#but i couldnt resist

[maxcuntstappen]

in honor of leo leclerc, lestappen discussing about getting a new pet or about what kind of pet they should get?

"I think we should get a bunny."

"What?" Charles responds, his eyes still stuck to his laptop where a bunch of emails and images and what not are open.

Max rolls his eyes, only slightly annoyed at having to share his boyfriend's attention with an inanimate object.

"A bunny," he repeats, "We should get one."

Finally, Charles glances up, green eyes all wide and confused.

"A bunny?" he asks.

Max nods.

"Why would we get a bunny?" Charles frowns, his nose scrunched up.

Max gives in to the urge to lean over and press a kiss to Charles' nose.

"'Cause we have the cats, and we always talk about how they're like me," Max begins.

Charles nods, "Uh-huh."

"And now we have Leo, who you also say is like me," Max continues.

"Okayyyy?"

"Now we need to get a bunny. So we can have a pet that is just like you!"

Max didn't think it was possible for Charles to look more confused. Max was wrong.

"A bunny? Why the hell would a bunny be like me?"

"So many reasons, Charlie," Max starts, holding up a finger as he recites his well-thought out list, "Smaller than they realise. Look fucking adorable but have quite sharp teeth. Often show affection by just plopping down on someone," Max pauses to pointedly look at Charles' legs, half of which are resting on Max's lap, "and of course a very active and responsive nose, always twitching and moving."

As if on command, Charles' nose rucks up, his nostrils flaring in annoyance before settling back down again.

"SEE!" Max exclaims, "Just like that!"

Charles smacks the back of his hand against Max's shoulder, "Shut the fuck up, Max. I'm not anything like a bunny!"

"But--"

"Max," Charles warns. And Max knows that tone so he lets it go. Just for now.

They fall back in to silence, each busy with their own devices.

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....

......

"Okay, what about a hamster?"

"MAX!"

#high key aware that this isnt what u asked for anon #but i couldnt resist #im on my spreading charles bunny agenda #lestappen #lav's ficlets #max verstappen #charles leclerc #f1 fic

[wildwren]

anyway halbrand is a mood

#this is stupid but i dont care #i am tired #you are not morally superior for attacking people on the internet for liking a show that you don't #that is not fucking praxis #get the fuck away from me #the rings of power #rings of power #salt warning sorry i know actual fans just want to move on from this bullshit #but i couldnt resist

[copdog1234]

For a guy who doesn't like musicals, Paul sure is in a lot of them

#im sure this joke has been made before #but i couldnt resist #tgwdlm #team starkid #starkid #npmd #black friday #the guy who doesnt like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #paul matthews

[magnaflourious-nerdity]

#nie huaisang #if there is a more nhs line it is hard to find #i hope this hasnt been done already but we all know creaticvity is eead so who knows #but i couldnt resist #nhs #cql #the untamed

[thesunoficarus1]

#i know this meme format is so old #but i couldnt resist #supernatural #spn #castiel #sam winchester #dean winchester #supernatural meme

[genesisguidline]

#art #fanart #illustration #character art #digital arwork #pjo disney+ #pjo fanart #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo #pjo tv show #percy jackson disney+ #percy jackson fanart #percy jackson #medusa #i know im late #but i couldnt resist

[amethyst-fiend]

Chay with his zero spacial awareness in Kinnporsche ep14

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche meme #kimchay #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche ep14 #stayed up to make this #probably shouldnt have #but i couldnt resist #mine

[kosmicsandshoes]

youtube didnt work out for him

#vanoss #vanossgaming #vanoss crew #vanoss crew fanart #digital art #my art #one of my friends exploded into the gc with just “YOU SHOULD DRAW VANOSS IN A HOOTERS OUTFIT” #she doesnt even watch him lol #but i couldnt resist #sorry to any of the vanoss crew who may see this at any point in time #bbs vanoss #bbs #banana bus squad

[botherkupo]

So I'm playing The Witcher 3 for the first time and lots of things are Redanian, and EVERY TIME I read it as Rednana-ian. Rednana has infected my brain and I thought you might get a kick out of that

i am so glad you sent me this ask because i had so much fun drawing this hkjhhk

(click for better quality)

#ml #rednana #i have never played the games or watched the show #but i couldnt resist #botherkupo art #my art

[every-dayiwakeup]

Bless

#dacre montgomery #billy hargrove #everyone says fred jones AND I AGREE #but i couldnt resist

[quotes-of-dreamland]

Elfilin: You can use your Mini Map to check the current quest objective!

Kirby: Mini map?

Kirby: I don't have a mini map.

Elfilin: Wh...

Elfilin: ...why not? :(

#source: hlvrai #elfilin #kirby #one of our mods still hasn't beaten the game #so still no katfl spoilers #but i couldnt resist #kirby series

[saphhicwitchbitch]

Imagine: if aziraphale had used the gun in the book.

Hi! I just copied my writing from a previous reblog so that i could have the scenario as mine on my blog.

The final encyclopaedia crashed down the stairs.

"What are you going to do now. You are surrounded. Your humans can no longer fight. Your dear, dear Crowley hasn't come back for his pet. You are alone. You are out of options. You are helpless angel". Shax smirked as the final word slithered out of her mouth. Her tone condescending and triumphant as she had seemingly won.

A smirk also glided onto Aziraphales face, "Actually, you are wrong"

Shax had not expected such confidence from her enemy. Sure, angels were known for their high and mighty cockiness but surely, surely they could recognize defeat?

What shax had not realized, firstly, is that Aziraphale had not once utilised any of his angelic powers or training. He had once been the protector of the eastern gate, and that job was not given to any lightweights, it was the same reason why he was supposed to lead a batallion if Armageddon hadn't been thwarted by him and Crowley. Secondly, and this relates to the failure of the end of times, Aziraphale doesn't do well taking instructions and doing what he is told. It's how he has fumbled his way through the millenia he has been on the surface. Sure, he followed heavenly orders when he wanted to, but as soon as they wanted him to do something he didn't necessarily agree with, all bets were off the table. He didn't ask, he just did and it was heavens poor monitoring of this principality that allowed his nature in the way he does things to be a bit more frivolous. Thirdly, and this is one of the most important bits, you don't get through centuries in London without picking up a few bits here and there, going a bit native as the heavenly order might say.

"What-What do you mean 'actually you are wrong'? You are helpless to my legion! You have no help! Crowley and heaven have left you behind! You are nothing in comparison to me!"

"Again, you are wrong" gently spoke Aziraphale, a polite smile now occupying his face as he gently reached to grab a copy of 'The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde (and other stories)'. Gently he glided his fingers over the leather cover, he first got this book a few years after it's release in 1886. It has caught his eye in around 1893 when publishers decided to compile this story and the works of others in one book. And while he would have like to have individual copies of each story, he couldn't resist the beautiful binding of the book at that time. Of course, this didn't matter too much in the long run as by 1927 he had come into possession of hand binded copies of each story. Which is why he felt no particular remorse when....editing this version.

"What are you doing, now is not the time to be caressing a dusty book Mr Fell," whispered Nina in a hushed but agitated voice. The demons were starting to slowly move in again after being at ease for the few seconds in which Shax had been talking and Nina would quite like to make her way out of this alive thank you very much.

"Listen to the human,"Shax spoke." Stop delaying and plead for forgiveness at the ruthless claws of my demons!"

" Oh you are still quite incorrect i'm afraid. You see, it will be your army that will need to be asking her grace for forgiveness soon enough."

With a rapid movement Aziraphale had flipped open the book, pulled out a small hand gun and lifted it to eye level, finger resting in the trigger.

Shax laughed, "A gun! You couldn't possibly dream of harming us with that human contraption!"

"Incorrect once again I'm afraid. You see your mortal bodies are susceptible to human wounds, a bullet in the right place would discorporate you. However, as precaution this gun has been consecrated and each bullet blessed using holy water. Forget inconveniently discorporated, you will be permanently gone. I didn't want to use this, violence has never really been my fortitude but i have warned you many times and asked you politely to leave a plethora more. Now I'm fed up and just want to keep Nina and Maggie safe. Get out of my book shop!"

His index finger squeezed the trigger and a bullet flew straight though a demons head. Immediately discorporating them and leaving their body to slowly break down on the floor at Shax's feet.

#out of character i know #and im sorry #but i couldnt resist #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #crowley #good omens spoilers #short scenario #good omens season 2 imagine #ive never touched a gun so ignore that probably inacturate writing of it #mini fanfic #kinda #neil gaiman #ineffable husbands

[zacksfairest]

Vaela Ceyoven - Wood Elf Ranger

#oc: Vaela Ceyoven #baldur's gate 3 #bg3edit #cassie plays baldur's gate 3 #i WILL be remaking this once i get her better armor #but i couldnt resist #cassie's gifs

[muffledpizza]

And you all said Mesperyian wasn't a real goddess

#hades #hades ii #hades game #supergiant games #mesperyian #i know her name is Melinoë #but i couldnt resist #ive been on here too long and seen too much for this not to be my first amd most primeval thought #mega excited for this

[clockworkbee]

Jude & Baz: I hate him so much. I hate that I think about him. I'll just go kill him so that I don't have to feel like I do anymore.

#i know ive made this post before as a 🤝🏻 #but i couldnt resist #jude duarte #baz pitch #the cruel prince #carry on #the folk of the air #simon snow trilogy #the freaking parallels

[xpiester333x]

Watching my boyfriend play P5 and getting his real time reactions is SO FREAKING GREAT.

It makes me feel slightly validated that this game that stole my heart is actually just that great that he's been deeply invested from the start.

And it's just amazing to see someone you love enjoying something your so passionate about. Like really loving it and getting equally as passionate about it.

Plus it gave me an excuse not to put off playing Royal any more c: So now we can gush our feelings to each other as we play.

I'm playing a bit behind him because I don't risk spoiling anything accidentally (though I'm extremely meticulous about not spoiling anything anyway because I want him to have that first time rush). And it gives him the chance to tell me how excited he is about the game like I haven't played it yet because he's just ahead of where I am.

Dream come true tbh

#easy as pie #i swear i was going to play something else before i started Royal because i just finished P5 a few months ago #but i couldnt resist