#but i'm just dying at the idea of nicky in a fursuit in a hotel convention

[victimhood]

Because I've gone off the rails into borderline shitposting, the most recent thought my brain had was....what if.....TBG!Nicky is a furry???

Sus clues:

Nicky is very private about his life

But he makes/made a lot of money

Furries are known for paying top dollar to commission art

Fursuits are great disguise for going out in public

No one knows who you are in a fur suit

Now let's consider...what is Nicky's fursona?

Wolf!Nicky seems like a popular trope

Cesare (a rottweiler who imprinted on Yusuf) is also Nicky's id

So I guess he's some kinda dog...? A....blue.....dog???

#tog fc #help me #you do not have to accept this headcanon #but i'm just dying at the idea of nicky in a fursuit in a hotel convention #if only the nicky stans knew #they could bump into their idol #at the hilton barcelona #well look in my headcanon tbg joe and nicky are kinky af #like they have a whole sex dungeon and do the leather daddy thing #they also have a sex swing #blease the thought of leather daddy!nicky does things to me #but also like i just imagined like what if we have a pic of yusuf in an armchair #flanked by two dogs nicky and cesare AHAHAHHAA #i do not apologize for kink #but i am sorry if you did not want this in your brain #also like joe nicky booker nile are totally in some sort of polycule #and nile tops everyone ofc #today my brain also thought of...what if we had a photoshoot of nile in her strap on and booker in sexy lingerie #any artists i can commission #or horror of horrors do i pick up my ipad and start drawing again