#but if u look at all of it on the whole its obvious h*be has no consideration for carats feelings and only wants to make money

[yeahyeahchloe]

It Wasnt in my Head (3)

(a/n: pls lmk if u see any typos! )

Summary: Abby is the starting linebacker at UW and when her team starts to falter her coach decides to get the team into ballet, in order to teach them that grace and stability is important in football too. Abby is just as upset about her teammates about this, until she sees her pretty new ballet teacher...

dancer!reader x football!abby

!!ABBY IS STRAIGHT IN THE BEGINNING. READER IS HER GAY AWAKENING!!

˖⁺‧₊˚ ♡ ˚₊‧⁺˖

This whole house smelled like total ass.

Dina was excitedly walking next to me trying to guide me to the alcohol, as Ellie looked for her friend.

"Abby!" Ellie exclaimed from my left.

I turned to look into the direction she was facing and just about shit my pants.

It was the pretty blonde from the football team.

She smiled at Ellie and they gave eachother a one armed hug in greeting.

"So this is Dina and Y/n, guys this is Abby," Ellie introduced us both.

Abby nodded her head at Dina in greeting before turning to me and hesitating.

"Hey, yeah no we've met," She said to Ellie signaling at me.

"Oh? Where?" Ellie inquired curiously.

"She is the little ballerina that got stuck teaching the varsity starters," Abby told her with a smirk.

"Y/n, you didn't tell me you were teaching the varsity starters,"

"I, uh, I guess I didn't think I would be running into one like this," I answered Ellie before turning to Abby, "Well, Abby, its nice to properly meet you,"

"Pleasures all mine," She answered with a friendly smile and a slight head nod.

Oh wow fuck me.

"Okay, well were gonna go get drunk. Bye!" Dina said, pulling my arm and dragging me away towards the kitchen.

I decided to just pour a vodka soda for me and Dina while we chatted.

"So what do you think of Ellie's friend?" She asked, sending a smirk my way.

"Oh, god, was is that obvious?" I reddened and hid my face with my hands.

Dina guffawed before answering, "Only to me I think, but I get it. She's totally your type,"

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Oh c'mon! She's tall, super built, big nose, commanding presence, athlete. She was basically made just for you,"

"Ok ok fine, she's perfect, but I am way to awkward to ever initiate anything,"

"Well, maaybe just try talking to h-" Dina cut herself off with a large gasp, "Ohmygod Jesse is right there!!" She gasped, pointing to the boy across the room. "I'm gonna go talk to him,"

"No Dina don't leave me,"

"I'm going in,"

"No, D, please!" I begged her as she strutted off.

I turned around and started digging for stuff to make myself a drink, but the stupid grenadine was too high on the shelf.

A hand reached above my own and grabbed and handed it to me.

"Thank yo- oh its you!" I said, turning around to face the person who had helped me.

"What, wishing for someone cooler?" Abby teased with a smirk.

"Ugh, no. Dina is off with Jesse now, so, I'm gonna drink it off," I told her, gesturing to Dina and Jesse making out on a couch.

"Oh god lame. But I kinda get it, I was the same with this one boyfriend,"

My head snapped back to her with a look of disbelief, and before my brain could catch up to my mouth, I blurted; "You aren't gay??"

"No? What, you are?" She asked, matching my disbelief.

"Well, yeah," I said as if it was obvious.

It really isn't, but I'm trying.

"Ah, well, you had me fooled," She said, face tinged slightly pink.

"Yeah, me too" I answered her, exhaling through my nose in an awkward laugh.

"Well aren't we a pair, breaking our stereotypes and whatever," She told me, confidence fully back on. I laughed a little before she continued, "So do you, like, have a girlfriend?"

"Oh, uh, not at the moment, no. Trying to take it easy right now," I responded, before following it with "You must have a boyfriend, though"

"Nah, no. You could say I'm taking it easy too, real focused on grades and sports,"

"What are you studying?"

"Pre-med. My dad's a surgeon, so its kinda in the genes,"

I was shocked by her answer, its not often you see a football player spending their time actually studying something useful instead of doing drugs and partying.

"What about you?" She asked.

"Oh, uh, the arts. I do painting and stuff. And obviously dance, uh, and also law, I'm looking to go FBI," I said, getting embarrassed by my much lamer response.

"Oh, that actually sounds really cool. I bet you have a shit ton of work," She told me, seeming genuinely interested.

"Yeah, well, you only get a scholarship once,"

"Yeah, yeah, true,"

The conversation was starting to falter so I told her to follow me.

"Hey Ellie!" I greeted as we approached the girl.

"Hey, are you ready to..." She made a signal with two fingers signing she wanted to smoke.

"Hell yeah," I answered before turning to Abby, "Wanna join?"

"Of course I do," She responded with an excited glint in her eyes.

We squeezed our way through sweaty bodies and makeout sessions all the way to the back of the large house where the yard was.

Ellie reached in to her right pocket, dug around for a bit, scowled and then reached into her left pocket where she took out a small joint and a lighter.

"Y/n?" She said my name, gesturing the blunt to me, "Wanna light it?"

"My pleasure" I held the joint up to my lips, the flicked the lighter and lit it. I instantly felt the hot smoke flow through my throat into my lungs. I turned my head away from the two in front of me out of politeness and blew out the smoke.

15 minutes later we were all stoned.

"Hey. Hey, beautiful, aren't you like not 'sposed to do this? Cuz you, like, are gonna be a doctor or whatever?" I spoke while turning to Abby.

"Maybe, but I think all be ok," She chuckled at my state.

She held her weed good.

I didn't.

Ellie held hers good.

I really didnt.

I went to answer Abby when Dina came running up to us.

"Hey guys!" She greeted us.

"Heyyy D," I said to her elongating every syllable.

Dina took one look at me before turning to Ellie with the look a mom would have after her kids stole a cookie from the jar.

"Ellie, come on. I told you not to let her do stupid shit like this anymore, you know she's a total lightweight,"

Ellie looked around defensively and held her hands up in surrender, "Hey man, she asked for it. Besides I didn't do any, yaknow, for protection,"

Dina sighed, grabbed my arm, grabbed Ellie's, and told us were going home. I shouted a goodbye to Abby that was somewhere along the lines of "Bye gorgeous see you in class!" and shuffled alongside Dina out the door.

The drive home was filled with Ellies playlist, and when me and Dina climbed up the stairs and into out apartment we bid our goodnights.

My mind was fuzzy the whole time though.

It was full of one thing.

Abby Anderson.

a/n: this took forever to get out, whoops. working on pt 4 asap, might post later tonight if im feeling spicy.

#tlou #ellie williams #x reader #abby anderson #joel miller #abby anderson x reader #abbyanderson #dinatlou #jessetlou #abby x reader

[chiiyuuvv]

Hi hi hiiiiiiiiii love your work lot lots lottts can u please please do xikers doing there cb challenge with u and u doing yours with them thank uuu

• PAIRING — idol!xikers x idol!reader

• GENRE — youre idols, decided to make so that they like you, fluff, crushing, some humor

• WORD COUNT — 821

• AUTHOR'S NOTE — ty for the request!

• TAGLIST — @the-lemon-boy , @lil-elle , @hyunukitty , @cake1box , @mars101 • CREDIT — @oikookie

MASTERLIST! – JOIN THE TAGLIST!

MINJAE ☆

A little shocked that you chose him out of everyone else, but hed never turn down the offer

(The members sending knowing glances like hyung she clearly likes you, make a movee!!) (BREAK THAT WALL-)

Smiley than usual as you teach him the steps, cant help but to feel a bit flustered when you congratulate him

But gets it a bit wrong because hes too busy staring at you

Its just.. super obvious he likes you ♡

JUNMIN ☆

Despite him asking you to the dance challenge, he's really quiet. Almost too quiet..

So youre getting mixed signals; did he actually want to do this or was he forced?

His voice is small and cracking as he tells you did a move wrong

On the inside, hes beating himself up because he had one chance and he messed it up, now he cant even look in your direction any more

So the members would make you do another challenge a week later or so, forcing junmin – with their eyes – to ask you out after ♡

SUMIN ☆

He feels small under your gaze

Not like intimidating or anything, he just looks up to you even if youre the same age

Hes a pretty shy baby, ending the challenge with a small heart before giggling

Tries to shoot his shot after the challenge, despite him being so shy

Like he'd look so cute, stuffing his hands into his pockets while rocking back and forth with his head down, asking if you'd like to go out for some coffee later ♡

JINSIK ☆

He knows hes handsome but youre like.. so pretty. Youre asking him to dance?

Is just really taken aback because, did i mention how pretty you were to him??

Makes lots of eye contact and is a little firty, hyping himself on the inside to make a move (KOREAN KOREAN BREAK THAT WALL-)

you cant even so the challenge right because youre too busy giggling, acting as if youve known each other your whole life

And because of that experience, you look forward to talking to him more ♡

HYUNWOO ☆

Thinks he could work on his dancing, but hes so happy you choice him out of all the members

A really good sport, some light teasings if you do something wrong and he'd flash a sheepish smile if he does the same

Hes pretty.. oblivious

Like you're clearly hitting on him, but he just thinks youre being nice

And it isnt until the members have to slap some sense into the poor boy ♡

JUNGHOON ☆

Honestly just blanks out

Like the challenge is done in a flash and hes like "wait, wait.. we did it wrong, lets try again."

And askes to do it again because "his expressions didnt look quite right"

Basically, hes just trying to buy more time with you

Even if the dance is perfect, he wants to do it again. For a friend of course :) ♡

SEEUN ☆

You were already well known friends, so it made sense that you did a challenge together

The fans always shipped you two together, and you were starting to notice seeun getting flirter and flirter

From sending you little glances, to getting on his knees and "proposing" to you

Your members always said that he liked you, but you always ignored it

Until seeun gave you a hug, that lasted a little longer than usual ♡

YUJUN ☆

"H-hi," he bows, acting so formal around you that you have to say youre fine with acting informal

So shy when you mention youre the same age, that you see him as a friend

The challenge is honestly super awkward, only because he doesnt want to embarrass himself

But when hes watching it later, hes so giggly

The members for sure tease him whenever youre around ♡

HUNTER ☆

hes all cool, calm, and collected when you ask if you could do a challenge together, but is screaming on the inside

Helps you with the positions which means he has to touch you in some type of of, he has a polite smile on his face but his burning ears is giving him away

Finds you so cute when you do the challenge, melting when you make a heart at the end

But all of that stops when hyunwoo walks by. "Oh my god, that was so good, wait- you know hunter talks about you a lot actually-"

Hunter makes the loudest chuckle to cover up the boys words, while pushing him away with a forced smile on his face ♡

YECHAN ☆

Theres a part where the two of you have to look at each other, and yechan cant stop laughing

Just one look into your eyes and hes a goner, his face red and hes almost out of breath from laughing

You almost take offense but seeun tells you hes usually like around the one he likes

Wait he likes-

The challenge is done in a flash, and yechan stutters about how much fun he just had ♡

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[thatdeadaquarius]

HELLO IT IS I AGAIN (Razor's mom /real)

So you know those imposters aus where characters chase the reader for being an 'impersonator'?

What if... It's a continuation from my ask (where we meet Razor first before everyone), and Razor is just confused at the patrolling knights near Wolvendom constantly asking him if he have saw 'the impostor'

Tbh he just shakes his head. Who tf is the impostor????? Wtf is an impostor???????

Many question marks later..

He had encountered an epiphany (not really it's just the Springvale ppl talking about someone copying the creator's looks).

The 'Impostor' they have been searching is you.

But you're not an impostor! Razor knows it! Andrius knows it! And with how the nature and the monster responded to you, Teyvat knows it too!

So like the good son he is, he sheltered you even more severely.

Ur not allowed to go out of his sights at this point (he'll still take you to places with many lampgrasses if you still wanna make a crown w it)

And my imagination ends there, do you think there's something else he'd do?

Ty for answering my last request btw, ur the best and I hope you get your favorite characters w one 10 pull and your desired artifacts w the best stats <3

Much love and sweets

-Razor's mom

RAZOR'S MOM!! HELLO aw im so glad u liked it :)

Srry about the late reply! 💜💜💜

Ok, so I think this is a good time to point to my shiny

Writing Requests/About Me Post I have pinned on my 👉 blog!!👈💅 taaa daaaa :) i did it guys here ya go

Yall have been GREAT so far abt keeping the requests chill and fun, and i dont have that many "Donts" that arent obvious (homophobia, transphobia, ableism,etc)

♡

Dont worry Razor Mom, i just wanted to use this as a way to talk about this!! /nm /gen

♡

About Imposter AU, there are plenty of other blogs/posts that write for that or posts under SAGAU tag! :)

I said wayyy earlier on in some of my first asks, but basically I really want to lighten up the Genshin SAGAU / Isekai tag and branch out from all these darker Imposter AUs :)

And also add more world-building posts or AUs <3

(language brainrot for example)!!

◇

TL;DR: I am not accepting hunting down/yandere/cult au/imposter au Genshin Sagau, only a funny or chill version of it.

Please check my writing rules post :)

Example: u look like Creator, but everybody's like, "oh lucky them wow rlly blessed, have a free drink, etc.

OR omfg where r they?? They descended to Teyvat oh fuck we lost our god-"

♡

Heres the Razor post !!!

If u wanna check it out :]

Cracks knuckles, Saddle up Baby, bc its time for my version of the Imposter AU 🤭😋😈

(and sorry for answering super late/possible scare Razor mom anon!! :'/ )

♡

So it begins rlly small right?

Like, Razor does not know the new knight patroling Wolvendom's borders

,, weird but ok, he thinks basically

And then when it was time to visit some domains a little closer to Springvale for grinding

(Or rlly just to get some of their tiny restaurants homemade food yumm)

He notices more Favonius knights lurking around than usual

Or at least widening their patrols

And hes like wtf?

Ur like, huh.

I'll ask Springvale ppl wtf goin on

The locals respond that the search for the Great Creator has begun.

...

...you and Razor: 👁👄👁 w h o m s t ❔️

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Upon further questioning

(which was apparantly weird that yall didnt know, but eh, u just used the whole "feral wolf child with feral blacksmith parent living in woods ignorance" excuse)

Admittedly yall, quite literally, live under a rock lmao

They explain theres a whole ass prophecy

Abt how the Great Architect would succumb to a long slumber somewhere else in the vast universe after making the planet.

And when the time is right, they will reconnect to Teyvat, and awaken, and descend in a mortal form

(like the archons)

◇

..but the kicker is nobody knows wtf they look like bc:

1. All that lore is hella crumbly and old, and very hard to translate

2. Mortal forms sometimes look different than god forms, so even if they did know some defining features of the Creator, that wasnt guaranteed to be them...

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(i.e. they will have brown eyes, well. Thats a fuckton of ppl with brown eyes innit? 💀)

♤

So thru certain signs, that this mysterious prophecy wooooo

Said would happen, the nations of Teyvat and their many supernatural inhabitants are aware the ultimate god has descended

(The crops flourished? Animals got more wily, many of the sick ppl got better for no reason, the Irminsul started regrowing/filling out its base- like how it looked like a lightning struck tree rn 💀)

So every country are now trying to find them to be the first to welcome them home

Needless to say its lowkey a competition

◇

Meanwhile you and Razor are just:

... (゜▽゜;)

"Haha yeah cool..."

(Andrius already told u what u r to Teyvat and explained to Razor)

Ur both immediately slapping a cloak on u and keeping the hood up all the time

Yall dont wanna be seperated :(

Ur both paranoid for diff reasons,

Razor's just scared his Lupical is going to be taken from him again bc there r better, more refined humans wanting to be ur Lupical ;-;

And ur like-

Omfg that sounds like sm work 💀

While its nice to daydream abt what itd be like to be famous, realistically,

U could not handle that shit.

People crowding you all the time?

U cant just look busted anywhere u go, like a midnight snack run

Ppl would also expect u be,

Responsible??

To act like a competent ruler maybe???

Hell no.

U just wanted to play a pretty gacha game and spoil ur skrunklies

(At least, if they do wanna call u that, they dont make u do anything political 💀 but u doubt it)

◇

Needless to say, Razor is glued to ur side everywhere u go.

A domain a half mile away? Oh he'll come with dw

Ur gonna go stop by that food merchant further up the road for ingredients? Cool he'll sniff the best ones!

Ur going to see Andrius??

Oh he needed to see him too-

😭😭🥺🥺 poor babe

♧

Surprisingly enough,

Or maybe not his house is right tf there

Diluc is the first person to actually recognize you.

Razor had been subtly steering u away from Mondstadt for 3 weeks now, ever since yall talked to the Springvale locals

An u cant say u didnt notice, but u werent rlly stopping him

You wanted to be like Venti, chillin among the ppl regardless of ur powers, not the Raiden Shogun :/

And maybe shock some ppl who dont know ur a god like him too lol

◇

Diluc had been looking around the lesser patroled areas of Mondstadt to search for the Architect

He didn't even need those incompetent knights to tell him their god had finally descended

He already saw the signs long before Mondstadt

Bc youve been in Wolvendom, the area has flourished over time, more fish in the water, more game to hunt and bigger, crows making circles in the sky despite there being no corpse

And one of the closest places to you,

Is the Dawn Winery.

Diluc's security against Venti began to hold up better, the staff didn't have to clean as much things like dirt or weather damage to the manor,

His hawk had never been faster delivering his letters, he almost thought the little guy had been drugged with something

◇

He patroled Stormterror's Lair, and deep in the woods surrounding the manor that the knights hadn't bother to go into

Afterall, he figured you'd never had a mortal form before, so u were unlikely to fend for urself for very long in the woods lol

so he wanted to find u quick (aww softy :')

He even made a trip out to the Thousand Wind Temple and Dragonspine (he did report that one to the knights, he didn't want Amber, Bennett, or Creator-forbid Klee, being the few pyro users to have to explore it)

Finally, after doing the further away locations, siginificant in history and rich with leftover magic

Diluc figured that's where you might land first, so he saved Wolvendom for last

It would at least let him check on that wolf kid and maybe get to talk to him long enough to ask him if he's seen anything unusual.

The lord of Dawn Winery manor heads into the Wolvendom woods, just as sunset colors the trees...

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It was a Friday evening, the sun was setting, the weather was pleasant and it was time for all of the Lupical to come together and eat a big feast!! :)

About once a month, Andrius will come out for a few nights and dine with all of yall

Hes an old wolf give him a break, he takes long naps

So u cook lots of Mondstadt favorites to eat on and a few Liyue dishes too

Razor, ur favorite helper, has helped u finish the last dish and is now romping around with the puppies bless <3

U guys have dragged ur coffee table dining table setup out to sit and eat at

Andrius lets out a not too loud, not too quiet howl, and as the wolves, Razor and you lmao join in

Yall dig in, bones flying everywhere, spagetti noodles flingling around, it would put toddlers to shame lol

◇

Diluc hears a howl that is too... big to be a regular wolf.

It filled the air of Wolvendom like no howl before it, as he used the glowing lampgrass to help light the path deeper

He sneaks past a hilichurl camp or two, all fast asleep

He scans the woods, and figures he'll search the woods besides the path after he gets to that old stone carved pit-

Food?

Diluc sniffs the air, and squints deeper into the forest

The black branches shade the way ahead, but just barely... he can see the flicker of orange and blue light?

He summons his claymore, bracing it on his shoulder, and creeps into the treeline to better hide him

◇

You swear to god (dammit swear to.. you??) someone is watching you.

You look around the piles of fluffy doggos, happy and stuffed full they r slowly forming puppy piles

Andrius is finishing his meat platter, also sitting on all four legs on the ground

Razor is splayed on his back beside you, eyes closed, his feet sticking out the other side of the table, u chuckle at him

But not a single Lupical seems to be looking at you.

Gulping down your last few bites, you scan the treeline

U refuse to be that bitch in a horror movie where their gut says smth is off and they brush it off or barely look at their surroundings

Turning around to the treeline behind you, u see something... red fur?

U sit up some more, peering over the bushes at the bottom of the trees

You meet a pair of warm brown eyes, widened like they're just as shocked to see you

As u notice his familiar red high ponytail (but also not?? Its weird going from 2D to 3D and still recognizing bitches)

U peer down at his chest, as he carefully stands out of the foliage-

That familiar star shaped button that u can press for the character menu screen, the same thats on Razor, on Benny, on Fischl, on Lisa-

Hovers over Diluc's chest.

◇

Diluc is in the bush, observing the human(???) stranger (he really doesnt want to attract the attention of that.. giant spirit wolf thing)

The figure sitting at a ... table?? (He can barely process all these absurdities at once, hes only got so much brain space)

Has sensed his presence, and as he grips his claymore, ready to demand answers,

Razor startles, and jumps up, smelling the pyro user, he summons his weapon-

The figure locks eyes with him, and all he sees is gold.

Diluc drops his claymore.

☆

♡

☆

Have a cliffhanger bc idk 🤷‍♂️ Also srry it wasnt exactly Mondstadt finding u, and it somehow turned into a whole scenario?? Idk man

🤧 welp i hope that was decent Razor mom! Tysm for ur sweet feedback abt our beloved son 🙏💜🐺

Feel free to always talk again, thru comments, asks whatever!! :D

♡

Cheers,

💀♒️

(guys im so stupid i coud've been signing off with this simple emoji combo the whole time,, 😭i didnt actually think abt emojifying my name, just making it look pretty with some of my fav emojis... 😔)

If anyone reads this u should let me know which one is better lol

💀♒️

OR

🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

OR like a combo???

♡my beloved♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

#bless yalls soul u sent these so long now #jfc its feburary #wtf #hope u like it razor's mom!! #sorry abt my lateass reply 😭 #also sorry i didnt do that version of Imposter AU u originally asked for #i just like my silly little shenanigans ok i cant stop #sorry im just a goofy silly little guy😔 #genshin impact #genshin sagau #my asks #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #genshin isekai #genshin god reader #self aware genshin #platonic genshin #genshin razor

[081314]

Idia Shroud (Vignette) – Bloom Broom Birthday

Following is my translation of Idia Shroud’s vignette for his Bloom Broom Birthday card.

Spoilers after the cut!

Part 1

Idia: Alright. Here we go again. I never ask for any of this nonsense on my birthday, and yet they practically shove it down my throat every year. Yaaaay….woo-hoooo….*sigh* Not only do I have to sit down and talk face-to-face with some rando, but they also banned me from using my tablet. Ugh, this sucks. I might not be able to get through this depending on who the presenter is….

(Someone knocks at the door)

???: Please excuse me.

Riddle: It’s me, Riddle Rosehearts. I’ll be your presenter today, Idia-Senpai. Happy Birthday.

Idia: U-ug..h….H-Hello….Actually, you know what...since I didn’t get stuck with one of those party people types, then maybe I can get through this…

Riddle: We see each other quite often, but it’s rare for us to have the opportunity to speak together at length like this. Let’s go ahead and get started with the interview.

Idia: Thank goodness, we can skip all that icebreaker stuff. Ok, let’s make this quick, please.

Riddle: Alright, then here’s the first question: If you could use flying magic and travel to wheresoever you desire, where would you go? Additionally, please note you needn’t take into consideration the amount of magic used to reach your destination.

Idia: I-I don’t really want to go anywhere. Obviously, my room’s my favorite place to be.

Riddle: That’s exactly what I thought you were going to say. You certainly aren’t one to defy people’s expectations…However, as the interviewee, you are required to answer these questions. I'll wring the answer out of you, if I must.

Idia: Yikes. What, is the title of this interview “A Senpai gets threatened by His Kouhai on His Own Birthday!”, or something…? Ahhh, a place I’d like to go to, huh….Oh, wait...

Riddle: Have you landed on something?

Idia: I do kinda wanna go to Hydra Valley.

Riddle: Hydra Valley? If I remember correctly, that’s a valley located in the Kingdom of Heroes. I’ve heard it’s got quite a precipitous rock wall.

Idia: Yup, that’s the one. There’s a legend that a nine-headed beast once claimed the whole valley as its stronghold.

Riddle: I must say I'm quite surprised. I hadn’t thought you’d want to brave such a perilous location.

Idia: Hold it. I never said anything about planning to go rock climbing there or whatever. I’ve got my own reason for wanting to check out the valley.

Riddle: Might I hear it?

Idia: Yeah. It was the filming location for a movie I’ve liked since I was a kid.

Riddle: In other words, you wish to see for yourself how it looks like in real life.

Idia: Exactly. Apparently, since CGI wasn’t all that great back then, and they didn’t have, like, drones to film with, the actors and filming crew actually had to scale the cliff themselves. And you know what else, I even heard the camara operators would use flying magic to film while up in the air. Man, even just watching the movie gets my heart pounding!! I bet since the valley looks that cool in that old movie footage, then it must be even cooler in real life…I guess it’s like, when your curiosity gets the best of you and you wanna go check out something that you just know is gonna scare you.

Riddle: I understand. When you experience things for yourself, it can help broaden your own knowledge. I hope you'll be able to make it to the valley someday.

Idia: Well, if we’re talking about me flying there, that ain’t happening with my skills. And even if I try getting there some other way, it’d just suck up way too much of my time and energy.  For indoor types, it’s obvious the best choice is gonna be a 365° panorama VR experience! And if you add a feature that allows the user to experience the smells and weather around them, it’d be even more awesome. Maybe I’ll make a device like that myself one day and do a speedrun through the old filming location!

Part 2

Riddle: The next question is: What subject are you good at?

Idia: Ahh, I guess summoning?

Riddle: That’s one of the more difficult forms of magic - one that requires a wide breadth of knowledge, as well as the ability to correctly perform a number of complex steps in a limited amount of time. I’ve heard there are many students who lack confidence in that subject…and my Heartslabyul students are no exception. Might I ask how you go about your studies?

Idia: Umm, I don’t really do anything I’d consider “studying”.

Riddle: Huh? Then what did you do to become so proficient at it?

Idia: I guess I was able to master the basics just from playing a bunch of video games. I mean stuff like having to input a bunch of commands within a time limit and clearing missions in a specific order… and getting fairies and magical beasts to team up with you by trading items like rare food and plants with them.

Riddle: I’ve never heard of such a thing! To think, there are video games designed to allow one to study the foundations of summoning magic. Could you tell me more about them later?

Idia: That’s what you thought I meant?! Doesn’t surprise me to hear that from Riddle Rosehearts - the guy who’s pulled off getting this far in life without ever coming into contact with any form of entertainment…. Well, I guess if you mean that games can, like, let anybody kinda experience what it's like to perform a summon, then you aren’t totally off base. Besides, summoning magic itself does have some game-like aspects to it, like filling out a bestiary and earning trophies. And nothing beats that feeling of accomplishment you get when you finally crack some obscure spell and manage to summon a rare species.

Riddle: I don’t quite grasp everything that you’re saying, but I can at least understand you’re able to enjoy your studies by incorporating these gamified aspects into them. Idia-Senpai, I’m sorry to stray from our interview’s topics, but might I ask you my own personal question?

Idia: ...“I’m sorry, but” and “I want to ask you something” is a combo I do not like to hear!! Ahh, I’ve got a bad feeling about this… A-alright, if it’s something I can answer, then go for it.

Riddle: Thank you. In a paper you presented on magical devices, there’s a passage where you discuss a robot you’ve created to clean your bedroom. When it comes to cleaning, there’s a lot of work involved such as moving items around and sorting out what should be thrown away. For a mage of your skill level, Idia-Senpai, I imagine it’d be much more prudent to simply use summoning magic to get the job done, would it not? Rather than spending all that time designing a robot to do it.

Idia: Uh-uh. Whenever you summon a familiar or a fairy or whatever, your magic gets drained the whole time you have ‘em out. I mean, yeah, summoning something like a little cleaning fairy is pretty easy to do and doesn’t take up that much energy… but if we’re just talking about two or three pieces of trash, then it’s way more energy efficient just to have a robot go take care of it with the click of a button.

Riddle: Don’t tell me you built that robot simply to have it go pick up a couple pieces of trash… Wouldn’t it be much more “energy efficient” to just do that yourself!?

Idia: Nah, I don’t wanna get up and move around if I don’t have to. This question’s dunzo, Riddle-shi. Let’s get back on track now.

Part 3

Riddle: Well then, we’ve reached the final question. Please discuss the things you’d like to do during the next year.

Idia: ….I wanna go outside.

Riddle: WHAT!!!?? I-I didn’t mishear you, right…?

Idia: Nope, you heard me right. And thanks, you reacted just like I expected. Ortho got hold of some info saying there’s a really good hamburger shop in town, and apparently there’s some sort of limited time event they’ve got going on. So I’ve been wanting to check it out.

Riddle: Is that so…. I can’t say I understand the appeal…

Idia: Figures. Anyways, we could also go spend all day at Whistle Park, the one down by the port. Well, that's only if I got enough gas in my tank to last that long...

Riddle: Idia-Senpai?? Outside!? All day!??..... Ahem, please excuse me. And tell me, what do you envision doing at Whistle Park?

Idia: Do you really need to ask…? Of course, I’d just play video games.

Riddle: You’d really take the time and go all the way outside…just to play video games?!

Idia: It’s ridiculous, right!?! I was sooo excited when I heard some info got released for a new game that was coming out from my favorite series…only to find out it was just a friggin’ location-based game!!!

Riddle: L-location-based…?

Idia: Games that make use of your phone’s location services, and you play them by moving around. A bunch of them have been popping up recently to get people interested in exercising.

Riddle: So wait, that hamburger shop you mentioned before… Do you mean to say that instead of going there to dine at, you’d be going there because…

Idia: …because it’s a designated location where you can collect in-game items and battle people, yeah? Oh, and by the way, Whistle Park’s one of the best areas on the whole island for this game. You’ll get the most bang for your buck by going there.

Riddle: Ah, now I understand. That game must possess some powerful charm about it if it’s able to get you to want to go outside.

Idia: Nah, not really. There’s plenty of other games just like it, and I originally had no intention of playing it. Games like that just don’t really appeal to shut-ins like me, ya know. But then Ortho came up to me one day saying, “Big Brother, let’s play it together!” and he started researching a bunch of stuff about the game’s different locations on the island. It turns out there’s some nearby places we can play at, so I told him we could give it a shot. I figure it's not a bad idea if I go ahead and take the time now to go on lots of adventures together with Ortho, while we're both still going to the same school and all.

Riddle: Our interview has thus concluded. Thank you for such a captivating discussion. The only item left on today’s itinerary is for you to take flight upon the Birthday Road. Please, take this broom.

Idia: Ugh, you make it sound like this part is supposed to be easy… If I go flying around on a showy broom like that, I just know I’m gonna be sticking out like a sore thumb the whole time.

Riddle: How do you mean? I find the cool tones and refined look go well with your robes. Regardless, I’m sure Ortho is growing tired of waiting for you to appear. Please, do start making your way over there now.

Idia: O-oh no!! Not Riddle-shi’s super straightforward compliments! I can’t take it anymore, I’m outta here!!

Idia: Be like the wind, be like the wind, be like the wind…. Get ready, and…!

#idia shroud #riddle rosehearts #twst #twisted wonderland #vignette #my tl

[bangchan-mytruelove]

u only write top reader!!!! i think this is my first time seeing someone only write top reader. lowkey refreshing.. i dont like bottom/sub reader much:/ btw i love ur fics sm theyre so good<3

could i request a smut with bottom!sub!chan, top!dom!reader where reader ties chan's wrists to the bed and blindfolds him so hes extra sensitive plssss

bonus points for a kink for marking (like hickies) or chest play

sry if its a lot my brainrot is horrible, just do whatever ur comfortable w/!! anything is amazing lmao

I-... I tried, okay 😔

|Bang Chan x Top!Male!Reader|

|A New Play|

•Smut•

Content Warning; sensory deprivation (bondage & blindfold), nipple play, marking kink, nicknames (baby boy, puppy, darling), mentions of a safeword.

Word Count; 1.5k

(M/n) was sitting on Chan's bed, resting against the headboard, just chilling in his partner's room. Surprisingly, with nothing much to do for the day, Chan was finally taking a break from working on music and was enjoying his time playing some games.

They were completely silent, not a single sound coming from the room and the whole dorm. Hyunjin had gone out to buy more art supplies, while Jisung and Changbin went to the agency. Jisung wanted to work on a song while Changbin went to exercise, leaving Chan and (M/n) alone.

Blinking a few times, (M/n) looked up from his phone, his attention now fully on Chan who had just called his name.

"Yeah, darling?" He asked, observing the shy smile that grew on Chan's face at the cute name. He shifted around on his chair until he was facing the (h/c)-haired male, fiddling with his fingers.

"I wanna try something... new," the tone of his voice was enough indication for (M/n) to know what he meant. He couldn't contain the smirk from growing on his face, now interested in what Chan wanted, setting his phone down, he leaned forward closer to him, his side pressing against the table on the right side of the bed.

"Well, what do you wanna try?" Without uttering a word but with an obvious blush, Chan stood up from the chair and walked toward his drawer, taking something out while (M/n) kept his eyes locked on his frame, silently waiting for him to turn around.

When he did, (M/n)'s eyebrows shot up. Chan was holding a red rope and a black blindfold. With an amused look in his eyes, (M/n) leaned back, holding himself with his hands on the bed.

"You wanna use those on me, or want me to use them on you?" (M/n)'s flirtatious teasing made Chan flustered, squirming in place and trying to maintain eye contact with him.

"I want... you to use them on... me," he answered in a whisper, shyly looking down.

(M/n) stood up from the bed and stood in front of Chan, lifting his head with his thumb and index finger placed on his chin, "You remember your safeword?" Chan nodded with a dazed look in his eyes, his sight locked staring at (M/n)'s lips, who leaned down and gave him a small kiss, "Good boy, now..." His hands slowly took the rope and blindfold from Chan's hands, stroking his hips gently with his free hand, "Get on the bed, sweetie."

______

Gentle kisses and feather-like touches were left on Chan's body, electing gasps and soft whines out of him, his beautiful lips swollen from all their kissing.

Backing away slightly to admire the male under him, his fingers caressed his wrists, tied together fully trusting that Chan would not lower them, he was more of an obedient type when it came to bedroom activities, not a big fan of being a brat. (M/n)'s fingertips touched his skin, all the way down to his shoulders, gracing his skin and up to hold his face.

He smiled when he saw Chan's body trembling, the silk blindfold over his eyes making it impossible for him to know where (M/n) would touch him, making him more sensitive, his senses on high alert as he tried -but failed- to guess what his boyfriend would do.

Leaning closer to him, (M/n) pressed his lips on Chan's, a muffled whimper escaping him. He squirmed on the bed, letting out soft moans against (M/n)'s mouth, squirming on the bed and bucking his hips up, in an attempt to get some kind of friction. And that desire was, somehow, granted to him.

(M/n)'s hands had moved down his chest, his index finger and thumb gently pinching his left nipple while his free hand reached down his abdomen, further down his navel, his touch a simple grace on his wet tip. Humming, (M/n) broke their kiss, looking down briefly to see just how much pre-cum was oozing out of Chan's slit.

He was left amused when he saw a small puddle forming on his lower abdomen, and he couldn't hold back a chuckle.

"Well, looks like someone is eager, hm?" Chan whined and squirmed on the bed, his arms moving but he didn't attempt to lower them, "Tell me, puppy, what do you want?"

Teasingly, (M/n) had moved his hand further down between Chan's legs, and his wet fingers were now pressing on his twitching hole, swirling it around, enjoying the whimper his boyfriend released at his touch.

"I want y-you... to fuck me..." He said in a whisper, loud enough for (M/n) to hear him, but he wanted to tease him a little bit more, a flustered Chan was always a delightful sight after all.

"Hmm? Sorry, beautiful, I didn't hear you," leaning down again, (M/n) placed a few kisses and gentle bites on Chan's chest, making his way up his neck, his fingers pressing a little bit harder which earned him a louder whimper from Chan.

"Please, (M/n)... fuck me, I need you," damn, how can I resist such an erotic voice.

"There's no way I can say no to you, baby boy," releasing Chan's perky nipple, (M/n) reached for the lube bottle hidden behind a bunch of stuff on his bedside table, he opened it and squirted some on his fingers and Chan's puckered entrance.

Carefully, (M/n) pushed a finger inside him, slowly moving it around to not cause Chan any pain, maybe only a small discomfort. Letting out a short whine, Chan spread his legs further apart, slightly lifting them off the bed, feeling only a little bit embarrassed by his action, but also quite disappointed that he couldn't see (M/n)'s expression right now.

Within a few minutes, Chan was already impatiently squirming, feeling a knot in his lower abdomen as he try to hold in his orgasm. (M/n) had been teasing his prostate since the moment he reached it, muttering it'll help him loosen up and relax quicker, a dumb excuse to simply watch him writhe under him. (M/n) could see how he desperately wanted to lower his arms and take his blindfold off, but Chan was too good to do that.

Even if he knew he wouldn't be punished, he didn't like disobeying orders, especially if those came from (M/n).

Finally deciding Chan had enough teasing, (M/n) pulled his fingers out, lowering his boxer shorts enough to take his cock out, pumping it a few times, smearing the remaining lube on his fingers on it to ease the penetration.

Holding Chan's thighs and bending down, (M/n)'s warm breath hit his neck, his lips gracing the shell of his ear.

"You ready, darling?" Whining softly, Chan nodded, pressing his knees against (M/n)'s sides.

"Yes~," he said in a whisper.

Pushing his cock inside him slowly, (M/n) groaned as Chan clenched around him, throwing his head back and releasing a loud, high-pitched moan that almost made the (h/c)-haired male lose control over himself.

"Fuck- move, please, move..." He whimpered, his legs now wrapping themselves around (M/n)'s hips and holding his body close, making his cock push all the way inside Chan's body. The male under him arched his back off the bed, his mouth opened wide and his body quivered on the bed.

The feeling of something warm and wet on his abdomen was enough to let (M/n) know that Chan came.

He was really sensitive that day, and he was sure it was because of the blindfold and the restraint keeping his wrists tied together.

Chan's hands gripped the pillow under his head, his breath ragged and uneven, "Why are you... so big~?" He muttered while trying to regain his breathing, "Your cock feels so good, (M/n)~, I... need more of you," Chan's mind was foggy, his body tingling at how sensitive he felt, and he lowered his arms, gently holding (M/n)'s after touching him a little bit, his covered eyes making it a little hard for him to know where he was exactly, but he managed.

Leaning up, Chan kissed (M/n), pulling apart a few seconds later.

"Give me all of you, love," (M/n) took a deep breath at Chan's words, slowly but surely thrusting in and out of his body, making him moan against his lips.

The sight was too much for (M/n), seeing Chan with his mouth open, his swollen and shiny plump red lips, releasing the most erotic moans and whines made him groan with need. Holding Chan's wrists, (M/n) pinned his arms above his head, reaching down for his neck, sucking on his skin and leaving purple marks on his beautiful neck, down to his collarbones and chest, where he took his nipple in his mouth and played around with it, swirling his tongue and nibbling on the perky bud.

Chan's moans grew louder with each second, (M/n) relentless thrusts and mouth were the cause, his mind was numb, his eyes filling with tears that started to slide down the sides of his face.

One thing was clear tho...

Chan wouldn't mind doing this again.

#bangchan x reader #skz x male reader #skz x reader #bang chan x reader #stray kids x male reader #bangchan x male reader #skz hard thoughts #stray kids x reader #bang chan x male reader #x male reader #x reader #x top male reader #stray kids smut #skz smut #smut #bangchan smut #bang chan smut #•bangchan-mytrulove typing...• #bang chan

[quodekash]

CONTINUING EPISODE 5

sorry bro, she's into women

which is totally fair, have you SEEN women????

she's AGGRESSIVELY trying to communicate her love of women with him

HES SO JEALOUS THIS IS HILARIOUS

(its reminding me of sound getting really angry when pat suggests that tiw might like win)

(I PHYSICALLY CANNOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SATANG AND PERTH SIBLINGS AGENDA, IM SORRY (im not sorry))

IT'S SO CUTE OH MY GOSH

I LOVE

LMAO

NICE ONE

OML

IM WHEEZING

I THINK HE DREW HIM AS HANDSOME SQUIDWARD

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

IM DYING

THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY

OML ITS 1 IN THE MORNING I NEED TO BE QUIET AND NOT WAKE EVERYONE UP BUT IM LAUGHING SO HARD

it's been over three minutes straight of me just laughing at this

im losing my mind

EVERY TIME I THINK IVE CALMED DOWN, I OPEN UP THE YOUTUBE TAB AGAIN, AND THEN IT BRINGS ANOTHER BURST OF LAUGHTER

I quite literally laughed about the handsome squidward drawing for nearly 5 whole minutes

OH MY GOODNESS

AND HE GETS A BASKETBALL THROWN AT HIM????

ARE WE ABOUT TO GET GUYNAWA CONTENT AS WELL???

WHEN I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE COULDNT GET ANY BETTER OMG

THEY ARE FLIRTING

TAKE NOTES, GUYS, THIS IS FLIRTING

i... have never been flirted with before. nor have I ever flirted with someone before. (at least to my knowledge)

BUT THEYRE FLIRTING GUYS THYERE FLIRTING

oh you wanna make out with him so bad

THEYRE FLIRTING SO HARD

THEYRE JUST TRYNA GET EACH OTHER'S ATTENTION

JUST MAKE OUT GUYS, ITLL BE A MORE PRODUCTIVE USE OF YOUR TIME

PO4ENKWGOPILVJWENJKGSVOJW3E4HIBSJGJPOINVOP4JWEOPINSGD

THEY SHOOK HANDS

THEIR HANDS ARE HOLDING EACH OTHER

ALSO: THEY HAVE TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER FOR AT LEAST A WHILE

AND THEN THEYRE GONNA GET USED TO BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER WITH THE FRIENDLY BANTER THROWN IN THERE FOR SPICE

AND THEN THEYRE GONNA MAKE OUT OR SMTH

WOAH

W O A H

WOAH BUDDY

I COULD FEEL THE SEXUAL TENSION OF THAT THROUGH THE SCREEN

they just need to slap their bodies against each other (clothes optional)

THE HEAD TILT

HES SO ATTENTIVE

LOOK AT THE LONGING LOVING STARE

I have no idea who this is.

but I am very much in love with her

the amount that he cares about him is literally insane and its making me insane

THE LOCKS

OH MY GOODNESS

aw nooo sailom is sad bc he knows kang likes pimfah :(

WHAT DOES HE NEED TO DO

IS HE GONNA PUT UP HIS OWN LOCK???

IS HE GONNA PUT UP HIS OWN LOCK AND ITLL BE LIKE LOCKED WITH SAILOMS OR SMTH?????

OMG OR MAYBE

MAYBE HE'S GONNA TRIP OVER IN THE ENGINEERING SQUARE THINGY

oh :(

but the sad piano music is playing and its showing sailom's face

im wanting to think that sailom's gonna turn around bc he's sad, and as soon as he starts walking away, kang's gonna suddenly have a realisation and he'll change his mind and he'll put the lock with sailom's, but im definitely delusional

what.

hang on

im so confused right now

she... likes sailom?

what?????

I-

wh

what????

I wasn't expecting a love triangle like this???

IM LITERALLY SO CONFUSED WHAT IS GOING ON

GIVE ME ANSWERS BITCH

dude.

DUDE.

D U D E

THE WAY THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM RN??????

ITS MAKING ME EVEN MORE CONFUSED

D U D E

YOU'RE FOCUSSING SO MUCH ON HIS LIPS THERE HAD TO BE A ZOOM IN SHOT

THERE IS NO HETERO EXPLANATION

I WAS SO SURE KANG WOULD REALISE HIS FEELINGS TODAY BUT ITS JUST GOTTEN SO BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT HIM

O K A Y

OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY

OKAY

ITS ALL GOOD

THANK GOODNESS

SO HE'S GONNA *PROPERLY* REALISE HIS FEELINGS NEXT WEEK AND HES GONNA DANCE AROUND TELLING HIM FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE AND THEN THEYRE GONNA KISS AT THE END GJREKDBG I CANT WAIT

im so proud of myself for being right about that. I predicted that they're gonna kiss next week. im so freaking awesome

in other news: I am not okay

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS: IT'S ONLY 1:45AM TODAY AND IVE ALREADY FINISHED, IM DOING BETTER THAN I DID LAST WEEK

goodnight folks, and keep breathing drts

peace out ✌️

#WAIT NO IM GOING AWAY FOR A WEEK STARTING TOMORROW AND THERE'S LITERALLY NO RECEPTION WHERE IM GOING #IM GONNA HAVE TO WATCH THE EPISODE LIKE A DAY LATE NOOOOO #quodekash disregards sleep because of dangerous romance #dangerous romance #dangerous romance series #dangerous romance the series #kanghansailom #kangsailom #sailomkanghan #sailomkang #perthchimon #chimonperth #chimon wachirawit #perth tanapon #view benyapa #marc pahun #win pawin #pawin kulkaranyawich #marcwin #winmarc #guynawa #nawaguy #guynava #navaguy

[shukakumoodboard]

anon i hope you are able to find this because you asked my original blog and i’m trying to stealthily migrate so my irls can't find me dkgjhfkjl

answers below the cut <3

would you like some fandomy thoughts?

1. list 3 positive things about your current fandom(s) [which ofc im answering for gaalee]

the discord i'm in for it is the highlight of my day and forms approximately 65% of my social life! who knew you could hyperfixate on some gay ninjas and as a result, end up visiting people irl and getting christmas cards and making incredible friends all over the world? pretty sure i have standing invites to homes in at least 3 different countries rn. incredible

fic quality is fuckin'. superior. and i'm not saying that because i write, i'm saying that as a reader. it's a smallish fandom and yet there's folks who can write full-length novels like @sagemoderocklee and @the-moss-project, people who can write every possible trope and au greyson's georg @ghoste-catte and @urieskooki and so many others i couldn't list them all. it's beyond obvious that the authors who write the gaalees are SO passionate about them. writers i lov you evryday

seguing from that into art!?!? pleas i have a dragon hoard of fanart only for my fics and there's over 100 pieces. A HUNDRED ARE TIOYU GIKISDINDIGME. giving u all a kissy rn. also the way i can get on discord and get immediately smacked in the face with bespoke paneenis liike every day help. gheelpp don't look at me. i will save my money and commission every one of u if its the last htign i do

2. a headcanon you weren’t sure about at first but have come to like!

oho! ready for this one? i was initially not super on board with hairy!lee. what was i on actually. me, a Wrong, and now i will purposefully include it in every fic as a sign of penance for my sins

3. answered!

4. say something nice about a ship you don’t ship (it can be another ship in your fandom, a mutual’s OTP, etc)

those who know me know that i strictly see leesaku as a brOTP, like those dudes are buddies to me. but that being said, i think leesaku as a romantic pairing is far healthier for sakura than her canon partner. lee is capable of so much love and forgiveness and they do parallel each other so much as the like... "underdog"/non-gifted member of their respective teams. she deserves love and support and understanding and lee would be genuinely ideal for it.

5. something you see in fics a lot and love

sunans (and team gai) being multilingual. oml one of my fave headcanons. you cannot tell me these different countries with different isolated villages are all casually speaking the same language when in big chunks of nart they didn't even like. get along properly. i loooove the concept of a shinobi common tongue and regional languages. further on that same thing, given team gai is pretty chinese-coded, i think it makes sense that they'd also be speaking another langauge, whether taught by gai or just because of their own independent histories or whatever. @sagemoderocklee has some truly stunning worldbuilding and it where i got my love for this hc from <3

6. something you see in art a lot and love

h-h-h-hHEIGHT DIFFERENCEEEEEEE

ok joking aside i refuse to believe gaara made it past like 5'3" that man did not sleep for his whole adolescence. conversely lee was probably on the Optimum Macros and that healthy eating would 100% contribute to maximum height gains etc. that man deserves to be 6 feet tall, that's my opinion and im right

thank you so much for the opportunity to gush about my blorbos <3

#gaalee #gaara #rock lee #team gai #leesaku #sakura haruno #fictalk #answers #writing gronp hours #also if anyone i @ed is like who dis itsa me kel

[s0urfangs]

H E N L O

3, 8, 11, 12 for the vampire ask game!!!

Everyone say hi to my new friend creaked.

ANYWAY I CAN FINALLY ANSWER THESE NOW I MADE A POST [here] EXPLAINING THE VAMPIRISM.

11. How much restraint do they have around blood?

He's convinced people he has more than he does, somehow. This is usually because he will just vibrate for 5 hours until sneaking off and savaging someone. hey man the uh. yeah your. guy just ate like 3 pact soldiers. ok now he's gonna eat you too, no witnesses. UNFORTUNATELY he's an assassin and great at hiding this around anyone he isnt close to! if youre close to him its…uhuoh. More of an issue. He's nearly killed Dralsin twice, and succeeded once.  

This was more of an issue when he was younger, and he does learn to tell people the signs and regulate better.

Blood is more of an issue in [RP]. Otherwise, from around LWS4 ish it's "do not give him the magic rocks. do not give him the magic rocks. under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Keep him AWAY from crazy powerful magical sources"

So that's hilarious. Especially with Aurene. This guy is trying to teach HER responsibility and how to share her magic? THEN SHE TEACHES HIM HOW TO CONSUME VOLATILE MAGIC? girl. It's a back and forth I think, of "hey be careful with absorbing god magic, Aurene." "Ok stop licking bloodstones then??" Like:

3. Are there perks that outweigh the condition, or is it too difficult to enjoy?

For Feds, the perks don’t outweigh the condition at all - although, you MIGHT have been able to convince him they did during HoT before he fully understood its nature.

-The fact he doesn’t really hear Mordy is the main one for him. After losing Dralsin to it and seeing Larry struggle so much, you can see how he might be convinced it's not so bad.

-In a similar vein, the fact mordrem ignore him. This is more obvious in [RP] AU, where he doesn’t have to deal with the egg and such - so he’s mostly undetected the entire time, and abuses this power to cause UTTER CHAOS and gather so, so much intel on one man reconnaissance missions. This idiot can walk straight into a mordrem camp. The pact both love this and are terrified by it.

-[RP] Uh. Hua thinks the biting is kinda hot I guess?? 

-Can tell u what vitamins ur deficient in lol

8. How do they feel about their condition as a whole?

It pisses him off. It annoys him. He HATES it because what the HELL was the purpose of that and is in a victim mindset for a long time. He gets more of a handle on that during HoT and steadily begins to accept it, and then- SLAP do you want a bloodstone explosion to drive you batshit insane. Oh yeah you do. 

After that? he feels like shit but everyone EXPECTS THINGS OF HIM and UGH!

Then LATER he’s all pleased he’s finally fixed it with a dragon but THEN people are like ummm now you used an elder dragon? thats terrifying and i do not trust you.

That? That is his tipping point. Because he has tried so so hard to keep it under wraps and under control and no matter what, someone seems to have an issue. So once again, acceptance. Finally. But, now in the way of: I’m gonna EAT SOMEONE and you better be OKAY WITH IT. FUCK YOU. Honestly outwardly copes with it really well, and it becomes very easy to accept it as part of him. He’s got a very good little trick going on here! Because it’s still volatile as fuck but he actually just stopped caring. It’s like… violent acceptance. He's getting there.

I figure he doesn't need to feed traditionally so much as of around LWS4 with Aurene sharing her command of magic and such, right? Here is how to EAT VOLATILE MAGIC and he's like oh cool. sick. I'm gonna dragon magic this crap away? Haven't thought on it more because I still have a lot of story to do, ngl.

12. I forgot the wording. A CURE? WELL

RP? yes. He started looking into it because he wanted back to feeding weekly instead of every damn 24 hours after @/alma-draws Morred swirled his got dam head around AGAIN. This is the FUNNIEST SHIT right now because it's @/kralkatorrik 's Tiyrnan having to deal with this. He's trying to give him Ley in slow release patch form rn. It's...going! it sure is. going.

It's not a cure, its a stopgap.  But!

Before this he was just eating really random magical stuff by the way. Until he thought hm. Maybe I should get help and not microdose on bloodstone and idk, chak organs.

#yes i have two aus dont worry bout THAAAT #also holy shit sorry i ranted. i dont even know if i answered the questions. OH WELL! #oc:fedsy #ocposting #ask game #gw2 #silvpost

[twinkskeletons]

what are some patrick manwhore moments that aren't from the sp era

ohh good question.. feel like no other era was quite as explicitly slutty but ill see what i can find :3

probably the most obvious example.. this was like proto soul punk im obsessed with the whole performance (heres a link to that too :] i looove gbs patrick sm)

austin we have a problem + that one part of hand of god of course ^_^ true classics

girl why are ur eyes rolling back into ur head. why are u singing it like that

much to think about here.. particularly this.. u_u

one of my fave ever pre h videos.. he looks so so good

and how could i forget dear dance dance demo.. should’ve kept more of this energy in the final version </3

drumming.. ough..

love love love when he screams and yells <3 soo important 2 me..

got to get the ancient texts in here. know ur herstory.

the elusive non soul punk era undone bowtie :3

think about him in this interview a lot… got the one with its own title and end credits since the original is age restricted lol

sp possession moment

monumentour did soo much 4 patrick girls godbles

another one :]

idc live always extremely good.. stand outs 2 me are this one 4 hatless + sweaty reasons u_u (and he forgets the lyrics and pete helps him which is cute :3) this one (iconic) and this like. hes so into it here hes giving us everything <3

also a big fan of 16 candles live :3 “get all the sighs and the moans just right” indeed…

#ybc and back to earth also filled with manwhore moments but i dont think i need to link to those we’ve all seen them #add whatever hes doing in the background of clothes off to this too. theres a video focusing on it which is like a historical artifact 2 me #answered #hope u enjoy these anon ^_^ and thank uuu i loove curating patrick links :] #fob #link

[ktlsyrtis]

How are you doing with this week’s big Picard reveal?

Oof, this week was a lot, friend!

(spoilers below the cut)

On paper, I hate the whole plot lol. The idea of Bev getting knocked up and then hiding away from all of her friends seems very out of character and deeply hurts my heart. (Not to mention that historically she's been sidelined as a mother figure waaaaay too much already)

But despite my misgivings, somehow they've sold me on it??

First off, Ed Speelers fucking killing it. I can't help but like what a spiky, sarcastic little asshole he is lol. And that conversation with Picard in the brig? O U C H

Will is, as always, a delight. Of course he's the first one to clock Jack's parentage. I love the way he calls Jean-Luc out on his ignoring the obvious, and how he cuts through all the bullshit and goes to get Bev to knock their heads together lol

And then there's Beverly and Jean-Luc. There aren't words for the emotion I felt seeing them on screen together again. Gates and Patrick still have that incredible chemistry and it shows. The fact that their first conversation in over 20 years was entirely wordless makes me truly unhinged lol. Not only do they communicate everything in that moment, they communicate it to us too - Beverly admitting the truth, the weight of the history between them, Jean-Luc's agony at the realization. One moment I especially liked was when JLP turned and said that they weren't handing Jack over. In the background you see Beverly smile and its like she knew that Jean-Luc would accept Jack immediately, that he would fight anyone and anything for his son.

In the end, my internal conflict over the plot isn't entirely gone, but it's definitely been minimized by everything we've seen so far. Plus, I'm truly convinced that there's way more going on here than Beverly just getting pregnant and running off. There are too many strange threads in the mix for me to take it at face value.

Basically I've been ride or die for Picard/Crusher for 30 some years and it shows no sign of stopping now, so I'm looking forward to seeing where this all goes 😄

#replies #not sure if this makes sense #its been a long weird week #anyway #thanks for the ask friend! #st:picard spoilers

[strywoven]

@crystalcracked has requested a story : i just wanted to protect you . // parti to kaen!

𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅.

With a guttural y o w l , the last Seeker topples to the ground , large paws outstretched and r e a c h i n g , digging deep furrows into the grass.  Even in its last moments , it never once pulls its gaze from the godling , ever-intent on retrieving its quarry and bringing it home ( whole or in pieces ) .  Shivering , Kaen looks away as the light in the beast’s jeweled eyes flickers and dims , its stony maw opening and closing in a last few resolute w h e e z e s before the magic livening its pulse – beating vibrantly through the gaps in its rock-faceted hide – dissipates , leaving the great golem to return to the earth as little more than overgrown , smoldering brambles and ash.  Once the tension in the air abates , Kaen heaves a heavy sigh of relief ( it’s done , it’s over with ) , and they find they are in part GRATEFUL that it is not them to kill the horde this time.  But they realize , suddenly , that Partitio now KNOWS … And knowing would likely come in tow with questions ; questions the doe did not feel inclined to answer.

Fear seizes them as they watch their friend survey the remains with a certain intrigue.  No , no , no — !  Nobody was supposed to get involved !  How could they have been so CARELESS as to let Partitio get tangled up in the mess – the outright , ongoing w a r – between them and their father ?  He’s too good a man for this ( for them , they correct themself ; they did not deserve him no matter what he says otherwise ) ; beyond that , he’s too good a friend.  How s t u p i d could they be to do this to him ⸺

⸺ And yet , as he turns back to them , he looks more ready than ever to stand WITH THEM rather than without.  But it made no sense.  When he extends a hand down to help them back to their feet , Kaen blinks at it like they’ve never seen such a gesture before ( & perhaps they haven’t , after all every other time was spent enduring everything alone ) .  Tentatively , they slip their hand in his and accept his help ( but the ego of a god still feels the sting ) .  Once upright , Kaen frowns , looking between him and the slowly dissolving corpses behind him.  ❝ Why ? ❞  Point and direct.  They clear their throat and – in realizing they still held onto his hand – pull their hand away , trying again , this time in a GENTLER TONE , ❝ Ah- Ah mean … Thanks.  Ye really ‘elped.  But- but why ?  Ye didnae ‘ave’ta do tha’. ❞

His answer serves to c o n f u s e them further ; he did it … Simply because he WANTED TO ?  Simply because … He CARED ?

❝ Protect … Me … ❞  Says the words with an OBVIOUS BITTERNESS , pronounces them as if they make little sense , like they taste rather queer on the tongue.  Ears lower , brows knit together.  All too quickly their mind wants to reject the idea , regarding the notion as YET ANOTHER LIE spun by the miserable life they’ve been forced to live with.  But is it so hard to consider that , just this once , it might be the t r u t h ( & when have they ever known him to lie ? who are they to doubt him when all he’s ever been is honest & kind ? )— Kaen shakes their head , looking up at him again.  ❝ Well , Ah … ❞ At a loss , clearly , UNUSED to such treatment.  Despite themself , they feel … Strangely flustered , almost , an odd bit of a fluttering in their breast ( he cares ! sings that broken-noted bird , he cares , you see , he cares for me ! ) .  ❝ Jus’ dun’ get hurt , a’right ?  An’ dun’ do anythin’ t o o heroic ! ❞  Arms cross , head tosses as they feign a colder , more dismissive air.  ❝ Ah cannae be takin’ care o’ yer dumb ass ‘cause ye got hurt o’er me ! ❞

#❧ ⸺ how can ( queue ) say there is no story here ? ❞ #❧ ⸺ ch. kaen | answered ❞ #❧ ⸺ ch. kaen | verse i: main ❞ #crystalcracked #crystalcracked | partitio

[lesbiancarat]

.

#i might delete this later bc i usually dont like complaining when it doesnt accomplish anything #and this is a situation none of us can really do anything about #id like to preface this by saying just bc i complain about h*be doesnt mean it has anything to do w the other artists under h*be #this is something thats bothered me for a while but the feelings got renewed today #bc it was revealed that svts jp activities will now be handled by plds + h*be jp rather than pledis + lawson ent #bc of this l&l (sort of a paid jp fancafe) is also ending. and its a shame bc lawsons jp promotions were actually really good #and many carats love l&l and it even became a lot more popular recently bc it was the only content we got during svts sort of hiatus #what im annoyed about and have been frustrated w since the aquisition is h*be doesnt seem to care for fans at all #as far as i know they treat svt themselves well and thats all well and good but as fans we deserve more respect than to be exploited for $ #like h*be also made merch more expensive (including making the online concerts rediculously expensive); shut down ssp; & the mbc issue #also i hate to complain but yesterday did leave a bad taste in my mouth and i couldnt figure out what it was until i saw other ppl talk #bc its Not the fact that svt didn't release a longer vid. last year was a milstone year so i didnt expect as much #and im obsessed w the acousitic version of all my live anyway. but its the fact there were 2 vids promoting the annie merch #but not even a 10 min live from the boys. and im not saying its h*bes fault they didnt go live maybe theyre busy w the cb #but the way things played out it felt there was more focus on the merch aspect than actually celebrating w the boys #even if u disagree w any one of these things/think its not h*bes fault or nbd it doesnt matter if u look at the bigger picture #there are actually more complaints about h*be that i personally dont think is their doing like seasons greeting and gose timeslot #but if u look at all of it on the whole its obvious h*be has no consideration for carats feelings and only wants to make money #and obv plds wants to make $ too theyre a company. but it always felt like they were just running a business while h*be feels exploitative #like the moments when plds wanted to make $ at carats expense happened sometimes but w h*be it feels like standard practice u know? #ive always trusted cheol/svt to try and stand up for themselves and us and i stilk do. but how much of a say do they rly have in h*be #cheol has built a relationship w hss and pledis staff for years + svt had the leverage of being plds's main money maker #h*be has more shareholders to please and while svt is still a big money maker h*be has a lot of assets so svt doesnt have as much leverage #dont get me wrong im not worried at all about h*be disbanding svt or anything like that svt is still a big $ maker #+ theyll fight tooth and nail before getting disbanded. as i said before im not worried atm about how the members are treated under h*be #but i worry they might have lost some of their ability to fight for us carats #like i said im not necessarily this upset over any one issue but all of these issues show to me that h*bes only priority is making money #theres no balance bt making money + pleasing fans. or at least not enough #and im scared about the future implications of that. what other things will be sacrificed in the name of h*be making money? #melia.txt

[serxeinxx]

Florist bakugou!— ; a headcanon!

↻featuring:: our beloved florist! Bakugouuu

↻paring:: fem!reader x florist!bakugou [quirklessAU]

↻wc:: 787

↻a/n:: it's been a while guys!! How r u guys?? + remember when i said about making florist!bakugou happen?? THIS IS IT >:)) + im back :v + it was earlier than i expected ;-;

(e/c): eye color ; (h/c): hair color

↻BAKUGOU;;

— he was surprised to himself that he, THE GREAT ALMIGHTY BAKUGOU KATSUKI would be a florist someday. Sure, all of his life was filled with anger, him being bratty in his whole life, and being just a petty person.

— his friends we're surprised that he has a floral shop just on his own. Deku couldn't believed it. even his own MOTHER TOO. don't get me wrong, mitsukia and masaru supported him.

: "you gotta be kidding me katsuki?!"— that what mitsuki commented when he said that he has a floral shop.

: "really kacchan? that's cool! who would've that a person like you would—" "GO TO HELL!" "—i was praising you!"

— after that happened, bakugou was forced to apologize, by his mom of course.

— okay, after he setted down on his little flower shop, he didn't expected to be this successful. since it's a flower shop, people wouldn't mind of it. But oh boy, he was wrong.

— everyday, people would come here to take a good look on the flowers, making resevations, and purchasing it. His friends would come and visit him.

: "i think your business was booming could be two things. ONE, the flowers. or the most obvious reason why, number TWO, your hot looks!" — it's something kaminari would say and kirishima agreeing to it.

— bakugou would be an actual nerd to the scientific names of the flowers. It would irritate him if someone said the wrong pronounciations. he's a fucking PERFECTIONIST after all.

: "acting like ya know the flower's name— just buy it already!"

— time skip for his business. Months has passed, his little shop became a well-known one in musutafu. A huge thanks to his friends, people slowly got to know his shop.

*cling!*

— a sound from the little bell caught his attention. There you enter his own shop. The hem of your summer dress sways along with the small wind. And a pair of (e/c) obrbs scanning the shop.

: "uhm, do you.. work here?", you asked.

: "ha? I'm the fucking owner of this shop. What do you want?"

— he cursed himself for saying that. he didn't mean it. but it can't be helped since its was a stupid question. For him. You walked around the shop to see what you're looking for.

— bakugou was curious on what what flower you we're looking for. his eyes widened to see the tsubaki (camellia).

: "i'll be taking that.", you pointed at it.

— bakugou grabbed a couple of them and give them to you. Imagining giving you one of his best flowers and— hold the fuck up. Why was he thinking 'bout that someone he just met?

— he gave you the flowers that you needed. The way you hand bruhed on his, made a small current of electric feeling flowed through his hand.

— he needs to do it. It's now or never.

: "uh, sorry for being rude to you earlier.", bakugou started.

: "seriously it's okay. That was kind of a dumb question anyways", you laughed.

: "say, are ya single?— i mean- fuck."

— you looked at him, facing on the wall, coveing his his with his hands. You tilted your head to beagn to process what he said.

— you gave him a small chuckle to which he turned around to look at you chuckling.

: "i'm single. i'm l/n y/n. What's your name?"

: "bakugou katsuki.", he answered.

— his name was quite familiar to you. You slammed your hands on the counter to make him jolt in a sudden movement you made.

: "wait- you're the, bakugou? That famous kid on highschool?"

— what the fuck. That's what bakugou would think right now.

: "i didn't realized it sooner. Man, what a bummer.", you added.

: "-so you're sayin' that you and i are on the same school?", he asked and you nodded.

: "yep! I heard of you. Like a lot. Girls in ny class used to talk about how hot u we're-"

— in just an instant, you face became red. Bakugou saw it. HIS SMIRK GREW as he looked at you feeling embarrassed. Now it was your turn to turn around and cover your face in both hands.

: "n-now that i have the f-flowers, i gotta go!", you tried to reason to go away.

— he can't let you go that easily. not a single chance. he never had this funny and fuzzy feeling on his life. why would he let that go?

: "come on, it's not that i would bite you or anything geez. How about this, let's have a date or a hang out. Sounds good?"

— you couldn't answer.

: "i'll take that silence as a yes.", he smirked. "saturday, 10 am. Same place. And don't be late."

— with a sudden meeting of you and bakugou, who would ever miss the chance?

© 2021 maialoveskatsuki. All Rights Reserved. Do not repost. Do not plagiarize.

↻tags!::

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#🍽.made with love #bnha #mha #bakugou katsuki #bnha bakugou #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou #bnha fanfiction #bakugou headcanons #bakugou imagine #bakugou fanfiction #bnha fluff #bakugou fluff

[i-write-boop-spoops]

N Harmonia Fluff Alphabet

One anon asked for an N fluff alphabet and another asked for just any N content, so I hope this sates you both!

Not proof read so rip me

Enjoy!

A = Activities (what do they like to do with their s/o? how do they spend their free time?)

Rather expectantly, N loves looking after Pokemon with you! Whether you’re playing with, feeding or tending to them, he really enjoys seeing you being so sweet and kind to cute little mons and giant scary monsters alike.

He also loves just snuggling up with you and playing with each other’s’ hair. He really cherishes that kind of gentle, intimate affection.

Other than that, he really enjoys doing mundane things with you, stuff like going grocery shopping, cleaning the house, gardening etc, even before you live together. There’s something very comforting about it.

Oh, and he loves dancing with you!

B = Beauty (what do they admire about their s/o? what do they think is beautiful about them?)

He admires your kindness obviously, but also your determination and resilience! He thinks you’re so strong, and in turn, it emboldens him too!

As for physical beauty? He loves your smile, even just a little quirk of your lips makes him so happy. It’s just so precious!

C = Comfort (how do they help their s/o when they feel down? what makes them feel better?)

N isn’t the best at this kind of stuff, but he definitely tries his best to offer you support. Usually he just sits with you and lets you vent, or cry into his shoulder, often bringing a cute pokemon with him to cheer you up. He also likes bringing you on walks, hoping it might clear your head.

His words of affirmation, though few, are quite powerful, so you know he means them.

When he’s sad, he’d like to be treated in a similar fashion, just quiet support and cute Pokemon

D = Dreams (how do they picture their future with their s/o and in general?)

N doesn’t really know how he wants his life to go, the only thing he’s certain of is that he wants to continue improving the relationships between humans and Pokemon, and that he wants to be with you for the rest of time.

E = Equal (are they the dominant one in the relationship or are they rather passive?)

Due to his lack of experience, he’s definitely more on the passive side, preferring to let you take the lead when it comes to dates and stuff. Though he has no problem asserting himself (gently) if he wants to do something else instead.

F = Fight (how quick are they to forgive their s/o? what are they like in an argument? who says sorry first?)

N hates fighting with you, absolutely despises it, so he tends to avoid it when he can. Inevitably, like in all relationships, you end up in a few spats. He’s never mean to you, but he does try talk over you and has a habit of just walking out instead of working out the issue right away. Really he just goes for a walk to calm him down, and he’s usually back in an hour or two, but you probably don’t solve your disagreement until the next day.

He finds it quite easy to admit fault and apologise, so you don’t have to weasel a ‘sorry’ out of him. And due to his earnest nature, you know he means it.

G = Gifts (what kind of things do they gift to their s/o? are they spontaneous or do they stick to special events like anniversaries?)

When N gives a gift, most of the time, he doesn’t even realise it. He just sees something he thinks you’d like and just gives it to you without a second thought. Usually it’s pretty flora or candy, occasionally it’s a plush. Sometimes you get gifts very often, sometimes it’s weeks, maybe months, between each present.

H = Heart Eyes (what are they like in love? is it obvious to others? how do they express their love? do they brag about their s/o to others?)

N can be described as blissfully confused when in love. So soft and blushy and not totally sure what he’s feeling, but he sure does love it, and you. His Pokemon friends pick up on it immediately and root for the two of you.

Unintentionally brags. He just thinks you’re swell and tends to bring that up often, but he’s not trying to gloat.

I = Impression (what first attracted them to their s/o? how accurate was their first impression to how their s/o actually is?)

You seemed to handle that little joltik so carefully as you returned it to its mother galvantula, without an ounce of fear or malice in your eyes, and truly only kindness in your heart. It made him feel so at ease, like he had found a kindred spirit.

Not only was he right, he also found his soulmate too,

J = Jealousy (do they get jealous easily? how do they deal with it?)

N doesn’t quite understand jealousy. Like, you love each other, what does he have to worry about? He likes your friends a lot, and he finds anybody who tries to flirt with you more annoying than anything else

K = Kiss (are they a good kisser? what was their first kiss like? where do they kiss the most?)

At the beginning, N’s kisses are sweet but awkward, he’s so new to it, so he’s a bit afraid he might make a mistake. As your relationships progresses though, he becomes more comfortable and confident with it, and kisses reflect that, so soft and caring and full of meaning

I did a whole thing about N and kissing here

L = Little Things (what are the little things they love about their s/o? are they attentive?)

Really what doesn’t he love? It’s not that he puts you on a pedestal, he just genuinely finds you amazing and he loves you so much

M = Marriage (do they want to get married? how do they propose? what would the wedding be like?)

N doesn’t feel the need to marry you, as long as you’re in love, that’s what matters to him, a piece of paper doesn’t make it any more valid than it is in his eyes.

That being said, if you want to get married, he’s down for it, but don’t expect anything sappy or traditional. No proposal, no huge event, just the two of you exchanging heartfelt vows at the courthouse, with matching rings.

N = Nicknames (what do they call their s/o? what do they get called?)

He doesn’t really use nicknames, just the occasionally “Love” or “Dear”

On the flipside, he loves your nicknames for him. Some of his favourites are “Cutie”, “Sweetie”, “Greenie” and “Nat”

O = Open (do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? is it easy for them to share?)

While I wouldn’t say N is an open book, he doesn’t really hide things from you. He tells you how he feels without much fanfare, and you’re made aware of his past quite early on, even before you started dating.

P = Pancakes (are they a good cook? how often do they cook for their s/o? breakfast in bed or fancy dinner dates?)

N’s actually pretty good at cooking, and tends to cook pretty often, especially when you’re on the road together. His meals are simple and comforting, sometimes spicy, lots of soups and curries and rice.

Since he’s vegetarian, he prefers to cook for the two of you instead of going out, since most restaurants don’t have great options for him. That being said, if you find a place with a good menu, he’s totally down to take you there.

Q = Quirk (a random quality/ability that is beneficial to their relationship.)

N does not understand the concept of BS, so you don’t have to worry about playing weird mind games to find out what he really wants. As a result, your relationship is quite chill

R = Romance (how romantic are they? are they cliché or creative?)

Again, he’s not traditionally romantic, but he does care about you quite a lot and loves making you smile. And while it doesn’t say “I love you” very often, he means it, and that is a lot more valuable than any serenade or flower bouquet

S = Sleep (who falls asleep first? do they need their s/o close to them? do they have any bad habits?)

If you play with his hair, he’s out like a light. While he’s cuddles are lax and loose when he’s awake, he hugs you like a teddy when he’s fast asleep.

His sleep routine is shit though.

T = Thrill (do they need to spice up their relationship with new things or do they stick to a routine? how often do they do new things?)

N loves the cosiness of domestic mundanity, so it’s safe to say he likes to play it, well, safe. It gives him a sense of comfort and stability that he really appreciates.

U = Unity (did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? what traits do they share?)

Through being with you, N learns to be more attentive and emotional (in a healthy way), and to appreciate humans even more. He also feels more human too.

While you already loved Pokemon, he makes you see how truly amazing and special they are, and treat them even better than you did before.

V = Value (how important is their relationship to them? what is it worth compared to other things in their life?)

Your relationship is very important to him, but deep down, you know his love for Pokemon trumps his love for you. Though it never causes an issue with you

W = Wild Card (a random fluff headcanon.)

Likes to make matching flower crowns for the two of you and whatever Pokemon you’’re with at the time!

X = XOXO (do they like to kiss and cuddle? are they upfront about their relationship or rather shy when in public?)

N loves fluttery kisses and really tender hugs and cuddles, ones when you’re loosely tanged together and gently stroking each other’s skin.

He is not a PDA person at all, besides holding your hand and the occasional kiss. Some of it is shyness, but it’s mostly because he doesn’t feel the need to prove your relationship to anyone. He doesn’t use affection lightly.

Y = Yearning (how do they cope when they spend time away from their s/o? do they miss their s/o?)

He’s pretty okay on his own, since he’s quite used to it, but he does still miss you a lot. He finds comfort in things that remind you of him, a certain scent, a flower, a sound, even a Pokemon, it makes him feel like you’re with him

Z = Zoo (do they have pets? do they want some in the future?)

N doesn’t have any pets, mainly because he thinks Pokemon are friends. How many Poke-friends does he have? Too many for even him to count. My man radiates serious Disney Princess energy with the way Pokemon seem to flock to him.

That being said, he’s not against good people having Pokemon as pets, so if you have pokemon, you know he’ll be the best dad to them ever.

#n harmonia #n harmonia x reader #natural harmonia gropius x reader #natural harmonia gropius headcanons #natural harmonia gropius #n harmonia headcanon #n harmonia headcanons #fluff #request

[2ynjns]

enhypen with a cute and small s/o headcanon

pairings: ot7 x gn!reader

word count:

notes: fluff!

request states “enha reaction to a short and cute s/o please thank you"

heeseung

this boy is tall and we all know that

so comparing to u he could come off as a giant

he also gives off domestic vibes

a whole boyfriend material

he doesn’t really give off clingy vibes but with you it’s different

he would protect you at all cost

but it’s not obvious

he would watch you from afar while you do something by yourself but as soon as he sees you struggle he would immediately help you

"i got it i got it"

he doesn’t baby you in public but he babies you SOOO much when you’re alone

he teases you yet he’s so sweet about it at the same time

would call you cute names like “little one” or “little kitten” because you remind him of a small cat

jay

oh my goodness

YOURE HIS BABY PERIOD

he would baby you every single time it actually gets tiring

you’re so small comparing to him his favorite thing he always does is carrying you

either like a baby or giving you piggy back rides

he teases you because when you sit on the chair, your feet doesn’t reach the floor

would always compare his height from yours

then you’d get pissed

"jay shut up" 👊

like damn he didn’t need to slap it on you that you're short af tf

besides that tho he loves cuddling with you because you’re like a little doll

although you're adorably cute you two always fight and wrestles

and though you're smol you'd always win

and you're convinced that he purposely lets you win bc he's strong af but bc you're his someone ofc he's gonna give you the W

jake

the sweetest boy EVER??

he doesn't tease you about your height!!

mainly because he doesn't want you to get insecure or he doesn't want you to feel bad about your height

he would look at you with so much sparkles in his eyes

like that "omg you're so heckin adorably smol" typa in love look

just like other bfs out there, he would help you reach high stuff

and he's not gonna be a jerk about it

he is genuinely sooo nice

giggles at every single little adorable thing you do

one time you sneezed, tho no matter if it was an ugly sneeze or a cite sneeze,,, he giggles so much

its kinda concerning

"hehehee you're so cute"

"i'm literally having terrible allergies and you're calling that cute??"

but whatever right thats okay

as long as you make him happy,

you'd sneeze from allergies from him i guess 🙄

sunghoon

like jake, he would look at you with heart eyes

but he wouldn't make it too obvious like heeseung

one time you're playing on your phone sitting on the floor

and sunghoon was just watching you from the couch all smiling by himself

like little smirk/smile that he does

sunghoon simp wbk

"AARRRGGGHHH I LOST AGAIN FFFFFF" you screamed

and the way you screamed was so cute

you looked like this: ╰（‵□′）╯

then you heard sunghoon giggling so hard

then he sat on the floor with you and rubbed the back of your head

"you lost again?"

then you pout "yes >:("

he giggles again then he pulls you into a hug

"it's okay, i'll teach you"

then he pulls you it between his lap and you'd hold the phone together

sunoo

ayo

is a baby himself

a whole babie couple

if you're whiny, he's even whinier

and shy af

but thats okay because you guys are the cutest couple

so many cuddle and cheek kiss exchange

a day of you hanging out with each other consists of you cuddling or doing home activities

and because you're cute like him yet tinier

imo sunoo appears to be smaller than he actually is

because we all know this boy is TALL

he's 5'10 and you're def WAY shorter than 5'10, it hurts

regardless, your height we would cling on you in every way possible

he would cling on you like a koala, or he'll cling on you like a lost child

like i said earlier, babier than you

but thats okay because his hugs and cuddles make up for it.

jungwon

LOVES TO TEASE YOU

like jay, but worse

he could be sweet but he's definitely meaner than sweet

"HAHAHA YOU'RE SO SHORT >:D"

you'd look at him like (｡•́︿•̀｡)

puppy eyes

look jungwon you made your baby sad HHH hHH HH H H h h H

he's immediately apologize

"i didn't mean it !! o(TヘTo)"

you'd just sit there hugging your knees because he made you sad

then he's feel even worse

"i'm sorrryyyyy" (ಥ﹏ಥ)

you'd resort to making yourself feel better and the other members are gonna notice

"don't make y/n sad! you're a bad bf!" heeseung would tease

aaaargghh

anyways he'd treat you out because he made you super sad

buuuTTTT he's def gonna film you eating bc,,, well you're cute

duh

ni-ki

HELLO???

this boy is yoUNG but TALL

it doesn't matter if you're older or younger than him but he's more like a clueless bf

so he would treat you normally

yes you're short, but he's not gonna discriminate you bc of it HJSBDd

a sweet baby

"do you want to eat?" "do you need help?" "do you need to grab it? i can help you."

would tease you a *little* bit

"look, you're not even past my shoulders hehehe"

gets a crispy smack from you

your tall giant helper

"ni-ki, can you get the plate for me?" "ni-ki, can you reach the frame?" "ni-ki--"

"okay okay i got it"

would compare heights

no matter what

he will not be fazed, there's no day when he WONT compare height

"do you sleep? i heard sleep helps."

"shut up riki, just 'cause youre tall youre gonna treat me like this... AND YES I DO SLEEP"

#enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen scenarios #jungwon #heeseung #jay #jake #sunghoon #sunoo #ni ki #jungwon imagines #heeseung imagines #jay imagines #jake imagines #sunghoon imagines #sunoo imagines #ni ki imagines #enhypen fluff #enhypen headcanons

[rykno-gs]

Snalentines - 2022

well i dont actually have a title for this fic, but if i had to give one, ild say its smth like: sniffles and cuddles

anyway this is 1.8k words of a tartali snz fic i wrote for my assigned buddy, @bubblemudkips

hope its okay that i @-ed you

hope i did ok and enjoy :> (its abit suggestive but otherwise sfw)

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It was late when Zhongli finally heard the jingle of keys from the front door. Childe has been due to come back more than four hours ago. Outside, he could see the shadows of the already rising sun, indicating just how late his partner was.

Appearing by the front door in seconds, Zhongli waited for the sound of locks turning, the door sliding open before he tackled the man behind it. Being the taller of the two, Zhongli’s chin naturally rested atop the head of messy orange hair, which he realised seconds later, felt warmer than usual.

Childe was also seemingly avoiding eye contact.

“Xiansheng.. I’m home!” The voice coming from under him sounded tired, relieved, like he had ran a marathon. But the Northland bank wasn’t that far away from their shared apartment, was it?

Zhongli shook his head, leading Childe into the house. “Welcome home, dear. How was work today?”

Childe breathed a sigh. Good, he didn’t notice.

“It was f- fine. Just some letters I needed to w- write. Documents to fill up, you know? Those kept me u- up all day.” Childe replied, still not willing to look Zhongli in the eye. 

He knew if he did, he’d get seen right through -- the wastebasket full of used tissues that still sat in his office was much more of an indication than anything else. But as long as he plays it smart, Childe thinks, he’d be able to fool the other.

He received a small hum in reply as the front door was re-locked. “Are you hungry then? There is food leftover from dinner.”

Childe nodded, raising his fist to hide a sniffle as he sat on the couch. Now that he wasn’t hunched over his desk with a pen in hand, exhaustion was starting to catch up. Smiling as he watched Zhongli head to the kitchen to heat up the food, he closed his eyes for a moment, thinking a light rest won’t hurt.

-

Zhongli knew something was wrong. How could ne have missed it? The way CHilde refused to look at him, the way Childe had not kissed him the second he came home, and the subtle sniffing that came from the couch. It was pretty obvious, if not confirmed when--

“Het- sHhw! HaHh- NgHt’ sh!” 

-- he heard a restrained double coming from the living room, followed by a sigh and a wet sniffle. Maybe heating up leftover dinner wouldn’t be such a good idea.. 

Opening the fridge, Zhongli took out some herbs and chicken, beginning to make a dish he hasn’t put together in years, tweaking it a little to suit Childe’s taste.

-

It was a little nudge that woke the sleeping one up. Stirring, Childe let out a stuffy sniffle, blinking his eyes against the sunlight. “Huh..? It’s mo’ning already?” He mumbled, voice thick with congestion. He shuffled between the couch cushions, wanting nothing more than to go back to sleep. His eyes focused on Zhongli “H- How long was I out fore?” 

“Not too long.” The warm reply came. “You came home really late today, so the sun is already starting to rise.” 

“Ouh..” Childe’s eyes shifted to the bowl being pushed towards him. It was then he remembered that Zhongli was going to heat up some food for him. It looked like soup, liquidy and steaming. At that moment, Childe realised just how hungry he really was.

“C’mere, I’lll feed you.” Zhongli said, bringing a steady spoon up to the other’s lips. “Careful, it’s a little hot.”

Trembling lips wrapped around the ceramic spoon as Childe tried the food. He wasn’t going to admit it, but the warmth of the dish was exactly what he had been craving for the whole day. And despite how numb his tastebuds were, he could still tell it was really good.

A sniffle. “Xiansheng.. this is delicious! Where did you buy it from? ..snf- Chef Mao’s new recipe maybe? It’d tastes r’ly.. snf.. good!” 

Shit. He needed to blow his nose badly. It was going to start dripping if he didn’t.

Zhongli laughed softly, noticing Childe’s twitching nose but chose not to comment on it. (He wanted to see how long his darling could hold for). “Really Childe. Can’t even recognise your own boyfriend’s cooking,” he smirked, eyeing the other. “Something wrong with your sense of taste maybe..?”

He was replied with a little choke. “No..! Of course not, hahhha, my.. snff- senses work just fine! Heh- say, Xiansheng, how come you never.. snf- cooked this b’fore?” it was getting harder and harder to contain the dribble he could feel coming out of his nostril. It wasn’t quite showing right now, but it would if he continued to do nothing about it.

A quick swipe of his glove to the nose seemed to do the trick, but as Childe quickly realised seconds later, that came with its own drawbacks..

“Hh.. hEh- shHNght! Haah- sHXgnTt!!” He could feel the slight spray upon the uncovered part of his wrist. Childe cringed, but prepared himself for another -- “Hihh- nGHxt! Hh.. hih! ..snf.. s- Hah- HheH! HAhh- ShXnHT- ‘iiew!!” the last one, uncontained and a little louder than he had hoped.

Zhongli watched on in slight amusement. He never really had a thing for mortal illnesses, but seeing Childe in such a state made him feel very interested indeed. But his needs could wait. Childe should, and would, always come first.

“Bless you.” He answered carefully. “Well, the reason why i do not cook this dish often is because its ingredients contain many herbs that have medicinal properties.” he looked at Childe meaningfully. “Meant to treat common colds or a slight flu.”

The other instantly blushed, looking away. “I.. I don’t see w- why I would need that.. I’m fine.. really..”

“Oh? Then what were those sneezes just now?” 

Hearing the question made Childe feel called-out, as if he had got caught doing a bad thing, but he shook his head. “T- Those? Ahahh, those were just my uh.. my.. a- allergies, yeah..” 

Zhongli’s eyes widened with false surprise. “Allergies?” He said, amused. “Whatever are you allergic to?”

“I uh..” Childe hadn’t thought his lie would get to this point. Panicking, his mind whizzed with excuses and things to get himself scott free. Then, he remembers-- “Silk flowers! I’m allergic to s.. Sehh- eh..sHshew!!.. snf- silk flowers.. yeah!”

“Hm?” Zhongli raised an eyebrow, willing to play along. “You might not know this, baobei, but the daily perfume that I spray on has a strong extract of silk flower essence in it. From the way you cuddle and nuzzle at me all day, why are your ‘allergies’ only acting up now?” 

Childe’s eyes fill with panic. “Oh! Is that s- so..? Hhaha, I must’ve mixed up my f- flowers! heh.. it’s.. it’s Gaze lilies! Yeah, I’m hella allergic to t- tHho- hAh.. SscH’iew!! snf- srry..”

“Gaze lilies?” Zhongli asked, a small smile on his face. “I remember very clearly that we once went on a date to a place with many gaze lilies, you were even the one who suggested that we go there-”

“It’s Qingxin! I remember now! There, I’m allergic to Qinxin flowers!” Childe interrupted, proud that he had finally found a-

“But Qinxins are awfully far from Liyue Harbour itself, Childe. Surely if you had stayed in your office all day like you claimed..” 

His face falls. He’s been caught. Dragged up and backed into a corner by Zhongli. He knows it. There was no escape now. He might as well surrender himself into the arms of his partner.

Deep down inside, Childe had been craving to be cared by Zhongli when his cold had started catching up to him. Stifling into tissues within the cold walls of his office, suffering all alone. But it was.. embarrassing.. to say the least, being so vulnerable in front of anyone.

But he wasn’t with just anyone. He knew Zhongli would take special care of him until he was better. Weighing his chances, he figures it won’t hurt to just.. 

“Fine.” Childe said with a pathetic sniffle. “I’m sick, not feeling well, whatever..”

“No need to be so shy about it beloved..” Zhongli cooed, happy that his partner was finally willing to give himself up. “I’ll take good care of you alright? I promise.. Now come sit on my lap.. I’ll help you finish the soup I made.”

-

An hour and a dozen sneezes later, the both of them lay on their shared bed, huddled together, Childe’s overused nose pressed up against Zhongli’s warm body. They had long ran out of tissues, with the way Childe was going through them, sneeze after sneeze.

“Ssnuff.. ugh- what did you do again..?”

“Rub mint on my chest.” 

“Mmh.. snff- than’k you.”

“Welcome..” Zhongli whispered, trailing soft, comforting kisses down Childe’s neck. He pecked once at Childe’s warm forehead, and once on his flushed cheek. And with a cheeky smile, grazed his lips upon the other’s bright crimson nose.

The response was immediate.

“Ack! Hh- Zhongli! Wha- hIH- ssHie’w!! WHatcha do thaA- hh.. snGH- iew!! -that for?!” Childe pressed his nose into the crook of Zhongli’s shoulder, the sneezes breaking his sentence and frame.

“Just kissing the places I love kissing you the most..” Zhongli mumbled, a dumb smile on his face when he felt the strong, wet impact upon his shoulder as Childe let out a few rather.. unrestrained sneezes.

“Oh.. hh.. Hah- sHIEW!! ..ugh.. snuff- ..so’ srry Xiansheng.. I’m.. snf- being so g’ross..”

“You’re not.” Zhongli replied with a well-hidden shudder.

“Snf.. alright.. if you say so.. ahh.. Aw shit.. you’re gonna catch m.. my.. Hih- XxNghtt!! - cold.. snf..” This time, Childe directed the spray to the back of his hands, eyes squeezed shut and nose scrunched up.

“I w- won’t mind that..” Zhongli breathed, his wavering voice betraying some of his inner feelings.

Childe stared at his partner carefully, seeing an expression that Zhongli barely wore on his face-- a look of soft lust. Ah.. Zhongli.. of all people.. who would’ve thought.. a new excitement ran through his body. Maybe.. he’d be able to uncover a hidden part of Zhongli that only he would ever see.. 

One step at a time..

He began with a sniffle. “So.. Xiansheng.. I couldn’t help but notice you missed a spot just now.” Seeing his lover’s confused face, he continued. “You know? When you were kissing my cheeks and neck, and.. nose..” From the corner of his eye, Childe saw Zhongli blush slightly. So he continued. “You missed a spot.”

“...? “

“Between my legs..” 

“Ajax!!” Zhongli choked out, face as flushed as Childe’s (except he didn’t have a fever). “I.. I.. wHat?!” 

Childe bursts out laughing, burying his face into the folds of the other’s clothes, breathing in the soft scent of silk flowers. “I’m joking Zhongli! Well.. half-joking. We can make out when I’m better. Or..” He throws a sideways glance.

“Or..?”

“Or unless you’d want to make out when I.. Hh- hIH.. hAH- ZCHh’ HuU! ugh.. snff.. when I’m still sn- Hh.. sneezing non-stop..” 

“A.. Ajax!” 

“Hahhahh, Your choice!”

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hppy valentines everybodyy :D

#genshins impak #zhwonkli #chield #snz #snz fic #HAPPY VALENTINES DAY #hope this was ok hhh #i was deciding whether to type on google docs or here #tumblr win because i prefer the formating #:D #for mudkip #tartatatali #mywritting #ryk.fic