akutagawa secretly really likes when the others invite him to hang -koyou knows how to knit sweaters( also how to kill someone with the needle) -mori ( as much of an asshole he is,) organises dances sometimes

#port mafia #bsd headcanons #bsd #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #tachihara michizou #gin akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #kajii motojirou #koyou ozaki #higuchi ichiyo #elise bsd #mori ougai #< shie's original posts >

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pumpkinsy0 · 3 years

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for @sophie-i-guess13 bc my dumbass deleted the ask, but the ask WORD FOR WORD was

“pony treating curly like an old person or im suing.

for comedic reasons, this is a joke.Keep up the amazing work, i love your content <3”

ANYWAYS i said

sue me i dare u, the most ur gonna get is the lint from my pocket but HHH thank u for liking my shit

BUT INTO THE HCS

•curly is a pretty messy eater, so when ponys around when he’s eating, ponys like “cmon gramps, if u need help w something u gotta say so” then proceeds to make a bib out of a napkin for curly

• when curly and pony r about to head to bed, pony grabs a cup of water to bed, and hands it to curly and curlys just confused until pony goes “for ur dentures :))”

•when curly plays his rock music, pony turns it down and acts astonished like “ur music is gonna ruin ur already bad hearing, sir”, curly just chuckles at that one

•curlys the mf to wait till he RLLY has to use the bathroom at school so when hes SCREAMING to use the bathroom ponys going “i thought we packed ur adult diapers😟”

•when pony goes to the store, pony just hands curly prunes he found😭

•curlys eyesight isnt the best, so he squints sometimes and when he does ponys being a lil asshole going “now where r ur glasses u told me u packed them >:(“

#ponyboy curtis #curly shepard #purly

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koshicoast · 3 years

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bro it’s Drabble fushiita o’clock + there’s some age reversal in this

Spring is more than ready to retire, sleepy and exhausted from her year’s work; a tedious task of marking the start of change. She’s been decorating alleyways and streets with flowers of vibrant colors, fully bloomed blossoms helping paint the streets in pink. She tends to the trees too, turning them a bright green, the orange and red from Autumn’s touch fading away just like the melting snow from Winter. She makes sure to echo the sound of children and adults alike laughing throughout the city, smiling at their excited smiles and rosy cheeks. Additionally, she turns down the teens’ complaints of returning to school, laughing at their misery and creative insults before she moves on to the next task. The sun, always one to favor Spring, hangs out in the sky longer to watch her run around, amused by her antics. These days, there is only peace.

‘Yuuji would have loved it.’ Megumi thinks to himself, looking out the window. He has twenty minutes before the newest first years step into his classroom. There are two boys and one girl this year, all having rare techniques. One of them happens to be the Gojo heir, the keeper of the six eyes. The other two are nothing to sneeze at either, one being able to manipulate cursed energy and the other already an expert at her reverse technique. ‘It’ll be a busy year.’ he sighs internally, his bones groaning at the future work he’ll have to put in. He’s not looking forward to it but he knows Yuuji would have loved it; excited to teach the new generation. He imagines how the pink haired boy (boy because that’s all he was after all, having lived and died as one) would be right now; he imagines watching pink flashes whip around the class, excitement rolling off in waves. He imagines Yuuji’s smiling face, how he’d ask Megumi to show off his shadow technique as an ice breaker and how his eyes would twinkle at the sight of the Divine Dogs before both dogs would jump into his arms, ignoring their actual owner. He imagines how quickly the first years would warm up to him too.

‘Megumi...Live a long life okay?’

He’s 27 now, the unblemished skin from his teens no where in sight. It’s littered in scars, small and big, tiny and wide, regrets and hopes engraving themselves into his body like tally marks. Permanent reminders of who’ve he’s saved, of who he couldn’t, stories to tell when questioned by his students. When they finally gain the courage to ask, that is. He knows as the head of the Zenin clan and his natural cold demeanor, it’ll be difficult to build a relationship with the teens, especially the Gojo heir due to the family politics. He has faith though, something Yuuji has instilled in him all those years ago.

‘Y’know Fushiguro...You’re a pretty good guy!’

‘You’re a lot friendlier than you think you are’

‘I think you’d be a great teacher! Our future students are totally gonna think of you as the cold but cool mentor yknow? Cmon Megumi! Be a teacher with me! We could be the best teacher duo- Are you laughing?! Hey-!’

He distantly wonders which scar they’ll ask about first, a part of him hopes they’ll ask about the one on his ring finger. It’s unlikely though since it’s nothing grand compared to the others he’s collected, but it is his favorite one. He told Nobara about it years ago, late at night and after a few months after the execution of ‘Sukuna’s Vessel’, alcohol buzzing in his system. He remembers the way she barked out a humorless laugh, eyes growing watery as she said, “Can’t believe we all thought Yuuji was the hopeless romantic out of the two of you.”

He offered a weak smile which she returned, both pointedly ignoring the other’s tears. She stayed with him the whole night, helping him make meatballs for the hangover soup the next day.

Nowadays, Nobara, also older now, complains about her marred skin and how she’ll never get to a model but he’s seen the way she parades each scar like a Medal of Honor. She even forgoes the eyepatch once in awhile, her and Maki taking the street by storm whenever they’re out on their dates. He wonders if the kids will ask her about it when she stops by. It’d be a pretty funny image, he admits. He can already hear her voice, unabashedly loud.

He’s broken out of his thoughts when the door opens, the slam introducing his new students.

“Are you Zenin-sensei?” One asks, he has his hair in a low bun with the exception a piece of his bang falling flat against the side of his face. Getou Suguru.

“I thought the Zenin head was way older! Like a gramp or something” Another one speaks, his hair pure white and he’s hiding his eyes behind dark round sunglasses. He has a lollipop in his hand, using it to point to Megumi. Gojo Satoru.

The last one, a short girl with tired eyes and short hair glances at her two companions before heading to an empty seat. Shoko Ieiri.

“I’m not Zenin-sensei but I am your teacher” He answers Getou with a nod, turning to whats most likely going to be the the biggest pain in his ass. “The person you might thinking about, Gojo-kun, would be the deceased Naobito Zenin, I became the head only two years ago. My reign hasn’t been that long in comparison to the old bastard.”

“Wait if you’re not a Zenin then how’re you the head?” Shoko questions, shifting in her seat.

“I took my husband’s last name and despite being the head, I have no intentions of changing it.” He answers easily, writing his name on the board. “You may call me Itadori-sensei.”

#itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #jjk megumi #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen itadori #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu sorcerer #fushiita #i’m obsessed with itafushi #itafushi #anime

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hereisleo · 4 years

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since nobody has req oneus yet,, keonhee + tying shoelaces!

w/ l.kh

g/ mutual pining

w.count/ 942

a.n/ [romantics era team]: we hope it is up to your expectations! we will add ‘keep reading’ cut later.

t.w/ none, a few curses but that’s it

You never know what to expect from Keonhee. He keeps you on your toes every day. Today is not an exception. You truly wonder what is running on his mind when a series of texts late at night or early in the morning, depending on who’s talking, almost vibrates your phone off the bed.

[keon hee-hee 01:09]

hey you up?

answer me

hello

youre not dead right?

aww cmon!

lets go!

im bored!

im outside your door

‘Outside your door,’ he said? You kick off the blanket, sock feet sliding around the smooth flooring as you rush past the living room. The obnoxious knocking on your door reaches your ear, “Hurry up!” If he wakes up the entire floor, you’re going to die of embarrassment. Most of the residents are the elderly and you don’t want a talking from them, no matter how gentle, some of them gruff, they are.

You open the slightly creaky brown metal door, Keonhee flinches mid-knock. Before he could utter another word, you pull him inside by his sleeve, hissing harshly, “Are you trying to wake up all the grams and gramps?” You pinch his arm. He yelps and rubs the abused area with a whine, “Sorry, I didn’t mean to.” A moment goes by and a burst of barely veiled laughter rumbles in his throat, he takes his time to actually look at you. “You’re so cute! Like a little bear!” He pats your head and you smack his hand. “Oww! Little bear is angry!” He is way too fond of you. “What do you want, Keonhee?”

A grin appears on his face. Heavens, he’s handsome, the way his lips slope upward and the way the bags under his eyes add so much character to his face. The boyish charm appears to taunt you whenever he decides to make you question your sanity. No, you definitely do not have feelings for Lee Keonhee. The reasonable part of your brain snides, you’re in denial. “Let’s go out!” Your heart hammers against your ribcage. He doesn’t mean what you think the phrase means, does he? Keonhee tilts his head, “The playground?” Ah, shit. Of course, it’s the playground. This is why you shouldn’t jump to conclusions, there’s a nasty emotion brewing in your chest. Hurt. You nod silently, blindly reaching for whatever jacket is hanging on the rack and slipping on the beat-up white sneakers. It’s no longer white, it’s just dirty.

He has that wistful smile on his face and he crouches down in the cramped entrance. You shuffle back a little, giving him some room for movement not wanting him to smack the small of his back against the sharp edge of the mail slot. Occasionally, he makes you wonder why he likes your small apartment so much. Small but a precious home, it’s all you can afford. “Stay still,” he reaches for your foot, no, your shoelace. The dirty strings loop around his fingers. You like Keonhee’s hands, they’re big and warm, his fingers delicately slender and long. You will never tell him that, he won’t live it down. “There!” A loop around his finger and a little pull, a perfect bow rest atop of your shoe. It’s always the left side.

Keonhee doesn’t judge people by their appearance. He doesn’t care if you are out in public with your green and red plaid pyjamas that makes you look like Paddington Bear and nor does he care that your windbreaker clashes horribly with said pyjamas. He has a habit of linking his arm with yours and whines when you let go. He would pout with a, “You’re so cold,” then proceed to annoy you with a barrage of cute acts until you relented and let him link his arm again. You hear his excited gasp and drags you into a jog, the swings are empty.

It truly has been a while since you sit in the swings. The chains suspending the seat left a sharp iron scent on your hands. You and Keonhee have to cross your legs and tuck it under the seat, Keonhee letting his legs spear into the air. Both of you are too tall for the children’s swings set. By routine you know, a convenience store sojourn will follow after the two of you get your fill of childhood nostalgia. Sound waves of words resonate into space. You could listen to Keonhee talks all day but at night, there’s mellowness and grittiness in the words he speaks. He glances at you, wondering if you’re listening and finding your attention fixed on him. You didn’t expect him to catch you in your infatuation.

There’s so much adoration in his eyes when he meets your gaze, sparkling like the city lights in the distance. You could feel the flip-flop of butterfly wings in your stomach, the way your heart constricts almost painfully and the words diminish from your tongue. Ah. You’re done for. Keonhee doesn’t say anything as he stands, arms winding around you loosely, pulling you off the creaky swings. He keeps you close yet willing to let you escape at the same time. Damn him for making you feel this way. Damn him for understanding that you might not be ready. Damn shoelace for always untying itself. You curl your hands on his sides, the fabric of his t-shirt bunching under your grips. The previously perfect tied ribbon resting atop of your shoe is untied again, mocking you for your feelings. You lean your forehead against his chest, he lets you hide, his hold tightening a touch and chin resting on the crown of your head.

“Your shoelace is untied.”

#romantics era #l.kh #lee keonhee #keonhee #oneus #keonhee imagines #keonhee scenarios #keonhee drabbles #keonhee blurbs #oneus imagines #oneus scenarios #oneus drabbles #oneus blurbs #hereisleo

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miseryff · 4 years

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19. Sit Down

Paris

My weekend spent in Houston,TX was nothing short of litty! Besides the no having sex due to my period, I spent a wonderful three days with Derrick. Now I was back in Long Island and I can not say that I missed the towns that much. It was minutes to noon on Sunday and the only thing on my mind was getting some sleep because I had to go back to work tomorrow.

Damn, this adulting shit had no pause button.

“Where’s your lil boyfriend at, London Paris?” I rolled my eyes at my dad, and only sipped on my bottled water as we awaited Derrick’s arrival. My dad orchestrated the whole gathering with my mother. The plan was to have Derrick and I have a Sunday brunch so that they could get more acquainted with him. I honestly do not know why they want to be familiar with Derrick so badly. I mean its not like he would be coming around them that often anyways. I was still in the hot seat for flying to Houston against my parent’s wishes though, so I had to play nice and agree to this sit down.

“Chris, leave her alone.” That was my mom coming to my rescue, for once. I side eyed her just as the door bell rang. She must have got some dick last night because she’s been extra kind to me since I pulled up to the crib earlier this morning. I motioned to get the door but my big ass, dinosaur ass pops was already sprinting down the hall. I fake chuckled before looking over at my mom. She was already staring at me, being all weird. “Ma, you gucci?”

“What do you mean, baby?”

“I mean you being fake nice for some reason. Dad dropped some dick off last--”

“Paris, stop. I am not one of your lil ho friends. Don’t talk to me like that.” I could not hold in my laughter as I looked into her guilty eyes. She was trying so hard to keep her face neutral but shawty was blushing OD. “Ewww, yall need to get back together already--”

“The man of the hour is here!” My sentence was cut short by my father’s extra boisterous voice. I looked over into the doorway and there stood Derrick, looking even more sexy than he did a couple hours ago when he dropped me off at home. He went to his aunt’s house to fake nap and freshen up, since he had about two hours before he needed to be back at my house. This man looked like an advertisement for raw sex and I wanted him. Damn, I wonder I could suck him--

“Paris, hello? You not gonn introduce ya man to my fine ass baby moms? Fine, I’ll do it myself. Lil rude ass.” I blinked a few times before leveling my eyes from the front of Derrick’s grey dress pants, and meeting my father’s eyes. I heard Derrick chuckle as he and my father walked more into the kitchen. “Clean ya mind, ma” Derrick mumbled as he brushed past me lightly.

I could hear Derrick and my mom getting acquainted, so I used this time to pull my dad to the side to set some shit straight. “Yo...”

“Who you yo-ing, lil girl? Run that shit back.” I made the stank face as I watched him undo the wrapper from a yellow Starburst. But I’m the lil girl? “What, Paris? Speak up.”

“Can you not embarrass me today in front of my nigga? You do that a lot and I’m not with it the shits. I don’t even wanna be here for this bullshit mixer brunch, so--”

“When do I ever embarrass you, Paris? You do that job perfectly well by yourself’ like when you lied about entering a rehab program for the weekend, only to have ya smart ass daddy pop up on ya baecation.” He showed me the yellow Starburst in his mouth before pulling me into a hug when I turned to walk away. “Dadddd...”

“Hush up and hug me back. I ain’t gonn embarrass you, aight?. I can tell you like this kid and he aight so far, so ima be on my best behavior.” Those words placed a tiny smile on my lips so I wrapped him back tightly, snickering when he started whining. “Old ass nigga! I heard a couple bones crack.”

“Fuck outta here, bum!” He pushed me away from him a little too roughly and I caught my balance before punching him in the chest. “Yeaa, talk yo shit now gramps.” I went to punch his bird chest again but my mom saved his slow, tired ass.

“Can yall beasts stop playing in my kitchen? Lets sit and eat before the food gets cold. Waiting on Derrick’s turtle ass all morning and shit.” The loudest laugh left my lips and I walked over to Derrick who was wearing the ‘I ate ass’ face. “Ma, don’t shade my baby. Do you see how he looks? His fine ass had--”

“Yuck.” That was my hating ass pops. “Cmon man, lemme save you from this thirst bucket I call a daughter.” He rudely pushed me out the way and dropped his arm over Derrick’s shoulder as they walked out the kitchen. My jaw hit the floor once I heard the two roar in laughter. It was then my mom’s laughing that forced me to tear my eyes from the two. “Ya dad has a man crush Mondaaayy” she sang as she walked around my frozen body.

“His gay ass!”

Brunch went... well?

We actually ate and there was no shit that popped off. My dad was on his best behavior, as promised, minus the corny attempts to make Derrick laugh. I never thought I would agree with my mom’s opinion ever but she was right, Dad had a MCM... and it was my nigga.

“I fake wish Cae and Carter was here. I gave them money for the mall because I thought it would be a shit show.” I joked as I watched my mom gather up the plates from the table. I would get up and help her but that’s what my lazy ass pops was for. “Really? I was wondering why they was dressed and speeding out the door. They bout to spend off ya money in that mall.” My mom chucked lightly as she continued to stack the plates.

“Dad, go help mom bring the dishes to the kitchen and leave my nigga alone. He can not and will not hook you up on the Js dropping next week. Fuck outta here.”

“Paris, shut ya ass up. Now like I was saying--”

“Chris, I need help for real. Fuck dem shoes.” Derrick and I shared a laugh as we watched my mom staredown my pops. “Really, Alana? You think that glaring shit still work on me?”

No more words came from my moms mouth. The room would have been silent but Derrick and I were being goofy as shit and laughing like a bunch of school girls. Maybe another minute of my mom staring down my pops passed, before we heard his chair scrape against the wooden floors. “Simp ass nigga” I coughed loudly. “Damn, some shit was stuck in my throat.”

Can yall believe my grown ass pops sent me the middle finger? “And one for you too, Derrick. To think I had an ally in this bitch. That’s when they smile in my face...” He sand off key as he followed my mom out of the dining room. More laughter filled the living room and I had to wipe underneath my eye with my tank top because my dad was really a dickhead. Wow.

“Ya pops funny as shit.” Derrick chuckled some more, and then made a face when I pulled him out his seat by his arm. “Where we--”

“Shut up, and hurry up.” I whispered as I ushered him out of the dining room and down the hallway. I could hear my parents conversing in the kitchen and loud laughter as I started up the staircase. “Where we going, Paris?”

“To my room, Derrick. Now shut up.” The slap that was sent to my ass did nothing but make me more wet than I already was. Do yall know how hard it was to sit across from this sexy ass nigga and not be able to feel his dick down my throat? Shiiiidddd.

Once we entered my bedroom I turned the lock and pushed him up against the door. “I’m bout to suck fire out ya dick, just in case you was about to ask me what I’m doing.” I winked at him before dropping to my knees and working on his dress pants. His dick print was pressed up against his pants and I knew his dick wanted nothing more than to find refuge in my mouth.

He said nothing, only took a grip of my jet black hair and guided my head to his already hard dick. Opening my mouth slowly, I deep throat his shit in one try, and felt a feeling of accomplishment once I heard his low grunts.

Oh yea, he’s mine.

Derrick

Paris is crazy.

I don’t remember the last time I did this high school shit; where a shawty snuck me up to her bedroom to get the work. Then again, she just left high school last year so it made sense. My bottom lip sunk into my mouth as I watched her get busy on my dick. I can’t lie, Paris gave the best head I have ever had in my life. Its like she was a pro at this shit and she was tryna suck the brown off my dick. I loved it.

“You like how my dick taste?” I spoke lowly as I tightened my grip on her straight black hair. Paris as a blondie was fire, no debate, But Paris with the jet black hair? Lets just say my dick was never on soft around her. She got it. “I love how your shit tastes. This my shit.” That was another thing I loved about Paris. The raw, NYC lingo. She spoke like a crip nigga but looked like a Hampton socialite. That was a fire ass mix.

Before I knew it both of my hands were are the back on her head and I was face fucking the shit out of her. And best believe mama kept up. No hands, on some Waka Flocka shit. “Yea, this yo shit.” Pulling her back by her hair, I watched as my dick slid out her mouth. “Open up,” a smile touched my lips as I watched her follow my every direction. It did something to me watching her welcome my spit into her mouth. After she licked her lips, she took my dick back into her mouth and finished me off. Pulling her up to stand, I pressed my lips to hers before switching places.

She was now laying with her chest against the door and I quickly pulled her black leggings down her legs. “Im still on my period, babe.”

“I know...” I mumbled as I searched for the condom in my wallet, As soon as I was wrapped up, I hiked her leg up and slid into her wetness with ease. “Fuckk,” we cursed at the same time.

“You better fuck the shit out of me. And make me cum.”

Oh yea, she mine.

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tumblunni · 5 years

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THOUGHTS FOR IF CHARON GETS INTO POKEMON MASTERS

His intro befriending scene could be like him seeing that you're strong and deciding to use you as his bodyguard while he tries to sneak into the masters tournament and steal stuff. You get dragged into his latest evil scheme but he's all *long mwahaha-ing rant about making his fortune* "oh no, pay it no mind, I am just a harmless old man!"

And then most of his early "friendship" scenes could flow.similarly with the sort of "he is obviously a villain but an incompetent one who's forced to pretend to be your friend" stuff. Like "kekeke, yes, toil harder for the sake of the great Charon's cash flow! ...u-ugh...you wish to engage in.. friendship activity? N-no, I have no objection to this critically misguided choice of yours!"

Could have loads of funny situations where he makes meta sarcastic jokes about how the game works, and stuff. And him trying to escape from danger and get everyone else to do his work for him. Like maybe even his buff/debuff skills in gameplay could be based on that? Shifts the target of enemy moves to hit a different ally, which could be useful if you have a tank on your team and a fragile glass cannon. But no matter how much of a hilarious douchebag he's being, hes always easily persuaded into cooperating with the heroes by the slightest hint of precious gold!

And maybe his Actual Friendship-ing could be started by him like.. trying to be your evil mentor? "Child, you are far too intelligent to be wasting your time on this." Like he's so tsundere about his own emotions that he genuinely can't recognise when he's making a friend, and somehow turns it into "I am seeing potential in them as a new team galactic recruit". He wants to teach you "how the world really works" and how to be a better villain, and it is ABSOLUTELY NOT because he respects you, appreciates your company and wants you to be successful in life.

And then this could lead into him doing a lot of super tsundere friendship stuff and Being Like An Actual Grandpa, and whoops oh no I have accidentally fallen into friendship without noticing! You fiend! Your evil plot has ensnared me! Truly you have surpassed even the great Charon's villainy!! He says while hanging out in Disneyland or somethin. Like he's SO oblivious to kindness and optimism that he's already in like rank 9 friendship before he notices you're his friend XD

Maybe at this point things would suddenly go from comedy route to surprisingly emotional? Like I feel he would push back against the concept of genuine affection and opening up and trusting a comrade at all, let alone realising that there's hope of the world being better than he thought, feeling guilt about his actions, and seeking redemption. He might decide that you just be manipulating him, you must be another evil freak just as bad as he is, and all this time you must have been plotting to use him just like he originally intended to use you. But then he started caring about your friendship-NO! He cannot fall to such childish ideals as that! Have I not seem proof innumerable that such concepts are demonstrably false? Are you happy now, that you have brought me low to my deepest, most shameful weakness? To this twisted scrap of my heart that still holds fast to the hope of a concept that never existed in this world? "Friendship" is but a lie prattled by foolish children, clinging desperately to anything that would give their ephemeral life a shred of meaning! But I know better, I can fill that hole in my heart with gold!!

So you might have a boss fight or something against him to calm him down, and have to go on a sidequest to discover his backstory with rotom? And you'd bring it up as evidence that hey yes you are not beyond redeeming, grandpa! And then maybe once you're able to conquerr this super difficult task of making a sad old villain main face his emotional issues and admit to having a heart after all, you'd be rewarded by UNEXPECTED CUTE TIME! Actually earning his genuine friendship would feel awesome! Like imagine the same goofy mwahaha sass personality but good now??? There's be so much potential in seeing an entirely new side of Charon. I think he'd probably shoot up in popularity if he had this kind of character arc, honestly. Or yknow, even just had his rotom diaries be more accessable in the original game without need of a WiFi event...

Cmon man this poor gramp has been overshadowed for so many the years, this is his chance...

I will never get down from this headcanon of ALL of team galactic being redeemable, god dammit!

#commander charon #team galactic charon #grumple grample biggest fave of eternal times yes #do ittt #do it nintendo #you kno you want to...

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