Today's crab is: craped crusader
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I NEED Miguel in lingerie. I want him spread across a crashed velvet sofa (don't come for me for liking them. I'm autistic and the texture is wonderful🧍♂️)
It's sheer dark red and full body lingerie. His body filling it perfect.
He's sprawled out and waiting for you. His eyes clouded in lust. He doesn't have to ask what he wants or how he wants it. His eyes follow you as you undress, clearly impatient as you draw out the act.
I want to feel his body, the strong powerful muscles under delicate fabrics. Feel him flex underneath your touch.
His perky nipples showcased. I want to pinch them and bite them till he cums untouched.
I want his panties soaking wet, the sweet smell of his arousal dripping from them. His panties still on but moved slightly to the side. His cunt soaking wet. He's stretched full and still struggling to take . Your cock bullying his sensitive pussy till he's shaking.
Ok, that's all. Thank you for coming to my ted talk👍
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if i release a comic fully in a untranslated conlang you have to read it and you're not allowed to complain about it. this is my reward for being very brave and not putting any language nonsense in inhibit
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guys i forgot that i was ordering pizza and i just made a cup of tea but my pizza is like four minutes away from arriving at my house but i also have a cup of tea and i cant drink a whole cup of tea in four minutes but i also need to finish the tea before i eat the pizza because i cant eat pizza and drink tea at the same time thats weird and also gross but i dont want my tea to get cold because then ill have to walk upstairs to use the microwave but i guess ill have to walk upstairs anyways to get the pizza but the tea
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There is much to be said about Fitzloved and that prophet-catalyst-master-servant-jester-warrior dynamic.
But for me one of the most glorious and fitziest Fitz moments - purely Fitz!- was when Lant (no child in any world should be called Lantern) was like:
'Dont be daft, Perseverance. Of course we are not going to just waltz in there with our swords out and without a single thought in our heads. Fitz here is a man proved in combat
and trained in the subtle and strategic art of being an assassin by Chade Starfall himself so surely he has a plan, right, Fitz? Fitz? F..?
And Fitz was like:
NO.
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told myself to pay attention to what im doing and focus and then immediately almost ate shit and died in a mud puddle. and who says life doesnt have comedic timing.
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just learned Manfredi and Johnson are two American soldiers who are killed while trying to escape a German POW camp in the movie Stalag 17
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I never wanted to hit an ad so bad in my life
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happy (30th) birthday Annabeth!! Annabeth was born on July 12th, 1993.
mtf
uses she her pronouns
her hands are scarred from holding the sky
she calls people honey or dear
she loathes people who say like to many times in a sentence
she's 5'8"
Annabeth hates her voice (she sounds like every dumb girl in any and every overdone chick flick movie ever) and she'll punch something if she hears herself in a recording
she has RSD
she likes audiobooks more than handheld/paperback ones
she has ptsd from the wars and tartarus
trust and abandonment issues
she's soft around people she knows but guard goes back up if there's someone she doesn't know around her
anxiety, and she also has panic attacks when a spider gets to close to her
she has chronic pain in her ankle from when it never healed correctly, she walks with a limp
screw what the books say, she has no streetsmarts whatsoever
her and clarrise are friends..ish- they usually spar agaisnt eachother
she crochets percy sweaters
Annabeth called chiron dad once, and once only. he won't let her live it down, and now chiron only calls her daughter, she acts like she's annoyed by it but she likes it
when Annabeth gets distracted she fidgets, as well when she gets overstimulated she fidgets
she hates the song smooth criminal bc leo and piper sang it to annoy her to many times on the Argo ll
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