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dustykneed · 15 days

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chances of a statistically plausible catboy transporter malfunction? more likely than you think.

spock is a cornish rex, jim is a scottish fold, bones i have no idea but he is so calico coded. anyways reblog to pet a catboy lmfao

(the writing says "cat slave" which is what cat owners/lovers are jokingly referred to in chinese. go figure lol)

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pippalovestunabrick · 21 days

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Juno: I'm coming with you.

Nureyev: ...Fine. But take that blaster with you, at the very least.

#the penumbra podcast #junoverse #tpp #jupeter #juno steel #peter nureyev #jupeter fanart #yall this started as a doodle at work and then took over my whole evening #They're just so miserable and tense (and so in love)#and its catnip to my angst-loving lil heart #the art wasn't originally inspired by that quote from Sixteen Tons moreso just by the overall s5 vibez #but i thought it fit #pippadraws #last time i drew tpp was 2021 the designs totally new whatevs we may look backwards only to ensure we have not come this way before amirite?

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rox-of-iu · 8 months

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no thought only MQF in brain* (*even more than usual yeah.....)

ok lads listen up. i love allllll Mu Qingfang designs ok? all the interpretations are cool and valid and dear ok BUT. whenever I personally try to draw MQF without a 'stache he just looks to me like a first-year med student ok hjdfhkfd

but anyway. when i was scrolling around and being completely normal about MQF i saw a lot of ppl say stuff like 'this is my 'mqf is actually pretty' agenda' and its alwaysss about peeled mqf SO I HAVE A POINT TO PROVE OK. mqf with a moustache can be also a prettyboy ok?? i can prove it 😭😭

so here are my qingfangs where i turned up the babygirl vibes to absolute max as i could hsdfjkhdskfh 💜

#mu qingfang #svsss #listen.......actually nevermind hfdjkhfk #im having. thoughts #hsjkdhkf #maybe ill also make a text post some time later because i cannot shut up im having lack of fics issues hjdfhfk #so anyway 🥰 hjkfh silly litol weary doctor amirite-#also some may have noticed that i have finally used the correct peak seniority for MQF aha well #(through gritted teeth) i have finally come to terms with the fact he is 8th its fine its whatever i like 8 anyway #it fits anyway of course the doctor peak is underappreciated smh smh smh smh #also btw if youve ever been influenced by my mqf design i have to let you know each and every time that happens i gain 5 billion years hjfd #<333333333 #it makes me soooooooo giddy that ppl like him enough that i change their perception of him lmao jdfhkd #nothing gives me more power points than when the moustache propaganda claims another victim FR HAGHJKFD #so yeah 🥰🥰#wait also gotta mention that im not like bashing any other designs i want to make that super clear #i suck at tones i dont want this to get misinterpreted #all mqf good mqf 💕💕

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ef-1 · 1 year

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I'm like. just thinking about how dystopian it is that Vogue, undisputedly the most influential fashion magazine in the world, who's demographic (according to Mediascope TSN) is split at approximately 80%/20% people who identify as women to people who identify as men would churn out an issue about women in motorsport, an actually grotesquely under-represented minority in that field.

BUT instead of shedding light on women who are ACTUALLY involved in motorsport in ANY meaningful capacity, they put a turbo fascist nepo baby on the cover whose claim to fame is being some guys daughter and some dudes girlfriend and whose last two visits to the spotlight involved a fascism scandal and a racism scandal and had her cosplay as a driver then proceeded to crown her the princess of motorsport whatever the fuck that means. it's not even satirical bc the irony is laid on too heavily

we sure do live in a society

#like. who scripted this shitshow. how did it go through multiple people. did no one during the editorial process think 'hold on.'#lol. whatever #the system is so parasitic its hard not to be discouraged.#f1 #kelly piquet :)#FEMINISM AMIRITE LADIES?

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hauntedpearl · 4 months

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I'm such a big fan of immortal cas endgame but he's not an angel, not fully, not the way he was when he came to earth, the righteous man his charge, when the apocalypse was still the most terrifying thing in the world and there was hope of keeping it at bay. but he's not human either, because he can never be, because the body that is his — his — is still not really his. the soul he's grown can't fit in it quite right, not the way a human's is supposed to, anyway.

where does this leave him? somewhere between heaven and earth. with his clipped wings, and his crooked, cracked halo. he'll never quite be human, but he's human enough for his little family of misfits. and he's never going to be an all-powerful angel again, but he's angel enough to teach his son the things he needs to learn, to heal the hurt when he is able, to cross the boundary into heaven when he's called. it's an odd, uncomfortable, terrifying, wonderful place to be. and maybe it's not exactly what he wants, and maybe he longs for his wings and his grace and the power of heaven at the tips of his fingers sometimes, but it's enough, he thinks, considering. he's happy. isn't that kind of the whole point?

#yes i believe this because i want him to have his cake and eat it too #get old w dean and eat his food and feel his kisses and feel the aches of a body the sight of greying hair at his temples etc etx #all the nice human things #but the basic angel things too #anyway #fandom for making shit up amirite or amirite #doe is talking again #spn posting #about destiel #ABOUT CAS ACTUALLY #whatever WHATEVERRRRR #i have a fic planned about this #which. dont know if I'll ever write it but in my head it's SO SWEET #I'll tell you if you ask but it's also haphazard idea so yk be prepared

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heartsfortwotpot · 5 months

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rare human two posting

#two tpot #tpot #bfb #bfdi #xfohv #osc #my art #art #artists on tumblr #eleanors ancient sea #HEYYYY SOOO #ive been in a bit of an art slump after thanksgiving break ended 😭 school amirite #so im probably gonna go on another art break until winter break #or just post messy doodles #whatever #okay baiiiii

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hayaku14 · 8 hours

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IDK WTF THIS CARD GAME IS ABOUT BUT I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY

#kaishin #kuroba kaito #kudou shinichi #detective conan #dcmk #kaitou kid #edogawa conan #kidco #kidshin #kaico #LOOK AT THEMMMMMN #MY BEAUTIFUL BOYSSSSSS #ALSO LOOK AT KAITO????#WHY HE EATING UP KAITOU KID LIKE THAT OMG????? GODDAMN PRETTY MOTHERFUCKER I WILL PAT HIS HEAD AND TUCK HIM UNTO BED UGHHHH #AND OOOOH SHINICHI MY BOY YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY WE LOST YOU BBY COME HOMEEEEE 😭😭😭😭#i love kidco so much like theyre so iconic look at themmmmm THEY'RE SO COOL AND LARGER THAN LIFE UGGHHHHH #i love them all your honor even though technically theres like only 2 people there but whatever #I LOVE THE OG LOVESQUARE BABEEEEYYY #need more stuff in the 'kuroba kaito doesnt know edogawa conan is kudou shinichi' tag just for the lovesquare shenanigans amirite 👉😏👉#dc prattles #btw sorry im so kaishin brainrd but if you look at the art for hakuba aoko and ran???? DAMN DCMK I AINT FORGIVING YALL WITH THAT M27 REVEAL #BUT YALL REALLY COOKED WITH THR ART IN THIS CARD GAME IMMA GIVE YOU THAT

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mxwhore · 1 year

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bit sad beginning of the year ngl

#lies with my goal of growing a thicker skin but like. still #stuck around the capital because i wanted to party and whatever so i had dinner with my grandma me uncle and my cousins #she rejected my hug #violently may i add. my ribs still feel. sore #but she held my cousins #it hurt in every sense of the word but like #what can you do amirite #anyway ill try not to let it get to me. i still have to call my mom and my great auntie #happy new years guy. remember that somebody loves u and thats all that matters

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azoosepted · 2 months

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i must draw bl don x kurokumo ishmael yuri i must draw bl don x kurokumo ishmael yuri i must draw bl don x kurokumo ishmael yuri i must [dies]

#nothing more gay than dueling eachother in a turf war amirite or amirite #“Ishmael began to notice a pattern.”#“Surely enough / the bright eyed Salsu always found her way to her / as if she were seeking out Ishmael specifically.”#“Their blades would always find themselves clashing against each other / no matter the place and time of conflict.”#“For whatever reason / Ishmael began to anticipate their duels.”#“She began to eagerly await each battle between the Kurokumo Clan and the Blade Lineage.”#“And when a fight erupted / Ishmael would scan the crowd for the petite swordswoman.”#“It was only a matter of time before she’d inevitably show up / dashing in with her blade in hand.”#“And then a long / lengthy / and passionate duel would be had between the two.”#“Only a few thousand duels later / and raised eyebrows (as well as questioning) from Heathcliff did Ishmael realize:”#“She had stopped attempting to purposefully harm her opponent.”#“It was certainly odd / Ishmael had to admit. The way she found herself lost in the swordswoman’s eyes…”#“Or the way she felt almost dizzy looking at the swordswoman’s smile… 'Cute' had been a word Ishmael used to describe that grin—”#“Which had earned her a couple of raised eyebrows from her clanmates (and in Rodya’s case / a snicker.)”#“It was surely nothing though / Ishmael thought to herself / as she gripped the hilt of her katana.”#“Another battle was about to break out / after all…”#“And she could worry about the implications of the sensations she feels when fighting against that particular somebody afterwards.”#if i had a nickel for wvery time i hijacked the tags to write an entire minific #id have two nickels #which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice #anzu says shit #ishdon #limbus company #project moon #lcb ishmael #lcb don quixote

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mango-ribs · 1 year

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uuUuaggagah idk why but I’ve been thinking of cages in vore lately, probably related to the cruel preds obsession I’m randomly having . send help

Locking your prey up in a cage and making them watch you swallow the key

Licking the bars of the cage they’re trapped in to show off your teeth and tongue

Having the cage be hanged from the ceiling so you can open your maw from below and make them look down

GGRHRHRHFNDJDNFN

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hier--soir · 4 months

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hi dude Killer chapter I fucking loved it. However, the part where they're driving in the car at the end? you had me doing mental gymnastics because I could Swear the wheel is on the left side of the car in America. I'm pretty sure. and I'm also pretty sure Joel would not be doing a criss cross applesauce with his hands to hold her thigh. amazing chapter though (it was so fucking funny, had to really scratch my head to figure out the Logistics of that scene)

i’ve been laughing at criss cross applesauce all fucking day i swear man

so i realised very quickly after posting that americans literally have the steering wheel on the opposite side of their car from here but i left it in cause i cbf editing at the time, i’ll go in and change it soon but i honestly think it’s kinda funny💀

#CRISS CROSS APPLE SAUCE🗣️#i mean #if he wants to hold her thigh he’s gonna do whatever it takes amirite???#jess replies #ALP

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art-leon · 3 days

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wanted to draw something kinda ""edgy"" today so. uh. here it is

cw for blood under the cut!!!