#but it is efficient

[smash-chu]

make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-

#shitpost #pot dog #pot dot #doodles #sites just remain normal challenge impossible #i can barely manage having a tumblr and a twitter account to both post to #the prospect of making more accounts more places just because shit may go down in flames or threaten to do so is exhausting #i will remain here until the ship is at the very bottom of the ocean cause i'm so tired of extending myself for social media efficiency

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

"Markets are not perfect, but they are the most efficient and fair mechanism for resource allocation." 

#class war #class warfare #classism #capitalism #efficiency #resource allocation

[fipindustries]

what the fuck is happening at studio trigger???

#i mean its efficient i guess!! #dungeon meshi

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

just to be completely clear, the amount of military power and political influence Israel has has NOTHING to do with its settlers being Jewish. Israel is a force for American & European interests in the region and they're just doing what America does and allows/encourages its close allies to do.

war crimes aren't considered war crimes when someone America finds useful is doing them. european and american pushback against anyone criticizing Israeli apartheid & genocide is 100% because these crimes are useful to American & European hegemony.

Governments that are deeply antisemitic, like France, aren't suddenly caring about Jewish people. Jewish people, persecuted the world over, don't hold some kind of hegemonic power outside of Israel.

The state of Israel and its attendant brutal treatment of the locals are both incredibly useful to the US, and American hegemony means we're expected to celebrate both.

not bc they're Jewish. this isn't a break in the pattern of western antisemitism and it's not evidence that antisemitism doesn't exist.

it's just like how you could get fired for saying shit against the US war in Afghanistan when i was growing up. it is 100% about US military and political interests (ok slightly western europe too but lbr)

#this widespread support has NOTHING to do w Israelis being Jewish apart from evangelicals wanting to use them as pawns for armageddon #the primary reason this is all being treated like it's ok is cuz it's useful to the usa #i feel like this post is going to bring terrible ppl into my inbox but i'm gonna leave it rebloggable for now #if our (US+EU) governments push back at all it will be because it stops being useful to us #either because Israel isn't doing this as quickly & efficiently as promised and it looks like Palestine might actually do some damage #or if it otherwise becomes too politically costly by causing too much tension between the US & other nationstates #either allies like Saudi or if states we aren't quite ready to have war w seem to be ready to throw down over it

[lucreziaborgiagf]

huge shout out to gabriel and beelzebub for speedrunning aziraphale and crowley’s 6000 year will-they-won’t-they and then leaving for a happy ending together while aziraphale and crowley still can’t even manage to hold hands

#good omens #that’s what we call efficiency!! #good omens spoilers #good omens s2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #gabriel #beelzebub #aziraphale #crowley

[spicyraeman]

got inspired by some tailed zel art

#bg3 #lae'zel #very sleek highly efficient #my cheetah wife #not gonna start drawin her with a tail I Wil Forget even if I wanted to #just thought it was a cute hc

[literallymechanical]

I just found my new favorite Kickstarter scam. It becomes more efficient by switching to the triangle.

"The Alternating Current (AC) produced in the generator is being rectified into Direct Current (DC) through the PCB. There, it becomes more efficient by switching to the Triangle*."

IT BECOMES MORE EFFICIENT BY SWITCHING TO THE TRIANGLE

IT BECOMES MORE EFFICIENT BY SWITCHING TO THE TRIANGLE

#it becomes more efficient by switching to the triangle.

[ionomycin]

Forest Guardians

#artists on tumblr #starting off 2024 with my favorite totally normal size animal the moose #if you've seen a big one irl you know what i mean #the year is starting with seemingly every big corporation hopping on the A I train #depressing #keep on creating my fellow artists #and crafters and writers #and musicians and voice actors #don't let them automate the fun out of your life #i don't care if machines can make art more “efficiently” #i don't want to be efficient! #i want to be unhinged! #be unhinged about your art draw your blorbos draw the things that claw at your brain don't be civil about it like the machines #whatever you're creating i'm proud of you

[nerdpoe]

Clark needs to get into the alien spaceship that's attacking Metropolis. Kara, Jon, and Kon are all busy helping civilians. There's a force field around the ship that's stopping him. Then an RV launches itself off of the building next to him and straight into the spaceship.

Jack and Maddie had been heading through Metropolis to Gotham to attend a tech expo. Danny and Jazz were left home, and they were getting daily updates from Jazz.

Then aliens started attacking Metropolis.

And, well, clearly none of these people know defensive driving. The GAV is more than equipped to punch a hole through that forcefield, they can tell from the readings they're getting.

So...why not lend a helping hand?

Anyways that's how the Drs Fenton ended up on the Justice League roster as resident Mad Scientists.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #i like to think this is post reveal #and the reveal went well #the GAV tearing through an alien spaceship #blasting down doors and shit #gets to the control room for jack and maddie to hop out and just whale on the baddie #he was livestreaming to any TV in the world #suddenly two dorks in hazmat suits that won't stop calling each other honeybunches and fudgecakes #are pummeling him with frightening efficiency

[chubbychiquita]

#ok sorry for mia i have been desperately trying to get all my ducks in a row re: new home #i have to do all my own landscaping and have vastly overestimated my ability to efficiently complete manual labor #but after a long day of installing chicken wire to keep the cats from escaping i am now stoned and filled with donuts 🥰 #i still have to locate and procure a dining set but god i am so close to never having to exert energy ever again #me

[van-ecks]

@ writers, just out of curiosity.... when you write multichapter fics, do you have each chapter in a separate doc or have everything on one big doc?

#holly.txt #currently working on smth and i have a folder on my google drive with one doc per chapter in it #and i'm just like ???? would having one big doc with all the chapters in it be more effecient or smth??? idk #efficient*

[humming-fly]

I only just now realized what a shame it is we never got to see Al and Greedling really interacting

#nocturnal hangout buddies #so much to talk about like 'why did you kidnap me if you're already immortal you dumb asshole' #and games like 'try to guess the stupid song ling is hollering in the mindspace for the 10 millionth time' #it woulda been good #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #greed #greedling #alphonse elric #comic #my art #doodles #always so fun to come back to this style and remember it's far and away the painting style i'm best at #in terms of efficiency and final look #and yet i basically never use it at all lma o #anyways hope you enjoy this comic that doesn't really have a punchline a;lsdkfj #those are few and far between for me so gotta enjoy em when they pop up!

[acti-nerdington]

Splatoon patch notes will be like "decreased sloopy goopy fire rate by 0.2%" and the community will just be like "dead weapon, fuck the devs, how could they do this"

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #im not in the competitive meta so maybe 5/60 of a second is super huge but idk lol it seems silly to get so worked up about #the stamper getting a 33% ink efficiency decrease is a big oof tho i can understand that

[petorahs]

#dont even get me started on the cat/animal symbolism in Aeon Social Link #anyway. all this to say that though hes designed and shown to be a sadboy #i think Minato was happy at the end :) thats all that matters to me #persona 3 reload #makoto yuki #persona 3 #minato arisato #p3 #p3re #p3p #aishi.docx #my favorite character who's meant to be a silent protagonist but says so much through actions...... #i love him so much. #this game quite literally changed my life idk how it did it #so efficiently

[kittykatninja321]

One thing that’s annoying about pit madness as a trope in fic is when people act like Jason killing people is the result of magic induced compulsion and not a fundamental philosophical difference between him and the other bats. Jason was already saying “well maybe she had a point” about a woman who killed a serial killer rapist when he was ROBIN

#not even getting into Gargonzas #The killing vs not killing debate is about what is justifiable/necessary in the pursuit of protecting people and what constitutes justice #magic bloodlust need not factor in #Jason Todd #Dc #To Jason killing is an efficient way to deal with a problem. It’s a difference in ethics and modus of operation #It’s something he’s willing to compromise on for the sake of being a bat but even modern post ‘redemption arc’ Red Hood still has the #occasional attempted murder

[smokestarrules]

recently had one of my posts breach containment for the first time 

#and I've discovered that that’s the most efficient way to make a blocklist of annoying people. #good lord #smokey speaks #oh my god oh my god why are people reblogging this too #is nothing sacred #500 #1k