#but i enjoyed it

[pbbibbin]

(burger) mean girls but make tina a mean girl in an alternate reality

i wanted an excuse to give tina a terrible teen makeover. if that makes sense

#omg this looks nothing like tina #but that’s the point #bobs burgers #tina belcher #digital fanart #dillon bobs burgers #this is kinda stupid #but i enjoyed it #what is this? a crossover episode?

[wisteriagoesvroom]

gax + corporate/law vibes + ‘The powerpoint was steadily taking over their relationship, something that Max was not willing to stand for.’

gax?? gax!!

power (you make some points): a gax ficlet

rated m, ~1.2k words now also readable on ao3

author babble:

bear in mind i wrote this before i knew more about the Gax Lore i.e. karting together, actually being nice to each other blablabla. you could also just retrofit the vibes and hopefully they still work. anyways!

will throw this up on ao3 when i’m not sitting bleary eyed in an airport

————

If there was one thing that Max Verstappen wouldn’t tolerate, it was George Russell having the monopoly on good PowerPoint presentations. Max had won all four years of debate in College, as well as the dubious title of “most radical deployment of Google Slides templates” at his MBA, and he was not about to be usurped by the other guy in his department who actually knew how to use an animate transition.

“You missed an indent there.” Max says, pointing at the monitor. Yellow and red lights wink at them from the outside, as if to say: you’re both in your mid-twenties, quit wasting it on a computer screen at 11pm on a Wednesday, maybe?

Max is not staring, very determined not to look at his teammate’s facial expression. But George is almost certainly rolling his eyes right now.

“Was coming back to that, alright?” George huffs back. Max is very professional most of the time. But something about how wound up George is, how insanely pedantic he is about everything from semicolons to coffee cup placement for the Directors to taking insanely detailed minutes that nobody except Max reads after the meetings – well. What is it that Nietschze once said? We hate in others what we most identify with about ourselves. Or was that from Twitter? Max does not really use Twitter except to look at Bloomberg News updates and cat videos, so he does not know. And anyway Nietzsche never made a six figure salary.

“It would just be easier if you would let me do it.” Max says.

“Fuck right off, mate.”

“Oh, wouldn’t you like me to.”

“Not now.”

“Just share the link to this. I’ll do it.”

“We agreed to take turns on this.”

“Yes, Russell. But sometimes, the rules are meant to be bent.”

George swivels his chair to Max, then. Fully attempts to pin him with his gaze, commencing an awkward stare-off that lasts way too many seconds and makes Max once again realise that George’s eyes remind him of the expensive fish tank he saw at the Partners’ sushi dinner once. Max doesn’t think those same fish were the ones they ended up eating. But he does remember that dinner because it was the one where the Partners had dangled the promise of a huge promotion if they could help carry the company merger across the line successfully. The problem is, there was only one spot.

George’s distracting aquatic orbitals aside, fortunately, Max (i) never backs down, and (ii) has been told that he has the dead-eyed emotional stare of a robot missing an empathy software upgrade sometimes.

And clearly, the powerpoint was steadily taking over their relationship, something that Max was not willing to stand for.

Max leans back in his chair, stance all mock-relaxed. “Do you want to be out of here before midnight, or not?”

“We’re expensing the Ubers either way, so it doesn’t make a difference to me, mate.”

Fine. If George is so hyperfocused on The Tasks that he’s forgotten the fun part of being Questionably Close Coworkers, so be it.

Max deploys the nuclear option.

He sticks his leg out, nudging the toe of his Pradas onto George’s slacks. And strokes his foot halfway up to a sensitive point on George’s thigh. Max may even flutter his lashes a little.

To his credit, George does not react. Merely swings his eyes like a lamp to Max’s face again. His hand does, however, goes still on the mouse.

“What exactly are you doing?”

“I don’t know.” Max feigns. He knows that George hates, more than anything, anyone getting dirt on his precious Ralph Laurens. But at least he has his attention now. “Was hoping we could move onto the more fun part of the typical evening activities. Maybe.”

“We shouldn’t be doing that again anyway.”

“George.”

“What?”

“That is not what you said the last, hm, fourteen times that we have done this, eh?”

“Who’s counting?”

“I thought you were the most careful of rule followers and data analysis, knapperd.”

George is a human being, but Max is almost certain the other man shakes himself like he’s preening right now.

“Well. It’s what the team likes me for, and it’s what I’ll keep doing.”

“Oh yes. Surely we must keep in mind the team. And the shareholders. They are very important.”

“Quite.”

“But should we tell them that you like it so much, George. When I do this.” Max says. Rising up, fully crowding George in, hands gripping the cool handles of the computer chair. Leaning in to nibble the side of George’s neck.

George swallows. Max watches his throat move.

Next, Max mouths the words onto the side of George’s jaw, stubble prickling his mouth. “And this.”

The click of the mouse continues steadily as Max moves his mouth to the shell of George’s ear. “And let’s not forget. This.”

Max tilts George’s face up fully, then. George’s face is flushed, eyes sparkling, all surprise at the sudden change of pace, but eager, too.

When Max seals his lips over George’s, George groans, and his hands shoot up to Max’s waist immediately. It doesn’t feel quite like winning a deal or a pitch does for Max, but the completion comes pretty damn close.

Max sweeps his tongue into George’s mouth. George opens willingly, like he always does. In the back of Max’s logical brain, a warning sign blares that the computer chair may not be able to support the weight of them both – because they spend a lot of time pretending they don’t work out together at the gym but Max knows exactly what George’s deadlift PB is and it’s pretty damn high for a scrawny looking dude.

And despite the keening protest of said chair, the two of them are both lost to it now. Max jams one knee between George’s legs, George nibbles hungrily at Max’s lower lip, Max thrusts his hips all needy, and maybe if Max is nice about it George might suck him off under the table, and–

Outlook chimes again.

“Blasted piece of shit.” George says, breaking away. His hands go still at Max’s waist. “Why we’re using G-Suite and Microsoft Office at the same time I will never know.”

George squeezes his eyes shut, as if making himself stop this is causing him physical pain. Maybe it’s that or the workflow incompatibility when George tries to move his custom Excel-Trello gantts into a third party API.

And Max won’t lie. He kind of likes it when George gets so irritated about these things. When he cares a bit too much. Because what is Max but exactly like that, too.

“Hazards of a merger, I guess. But without that, I would never have met you, no?”

George makes a noise like he knows what Max means. The other man straightens his shirt collar, and Max runs a hand through his hair. He’s been growing it out lately, because George had made a passing comment at the bathroom sink once about it looking good.

Sleeping with the person competing for the same Chief of Staff position is possibly the worst decision he could’ve made, and Max once dyed his hair platinum blonde. But, they’re stuck here together. Hell is a slightly more tolerable place when Satan’s right hand man looks this good. And knows his coffee order without asking.

Besides. Max is not bothered. He knows that the promotion is his. This is just a minor plot inconvenience.

Later, they will expense the uber back to George’s place, where Max will put his mouth on George’s arse, and give him a practical demonstration of the three different ways he’s learned to elicit pleasure from the male prostate.

George will whimper and whine the whole way through it, and after they’re both sated, they’ll both roll over to check their emails, barely concealing their smiles. They will pretend that what’s happening between them could be as clean as their zero-email inboxes. As if their connection is not violently seeping through containment.

All in the name of team bonding. For the firm. Yes.

(Or this is what they tell themselves, to maintain the illusion, anyway.)

#gax #max verstappen #george russell #f1 rpf #3363 #6333 #max verstappen x george Russell #wisteriawritesstuff #if this feels out of character I am sorry simply LOOK AWAY #but I enjoyed it #snipey type A assholes #but they’re MY made up snipey type A assholes #prompt fill #THESE WERE MEANT TO BE DRABBLES 😭 #anyway

[trueblood825]

The Kingdom Exodus (2022) Alexander Skarsgård as Swedish lawyer

#Alexander Skarsgård #Alexander Skarsgard #Lars von Trier #The Kingdom Exodus #color balance😭😵 #it was difficult to make these gifs #but I enjoyed it #my gifs #@askarsjustsoswedish #thank you for your help❤❤ #アレクサンダー・スカルスガルド #アレクサンダースカルスガルド

[lem0nicle]

the riddler brainrot is real

tried experimenting a bit, what do you think??

again sorry for the quality of the pic

also this… (was way funnier in my head)

when batman completes your challenges (that means he cheated):

#batman #fanart #dc comics #the riddler #edward nygma #batman rogues #riddler fanart #arkhamverse #arkham riddler #batman arkham series #arkham city #arkham city riddler #the colors dont match the original #sorry guys #but i enjoyed it #i cant color #batman arkham city

[squash1]

basically, gansey is the most la la ever

#this was such a silly thing #but i enjoyed it #also Between ronan and adam ronan is la la but like not in the same way gansey is #in the way that he’s just sort of Living and adam is just sort of planning Ever Moment of his life #trc #ronan lynch #adam parrish #the raven cycle #blue sargent #richard campbell gansey iii #pynch #adam and ronan #the raven boys #blue lily lily blue #gangsey #the gangsey #bluesey #mine #noah czerny #henry cheng

[tonguetiedraven]

surprise kisses

#bonrin #bonxrin #my art #bonrin art #ao no exorcist #blue exorcist #bonfire #rin okumura #ryuuji suguro #bon suguro #aoex #ryuji suguro #bon/rin #bon x rin #might make this into a bigger thing at some point #ryuuji was blushing when he saw the earrings #now with the kiss #he'll be lucky if he ever stops #this did nothing to help me with the story i was stuck on #but i enjoyed it

[dustyvampire]

i can be your angle or yuor devil 💔💔💔💔💔💔

+ closeups i like

#my art #mcr #my chem #my chemical romance #mcr fanart #gerard way #gerard way fanart #blood cw #blood #i kid you not this thing nearly killed me hj #but i enjoyed it #ALOOTTT #!!!!!!!

[diocletion-aint-shit]

It's fascinating how fast parts of the Star Wars fandom is turning on Dave Filoni. It seems to be the in the wake of a disappointing season kf the Mandalorian amd Ahsoka being just kind of ok, some folks have decided he is and always has been a hack. Which like... no, go rewatch Clone Wars and tell me he's a hack. Then watch Tales of the Jedi and tell me he still isn't writing bangers. Its like the Internet is just incapable of the conception that someone who is capable of good writing may occasionally write something that's not that good.

#I should clarify I did like Ahsoka #It wasn't like the most amazing show ever #but I enjoyed it #and say what you will but it was definitely written by Dave Filoni #also shoutout bad batch not as universally loved as clone wars or Tales of the Jedi but I fucking love it #star wars the clone wars #star wars #ahsoka series #star wars ahsoka #dave filoni #tales of the jedi #clone wars #fandom #writing #I shouldn't give too much credit bcs its the part of the fandom that does those youtube thumbnails where Kathleen Kennedy has laser eyes #but now its filoni with laser eyes

[mando-din-lorian]

Didn’t come back with the bounty, is paying off a debt, got jumped, whatever reason you’re thinking of. I just wanted to draw Mando in Leia’s slave bikini.

#unfinished I know #got to coloring it and coloring is the hardest part #lost the juice for it #might finish #we’ll see #also might not #but i enjoyed it #drawing scantily clad men is my favorite thing #the mandalorian #din djarin #mando #fan art #my art #im just saying #if Boba Fett is standing by the stairs #caught off guard by these Mando chained at Jabba’s feet #this could stray into Bobadin super quick #also ignore the hand I did my best

[crisalidaseason]

how do you think each of aot characters kiss?

Hard question, I'll do my best!

Warnings ⚠️ Descriptions of kissing! PDA, Making out.

AoT characters kissing headcannons

Mikasa

Shy kisser, at least in public. Her kisses are very domestic, quick and usually happen early in the morning, right before sleeping, when she's been appart from her partner for too long. I think kissing holds a deep meaning for her and making out isn't frequent unless is a super intense situation.

Eren

Clingy and annoying kisser, but not in a bad way. He just loves physical affection so kisses are a must! Also doesn't care about PDA at all, will kiss his partner in public shamelessly. He is a messy kisser, will in fact try to eat his partner's face.

Armin

Cute devil kisser. Much like Mikasa, he is not into PDA and prefers more of a domestic setting when it comes to kissing. But he is also a menace a little clingy too, kisses are very slow and soft, also very frequent although he asks for consent every single time!

Connie

Emotional kisser. I know, he is constantly joking, but I think he would be dead serious about affection. He gives his partner little pecks on the cheeks and lips out in public, but real kissing and making out is for important and emotional moments. Since he is a funny boy, he also gets sad easily, so kissing is kind of his serotonin booster.

Jean

Passionate kisser. He is a hopeless romantic, loves kissing his partner anytime, for no reason at all. A very very good kisser, be careful, your legs might not work afterwards. Loves PDA, but HATES seeing it (like, the audacity!). Does the little smile while kissing.

Sasha

Joker kisser. She can't kiss seriously, always teasing her partner. LOVES imitating the "lady and tramp" spaghetti kiss or sharing a pocky. But on a serious note, she is such a cute kisser too, she holds the partner's face and kisses them all over.

Levi

Doesn't kiss in public AT ALL! Kisses are extremely intimate and private, not so frequent. His kisses are usually very soft and long (it usually ends with him kissing his partner's forehead).

Erwin

Much like Levi, he's a complete private kisser. He is way more passionate and his kisses are way more frequent than Levi's, but still holds a lot of vulnerability and intimacy. Doesn't understand the concept of making out though, but will indulge in it for his partner.

Hange

Honestly, doesn't really understand the appeal of kissing but will try for their partner's sake. Will do it like a science experiment and probably ask people how they do it just for researching purpose. For a clueless person, they kiss very well! They prefer brushing noses.

Reiner

The crying kisser. This man is a depressed bean. Much like Connie, kisses are a serotonin boost for him. He is a very desperate kisser, maybe because he's scared of loosing his lover. His kisses are fast, intense and very wet from his tears.

Berthold

Quick and innocent peck kind of guy. He is tall, making out and intense kissing is not something his height allows him to do (unless the partner is also very tall, but Bertie is almost 2 meters!). Although in private, while in bed, he is a very slow kisser, just basking in the moment and caressing the partner's face.

Annie

Awkward kisser. Just like Hange, can't see the appeal but only because she is a little too scared of intimacy. Once she feels safe and more open, her kisses are very romantic and careful. Will hold her lover's neck. LONG kissing afternoon sessions.

Pieck

Pieck is an angel! She loves to kiss her partner anytime and anywhere. Her kisses are lazy and sleepy, but very dreamy too. Although she hates kissing with chapstick or lipstick texture going on, so she will remove it or ask her partner to remove it as well if they wear it.

Porco

Low-key pretends he doesn't like kissing in public but is a sucker for PDA. Also smiles while kissing (I love this man) and is such a messy kisser too! Lots of tongue.

Colt

Extremely shy kisser, even in private. He like to take things slow and calmly and his kisses reflect that. He loves to give small pecks to his partners lips, nose and forehead. He will absolutely die from shame if he tries making out with his partner.

Zeke

Honestly, not much of a kisser. He enjoys it, but doesn't really care (only does it for his partner). His kisses are quite good and he tries his best to keep the beard very clean and tidy to make the experience better.

#bro this is long as fu- #but i enjoyed it #i hope u like it because i'm horrible at affection #aot #attack on titan #attack on titan x you #aot x you #aot x reader #aot x yn #gn reader #male reader #female reader #mikasa #armin #eren #jean #sasha #connie #erwin #levi #hange #zeke #porco #colt #reiner #bertold #bertoto #bertoltodo #wtf his name is #annie

[maikuuro]

I made a cursed. Instagram advertised a sexy vampire costume so I couldn’t help myself—

#art #d&d art #dungeons and drawings #curse of strahd #vampire #strahd von zarovich #dnd strahd #strahdaddy #strahd #cursed #very cursed art I tell you #but i enjoyed it #shits and giggles

[blitzy-blitzwing]

I was in the zone that I barely interacted with the ones that talked to me. 😢

#sorry #I'll try to be engaging next time #it was a super short strem #but I enjoyed it #rambles n stuff

[kyluxtrashpit]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favourite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💖

I was tagged by @cut-off-the-grain thank you so much!

1. Under Construction, kylux. I have to rec this one because I’m still insanely proud of it and it is, without exaggeration, the best fic I have ever written. I know this lmao. It’s the longest too and it took SO much planning and fighting with it to get it just right. It is my love letter to Kylo as a character, kylux as a ship, and a big fuck you to the entirety of disney/lucasfilm who squandered so much lmao. Everything I could ever say about the character and the ship is said in this fic tbh. This story fought me tooth and nail every step of the way but I conquered, it’s here, and the 3.5 years I spent on it were worth it. Honestly I don’t know if I’ll ever write anything that good again lmao but I’m just happy it’s out there now

2. Little Black Turtleneck, serovolk. You know what, when it comes to questions of ‘what’s your best fic’, I tend to just pick like. The big ones. The long ones, the emotional ones, particularly tough ones. But like. Those also tend to be the most successful. People already know about them. And little silly ones like this, a humorous tale of a criminal trying to buy turtleneck sweaters? They’re fun lmao. I got my ‘big important fic’ represented in spot 1, so in spot 2 here’s a short silly one that makes me laugh

3.Crystalline Heart, Kylo gen fic. This one I wrote for a Kylo zine and like. No one fucking read it lmao, the fic I chose not to submit to the zine cause I didn’t like it as much was better received, but I still think it’s really good. There’s something about unusual storytelling, like using the POV of an inanimate object, that really speaks to me. I love that kind of thing. So I tried it out myself and I think it turned out pretty great

4. Folie à Deux, Yuma/Lera. I’m picking this one solely because it is so rare for me to find an f/f ship that really gets my motor running but this, this one? Goddamn. It hits so well. Have they ever met? Had any time on page together? Literally anything that would make me want to ship them? Nope lmao but that’s not gonna stop me. I need more mean lesbians and antagonistic horny femslash in my life and so that’s why this exists.

5. Fix You, kylux. I was scrolling through my list of works, trying to pick a fifth and this one jumped out at me for some reason. I’m not sure why. It’s just. It almost feels like a time capsule. It was written in 2019, you know, The Before Times, before 2020 and everything that’s happened since. Yet it intentionally has the vibes of an even older time, the mid 2016 to earl 2017 era. Yet another Before Times, but in a very different way. It’s just a small fic, nothing remarkable about it, yet it feels almost like it’s preserved. Something carried over. Idk. It’s just very, in my opinion, quintessential of a very particular flavour of kylux that is pretty much extinct now

Anyway ummm who do I know who writes that I can tag (with no pressure!). Let’s go with @eldritchmochi @kylosbreedingkink @bostarsky @nemesis-the-first and uh any writers who see this and want to do it cause I don’t remember who’s still around here lmfao

#woof this was the hardest one lmao #but I enjoyed it #I love talking about my writing #tag games #text #misc

[littlemissskuld]

*lying on the ground, after watching 'Damsel' *

The Dragon called her "Little Bird "

@oonajaeadira made me think of you and LMR.

#yeah it has flaws #but i enjoyed it #reminded me of a weird adaption of 'the paperbag princess ' #damsel #watch and make your own opinions

[delizbin]

When first I loved, in the long ago,

And held your hand as I told you so

#this was so out of my comfort zone #but i enjoyed it #i like how it came out #you knows who’s hands these are #julieta x agustin #the poem is from a dude I don’t recall his name sorry

[thegoldenshi-shi]

In which Sunstreaker cannot stand the Accent.

(this is more about Sunny LOOKING for something to hate about Max instead of him hating the accent, but I digress)

Due to fandom interference I believe that Max sounds like a Yorkshire man from a BBC murder show. But, I also believe that he would get embarrassed about it so he took some lessons to get rid of his accent.

BUT

When talking to someone else with a strong *cough* Australian *cough* accent like Jetfire. He might let it slip out....

There's a Maximus translation under the cut. Please note that I am not a native Yorkshire person so there's probably some horrible mistakes.

It's not me, it's the others! Bloody Hell, Bob's always wandering in at all hours. I wish he'd sort himself out so I can get myself some sleep. I mean, what can you do when your boots let in water? I walked in and what does he say to me? Not a blooming word. He just gawks with not even a (Hello how are you) I don't care what he is, was he forged in a barn? I may need something more from poor Rung with this mardy (moody)cheek set on faffing (wasting time) around. Anyway, that's enough from me, (goodbye) Jetfire

#not my finest or funniest #but I enjoyed it #yorkshire is such a fun accent #and there were too many posh British accents on the lost light #transformers #macadam #maccadam #fortress maximus #fort max #tf fortress maximus #sunstreaker #tf suntreaker #sideswipe #tf sideswipe #lambo twins #my lamborghini problem