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weabooweedwitch · 6 months

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Most women your age are getting married and starting their families and you've never even had a bf 🤡 it's so over for you better get used to coping with ur crippling loneliness with maladaptive daydreaming, yandere asmr videos, drugs and self-insert fanfic because that's all you'll ever have now. Your youth is gone and you're still fat af even after you lost weight (probably gained it all back by now lmao). You could have made something of urself whem you were 20 by losing weight and going to college but instead you laid around and wasted all of your youth and now it's too late. No man will ever want to deal with your baggage of being poor, old, unwanted, uneducated (lmao how do I have more education than you and I'm 10 years younger? dumbass doesnt even have her GED), cringey age-inappropriate hobbies, mentally ill and not even having the decency to go to therapy and take meds, fat, ugly face, loser and loner with no irl friends, crazy family, looking old for your age, whored yourself out on a sugar daddy website, rotten teeth due to your own laziness, thinning frizzy hair and gross bulky glasses, drug addicted alcoholic who's probably going to be homeless for the majority of her life, mean person attacking minor aged rape victims like jesus christ you're so fucking worthless SO many red flags so much baggage no-one will ever want to deal with that. You don't even know how worthless you are

You know, every time you send me a message like this, I think of the person from your friend group who came forward a while back. You know, the one you don't like to acknowledge tried to apologize on your behalf. Anyways, every time you insult my appearance I just think of what your friend said

So i get it sweetie, youre mad at mommy and daddy and you're lashing out. That's why half the time you're repeating things i previously said back to me and parroting shallow insults with a very small vocabulary. The second i call you fatherless, you call me fatherless. I use thw word maladaptive and, suddenly you know that word too and juat HAVE to use it as well. I get it. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

You're honestly just making yourself look so pitiable. You realize you've already painted yourself as such a dumb jackass that every single time you do this I basically just laugh and ignore you, and then people who know me and are friends or WANT TO be friends with me see how you treat me publicly and they all say "yeah wow who's this absolutely demonic little cunt acting like this without any reason". Like. What is the end goal here. Making yourself look as petty and stupid as possible. Meanwhile, what did someone else in your friend group say? The ones you lied to? Including Callie, the actual victim whose trauma you're basically trying to appropriate for yourself

Anyways yeah I just wanted to like show you the actual screenshots of the conversation I had with your friend back in June, which also to everyone else, yeah June, that's when she lied to her own friends and said she would stop doing this. She lied to her friends because all of them told her this was making them massively uncomfortable, so now she's. Being an internet troll in secret behind their backs 😂 they were going to tattle on you to your mom so you lied so they wouldn't check tumblr anymore because you're such a weird angry little freak that this has become a hobby for you

I'm sad? I'M sad? I don't even know your fucking name meanwhile you've scrolled through all of my blogs repeatedly for months cataloging details about me for the sheer purpose of trying to poorly insult me.

Like genuinely 90% of the reason I'm answering this is to basically wave a flag saying "hey everyone if you've ever seen or received weird asks of photoshopped porn of me or pictures of my actual family taken from their facebooks or saw the transphobic racist fake dating profile she made with one of my selfies or you ever received a bitch lasagna or Zalgo text, it was this cringey little lolcow right here"

But I also wanted to show you screenshot proof that you make your own friends super uncomfortable and that they started talking about your personal business to defend me over you. So. Yeah I guess that stings huh?

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50centexecutivembaclass · 7 months

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I got this book Fat Joe you gotta get it Fat Joe Memoir the book of Jose with him as the Author with Shaheem Reid hot so far instant classic, and give it up a round of applause I mean for Fat Joe for over 20 years 2 decades going on 3 decades Fat Joe has been visiting Rikers Island trying to talk some sense in the inmates out there on Rikers Island how do I know because I was one of those kids he came to visit on Rikers Island in the auditorium he was telling us to stay out of Jail I was 16 years old at the time and here was Fat Joe Mr Don Cartagena the rapper dropping Jewels to us an audience full of kids on the dangers of the streets and how to stay out of jail so in honor of him and Salt from the female group Salt and Pepa I present you with my Rikers Island tablet program law proposal for the betterment of the prison population on Rikers Island and hopefully other jails follow through with my plans for the betterment of their Jail and counties .

Rikers Island computer tablets and Docs inmate computer tablet program this is for nationwide .

Rykers Island tablet programs and NYS DOC tablet program for all buildings on Rikers Island including the adolescent population to help stop gang violence and giving the kids a chance to create a better future for themselves not the pipeline from the streets and back to jail over and over and again and over again , not kick that give them the option of going legit like crime is their for their choosing or they get pushed into it , then push them into legitimacy give them the option through the tablet programs on it to learn how to do research by looking up their case and podcast like how to find your dream job is in there on the tablet along with the radio they could listen to music , call their family and enjoy time on the phone from anywhere in their housing in the facility in the rec room playing board games or on their bed talking to their family and long term solitary confinement inmates should be able to get their tablets and video games handheld systems it is a much better time occupier and it will seriously decrease crime on Rikers Island by over 60 - 70 % if not 100 % percent total annihilation of crime on Rikers Island , you have the greatest substitute for drama and the correction officers getting robbed , slashed and even murdered on Rikers Island what you then have is a hub for learning an Island of learners , readers , researchers , growing and evolving human beings into more decent and civilized wealthy and intelligent men and women that go home and change the world and never return to prison and that is the ultimate goal , but look at the opportunity you have got a chance to turn Rikers to an liberal education and vocational education school a workforce training school you could learn to write resumes , job letters to corporate executives become a mechanic , engineer , electrician , gain your GED and trade skills and job search and job interview skills from jail and the Correction Officers are the people handing you my tablets they are giving you my tablets to get your life together and get the future you want they are running my program for you while you are in the cradle ( Jail ) and leaving the womb to become a better birthed person so wow that is great we call this the Rikers Island jail tablet and video games program for the inmates on Rikers Island in using all populations and buildings on Rikers Island C - 74 ARDC , C - 95 and all other buildings included from General population to protective custody to long term punitive segregation parts of the jail .

Vocational programs

OSHA 10 - Instructional video on what to do on a construction site .

OSHA 30 - Instructional on what to do on a construction site , private office buildings and government buildings .

Auto mechanics Electrical

Plumbing

Carpentry

CDL manual

Building maintenance

Taxi delivery

Administrative assistant

Typing

Legal research

Drivers manual

General education classes

Basic mathematics

English classes

GED\ Tasc preparation

Science

Social studies

U . S . History

I mean government funded school in prison with real certified teachers in GED training and High school completion courses as well as College courses for students that is ready for it and all inmates should be able to practice their religion and culture without any retaliation for it because this gets them to change their life to learn love from the heart and a love for a creator whether themselves or a higher power .That they believe it internalizes into their heart and spirit of their character thus changing them righteously making them want to take responsibility for their actions and change their savage and brutal behavior into becoming a more valuable human and contribute something to their immediate family instead of taking from their family they can give something in return whether that be financial with the skills productive skills gained while incarcerated or just being a son to mom or dad or a young father to their children for women it is being a daughter again to her moms and a mom to her young kids teaching them right from wrong she would be happy enough just for being their for their kids raising and teaching them the right things and hopefully they steer them away from the same fate that they suffered and endured .The school programs should include Basic mathematics - addition subtraction multiplication fractions percents and decimals and each operation in each like how to multiply fractions decimals and percents and then instruct them on algebra and the harder subjects after if follow that sequence more students wouldn't lose interest and then drop out but more can gain their GED diploma then steady employment when released from incarceration which ensures employment and not recidivism to prison and their guidance counselor should make sure to remind the inmate that they can receive a certificate of relief from disabilities when released from prison so that they will have no problem getting a license for their chosen field of employment or to get back in school English courses Language art classes Earth science class Social studies class And vocational classes should include : Mechanics for automotives

Carpentry

Janitorial

Maintenance skills

Electrician

Plumbing

AC and refrigeration

I heard prison has so much private investors to build more prisons even celebrities and corporations are getting in on the action so why not turn jail prison into a more revenue generating machine and a school house for societies so called rejects maybe Michael Jordan of the Chicago Bulls or Corcraft can invest in creating educational programs for students or even students that have been out of school and who wants to return to society a more reformed person who wants to help provide value to society and not be destructive in society this plan is even better for business because it creates job opportunities for teachers / instructors and teacher assistants principals and financial aid granting Pell grants and full financial aid the plans like all my plans is to help boost the economy by creating more businesses and putting more money in the consumers pocket and creating more job opportunities for those consumers it is reciprocal create jobs you create business .

A little help remember how your moms raised you in the projects and how hard she had it as a single mom I was a food stamp baby my mom's raised me in that my pops was military though by the time he got me I was too rotten he should of said , I was gone now I want to give back and help those that is growing up like I did first off love your Mom bro that is your mother and hate the struggle and what is do to her but love mom for giving you her last dollar to make sure that you get what you want in life forget about the kids teasing you about your school clothes your sneakers with holes in it and your clothes from your siblings and love mom she loves you as long as my mom love me I'm okay I can look up at the Sun and smile and say thank you for letting me get my education so that I can give back and save my neighborhoods and my community , thank you and love your mother and father and put Godliness first develop yourself as a young King and Women develop yourself as a Queen and Star because that is who you truly are not what don't got and what poverty and oppression say about us no I mean of you God or Earth like we normally when you from those neighborhoods you have to develop your Godliness and women your righteousness I use Joel Osteen Creflo Dollar Victoria Osteen and Joyce Meyer to develop myself and you should too what is with that you have a lot of undeveloped people calling themselves that God and Earth even Muslim when you took no time to learn the word study God's Word and Meditate on God's word day and night then you show and prove yourself to be a civilized person a good person with ethics and a godly person or a righteous person for the hood when you Muslim you suppose to read the bible and study it walk with it keep it on you and women in your purse a Quran and a Bible and really learn it then you show and prove yourself to be a good person it really don't matter what religion or culture you choose I don't choose or say which religion is better I mean whatever you are keep it whatever religion or culture works for you keep it but make sure you are developing yourself through the word in all the books and make sure it all connects as you as a righteous and good person that transcends your neighborhood the way of this world the ways of your neighborhood and transcend your circumstances and show your self to be Godly like God in all your actions , words , manners and behaviors and not unkind , hateful , vengeful and merciless , not forgiving people and not forgetting bad times , anxiety , worry , depression, stress Joyce Meyer and Joel Osteen and Victoria Osteen have books on those subjects using scripture to focus on those subjects like how you not suppose to panic , having anxiety , worry ,depression and even stress read these books make your home a place of learning your city your neighborhood a place of learners like it say in Lamentations , Jeremiah and the book of Isaiah in the bible even Ephesians in the bible it is one of my favorite books in the bible because it cleans you up totally as a person and turn you into a great human a very good human being learning is the best riches ever and you should be aligning yourself with what God say about you and not what people say about you or not what they do because you don't know where there are in their human development you just keep on loving God and building yourself into a better person , kids love your parents do your homework and get help with your school work if you need it if your shy and not so outspoken ask your teacher for that one on one help , thank you and good morning and enjoy your day Affirmation of the day and word to define for today is Values what do you value or place value on in life , goodbye , thanks .

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Funny thing I was given New York as the place for me to fix it that was my assignment to renovate it and make it better than it ever was oh yeah I said yes its going to take patience though but I do accomplish whatever my words set out to do I get it done I'm young and I'm confident what I was saying one thing New yorkers lost is hope and joy and enthusiasm for wanting to do good and love each other and pulling together to make our community better neighborhoods better fresher cleaner and very prosperous for all people , I wish the best for all of you and cities like New York in the United states of America my people I love you and wish the best for all New Yorkers and all the ministers from Islam and Christianity reach you and change our community like any other neighborhood the Jewish community , Italian community , white community and even the Asian community let's pull together and grow and develop yourself to your full human potential don't give up and keep fighting the good fight of hope and faith , thank you so much I love you .

Read this book please I'm reading it and I'm like wow wherever have I been and this ain't nothing new I heard , this what all the good people been studying make you want to heed this message and get your life together .

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goldie90 · 1 year

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I think you're most known for being a fatphobic stupid bitch! I'm plus sized and guess what?! I don't exist to be the brunt of other peoples jokes! I have feelings and needs and wants and dreams and desires and crave love and affection just like everyone else! I'm just as deserving of those things and I wasn't put on this earth for you and others to point and laugh at and go "Haha look at the fat person! You see how fat they are?!" Go ABSOLUTELY fuck yourself, you fatphobic piece of shit! I'm normally against sending shit like this but WOW you are DISGUSTING! More than my fat ass could EVER be!

Why are you trying so hard to make me laugh then? Cause your message which is basically screaming of frustration, in combination with silly accusations made me laugh pretty hard. So yeah, it seems like you´re right and I just laughed at a fat person, which is the first time in circa 22 years, cause the last time I did so I was circa 10 years old.

Tell me, are you the fat kid from school? If so I´m sorry for my behavior back then, but hey we were children, children do stupid things and you really should be over it by now.

Or maybe - and I think that´s very more likely - are you just some frustrated idiot, I never heard of before who just got nothing better to do then sending dumb messages to strangers on the internet? If so that´s pretty pathetic.

See I don´t care about what you look like, but since you´re apparenlty so obsessed with this topic that you feel the need to rant about it in my ask box, let me tell you something: It´s not my fault that you are so unhappy. Yes, I´m a skinny woman, 103 ibs, yes I´m pretty and on top of that I look 10 years younger than I am (always get mistaken for early 20s), I also don´t have to crave anything, because I can just TAKE what I want and I don´t need to f*ck myself either, because every straight man out there is more than happy to do the job for me and I get that this might be frustrating for you, but I can only repeat myself here: It´s not MY fault.

If you are so unhappy then maybe instead of whining here, you should simply get your quote: "fat ass" up and try to change something. (I hope this was fatphobic enough for you, I try to live up to your high expectations, you know?)

#anon #what the f*ck was that?

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greatbigbellies · 1 year

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It’s been so long I had to figure out what I’ve done to myself… family feast: septuplets fried pickle chips (x2): 80% cravings large tater tots (x2): 20% belly width nuggets (x2): 24% baby weight large marshmallow plushes (x2): 70% fatter belly large maternal marionberry: 10% wider hips fry sauce: thicker figure bacon egg griddle (x2): 2 hour wait time 8-piece mozzarella sticks: 4 hour extension Oh wow… I guess my eyes were bigger than my stomach… well, not anymore… I dip barbecue chips in the melting chocolate ice cream sitting on vastness, sometimes three or four at time, while the Real Housewives shout at each other in a gym. Despite my enormous size, my stomach seems bottomless. I could eat and eat and eat. I’m content to nurture life and get fat while the world passes me by. Although the agony of getting up is delightful, I can’t help but think about what it’d be like to share this experience with someone. It’d be nice to have an extra pair of hands to rub my enormity, or someone a bit slimmer who could move easier to help me. My belly is too big to approach the counter head-on, so I saddle up to the side. In the remnants of the McPreggo bag, I notice the receipt. My stomach growls. Again, the agony is exquisite. The seven of them are hungry. They want their momma fat. My fingers unconsciously knead my plushy belly. The receipt had something written on it. A name, a number, and something about "personally surveying, then satisfying the customer." There’s a moment of a hesitation, but it’s broken when one of the septuplets jabs me in the rib. I call. “Hello,” I purr. “I’d like to put in a personal order to go. I need…” It’s not a want, it’s a need. My body needs to be bigger. “Two large maternal marionberries, an 8-piece order of mozzarella sticks…” I groan at another kick from somewhere else, “large onion rings, and I’ve been really bad about my diet, so I’ll take a side salad with extra Caesar dressing. Why don’t you come by and stay for a while, you know, play house with me?”

I instantly know who I'm talking to. That voice, once so nervous at my counter, now so proud and sultry. I'm about to end my shift, but swing by the register to punch in your order, using my managers discount to get the price waived. "You, uh, got any plans tonight?" my coworker asks, surprised at my unusual quantity of food ordered to go. My usual being a Twinner and some tots for a relaxing evening alone... "Yep, something fun just came up. Gonna need you to make those marionberry shakes extra thick for me,"

I return my attention to the phone call. "Oh, that would be lovely. You point and direct and I'll move things to your nesting instinct's desire. I'll hand feed you everything, then massage that massive pregnant gut of yours for a while. Those onions rings are gonna give you some real impressive tiger stripes... you mind if I take stock of them while I'm there? I'm partial to kissing each one individually, so you know I love them all,"

#ask #anon #not bellies #mcpreggo #absolute fucking poetry

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theorist-influencer-untitled · 1 month

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3.15.24 Friday

1:11 am

I still have windblow... I really feel fat and ugly....I feel bitter....I can't get a bf that I want these days coz I'm no longer spoiled...I want a particular face, if that face likes me as well....I feel that I'm always out of place....I feel hurt for 17 years, since 2007....I'm gaining a bit and trying to get my momentum back for my abs but I have anxiety that my life will be flattened this way forever.

I feel HURT that I can't get a bf that is my choice every moment that I saw a particular face or a particular moment...

I wanna leave Cavite since 2007 I'm always in the center of embarassment....Some, done by own old religion the "Church Of Christ" or "INC" or some fake old Immaculate Conception Academy who spread the virus here in Cavite and other parts of the country.

Where is Mitch since then? Did she? Did she make a plan for me??? And some old people that I know ( close friends or aquaintance )...

I have a windblow since 2007, I'm just 17 now on my repeat but they repeat me on a degrading version of my life....This is not my original life here, way back that I was 13 when I came here and the actual is 43 but 17 now, be fair... But I'm a college graduate.

More on Elvis...

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1:55 am

Still,have windblow....Can I step on you???

At the first scene of Elvis' movie, he masturbated in-front of a girl and that his full energy.

Hmm....I miss Mitch, did she spread energy somewhere???

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2:08 am

Wow! More energy of Elvis...

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2:10 am

I don't know I just released energy on my own from the past 17 years and somehow frustatin'...

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If I was in generation of Elvis, well,well I will be hook-up on his songs and will be one of his fans... Nice beat! It is really energy!!!

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2:27 am

Elvis' songs mostly it is about LOVE like a man is serenading a woman.

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8:52 am

I still have windblow...I need to get my momentum back on doing my abs but I have anxiety on thinking of my life...

I need money, I'm out of budget already....It is so frustrating to be flattened this way by a particular organization that is unknown to me. Most specially, it is really strange that nobody likes me since 2007 and I can't get a better partner... I feel hurt and frustrated. I do feel fat and ugly...Yeah! I miss going to gym and I can't afford though I have my own personal routine here in the house. But my mind is thinking a lot of future and stability and my vanity and we have no assistants here anymore... Everything is DIY or do it yourself even my nana...

My personal timeline is fading... My career is not existing and I don't have money.... My dream to buy Starbucks everyday is really frustrating in my part...

What will happen to me??? I wanna leave Cavite...

9:41 am

Still,have blemish on my butt... I'm bleaching it...

I'm bleaching even my inguinal... I need to diet again...I need to exercise even my legs... I feel frustrated...

Am I your type? Hey! I'm just here...

10:07 am

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12:59 noon

Done, watching "Rough Night"....Still,have windblow... I feel frustrated and I wanna leave Cavite. I have no growth.I'm not part of any organization here....Why are their holding me, just for nothing???

Unfair windblow....I feel self-pity... My life is flatten unfairly since 2007???

1:04 pm

I wanna have nose perfection...What is this fucking windblow.... There is no growth since 2007...I feel self-pity!!!

I need money and job and looking for a partner who will take me as me and a face that I want. Someone who can accept me that I want vanity and able to speak English. Getting a partner is a personal decision coz it will be my life...It must be mutual...

I feel bitter....What will happen to me? Reds or 20's are fake but did they want Mitch??? Why???

Where is Mitch??? Did she give me a "simple battery"?

Why, reds or 20's are fake,but they need to be responsible and the rest of their members...

Why, people who are powerful can't do good things on people like me.

Just be responsible reds or 20's...

Why, I can't get a partner for 17 years???

1:49 pm

Huh? Scanning youtube and saw this what? Australlian are brazillians??? I'm on a brazillian, kidding just a normal trim...

1:59 pm

I don't fucking like to wait an another fucking 3 years fake politician son's in the Philippines. Windblow2x!!! Ayoko na!!! Ayoko!!! I hate the windblow and thank you Cavite for stealing my crown for many,many times..

I hate that fucking fake " Church Of Christ" or some INC's they are all fucking the same for fucking each other!!!!

Nobody wants me here I feel bitter!!!.If I get a foreigner they will put me a barrier on me. Potang inah mga unfair!!!

2:36 pm

For now still waiting for Amazon,EXL and VXI by May....

But I wanna get a bf that I like handsome and taller than me, it must be mutual if not gigolo!

But if Gigolo I have to pay and I'm no longer spoiled!

6:03 pm

I still have windblow.... I wanna leave Cavite....I feel fat and ugly. I'm a college graduate!!!

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the-firebird69 · 6 months

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Gym ka Nasha | gym motivation status | bodybuilder WhatsApp status | #sh...

This man is almost a macaroni and he has a similar problem that Trump does his body is almost perfectly asymmetrical and it's almost exactly right where it should be it's very close certain portions of it are underdeveloped a little bit but not much about 10% which is not very far off of these days a lot of these guys don't even develop certain muscles at times and the way they should be and our son does it right after time you got real big in the chest in the arms and then he's missed his last started doing them and shoulders and legs and waist and then he decided to do it all in the future he told the guy that he's smaller and he wanted his muscle mass or size actually matters the guy says it does to a degree and they have this point system so he said if you were bigger you'd probably win even if you're not in proportion and he looked and it says no but it is true if you are 7 ft 5 and your muscles are gigantic compared to your frame you would win and then he says I've made a mistake and I said no I think you said it right and he's right but when I'm big like 7 ft 5 I'm brutally huge apparently according to Mom and some others that have seen my brother's kids I'm not my brother's children but I have my DNA is different than my brother and the children would be too and my mom said they look like monsters but they're a handsome looking people and pretty and he said wow this is weird I have to talk to her so people are talking to her and she got famous and she's more famous now they like her show and they feel bad for her and she is a lady in distress and the guy on the show is a lot of competition and he says mom needs some help understanding some things so he's trying to teach and he's in the way and he doesn't get any slow and fat and he started saying it and he said maybe I can learn so he learned a lot of stuff now he sees it and he sees what you've been up to and he says that's incredible and they talk about you and they say the guys risk there is small and they're about the size of our son about the same size yes and her son would be the same size if you worked out a little for like 6 months no current state but doesn't want to get the too big but really it's very hard right now for him to grow muscle it's hard to maintain it. But he has a decent physique this guy is really in shape but our son at 7:45 or 7 ft even 6 ft because he this person is 5'7 would be much bigger and muscle mass would beat him in competition every time so I guess what we're saying is that he's challenging you a body builders they're having a lot of trouble and you're not overcoming the difficulties and you're not getting rid of the poison or treating it and he wants to see you try a little more and he's going to get big anyways but he's prepping to try and do things to make money. So he said he's going to ask people for money when he's at fast food places cuz he needs more money he didn't say anything like a hundred bucks and I only have like 20 and people would be like you got to be kidding me and it works actually Brad used to do it says Brad you can't be in the same corner I'm on so he's laughing because of those two of you they'll call the cops and then hang out together probably we hear they might I don't know McBride might not make it he's doing something against the empire and they hate him and it's Brad so he wants to get bigger but it won't be until after Christmas possibly March and that's about when and he says possibly Stan might not recognize me and that's fun he can grow a few inches and after we do his license what's funny as hell is that's awful

Thor Freya

It would mean a new license renewal fee like every month

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It adds up you know and the food is expensive already

And you have to have it delivered or it'd be exhausted or the bike would break

Hera

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apricottah · 2 years

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I started this week and I was like wow this is great, so sunny, and then the weather went so muggy. so by tuesday I was burning out bc I'd been working for 7 days and Wednesday was my only day off and I actually can’t even remember what I was doing then now but I didn’t even get to just chill because I was doing stuff and oh yeah it was the Tuesday I finished work and me and my friend I work with went out after work for drinks and these guys came with us which was alright but I was running out of energy and we wanted to talk about stuff you know like the kind of stuff you can’t talk about in front of guys u barely know, but anyway we had some drinks and then I had to go and meet this guy I'd been seeing because we met a couple weeks ago, and we went for dinner and then the next day we went for a drink and then a few days later we did some cooking together because he’s a chef, and then I met his mum, which was really anxiety inducing because those sort of situations always make me nervous, but she was really nice. plus, we never even slept together yet and I already met his mum which felt a bit weird. but yeah I met up with him and at this point I was a few drinks down already and my phone was dead and I only had about £20 left on me but we went to a spoons so it was okay, and I met his friends and one of them was a bit rude but they were nice, then he did end up coming back to mine and anyway worst ever I mean I have honestly never had a worse experience he pushed me into a flower bed (by accident) so now I have a big old bruise on my ass, and we did finally end up shagging but it was awful peep show was on in the background he started talking about his ex halfway through and then bc I'm not on the pill or anything I was like just be careful and a few mins later he's like “oops” I was sooo pissed off I wish I was the sort of person that could just say something or have told him to fuck off then and there because then he has the audacity to go “we can split the cost of the morning after pill” anyway I was fuming going into work on Thursday because he never even texted me and I'm sorry who goes on 4 dates with someone and then sleeps with them and doesn’t even text to check if I'm alright, the only good thing was that when I woke up in the morning I looked over and he’d left his jacket on my chair and it looks really good on me, but I messaged him to. let him know oh I have ur jacket then all he said was cheers thought I lost it I actually feel gross so by this point it’s Thursday I am so tired and idk I know I shouldn’t even be bothered bc I didn’t even really like him I'm more just annoyed I don’t have the balls to have a go at people that piss me off I just let it happen. then it was fairly busy at work my manager shouted at me and I was doing nothing wrong and in fairness he did come straight back like 5 mins later and apologise but it SET me off i was bawling like a baby and I had to explain to him about my sister which just set me off even more I smoked like 3 fags then I was okay and it gave me time to do the worldle. then on Friday the weather was still really weird but on Thursday night I went home and did a full sage cleanse on myself and I cleansed my room so I felt a bit better but I bought an aventurine pendant from the little shop in town and 10 mins after I bought it I won a tenner on a fruit machine I put 30p into and my hay fever cleared up so now I can breathe through both nostrils. but the mate I was with at the pub is in a fight with his best friend who is also my friend and he was so aggy it was not a great time until we both started crying and then I feel like he was alright he got some of it out. then at work the chef nearly set the whole kitchen on fire because he left the deep fat fryer on and I smelled burning so I went to check and there was hot oil flooded all over the kitchen what a nightmare. so to top it all off Saturday I was climbing and I made lunch for my sister and she had a fit about it which just is so upsetting bc she literally goes off like a 3 year old so I had to deal with that and so I went to work fighting the will to live already and it was busy which ig made it go quicker and it was only a short shift but then we went out after work which was alright but I was just feeling so done I stayed out because my friend fell asleep on me and I had to get her a cab home and after that I had to shake off some weirdo but then I went to get chips and I got cheese on my chips which I do not normally do so then I knew I was stressed for real, and then my mate ended up coming back with me for a bit but all I wanted to do was sleep and I am so pissed off because my inability to say no has made such a comeback this week and idk if it’s just one off week like the weather and maybe I'm hormonal or something because tbf I did get road rage for the first time which I thought I never would but seriously if I am going the speed limit do not try and literally crawl right inside my asshole but my boss got these bumper stickers with rude stuff on to put on other cars if they piss u off so I might just do that. today I was so tired I managed to not to much finally thank god and then I ordered pizza but I accidentally got a type of cheese on it I don’t really like but I didn't let it ruin it I smothered those bits in garlic and herb dip and I'm watching her and I also got Percy pigs and apricot juice so now all I need is a bath and to talk to as little people as possible before work tomorrow and I think I'll be stable enough to start feeling sane again.

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fireflyhwufanficwriter · 2 years

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My thoughts on Dr. Stone’s Chapter 202 (“Ryusui Corp.”)

My thoughts after reading Chapter 202:

01. Fluorite is for space-related things? It really sounds like it’s for tooth-related things to me XD

02. Ryusui and Francois are way more excited about olive oil than about fluorite, which makes sense! :D

03. So, if they’re charting a direct course to Barcelona... they’re really not going to go to Japan first?! I thought the previous chapter said it would take a week there! They can spare a week, right? :O

04. No need to worry about imagining, Kohaku - you’ll be there soon! :D

05. That’s a fancy broach that Ryusui has... although with the flower and bat design, it seems to be more for Gen than for him... unless the meaning of his “Nanami” surname is related to both? Hmm... :)

06. ...Nope, no Japan... They really went straight to Barcelona XD

07. Yay, Senku and Kohaku talking to each other! :) Admittedly, about practical matters, but still! :D

08. I wonder if they made those olive-gathering baskets in Brazil, or on the ship, or in Barcelona? :O

09. Why are there “Grrlla grrlla” sound effects from Kohaku? XD Haha! She’s not a gorilla, she’s a lioness! :D

10. Kaseki really made that centrifuge quickly! :O Although... I have no idea how centrifuges take to make in general... XD

11. Ajillo and fisherman’s whim pasta by Francois! I’m glad the Ishigami Village crew and everybody else are eating something new and delicious! :D

12. And wow, a whole feast, with seafood and bread and plates and cutlery and everything, to welcome the newly revived folks in Barcelona! :D

13. Francois learned Spanish, Chelsea learned (character-influenced XD) Japanese... this is baaad! :D

14. Hunting with Kohaku and Chrome! :) Poor bull... all of the animals must have had easy (well, easier?) lives until humans came back 3,700 years later! :O

15. Hahahaha! So Kohaku making people (well, Chrome, at least) bait during hunting is canon! Ohhh, the possibilities... :D But, poor Chrome! XD

16. Pro gaming training helped Ryusui with bullfighting? Wow :O

17. Aww, that horned cow that Suika is milking looks so fat and cute! :)

18. Francois made churros, mmm! :) Looks like Kohaku and Suika really like them! :D

19.The coins of the kingdom of science... have the faces of the members of the kingdom oh science?? :O There’s Senku, Kohaku, Chrome, Suika... wow!! :D Awesome!! :)

20. Oops, my mistake! Looks like the one on the far right must have been Suika, not Kohaku. Aww, too bad... I hope Kohaku gets her own coin someday! :)

21. The 10,000-drago Senku coin is made of ferroniobium, the 5,000-drago Suika coin is made of ferromolybdenum, the 1,000-drago Chrome coin is made of ferronickel, and the 500-drago coin is made of ferrochrome... got it! :D

22. In hindsight, I can see why Senku and Suika got the two biggest coins - Senku (and Taiju) discovered the revival fluid; and Suika was, at one point, the only unpetrified person in the whole world and worked for seven years to revive Senku :D Both of them gave unparalleled contributions to the future of humanity! :O

23. I really liked the older Spanish man’s statement to Senku and Ryusui and the others, and I love how Senku and Ryusui were NOT smiling or smug or triumphant when the newly revived people knelt to them :) Instead, they were very serious. The generals of the kingdom of science sure have class :D

24. Kohaku learning to dance the flamenco? Awesome! :)

25. Instead of Nanami Corp., it’s now Ryusui Corp.? Hahaha, makes perfect sense! :D (And Kohaku is suspicious... XD)

26. They’re so enthusiastic! Good food and honest work is a great combination! :)

27. Time to get fluorite! I’m gonna guess that the gathering is going to go very quickly, and they’ll probably have a whole pile of it on the first page of the next chapter. Or... maybe we’ll get two pages of fluorite information and possible locations, and the pile will be on the third page? Well, I shall see when I read the next chapter! :) (And it’s so fitting that this was the next chapter for me to post about, because yesterday, they finally announced Dr. Stone: Ryusui’s release date - July 10, 2022! :D It’s just twenty-seven days away! :O)

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#dr stone #ishigami senku #kohaku #dr stone kohaku #dr. stone #dr. stone kohaku #nanami ryusui

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soonhoonsol · 3 years

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#food cw #body image tw #personal #hahaha every time i dine out i feel happy #then i walk past a store window and see my reflection and then i hate myself all over again #and every time i tell myself 'okay from now onwards you're only gonna have one meal a day'#and then i never fcking stick to it #sometimes because i have no willpower #but mostly because my family will nag at me to eat #because we can't waste food and all that stuff #but when i tell them not to buy anything for me aka not having the extra food to waste #they turn around and make it seem like it's my fault that i dont wanna eat #this rant isnt making sense no but im so distraught hahahah #im in the bus rn and i can see my reflection in the bus door and i absolutely despise myself rn #fun fact: this is why i dont stan any girl groups #because of my dumb body insecurities and shit #my mum and bro have high metabolism #i got stuck with my dad's genes ✌🏼 but no one cares about him because he's old and its fine if old people are fat #but if a person in their 10s or 20s is fat then it's like 'wow dude you gotta watch your weight'#point is im gonna cry and cut down my meals to two a day and then one #if i fail pls send me a message and slap me

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82lbss · 3 years

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TW!!! after romanticizing the “did you lose weight?” moments over and over again, they finally happened to me. and i hated it. and i was so confused. isn’t this what i wanted?

someone mentions how skinny you look and all you can think is “so, they definitely noticed when i was heavier.”

someone mentions how small your waist is and all you can think is “was my waist really that big before?”

you tell someone you’ve been working out lately and they say “i can tell, your face is so much smaller.” and all you can do is sit with it. because you thought it was just body dysmorphia, but maybe you actually did look like a whale before. and now you freak out because what if you’re still fat and they’re lying? and what if you let your guard down now? and what if you gain a pound, now they’ll notice?

especially because eating disorders do not allow for linear weight loss. a lot of you have probably realized that you’re losing and gaining the same 5 pounds, 10 pounds, 20 pounds, whatever it may be. so when you hit a plateau or if you go through a gaining period, all you can think about are those comments, about how people NOTICED your body, and about how they’re noticing it now.

BUT!! the truth is, the only people who make comments like “you’re so skinny” “your body is goals” “did you lose weight” are people who are also struggling with their own body image issues. usually, those comments have nothing to do with you, it’s all about them. so if you receive a “wow you’re tiny!” kind of comment and you feel confused why you don’t love it, remember that the comment isn’t for you, it’s a judgment against the person giving it.

your body is perfect and so are you. run around in the woods, eat fruit, swim, dance, love, cry, sleep, watch tv. live your life babydoll. go out and take the world.

#text #ed #ednos #recovery #anarex1a #mia #tw ed content #thinspo

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hugefatblimpwannabe · 2 years

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The scenario is this:

We met online and you thought I was pretty cute, if a bit too thick, in my profile pics. You had tried to bring it up a few times when we chatted over the phone, my being a plus sized girl, you referenced something about being really into working out and wanting somebody who could go for long hikes and jogs, fit and active stuff. I would mumble something about needing to hit the gym harder and then change the subject.

After avoiding a face to face meeting for as long as socially polite, I finally agree to see you in person for dinner on a Saturday night. You suggest a buffet that’s known for its salad bar and 10 minutes late, you look up to see me walk in. You can understand now why I had posted no body shots and you are momentarily stunned as I waddle heavily towards your table. My thick double chin is visible from across the room and my blubbery thighs, encased tonight in skintight denim, rub together awkwardly all the way to my knees. As I plod my way towards you, you can’t help but stare at the 3” of drooping fat hanging out of my huge tshirt, my stomach wobbling lazily side to side across the top of my thighs.

A second later, I drop gratefully into the chair across from you, huffing and puffing like I’ve run a marathon instead of walking 20 feet across the restaurant. “Hi, *pant* you must be Greg, nice to finally meet you, I’m *huff* Jen” as I catch my breath, you can’t help but notice that my fat ass is pushing into the arms of the chair and bulging over Underneath.

Wow, hum hi, it’s nice to meet you. I have to be honest, I didn’t really recognize you from your pics, you look quite *uhm* different. How old were your profile pics.

By now my breathing was somewhat back to normal and I blushed slightly at your playful rebuke. “Yes, I guess I have put on a few. The pics are from last November, so only a year ago but, you know pandemic pounds. Ahem.”

“Wow,” you swear under your breath, you look like you’ve put on what, 80 pounds?” You reach over and pat my belly “you must eat like a pig to put on a gut that size, let me guess burgers, pizza and beer?

I exhale and press my fat stomach into your hand, “Since November I’ve gained 115 lbs actually and yeah”, blushing hot red, “I eat nothing but junk”

should I continue?

#weight gain story #Feeder feeder blimp weight gain fantasy

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fiveisnumber1 · 4 years

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Timeless - Five Hargreeves x Reader

Word Count: 3431

Warnings: None

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Pt 9 - Birthday Cash (part 2)

"Our world is changing. Has changed. There are some among us gifted with abilities far beyond the ordinary. I have adopted six such children. I give you the inaugural class of the Umbrella Academy." Reginald Hargreeves announces on the stairs of the bank

The six children stand behind him in two orderly rows of three as he addresses the reporters who were at the scene.

"Mr. Hargreeves, channel 9 news. What happened to their parents?" One reporter asks

"They were suitably compensated," Reginald responds

"Are you concerned about the welfare of the children?" Another reporter questions

"Of course, as I am for the fate of the world."

The cameras keep rolling and the reporters continue to ask question but Mr. Hargreeves had said what needed to be said. Quietly, he walks down the steps of the bank and the children follow behind to make their way back home. When the children arrive back home they line up in the front hall just as they had done before leaving. Reginald turns his attention to them and comments,

"You were able to stop these criminals, but you can be quicker and more efficient. With more practice and more missions, you'll possibly be able to bring your performance up from your mediocre level to something more impressive."

Reginald then turns around and leaves the children to go to his office. When he is out of earshot the children start to talk with each other.

"I got covered in blood, on my birthday, to be called mediocre," Ben complains

"We all just got call mediocre on our birthday, Ben," Allison responds

"Yeah, but at least you didn't get a criminal blood facial," Ben replies "I'm going to take a shower."

Ben then walks away from his siblings, heading to the bathroom hoping that he can get all the leftover blood off him. Luther takes a look at Ben walking away before turning back to the remaining Hargreeves children and saying,

"There's no need for us to get hung up on that mediocre thing, he didn't mean it. I mean you heard what dad said with more practice and missions we'll become better. It's like tough encouragement."

"I think there is something off with your hearing because I'm pretty sure that's not what he meant," Diego replies

'Well as number 1 I think I would know what dad means." Luther remarks

"You might be number one but least I don't have my head so far up my butt that I can't see when I'm being insulted." Diego retorts

Noticing that they were about to fight, Klaus puts himself in between his two brothers and pushes them apart from each other.

"Listen, guys, it's still our birthday! The day isn't over yet and remember (Y/N) is going to come over later!" Klaus exclaims "This may or may not be the day some of you had hoped for but it's going to get better! Now, how about we just all try to be nice for the day?"

Diego and Luther look at each other before nodding in agreement. With the potential argument resolved the children decide to head their separate ways and try to occupy themselves for the day until you arrived.

You on the other hand had been busy at home since you and your family got back from the bank. The first thing your parents did was to make you take a shower to get all the blood off of you. Your parents were absolutely shell shocked from the whole experience and you covered in another person's blood was not helping to make it any better. Once you were clean and had put on a different pair of clothes your mother immediately threw out the ones you had been in. When you came downstairs you saw both of your parents in the kitchen. Approaching them you say,

"Are you two going to be okay?"

"Uh, yeah sweetie we'll be fine. We just need to get some rest." Your dad says a glass of wine in his hand

"Is that to help you rest dad?" You ask gesturing to the glass

"Yes." He replies curtly

Your mom escorts your dad towards the stairs but before the two of them can walk upstairs to their room you ask,

"Hey mom, dad, do you think I can go to a friend's house for the night? They live down the block and they wanted to celebrate my birthday with me."

Your two parents look at each other and then back at you.

"Yeah, of course, sweetie, just let us know when you're leaving." Your mom says

"Okay!" you reply

Your mother and father then make their way up the stairs to their room. As soon as you hear the door close you go downstairs to the practice room that they had built for you. In there you had been hiding the gifts that you had gotten for all of the Hargreeves kids. You had heard from Five that they had never gotten presents on their birthday before and you wanted to change that. You had used the allowance money you had saved up over the months to get them gifts that they would enjoy. You knew they would probably like anything you got them but you wanted to make sure that each gift was extra special. Taking your time you wrapped each individual one and wrote a special note to each of the kids. You had finished all the gifts for each Hargreeves sibling except for the one that mattered most to you, Five. For the longest time you had no clue what to get him but this morning you were given the perfect gift. Realizing that you hadn't brought it down with you from your room you head back upstairs to go get it. As you pass your parents room you can hear them talking,

"How did she know how to do that?" Your dad asks

"Her powers?" Your mom asks back

"No, the kicking the man and stabbing him. Where could she have learned that?" He replies

"I don't know, but I don't think she meant it with malintent. She was trying to protect herself and us." Your mom says

"I know. I just, it was surprising. We never see her practice her powers so I guess I wasn't really ready to see the full extent of them in action." Your dad says defeat in his tone

"I get it, but she's still ours. Let's just get some rest and hopefully, things will feel back to normal soon." Your mom replies

Slowly you make your way to your room. We're your parents upset with you? Did they not like your powers? It's not like you could get rid of them even if you tired. They were just part of you. Confronting your parents isn't going to make things better so you decide to ignore it for now, no matter how much it weighed on your mind. Today was your day and you were going to make the best of it with your friends. Heading over to your desk you grab the two lockets that are used to unlock the diary replica that you got and a recent picture of yourself. Running back downstairs you cut out your head from the recent picture of you and put it in one of the lockets. You then put that locket in a tiny box and wrap it up with a nice ribbon. You then put the other locket on but hide it under your shirt so I can't be seen. With all the presents wrapped up, you bring them upstairs and shout to your parents,

"I'm heading out!"

You don't hear a reply and assume that the two of them have fallen asleep after the events of the morning and early afternoon. Grabbing all the gifts you make your way across the street through the gate and use your foot to knock on the front door. Typically you would just phase through to let yourself in but you were holding too many bags to phase yourself and everything else properly. When the door opened Grace was standing there and said,

"Oh hello (Y/N)! Happy birthday!"

"Thank you!" You reply with a wide grin as you entered the house

Grace then calls out to the children and says,

"Children, (Y/N) is here!"

Within seconds you can hear the rushing of footsteps coming from all sides of the house. Five is the first one there as he flashes in front of you rather than run like everyone else but the rest of the siblings arrive soon after. They all greet you excitedly and everyone exchanges happy birthday wishes.

"Are those presents?" Grace asks

"Yup, I got stuff for each one of you." You reply looking towards the seven siblings

"Wow! We actually get presents this year! Best birthday ever!" Luther exclaims

"Well, why don't we all make our way into the parlor and everyone can open their gifts." Grace directs

You and the Hargreeves children make your way into the parlor and all take a seat on different couches. You walk around handing out the presents to each one of the siblings except for Five. You wanted that one to be a surprise. When you finish you sit back down next to Five who looks at you confused. Quietly you whisper,

"Don't worry, you'll get yours later."

Five nods and turns his head back towards all his siblings who are quickly ripping the paper off their gifts. Excitedly you watch as the kids one by one open up their gifts from you. You watched the eyes of each sibling light up at the sight of what you had gotten them. Each gift for them contained a surface level present and then one that was more personal.

For Luther, you had gotten him a book about positive leadership but also a phone number for a local jewelry store. Although it was still a bit confusing, he had legitimate feelings for Allison and he had confided that he wanted to give her something special to show his feelings. What better to get someone than a piece of jewelry.

For Allison, you had gotten her Avril Lavigne's Let Go album and the red lip gloss that Alicia Keys was sporting recently but also a cast signed copy of the My Big Fat Greek Wedding movie script. Deep down Allison didn't want to be a superhero she wanted to be an actress and you wanted to show her that you believed she could get there.

For Klaus, you got him an ouija board because he was always saying how he wished he could get used to his power by making it fun but you also had gotten him some nail polish. You always took notice of how he eyed the nail polish in Allison's room with a longing look in his eyes. More important than becoming more comfortable with his powers you wanted him to be able to become more comfortable with himself.

For Vanya, you had given her a folder of sheet music for the violin and some pieces to duet you on the piano. You had also gifted her a miniature trophy in the shape of a number one inscribed with the words "Your individuality is more special than any power". Vanya had always felt like the rejected child of the bunch since she didn't have any powers but you knew otherwise. Vanya might not have had powers but nonetheless she was worth appreciation and you wanted to show her that.

For Ben, you only got him one gift. You had gotten Ben a journal to write in. If his siblings actually took the time to sit and listen to him they would realize how calm and poetic his thoughts were. He was a kind soul with a lot of wonderful thoughts to express and you knew that. What made the journal more personal though was the quote you had written on the inside. "May the darkness within you find peace in the light". He was uncomfortable with the power he had. It was such a polar opposite to who he was as a person and he sometimes questioned why he had to be born with such darkness inside of him. You knew that but you wanted to reassure him that he was more than his power and hoped that by writing his feelings down in the journal he could find his peace in the light of his true existence.

And then there was Diego. For Diego, you had gotten him a brand new set of knives. You watched as he opened the case and saw the shiny set inside. They were completely silver in color with a line of holes going down the center. You saw him lift one of them up and admire it.

"They're extremely light so there's less air resistance when you redirect them. They're also more durable. Even I can't manipulate them...yet." You explain to him

You saw Diego look down in the case again and then back up at you. A smile was on his face but you could see the beginnings of tears in his eyes.

"They're just knives Diego, no need to get emotional," Luther comments

It wasn't the knives he was getting emotional at though. Inside the case was also a pronunciation dictionary. You knew there would be times where Grace or you weren't there to help him but you wanted to make sure that he never felt alone when it came to his stutter. Five was your best friend that you adored out of the Hargreeves siblings but Diego had become the only one who felt like a true sibling to you. Sure, all of the members of the Hargreeves family became like family to you, minus Reginald, but when it came to Diego he was your brother. With this pronunciation dictionary, you wanted to show him that you were his sister and you'd be there to support him even if you couldn't physically be present with him. Each of the siblings then thanks you for their presents. Their thank yous though were stated in such a way that it acknowledged the basic gifts everyone knew about but also expressed their gratitude for the more personal ones they received.

"Thank you, I think this gift will really help me," Luther says

"I can't believe you remembered how much this meant to me!" Allison exclaims

"This is really going to help me learn more about myself." Klaus comments

"I'm going to appreciate my gift forever." Vanya states

"The words in this journal will always mean a lot." Ben acknowledges

"I'll always keep this with me..." Diego whispered emotion still prevalent in his voice

The 6 siblings then got up with their gifts and made their way to their rooms to put them away. When the siblings had left Five asks,

"Want to go sit in the courtyard?"

"Sure!" You reply

The two of you race out to the courtyard and you two down on a bench. It was the exact same bench he had pushed you over the first day you met. Five turns to look at you and says,

"That stuff you did at the bank today was really impressive. Kebobing that man on the flagpole was really smart."

"Thanks but I think you were more impressive. Switching the gun with a stapler, now that's some quick thinking." You comment

The two of you smile and laugh for a bit at each other's praise, each of you thinking it wasn't as impressive as the other was making it out to be. Soon enough though a silence falls between you.

"Hey (Y/N)?" Five says

"Yeah?" You reply

"Thank you for saving me earlier today. None of saw the guy coming. If it wasn't for you, I don't know what would've happened. I do have to ask though how did you blow that guy's head clean off."

"I don't know. I had no time to think about it, I just knew I had to stop the man from harming you." You explain

Another silence falls over the two of you. Five knew that you had saved his life and he could barely find the words to thank you for it. If something went wrong on your end you could've gotten hurt and yet you risked your life anyway to save him. He was glad everything went right but he could help but worry about the possibility of you getting hurt or killed. He didn't know what he would do without you. You were more than he could ever want and need in a best friend and the thought that he could've lost you floated around in his mind. Five is pulled out of his thoughts though when you say,

"Oh here's your birthday gift."

You pull a tiny box with a ribbon out of your pocket and hand it to him. Carefully he undoes the ribbon and opens the box. Inside he sees a heart-shaped locket.

"Let me explain the gift really quickly. So you recall the princess diaries movie that I've made you watch so many times?"

"Yes." Five responds

"And you remember the diary from it right?"

"How could I not you always talked about how cool it is." He jokes

"Well, my parents got me an exact replica of the diary and it has the same unlocking mechanism where you have to use the locket to open the diary. So I want you to have this since you're the only other person I trust other than myself to have access to it." You explain

"(Y/N) this is such an honor, but how will you open it if I'm not with you?" Five questions

"That's the other part." You say pulling the locket you were wearing already out from under your shirt "My parents gave me two so now we can match."

Taking his locket out of the box he opened it up and saw a picture of you inside it. Five truly loved his gift from you and put it on around his neck. Now he could keep you with him wherever he went.

"Can I give you your gift now?" He asks

"My gift? You got something for me?" you question

"Of course, it's your birthday too after all." He replies

"My gift isn't you pushing me of the bench again is it?" You joke

"No, it's not," Five laughs before saying, "Just wait here."

Five then flashes away but comes back a moment later holding a tiny gift bag in his hands. Holding the gift bag out he says,

"This is for you."

Five sits down next to you as you carefully take the tissue paper out of the bag. Reaching in your hand you pull out a beautiful music box. Opening it a tiny figure of two people dancing spins around as the music plays.

"I saw it and it reminded me of that time we danced together and I hoped it would remind you too." He comments

"Five, it's so beautiful. Thank you!" You say placing the gift gently back down in its bag

When you know the music is safe in the bag you place the bag on the ground and then proceed to hug him. You cherished the gift he had gotten you but more so you cherished him. Five hugs you back for a moment but then pulls back. He looks directly into your eyes as you look back into his blue ones. You could not tell who started first both of you start to lean into each other a bit. Before you two could get close though you can hear Luther exclaim excitedly from the doorway.

"Hey, guys! Grace was allowed to make us a cake this year! Come get some before it's gone!"

The two of you quickly pull away from each other.

"Uh, let's go get some cake." Five suggests

"Yeah, let's do it." You say grabbing your gift bag from him

The two of you head inside to the kitchen where everyone is waiting around the table to eat cake. Grace places eight candles on the cake for each one of you to blow out. As the cake was dished out you thought about how much you enjoyed getting to celebrate with all of the Hargreeves kids, especially Five. You didn't know it then but it would be the first and last time you would all celebrate together for a while because one argument would change the course of all of your lives.

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theorist-influencer-untitled · 9 months

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7.17.23 Monday

1:11 am

Can't sleep...Watching youtube and cleaning my nails...

This is fierce! Impressive!

youtube

My version of course, introducing myself... We are reverse...hahaha

We can sing together me and Fritzie plus the others if ever... She is super fierce just like Dra. MITCH fierce and others...Getting Fritzie to be part of my sisterhood, if ever I can have my circle again...

youtube

1:35 am

I still have windblow trap... I feel bitter... I feel bitter...

Yeah! It was once my dream to be on TV, I don't know just to feel it and gain good friends and drink starbucks everyday and gain sisterhood... I'm longing to have friends again... I wanna group sisterhood with different personalities....

How does it feel to be famous and earn money? Hmm... Will I ever change? Change into fierce or be a monster? Will people love me if I'm gonna be a monster...

1:45 am

Oh! She is white... I have to fix my other girls and me as well... Wow! Nice...

I have secret voice Fritzie... Just click it and see the whiteness of Fritzie... I'm the Queen of Betan supposed to be Egypt and then I accidentally saw Arab Men then I got nothing...

Yeah right! Be on screen and drink starbucks everyday...

You know what angels and for Fritzie the whiteness... Coz we both have voice but of course she is having her own power, right Fritzie?

Yeah! Where is Mitchan? I will turn her hair on a colorful tiger again... I wonder where is Mitchan?

2:27 am

I still have windblow trap and I feel bitter... I wanna remove my deep smile lines and gain friends and drink starbucks everyday...

I feel self-pity.... I'm so confuse... I still feel fat and ugly, my other personal issue...

Wanna do "van touring crusade"... How can we have money? Punishment for fake people on me and on the people behind everything...

I hate fake old friends... I need money and self-fulfillment...

I need collagen and I wanna prove myself angels... I want starbucks everyday... I wanna join dog show and I miss going to gym...

10:05 am

Uncle DD wow! called few minutes ago.... So cheap the strategy....I can't understand... But thankful but cheap!

From 2600, 2500, 2400 to 1k...huh? Just a canned a goods....Sounds sweetish...

10:35 am

I go for "van touring crusade" it is like a punishment, there is group in america just like this.... For 2 to 3 years they can't live or get a real house... Just like the people who followed Britney Spears....

"VAN TOURING CRUSADE" it is mainly for religion but mixed religion...

10:47 am

I still have 1 good friend here....It is Ely...

Thanks Ely for these...

It means so much to me...The facial wash per sachet is good for a week... Moiturizer I think for 2 weeks.

11:23 am

I feel bitter angels...

In the Nutshell:

It is hard to find true friends these days.... They know you from the beginning but they don't accept you...

1:34 pm

I feel bitter... I wanna do collagen and to remove deep smile lines...

My 3 main exes doctor, business man and seaman... Those 3 can give me a breast implants and my botox... I need to talk to them... Just protect me from men who will take advantage of my situation...

A genuine friend will understand and never take advantage most specially we are facing struggles right now and I have windblow trap...

They just aged me for nothing... I feel bitter...

Will be 42 in a lil while...For that 16 years they just aged me...

I'm not happy being flatten unfairly... I wasn't able to meet new uppish friends for the pull-up...

This is real story my 3 main exes I could ask for botox, I could ask for butt smoothening and my collagen... The first one is now a doctor ( Doctor Rocky) and he got me during our younger years that I was almost perfect coz I was young and fresh... On JP (the butt king) he knew me since we were 19 or 20 and I was young and fresh and so white... On the seaman ( Ryan Denosta ) I wanna be a returning mayor in their place coz they are the original tyrant of that place the Denosta but due to life situation, they need to prepare and find the next Queen and it is supposed to be me... But on him I could ask for perfection coz we had papers and you became a partner on papers, it is responsibility of a partner to fix you coz he used you ... But I can gain brazilian friends and I can have bags all over the world...

2:35 pm

This is real, something is wrong...

2:37 pm

So many fake relatives....They are happy for 16 years showing themselves that they are wealthy and they have their honeybee that Betsilogz and BurgerZ!

In the Nutshell:

The "Van Touring Crusade" it is more of prayer... But where are the guilty or culprit people?

I need a mature lead like Dra.Mitch if she did a movement that I didn't know...

I need a sponsor for this and I need to know everything coz I can't understand their own personal movement.

I need mature people coz we need to figure out on creating money on "Van Touring Crusade"...

My personal case:

Whew! I have windblow trap... I feel bitter...

5:51 pm

Super Inday is here, the super hero! I still feel bitter no extras but thank God to my friend Ely for the care and he accepted me as I was my original entity!

They are not good people angels... For making the budget super tight... Be thankful that "Super Inday" is here...

6:55 pm

I still hope and pray to talk to Mr Lopez, I need an ally... I lost my glamour coz that's the plan of Cavite...

I feel bitter... I still wanted to have collagen and my botox... I wanna leave the hometown...

I still have this fake windblow trap...

7:17 pm

I need a job and I need money... I need a lot of stuff... I wanna collagen and gluta... I feel fat and ugly... I have complex...

I feel self-pity...

7:28 pm

Super plastics this Uncle Jun I just bought a mouse trap and he reacted negatively... Why I bought that mouse trap it should be on the food only...

Just eat whatever is there for now, right angels? Coz the small rats are so many these days that I have to really kill...

9:02 pm

I feel bitter... How can I have new friends on the upper just to pull me up, I can't exist correctly... I lost all my old friends.. I feel hurt and bitter and self-pity...

In the Nutshell: Remember on my previous post I posted traits of men that I like... I still have windblow trap...

I want someone who can be supportive of my beauty coz I feel super ugly... I feel self-pity... I wanna have collagen and I wanna remove my deep smile lines and I feel jealous if I feel ugly...

Coz there are men who hate women if they are fixing themselves, that kind of men I'm really avoiding.

I always want to loose weight.... I can't go back to the old me, I want sensitive man who wants me to be his Queen ( meaning having the killer beauty). It is one of my dreams to be adored by people coz of my beauty and leadership ( One of my dreams is to be a politician wife coz I want to be adored)... But me and my 3rd partner loose our way coz of the windblow trap but God has reasons but 16 years of being stagnant is too much of damaging my entire future...

I wanna see donkey and camel...I have complex now... I want to be adored by men on my original bracket or on the uphill.. I want to have progress in life...

Special Note:

I badly wanna see my 3 main exes and talk to Mr Lopez to be my ally...

9:20 pm

I went to the local market awhile ago.... I hate Uncle DD for giving 2k ( I feel like it is bullying ) aside from being chipay ( cheap ).

So, I figured out the veggies were higher or much more expensive than the grocery store... It is kinda difficult to buy food in the local market coz there is no cart there, so you have to carry it on your arms ( that is the hassle part of being in the local market ). Plus, there is no ac...

The advantage of buying food in the local market, if you have extra money to buy on enormous amount of food or fruits, it is better there... There so many different kinds of fruits and cheaper in the local market.

Corns, fruits such as apple, orange et al better in the local market if you will buy on an enormous amount.

The other meats are no longer fresh in the local market... There is no fish in the afternoon as well...

I also observed that the canned goods are expensive in the local market, 8 to 10 pesoses higher than grocery store...

If you need to buy sack or plastics or cloth gloves cheaper in the local market but there is no rubber gloves...

Mouse trap is cheaper in the local market,less 5 pesoses...

There is hungarian sausage cheaper in the local market and worth to buy that hungarian sausage of pampanga's best in the local market.

9:54 pm

I wanna trim my nose ( on perfection )... I wanna get a job first and I wanna be adored...

#Youtube

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the-firebird69 · 10 months

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I have a few things to add we are going to start making Hard knock kicker 5150 and the Johnny paxter 300 and we are going to start doing it and other packs to we're going to start doing it ASAP and it's because we're starting to get China up and they're all starting to get psyched and we're going to have them made there first if not always and the frames will have to be just reinforced cuz he wanted to hold at least 500 lb that's all these people get fat they used to breaking it and stuff and they feel cool they might just bend it instead of breaking it they can bend it back and break it. And we're going to make the chopper and Thor Freya have the design it's really nice and we're going to make a cruiser and they look different than the Chinese version this is going to be a lot of fun these bikes are great it's a starter bike a lot of people like riding them around they don't go that fast these go a little faster but not as fast as our version they're going to have the I think it's 14 horsepower motor is a 250 and we're going to have to start with that because other ones won't move it and that'll go about 80 mph or 90 cuz our bikes have better bearings then we're going to request that and they do the work and they give you samples and Uriel and got his wife say they're going to put a 17 in there and that's actually a 250 and the 200 would be 14 yeah go about 1:20 with a real light person but with my husband would be going about 80 and he probably want to get one so you can pick stuff up and bring it back. And after time we'll probably start up other companies right now doing this

The company Coleman we have a controlling share and we're going to begin making these plastic boats now Coleman and other companies have made plastic boats in the past and they don't sell like crazy one reason is they make them shaped funny and people don't trust them the other is when you hit it it would make it crack these are a dent resistant and pretty much very hard to dance and they're very hard to dent in the first place but if you dented dents it doesn't crack that's one reason why people stop buying them and they look like they're fiberglass tons of people are going to buy them huge huge numbers of people and we're going to start with the fishing boat size which is like a 10 ft at Coleman and outdoor stores and hopefully we're going to get the teeny one into Walmart types places and we have to keep trying to get into Walmart and if we can we know there's a problem

Hera

He thought that they asked for it and they did not they're kind of a bunch of weasels so going forward with it right now

We have a huge recommendation for these two we want them to be promoted and they have to be to make it to where they're going to get to and so we're asking for it now and when it comes a pay grade

Today's work they did is outstanding this stuff is really awesome and kids love it people all over the world will love it and her son had memories of trying to make things like this work and then and they didn't and he was frustrated and couldn't afford it but people can afford these this very teeny boat it's like four foot five inches or something 5 ft by 3 ft we'll solve a lot of problems for a lot of people apparently in China they can tow with it and they really shoot out there and they all dig out with buckets and you know that's that's great I mean we need we need this done and our son suggests that you make the pontoons and the foam you make both ends like a pagoda but it's like it would be like a like a real shallow v in both ends so you load both ends up equally but you can ride right up on the shore with it almost and the phone won't be under it the foam won't be under it it'll be underneath the rest of it and they said wow that's a great idea where did you get it said from the Pagoda so they're honoring you and respecting you they do understand the idea and it got it from her a little Hera a little and maybe father but way chandelin is on the line too or is it jet Li and they're saying wow this is fun and he's seen it before out there so he may be suggesting it. He's smiling and laughing because it is him and his people are getting to move on and he says you make it like a shallow 20° but like 3 ft long on smaller rafts and 5 ft long in the big ones so you go right up on shore and you can walk on it and shovel it just like you see trucks and so forth doing on the future construction jobs it's going to get very efficient you can load it right into your Datsun b210 pickup truck and dump it into your garden area and it says you can put your truck on a hinge that's a little trickier you have to bolt you have to be a massively strong hinge and you have to bolt it up on like the whole floor length you seen people do that and it works great and then you put that gorilla spray on it and you have to wash it out and spray the gorilla spray on everyone it's like this black stuff they say wow this is cool so you can put tar on and they've done that but it's really a vehicle so you said so you want to put a dump body on the little dachshunds yeah so the laughing cuz I think it's funny see if you take the bed off and you put the you put plates on the way you have to be these big huge plates a big huge hinges and they say they have stuff like that they having a good time now

Was shooting off to another topic in a moment but he's got to get ready

Thor Freya

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