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#but i kept my eyes open anyway GDJASKJ
dirt-grub · 3 years
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so help me god by the time this day is over i will draw dan and chris in those fucking horrid orange and blue suits from dumb and dumber
#my dads two best friends had a running joke when he was engaged to my stepmom that they were gonna show up to his wedding in those#and oh my fucking god i wish they did every day of my life#i mean the little green leprechaun ass bridesmaid suit from the ep with hortence's wedding is a one hit kill already#but just. i must exact balance in the world by bringing this idea into existence its been haunting me#that movie is a critical core element of my childhood development#and its so funny because when i tell people that they either dont react at all and are like yea that movie was funny or are terrified#I HAD A FRIEND IN HS WHO GREW UP IN CATHOLIC SCHOOL and i was like yeah lemme put on a comfort movie from my youth#and she was like WHO IN THE FUCK SHOWED THIS TO YOU??? WERE YOU SUPERVISED???#i mean the answer is no but my parents WATCHED this WITH ME#the only time i ever looked away was when lloyd had that revenge fantasy of pulling that dude's heart out of his chest#and that one scene where hes asleep at the wheel and dreams abt that girl taking her shirt off but its the headlights of a truck#but i kept my eyes open anyway GDJASKJ#i dont watch many movies at all but thats a favorite holy fuck#god its so funny. they dont make shit like that anymore. YOU SOLD PEETEY TO A BLIND KID???#AND THE OFFICER WHO THINKS HES DRINKING AT THE WHEEL BUT HE WAS JUST PISSING IN A BEER BOTTLE#oh. if you havent seen that movie come to my house we will have an epic movie night like old times#sleeping bags on the floor and stuffed animals lined up on the coffee table u kno how it is#connor talks
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