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sacharinee · 10 months
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pranking peter asking him to try not to annoy you today has me crying
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pairing: bf!peter parker x reader
w/c: 600
a/n: hiii anon thank u very much for requesting! based on that trend on tiktok :)
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you’re feeling mean today.
after waking up so early, you’ve scrolled through countless videos of girls pranking their boyfriends with just a simple line, and seeing their priceless reactions.
and what better use of your time than to prank your ever so lovely boyfriend.
you’re up in the bathroom, washing your face and getting your makeup done for the day when peter walks in to greet you.
“g’morning baby,” he mumbles and wraps an arm around the side of your hip, sloppily kissing the side of your forehead.
you take a look at him through the mirror. he’s got bedhead, his curly hair all messy, shirt wrinkled, and he’s rubbing his squinty eyes from the bright lights. his cute little pout makes your heart skip a beat and you almost feel bad for what you’re about to do. 
“hi petey,” you greet, you’ve got your brush in one hand, blending out the makeup on your skin.
and he’s reaching for his toothbrush, squirting some toothpaste on when he asks you, “d’you sleep good?”
“it was okay,” you respond with a shrug.
“just okay? what happened, y/n/n?" he asks, his voiced laced with concern.
you tap your fingernails on the countertop as you take a deep breath, “look, pete, i have a big day ahead, so can you just try not to annoy me today please?”
peter freezes as his jaw goes slack with the toothbrush in his mouth. his eyes stare up at you in shock and confusion while you’re none the wiser, looking straight ahead, curling your lashes up closely against the mirror, “what’d you say?”
you let out a sigh as you switch out the curler for mascara, “i said, try not to get on my nerves today.”
"today? but the day just started," he's dumbfounded when he looks at you.
you shrug in response, "still. you've been really annoying lately."
you resist from looking at peter. one quick glance and you know you would break.
“oh…” the boy mumbles, looking down at the sink confused, trying so hard to figure out where he went wrong, “m’ sorry.” you feel like a monster.
but when peter steps back to sneak a peek at you, he notices your uncomfortable stance. you’re squeamish, biting your lip, as you avoid eye contact with him. 
his eyes narrow down at your figure, “and how exactly have i annoyed you lately?”
you take a second to think of a example, “just, everything. like right now, when you ruined my makeup or when you’re asking me stupid questions.”
“stupid questions? ruined your makeup? wait, what, you mean when i kissed you good morning??” your boyfriend laughs in amusement. 
“m’ just saying.” 
“huh okay,” peter spits the toothpaste out in the sink, “you wanna talk about silly questions?" he wipes his mouth with a rag and turns towards you, gets up real close to the side of your face.
you pinch your brows towards him, “what are you-”
“who was the one that asked me if italy was in spain?”
“peter-”
“or if milan was in germany?”
“are you ser-”
“or if australia and austria were the same thing?”
“peter!”
“i’m just saying!” he’s mocking you, a smug smirk on his face, and he knows he’s got you.
“yea whatever, einstein,” you bump him out of the way wanting to use the mirror next. you’re crabby your little prank backfired while peter’s having the time of his life, laughing at your embarrassment. 
he stands behind you wrapping his big arms around your front and resting his chin down on your shoulder. he’s got this irritating sardonically sweet smile on his face that makes you wanna kiss or slap it off, you can’t decide. he’s gazing with loving eyes at you’re adorably grumpy pout in the mirror and kissing the side of face, smudging your makeup once more.
“it’s okay baby, you can get on my nerves all you want.”
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bonedazes · 10 days
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xiaoming56 · 3 months
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Hated that last episode so i drew this to convince myself i liked it
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batcavescolony · 5 months
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Young Avengers Comic Stans, are you ready for the influx of MCU people using our tag even though Kamala Khan has her own comic team?
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lovebeatriceplz · 4 days
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Maybe she's not terrible
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Just 15.
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respect-the-hyphen · 4 months
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i need a fic where i don't dare step foot in hell's kitchen, resulting in me never meeting dd, and therefore living so perfectly happy
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marvel-lous-guy · 11 months
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Peter: I discovered the best power move
Tony: Oh yeah? What is it?
Peter: just look someone in the eyes and tell them "I talked to my therapist about you" then never elaborate
Tony: that's pretty good actually
Peter: I know right! You have to wait for the perfect timing though, you don't want it to seem like you want them to know that, you know?
Tony: Oh yeah, I completely agree.
Tony: *3 minutes later* HEY STEVE! GUESS WHAT! I TALKED TO MY THERAPIST ABOUT YOU!
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geggorys · 6 months
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i cant help but draw them both in pink it looks so pretty
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bitrashteddy · 1 year
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Tony: Why does Harley look furious?
Peter: Remember how Harley had his tonsils removed?
Peter: yea well he has tonsillitis, again, and can't sleep
Tony: how-
Harley: *angry whispering because he lost his voice*
Peter: I don't know but he's been angrily sick for a week now
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werewolfenthusiast · 3 months
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sam raimi’s spiderman trilogy: everyone fucking sucks, peter parker does not have healthcare, he straight up murders people, every single character makes me want to bash my head through the wall they’re so annoying, mildly homophobic joke, peter works 2 jobs and still doesn’t have any money, that super weird dance, makes his own suit, keeps his secret.
the amazing spider-man duology: BACKSTORY, incredible on screen chemistry, most emotional uncle ben’s murder, fantastic meme potential, emma stone <33, makes his own suit, builds his own web shooters using youtube tutorials in his house, sympathetic villains, characters worth rooting for, cops ruin everything and corporations are evil, keeps his secret.
mcu spiderman: have to watch 85 movies to understand one, whiny, literally not a sliver of backstory, forgot uncle ben existed, sucks at keeping his secret, nerd on nerd crime, a billionaire makes his suit for him, gets state of the art tech handed to him on a silver plater so he can beat up blue collar workers who were screwed over by said billionaire, villains are simply evil and that’s that because criminal Bad and superhero Good, zendaya and milf aunt may tho
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kitocrystal · 6 months
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I’m surprised that it took me this long to finally draw Spider-man.
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This is what it feels like being a fan of every Spider-Man except current MCU when all my friends only like MCU Spider-Man
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Just wanted to make it clear.
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mikeyvampire · 9 months
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soooo i got wattpad to reread some old ass fanfics that i read in the 7th grade or some shit
how them mcu mfers write peter parker:
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flumet · 4 months
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I unironically want to write fanfiction where Tony Stark explain math to Peter Parker. Like probably not even the math level he'd be on (bcs im not that smart). The reason why being I hate studying math and I'd love to just have it come in a funnier form. Like it'd still be math. But it'd at least be fanfiction math.
I think I'd like that.
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Liz: People perceive you as somewhat...
MJ: Tempestuous?
Liz: "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
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