Tumgik
#but i literally cant take ultron seriously
kitcat992 · 5 years
Text
Some honest responses from other MCU fans regarding Endgame
Because I know I’ve been one hell of a negative Nancy the past 24 hours, but wanted to show that my raw distaste for this film doesn’t go unshared.
particledamage: This entire thing sucks. I’m bitter.
SelenitaLunar: Worst ending ever. God can't believe this is the real deal. As a Tony fan they give us everything: Pepperony married and iron baby and Rescue only to kill him in the end and stab our hearts and tarnish all our memories of the MCU and this 11 years? Sure they are gonna subvert expectations, hope they enjoy it fully. As I'm not enjoying Marvel ever again. Shame on them. The Russos can go to hell, honestly.
greengirlrunning: They did Thor and Loki so dirty. The Loki thing is so obviously forced so that it ties in to his TV series, but it really undermines his entire arc in the MCU films. I'm pissed. Don't even get me started on Thor. It's perfectly believable that he would be depressed and feel hopeless, but to turn him into a joke and make him basically useless while Tony and Cap get epic (if problematic) endings? Bullshit.
_Mavericks: I’m sorry to say this, but the plot is pure shit. It’s not the case of getting disappointed because we wanted more. It is simply bad as it is. Sad ending.
sawinadream: Honestly Steve not preventing shit/suddenly acting selfishly AFTER being deemed worthy by Mjolnir/ignoring Bucky in Hydra captivity and SHIELD being infiltrated/the timeline somehow not registering these particular alterations IF he did change anything for the better.... OOC and lazy writing at its finest. Also wtf @ Sharon Carter now? Ew
priscillia28: It sounds like a bad fan theory
delta_charlie_2511: So the leaks we were sure were wrong turned out to be right. What they did to Cap is disappointing. It would have made more sense have him sacrifice himself and then wake up in a dream like sequence with Peggy where she is waiting for him to take her to the dance
valhallaorange: I'm upset with many of the main avengers stories, but I'm going to focus on Cap for this one.
It seems completely out of character for him to go back and marry Peggy, knowing in the future she HAD a husband and children, and a well-iived life of accomplishment. To me, it was a focal point of Cap's character to be unselfish and accepting of his new place in time. That included his love for Peggy and respecting that she lived her life fully.
It seems so wrong that he would go back in time to be with her and erase her family (children, possible grandchildren) in the process.
I'm so disappointed. I feel they've done his character so wrong and the only good movie of him was CA:WS. :(
Now that paired with the characterizations and situations of Tony, Thor, and Nat especially make me sad and unhappy.
ALSO, did the Russos just decide to say "Eh, screw it." With Sharon Carter? (Not a fan of her in the movies, but she also deserved way batter.)
valhallaorange: Agreed. A dance and then back to the future would've been acceptable and given more emotion to the pain and letting go Steve is known to experience. Also, Peggy deserves her own storyline and fully lived life without it being erased and her being reduced to only Cap's love interest.
captainamericasgf: This is literally my worst nightmare holy shit
RyuKenBlanka: Iron Man dying and Cap going back to the 1940's to be with Peggy is just lazy writing and closure for the characters and is the reality of Hollywood and not being able to have actors play roles forever. Both in reality should retire and take more advisory roles.
Suedeash: Also Cap's whole nightmare thing in Age of Ultron was dealing with the fact that he can't go back to Peggy, and yet here he just goes back? And knowing all of the horrible shit that happens in the future like 9/11, the Hydra infestation of SHIELD and all that he just sits back and does nothing? This sounds like a character assassination tbh, it would make far more sense for Tony to live with his family and Cap to have the heroic death as a way to bring his whole character arc to a fitting end.
Jedi_Mom: I think people began to think that it was impossible for marvel and Russos to let us down... we learned that they were capable of mistakes... the hard way.
DXGabriel: So.... when thor was becoming cool they just fuck his character? reaaly?
dracogladio1741: This is so convoluted. The ending is weird to say the least. Jeez.
inkwell84: Critics liked it. Audiences said what the eff.
itellteacherstories: This is what I get for overhyping myself: Disappointment.
lovestarkiller: Tony is gone like that?.... And Cap ending is just so...
FreeTanner17: One of the biggest disappointments is they kill off Natasha, don’t even give her a funeral and basically never mention her name again
Hawkguyism: Honestly, I'm severely disappointed
Cap's ending is a disservice to the character and his arc, Thor's ending makes no sense, he literally abandons all his people, Tony's ending is way too cruel, they could just say he went away and stuff like that, would be much better considering all the character's been through, Hulk and Nat are meeeehhhh, and seriously, how many fucking times is Hawkeye gonna retire? And like,we know he's gonna come back in the Disney+ show to train Kate and stuff
Overall, the plot seems too simple and the endings are pretty bad. Of course, in terms of action and entertainment, this movie will be a blast, but when it comes to story and narrative, it's a letdown. Especially considering we waited 11 years for this.
dumbwatercba: I feel like the writers went online and picked the worse theories out there and made a film out of it. Non of this seems right. The reviews were so positive. This seems like a steaming pile of shit. Thanus seems like the only thing missing from this.
msg53: I was hoping Endgame would be a good stopping point anyway. I would have preferred a satisfying ending, but a shitshow that turns me off of the entire genre works too, I guess.
IrishGrouch24: Man I am pissed the F off right now.
raven_rising:...Thanks Marvel, I kind of hate it.
scruk: I have no idea how they managed to fuck up this badly. No idea. It's like a bad fanfiction written by someone who's only watched Infinity War
CactusJackkkk: I feel like I just wasted 11 years of my life watching these movies with no payoff in the end.
eutears:This absolutely makes no sense. I cannot believe how the Russos thought this might be a good finale. Most of the plot crumbles if you put even a little bit of thought into it.
InlineSurfer: Keving Faige and MCU thinks,  that fans will take whatever they give us, but i cant, this so lazy and stupid script.
Griever11422: Notmycap. Notmytony
20 notes · View notes
bewareofchris · 6 years
Text
infinity war rewatch 4/4
1:45 - end
the hardest choices require the strongest will.  YOU ARE DEFINITELY AN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC KIND OF GUY.   You're one hundred percent a "not all men" sort of bastard aren't you.  Yeah ok.  You parents are ashamed of you dickbag.
"yeah if your goal was to piss him off".  Fuck off Quill.
Do you think they practiced this confrontation on Titan before he showed up?
Probably not the part where Nebula hits him with a plane?  Or maybe?
I'm 100% here for all day for a Gamora and Nebula based movie.  They deserve it.
HEY DR. STRANGE.  OPEN A PORTAL UNDER THANOS AND WHEN HE'S HALF THROUGH IT?  close it.
Fuck Quill.  
Tony is speaking from personal experience about the cooling it.  Because Tony just did this in the last movie, and realizes that Marvel needs to get a new plot convenience.
Ok, but Thanos was so pissed at Tony he threw a moon.  Remember this is a bitch that can make you ribbons and he was like THE ONLY POSSIBLE SOLUTION HERE IS TO KILL THIS ASSHOLE WITH A WHOLE FUCKING MOON.
Rocket and Bucky fighting together is everything good.  They should be pals in the future.  Rocket, Bucky, Sam and Groot just hang out on the weekends.
"I am Steve Rogers"  You're such a meatball Rogers.  Such a meatball
Yes Wanda, your friends need you.  They definitely gonna die.
YES SHOOT THE GIANT WHEEL THINGS WITH BULLETS.  iTLL WORK.
you see what I mean about the movie and making Wanda more consistently super powerful?  Imagine she put all that effort and power into killing some bitches.
I'm sure Shuri is doing something super complex and all but it just looks like she's smacking a touchscreen.
Wanda, seriously.  Kill this bitch.  Ok, have some help.  
Hulk needs therapy.  So does Bruce, but especially Hulk.
That guy with the arm, really isn't having a good time of it.
STEVE ROGERS RUNNING WILL NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY.  Its not appropriate to find it as amusing as it is, but god damn I cant take anything seriously when he's running.
Wanda I'm almost less angry at you for waiting so long because of how you killed her.  
Vision looks like he needs a seventeen year nap.  "We don't trade lives, Captain." THAT'S WHY YOUR HALF OF THE AVENGERS FUCKING LOST YOU DICKBAG.
I'll blame Quill for Titan.  Because fuck Chris Pratt
IMAGINE IF LOKI, THE TRICKSTER GOD, THE THOUSAND PLUS YEAR OLD MAGIC WEILDER WERE HERE.  IMAGINE IF LOKI WHO IS CAPABLE OF UNKNOWN LEVELS OF BULLSHIT WAS PRESENT ON TITAN TO HELP OUT DR. STRANGE.
"Stark."  "You know me?"  Um, yes Tony.  Remember?  Loki knew you?  Because everyone knows you?  Because you're an exhausting pain in the ass.
"all that for a drop of blood" YOU'RE ALSO THE KIND OF DICK BAG THAT CHANGES THE RULES AT THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE YOU LOST AND YOU CAN'T COPE WITH IT.  They stopped inviting you to game night because of this shit.
It's not the right time to point it out, but you can definitely see that Tony and what’s left of his suit have the right amount of ass again right before he gets stabbed through the entire body.  
Also Tony's dead.  He's so dead.  He's 100% dead.  
STRANGE.  TONY IS SO FUCKING DEAD.  YOU'RE A DOCTOR.  HE CANNOT LIVE THROUGH THAT SHIT.  HE'S DEAD.  HE'S SO FUCKING DEAD.
Also Thanos.  Honestly.  If Strange is like "Spare his life" then why would you?  if he's willing to trade the time stone for Tony's life, why would you spare him?  THAT'S LIKE ALL CAPS SCREAMING "PLEASE KILL THIS MAN."
Fuck Quill.
Tony, who can't figure this shit out either: "Why would you do that?" 
Strange, who read the script: "We're in the endgame now" (but also I cannot tell you the answer.  I cannot tell you exactly what to do, or give any hints.)
(My daughter right after Vision says "he's here": "welp, they're screwed.)
Today in unnecessary things said on screen: "Cap, that's him."
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WANDA AND VISION.  I DON'T GIVE ANY FUCKS, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PUT ENOUGH WORK INTO IT MARVEL.  
today on obvious lies: "I just feel you" 
man, you gotta love how Steve Rogers never quits.  Can he hold off Thanos?  Yes he can.  Because he thinks he can.  And because everyone loves him.  Can he survive being punched directly into the head by a guy who can get hit by a whole space ship without injury?  Yes he can!  Why?
Patriotism.
Raise your hand if you're mostly just mad that you had to sit through what felt like a 5 minute long death scene that was immediately rendered completely pointless and those are five minutes of your life you'll never get back.
"I understand my child."  Fuck you Thanos.  I bet you're the guy at the dinner parties interjecting yourself into conversations that aren't about you talking about how you scaled six high mountains and read seventeen first edition books and you know better than anyone that ice is cold.  What a bitch.
Wouldn't it have been like hilarious if Thanos' fingers were too fat to get the stone?  Like a pickle jar.
(My Daughter: "these people are idiots.)
THOR NOT GOING FOR THE HEAD IS STUPID.  CUT OFF AN ARM, CUT OFF HIS HEAD.  DO ANYTHING.  NOPE.  DIRECT CHEST HIT TO MR. HEARTLESS.
I hope you're in the soul stone buddy.  I hope Gamora drowns your ass in a half inch of water.  I hope she kills you with a weapon fashioned out of your own bones that she gnaws out of your stupid body.  I hope you suffer 1000 years my guy.  Not because you are a dick.  
I'm not going to lie, all of my bitterness and pettiness was 100% healed when Steve said "oh god" at the end of this movie.  It made right every stupid moment of Age of Ultron and Civil War.  All his bullshit "Safest hands are still our own".  
WELL YOU FAILED YOU MOTHERFUCKER.  
Just a reminder, Steve is my favorite character.
He just needs to learn how to share, but also that sometimes his morals aren't more important than half the people in the universe.
Strange: "There was no other way." (but you'll never know for sure because I didn't tell you.)
I literally got up and walked out of this stupid movie at this point.  I didn't stay after the credits.  I didn't tell anyone about it.  I just went home and contemplated how furious I was.  
35 notes · View notes
spocktheestallion · 3 years
Text
i don’t trust people who thought tony was in the right in civil war. you mean the guy who felt bad about fucking up so decided to sign over his autonomy to a shady fascist paralegal government and basically pledged himself to thaddeus ross’s super powered secret police so next time he fucked up he could blame it on someone else? and then got pissed when not everyone else was comfortable blindly trusting the government? after the events of the winter soldier? and i’ll never forget how he treated sam after rhodey’s fall because that fall was literally meant for him and sam doesn’t even have any armor? sam would’ve been DEAD and still dove to try and save rhodey and tony sucker blasted him. and he did NOT have the bruises he had in the prison scene at the end of that fight, tony just left them in that prison at ross’s nonexistent mercy. and don’t even get me started on pressuring and essentially blackmailing a vulnerable 15 YEAR OLD peter parker into fighting his battles for him? he feels guilty about a kid dying cause of ultron and his next move is to pit an untrained high schooler against some of the most lethal super powered individuals in the world? just seriously every time someone tries to criticize him or show him how he’s fucking up he just either deflects it or goes into the “wow i guess i’m a terrible horrible person i’m unlovable and awful” routine to guilt trip them into caring about him and then does jack shit to actually change things besides throwing money at it and hoping for the best. and THEN in homecoming the motherfucker constantly patronizes and sidelines peter right after loading him up on weapons and sending him on a road trip with the avengers. his whole attitude in homecoming makes me so angry. he berates peter for trying to protect the people in his neighborhood from black market weapons while seeming to do nothing. for peter this is his life and his home and stark treats it like some task he might look into if he gets bored one day while also leaving peter out of the loop so no fucking wonder peter decides to take things into his own hands. and then the vulture literally only exists because tony put him out of work. he’s literally the perfect example of why i don’t like tony, he’s a working class person who’s life was completely derailed because tony decided to clean up new york himself with private contractors to make himself feel better without taking into consideration how his actions might affect the people he claims he’s trying to help. just another case of him feeling a little guilty and throwing money at the problem so he can wipe it off his conscience to make HIMSELF feel better without a thought to anyone else because he’s either at best criminally ignorant or at worst doesn’t care so long as he doesn’t have to dwell on the problem. i cant believe rewatching civil war made me write a whole anti tony stark essay but i do hate that man and the venom that wells up inside of me when i see him has to go somewhere and tumblr is the most convenient victim. if you made it this far sorry for putting mcu opinions on your dash.
0 notes