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kidfoundonstreets · 2 years

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uhm AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA last post spopilers everywgewre................

now you may be wondering

how did i get here after staring at this while eating i realized that his braid was specifically cut off......its funny bc 1. that means the braid is a whole other being than his head 2. i threatened to do the exact same thing that aside i feel absolutely deathy destroyed. this is my story. witch’s hea | ok enough this actually sucks ass WHO DID THIS?? WAS IT EVEN ONE OF US?? AND THE WRITING TOO TOTAL BULLSHIT IT SAYS HIS HEAD WAS SEVERED OFF WITH A KNIFE that is not lady dorothy ik we dont know her but i dont feel like she’d do that i know that ashe probably wouldve killed the others but damn. okay also why was ashe in noel’s room? it doesn’t make sense ok so we stole his key and went into his room. took the newspaper walked around a bit and wnet into wilardo’s hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why was ashe even interested in witches in the first place like what made him become a researcher how did this all start when did he become so desperate oh well sirius’s dead rip “ill tell you tomorrow” it never works the guy didnt deserve that at all. literally what did he do to you this ??? guy i really really hope isnt noel (im saying this bc my brother keeps saying its noel when it probably isnt but still) it could be something the demons planned but i dont think theyd interfere or would they ighhhjhkhuuhhg noel after waking up always too late: well shit lime i feel sorry but stop

this is too far “the killer is clearly dorothy” claire i love you but somebody bonk her i honestly have no idea who did it. it might just be someone outside the cast so that guy is noel’s father,, but it seems that he might’ve not been too attached to admit it was best so easily or he could just be repressing his feelings also patricia millers....................................mom istg alright i found zizel and talked to her,, what do they mean first time have they been repeating stories?? like i hate to compare but the ai simulations?? how is that even possible???? do they just make these groups of people go through this over and over to see what happens and this is one of the things that interests them claire and noel being closer

so noel’s basically chained to this mansion if he wants everybody else to go free thats so messed up

THE GOSSPIERS. WORSTIES but “always” so it really is

WHAT THE HELLITY HELL ITS AGAINST THE RULES TO KILL HUMANS LIKE THAT THOUGH SO IM NOT WORRIED BUT UGHGHHGRGHKRH claire affects noel’s actions so much and they know that THEY KNEW THE GAME CREAOTDS ACTUALLY KNEW THEYRE HERE TO TORTURE ME ITS REAL THEY KNOW I CANT DO THOSE CAREFUL STAY IN LINE PUZZLES GODMDNAIIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DID IT WITH 32 SECONDS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

unrequited love real

OF COURSE IT WAS A DUMMY DOLL AFGHH HOW DID I NOT THINK OF IT IT WAS FUNNY BUT STOP ANYWAY also about lime basically wanting to do all of these things. damn youre really desperate for that “love” youre never gonna get

SADLY THIS IS A QUEEN MOMENT

#kid's heart #im suffering #next post #i promise just let me die first

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thelasttime · 9 months

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ok so see i follow this really lovely youtuber and she’s the same age as me (26) and she’s almost always mostly (i think) been single and she’s so nice and always talked about everyone doing stuff at their own pace in life and she’s the baby of her family still living at home with her parents in england etc and THEN SUDDENLY LAST WEEK SHE GOT MARRIED??? AND WNET ON HER HONEYMOON???????? and turns out she mentioned this guy ONE time they only started dating maybe a year ago and if u missed thag vlog everyone thought she was still single and it’s been wild anyway her now husband’s name is rick so this is another ricktuation to me

rick-tuation i can't

#asks #asking you this*#anonymous #imagine if i just got online one day and i was like #hey guys i got married today #what would y'all even do

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owo-my-house-nice · 1 year

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A funny confession, i have a crush on one of my friends and it's so funny

So im an aromantic person and, suddenly i have developed feelings for this one person. But im not sure if its a platonic crush or romantic. Im leaning towards platonic because, i don't wan't to do romantic things with them, and all that jazz. yknow??

The person i have a crush/squish on is also aromantic. AAAA insane i know. Let's call them Anna.

So im a sane person, and decided WOAH YKNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY???

I DMED THE PERSON AND TELL THEM THAT "I think im crushing on someone" and of course being their Anna self. They were really supportive. But TEHY DONT KNOW ITS THEM.

What i told them was, i had a crush on a neighbor of mine, I KNOW THE WORST LIE IMAGINABLE

So i went on a rant about ""this person i have a crush on"" on how they're so sweet and nice and all that diabetes junk 😭😭

they start interrogating me if we hang out a lot and stuff AHDKADJK. oh it was so funny.

And ok so before i did that i did this thing

i went to the huge friendgroup chat and like i asked everyone "how does crushing feel like, for school"

and of course the rest of the friend group was bi so they yknow yeah. They start explaining what its like and then one person said, "Why cant you just describe friendship" lets call this person Polar.

but me being me said "oh just go on i want to see howd yall describe it"

So naturally it became a lot suspicious, so everyone started sussing. and one of them figured it out in a way

anyways now im dming another friend lets call them Nora. i told nora that they figured it out, and told thme to hush hush shush about it. because itd be VERY EMBARRASING. cause AAAAAAAA, im not used to this yknow and itd be terrifying if everyone knew about it all at once.

But see, i didnt tell pink i had a crush on Anna. I just told them i had a crush in general and they were supportive about it, woo!!

And now im ranting about how they wont leave my mind to them hurray!!!!

And well

The following days isjust me DMing Anna and gushing about the person i like, WHICH IS THEM. and i cant everytime

So today now im like we were talking about platonic marriages, and how we should have a wedidng themed party. because last night i was gushing ove rthe fact about wedding receptions but without the actual marriage part. so they thought hey!!! its just a party but wedidng themed!!

and like soemthing soemthing happened, and now im like telling them

"haha like our wedidng party" and they were like "yeha tahtd be silly"

and AAAAA i instantly wnet to their dms and went

"AAA THEYRE SO OBLIVIOUS OR NOT WHO KNOWS" and they were like "TEHY KNOW???"

so i went on a rant about how the person i like (which is them) is like either really oblivious or already knows but just isnt saying anything.

and they said "they migggght know" and said that it depends on teh eprson yknow. im just squinting at their dms, cause its a funny convo.

Ok but like, THEYRE SUCH A GOOD WINGMAN AGDGKHD THEY JUST DONT KNOW ITS THEM WHO IS THE ONE I NEEDED WINGMAN FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE AND AAA. I love them

They're my bestfriend and i enjoy their company a lot :') ashame i cant just TELL ONE OF MY FRIENDS THIS STORY BECAUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA its just BSGJCHSDJKSD :(((((

and yayy the otehrs might just idk make fun/ meme me to death and :'DDDD

Hi anns mwah 1/10/2023

#funny story #anonymous confessions #confess your sins

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axolotl-druk · 3 years

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Anyway a good movie about hockey, obligatory residencial schools and Indigenous Canadian experiences is Indian Horse by Richard Wagamese

#BUT YES sports were also a way to ok im too tired but u get it #just boarding schools and sport profits while still treating players as second hand citizens #and dont even think arts were an option #like even know more agresives ones are relegated to showcase of violence and keeping the savage image when a menacing display was needed bec #of how society worked #and the traditional festive ones are toned down to appear more classic and be done by non indigenous people who get to perform on wider audi #totally unrelated but continuing the dance vs sports conversation #dkjnvdksj ok now im sad because I really hated learning folklore in school because it was the whole boys steps vs girls steps and ugh #also because IDK it was fashion to be iugh traditional dances #except when they wnet we dont have enough boys who want to play their role and oh boy time to shime #but still because sweaty hands made all the girls be discusted xd #BUT oh boy i think recently I have come to appreciate the dificulty of an actual good dance learning and not the ok just walk because doing #the stomping is freaking hard ok i dont know if i was fitter in school or if the teachers were like ok idc

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she-toadmask · 3 years

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So I have a separate Firefox window with all of the fanfictions I'm reading open in tabs on it. I'm too lazy to figure out any other way to organize them.

I went to close the window so I could reopen it and have all the fics automatically refresh to see how many updated without having to do an extra click.

Firefox has a setting that warns you when you're about to close a window with multiple tabs.

I have 113 tabs open. 113 fanfictions I care about and want to see update. I guess there's one tab I haven't closed that I keep meaning to give up on and there are a few that are at the edge of my 'it's not updated in a while it might be dead' threshold but still. 113 fics that I am interested in reading. Fucking hell.

#untagged #swearing #categories include: 2 hp+cp fics one of which has an update i have not read #dsnp member in h3rmitcraft fics #other h3rmit-focused fics #a few other non-yt minec fics #pokemon fics including ash ketchum (seriously i am reading an absurd number of those i just like him ok)#pokemon fics not including ash ketchum (very few these days including one that technically has him but not much)#two or three tsides fics from when i used to consume a lot of that fandom's fic content. i still like them and want to see their endings #i think that covers everything i have open #not that i wnet through all of them just now i just remember having those #oh yeah i used to have 2 fn@f-related fics but i think i closed both of them recently because i realized i did not care anymore #yeah one of them had updated twice and i never got around to reading and the other one like #i started reading for affection purposes and it doesn't update frequently enough to keep that alive

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gillsfillers · 2 years

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ok what I am about to describe to you is my own fault and I acknowledge this. if I had not listened to the demon that lives inside me none of us would have to know about this

I wnet into the into1 ao3 tag for anthropological research and it was scary in there but the thing that has really stuck with me was a fic that was like "as everyone knows liu yu and zhou shen are the only omegas on chuang" it dealt me critical damage and I cant stop thinking about it. the fact that this fic exists in the first place says so much about how white fandom spaces treat Asian men's sexuality but to single out those two was just like... oof. im pretty sure theyre just guys

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stainedglassfish · 3 years

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ok so...today I left my house and this moment was really special for me because all the other times because of the pandemic eveyrything was fast and there was o time to simply vibe but this time it had

So, I went out, my mother wnet to get her second shot of the covid vaccine and it was cool because the line to do it was in another place, the back of the clinic and I saw some houses and trees I had never seen before and it was cool. I even had time to spend some time just looking at them because it took a time for the uber to come.

Then we went to this shop that sells art and office supplys and something that happened was that my mother had to spend some time talking with my dad through the phone to know which type of pens she should buy. So I simply got a big time to look at everything I wanted! And, like, it was really cool because I really like that shop and there were some really cool things like carrot shaped pens and cute/weird sharpeners that also had an eraser. I bought china ink, a new sketchbook that is better than all the others I used because it has more pages and also it has this spiral thing, a new eraser that is longer and the shape is better for me than those blocky ones, one of those erase pens pen and these wonderful stabilo 8b that is simply the best pencil that I've ever used! It was also really cool because I used to wait for the uber to go back home after school in front of that store.

Then we went to the mall and boi...boi the first thing I saw was one of these claw thigs to get plushies and THERE WAS A GODAMN TOTODILE PLUSHIE AKA MY FAVORITE POKEMON! I made my mother waste 5 reals just to see if luck was on my side and it wasn't but one day my gay little hands will hug that plushie and never let go. Then we went to some clothing stores and the big deal was with the second one. My mother decided to go to the second floor to see what was there and, if she had never ever had the curiosity, I would have never seen the most wonderful thing in the world. A WHOLE BED CASE OF BATMAN STUFF. PILLOW CASES BLANKETS EVERYTHING! I end up only with a pillow but THAT WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH!!!!!! I also saw some cool pet stuff like bed and toys there.

Then we went to buy food and that's something I really like dunno why. I got Pepsi Twist which is my favorite drink after water (lol) and there wasn't pepper and I think that's really weird for a supermarket to not have pepper, I also got Pringles and discovered I only weight 65 kilos and that's kinda weird because I was 63 in third grade. Well, I'm only 1,55 and only grew ten centimeters since that time so it makes sense, even more because I had my first period kinda early. Anyway I also got chocolate and lots of cool stuff and life is great! I'm really happy :D

oh my gosh that sounds great!!! i hope you get your plushie someday!! so happy you’re in a good mood

i’m driving at the moment and probably won’t be available much for a couple days, but i’ll be around a bit

#asks from caterpillar #asks #cw caps

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mediocre--writing · 3 years

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The One With Sun Poisoning

(billy and bee series)

it’s so strange how children of the same dna are so similar yet so different. billy can stand inches away from the sun and look like a tanned god, but if bee so much as looks at a lightbulb wrong, she burns cherry tomato red

she thinks the world has just cursed her.

billy thinks she needs to learn about a cool, new invention called sunscreen.

the first few times they go to the beach in the summers, she burns. every single year.

only picks up a routine for not burning after the first three or four trips.

it’s never really that bad. she gets burned, complains for a day or so, then lives like normal.

until one summer, billy was around 16, and the bee got sun poisoning. it’s bad

she got dehydrated while at the beach with friends all day and ended up fainting, then threw up, one of the girls she was with wnet to the phone booth to call her house and get someone (billy) to pick her up

they got her under a shade and got a bottle of water from a vendor on the dock. billy’s loud-ass car can be heard from miles away and a still-kinda-out-of-it-bee has that internal monologue of:

shit. he tells me every year to be prepared for when it gets super hot again and i got all sunburnt and now he’s gonna be upset

(but only upset. because billy’s mean but he can never hold it in his heart to actually be mad at bee)

but he comes down the dock/beach and gets his sister to stand up and walk back to the car with him

it isn’t until they get all the way home that he notices the blisters forming on her shoulders where the sunburn looks the worst.

and it isn’t until she’s had a cool shower that he notices her shivering a little bit. and she’s kinda out of it still.

he can only convince her to wear one of his old, soft t-shirts because everything else is too tight or rubs her skin wrong. she's also wearing tiny shorts that can barely be seen by the t-shirt that makes it a quarter the way down her thighs.

he gets her to drink more water and decides for himself that if she still looks this bad (or worse) in a few hours, then he’ll go to the hospital or something.

(because neil is off with susan on a ‘romantic trip’ because max is at her grandmother’s that week and the hargrove kids are fine on their own)

but she doesn’t get better. it’s even worse.

she threw up again, she’s still shivering but overheated, the blisters are puffing up more and her eyelids droop a lot and she looks pale, even with the sunburn.

and for god's sake, billy wishes that she’d been more responsible and worn sunscreen or gotten out of the sun when she felt overheated, but there’s nothing to be done now and he just needs to make sure nothing horrific happens to his baby sister.

and he gets her into the car, two cold washcloths on her shoulders and a bottle of water in each cup holder as he drives to the urgent-care a few miles away.

once they get there, billy’s grumbling starts

(“urgent care my ass, it takes five and a half hours to see a doctor in this shithole”)

but billy’s still making sure that bee’s comfortable. he bought another water from a vending machine in the waiting room and pulled at a few strands of her hair to braid, which seemed to ease down her tense shoulders

it takes a little over two hours to be called into a check-up room and billy’s sitting and grumbling off to the side while bee is sitting hunched over on the examination table

it takes another hour for them to get confirmation on her sun poisoning and get antibiotics prescribed.

(i know you have to be older than 16 to get medication without an adult but let’s pretend)

so they have to drive to the pharmacy across town to pick them up, another hour between the driving and waiting, then they get back home

bee takes the pills with a glass of water and falls asleep on her back, shoulders still super tender from the blistering.

billy falls asleep sitting up against her headboard that night, just to make sure she didn’t need anything or throw up in her sleep.

when she wakes up the next morning, she nuzzled herself into billy’s side/lap and his hand was resting on her head, a light touch, but a reassuring weight

they get through the day with relative ease. the medication makes the bee super tired and drowsy so she doesn’t do much during the day.

but she doesn’t faint or throw up again, which is a win in billy’s book

but her blistering is bad. they’d picked up an antibacterial cream and aloe from the pharmacy as well, but she cried last night because the cream burned so bad, and so billy didn’t want to force that on her again, choosing to wait a day or so before trying again.

unfortunately for bee, billy gets to give one of his famous and loved (note the sarcasm) big brother speeches about making sure that you keep yourself safe

hypocrite.

but the bee sits quietly and listens.

but it makes her happy because if this lecture was coming from neil, it would be respect and responsibility and end with a slap or two, use harsh words and threats to make his point known.

but billy says it because he cares about her well-being. he's annoyed that she was careless and is hurt because of it, that she made a mistake but it’s ok because there’s someone there to help her when she messes up.

and that’s the only reason she sits through billy's little rant and deals with his nagging. because he loves her in his own, billy-esque, way

#billy Hargrove #billy and bee #billy stranger things #stranger things #billy's a big ol softie #who's kinda fed up with bee #mediocre—writing

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finding-the-daylight · 4 years

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So, now that my finals are officially over, I am going to proceed to have a drink or two or three and rewatch Eclipse. Here’s (soberly) what I remembered from the film prior to starting this account (since starting this account, posts re:Eclipse have reminded me of things I’m not going to include in this introduction):

1. Bella is basically playing tic-tac-toe with Edward and Jacob and her feelings for them. She can’t make up her mind. When I watched it the first time, my dad was in the living room half paying attention to it and said she was very selfish.

2. Edward tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

3. Jacob tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

4. Both fight for her affection and even though she’s engaged to Edward, she won’t let go of Jacob.

5. When the newborn army shows up, Bella cuts her arm with a rock.

6. There’s awkward tension in the tent.

That’s literally all I remember of the movie while sober (aside from what I have relearned from posts about Eclipse on this blog). My drunken thoughts will be below the break:

Okay, so this dude I think his name is Riley is lowkey kinda dumb, no offense. Like he just stood there and screamed “WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?” This is how all horror movies end badly. You don’t talk back. You run or hide or esape.

THE MEADOW IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. IT’S THE PUREST THING WE HAVE IN THIS FANDOM OMG HE’S PLAYING WITH EHR HAIR AND I JUST WANT SOMEOEN TO PLAY WITH MY HAIR. DAMN BELLA, MY FINALS ARE OVER. SUCKS TO SUCK, DOESN’T IT?

I never noticed the CUllen cuff before, but now thanks to this blog it’s all I’m looking @ lmao.

I FCKING LOVE CHARLIE TOO MUCH AND HE DESERVED BETTER THIS WHOLE TIME. HE IS SUCH A GOOD FATHER AND HE DESERVES THE BEST.

THERE’S A GLOWING RED LIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WTF I THINK IT’S THE REFLECTION OF A CAR LIGHT BUT I FUCKING SWEAR

NVM ITS GONE

WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD?? YOU MESSED WITH BELLA’S TRUCK SO SHE COULDN’T SEE HER FRIEND? FUCK. I WOULD’VE DUMPED YOU AND LEFT YOU IN THE WOODS BRO.

Edward sitting with Bella’s friends. We can’t help but stan. He’s still a bitch for the truck thing though.

I love how Alice looks @ Edward and tells him the party will be fun because she knows nothing bad will happen. But then he reads her mind and looks conerned wtf is ognna happen?

Side note: I really like the lighting in this movie. Everyone has a healthly glow. They lokk happy.

The fucking Volturi always gotta ruin everything. Bitch ass hoes. Ol’ crusty asses acting like some outdated monarchy. Why don’t the vamprires start a democratic government?

Charlie really deserved better. Like I know they couldn’t tell him teh truth but they could’ve been slightly less untruthful prbabl.

I WANNA FIND SOMEONE WHERE MY MOM SAYS WE’RE LIKE MAGNETS WITH EACH OTHER. I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK @ ME LIKE I’M THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. DAMNIT EDWARD. DAMNIT STEPHENDW.

Y’ALL ARE TELLING ME THE ENTIRE CULELN CLAM COMBINED COULDN’T TKAE OUT VICTORIA? THIS SHIT IS GETTING UNREALISTIC LMAO.

THE MUSIC THAT STARTS PLAYING WHEN JAKE TURNS AROUND IN THE PARKING LOT SENT ME LMAOOOOO.

Leah is such a badass and I wnat to be best friends with ehr plase.

ALSO FCK THIE IMPRINTING STORYLINE.

SAM AND LEAH WERE HAPPY TOGETHER.

NO BELLA YOU DON’T FUCKING WANNA KNOW WHAT IMPRINTING IS. NONE OF US WANTD WTO KNWO. IT NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN WRITTEN.

Taylor and Kristen are such babies in this movie. They’re so young and precious. WHIH REMINDS ME WHY TF DID SPTHEJNFNWFNA MAKE THIS SEIRESO ABOUT CHIDLREN??!?! I STILL SAY IF THE CHARACTERS HAS BEWNNF MORE MATUEE AND IN LIKE THEIR MID OR LATE TWNETIEMS OR THIRTIS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. FIUCKUNG FIGHT ME.

INITING BELLA TO HEAR THE TRIBE’S HISTORIES? THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION FUCK STEPHEN0AWFJQ. BITCHJ.

SETH IS SO PRECIOUS. AGAIN. THEY’RE ALL SUCH BABIES. THESE POOR CHILDREN.

this hwoel shite is sof ukcing offensie. bitch. listen. why tf did stpehwb fafb have to appropriate cultues like this? BITCH>> you do realize if the legnds are actually like this they’rel ike that because it’s aout defeating yo white as sright? like your’e aware stpehebe ?

omg bree is so scare d poor baby. literally why did stephenjdbawfbi do this? she just wnated to be ok not hurt anywaon.

exuce me vut CARLISLE IS HOT AS FUCK BITCH

edward is saying some real romantic shit and i sill hate him for the turck thing but like he loves her so much btu he’s stil an asshoel in this smovie

I’M ABOUT TO HATE JACOB I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES I’VE SEEN THE GIFS HOE WE GONNA GIGHT. BITCH SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU DON’T PUSH HER LIKE THIS. DUMBAS S HOE BITCH. YOU’RE GONNA FIGHT FOR HER? I’M GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT YOU BTCH. I WISH SHE WAS ALREAYD A VAMPIRE SO RTHAT PUNCH WOULDA HURT BITCH YOU DESERVED IT.

THESE FUCKWITS ARE FIGHTING OVER HER AND NOT LISTNEING TO HER THEY ARE BOTCH CANCELLED. BELLA NEEDS TO LEAVE BOTH THESE HOES AND GET A NEW MAN WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO LISTNE. BITCHES.

I love Emmett so much. BELLA SHOULD FINA A MAN LIKE HIM. IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES.

ROSALIE IS ABOUT TO POP TF OFF. SHE IS A QUEEN AND I LVOE AND SUPPORT HER. the saddest thing about this is that she thought her life was perfect and then some fucking asshoes ruiend it. she was so happy. wtf im gonna cry. fuck. i hate sptehej n so much. these gross ass hoes i’m gonna cik all theyre assses. this is so gross i’m so angry literaluy setthing beithc. BUT THEN SHE GETS HER REVENGE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL. FUCK THOSE BASTARS. but she;s so sad it breaks my heart. she wants to be human so bad. this scene is so sad and it’s theonly good scene in twilight and nikki reed deserves an ocsa like if you agree.

jane and alec more childrne who should’ve been able to be children fck the volturie

why the hel is jessica the fucking valedinact ion? it should’ve been bella they made her seem so damn smart but now she’s not theo ne? i don’ beliee it. but anna kendrick is a gift and now i wanna watch ptiche perfect. CHARLIE is so pure he deserved better and i’m gona kep saying it.

i love those fucking rose colored lamps hanging at the cullens house int he window at hte party scene can anyone link them to me i need?

why the hell is the wolfpack athe cullesn hosue? this doesnt make sense and it doesn’t seem real am i too drunk and imabginf this?

jno wait it’s real. jake’s appolgoizng.

how fucking conventinet the woflpakc is there hwen alice realizes there abotu to be attacked. this aint realistc. bitc.

why are these kids being forces to act like audls? “I wans;t asking for permission” hoe you’re like 16 go home and go tib ed and odnt go to war.

these woflies gonan kick yo ass edward get tf out

i’m laughign nrow but nothigng funy is happening lmaoooo

fck carlisle is really hot as fuck his jawline kills me

i hate jasper’s hair here i’m sorry i know we all lovehim bt heis hair is a dam nmess

belal is so fuckign negative all the time no one is gonan get killed exceptsvictoris

THE COWBOOIIIII WHY DOES HE LOOKS LIKE OWNE WILSON IN THIS DAMN LIGHTIN? ALICE AND JASPER LOVE EACH TOHER SO MUCH MY APLOGIZKE MAAM FCK IT UP.

why thfe fuck is hake comparing his situaton with leah and sam and emily? We are nto the same hoe wae are not the same. bella is choosing edward sit yo ass down. but i still thin kyall are both problemastic as fuck in thos movie and hse deserves better.

CHARLIES DESEVRS BTETER THEY KEEP LYIGN EVEN WHEN THEY DUCKGN DONT NEED TO

reblog if you thought edward and bella wre gona fuc, when she went over to his house in eclipse when yo ufirst read the book or saw the movue

he really oes love her a lot though fkcn i’m so alone

he looks si sad wgen he mentind ices tea on the porch poor edward

EVERY DANM MOMENR OF FOREVER BITCG I WANT LOVE LIK THST

LITERALLY THIS IS THE SUTPEIDEST PLOT EVER. A WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY TOO ATTACK ONE IGRL? BITCH. THIS AINT EVEM A THING.

im gettign ral tired yall dik if i waill mke it to the end of this movie but i will tru

i hate the enrgey from jae and efard in this tent. ya’ll are both dumb hoes and she could do better than either ofy ou.

WRHAT THE FUCK FASTER IF YOUR TOOK YORU CLOTHS OFF BITCH WHAT THE FUCK NOW I AM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH YOU IB HOEP BELLA OUBCHES YOU WHEN SHES A VMAPRIE STUPID HOE 16 YEAR OLD SHOULD BE AT HOME IN BED INSTEAD OF IN A TENT TRYING TO FIGH A FCUKCN WAR

edward is such an emo boi in the tent and he thinsk she doesn;t lve him any more. yo ua stipiud hoe edearf but she still loves you anwyab ithc.

wheb edward said i’m not gonna force her into naythign ever agin i realized he was hte better man good for you eddie you fickun manned up you win

MY REASON FOR ESXITNST HOE I JST WNAT TO BE LOVED

now edwards bene a fuckboi again trying to hurt jake b ymaking sure he knew they were getting maried edward what the fuck iw was just starting to be on your side agian and you let me down like this

jacob is beign an emo boi now jake go be a child @ home and stop this nonsense you’re not a man go be a chid and take a nap and eat some grilled cheese youkk feel better

now she told him she wants to kiss him wtf bella don’t kead this bitch on he’s already in pain let hom gp home and eat a grilled cheese

mow bella’ supsetti spaghetti because edwards know she kissed jake

this shit is so unenecasialr dramtic wht the fuck yall like a whole army ofver one girl and then its like all everyboyd trying kill everybody this is bulshittheyre all children who should eb at home eating grileld chesses not at war

victoria is a real bitch lying to this boy telling hin she lvoes him hoe bitch

og shit efward ifs pissed now he’s tauntign ab ithc

i acutaly kinda fel bad for riley he wnet through so mcuh and was manipulated i wish the cullens could have adopted him and bree

oshit is the volutire

SAM DONT FUCKUGN TALK TO LEAH LIKE THAT EVER AGIAN YOU HOE

CARLISE AND I REPEAT AGAIB IS HOT AS FUCK FUCK CARLISRL

I LITERALLY AHTE THE VOLTURIE FOR KILLIGN VREE THEY WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN

JASPER KNOWS WHATS GOOD HE DOESN’T TURST THESE HOES

I’M SO PISEED THAT THE CULLENS NEVER FUCKING IFHT THE VOLTURIE LIKE CARLISLES IS SMART AS FUCK AND EHS TILL WONT START A DEMOCRAY LIKE YALL KNOW ROSLAIE WOULDVE FOGUHT FOR THAT SHIT TOO

I LVOE YOUDADY CARLISLE

THIS 16 YEAR OLD LYING UP HERE BECAUSE OF TE DUMBASS WAR I TOLD YALL TO GO GOEN AND EA A GRILELD CHEDWE

poor jakie he knows hed better good for her but she reallys loves eward jake deserved better than what he got reblog is youf agree he jst said he’s even love her after she’s a vamprie bruh go eat a grilled chease and love yourself

WERE BACK IN THE FUCKING MEADOW ITS LIT AND ITS LOVELY I WANNA FALL IN LOVE IN A MEADOW WITH A HANDAOME MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO LOVES ME UNCODNITONATLY

KIRSTNE STEQARD IS THE WBEST AND SHE DESERVED AN OSCAR FOR THIS MOVIE HER AND NIKKI REED AND NODBOYD ELSE

fianlly this bitch is gonna beh onest with chalrie took you long enough

that was an anticlamtnc ending but i love love

#Twilight #Twilight renaissance #drunk twilight #drunken twilight #twilight while drunk #twilight review #eclipse #eclipse review #eclipse while drunk #drunken eclipse #simp ass hoes fandom #simp ass hoes

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prettykikimora · 4 years

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;r’jkgkfdgkkgfjf;lj;gg ok im on google earth rn still and im looking at the mountin i used ti live under in newmexico and it reminded me of the itme where i begged my parents to take me up the mountain again like over and over again and my mom was fuckin,,,younger than I am rn at the time (JFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and she actualy did it and it was like 8pm at the time it was dark as fuck just driving the ranger up this mountain in the snow i think just becuaes i super wnated to go again i have no idea why she agreed to it it’s like a 2 hour drive just up this peak there’s mountain lions and bears and shit up there and everythign. then we wnet to whataburger at like midnight i think just adventures just straigut up adventures you know?

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Lockdown Diary Part 6

A personal account during the lockdown in the UK due to the Covid-19 outbreak.

23/03/2020 8:30pm Boris Johnson, UK Prime Minister, gives a live address to the nation to, effectively, put the country on lockdown to stem the spread of the deadly coronavirus strain, Covid-19.

Many of us have been self-isolating for days but this latest development within the UK in reaction to the pandemic feels very serious and very scary. I decided to keep a simple diary and where better but online.

Day 151: Great hour or so last night around Foggy’s. When I got home I watched World War Z and some stand up by Nate Bargatze and drank and smoked loads. Today, I got up just before 2pm and felt soooo unmotivated. I was going to have a day of doing fuck all but had a change of heart around 7pm so did my stair climb then walked for over an hour (7km) and got home at 9:30pm!

Day 152: Typing on day 153. I popped up and saw Foggy last night. One of the reasons was I wanted to take him a beer to say thanks for looking over my mitigation statement for my impending court hearing for speeding. He liked what i wrote but has given me some key amendments. Basically free solictor advice and I am very grateful. While there he hit me with the news that Ham’s sister, Preeya, has died (last Friday 14th August) from Covid 19. To say i was gobsmacked is an understatement. She was 49. The family could only talk to her over a loud speaker and had to say good bye that way as her life support was swithced off. Fucking hell, it’s terrible. And, what makes it worse, is how complacent I have become about the disease while it’s causing so much tragedy. As I said to Foggy, it’s important to renew our efforts in combatting this disease so that Preeya’s death at least means we learn. I also feel guilty for not realising that many people have passed like this - just because I (sort of) knew Preeya doesn’t mean I shouldn’t feel any less sorry for the dozens of people dying and many more affected everyday. My emotions are in turmoil and yet I’m not directly affected.

Day 153: Typing this on day 154. Gone midday before I woke up. Beers in the evening and watched Den of Thieves. Great film.

Day 154: Woke up at 2:37 pm FFS. Just done a walk and I feel like shit (booze induced).

Day 155: Went to bed at about 4am yesterday but was up at 10am today so, usual Monday correction of sleep patterns. Two long walks today plus a little housekeeping on photos, sharing to the Oundle chatter group, so, quite constructive. Hoir chat with dad plus a chat with a recruitment agemt about a helpdesk manager role in Peterborough.

Day 156: Typing on Day 157. I saw Karen sitting with TTP (and two others I couldn’t make out) at the T&K on my second walk. Why does that piss me off so much? I am being like Jack in Midnight Run. I need to let go.

I am also getting wound up with Tumblr - I can only make entries on this diary blog on the PC - when I try on the Android or Apple apps, they pop up with ‘post too long’. Trying getting info from Tumblr’s online help on that though - fucking not happening. I think I might move this to a Google Blog...it’s not like anyone else reads it. I’m not sure I’d want that - it’s far more a private diary now rather than the cute ‘blog’ idea it started out as. It is now a disciplinary exercise more than anything.

Day 158: Feeling less sorry for myself now. It’s 10pm and I am having a midweek beer as I wait for tea to cook.

Day 159: Decided I will split this diary into 30 day sections to appease Tumblr. My second walk today was at 8pm ‘cos it was pissing down from about 4pm ‘til 7:30pm...very dark and so wet. Home by 9.15pm.

Day 160: I went shopping in Corby (Tesco and Asda) - I only really went so I could get blue eggs. £75 on booze! I was going up to Fog’s tonight but at around 6pm it started to piss down. So, I shall drink at home. It’s 9.15pm, I think it’s going to get messy.

Day 161: Not sure when I wnet to bed last night but I didn’t get up until 2pm. Nice long walk (9km) in the rain!

Banners and Sam G went to London to have a few with Andy P. I’m a little flabbergasted, it’s like there’s no Covid19 all a sudden.

Day 162: Bank holiday Sunday so I am having a beer or two. Tea’s cooking, gonna watch The Accountant on BBC1 at 10.30pm. Today I got up at 1.55pm and managed to have a shower and be downstairs to see the start of the Belgian GP. Hamilton won, pretty easily. I then did my stair climb and a 9.8km (6 mile) walk.

Last night I watched a rather quirky, entertaining comic horror film called Ready or Not and then Ricky Gervais - Fame. That’s the tour I saw him live after seeing Henman’s final tennis match at the Davis Cup at Wimbledon. Bloody funny - the recording could even be the show Karen and I were at. Bed at around 5am, hence not egtting up ‘til way past midday!

Day 163: Bank Holiday Monday, just like a Sunday. I am making this entry on my phone as I'm now able to due to breaking up the diary blog into 30 day sections.

Molly's Game, a film I've tried to rewatch several times but it's never been free, is on BBC2 tonight. I'm recording it right now but actually watching Seinfeld from the start on All4. The first couple of episodes are a bit ropey if truth be told. Luckily, I know it improves.

Day 164: Managed to get hold of Michelle via her daughter Daisy to place a nice big order for C. Just as well ‘cos Tim’s ignoring me!

Rang and spoke with Barry Haddon today to check he’s OK.

Day 165: Picked up C from Michelle’s in Yarwell. While there I was mauled by her over friendly Staffordshirebull terrier getting bit on the thigh. Twice in six months I’ve been bitten by dogs.

Karen WhatsApp’d to see if I’d seen Miley Cyrus on the Live Lounge!

Day 166: Forgot to say that yesterday, I also bumped into and chatted with Pete Gilder. We mainly talked about (getting caught) speeding.

Today I did over 22k steps and I am fucked.

I replied to an email from Shirley at work HR. After the furloughed staff call on Thursday, which I didn’t attend, they want us to cash in some (more) hoilday, which is fine by me, but I have also asked if we are any clearer as to what happens on 1st October, when the rentention scheme ends. I await her reply.

Day 167: Another 20k stpes today. Just 24k needed to have completed 1m steps since the start of July.

It’s Friday, about 9.45pm. I’m going to watch Molly’s Game and have a few beers.

Day 168: Got up at just before 2pm. It’s now 10.15pm and I am just having my first beer, Today was a lazyish day, completed 12k steps.

Day 169: Completed the 1m steps with 24 days to spare. Woohoo. Now, I am unsure whether to reduce the walking I have got so used to doing? I think I might keep up an average of 11k steps a day which is all I would have needed to accomplish to reack 1m in 3 months.

I’m pleased I did it today since I :went to bed a nearly 5am this morning!

Day 170: Actually typing this on day 171. Feels weird having done the 1m steps, almost like I’ve nothing to do. However, I am of course going to keep walking but not quite as hard/much. I did feel liek I was walking myself into the ground all in the name of finishiong the task ASAP. So, today I only had one walk, did 11,5k.

Yesterday’s Italian GP was a cracker. Hamilton had a penalty and ikt ended up with Gasly winning. Full of incident including a red flag so the race ‘restarted’.

I completely forgot ot make this entry on the correct day?

Day 171: I have decided to press on with the walking - not quite so urgently as before - to see what I can achieve steps-wise in 3 months. So, today, an unusually hot day for September, I did 18k steps plus cleaned the bathroom, hoovered my room and stairs and hallway. I am fucked!

Today I have bought a set of smart scales and a new pair of Skechers. The Skechers were almost free (£69 reduced to £30ish which I had in Paypal) and the scales were £20. Still, I shouldn’t. I don’t know what will happen at the end of October when the CJRS ends plus I don’t know what punsihment will be dished out, any day now, for the speeding offence! Fuck it!

Day 172: An eventful day. Boris has restricted gatherings to no more than 6 people and will use ‘Covid Marshalls’ to police this. It’s causing a stir amongst the online community. I have set up accounts with Gurushots and Picfair to showcase my snaps. The latter offers the opportunity to sell them. I watched Anchorman 2. It was pretty good. I also postd on the Oundle chatter group about walking in front of a car the other day - the driver, a yound lady, was enchanting the way she just smiled and let me pass - I used it as an opportunity to ask about George Higgins saving a child from near death at the hands of a lorry, the post about which has disappeared.

Day 173: Lots have seen my post re: my car incident but the bait hasn’t been taken.

Sarah Haines made a nice comment about my photo posts on the Oundle Chatter group also saying that she doesn’t know me but, it turns out she does. She is James Watson’s ex from when I first moved to Oundle so we caught up on Messenger.

Rachel Harris posted a meme slating Boris about the fact we were all encouraged to go out and about (inclding the Eat Out to Help Out scheme) and now we are being sent back to ‘our room’. Some of the comments continue to slate the government. I couldn’t resist commenting that, had the royal ‘we’ maintined social distancing and remembered there’s a fucking pandemic, perhaps we might not be under impending severe lockdown, as it now looks like. I also mentioned photos I have seen (one posted by Rach herslf) whereby you could be mistaken for thinking that there isn’t a pandemic. I have finished the comment with a line about we can only blame ourselves, not the hapless government! I wonder what reaction that will get!

Day 174: Scales were delivered today. If they are accurate I am a little over 11 stones, from 12st 7lbs before lockdown. Can’t quite believe it. I have a yearly diabetic review with Lynne in October so i can check then. If the scales are wrong, I’ll be livid on 2 scores!

Friday night beers as I type. Been looking forward to them since last Saturday!

Day 175: I do not trust the new scales. I get a different reading each time I step on them and by 10-12 lbs. Fucking things. Boots arrived today - they’re going back as well. Footy season started today. Posh lost away to Acrrington Stanley. “Who are they?”

Day 176: The GP was reflagged again today (a new track at Tuscany. A red flag two races on the trot is most unusual. Hamilton won.

Day 177: I managed to get the scales working. I’m pretty much the same weight I was prior to ld (about 12.5 st). This leads me to believe that if I wasn’t doing all the walking I am, I would be as fat as a fucking house. On that note, Google Fit is playing up. It loses the step and heart point count for each walk (although the workouts retain the route map info) Wtf?

I think K and TTP might be a thing from a post I saw on FB whereby some chap (who I don’t know) commented on TTP’s post that it was nice to see him and K. Kinda gutted if it is true but I shouldn’t be. That’s all I will say on here.

Day 178: Jim contacted me today to let me know he’s leaving RCI. He was quite secretive about why and what’s going on but, there it is. He went on to say that HR will be contacting me shortly to call me back from furlough. Sueanne is taking over as team leader but that’s temporary. and that they will most likely promote from within. I struggling to think what it would be like if Mark was boss! The way RCI are and how disjointed it is with Jim as boss, I shan’t take it as read until HR do contact me. Also, I dunno how I feel about it...I have got so used to not working. But, and it’s a big but, I doubt I’ll have a job after the retention scheme finishes so, if this does pan out, it’s good. I’ll be back to job hunting while in a job, as per before the pandemic.

Also, I received an email letting me know the punishment for my speeding offence was 6 points and a £233 fine, plus costs (£90) and victim support (£34), £357 in total. More than I expected. But, no ban, so I’ll suck it up.

Day 179: Having midweek beers. I'm in that sort of mood.

Day 180: I WhatsApp’d Jim to let him know HR haven’t contacted me. His garbled response went from telling to give them a shout and let them know he is leaving, to which I asked ‘don’t they know?’, he then said hold fire (on Sueanne’s instruction) and she has said for me to sit tight and then, finally, that HR will contact me! Fuck knows what’s going on! I had a diabetic review with Lynne today. When you go to the surgery you have to let in, which I was by Keren. It was nice to see and chat with her. She is back with Ronnie which was news to me. Then Lynne came and got me. It was nice to see and chat with her also. She weighed me and I’m 12st 3lb. Apparently in Jan last year I was over 13st!

#diary #Tumblr diary #lockdown #covid19 #lockdownuk

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nytwhadestown · 4 years

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hey ok so i knnwo i am in college ;) on halloween (ie im doing wht college kids do u know....) and then i got home and listened to hadestown affter i wnet to a party (NYTW) and: being HONESt re/eve does not fuk and if damon were actually given what he deserfves and played orpheus on broadway he would have won that goddamn tony . i’ll still think this tomorrow i’ll still be right i just might not want to say it.

#pls dont reblog this because i'll pprobabyl regret it when im sober #liking and replying and or messagine me is fine and dandy tho.

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Tell me more about banana man, please

this fcuckr who looks like an elf in only this picture because i felt like giving him pointy ears

hell yeah

SO. his dad was a human and his mom was a banana. he doesnt know his dad and his adoptive mom was based off like. a plum or something

he bonded with other people in high school ish because of anime! he still loves anime but his old friends have moved on. his closest friends were percisi (peach in anothr language aha) and simon (who is sauces oc)

percisi helped him sell his soul to satan to get some mangas early. this was when platano was about 14 and i think percisi was 12? 13?

simons a bit of a coward but platano likes him!!! im pretty sure simon was platanos first crush

speakign of crush platano fell in love with another one of sauces ocs, sage,

who i drew a redesign for using th sims since he doesnt like his art even though its amazign :((( send him love at oh-dinosour !!!!!!!!!!! !! ! ! !

this part i dont like quite much and i might rewrite but their relationship started with platano stealing sage from his house on a really dark planet. platano saw sage and went “oh my god he can watch anime with me” and then made sage watch anime with him it was rather forceful !

if i rewrote it it’d probably be like bumping into each other somewhere and platano seeing sages cool shadow arms and being like “hoollly fuck” and then them hanging out talking about anime and such

YES platano loves anime yes hes a villain he SUCKS at being a villain.

when i see giovanni i think of platano but there’s a lot of differences between the two because platano can and WILL kill and also platano does not have big brother / dad energy . arcenciel has dad energy (or at least i TRIED to give him dad energy)

i like to beleive that platano and arcenciel had a thing a while back lets talk about arcenciel too i can also talk about eau if ur interested

heres the designs of arcenciel i cant figure out how to design him. like . making a character based off a rainbow is hard

his original self SUCKED ASS !! ! !! he was all like “but im not gay though ahhaha” while having a boyfriend but he got himself together after the two broke up . sage’s dads helped him and i think that’s sweet

the reason why arcenciel was scared of being gay was due to being bullied in school due to literally being named “rainbow” like here let me find the scene

chris and lyle r sage’s dads i’d send the original ref but sauce would kill me since he has “i hate my old art”itus . i mean yeah old art sucks but i like all his drawings theyre cute

also note that most of the characters are LGBT ! platano and arcenciel r gay and eau’s nonbinary now because i like to project onto characters

eau’s a water cowboy because the water was like “lets become a person” so eau’s just water in form of some emo cowboy !!! hes like 15 in umg (originally 13? i think?) but he’s been like. alive and out of the water for 3 years hes been alone in a house for 3 years by himself all alone

eau has a crush on meko im pretty sure jamies ok with that . mekos the main character and he is 16 ?

what i dont like about umg is that the first line is, becaus i couldnt think of anything else, meko buying dildos. it was a placeholder thing that never got edited so yeah aha

ANWYYAYSS PLATANO ! !

he draws a lot but its all in pointy-chin anime style let me try to find an example

im looking but then i rememebred that he bruises like a banana and theres also a drawing somewhere of him being hit by a broom

heres one drawing i dont htink this is good i want one of his diary doodles but i cant find them

i wnet up real far heres pablo . you might see that he does not look like his son, platano, and thats good.

thanks past me for putting a bucnh of old art all together

see look theres sage but old design .. . old designsse... . these were from 2018 because umg was made february of 2018

if you have any other questions because i honestly lsot where i was feel free to ask

the only reason qhy i got lost was because i started seeing my old old art fro mlike 2015 ahaha

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mega5t1ngr4y3ch0universe · 5 years

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EMH fanfiction

Vinnie was wake up from sleeping, then Evna jannnings wakled towerd him and siad to huim “vinnie we are now going to go the hundrfed acre woods forest and go to winnei the pooh’ holues since he invited us for a big party”, vinnie said “ok evan” and so they wnet to the forest, evan and vinnie efveyrmon kepty on loking fro winnie’s hoese but they couldnt find it, so evan puled out his gps out of his backpack ans said “maybe my gps will helps us to foijnd it” so he searched for tyhe location of winnie’s ghoues and a big greebn arrow appeared on the gps screen on where winjnie’s houes was located and there swa a yellow path that also appeared that showred them the path they had to follow to get to winnie’s hoiuse, they kept on following the path that showed themn the correxct dirterction adn theuy fianlyl arrived to the place where the arrow was ion the screen but the house wasnt there for soem reassin, evan and vinnie werte boht confusementised, “this is vbery stronge” said ewvan, and then suddenlty the gps started to act in a very unusula manenr, there was static on the screen sometimes and the screen soemtrimes kept changing colors and the cvolros weer magenta, cyan, turqwuoise, army green, indian yelklow, azuer and orange, and the gps kept making weird high pitched beepijng sounds and therae was many pixels on teh screen, and then screen all went dark purpekl and then a rabbit appeasrd on the screen, and then a countdoun to 10 started on the gps so evan thrwe thje gps as far as he cuold and then it ladned on the grund and landed on the gruond and when the countdowen finnaly overed it went KABOOM and there was pieces of the gps all over the plaec, and then evan said “shit, now HABIT is follwoing us”, but suddenly many strong and bnig monstres appeared behoind them, so they had to run away real fast like the speed of sound otehgrwise the monsters would kill tehm, they kept runnin runnin and runnin runnin and runnin runnin and running running until they couldnt hear the soinds of the monsters anymower, then vinnie said “what do we do nwo evan” and even did the shrugged, but tehn they heard a creepy sound that sound like an animal eating meat, they looked towerd where the sound was started adn they saw the rake eating the remains of piglet and also the one of roo, then he noticed our heroes and he charged towerd them, and he leaped towerd vinnie and tried to kill him, but when the raek was cloes enoguh vinnie started to punch him in the face real fast and real hard 67 tiems in a row and then he punchged him even harder in the stomach and the rake was sent crashing towerd a tree and then he landed on ground, vinnie and the raek fought for a little moer tiem until vinnie won by snapping the rake’s ncek and also ripping out his heart and his lungs and his bladder and his liver and his kidneyts and he died, vinnie said “HOORAY I WON” evan said “but now it is not tiem to celebrate, HABIT is definitely still following us” vinnie said “yes, that is true”, but then slendremna appeared in fornt of our herose and he said “i am going to kill both of yuo” and then tentacles taht were both black and long came out of hsi back, but then vinnie pulled out his katana and he cutted all of tthe tall oen’s tentackles and slender said “OH NO” and vinen finally finished him oof by slicing him in half with the sdwiort and evan said “damn vinnie, i nevre knew you were such a badass” vinnie said “thank yuo evna fro uyo complioment” and tehn they started looking for pooh’s houese agian, they finally found it but it swa on fier and in front of ity there was a crucified kanga and also a crucified christopher robin, a hanfged owl and a hanged arbbit, and a decapitated tigger and aslo a decapitated winnie the pooh, vinnie and evan both looked at this terrigyingh sight with horrified faces, “who could haev doen thsi” siad vinnie everyman and then evan’s eyes went purple and he starte to speak in a demonic voice and he siad “it swa me vinnie” vinnie said “oh shit” anfd inHABITed evan tried to stab vinnie in neck but vinnie blocked the attack and he punched inhabited ievan in the faec and then he said ”have i ever told you about my little secret HABTI” and HABIT said “i do nto think so” and then vinnie said “i am a kung fu master, i spent many many years learning it and now it shall be usefull and nwo i will defeat you once and fro all you vile monster” and so tehy fought but then inhabietd evna did a vwery hard kick on vinnie’s crotch and vinnie was hruting alot and then inahbired evan pulled ourt his machete adn was about to decapitate vinnie buyt then eeyore sneaked up behind inahbited evan and he started to beat the living shit oput him but then he killed him with a gnu that swa a glock 17 and it had only 1 bullet, vinnie then pnuhced inahbited evna in the back of head very hard abnd then the fight between inahbited evna and vinnie continued and then suddenyl inhabited evan started to have a lot of body spasms everywehre and tehn his eyes started to becoem normal colored and then he said you “have to dsetroy my body vinnie, it is the onyl wya” vinnie said “NO!!!!!!!!!!” evan said “yes you have to do it vinnie, and then you will fight habuit in his true ferm and deafeet him once and for all” vinnie said “ok evna” vinnie then took advanteage of this situation to charge a kamehameha and he used it on inhabited evan and he blew up into many piecves, and then habit emerged from what was left of evan and he looked liked a scary grey rabbit man with many sharp teeth and very big scary red eyes and he fought against vinnie for a while and the fight ended when vinnuie pubnched habit so hard that he was sent to space and he landed on europa, he then said ��now how am i suppoesde to leave this place”, vinnie was noe sad sad because he knew that despite the fact that he defeated all the bad gyus and that it was now finnally ovre all of his friends were now dead, he started to cry and he tehn he pulled out a gun that was a 2mm kolibri and he shot himself in the head and died but tjhen he ascended to heavean and he was nwo reunited with his friends and he swa happy

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