#but i'm also a massive stoner

[lolitakirstein]

Eren Is a horny stoner.

cw: porn, marijuana use, language, stoned sexual activities, and as always POOR EDITING

a/n Was going to make this into multiple characters but the Eren one got away so i'm just going to make it a drabble, might down Jean and Levi, idk

Eren is a Massive stoner. Loves to smoke and listen to music, play video games, and make random food concoctions. He also gets mad horny. Like food isn't the only munchies he has. "Let me eat your pussy," he moans against your neck, his hands already making their way to your pants. "You're high, babe," you tease, knowing damn well that isn't an excuse. "mmmm, just means your little cunt tastes even sweeter." Sober Eren eats you out like a gentleman, with delicate licks, and tender kisses on your thighs. Stoned Eren is a fucking barbariannnn. Ripping your panties off, deeply inhaling the scent of your arousal before diving in. He attacks your clit, already super sensitive thanks to the weed. "Easy, its really intense," you gasp, trying to force his head back a little bit. "trust me," he mumbled against your sopping cunt and inserting his fingers. You throw your head back in bliss. "Oh fuck!" you whine. He growls in appreciation. Fingers crook upwards in your pulsing hole likteralling coaxing a release from you. "Don't hold back," he demands, flicking and sucking your swollen clit. "I c-c cant," you stutter, it feels like you are floating off the bed. "Oh but you can my sweet girl," he coos, his hand never stopping the fast thrusting. "Come!" And fuck do you come, your body convulses, back arching off the bed, squirting against his fingers. You're too blissed out to be embarrassed and he is too pussy drunk to care if you are as he greedily licks up your essence. Once you come back to earth, he kisses his way up your still-sensitive body. "Like that," he says, smirking at how completely spent you look. knowing damn well you loved it

#aot x reader #aot imagines #eren x reader #aot headcanons #eren jaeger smut #eren jaeger x reader #eren jaeger drabble #eren jaeger imagines #eren jaeger #aot smut #attack on titan smut #eren jeager x reader #eren jaeger imagine #eren jaeger fanfiction

[doubleddenden]

Damn the more I hear about Velma the worst it gets. This saddens me because I've been watching Scooby since before I could talk :(

Mainly what I'm seeing is that someone has contempt for the series + their own ideas for their own incredibly generic show and rather than make something unique, they're just insulting an established series.

My biggest gripes so far:

1. How tf do you got a Scooby Doo show without Scooby Doo? Is he too kiddy for your generic ugly adult cartoon?

2. Shaggy- oh sorry, NORVILLE. Look, I have no problem with the race thing- my literal main issue is that he's called SHAGGY for a reason. How hard is it to give him thick hair? On top of that they make him an actual druggie- let's pretend there's not some subtle racism behind making the perceived 'stoner' of the group black- it's boring. Yes yes we know the gang is a bunch of stoners, but isn't it funnier when it's just IMPLIED? Isn't it funnier that a man just REALLY FUCKING LOVES DOG TREATS and is willing to risk his life on a regular basis for god damn DOG TREATS? Instead they just turn him into yet another Seth Rogan tier predictable disappointment

3. The overall mischaracterization from what I'm seeing just... sucks, and again, I think part of that comes from a contempt for the series. You don't have to make the characters assholes to make them likeable! I know Rick and Morty and Seth McFarland have poisoned the well for a lot of people but you really don't!

Across the franchise there's plenty of fun ways to interpret the characters:

Fred: himbo that loves his friends, dad friend barely holding it together, obsessed with traps- take your pick, none of these are spoiled boring asshole rich kid.

Daphne: if you're opposed to damsel in distress, how about the cool martial artist fashionista made prevalent in the What's New Scooby Doo series or the live action movies? What about being a good reporter? Hell, even her goofy dorky self in Be Cool Scooby Doo is better than the stereotypical snooty popular girl. Props at least for keeping the red hair.

"Norville" is not a self friend zoning beta male and he's not really obsessed with drugs. Literally the man across DECADES of this franchise is ridiculously talented. Ventriloquism, improv acting, gymnast and athlete- seriously, why do you think they have him and the dog constantly running away from monsters and leading them into traps? The man was literally so good at that that he became a COACH. for MONSTERS. Let's also not forget that he was a race car driver! And had a hot girlfriend! In fact, fuck this friend zoned beta male shit- Shaggy literally pulls more girls (and men I think) in the entire franchise than the others COMBINED. If anything he should have dense harem protagonist energy. I'm talking more than Velma, dude also pulled her LITTLE SISTER- and she was okay with it because she knows he's a good guy(mind the AUs)! Pulled a girl that was kinda a monster fucker for him specifically when he was a werewolf, an actual fucking alien, several foreign girls of various nationalities, several average girls, a crazy but hot redneck girl that tried to SCHWOOSCH his bones after seeing the red shirt ONCE, pretty sure he did something good for Daphne to hang out with him for so long with just a bunch of dogs and a random kid they picked up, very sure actual monsters fell for him- and he's a nerd! He and his beloved best friend the talking dog are massive nerds! I reckon people still latch onto that and think he's the stereotypical nerd but no, no, Shaggy has so much going for him! Not to mention- not to mention! Animal lover! Doy! How do you miss that? He's always paired with the animals! The man is a collective family friend of the entire Doo clan! Every time there's a guest appearance with a non human entity, he's hanging out with them!

Velma... alright look. I'm about to say something real controversial. Real controversial. You ready? She is kinda boring and bland. She's smart and a good investigator, but really? This is who you base the show on? Recently she was allowed to be bisexual- that's great! She's well read, well informed, and if you want to skip the bitchy "its me or the dog" persona from Mystery Inc or the snooty geek from Be Cool, you could fall back to the quiet but cute and thoughtful personality she had in A Pup Named Scooby Doo. If not, she's just boring. I feel like most of the hype for her comes from memes or the people that think they're unique for finding her more attractive than Daphne (you're not btw). Like what does she do that the others cannot do? I'm pretty sure Daphne can do her job but without the min max on intelligence and some points in kicking ass. In fact, why are Fred and Daphne the assholes when Velma in TWO separate series has been the judgey bitch and overall asshole? If anything she should would fit the perfect "beta incel self perceived victim that's actually just a massive douche" trope!

And Scooby. First off fuck the writers for not including my boi. Second, you really couldn't make an adult comedy of a talking dog? If Scooby said fuck- scuze me, 'ruck'- I'd cry laughing! If Scooby was the druggie and Shaggy was normal, that'd be hilarious! Literally if they took every negative trait they forced onto the others and put it onto Scooby, you'd literally have a prime adult cartoon character right there. He's a gag character! Utilize it! I know in the recent series he's been pushed to the side for the others, but he's literally a comedic gold mine waiting to happen! Make him an arsonist! Make him have questionable opinions! It'd be hilarious because he's a literal dog that can't speak understandably half the time!

Look, if you want to make an "adult scooby doo" then I guess I can't stop you. Velma ain't how you do it though.

Btw before anyone jumps on me to defend the new show, the creator of the series supports JKR soooo

#velma #scooby doo

[catholicwhorexxx]

stoner strawhats

luffy

only smokes at banquets and even then not a lot

has accidentally eaten a shitton of edibles in one sitting

when he does smoke he thinks he’s capable of rolling a joint but ends up spilling most of it and sits in the dirt picking up bits because sanji is making him.

loves to surprise shotgun ppl, specifically jimbei

got blown up like a balloon at a banquet once, greened out. (cred to milkyyawns)

zoro

prefers to get drunk

says he only gets drunk because “he’s a swordsman.” doesn't elaborate.

got high with sanji that one time bc i'm a filthy zosan shipper

sanji

has been smoking since he was 15 bc of the cooks on the baratie

first time he rolled a joint it was shitty thin little thing that all the cooks laughed at, obsessively practiced for months in private and then dropped a perfect joint in a circle

pairs strains/herbs to complement the meal

obvs makes the edibles

offers to shotgun the ladies at any moment he can

actually smokes regularly

nami

only takes edibles around the guys

knows how to pack a bowl but only does when smoking w just robin

started on kokoyashi w nojiko

only knew how to smoke a pipe until usopp showed her a bong

usopp

resident joint roller/bowl packer because he’s fashioned so many tools to make it quick and easy

also regularly smokes (sanuso bonding moment)

teaches most of the crew how to use a bong

makes makeshift pipes regularly

chopper

they never smoke around him but he knows as their doctor

makes sure to have herbs to help the lungs

cries if they don’t use cbd to make it less harsh on the throat

robin

mostly only smokes w nami but sits in the circle

is usually putting chopper to bed while it happens

tells ppl when they're camping

helps pass the bong w her devil fruit power if the circle is spaced too much

usopp's joint rolling apprentice

loves talking abt edible science w sanji

franky

this man takes DABS. he’ll do a massive one then get in the fucking zone when making a new weapon or tool

will smoke a full bowl in one hit.

knows how to roll a joint from before the accident but couldn’t again until he made his mini hand

if you think franky and icebarg didn’t get over fights without smoking a bowl abt it ur a fool

brook

fascinated with all the forms to consume weed, especially in comparison to the shitty ditch weed he and his old crew smoked out of a potato.

doesn’t smoke often

prefers blunts & can roll a damn good one

loves learning weed science with robin

jimbei

noticed franky’s high tolerance and started doing dabs w him

when he does smoke flour he hotboxes

gets crossfaded at banquets

has rolled a 1 oz joint for his birthday (creds to milkyyawns)

massive bong like taller than chopper

first to offer sanji a joint or bowl after a fight with zoro

#one piece #strawhats #roronoa zoro #sanji #monkey d. luffy #usopp #one piece nami #jimbei #nico robin #franky #stoner au #tony tony chopper #brook one piece

[suddenlytennant]

Might as well do an official pinned post. No one reads these things anyway so there isn't much point, but here we go...

I'm Keighty(39+1, she/her), married mom in Ohio. This is not a secret blog, just a place for me to explore and maybe meet new people.

INFT-P, Virgo🌞, Leo 🌜, Capricorn 🌄, Bi/Pan, ADHD, Occasionally NSFW, Stoner

MASSIVE voice kink. I occasionally post my own audios but I LOVE hearing others! Please feel free to submit audios!

Also, if you like my audios and pics, please consider sending a tip my way to encourage me to make more!

Some vibes, some fandom, some snark, a whole lot of dirty humor.

MINORS DNI - Ageless and blank blogs will be blocked

DMs are closed to non-mutuals but Asks and Submissions are open

I wont post submissions publicly without permission

Don't be an asshole(TERF, racist, sexist, religious extremist, pedo, etc) and we'll get along just fine.

Feel free to explore my tags. Reblogs and likes are always welcome and appreciated.

Most of my NSFW reblogs and posts(audios and pics) will be found on my sideblog @kinkymcbutweasel to avoid this one possibly getting flagged or deleted.

#me #my asks #my pics #my photos #my moans #my voice

[pagodazz]

Any Vinnie hcs? Like any? Making a very lore focused edit for him rn and I just really like your takes on his character

OMGGG lore edit for Vinnie... it's so rare that people even care about the lore in this fandom.. let alone vinniee,,, OFC I HAVE HCS FOR YOU!!!!!! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY FR. IM SO GLAD PPL LIKE MY TAKES.

Vinnie is my #1, he's quite literally everything to me and I've gone out of my way to go frame by frame for shit just for him man. like I can notice the smallest thing about him and it's a MASSIVE deal to me.

So starting off, Vinnie is GOTH. majorly goth. If he had the money or confidence, he'd be going all out with the goth look.

Although I think Vinnie does have a makeup kit in his room, one he keeps really hidden from the guys. He basically taught himself how to do all his own makeup, and sometimes if he'll feel confident enough, he'll go out to a goth club, if he's up for partying.

PRINCETON VINNIE DEFINITELY WENT TO GOTH CLUBS. He was probably out partying more than he ever needed to be. He was on any kind of drug he could get his hands on and I can just see him absolutely thriving in there, finally feeling like he has a place he belongs, even though he truly never actually fits in.

emh Vinnie will definitely paint his nails black and he'll listen to goth music. (ofc it's not the only genre he listens to, he listens to about anything)

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Vinnie is a massive stoner, probably to the point where he smokes 24/7, and he just can barely manage to function without it. He doesn't exactly want to be this way but it's difficult with all the stress he's going through all the time, and Including the fact that Vinnie is aware of EVERYTHING ALWAYS, Like he's the voyeur guys,,, he sees everything all the time.

He knew how everything was going to end before it ended, he's alot more aware of things than people think he is, and that just means you fell for all his lies. Vinnie has up this front they he doesn't know anything, but in reality he's haunted by the constant memories of all the lives he's lived before and he only wishes to escape that constant loop of feelings fear.

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I said this in my vinvan hcs but I'll say it again here too, I hc Vinnie as. trans guy, (trans girl if I'm feeling a little silly), he either has 0 surgeries or just top surgery, (bonus points if it's habit that gave him top surgery. like when he gave him the piercing and cutting Vinnie's hair he was just like oh lol yeah !! these can go too)

I think he's rather closeted about that, he just feels like he needs to hide himself, he doesn't want to have to deal with the drama it causes when he corrects people on his pronouns and shit, if anything Evan will be the one who gets pissed off FOR him.

Vinnie knows how to defend himself it's not like he needs Evans help, but he appreciates it nonetheless.

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I also hc that Vinnie always wanted to be a movie director or an author, he did seem to think about taking psychology too in college (canon btw, along w him being in film) And I think he just genuinely wanted to do story telling. So when he stumbled across the opportunity to actually film his own tragic life, his own movie where he himself is the main character (even though you all think it's Evan 😞) he TOOK that opportunity and RAN with it.

HIS chance with the spotlight, HIS chance to be loved. His chance to be seen.

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TYTYTY SO MUCH ANON I LOVE WRITING HCS THIS MEANS SO MUCH THAT PEOPLE CSRE ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAYY

#everymanhybrid #emh #slenderverse #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #TY FOR THE ASK #evan myers #vinvan #hcs #my hcs #🐍 ⦻ #ethan rants 🐍

[iamcinema]

If anyone follows me on Letterboxd and you're seeing my massive influx of reviews, I apologize. I just found out a so bad it's good series I was super into as a kid in the 90s is on there and someone put all of it on Archive, too.

I'm also stoned out of my gourd and I need to know if some of this is baffling as I remember since I haven't seen some of these in over 10 years when I first tried to review them (and closer to 20 for the rest). I'm three minutes into one of these and I think I'm too high for this.

New challenge if you're a stoner: Get blasted and watch the series in full. Recruit some friends if you want.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Just had a thought. Apparently Chris Evans has/ does smoke weed and I was thinking what's he like when he's high does he go frat boy jumping around bro that and that or is he a puppy when he's high like giggly and sweet maybe energetic but after he crashes is super sleepy, and seb probs tested it in college he definitely seems like he would go sweet but dopey. Anyhoe lots of love <3

Yeah!

I think the original article/public thing Chris has said about weed comes from The Hollywood Reporter:

“It’s exactly what you think it is,” Evans says. “A lot of young actors. A lack of parental supervision. A lot of, uh, debauchery. You make a lot of strange connections with a lot of thirsty people, but you kind of are one of the thirsty people, too. It was a great time. It really was. It’s like the L.A. welcoming committee. The same kids I met there are probably still kicking around, meeting the new batch of kids and showing them where to buy weed. You had to know that, back then. You couldn’t just walk into a store.”

So how does that work these days, for you? Can Captain America just walk up in the dispensary?

“You know, I’ve chilled out on weed,” Evans says. “I used to love it, but now I think it’s the one thing that gets in my way. It zaps your motivation. I think apathy kind of bleeds in, and you start to think, ‘Well, I’m not apathetic, I just don’t feel like doing that.’ And it’s like, no — you would feel like doing that if you weren’t stoned. And, you know — I’m 37. I can’t be smoking weed all the time. That’s crazy.”

But also, if I'm not insane, I remember Mackie talking up Chris' ability to roll joints at one point? Although, take that with a massive grain of salt because I can't find the source for that. I may have imagined it haha. Whatever, either way-

Y-E-S

You are entirely fucking right.

"frat boy jumping around bro" OR "puppy... like giggly and sweet maybe energetic but after he crashes is super sleepy"

I see more of the crashing, giggly, sweet puppy than I see the frat bro considering that from the man himself, he says it chills him out so much that he doesn't get shit done. But also, I just think that makes sense for him. It's what I would've thought without hearing him talk about it. Because as much as I love Frat Boy Evans, he turns into a Frat Bro when he's drunk, so... weed would be the opposite, right?

I mean, I don't think that's how things actually work but, it's how I'm imagining it so whatever lol

Plus, now that you have me thinking about it... I'm picturing Chris slouched down real low on an overstuffed couch, smiling with his eyes basically closed, they're so heavily lidded, laughing a little at nothing as he puffs on a joint. He keeps gently whacking himself in the chest and stomach as he laughs. He's still not really laughing at anything and any sober person there would plainly be able to see that but... surrounded by a bunch of other stoners it just carries them along on residual laughter. It's lazy and easy and playful; the only thing on the docket is maybe some video games and music and slurred, incomprehensible conversation. Oh, and naps too. Naps will for sure fucking happen because they haven't got anywhere to be, anything to do, just soaking in the relaxing high.

(Also I keep thinking about Chris getting high with Seb or someone he's dating at the time-- girlfriend, or whoever--and full-on nuzzling his face into their arm or chest. He just fucking loves them and feels safe with them. So, he just nuzzles in and huffs out this little laugh, happy about it, and then, he most definitely will hum out of pure pleasure if they sink their fingers into his hair to play with it. He loves that shit when he's high.)

And for Sebastian...

You are one thousand percent correct, he would go dopey and sweet. Even sweeter than Chris. I mean, Chris he goes get a little puppy-like but it's more pure relaxation. For Sebastian, I feel like it would bring out complete sweetness in him.

Like, he's giggly and silly at first but then as time goes on and he gets higher and higher... he'd go so sweet that he ends up being empty-headed. Lots of staring at nothing, losing time, just being. He smiles and laughs but doesn't really know what's funny, he just feels all space-y.

Which, is completely ADORABLE. By anyone's standards. He's just so simple and sweet when high.

(That or, depending on what strain Seb has or how he gets high--smoking, edibles, drinking, etc--he might not be empty-headed sweet but instead a fucking rascal. I can see that based on how Sebastian sometimes gets bratty and sarcastic, so he might turn into even more of a combative little brat lmao. Especially if he's getting high with Mackie. I feel like they'd be liable to get into giggle fits where they end up poking or slapping each other like literal children. And Seb would tease back or make very, very inappropriate jokes, disregarding his own blush for the stupid honor of one-upping Anthony's shenanigans.)

And get the boys high together...

They would be a pile of mush.

Chris and Sebastian just pile on top of each other and melt. Laughing and cuddling and trying to convince each other that they should start hooking up but... neither of them actually end up starting anything beyond some lazy open-mouth kisses, huffs of laughs plus lopsided smiles pressed into shoulders and chests, and slow, uncoordinated grinding. It's quite the sight.

#asks #chris evans #sebastian stan #evanstan #rpf #real person fanfiction #weed #recreational drug use

[pb-dot]

Film Friday: The Cabin In The Woods

This is one of those movies that are so dangerously peebscore that I'm a little shocked I haven't written about it on here yet. As you may very well know, I love myself a horror movie and I love myself some metafiction. Then what could be more peebs than a meta horror movie? Well, perhaps if everyone was like 20% gayer it'd be perfect but as it stands, it's still pretty damn good. I would also like to say that if you haven't seen this movie, go and see it. Track it down on whatever streaming service it's hiding on now (or use other methods) and see it. If you have any love for horror movies in you, you should see this movie and you should see it without reading a word I have written about it. Trust me, it's for the best, the movie rocks. If you have seen it or won't under any circumstances, feel free to proceed, as here be spoilers.

The setup for Cabin In The Woods is as classic horror as it gets. Dana and her four friends on various points of the nerd-jock spectrum go to a cabin in the woods to party. In fairness they do get to party, but that is not all; they awaken something old and evil that longs for murder. EXCEPT, that's only layer one, told parallel to yet another story altogether.

Layer two follows the two world-weary architects of said teens' suffering. Hadley and Sitterson work at the massive underground complex under the cabin from whence a world of nightmares may be unleashed on their unsuspecting victims. The Old Ones must be sated with a sacrifice of innocents straying from the path, and although it's messy work, it's nothing that can't be made sufficiently tedious with the application of bureaucracy. And so the tedium of office work gnaws at the edges. There's a betting pool for which horror will be unleashed this time, Hadley still holds out hope for a merman after all these years, and once the kills start rolling in, tension starts to be replaced with celebration. However, there are bigger forces at play than even this nameless organization, and once the layers start melding together, who's to say where it all ends up.

In short, the central joke of Cabin In The Woods is that your cookie cutter-standard slasher plays out as our characters, decently characterized for a genre film start acting more and more according to stereotype all due to the manipulations of Hadley and Sitterson and their organization. Hadley and Sitterson needs the girl who dies first to act promiscuous and airheaded, and so they've added behavior-modifying chemicals to her (blond) hair dye. The protagonist's stoner friend Marty finds his mind dulled as the night progresses, although not quite as much as expected for some reason.

The point where the movie turns from a clever bit of fun to a truly memorable experience though, is when it all goes off the rails. Hadley discovers that the sequence of murders is all wrong as Marty the Stoner did not die when he was supposed to, and in fact, starts helping Dana to navigate into the complex below the cabin. It is here where the stakes only alluded to so far become clear. If Marty doesn't die before sunrise, the ritual will fail, and the sacrifice will be unable to lull The Ancient Ones back to their slumber. This would mean nothing short of the end of the world.

The movie quite elegantly switches gears. After playing the two stories with conflicting goals against each other for tension and/or black humor, like Kuleshov effect-cutting between a sex scene turned into a bloody murder and Hadley's unconcerned face, the thing now fuses its two plots into one with elegance. Hadley and Sitterson need to make sure Marty dies, and Dana is very done with losing friends, but who will come out on top when the continued existence of humanity is on the line.

It makes for a spectacular third act, in part because of the tension inherent in the conflicting goals above, and in part because it turns into an absolute bloody mess of horror movie references. To cover their escape, Dana unleashes every terror and murderer the complex has on tap, and they go about their merry murdering way on just about everyone they can get their appendages and/or tentacles on.

It is very fun to see copyright-proof references to various horror icons, like the pinhead-like Lord Of Pain, generic zombies, Shining-style creepy twins, and the somehow more disturbing The Strangers-alike The Family, as well as the monster clowns, ghosts, werewolves, and other creatures of the night we've come to expect. Part of what makes the monster onslaught scenes so cool is the restraint with which they are used, which sounds like I'm talking out of my ass, but hear me out here.

The movie teases that there's a plethora of monsters that COULD be deployed on our poor college students, from the various objects meant to "summon" them, to the betting pool board in the complex, but we don't see them until Dana and Marty discover them. It's a powerful tool for showing the scale of this new struggle, as well as just being a feast for the horror nerd's eye. What I love most about it though? It was in none of the promotional material, not even alluded to beyond the fact that Something Else Is Going On. In a less confident movie, there'd be a year-long cross-promotion running in Fangoria featuring high-rez all-angles specials on all of these guys. Not Cabin In The Woods though, it knows what it has, and it knows that the sheer ludicrous scale of what it has is half of the trick.

This isn't to say horror reference is all Cabin has, far from it. The meta angle remains strong, with the implied theme that we, the viewers, are The Old Ones. When a new hire asks the architect gang why it's important that the first victim is promiscuous and gets her tits out, they merely respond "We're not the only ones watching." In-universe, this of course refers to The Old Ones, but it's no accident that the various requirements of the ritual to contain them also are things that are known to put butts in horror-watching seats. A bit of nudity sells, but not so much that it becomes conspicuous, and people who have sex are frequently dispatched shortly thereafter, puritan thoughts about sex and Hays-era moralism still haunt many a producer's office after all.

It's not only for the fun of creating a dietetic explanation for horror tropes, it does add a pretty clever touch to the third act. We want our protagonists Dana and Marty to succeed, as they have shown themselves to be more than the 2D stereotypes we assumed they were, but on the other, we can't escape the recognition that all this suffering is heaped on them for our benefit, to get us watching and keep us watching because if we cease watching, the sequels stop, the money stops, this world, in particular, ends.

It all leads up to an ending that I find both perfect and deeply frustrating. Frankly, this is not a jab at the movie, it is, I would argue, the perfect ending for the story it has told. The slight frustration is a feature, even if you're on team "Sacrificing a handful of people at a time in perpetuity isn't more moral than letting the whole flawed system collapse under its own weight" like I am. It's honestly really cool because while I think the ending supports my reading, I also do think it supports a different one, especially if the movie is read as a metaphor for horror franchise filmmaking.

So in short, Cabin in the Woods is a really clever movie, and it kind of feels like the progenitor of the current wave of "elevated horror" or "art horror" or whatever you call the genre of horror where the monster is a metaphor for patriarchy or post-natal depression or sexual anxiety, but also is a physical monster that will eat your whole. As a fan of both those kinds of horror movies and the considerably more lighthearted fare where the question is "how many semi-humorous ways can you murder college kids with garden implements," I can hardly recommend it enough.

#The last paragraph may or may not contain a hint about next week's movie #also no bonus points for guessing who my favorite character in the movie is #film friday #cabin in the woods #horror film

[escudofracturado]

Meta: What do you associate with your character (like, songs, images, troupes, ect)?

OOC// Note: We're gonna talk mental health here, so maybe skip this if you're not feeling it. Also I talk a lot idek if it's all super relevant but I don't shut up.

I sometimes struggle with these but ig it's a time to ramble about my characters kinda day lol. I have a bunch of songs on Milo's playlist that remind me of him and his past and his whole vibe. Which his whole vibe is the theme of like hope versus hopelessness. I'm mean and ruined his life as he was finally beginning to get more of a grip on his mental health and life in general- when he was really starting to feel hopeful about the future. Because it's an interesting point, when you become more aware of your mental health, and you start to recognize the patterns, start to understand the effects, but you can't help it, or you want to self-destruct, or you don't care enough to do the things you know will help. Milo's a very personal character to me, more so than Arden, honestly. You know, all characters have an aspect of yourself in them, but I did dump a lot onto him, and so much of his history involves themes that I love and really get to me.

Anyway, trope-y wise, (and apologies bc I never know the like specific names of character tropes and I can never get through the massive list on tvtropes to find em) you know, widely speaking, he's kind of a combo stoner/skater/gamer, but he's also very like 'the heart of the group' kind of character. He has a lot of love and kindness in his heart, and he cares so much about people- more than he does himself. He always wants to cheer people up, cheer them on, he'll be there to listen and support and will make himself look stupid if it gets someone to smile. He puts other people before himself. A bit of comic relief/sunshine boy/soft boi/defender of the innocent. He's been through some awful shit, has felt miserable, and he doesn't want that for other people. I think of, like, Garfield Logan (aka Beast Boy) and Joker Moreau from Mass Effect.

Songs that stand out to me: TALES OF DOMINICA by Lil Nas X, Achilles Come Down by Gang og Youths, Lost in IKEA by CLIFFDIVER, Dungeons & Dragons by Jenny Owen Youngs, A Better Son/Daughter by Rilo Kiley, Loser by Sueco, If it's True from Hadestown, Last Hope by Paramore, Mood Ring by Lorde, City by DBMK, Numb Little Bug by Em Beihold, Control by Halsey, A Burning Hill by Mitski, and The World Is Ugly by My Chemical Romance.

Images: Brambles, scorch marks, goofy smiles, a group of friends being young and dumb, sharing a joint, emotionlessly lying in bed, sitting with back to a wall curled up and crying, taking a protective stance in front of someone, late nights playing video games, gripping a sink with both hands while looking into a mirror, razor blades, a parent yelling at a child, a comforting hand on a shoulder

#suicidal ideation tw #self harm tw #domestic abuse tw #weed tw #all just vaguely but still #Anonymous #wickedsanon #ooc #i could ramble forever sry about it

[libertarian-druid-in-greater-vt]

So, I'm trying THCO for the first time, 6 hours before work. Just a trial run, but damn do this shit hit hard and fast.

I don't recommend it if you're just turning 21 and smoking for the first time. This shit is for veteran stoners. Shit you not, 1 hit and I'm couchlocked within 15 minutes. Like, holy fuck.

This is shit that shouldn't be happening at all to a vet stoner with standard weed. Effects easily 4-5x stronger than d9 THC. Already did pre reading on what to expect, and I likely won't have to worry. As long as my coworkers aren't horribly ill, I won't be called in. And they've got strong immune systems from years on the job. You've sort of got to have a strong immune system to work as a janitor. Ofc, being salaried also means they need to work 35 hours a week to get a full paycheck. Otherwise, that week becomes an hourly one. And considering what they make, if they somehow were sick, they'd work massive overtime to not only make up the hours, but get paid overtime since our policy is anything over 35 hours is time and a half rather than the standard 40.

But back to the thco, I gotta say, the decision to only take one hit was a good one. Because now that it's had time to kick in, roughly 25 minutes now, it's kicking in hard. The addition of nicotine via salt based liquid nicotine was a good call for a day off.

And the last episode of dbza, good watch at this level. Think I'm gonna go for hellsing abridged next. TFS just works out too well when stoned. No real need to pay attention, and just funny.

Will post updates if anything interesting happens. I heard tale of this causing some hallucinations in rare cases. So could be interesting. And I may be experiencing minor auditory hallucinations, or there's birds outside. I think the latter more likely.

As I'm about to post this, my legs went numb.

[blazedrawsstuff]

Meet Vina Browning, daughter of Julian Browning aka "The Usher". Tickets please....

Vina Browning

Daughter of The Usher

Parent

Julian Browning aka "The Usher"

Age

16

Killer Style

I simply adore the fashion of the 20's, as well as the splendor of the theatre, both of which I combine into my style.

Freaky Flaw

I am a stickler for the rules, and I am not above scaring some sense into anyone who breaks them...

Pet

Dad says "No pets inside the theater".

Favorite Activity

I'm all about watching movies. While there are many ways to experience films, in my opinion, nothing is better than viewing films on the classic silver screen with your friends while eating some popcorn.

Pet Peeve

Those who think they are above the rules, and especially those who disturb the experiences of others for their own benefit.

Favorite Subject

Film and Cinema-togre-phy of course.

Least Favorite Subject

Journalism, all the critics in the papers act so pretentious about the quality of films, bah, what do they know?

Favorite Colors

Red, Gold, White, and Black

Favorite Food

Oh there are many delectable foods to choose from the concession stand. But for the sake of simplicity, I shall go with the classic: A hot dog with batchup and monstard, buttered and salted popcorn, and Croak-a-Cola. I also consider myself a fan of Sno-caps and Raisinettes

Friends

Horrley Emcee (OC) (BFF)

Honey Swamp

Viperine Gorgon

Katya Miller (EW MH AU Only)

Larry Kramer (EW MH AU Only)

Abilities

Immortality

Like all ghosts, she is immortal

Flight

Vina, just like other Phantoms in the ghost world, becomes transparent allowing her to be able to fly like other ghosts.

Permeation

Vina, like other Phantoms in the ghost world can pass through solids.

Personality

Personality wise, she's sophisticated, usually soft-spoken, rarely ever yelling, has a dark sense of humor, and very passionate about movies just like her dad.

Her flaws are that she is a massive stickler for the rules and employs a "scare them straight" method to get those who break them to follow them (not as violent and deadly as her dad, but it's in a similar caliber) as well as being very vengeful towards others who wronged her.

Trivia/Additional Information

Vina's first name comes from Vina Fay Wray, the actress who played Ann Darrow from the movie "King Kong", she is regarded as one of the first Scream Queens in horror cinema.

Her birthday is August 27th, which was when "Strangled" (the backstory about The Usher) was released on the Halloween Horror Nights website. This makes her a Virgo.

Her headcanon voice actress is Alyson Stoner who voiced Isabella on Phineas and Ferb

#monster high fanart #monster high oc #monster high #vina browning #halloween horror nights

[raz-b-rose]

Honest question: are there any child actors that didn't grow up to be either freakish, drug addicts, morons or massive jerks? Or all of the above?

Yes! and that is all majorly due to parental involvement. These are my personal opinions and what I have seen from these four, that show me how they didn't let the grooming from the industry guide their lives.

Alyson Stoner is a huge spokesperson for child actor laws, and constantly calls out Disney and Nick for their "loopholes" around those laws, working children ragged. She also talks about how agents for those children try to convince them to emancipate themselves so they can work longer hours, "for their careers".

Dylan and Cole Sprouse are another great example. Their mom worked alongside them throughout their entire career at Disney, making sure they stayed well educated and they both graduated high school with really good grades. Cole was even an archeologist for a short time, both knowing they needed a break from acting to expand their horizons and focused solely on collage, and Dylan working in a meadery for a while.

Selina Gomez is another great example of parents who were hands on in everything. She came from a very family oriented home life, and even still speaks fondly of how important her family is. She left acting for a short while, but has also returned for a new series on Hulu. She defiantly focused on producing music, and just living a quiet life.

Basically you can spot them by which kids never left the medias attention, (Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Lindsay Lohan, Macaulay Culkin, ect) however everyone of them is still influence by their environment, and I'm sure some of them have made mistakes in someway, but had a great support system in place to help them out of any mistakes.

Just because some of these children turned adults made some pretty harsh mistakes, that have affected years of their lives, doesn't mean they are any less human. They are adults now, held to the expectation of responsibility, but drug addiction is harsher than most addictions, because it affects you not just mentally, but physically too.

I am upset at the adults in their lives that took advantage of them, but they can either choose to let that control their lives, or they can learn from it and choose who they want to be from here on out. And some have chosen respectable careers and standards, while others have chosen to embrace everything thats wrong with the industry thinking it makes them "adult" and proving their not a child actor anymore.

#raz answers #child actor #child actress #alyson stoner #dylan sprouse #cole sprouse #selina gomez #drug addiction #responsibility #dinsey #nickalodeon #child acting industry #parental involvement

[padfootastic]

Okay lemme see...

I'm interested in seeing your bingo for

Sirius

Slughorn

Adrian Pucey

Luna Lovegood

ooooh hello! 💜💜 this was fun ngl really made me think bc,,,very random names,,,,

notes: sirius my absolute beloved <3 this man could actually commit all the crimes he’s been accused of (in the books & by the fandom) and i’ll still go to bat for him 100%. and see, the marrying him thing is me absolute overestimating myself bc he’s so out of my league lmao but also,,,,will i give up on the opportunity? nah. (also getting sirius is 1 for 2 deal bc james comes along too *wink wink*) the everyone but me thing is very tongue-in-cheek because there’s actually a good chunk of people i agree with on here but i don’t think any of them even come close to my levels of apologism for him (which,,,might be a point in their favour lol). i feel like atp people must be sick of hearing my thoughts about him 💀

notes: ah slughorn my problematic fave (lies. that’s actually the elder malfoys or voldy). see, the thing is, this guy is such an old white man ykno? coasting by on networks and connections, never noticing structural inequality & thinking individual action is where it’s at, fucking ridiculous as hell and a massive coward. but there’s also something rly fun about him lol idek if i can explain it but he’s one of the more harmless adults in the hp universe imo. the kind you’d go to for the good kush ;)

notes: see the only reason i know about this guy is slytherin!harry fics where he takes on some weird mentor role, or hermione fics where she’s paired with him (i once read one where she was with 4? dudes, i think, and he was one of them) but otherwise i could not pick him out of a line up, hence the dynamic thing. also every time i read his last name, i picture someone violently throwing up.

notes: luna is precious and i love how much potential she has as a friend, a character, and just general wine aunt ykno? turning her into a meaningless batty weirdo was so, so rude of the fandom and whenever i come across good luna characterisation, i feel v happy. it’s why i think she’s deeper than she seems because like, idk, she feels like one of those stoners who’ll unlock the secrets of the universe if they’re high enough.

#sirius black #horace slughorn #luna lovegood #adrian pucey #ok the half slash thing means it’s not a 100% thing ok? that was a deliberate decision #sirius on his own is absolute perfection but will i give up the chance to push my prongsfoot propaganda? NEVER #which is why i love him in a pair dynamic #also it pushes the good godfather sirius thing which we need more of anyways #tell me pucey doesn’t take u to puke or puking pastille #i honestly love luna #the stoner comparison is very affectionately done #for slughorn #deeper than they seem — he’ll give u the best product available in the WW #whoops these tags r a mess #ask game #pen’s asks

[missspringthyme]

February 19th, 2024

Forgot! To set! My alarm! Tomorrow morning I swear.

I did finally do all the laundry (3 loads!) so that's good. I'll have to vacuum tomorrow. The washing machine was in high demand for a Monday, I may have to switch my laundry day to combat this if it becomes a trend. The whole point was to avoid weekend wait times.

I didn't get groceries so I didn't eat breakfast, but instead I had one massive meal that's kept me full the entire day (a bowl of miso, a block of fried tofu, some rice with furikake, and cucumber). I feel like I finally understand Thanksgiving. While I was out in the kitchen making my bruninner (breakfast+lunch+dinner), Finnish roommate and two of her friends came in to have some cheesecake. One of which I had met before (stoner indian guy), but I hadn't met the other girl. They're all engineering students and it's exam season right now, so they're all suffering. I mostly just listened to the complain and occasionally chimed in with my own stuff.

I will admit, I'm feeling a little self conscious because I had a big flare up of congested pores around my mouth and my chin that I very stupidly picked at. Needless to say I'm not feeling at my most pretty. Ironically though, I feel like I've escaped a lot of the damage that could have been done to me by only developing problems with my skin as an adult. I feel like if I had acne in high school I wouldn't be able to leave my room without make up. Anyway, they gave me some cheesecake as well which was really nice. It tasted incredible as well, and I paired it with a mug of lavender tea.

I left to go to my first lab meeting, they're having members present their research to us and this first one was about body-brain rhythms. They're holding a conference on the topic this September in Italy and said if anyone wanted to volunteer to let them know. I 100% am, but set a reminder to email the guy tomorrow so I don't look too thirsty. I mean, I already was considering being in Italy before graduation. What could be more perfect? The presentation was interesting too, I'm considering going in person on Mondays so that I can have an excuse to go to campus (and be a little bit more of a well known face in the lab ;)), the only thing that I'm concerned about is that I essentially can either listen or look like I'm listening. At least on a zoom call I can do things off screen, so people don't really notice but in person stuff is always a fight to remain focused and awake. I ended up drawing this during the presentation, and all I could think about is that hopefully one day I have enough credibility that I could openly doodle during a meeting. It would genuinely help me so much. Ah well. For the sake of my career it's probably better I attend in person, look engaged, but have nothing stick in my head. How ironic.

The rest of the day I spent playing some sims, watching modern family, and hiding out with my phone on do not disturb. I'm trying to create some actual, intentional moments of space so I can properly recharge. I think things are slowly getting better, but also I have the feeling I'm not going to end up putting sheets on my bed tonight. What can you do.

#febuary #roommates #thesis

[iii-days-grace]

i'm a massive stoner and im also at slightly higher risk for schizospec disorders already on account of family history. haven't had my lucky break yet but i have also discussed all this with doctors, if you cared.

but i don't really - thing is i know my risks, both positive and negative, i've observed what my friend THC does to me and it seems to be fine so far.

if this sounds blase its because it is. n of one longitudinal study babey. self-funded too!

i have anxiety, i cant be worried about making constant inferences based on unknown data all the time. that's why i smoke weed.

#original post #n of one longitudinal study babey #the only one there is #i guess once i get my 'green card' (medical weed license) that would be the equivalent of government funding #lets you buy direct from manufacturers #very easy to get dont worry

[chilipowder9]

hey hey, id love to ask you a fireside (if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?) from autumn ask and also 34 (Who/what was your last dream about?) and 58 (Favourite weather?) from horrible ask!

my goodness!! thank you for questions friendo!!!! AND you made it easy for me and added what the questions are? poggerssss <33

fireside: DIY everything, clothes that are sensory safe for me, and fit my mood changed between pretty, stoner, and "wtf is that?" my favorite color is green and it looks good on me so probably a lot of green, but red's kinda my thing so... yeah

def fingerless gloves, piercings, beanies, and patch jackets though!

idk if makeup is included but I think makeup is a fun toy that I would love to play with! I like currently to do little eyeliner but in the future it'd be fun to play with colors!

34: uh... hard to answer bc most of my dreams are weird as hell and I often don't remember the plot (think: my family were all the cast of My Little Pony and the table was made of waffle and I was a waffle and I was running around in a maze in the table while my hooved family tried to eat me bc waffle) but I think the last one that was about a PERSON and not some weird anxiety of mine (most recent one was me driving my beat-up car that I can't drive yet on Rainbow Road except There Were No Rainbows and I Died Horribly because Idk How To Drive) was about... actually idk if my comfort character dream or my friends dream came most recent so have both ig

comfort character (mileena from MK (all games)): we literally had dinner, it was a little weird bc she was eating raw potentially not animal meat but I'm pretty sure she was eating what I was but uncooked (I was eating some form of beef) and had a nice time and I called her pretty and she blushed and opened her mouth to speak then I woke up and almost cried bc she's always seen as ugly in the games no one ever saw her face and called her pretty aND THE ONE TIME I GET THE CHANCE-

friends: my best friend and a bunch of unknown women and me all lived in a house, everything was clearly DIY but in an oddly feminine way which makes sense bc my best friend is pretty dang feminine... anyway we just made a massive nest and snuggle puddled onto it and I did actually cry after this one because I don't ever get physical affection anymore and I want it with my friends so bad bUT THEY'RE WAY OVER THERE (nest as in Omegaverse world building: IT'S NOT A GENRE IT'S A WORLDBUILDING TOOL/FUN CONCEPT QUIT TELLING ME I'M A PERVERT)

58: as a Louisianan? snow, it's cold, and I clocked my brother in the balls once it was hilarious//personally? rain, any rain, I don't like thunder only because Mom doesn't let me out in it, nor can I swim if it's heard in the distance and water is basically my therapy anyway point is RAIN IT FEELS SO GOOD ON MY BODY I GET TO RUN AROUND AND FEEL LIKE MY SKIN AND BODY ARE MINE WHILE I RUN IN THE GRASS AND MUD SINGING AND FEELING THE SKY GIVE ME KISSES it's also nice bc "tired and need a self care day? SLAP SOME RAIN ON THAT SHIT AND YOU GOT A NAP RIGHT THERE"

thank you for the questions!! please ask more, personal ones are okay too!!! sorry if I got too rambley, I just like communicating with fellow human persons

#actually autistic #punk community