#but im serious

[appleblueberry-pie]

Whoever took away the ability to double tap to like a post needs to be assassinated.

#haha #funny #tumblr #jokes #but im serious

[emissary-of-the-moon]

Twilight and Legend are autistic cause i say so

#lu legend #lu twilight #i make the rules now #shitpost kinda #but im serious #theyre on the spectrum #they all are but i project on to them the most sooo #moon emissary thoughts

[thefaultinourforcebond]

If you're a zoyalai and is worried how they're gonna do zoyalai in the next season when Alina's queen, I've read enough fics to understand it's completely possible so please don't worry. It's gonna happen, will happen, and it's gonna be awesome if they execute it properly, they even teased it so don't worry.

#shadow and bone #zoyalai #zoya nazyalensky #nikolai lantsov #let alina finish her fmk arc #and then hes all urs #yes the fics are darklina fics #but im serious #sab spoilers #s&b spoilers

[die-brot-frau]

if I stop posting it's because my dad found out I'm trans (probably, like I'm 98.1% sure) and threw me into traffic

luckily he's in an assisted care facility so there's at least a layer of protection between us

#funny #this is a joke #but im serious #lgbtq #transfem #transgender

[maceofpentacles]

my account is not a safe space for wiccans reblogging my posts with wicca tags and "blessed be" tbh

#/nm #/nbh #but im serious #witchcraft #witch #witchblr #witch community #pagan #paganblr #pagan witch #pagan community

[feisaru]

Fei transforms with "For the honor of Gayskull" because I said so

#credits for the altered phrase goes to swearyshera #but im serious #saru grrrs #cs x spop

[xoxojisu]

uhhh this is so late but like HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!

also! a quick lil note of gratitude 😗 im so so grateful for all the moots that have stuck w me and came w me to this acc. like for a while i was so scared of tumblr bc i was scared i was gonna log on and see a notif in my inbox and it was gonna be those two anons again. i was also scared to make this acc bc i was lowkey terrified that none of the moots i cared abt would come w me over here, and not all of them did, but truly i am soso grateful for those of you here, bc ugs are the ones that matter. ik im not super active here and i dont post writing daily anymore (or at all for that matter. bro what kinda crack was i taking back then to be able to pump work out like that..) but i really love you all and im so grateful for the community i have here <3

xoxo, jisu 😚

#jisu talks! #uh this was really cheesey #but im serious #im so grateful for my moots! #love ugs <3

[nikolaidelphiki]

Hello. My name is Beck. if we've been mutuals forever and you use discord. Hit! Me! Up! like fr I'm nikolaidelphiki there too. unless you don't want to talk lol. that's fine too 🙂

#this has been a psa #but im serious #just like do that wave thing or whatever lol #beck chats

[steel-and-fire]

//Whenever i try to draw Igris' body, i always try to keep three things in mind, to help me keep his shape proper.

-Large shoulders and back. (☑)

-Baby-making hips. (?)

-Must look curvy and breedable. (???)

Yea, idek myself, but it works.

#ooc #Lmao I wish it was crack #But im serious #My brain works weird

[actual-corpse]

I think people like Ben Shapiro would benefit from gay sex.

I'm being serious.

Some dudes just need to feel the tender embrace of the old men they're trying so hard to impress.

#its really gay #and it reads just like the gay pining fanfiction #ben shapiro #he obviously hates women.. #hes repressing something in the hopes of his old man idols noticing him #i know this reads like a shitpost #but im serious #theyre trying too hard to impress each other #its like fucking famfiction

[othystt]

as a canadian something ill never understand about america is the midwest. it isnt mid or west. its east. what are you on about

#this is dedicated to my bff #but im serious #if i were to cut the usa in half based on west and east literally ALL of the midwest would land on the eastern side #so why is it caled midwest #like my friend cant even give me an answer they just said “because its america” #WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

[die-brot-frau]

I wish you could kiss people on the lips platonically

#this is a joke #not really #but im serious #i wanna do it

[randapear]

I don't know how to explain it but strawberry's are romantic, like look at these they just...

#strawberrys #my thoughts #romantic #romantisism #shit post #but im serious

[meblackanomaly]

Feeling like I hit my peek a few years ago and now I am just going through the motions. No matter how much I want to move forward in some aspects I see myself not willing to put in the fight.

I see something I want and then I am gung ho and months later I am tired and depressed. I realize I am depressed and then I pick myself up just to still be tired and doomed to repeat the process.

It could all be so easy and I just dont know if I am built for that want anymore. Maybe after all this studying and moving up again I will find myself in a different position because all this mental and physical footwork is tough.

Im not going to lie though next opportunity I get I am jumping on the shits cause if I wait for anyone else to jump I will be back in the same depressed state...

Thank you for reading my Ted Talk. I hope I feel better in the morning

#but im serious #future #ugh

[homo-taylorsversion]

Everyone who grew up listening to Nightcore now listens to slowed down/reverse versions of songs. That or edit audios.

And/or LGBTQIA+

At least everyone I know who grew up with Nightcore anyway. Myself included, I'm not gonna lie about that.

#nightcore #slowed music #slowed songs #nightcore music #growing up #edit audios #just a thought #but im serious #or wrong #lgbtqia2+ #lgbtqia #lgbtqplus #lgbtq community #random thoughts