#but it doesnt work. they cant just sweep all of that under the rug.

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14, 20, 31 !

qsmp ask game

14. Thoughts on Cucurucho and The Federation?

i think on the onset is the Fed itself doesnt seem all that scary at least to unfamilar new viewers. i think at first it definitely had that scare horror factor with that famous chainsaw hallway and how many times people got kidnapped. i think as time went on as people started to learn more abt the inner workings of the federation (from getting to knwo the actual workers like fred and walter bob, to the QSMP official streams, seeing all the goofs and gaffs of it all) it started losing its horror edge and characters openly mock it too. cucurucho too, liek these characters already been through hell and back that cucurucho and the federation are just lesser evils compared to stuff like purgatory eye guys

and that part to me is the scarier or at least on equal to the horror vibes it had before because that means people have just gotten comfortable with an oppressive force. the Feds are well... the feds, they enforce the rule of perfection and stability, they only care about presenting a perfect image and they dont really care about what they have to do to obtain it, so long as the veil of perfection is presented that is all they desire. no matter how much damage to children or islanders is done, they must achieve perfection; for what purpose we don't know.

i think a lot of people sweep under the rug the horrific stuff the feds do because its only looking at the very human and feeling workers. but workers do not represent the feelings and actual desires of the higher ups, we've seen what higher ranking federation workers do to dissents that decide not to work along with their assigned roles with walter bob. and we can see that some even higher ranking workers like elena are affected adn sometimes dont even know some things because of their manipulations.

the feds work with obscuring truths, lies and gaslights (yes im using this word correctly, they actively try to make present faults on the islanders instead of taking accountability for themselves), make themselve the better person, they trap birds in cages and when teh birds beg for freedom, they show them a polluted city and say "are you sure?", the bird says they'll stay and so the feds cut their wings. its less scary in that abject of horror of "what the fuck are they?" and more scary in the sense they are cruel.

i do wish we had more human experimentation, liek we cant jsut have qq be the ONLY one thats jsut unfair.

20. Name an event you’d like to see in the future

in terms of culturall events lmao i dont have much, i kinda hoped they did lunar new year earlier, i love lunar new year (IT WAS SO PERFECT THIS YEAR TOO, YEAR OF THE DRAGON HELLO), id like them do some sort of german holiday, Oktoberfest is a great one

likelihood of them doing something liek a nod to ramadhan and aidilfitri is low, maybe one day idk, they should do a whole day of night market GOD I FUCKING LOVE NIGHT MARKET

in terms of lore events PLEASE I WANT ANOTHER FEDERATION BREAK IN, OR AT LEAST SOMETHING SIMILAR, i know that kinda stuff is so fuckin hectic esp when you have the collective half of the server, but like i love that kinda

or maybe some sort of minigames sports day with cash prizes where they jsut play server minigames made by the players, like someone can make spleef or hunger games, they just hire badboyhalo to make a find the button and everyone collectively kills him.

31. What lore/arc have you enjoyed the most?

QSLIME CODEFLIPPA ARC PLEASE I NEED THIS CONCLUDED, im already a qslime sucker, i liek his cahracter and how he's played, this idea was already been a concept for other qslime fans when it was discovered the codes could disguise as eggs jsut because of how perfect it is. I think out of most people, he was one of the most succeptible to being manipluted because out of all the islanders, he was one of teh most desperate. someone like quackity or maxo would sniff it out immediately, by virtue of them finally reaching their acceptance. qjaiden to some extent also had acceptance, though BARELY just a hair, though her likelihood of being targeted would be thwarted by cucurucho and the feds if they ever found that fake bobby, also roier would just insta kill code bobby if he stuck around. qslime however, shown oveer time and time again very publicly he would never get over flippa. AND BY GOD HE WASNT.

i also was like dying to find out mroe about the nature of the codes themselves, not jsut as killing egg machines, liek seen with etoiles they were only seen as fighters, battlers, entites only served to be one-note killers. so when codeflippa came around everyone was immedietely in for a wild fuckign ride, it got even wilder by the end of the 3rd flippa hangout stream (tubbhole stream i call it) with flippa remembering something federation related and seemingly spouting honest endearment to qslime and GOD godd QSLIME AND HIS BEING A BEING A FATHER;;; like he is so self sacrificial to point it even hurts people around him jsut for the sake of making sure is daugther is the best and recieves the best, like;;; gah its jsut a perfect arc as a testament to what qslime is down toa core, a guy trapped in a cycle of grief and drowning in it over adn over, too blinded in denial and begging on his knees to have someone good ofr once in his life. when people want to know what qslime is i jsut point them to this arc in general. its executed so well thanks to charlie slimecicle and also codeflippa's admin (they do god's work being so patient by how many times charlie straight up just lets her go free) my only wish is that PLEAE COME BACK CODEFLIPPA I MISS YOU.

AND ALSO QBBH DYING, i think bbh bloggers can word that section better than me but holy shit the arc of him dying which went on so fucking agonisingly long, the wait for a shoe to drop and when it finally does, GOD ITS A WRECK, he's so interconnected with EVERYONE on the island simply by jsut being their babysitter, yet his death is so quiet, the news pouring out slowly and surely, and the fact only select few people were actually concerned in his process of dying, its a strange reflection of a very reoccuring themse of hidden sides and secret lives that mainly is a product of how streamed mcrp works, mainly for this style that the QSMP has, qbad's death was so satisfying beacuse it was the ending of an agonising wait, of questions being answers and new ones popping up, i could go on other stuff i cant fit in also cellbit's little federation detective adventures, that whole reveal where he is confirmed to be a fed employee and can never truly escape from their grasp was so fuckign good, the consequence of by all accounts selling his soul to cucurucho and the federation comign back to bite him OHHhhhhhhhhh that whole saga is so fuckign good. also the egg lore and developments like god sunny's whole drama with leo and also tallulah, the perfect representation of things little girls go through in life, litterally roier rat sage what the fuck (i dont know why doied exists but like ratoier is fuckign funny), FITMC AND AMDAGIO OHHHH BOY, i willcatch him with my bare hands, finally the answer after finding out he knew he ahd a reason to come ot he island oughghghh philza ender king lore ive been enjoying too i will catch that man too, etoiles and code interactions is also real fujckign good.

I think the main thing i like in lore is little things having big consequences, and the execution naturally blowing up, the thing i appreciate most is paying attention to all teh little memories and slights from before, and havign the comeuppance. some arcs i do appreciate, like bagi's search for her brother (the scene with her and cellbit mua chef kiss), litterally tazercraft getting arrested adn that whole saga, antoine daniel, whatevber the hell is ayrobot but i think what makes me not come back to those that often is mainly because... well i dont think theres a satisfying answer to them. not a conclusion or ending but more like, why did these happen? what sort of thing happens becausse of this? some arcs dont seem to lead into anywhere, and its not like filler episodes , its not jsut extra stuff to flesh out characters because they are actual stakes at hand with these arcs like there should be MORE consequences because of these things, stuff should be affected but instead are just little spice to these character and thus,, some jsut miss out on the depth they couldve had. its nto a diss to anyone, i jsut wish some arcs had more time to bake or be reworked to at least have a significant effect instead, they jsut kinda end up in my mid pile.

#qsmp #qsmp ask game #pixiecaps #ask #god this took too long to answer soz i had chores jsut now

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Not to swing back to talking abt Artist again but I am thinking abt their post game shit again. Mainly them starting to actually gain a more solid sense of self, and them not knowing how to deal with how that effects their relationships. They've changed a lot during the killing game, hell they change a lot just within the first few weeks outside the killing game. And they become a lot more aware of how people view them, how they viewed them before, and how for a lot of the others those views haven't changed. They know that the others aren't trying to baby them, but they can tell clear as day that they are, especially when they compare it to how people interact with them when they don't know Izuru isn't the one fronting. And it doesn't help in the slightest that Artist is the only one here who isn't a war criminal, they can rly tell that almost everyone angel-fies them at least a little. And sometimes people will act so confused when they are in one of their shittier moods, and it's both frustrating and exhausting. They know that the others don't mean to sound like they think Artist can't be depressed, but it sure comes off that way sometimes, and they don't know how to get them to stop acting like they're a completely unrecognizable person while still acknowledging they have been effected heavily by all of this shit.

#rat rambles #dangan posting #talentswap au #wow I had more to say abt these thoughts than I thought I dis #but yeah the dr2 talentswap post game is a. complicated time to say the least. #as a group they are incredibly disfunctional and most of them just try to ignore it all and try to find some normalcy #but it doesnt work. they cant just sweep all of that under the rug. #some manage better than others. and certain relationships come out less damaged than others. #but some of those relationships are just damaged beond any level of reasonable repair. and for some thats hard to accept. #I wish I could say everyone eventually manages to fix these broken bonds and they all get to be one big happy found family but Id be lying. #some do manage to somewhat repair their broken bonds. some manage to make new ones within the group. #but some dont. and a lot of those old relationships dont get repaired. but that doesnt mean those people cant find happiness. #for some of them leaving the group was just the best option for them. and thats ok. #artist doesnt completely fall out with the others but things are rough for a while. #sorry if this is all kinda depressing dhdjfjf #ok Im done now

[hearties-circus]

Ah, once again my mum has spent an entire car ride complaining about my brother

#gamer txt. #'he keeps saying no one tells me things because im dismissive' you are #'whenever you've had a problem ive always tried to help' you havent #'i feel like he's two people: funny and chatty and then grim and grumpy' i literally cant figure out why she keeps saying this? #my brother is always nice and open when he talks to the rest of us? or me at least? #does she mean when he would complain for entire car rides? bc 1. he's just telling us about his shit day. ive never had a problem with it #and 2. that would be pretty hypocritical #if not does she just mean when he gets quiet and stops engaging? bc again 1. thats happens to people sometimes #2. he told her he was autistic Today. socialising gets hard man #and 3. this only ever happens when other people initiate conversation. i think he's always good with me bc he's always the one who starts #i dunno she just keeps on complaining about to me which is just like. thats your son. thats My brother #if she's trying to get sympathy from me its not working. surely she knows that by now? i mean i try my best to appear impartial but i- #-still pretty heavily take his side in these things #and i mean hes right. all the things she complains about him saying are right #'im not dismissive i try to help when yous have a problem' he means when he brings up possible issues and gets brushed off #and she doesnt even help? i was so close to bringing up how my self harm was handled by sweeping it under the rug #or yknow how she starved me for 3 months bc i ate too many too consistently #i dunno it just bothers the hell outta me

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So your recent chapter in snips and snails has had me thinking. How would other skellies react if their bro started falling for their SO? Would they all be up for polyamory or would some tell their bro to get over it, or they break up with SO as to push them toward their brother. This information is important for my daydreaming

Anonymous: Heyo! Are you doing hc’s right now? If so, what are your ideas for a polyamorous relationship with sans/so/papyrus? I know you mentioned it with FGTC, but how would the other boys do? Thank you and ilysm!!             

Well, the short version of these questions seems to be– “Can I make it work if I want to smooch both brothers?”

And the answer to that question as far as I’m concerned is yes! Ultimately, all skeles would be down for this kind of relationship!

…But some of them are going to have an easier road than others.

Yes, it’s the ‘fells that are on the Struggle Bus, of course it is, those boys have issues.

Undertale:

They’re a great combo!

They already know each other so well and love/respect one another that looping you into their relationship as a romantic branch is the easiest thing in the world.

They both balance the other out really well, to the point that dating them both might even make for a more harmonious relationship than choosing just one: Papyrus won’t shy away from lecturing Sans when his laziness may be letting you down, and Sans knows how to gently point out when Papyrus might be unintentionally talking over you or pushing too hard at something.

There’s no jealousy between them and you’re all grown, mature adults more than capable of navigating a three-person relationship.

Underswap:

Another great choice!

Much like the classic Sans-Papyrus pair, the Sky-Paps match-up isn’t just functional, it’s hyper-functional.

Their brotherly relationship is strong and they’re great at meeting and handling situations as a team, and you’re no different. Most of your time with them will be spent as a trio rather than duos with an odd man out since that’s what they do anyway– you’re just along for the ride! When one-on-one time does come around, they’ll pass you off to the other without hesitation, no jealousy to be found and just a nuzzle on your cheek and an encouragement to have fun.

Even the usually clingy Sky doesn’t mind giving you and Paps space when you want it since there’s no one he trusts and loves more than his (big) little brother, and Paps might actually feel a little more driven to impress and woo you when he sees the lengths Sky regularly goes to. Maybe he can’t one-up his big brother’s efforts, but it reminds him that you’re special and deserving of the attention and he’ll show you so in his own, more understated way.

They balance each other out in so many ways that it won’t ever feel like you’re trying to juggle them to make things work. As long as you love them, they’ll love you right back and your relationship is practically self-sustaining!

Underfell:

You must not be shy of challenges, because you’ve gotten yourself into some rocky waters with this one.

They’ll both agree to this pretty quickly without much fuss– sharing a datemate with their brother, the only person who always had their back underground and would die for them, and vice versa? Of course, there’s no one they’d rather trust you with than their own brother!

They say that, and for the most part they do mean it, but… there are some very well-buried landmines here and you will find at least one of them in the course of this relationship.

For Jasper, it’s bitterness: here’s yet another thing in his life that he’s giving up for his brother’s sake. It’s not Pyre he resents but the situation and how exceedingly unfair the circumstances of his life have been so far. He lost his childhood to raising and protecting Pyre while he was young, and then he had to play his toady and listen to barked orders and snapped insults so Pyre could maintain a fearsome reputation and neither of them would get too severely messed with. And then now here’s this, a datemate he can’t even keep all to himself because you love his baby brother, too. It stings, but he’ll try to quash it down since he loves you and Pyre too deeply to ever want to cause problems for you.

Meanwhile Pyre is masking his own issues, namely jealous insecurity. He loves Jasper, too, and he deeply respects the sacrifices his big brother made for him Underground both in adolescence and adulthood, but…well, it’s not as if he had it easy! Jasper’s initially low HP meant that no matter how strong a fighter he was, there’d always be somebody who saw him as easy EXP, somebody trying to kill them both because they could– that was why he worked his way up to Captain of the Royal Guard and trained so hard to become an efficient, deadly soldier, so that he could be intimidating enough that most monsters wouldn’t even want to try attacking him or somebody under his command. That’s why he had to distance himself from everyone else, even the brother he was trying to protect, just in case someone tried to take advantage of a social connection. He was completely emotionally isolated for a long time, with a lot weighing on his shoulders: his duties, his brother’s safety, his own safety, and Jasper…

Jasper didn’t have to shoulder any of that once Pyre took responsibility.

Pyre knows, intellectually, that Jasper suffered at least as bad for a long time, but emotionally it hurt and made Pyre a little angry to see him socializing freely with the lowlifes at Grillby’s and sleeping openly at his illegal hot-dog stands. Jasper couldn’t have been totally carefree, no one could be underground, but he had the luxury of being very close to it thanks to Pyre’s status, which Pyre maintained at his own expense. And now, it feels like Jasper is taking advantage of him again, casually charming his way into your good graces and seducing you away from him.

He’s fairly certain he’s going to lose you, actually, since he knows that his older brother is the more personable of the two of them and he hates the waiting, he kinda wants to just end it himself and let Jasper have you…

But, same as Jasper, Pyre loves both of you dearly and he knows that abruptly breaking up with you would hurt you, and that Jasper would figure out why he did it and be even more hurt plus guilty over it, so he bites his tongue.

They’re both going to stew in silence over it and are fully committed to doing so for the rest of your natural lives– you’re going to have to mediate this if you want to have any hope of a healthy relationship.

It won’t be too hard to figure out what’s going on with them individually, they’re both very salty skeletons that can mostly keep quiet about the things bugging them, but there’s a lot of snide and bitter quips muttered under their breath that you’re usually close enough to hear and draw conclusions from. At that point, you need to sit down with them and force a discussion; play whatever hard-ball you must to get them to talk, this is too important to sweep under the rug just because it’s awkward and painful.

They’ll be stilted at first and need a lot of prodding to keep going, embarrassed that their datemate is playing counselor for them, but soon enough they’ll start talking on their own. Yelling on their own. Screaming at each other and breaking shit on their own.

They’ve been repressing a lot of emotions for a long time and now that they’re flowing it’s like a tsunami, one you should probably get out of the splash zone of while they get it all out.

You don’t have to worry about them actually hurting each other, there’s far too much love between them for that and once the anger and bitterness is out there in the open, they realize that, too. There’s gonna be tears and broken sobs and fierce hugging and that’s your cue to get back on in there and take care of your boys– they love each other, they love you, and you love them right back, it doesn’t have to be any more complicated than that.

Once the dust is settled, you’re theirs for life, no take-backs. You came into their home, showed them love and affection, and helped them get their brother back after years of tension and walking on eggshells: if you think they’re ever going to let you go now, you’re dead-wrong.

There’s going to be days when you almost regret emotionally reconciling them because when they’re not bickering over petty nonsense or competing with each other, they are the most terrifyingly efficient team you’ve ever seen. They’ll casually join forces against you whenever it suits them and you don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell. They love and respect you of course, they’d never hurt or take advantage of you, but the combined force of Jasper’s rough charm and Pyre’s slick cunning means that you’re not often going to find yourself ‘winning’ in your relationship.

On the bright side, your romantic life is positively scorching between these two fiery personalities and the loving passion they have for you is more than enough of a balm on any wounds you might take to your pride. ;3

Swapfell:

Deceptively easy.

At first, they’re both very excited and on-board for this. As far as they’re concerned, there’s no one better in the world to share their datemate with than their own brother, someone trustworthy that they love unconditionally and don’t have to worry about losing you to, since they obviously wouldn’t try to steal you from each other.

And that’s true, because if there’s a problem it won’t be something they did, it’ll be what you did. Or maybe more accurately, what you didn’t do.

There’s really only one way to screw this up, but it’s a hard and fast death sentence for the relationship if you start neglecting Rus or playing favorites with Mal instead.

Rus is a needy guy, not too prone to jealousy but very prone to insecurity when the conditions are right, and Mal is one of the hardest (albeit unintentional) hitter of those buttons. His big brother, the one who’s taken care of him his whole life, protected him and sacrificed for him, Rus thinks Mal is a really cool guy. He’s not surprised at all that you want to date him, but he is surprised that you want to date Mal’s living disaster of a brother, too.

If you’re not careful and spend too much time with Mal or side with him all the time or do anything that could indicate you have a significant preference for one brother over the other, Rus is probably gonna jump to some conclusions and now it makes sense to him why you’re not just dating his brother– it’s ‘cause it’s a pity thing…isn’t it?

Mal is the one you really want  but you or Mal or maybe both of you noticed his pathetic interest in you and decided to toss him a bone. To make him feel better. Yaaaay.

His aversion to conflict means that he’s definitely never going to say anything to either of you, ever, but his 'realization’ (whether it’s true or not, almost certainly not) is painful and he won’t be able to help sulking and shying away from your affection for awhile.

That, for Mal, is as good as an actual, physical red flag. He’s sharp and knows his brother well enough to piece together everything that’s happened in Rus’ self-deprecating skull and as far as he’s concerned, there’s only one course of action from here: he’s gonna try to wriggle himself out of the relationship entirely and push you towards Rus.

Mal loves his baby brother fiercely and since he already blames his failings as a pseudo-parent for the anxiety and insecurity he struggles with, the absolute last thing he wants to do is hurt him by taking his datemate away. It’s a no-brainer to remove himself from the situation if he’s distracting you from Rus, but once it’s progressed to this point, there’s no positive outcome for anyone.

Rus is now convinced he’s the pity-boyfriend and feels awful that you don’t get to be with Mal anymore because he couldn’t hide his dumb feelings better. Mal is upset that he can’t be with you, and a little upset with you for not loving his little brother enough to begin with and making this choice necessary. And of course, you’re gonna be hurting, too, because one of your boyfriends thinks he’s your consolation prize and the other isn’t even your boyfriend anymore.

But of course, that’s the Worst Case Scenario.

To make this work, you just need to be fair about sharing your time and affection, which in healthy polyamory, you should probably already be doing! But if for some reason, you can’t do that, skew slightly in Rus’ favor. Mal can be jealous and selfish but he’s more than willing to make room for his brother’s happiness, and he knows that he’s welcome to edge into yours and Rus’ time together if he really wants– Rus has no problems sharing, he just gets a little upset if he thinks he’s the second choice.

If you put in the time and effort to assure Rus that you’re dating him because you care about him, this actually becomes one of the easiest bro-combos possible. Mal and Rus have a less contentious relationship than the other ‘fell brothers and with less buried anger and bitterness between them their bond is already strong and relatively healthy when you enter the mix.

Your integration is like finding the perfect centerpiece to tie an already-stylish room together. Mal plans all the dates and budgets your time between them in the most efficient way possible, while Rus makes sure you and him still get some time to relax and screw around at home. They work very well together as brothers and as your co-boyfriends with about equal importance placed on each role, so you’ll feel nothing but cherished and wanted between the two of them. Make sure to return the favor!

Horrortale:

Yes, a fantastic idea!

They’re both delighted that you asked and agree to share you pretty much immediately, without even a little fuss.

Slate and Papy are arguably the most codependent of the brothers (understandably, considering their shared trauma of the famine) and they’re also probably the most emotionally open with one another as a result, so if a poly relationship seems like it’s becoming a possibility with you, they’re going to get everything talked out and openly agreed upon for a very smooth transition.

It’s actually…kind of an ideal situation for both of them, in a way? Their issues and insecurities are…well, there’s a good deal of them and they’re both a tad concerned that the weight of it might be too much for you alone. They don’t want to overwhelm you or put too much pressure on you just because they’re a little… ‘broken’ is the wrong word for it, but they’re far from undamaged, either!

But with the other brother in the mix, the same one who’s always been there to support his sibling even before you came along, so much of that pressure is taken off.

Slate doesn’t worry that you’re going to suffer from his dissociation and memory problems because he knows Papy is there with his sharp mind and attention to detail to pick up the slack. Likewise, Papy doesn’t worry quite so much on his bad days that you’re secretly unhappy or would be better off without him because Slate is around, who even with a hole in his skull is naturally charming and very skilled at reading people– if you had any complaints, Slate would know and pass them along so they could make you as content as possible!

The end result is that they both relax and don’t psych themselves out quite as much as they might without their brother, and you get to see them as close to their old, pre-horror selves as they can get. Papy is a little more confident and Slate jokes around more and they both treat you like you make the sun rise every morning because you’re the one that loves them both enough to let this relationship be a thing they can have and that’s so cool.

There’s not a drop of jealousy over you from either of them, especially when they can see first-hand that you’re making their brother as happy as you make them, so this is a pretty harmonious and loving match-up, with a lot of potential for success!

#undertale #headcanons #sans #papyrus #sans/reader #papyrus/reader #underswap #us!sans #us!papyrus #underfell #uf!sans #uf!papyrus #swapfell/fellswap #sf!sans #sf!papyrus #horrortale #ht!sans #ht!papyrus

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Mcmercy for that meme

General:

Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - honestly see them growing old together

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - it snuck up on mercy. mccree probably flirted, but she brushed it off.

How was their first kiss? - i’d say it was emotional because mccree probaly did some dumb shit in which mercy wasnt allowed to treat him because everyone else knew and doctors should not work on loved ones so when she was able to see him again she scolded him then smooched him

Wedding:

Who proposed? - jesse 

Who is the best man/men? - genji ?

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - ana, mei, dva

Who did the most planning? - angela

Who stressed the most? - both are stressed for different reasons. jesse probably still doesnt think he’s good enough and stress is the doctors middle name so

How fancy was the ceremony? - it was supposed to be mildly lowkey until someone convinced mercy to say ‘fuck it’ and now its…Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Gabriel

Sex:

Who is on top? - switch (?)

Who is the one to instigate things? - i’d say it’s split even

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - depends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - uh well i dont think they really ‘keep track’ but angela makes sure to suck the soul out of his body lmao

How rough are they in bed? - angela is stressed 95% so it dependsSofter than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 2 if there are no difficulties in which she cannot

How many children will they adopt? - 2 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - jesse

Who is the stricter parent? - Angela, but she’s not anal

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - angela because jesse would egg the child on

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - angela

Who is the more loved parent? - they are loved equally

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - they alternate, but jesse goes more than angela cause being a doctor is soul sucking

Who cried the most at graduation? - both we’re sobbing

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - angela  and then leaves jesse to the lecture cause ‘been there done that’

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - jesse 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - jesse

Who does the grocery shopping? - jesse but angela makes lists

How often do they bake desserts? - angela stress bakes when she can (which isnt often) so when she cant jesse does it for her and she comes home to a house that smells like dreams and cookies and love

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - jesse loves meat and angela has a balance of the two

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - angela because jesse cooks 95% of the time

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - angela 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - neither or alternatively angela because she’s half asleep

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - both

Who is really against chores? - jesse, but he doesnt complain much

Who cleans up after the pets? - angela

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - angela

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - angela

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - jesse

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - angela will sit in that tub for 5 years if jesse doesnt come get her

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - they both walk the dog at the same time

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - every year for just about every holiday

What are their goals for the relationship? - love, support, and a best friend

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - both, but when angela is off and sleeps till noon, jesse will wake up a little earlier to make her food

Who plays the most pranks? - angela because ‘let me have this’ 

@highnoon-cowboy

[theamazondiana]

WONDERBAT

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - until bruce dies

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - instant attraction, love comes after a few months of working side by side

How was their first kiss? - full of pent up emotion 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Bruce

Who is the best man/men? - Clark

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Lois

Who did the most planning? - Bruce hires a wedding planner because Diana would just go to the court house probably

Who stressed the most? - Bruce

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - hal jordan just kidding

Sex:

Who is on top? -  switchhh

Who is the one to instigate things? - usually diana but bruce cant help it sometimes

How healthy is their sex life? - healthier than what bruce had before bc diana isnt an antihero Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - lasso~~ Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - it really depends, sometimes it lasts quite long and sometimes bruce just cant help it diana’s too much for him

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - diana gets like 29399 more each night, bruce worships her

How rough are they in bed? - diana is pretty gentle...usually....USUALLY. Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - ALL OF IT if diana has a say No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 1

How many children will they adopt? - uh how many kids does bruce have?

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - alfred

Who is the stricter parent? - depends on how you define strict...diana doesnt want them being as dangerous as bruce allows, but diana gives them more candy

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - DIANA

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - alfred

Who is the more loved parent? - diana

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- alfred

Who cried the most at graduation? - alfred

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - bruce

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - alfred

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - diana

Who does the grocery shopping? - alfred

How often do they bake desserts? - diana cant bake but she buys cookies daily

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - diana is a vegetarian but bruce needs that protein 

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - bruce

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - diana

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - diana

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - alfred but diana doesnt like to leave him a lot of work

Who is really against chores? - bruce is just ??? i have a butler?? 

Who cleans up after the pets? - damian 

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - bruce

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - bruce

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - alfred

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - diana

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - damian but diana tries to join 

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - big for christmas!

What are their goals for the relationship? - diana wants bruce to learn to process emotions

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - bruce

Who plays the most pranks? - diana

[fuckingupfate]

Why cant she help man why cant she help fix this. I have to be the one to fix it or i need to just follow suit to her n just sweep it under the rug but i fucking cant. I cant i cant even go to that house wirhout her there on my own. Why do i have to be the one. She doesnt think anytjing at all is wrong with her, how the fuck do i work with that. I still fuck up but i know im fucked enougj to be in therapy. But they all just hear her side, "i really wish youd work things out with your mom" i fuxjing do too. As if i dont blame myself. I do too. But i cant fathom sitting their talking to someone who cant see what part they played in all of this. I jist want my fucking mon. I just want a mom. Ill fix this but im just too weak im too hurt right now. Ive always wanteed her to show me love i want us to connect. But i dont even knoe how to get close with my dad or my sister or anyone that im not fucking jesus christ. I just fucking isolate when im here as if im still avoiding her. Living without her has been the absolute best thing i could have done for myself. But shes my blood amd she raised me, so of course i love her. Ive been vying for her attention for my entire life, but of course i love jer. But i cant be her anymore i cant fix her if sje doesnt wanna be fixed. I just wish she knew how i was hurting. I wish she fucjing knew just how bad this all hurts and how i jist want her to save me. But all my cries for help have only taught me I need to save myself. Sometimes people are too caught up in their own life they dont see the rest of the world. I know she'll make a great grandmother one day at least. I just hope i can forgive her by then.

#k

[deveharrington]

I'm not your last anon but I have some background singers in my family. You pretty much stated this but sometimes you just have to pay the bills. You're a lucky background singer if you can create your own art on the side to fulfill yourself. (My sister can) How many times has my sister been on tour with people who are very famous but she doesn't exactly respect? Lots! She still does her very best to make the talent sound great. Anyway, not disagreeing just giving a real life perspective.

YEAH!!!!!!!! OK thank you for this perspective, anon. 

my response is massive so its under the cut and i’ll admit my mistake of jumping to conclusions thx anon

Ok to be fair maybe I am kind of asking for too much explanation and nobody owes me an explanation, I just realized this. I guess like if they are being paid to do a job and if they do their job properly and they show up etc. then who am I to ask for more if there is nothing to compensate for any extra artistic effort on their part and yeah I’m pointing the finger at David here basically lmao saying that clearly all of this has a beginning and end and yet David still wants to try to present it as otherwise. 

“How many times has my sister been on tour with people who are very famous but she doesn't exactly respect? Lots!” Like, maybe this is just the reality and I’M the one who needs to get my head out of the clouds lmao I have no experience in this line of work. This puts Davids situation into an interesting perspective as well and then the question becomes…(because I must always take things to an extreme and ramble until I exhaust myself )

introspection: on the topic of “respecting or not respecting the source of the income”…  I guess its not so black and white and easy to just say yes and no and I don’t know everyone’s personal situations nor do I have any right to make decisions for anyone so i’ll respect people’s decisions as long as they accept their repercussions and consequences in a responsible manner (This is why I have such an issue with David because ok I could even come to a point to begin to understand or maybe even accept his bad behaviour if he would own up to it truthfully and not just lash out and blame everyone and everything when he feels slighted or feels the need to come out on top of an argument he is inevitably going to lose because he cannot argue properly/RANt over lmao sry) 

on “respecting the source of the income” OK first BUT HERE we have some red flags with David so ????!!!!! (but again most likely i am making a mountain out of a molehill so keep that in mind...) but i mean perhaps there is a difference here between your sister’s situation and whats happening right now because we can question the legitimacy of a certain someone touting themselves as a “singer” what i mean is... (the bolded part of the next point)

On business (+ David’s business comes across as messy): perhaps there is a difference between the stage persona that draws in the crowd and that is who you don't necessarily respect and there is separate business management who arranges the funding and thats who you are dealing with in terms of the labor and pay (idk how it works) BUT THEN - David’s quack “business” that he is running is separate from any corporation you might subject yourself to what i mean is that the business is messy and seems to not be run by professionals - red flag his manager is also quack but for now its all just flags… maybe your sister’s situation is not comparable to this one? Perhaps in situations where there is legitimate professional management there is more room to detach yourself/your feelings/your respect from the transaction because it is clean and laid out truthfully on the business level. But I don’t see Davids thing as clean even on the business level…. thats what i see .... so, only more questions arise for me) but that is coming from my experience and my beliefs can only stand my ground for myself but I’ll be sympathetic to other people’s experiences if they are in a situation they can’t really control. Again, I don’t know the ins and outs of this kind of career. 

OR it could be that in real life David actually comes across as respectable and they are just responding in kind, noooooo idea. Idk, when I see interviews with him and the band its like he just treats them like a prop I don’t see much connection on a personal level but then again David carries himself in a subdued way so maybe its just that i’m not saying he’s being disrespectful or anything and maybe it all begins and ends as thats their job basically - just my perspective. 

I’ll admit my mistake - jumping to conclusions (as always) and I don't want to assume that everyone doesn’t ideally want to respect who they work for/support so I tried to think of the root of my rambling and I think its this: I think it was me getting fired up after seeing media coverage of certain musical artists having their transgressions exposed all at once and having the conversation also spread out to the topic of enablers and like **** I DONT want to lay those kinds of allegations on David AT ALL especially since there is no smoke for that fire at all at all at all but **** It just made me think of how ANYONE (including artists that are legitimately very talented, hardworking, that you admire, that have stood to support things that you support etc.) can … sweep things under the rug or blatantly lie (including enabling that kind of behaviour and then turning and pretending to stand for something that they have no integrity to actually support) or turn a blind eye or support a “friend” till the bitter end or enable or normalize or rationalize (even and including to themselves) things like that all in the name of art or self preservation or who knows so thats what I mean.

but personal decisions are personal decisions and i’ll leave it at that because in the end i mean i keep pushing it but the sketchiness of everything still remains so… i’ll leave it because when people make up their own minds and we can all come to the same or at least similar conclusion/argument there must be some truth to the perception in some way anyways i was taking things to an extreme due to my paranoia / one million questions

d;lfaj;dal;kajk;fed so many “maybes” in this response I think it means I need a break from the overthinking anyways thanks anon