#but lettuce c

[muscular-lettuce]

pfp i made feel free to use but plz credit me!! (also u can commission me to draw a pfp for $5!!)

#jschlatt fanart #schlatt #c!schlatt #lettuces art gallery

[fishjoshi]

he is cosplaying

#Aoba Seragaki #DMMd #DRAMAtical murder #n+c #hatsune miku #miku #lettuce art

[hoofpeet]

+Speedpaint for the bento thing

#hoof draws #(kinda #this one is really long tho b/c drawing this was just an hour of rendering rice and lettuce #song is qwerty - ping/ball

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

While reading that lettuce post all I could think of was howdy saying that/pos

SOBBING hold on gimme a sec

#gonna do something slightly Funny. or rather- Amusing #one day im gonna unzip my face and its just gonna be howdy pillar underneath #hes possessing me #im the caterpillar skin to his chrysalis #rambles from the bog #literally all i can think about now is eating more lettuce #give me the LEAVES #carrots... broccoli... cauliflower.... cabbage... beets... #l e t t u c e

[theemperorsfeather]

Back to digging out the stock tank and I am displeased to find that in the dirt/rock mix I am digging out there are also lots of pieces of broken glass, fragments of plastic sheeting, AND a layer of asphalt shingles. Ok, maybe not a whole layer, but there's certainly a spot where there's a layer of shingles, though for better/worse I don't need to excavate that whole section. There is also some very, very rusted metal in there. Looks like perhaps it was a container of some kind that got flattened? IDK, it has not yielded to the mattock, yet, and a good portion of it is in the ground that I'm not digging up, so it's good and wedged in :| Also found a hefty metal ... thing ... partially sticking into the trench I'm digging, and I think I'm going to have to work around that, too. augh, ugh, etc

#angst and woe #'be careful growing food in the city because lead and all kinds of other contaminants' #yeah well guess what #people bury ALL KINDS OF SHIT IN THE COUNTRY #i am working on getting this fucking tank out primarily b/c i want more garden space BUT #fuck how nasty is the soil here??? idk!!! #could probably grow lettuce and such w/o much concern #probably ought to get a nice few inches of good topsoil in regardless

[nyxitycatboy]

rebranding to be a bunny boy after realising that lettuce is really good

#salad likers dni >:c #i think the lettuce is actually tummy hurting though vwv #hadtag obligate carnivote boy thinkgs ;w;

[xumoonhao]

top5 svt moments (funny and in general)

anon hi for the love of god HELLO i know you sent this ask a year ago and im not sure you will ever see this but im finally answering it 😭😭😭

5 - when, in their first one fine day, hannie tricked hao into thinking abalone was what you used as currency in a store 😭 hao believed him and tried to buy something with it and the store clerk was so confused…hannie was so wrong for doing that to him!! like hao hadnt been feeling well for a couple days before that, if i remember correctly 😭

4 - the chicken vs. egg discussion. literally i am ALWAYS thinking abt it. hoshi really said gay chicken rights <3

3 - theres a moment in their second one fine day where hoshi is losing his mind bc he needed to switch teams (for some rough context he and wonwoo had been like '''feuding''' or something and hoshi wanted to get back at him, but in order to do that they needed to stay on the same team or something) and then wonwoo, mid-hoshi freaking out, goes 'hoshi-ya finger guns', and hoshi, not missing a BEAT does the finger guns back and i swear to god…i lose my mind every time 😭😭😭 theyre so stupid but i cried laughing the first time i watched it omg….

2 - their 5th anniversary special where they pretended to be one another…kills me everytime!!!!!!!

1 - their first win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wasnt a fan then but ive seen he footage of it and yeah…makes me feel emotional every time i wont lie :') like they had so much stacked against them (13 members coming from the basement of a near bankrupt company doing most of the stuff themselves??? thats near destined to fail) but they went on and did so well and look at them now!!! one of the most popular groups around with an amazing discography, an endless line up of activities, and theyre a group of best friends like…what more could anyone ask for, really

#also an honourable mention to the lettuce aegyo in ofd2!!! i think abt it all the time my god……. #OH and another honourable mention to hoshi in literally Any iteration of the mafia game #i realized so many of these are hoshi focused. i guess thats what 6 gemini placements will to do someone #oh also just remembered the time cheol changes the lyrics to an orange caramel song from baby girl to baby boy in the beginning of a ttt go #also. once again so sorry for taking so long to answer this ahhhhh i feel so bad :c #anon whoever you are just know that i love you and am giving you a kiss rn #✉️ #anon

[peppercheeni]

Smoking a j while my friends build a beach tent in our apartment

#as u can c i am v helpful #idk how to tag this #the devils lettuce #adult shit

[soleil-aelius]

The dangers of dismounting in the First v_v At least Lettuce is having a good time.

#Heart and Sol #ffxiv #ffxiv gpose #my large and beautiful son Lettuce #Lettuce the Chocobo #Inspired by all the times I've turned around and seen the shoebill minion standing between Lettuce's feet #Soleil ended up walking all the way back to Slitherbough b/c he's not 100% convinced the shoebill isn't going to murder him in his sleep #best to stay on it's good side #ffxiv shadowbringers #not really spoilers but tagging just to be safe

[southislandwren]

ive gone back into full dorm mode. i need ice for my water bottle but i cant leave my room because i might encounter someone which is the worst possible scenario in the world

#anxiety spiking whenever i hear a door or voices. feeling trapped in my room. insane fear someone will know im here. etc #and im starting to plan for tomorrow. ill wake up and take a covid test. #if its negative ill go to hotel breakfast then go out and get some vegetables #if its positive i'll hunker down and see about getting my boss or uncle to bring me some vegetables and some vitamin c or something #i already have tylenol but depending on what symptoms i get i might need dayquil etc #im on the ground floor and my window opens so ill just get them to come to my window and pass it through and ill give them cash #oh yeah because i have $0.00 in my bank account! two of my aunts and my mom gave me cash so im dealing in strictly cash right now #which makes me feel conflicted bc i can feel the judgement from store clerks. but i love not being tracked #diary post #i just cant decide if its more humiliating for my boss or uncle to bring me food #maybe i'll just starve until thursday lol #ill probably ask my boss if she comes to town to swing by the grocery store and grab me some lettuce or something #she goes to town almost every day and worst case i can text her husband who passes thru 2x a day #i havent gotten any symptoms yet but mom tested positive on day 4 i think #and i have a powerful immune system (fingers crossed) so i might test positive but not have symptoms #oh and im learning c++ which is super fun actually. i used to be pretty good at html but i lost most of it over the years #ive just been watching tv and playing games and coding all day #so really not a bad day at all i just want to be with my boss :( #edited to add the paranoia is setting back in. hopefully the hallucinations and rage dont come back too #its crazy how i absorb trauma thats barely even trauma. i was like this with all my high school issues too #im just easily traumatized i guess

[muscular-lettuce]

sweater duo doctor who au. Schlatt works at a pub and is in a local ska band and meets the doctor (wilbur) when he gets attacked by aliens while trying to close up the pub

#c!schlatt #c!wilbur #sweaterduo #jschlatt #wilbur soot #lettuces art gallery #doctor who

[justiisms]

*snow has found a hamburger that's been left unattended!! cautiously she's sneaking up to it, giving it a curious sniff sniff before she... bites the lettuce sticking out of it! then she pulls it all the way out, happily munching on it! it's her little treat now~!*

It was Bobby who had made the hamburger! He had stepped out of the kitchen for a second, returning a few moments later. That's when he sees Snowball nibbling on the lettuce, to his surprise!! "Oh-!! Snowball! Hahaha, you sneaky lil rascal! Snagged my lettuce while I was out of here, huh!?"

He laughs, as he playfully pokes her!! Not that he minds at all, as he finds it so cute with how happy she looks munching on it~! "I'm happy you like it! Now we can both have a nice, enjoyable lunch, together~! Hehehe!"

#!!!!! a hongry lettuce goil!!!!! #give her the crispy green c r o n c h!!! 🥬 #Bobby answers;; #essenceofjustice

[kadavernagh]

[pm] You mentioned last time we spoke that there is something you can show me to help with control. And disconnecting. If that offer is still on the table, I'd like to take you up on it.

[pm] Yes, I did. You're still interested? I suspected your feelings on the matter would dissipate.

If you're serious about this -- truly serious -- I need you to do something for me before we can begin.

#rhythmicmeow #c leticia #my sweet lettuce

[snailinduced-euphoria]

Hi c: 🐌

#snail #literally just an actual snail #pls no salt #can have lettuce as a treat c: #what am I doing here

[skittsyteacup]

mmmmm

mmmm lettuc

#lettuce #lettuc #letuce #lettc #ettuce #l #e #t #u #c

[kadoore]

I really wish we'd teach about seasons based on where the kid lives and not on this midwestern/northeastern ideal of spring/summer/fall/winter.

My kiddo is learning about leaves changing color and falling off trees while she lives in Florida. She asked us when the leaves would fall here and I had to break it to her: never.

What I wished she'd learn instead, and which she will:

Autumn isn't falling leaves in Florida -- it's hurricanes and wildflowers. We tend to the monarch butterflies passing through and don't clear out the brush lest we clear out their chrysalises. We reclaim the evenings from summer's last grasps and await every cold front.

Winter isn't snow and ice here -- it's enjoying the beauty around us, exploring the woods, going outside without risking exsanguination by mosquito. Winter is our season of bounty, of relief. And sometimes, yes, we have to cover the plants to protect them from frost and we leave footprints on the grass in the morning. Here is our season of abundance, of frost-kissed oranges and lemons, of strawberries picked with your breath clouding your hands, of blueberries gathered in skirts. Kale and lettuce, beets and greens, it's all here for us in winter.

Spring isn't the season of hope it is up North. It's an end, a swelling of heat so sudden you swear by it. Florida kids need to know it's lovebug season and every bug season, it's gator baby season, it's beach before tourists season, and it's also fire season. The air is sticky but the trees are dry and an early thunderstorm could ignite it all, so be careful. Be careful.

Summer is our winter and it's shit. You step outside and you melt. It's hurricane season, but not really. More like hurricane preparatory season. They should teach kids here to check their supplies and how to chart a hurricane's movement. Summer is about wearing a jacket inside, because everywhere has the a/c cranked up. Kids need to learn how to cover themselves head to toe in insect repellant and sunscreen.

Instead of learning all that, my kid's gonna come home this week sad again that we don't have snow.

#florida #florida childhood #I could write so much more but let's leave it at this #florida seasons #Arizona seasons are what made me realize how insane it is we only learn about the NE seasons. AZ has like 6 seasons