#but its a shitpost

[sofie-the-witch]

Honestly.. I wish I had a sexy rouge top space clone who'd come back one day and fuck my brains out too..

#rick n morty #shit post #no but for real #but its a shitpost #i swear #but like it would be pretty great

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

#for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore #shitpost #not really but its just how i find my original content #christmas #climate change

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus #why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art #like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy #meme art #things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack #maybe #has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet #also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc) #also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory #i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings #fairy walrus #dragon draws creatures

[venator-signum]

the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???

they're in love with Luke

they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)

the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds

#rosi shitposts #percy jackson #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan #annabeth chase #percy jackson tv show #pjo series #pjo tv show #its so funny you dont understand #everyone whos read the series is fucking with everyone else in the comments #pjo fandom

[live-from-flaturn]

"But you already wrote that trope."

#fanfic #fanfiction #fanfics #fanfic culture #tropes #fanfic tropes #its my blorbo and he'll suffer how I want him to #blorbo disc horse #fanfic meme #fanfic author shitpost #writing meme

[sincerelystesichorus]

i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of

his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...

this bastard.

and some more similar comparisons i think

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#astarion is a black cat ppl going crazy rn #like yes actually #its me #will anyone else care about this comparison #has it already been done ill cry #salem was my fav growing up i built my evil gay personality around him #and now i have astarion to further bear the curse #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #bg3 memes #salem the cat #salem saberhagen #sabrina the teenage witch #astarion is a cat #qb #qb shitposts

[punkitt-is-here]

#my posts #shitposts #its true. get outta here with that rubber forehead alien shit. thats just a normal ass girl most of the time.

[qiinamii]

kermit debt

#YESYES YES I FINALLY HAVE THE VIDEO INCLUDED IN ONE SMOOTH POST i love tumblr #the earliest xiao shitpost ever that sparked my lil spree #hes a very no thoughts guy i think [it is autism] #qiiarts #lumine #traveler #nahida #xiao #and kermit in a basin #it wasnt captioned like this but then a priceless reply said kermit debt and its become my label for his karma its the xiao agenda ever

[von-leg]

I think this has been done already but I didn’t know that when I made this 😭

#dungeon meshi spoilers #slight spoilers since this is in post canon? #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi fanart #leg art #comic #shitpost #marcille donato #laios touden #kabru #ok guys new tag ngl idk why i even tagged spoilers its so vague LMFAOO

[guinevereslancelot]

first base is wound tending second base is hand touching

#third base is marriage #this is abt calabby but applies to all ships i hope this helps <3 #humor #ship dynamics #this has been a shitpost #windy #walker independence #im not being silly im not being funny it doesn't get nore romantic than this <3 #its abt the tenderness and unresolved tension #also the yearning pining longing etc #anyway tropes that make me insane every time <3 #1k #im being diagnosed as ace in the notes....interesting #im sorry but it doesn't get more tender and romantic and intimate than this #10k

[evilwizardcrab]

my main grievance with the tma fandom is that JonMartin is just, an Objectively Bad ship name. I'm sorry but in a world of Lonely Eyes, Door Keays and Terminal Velocities fucking Jonmartin? seriously?? Jon and Martin? yeah i sure hope it does. that is certainly the two main components of that ship. 10,000 people following the ship tag, 9900 fics on AO3, over 5 years of podcast and not a single person managed to popularise a ship name beyond literally just. smokshing their first names together. and don't get me started on "Jmart". that's not a ship name. that's a cornershop 12 year olds go to buy monster. wheres the magic? the ~spooky~? the "first date is essentially the apocalypse"? we are getting a bad grade in ship names, something that is both Normal To (Not) Want and Possible To Achieve.

#obviosuly this a joke I dont actually feel that intesnely about ship names #its just funny to me #and yes i know there are other semi-popular ship names for this pair #they just dont seem to be the mainstream ones #jonmartin #jmart #the magnus archives #tma #tma shitpost #stick stick sticky stick

[yourmomsahira]

Aftercare is so sexy.

Aftercare is so sexy.

Aftercare is so sexy.

Aftercare is so sexy.

Aftercare is so sexy.

#basic human rights #its a love language #aftercare goes both ways #can't say it enough #aftercare #love language #lovers #intimacy #dark academia #desi pyaar #desi memes #desi tag #desiblr #desi shitposting #spilled ink

[rayjeff]

sundrop help wanted 2 but he’s just my art teacher

#btw did anyone notice that he’s saying this while being literal AI? #i think its pretty funny lol #doodles #fnaf sb #sundrop #fnaf dca #fnaf #shitpost #help wanted 2

[venator-signum]

kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man

"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"

#rosi shitposts #marvel #mcu #the marvels #kamala khan #carol danvers #monica rambeau #ms marvel #captain marvel #the marvels spoilers #marvel spoilers #i want to read her fics #all of them are multichapters #somewhere between 5k and 10k per chapter #tries to update AT LEAST once a month #all of it is some of the best shit you've ever read #girl is insane for that and i love her #alternatively #she has so many au ideas rattling around in her brain and so many started fics but they havent been updated for at least a year #and then turns up with this AN and you know its about to get real #ao3

[u3pxx]

it's a new year, harrier.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #de volition #de electrochemistry #based on another tumbly post ... someday ill draw serious disco art but rn its shitposting sorry asksksks #im so so soooo fond of the skills #sunnysidedoodles #sunnysidedisco #described #id in alt text #bananaqueue #scheduling this thang #cw drug mention

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

when the music doesnt have captions

[I.D: A simple drawing of a person listening to music through headphones. The lyrics are shown though a thought bubble, they read "i make a (illegible scribbles) cool piano (more messy scribbles)". The person has a speech bubble that reads "this FUCKS." End I.D]

#adhd #shitpost #auditory processing disorder #is that what its called/ #alexmey's art tag