#but i cannot tolerate people who are rude to my loved ones!!!

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Lmfao N says fuck fic how original

[SNAP]

"So, N..." Uzi sits down on her Spinny Chair Of Genius™, as she likes to call it, as N sits on a beanbag. "Since i am your new apparent admin, this means i have some form of control over you and V, yeah?"

"I guess?" N shrugs "I mean- i don't know, i'm not the human that made me, i don't know my inner workings..."

He suddenly has a small thought start to grow in his head, and immediately lets it slip out of curiosity. "Wh- what are you trying to do?? Are you gonna look through my settings..?" He scratches his head in a bashful manner, blushy as it's literally some very delicate and probably private stuff.

Uzi grins like the absolute gremlin she is, sharp teeth shining like the blade of a knife, as she fidgets with her fingers at the most chaotic thought she's had so far. Key word being: so far.

"I'm just gonna make a test, nothing harmful~" She giggles. N looks at Uzi with a metaphorical drop of sweat running down his visor as he thinks of the times Cyn giggled back in the mansion. She definetly made giggles way less scary than Uzi's.

Next day...

It started with Uzi's alarm going off. She slaps her own visor, turning it off, and promptly gets up. N seems to be deep in his sleep... Wonder what he's dreaming about? She kinda hopes it's her, but it's not something she'll reveal to any one schmuck at ALL, so thank me later.

i don't want to kill you. i don't want to kill anymore. i need you. don't go. don't leave me. please. i don't want to kill you. the universe is at risk. i can't lose more people in my life. i have to protect the universe. but you are my universe. please. no. don't go. please. i love you. i'm sorry.

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDISASSEMBLYREQUIREDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

M1S5 M3? :)

"N!!" He wakes up screaming, startling Uzi who's sitting conviniently really close and in front of him. On top of his lap. Like in those bits in movies where the love interest is uncomfortably close to the main character. Like that. Yeah.

"Hi Uziii...??" N whispers in bashful surprise as she processes the situation. Okay so i'm sitting here right in front of him and he just woke up and sat up really close to my face it's looking like something else is gonna happen and oh my robo-god i am going to fuckin' pass out hhhhh-

"aaaaaooOKAYWEGOTTAGOORELSEWERELATETOTHEFUCKINGSCHOOLSHITAAAA" N yelps Uzi pushes him away by the face in a rush. N gets back up to yell (but like- not angry or anything, more like yelling so she hears him clearly) "Language! Your dad's around, you know?? It's why i say"biscuits" instead, i don't wanna be rude!". It's a long pause of silence as he thinks, realizing... "How can you even swear at all by the way???"

It started with a horrible, terrifying, traumatic, very lore heavy nightmare along with a scare and rush to school. This day is certainly not gonna go all too well and i am here for it he's boutta SNAP lol.

Next it was Lizzy doing her usual popular girl spoiled brat bullshit, and N cannot kill her because murder as a whole is wrong and it's no solution to anything at all. Uzi knows this and it bothers her so much more than i can describe.

Next was the teacher being this smug idiot doing whatever, giving the class a dumb thing to do without caring about anything, only looking through his phone either busy with other work or straight up messing around. Uzi and N are very much bothered by this and Uzi wants to speak up... Which she does. To no avail, as the teacher ran out of fucks to give. N just tolerates and tries to lighten up the mood by being his friendly self (got a dude and a chick head over heels for him and he doesn't realize, thinks they're just extra friendly), but it's mostly very little effect. All because he doesn't wanna be rude. It's gonna get real soon enough though.

Next was the discrimation towards N, as he is a Disassembly Drone and they're pretty scared of him... Well at least it's not ALL of them, some are very much enjoying his presence. Why that is i'll tell you in the dms because i don't think i can say it here lmfao.

Next was the teasing. Yes some drones in the school figured out the whole Nuzi shebang and are now teasing them about it. "Hey purple girl, how's the biting like?", "How does your murder buddy kiss? I'm just curious~", "How's it like living with a small girl like her? Bet she likes it when you pick her up~", "N you are so much better than her, there's that other murderous girl out there that killed Doll's parents, she seems right up your ally!", and it just doesn't stop. Ever. N is genuinely bothered by this, he's very uncomfortable.

Inconvience after inconvience, minor and major, impactful and not, it just doesn't friggin' STOP.

Luckily that's all there is, they're going home! Albeit not very happy but they're going to their comfortable space of a home nonetheless!

But i did say he's gonna snap at some point.

"Uzi, have you seen my glasses? I gotta read something important" Says Khan, not actually needing glasses as he's a robot, he can see just fine, but everyone in Copper 9 is all mimicking humans so Khan doesn't realize that and needs glasses anyway.

"I'm getting them, Mr. Uzi!" N chirps, happy to help like all the time, as he jumps up from his seat and walks around, looking for Khan's glasses. "Thanks, Uzi's very lucky to have you as this potential boyfriend!" Uzi lets out a very UNHOLY screech of embarrassment as she yells "HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND". N does sigh at this, but he's too busy looking for Khan's glasses to care.

"Ooh! There you are!" N whips out a pair of glasses from inside... Uzi's wardrobe?? Does she prank him often??? Anywho, he found the glasses!

"I got 'em Mr. Uzi!! I found them in Uzi's wardrobe which is very weird and raises a few questions but i found them nonetheless!!" Khan processes the statement and wheezes as a response.

"What? What's funny??" N is very confused. Khan chuckles as he pats N in the back, "What just happened while i was sleeping was that Uzi just hid them away as a prank of sorts, she's very mischievous!" He's giggling as he explains, and so does N because come on it's funny how could he not?

Oh and N drops the glasses in his giggle fit. Resulting in them breaking upon landing. They stop laughing as they notice this.

N's eye twitches as his hands vibrate.

"N it's okay, i'll just get new ones-" says Khan, immediately interrupted by the next paragraph under this one

"MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

Khan is startled and frozen up in shock. Uzi heard that from the other room and is also shocked. If there were birds in Copper 9 they would fly away in flocks.

"Are you- are you okay-" Khan's interrupted again. "NO I'M NOT OKAY SHIT JUST KEPT HAPPENING AND I'M FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THAT AND BECAUSE I COULDN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. SON OF A BITCH THEY KEPT ON TEASING ME AND BEING WEIRD AROUND ME AND OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE TREATED LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING DRONE?!?!?!"

Khan is frozen in shock as Uzi silently giggles to herself from the other room. "It worked! I turned off his filter holy shit it worked eheheheheee!"

"I'M... I'm going outside for a breather, be right fuckin' back" N storms out through the front entrance, as Khan holds a hand out trying to stop him, "it's sunny outside, careful-" but it was too late.

"FUUCK!!" And so N storms right back in, with burns on his casing, "I'm going to Uzi's room then"

"I DID IT!!" Uzi whisper-yells to herself. Somehow.

Twas a very loud and messy day, hope you enjoyed this lmao

#murder drones #serial designation n #uzi doorman #nuzi #khan doorman #lizzy murder drones #tw swearing #like a LOT it's really scary #spooker's writing #also yeup lotta Nuzi in there lol it's fucking adorable and funny as hell haha

[thinkpink212]

The biggest lessons I have learned being in the work force...

These people are not your friends. Be kind and all, but do not share your life with these people. You can become friends, but I suggest you keep your work and personal life separate.

Do not do more then you're paid to do. Going above and beyond is only something I would suggest to do if that is your own company, if you are up for a promotion or if you do not care/mind being taken for granted. These people will see you work hard and load you with more.

Every year, ask for a raise. In most fields and countries you can and should ask for a raise (usually 10-15%) usually you won’t get your target, but close mouths don’t get fed. So have your ducks in a row, present your case and make sure to make your efforts match your paycheck, always!

Do not take on the role of boss, even when your boss has you feeling like one. Again, unless the check is matching up, stay in your lane and do not tell your coworkers what, when and how to do their job. That is for your boss to do and if they need help with that, they can add it to the contract, pay you for your time or hire an assistant.

Get in and get out. When you shift is over, leave. It is that simple, even if you love your job, having boundaries is not just for you to respect your time but for them to see you respect it - and they will in return respect it too. Those who do not will have a rude awakening when the clock strikes and you get up and start packing. I personally do not even have my notifications on when I am off of work. If they wish to contact me on my time, they can try but I rarely pick up or reply unless it is a request to take a shift due to being short staffed.

Not everybody is a shark, but you can pretend. As someone who is not a fan of getting into a very ‘masculine’ and heavy roll, I’ll do it to get the job done if that’s what’s called for — but I am a soft gentle cinnamon roll, but they don’t have to know that. You can adapt to your environment and do what you have to do before reverting back to who you are and want to be. Don’t stay in that masculine heavy energy for too long either, it’s not fun and very draining — especially for my delicate fellow cinnamon rolls 🩷

Document everything. What you do for the company (i.e anything extra that is not a part of your job directly or anything with large impacts) . E-mails of your requests of absence, vacation days etc. If you have a phone call with your boss/colleagues, e-mail them that same day and thank them for the phone call, and give a short resume of what you agreed to etc.

Do not react to weird threats. My own bosses in the past have alluded to wanting to hire more people because they are dissatisfied with the work-efforts etc. They can be dissatisfied as much as they would like and hire how many they want. They usually do not take this step due to the lack of competent workers, but stull do not slack so much you give them enough excuses to fire you. But still, do not start picking up the slack simply because their other employees/they cannot keep up with demands.

You always have options, so if you are not happy then leave. I think many forget that we got this job and we can get a new one again. For some it may take longer then for others, but there is no rewards for struggling so please get out if it starts affecting your mental, spiritual or physical health. But also know that most work environments mimic each other, so see where the benefits are best, and what is worth the occasional headaches. Not everybody will find a job they love the first few tries, so aim for what you like/can tolerate with enough benefits/good pay that you have the freedome to spend your free time doing what you love. Work to live, never live to work

Xoxo

#work advice #work environment #9 to 5 #hustle culture #thinkpink advice #thinkpink upload

[lestappenforever]

it’s funny to me how people project their hatred for lestappen both as a romantic pairing and as individuals onto their relationship. yes, people ship them, just like any other celebrity has been shipped with their co-star, band mate etc long before the internet existed. they are aware of this, it comes with the territory and so long as no one disrespects them or takes the ships to their face it’s okay (y’all know rps rules and this is not to talk about that)

what this is about is how people who hate them or hate seeing them together will say how charles hates max and just tolerates max because you know max is so annoying and the dev while charles is an angel princess who will just talk to him so as not to be rude and for pr purposes.

which this logic doesn’t even make sense because outside of the two of them, there are 18 other drivers on the grid. the funniest thing is that this evil max they claim charles hates and just tolerates is beloved and is friends with at least half and is cordial and well like by most. the same applies to charles. majority of the grid seems to get along (i recall half the grid went to horner’s cook out some time this year)

suffice to say, charles always seems intrigued by max and seeks him out after and sometimes before a race. they talk and you can tell they genuinely care about one another. yes, no one said they are best friends, or maybe they are not. they talk about each other in such a beautiful that i rarely hear them talk about any other driver. they do care, they probably even love each other now.

oops this got long. my point essentially was, people who make them seem like they are just doing things to appease fans or for or make them look bad. because i genuinely believe those two guys choose who they want to talk to or not talk to because they are mature adults. charles made it very clear in austria 2019 that if he was mad at max he wasn’t going to stand around and pretend to be happy when he isn’t. max has on several occasions made it clear when he’s pissed at other drivers, he is brutally honest about it. yet, he’s so soft about charles. it’s because they care about each other and have come so far. their relationship has evolved they are actually friends now (maybe even more not that we know) people should just stop projecting their insecurities and biases on those two and give them credit that they actually know what they are doing and genuinely respect each other. they are not some pretentious pricks who just want to appease fans. to what end? they are not even teammates.

This, this, this, a million times this.

Honestly, anon, anti-shippers are just so sad. In most cases, shipping is just a fun little thing people engage in because it brings us joy and makes up happy, and those anti-shippers that take it so damn personally have some deep-rooted issues they should probably explore in other ways instead of projecting their very intense feelings onto something that's just supposed to be fun.

I'm not implying you should be a fan of or enjoy every ship out there. Hell, there are plenty of ships out there I personally cannot stand. But, do I spend my time trashing them and trying to make those people who do ship them feel like shit? No. Do I go out of my way to try and prove how ridiculous their ship is? No. Why? Because shipping is supposed to be fun, and I don't take other people's ships personally.

If you have an issue with a ship, ignore it. Block their tags. Choose not to engage with or look at content of the ship you don't like. It's that simple.

The fact that Charles and Max actually do respect each other and do enjoy each other's company is clear as day. And those who try to insist that it's "all for show"? Please. F1 is one of the pettiest sports on the planet. If those two fully grown men didn't actually like each other, they would avoid each other like the fucking plague, they wouldn't bother pretending to appease anyone.

#Asks #Anon #Anon asks #Lestappen asks #Lestappen dynamics anons

[a-n-conrad]

General XOXO Droplets dating HCs with the Jerk Squad

For Nate, Everett, Shiloh, Bae, Pran, and Jeremy with a gender neutral reader!

[Warnings: None? I think? ]

Request: From my request survey (https://forms.gle/FpFyr84gPioVrW1Z9)

Nate Lawson

Nate Lawson cannot turn off the nagging no matter how hard he tries. You just kind of have to deal with it.

However, it does help sometimes. If you’re bad at remembering to do things or finding motivation, he’s actually a huge help.

If you can handle him being a bit blunt and rude, he helps a lot with studying too when he has the time.

His schedule is annoying as hell, let’s be honest. However, if you can convince him that it would be beneficial, you could probably get him to specifically schedule dates for you.

He’s probably always going to be a little uncomfortable with touch, but he finds plenty of other ways to show affection.

There are pros and cons to getting him to help you clean/organize. On one hand, it will be done really well. On the other hand, the process of getting it done will be SO stressful.

Truthfully, Nate is probably a really good boyfriend if you can deal with all of the stress. You just have to be willing to work with him.

He would definitely struggle with compromises, but he cares and he’s trying his best. 

I have a feeling that he’s really used to people just writing him off as a perfectionist killjoy. He’d probably really appreciate someone who’s willing to understand him, even if you don’t agree with all of his opinions. 

You do have to be able to get along with Everett a little. You don’t have to be best friends with him, but if you can’t stand to be in the same room as Nate’s best friend it just isn’t going to work. 

Everett Gray

Judgey and snarky. I love Everett, but this guy uses his fake superiority complex to cope with his anxiety. You have to be able to deal with some snarky comments, and maybe even fire back a bit.

If you go shopping with him, he’s going to be incredibly picky about what you try. He’s trying to “help”, but he’s kind of a jerk about it. You might end up looking cool in the end, though.

Opposite of Nate when it comes to you needing help with things. Unless you want advice on how to seem “cool”, this guy is absolutely useless. He’ll be there for “support” though (he’ll sit and complain about being bored, but he’s still there).

Probably tried really hard not to tell his mom about you when you were first casually dating, but accidentally ruined his own plan but absentmindedly ranting. His mom probably thought it was really cute. 

Shares his mom’s care packages with you. Don’t make a big deal out of it.

He probably starts getting little gifts for you after you start officially dating. He says he thinks it’s dumb, but I refuse to believe Mrs. Gray didn’t teach that boy any manners.

Has moods where he tries to push people away. Be stubborn. He needs stubborn. He may act annoyed, but he isn’t. He just loves to act annoyed.

Like with Nate, you do have to be able to tolerate his best friend. He’s not giving up his friend for you. Sorry. 

Shiloh Fields 

Honestly on the surface Shiloh would probably be a really good boyfriend, because he’s really good at doing/being exactly who you want. But is it genuine? Of course not. This is Shiloh we’re talking about.

It’s going to be a task to get anything real out of Shiloh, but I think if he genuinely cares about you, he’ll try. Of course, genuine for Shiloh just means that he’ll let you in on some of the scams he’s got going. 

Shiloh’s probably never going to stop being a little manipulative, but he might be able to tone it down with you. He’ll keep it more in the “forgivable prank” and “joking lies” categories.

Shiloh loves horror so I’m confident he would be one of those guys that uses horror movies to get you to cling to him. He’ll definitely say things like “This movie isn’t that bad. Just a few jumpscares.” before putting in one of the scariest movies known to man. 

It might seem like it would be helpful to be able to see through Shiloh’s lies, but I think that would make him uncomfortable.

He’d probably use his tricks to help you after a while. If you go to Shiloh about someone making you uncomfortable, he’ll deal with it. You don’t need to know how. It’s probably mostly legal, right? Maybe. 

He doesn’t particularly care if you get along with other people. You do, however, have to be willing to let him continue with his scams. 

Bae Pyoun

Bae is probably a decent boyfriend if you can actually get him to date you. He’s got high standards for everything. This can be to your detriment or benefit depending on how you look at it.

He’s not going to slack off on dating you. Of course, he expects the same, but at least you can tell that he cares, right?

I honestly doubt that he would refer to you by name basically ever. The nicknames just get more ridiculous.

I fully imagine that seeing him around kids is absolutely adorable. And then you have to take a second and realize that he treats just about everyone exactly the same way that he treats five year olds. You might be an exception sometimes, though.

He’s one of those people that “supervises” when you have to do something hard. By supervise, I meant that he watches and micromanages in the background. He’ll help a little if you really need it. Just don’t expect him to do any physical labor.

He’s one of those people that can manage to tell someone off without them really knowing how to react. If you tell him that someone is making you uncomfortable, they’ll probably end up too confused to keep bothering you.

He doesn’t really need you to get along with people, but you do have to handle it a certain way if you do dislike people. He’ll probably trash talk them with you, though.

Pran Taylor

Very much the “sit next to each other and do our own thing” kind of person. He likes to just sit next to you and draw while you do your own thing. 

He isn’t going to go out of his way to do things with you, but at a certain point, he’ll just go along with what you want. He’ll probably continue to act annoyed about it, but you can definitely catch him smiling every once in a while.

Genuinely really protective, but I imagine he has like 500 excuses for why. He will not admit that it’s because he cares about you if he can avoid it. 

I can distinctly picture that he would give you a drawing as a gift, but the way he would do it would be by crumpling it up and throwing it at you. The only reason you know that it’s for you is because there’s no way that Pran would litter.

Pran can almost certainly pick you up. You might even be able to convince him to carry you around. He honestly might find it kind of cute if you have a lot of fun with it.

You definitely have to get along with Jeremy a bit. Pran’s very protective, so he won’t tolerate you being genuinely mean to his friend. 

Jeremy King

Jeremy is begrudgingly very cute. I feel like he hates that he genuinely wants to do cute things for you sometimes. He finds it so embarrassing.

He is a germaphobe and that does still apply to you. He does insist you wash your hands an insane amount before any physical affection. 

His snappier side from when he was younger didn’t go away completely, but he does try his best not to snap at you. It’s not too hard, since he’s mostly apathetic, but it’s a struggle on occasion.

He definitely absentmindedly makes you gifts when he’s especially tired. He definitely won’t give it to you in person, though. It would be way too embarrassing for him.

He absolutely sucks at planning dates. He'll mostly go along with whatever you want, but he’ll really appreciate it if you make an effort to get him to enjoy it too. That’s not to say that he will enjoy it, just that he appreciates the effort. 

His parents would probably love you regardless of who you are, and it annoys him so much. 

He doesn’t exactly need you to be friends with Pran, but he’d get annoyed if you two fought too much. You have to at least tolerate Pran and get him to tolerate you. 

[A/N: I was trying to use the wiki as a guide because it's been a little while since I played, but some of the boys have like nothing on their page. RIP me, I guess.]

#xoxo droplets #xoxo droplets x reader #gb patch games #nate lawson #everett gray #shiloh fields #bae pyoun #pran taylor #jeremy king

[asharkapologist]

Elisa Melody Diary Entry #1: I Hate That Family

A/N: So I really love Elisa Melody, and I randomly got the idea to write a journal entry from her POV where she complains about the Rochesters/ranks them from her favorite to least favorite, because I thought that would be fun. I hope you enjoy!

Also thank you @chelleinyy for helping me with this 🙏

Unless I wish to “disappear” or “suffer a sudden episode of madness,” I must not let this diary be seen by anyone but myself.

It cannot be said that I am not appreciative of my employment as a party planner. My clients can be, more often than not, rude, self-centered, scoundrels, or any mixture, but party planning pays exceptionally well, as the wealthy of Concordia have remarkable amounts of money to throw around. Additionally, I consider myself a creative person. Painting would hardly provide a sustainable career, however, so by billing myself as a party planner, I am able to allow myself to succeed in a job allowing for creativity.

That being said, I believe that I am QUITE entitled to complain about certain clients. I have been holding my tongue in matters concerning my true opinions on the following people, even though I rarely show as much caution with others who hire me. Of course, I do not go around openly slandering the wealthy as that would be career suicide, but the vast majority of my clients do not have my life in their hands like the Rochesters.

The wealthiest family in Concordia.

They practically control this city in every way that matters: economically, politically, and everything in between. And it is an open secret that anyone who challenges or condemns their power either disappears, mysteriously dies or commits suicide, or is admitted into Grim Chapel’s insane asylum. I do not care what they do with their rivals. One should be intelligent enough to avoid challenging the people who very obviously control this city.

But they are some very challenging clients. Even if they pay handsomely. And as I rarely desire to openly rant or vocalize my opinions on them to anyone, especially as I have few friends or people I can trust to not reveal my opinions to others, I figured that it is only safe to confine my thoughts to this diary. And as silly as it may be, I wish to rank the Rochesters from least to most aggravating to deal with. Because I have been concealing these feelings regarding that family for years. And perhaps this will be therapeutic…

I have worked with all nine official living members of the Rochester family. (I say official because surely Horatio and perhaps Larry and Malcolm have multitudes of illegitimate children. And there are rumors about the fate that befall Horatio Rochester’s former wife. Some say she is dead. Some say she retreated to the seaside on the other side of the country. I am not especially concerned--she is not relevant to me, as she has never contacted me to ask me to organize a party.) The members of the family are:

Leopold

Rockley

Larry

Horatio

*Clarissa

Malcolm

Bernadine

Veronica

Archie

The most pleasant Rochester to deal with, and therefore the lowest on this list at number 9 is Clarissa Rochester. I have put an asterisk next to her name, as of some weeks prior to me writing this, she was poisoned at a luncheon. A shame, for she was the most tolerable member of the family. She has benefitted from mysterious fates befalling the Rochesters’ economic rivals and critics, but this is not about her morality. With me she is pleasant and courteous, although I have seen her lose her temper at incompetent servants (one of whom murdered her), but I am not incompetent, and therefore, she has no reason to shout at and humiliate me. She gives me a list of things she wants at her party and rarely gets in my way. I appreciate not being micromanaged. (This will be relevant later.)

Malcolm is next. Of course, I am aware that his political rivals have a mysterious habit of suffering sudden fates that conveniently eliminate them from any election where they would be challenging Malcolm. I am no idiot. But again, this is not a ranking of their morality, simply how pleasant they are to deal with. And when interacting with me, Senator Rochester is perfectly affable and courteous. I have seen him lose his temper at assistants or servants before, but unlike them, I am perfectly capable at my job and therefore have never been yelled at. He compliments my work, even though he rarely deals with me directly, as he leaves most of the party or banquet planning to me, his assistants, or his wife. However, when I do interact with him, he is professional and friendly, and does not get in my way. Which is truly what I appreciate from those who hire me.

Senator Rochester’s sister, Bernadine, is next. Unlike her brother, she is a rather openly haughty woman, making her more of a headache to interact with. While she may not have any moral failings or benefit from anyone’s misfortunes when someone makes a mistake of crossing a member of the family (which is to surely be my fate if this is discovered), she has not taken after her brother in terms of manners presented to the public. However, like her brother, she does not get in my way when I work for her. She gives me the essential information I need for my job and leaves me to work. She does not think she can do my job better than me.

Leopold Rochester is next. I know that the people of Concordia love him. I know that many would decry him being as high as he is. But he is an annoying nitwit. For the man is too helpful. Whenever he hires me, he is constantly checking in with me, constantly asking me if there is anything I need assistance with. He thinks he is being sweet and helpful. He is not. It is a massive annoyance to be interrupted by this rich man who has likely never done the hard work of organizing anything in his life, attempt to help me, ask me to tell him what to do to be helpful, and compliment me. Yes, I know that I am skilled at my work. But when I am working, I do not wish to be bothered. I often end up snapping at him that the most helpful thing he can do is get out of my hair. He will then often apologize and I brush it off, doing anything I can to get him out of my presence. I fear that someone will start a rumor that I am cruel to the “Father of Concordian Innovation” rather than his retribution, because he is nothing but kind to everyone he hires. He may be unintentionally annoying, but he still gets in my way when I am working. He can say this, though: he pays better than anyone else in the family.

Now on this list is where I begin to actively dislike members of this family. Next is Rockley, one of the most oblivious people I have ever met. I have worked with him the least out of the members of the Rochesters (he only hired me once, if you can call it that). And he is…an unique man to work with. He would probably be higher up on this list if I had the displeasure of working with him more than once, for the one time he hired me was…utterly pointless. He proposed bizarre ideas to me, such as having strings of candy on an outdoor plaza of his chocolate factory (that would attract birds who would defecate on everyone), suggesting part of the party be a compulsory tour of his remarkably unsafe chocolate factory, sprinkling some of his then-newest types of candy randomly throughout the refreshments--candy that he somehow created that would cause anything a guest ate for the next thirty minutes to taste remarkably bitter. I told him that his ideas were not good, or at least needed to be heavily altered, but did he listen to me? Not at all. He went ahead with all of his ideas, and ignored mine. I was paid, but as I predicted, his party was a mess, and several people left angry. He did not seem to mind. I do not know why anyone would hire me, knowing of my skills, and then ignore me. At least Horatio does not ignore my ideas. Rockley is an idiot entirely lost in his own world, and I am glad to not have my talents wasted on him any longer. If he continues his current business practices, he may find himself being sued for causing someone’s death, as his factory is, in my opinion, quite a death trap.

Horatio Rochester is next. The patriarch of the family, and one of my best-paying clients. And also the toughest, for nothing I do seems to be enough for him. I know I am good at what I do, otherwise I would never have employment. Horatio knows this, as he continuously pays me to organize his multiple parties. However, I can never escape snide comments and attempts to micromanage from him. He criticizes everything I do, always finding fault with whatever he can. (Does he have nothing better to do at his functions? Does no one want to speak with him? If so, I cannot blame him, for his breath smells terrible, likely from his many cigars he smokes). I do not dare talk back to him, one of the most powerful men in Concordia and someone who I have seen shout out and strike servants, and so I grit my teeth, apologize, and try to fix whatever flaw he has found. He would be unbearable if not for how well he pays. When he hires me, I know I will have an unpleasant time as he thinks he can do my job better than I can with as much fault as he finds, apparently…but I also know I will end up with a large amount of money.

Veronica Rochester does not like me. She has never actually hired me, rather, she has occasionally been foisted onto me by Malcolm when he has given us an assignment of organizing a banquet or something similar. After Rockley, I have interacted with her the least. Like Horatio, she has a habit of criticizing my work, but unlike Horatio, I am often working right alongside her, meaning both of us grow more and more annoyed as we work, but we are forced to communicate through our gritted teeth. I have never seen her smile, and I rarely smile around her, for she thinks she can do my job better than me and argues with me over the pettiest of things. She also has had the audacity to accuse me of being a social climber, simply because I have worked for everyone in her family and many other wealthy people in Concordia. How dare she? I am good at my job. One of the best party planners in Concordia. I have my own business cards. I never have to worry about money. I have been insulted by multiple clients, but they always seem quite ready to hire me, including her family. Of course I am spending much of my time with the wealthy in Concordia, because they can recognize good talent when they see it, unlike her. She is polite enough in public, but with those she considers beneath her, which evidently includes me, she is a miserable person to deal with, and even if he treats me well, my opinion of Malcolm is soured because he makes me work with his miserable wife.

I have been tempted to punch Larry Rochester multiple times. The man is an utter pain to deal with. His party ideas are almost as ridiculous as his brother Rockley’s, and he seems to actively enjoy making the jobs of me and everyone else difficult, especially when he becomes intoxicated and loud (which is often). When he is drunk, he tends to find it amusing to trash decorations, he once started a food fight, and he enjoys humiliating party planners and servants, regardless of how well jobs were done. I distinctly remember a time when I was helping separate two guests from a verbal altercation when he suddenly loudly insulted me in front of everyone at the event, causing many people to erupt into laughter. It was one of the most humiliating moments of my life, and I had to suppress the urge to punch the smile off of his face. However, I managed to keep my anger in check for two reasons: one, there was an entire crowd watching and such an act of violence would spoil future clients’ opinions of me, and two, considering Larry was recently arrested for strangling a woman and cutting her heart out, I believe I was correct in assuming that he was not someone to be trifled with, who absolutely felt entitled to sink to violent lows and ruin my reputation, if not attack me. It is a blessing he is in prison, and while that is some money gone, he also paid the worst out of everyone in the family.

I HAVE punched Archie Rochester. I must confess, HE is the reason why I began this list, because of something that happened at a recent party, coincidentally the final party Larry attended before being arrested. But Archie has vexed me before this incident. He almost entirely ruined my reputation several months ago when it was discovered that he was Mr Alastor, a mysterious, anonymous gentleman that, for several years, had thrown parties, some of which he had hired me to plan. He could be rude over letters or telegram, but nothing I was unused to. However, this year, Archie as Alastor decided to do something different, as he threw these parties while inviting guests with grudges to said parties, correctly predicting that some of them would kill each other. He did this all in a bizarre attempt to woo Giulietta Capecchi, the daughter of the now-deceased leader of the Italian mob in Concordia. This would have been insignificant to me had he not hired me to plan a party where a murder then occurred. My party! A murder happening! I am fortunate that the victim was not well-liked, otherwise my reputation may have been ruined if a popular woman was murdered under my watch. I almost got in trouble with law enforcement as well, because they were attempting to deduce Alastor’s identity, and since I was in correspondence with him (without knowing who he was), they treated me with suspicion. As if I had more idea than anyone else who he was! As if that was not bad enough, I was also a suspect in the murder that occurred! As if I would poison someone at my own luncheon and ruin my own life and reputation! I quickly gave the police every letter I had received from Alastor as well as all the money he had paid me, and luckily, that satisfied the police. But my reputation could have taken a substantial hit if things had gone differently!

This alone would have been enough to place Archie at number one, but mere days ago, I had another negative interaction with him. He was at a party I had planned, and through ridiculous scenarios involving wine being splashed in my face, him happening to get splashed as well because he was standing near me, us arguing on the way to the washroom to clean ourselves, us returning to the ballroom together, and Archie’s father, Malcolm, giving us an order to do so, we ended up dancing together. Me. Waltzing with the person who almost ruined my reputation and got me in trouble with the law. We argued throughout the entire thing and quite soon we were not waltzing but more of…throwing each other about, spinning, and doing non-decidedly waltz until the song ended and my arms were around him as he dipped me and I was mere feet of the ground, and mere centimeters from him.

It was mortifying. I immediately stood up, and he was embarrassed too, and we exchanged more insults before we both stormed off. After the party ended and I was helping to clean up, I found him, surrounded by empty glasses of sangria in the garden, which started yet another argument, with him calling my party awful. As if it was my fault the now-late thanks to Larry Rochester Deputy Mayor threw wine at me and Archie. He insulted my work, and I was furious at him for being forced to dance with me and embarrassing me in front of everyone by loudly arguing with me and ending with him dipping me that I rather threw caution to the wind and opted to throw a leftover slice of cake at him.

However, because Archie has a headache-inducing habit of always getting me in trouble with the law, he dodged the cake and it hit a nearby police officer (investigating the deputy mayor’s death). The man shouted at me for “assaulting an officer of the peace with cake” as I profusely apologized and explained I was aiming for Archie, who of course, took the opportunity to insult the cake and the party once more. He even called me incompetent, and that was the last straw.

So I punched him in the face. My father once decided to teach me how to throw a good punch and I am glad for that lesson now, because even if it was perhaps foolish to assault a member of the Rochester family, especially one who organized parties with the intent of certain people dying, it felt excellent, some well-deserved payback. Everyone--Archie and the two police officers and even to a certain degree myself--was shocked, and Archie and I were about to start arguing again, and I was about to hit him once more, when the police officers got between us and ordered us to calm down, which led to Archie declaring he was going to seek medical attention (please, I bruised his face, not knocked out his teeth, he’ll be fine) and stomping off.

It was only later that I realized that I could very much get into legal trouble for punching Archie. It would be a cruel act of fate that I did, what with me almost getting in trouble with the law earlier this year thanks to him, to be actually getting in trouble. But about an hour later, I happened to overhear a conversation between him and his mother where she asked him what had happened to his face. I was nearby, folding up a banner I had just taken down, and Archie glanced in my direction for a fraction of a second before muttering that he was fine, that he had gotten too intoxicated and sustained a fall. Once his mother had turned her attention elsewhere he made a rude hand gesture to me and walked elsewhere.

I have convinced myself that I will not get into legal trouble. Knowing him, he is probably too embarrassed to admit to anyone that he was caught off guard and punched by a woman. But still, even if he never presses charges against me, he has secured his spot as the most annoying Rochester to work with, considering he almost got me in legal trouble twice, and that dance. I hated that dance. I don't know what I was thinking, egging him on and becoming so invested in that dance. Curse his father for ordering us to dance together rather than letting Archie stand alone during a waltz and letting me continue my job.

There is one final thing, though. This morning, in my mail, I discovered something bizarre. It was an anonymous note (although I very much recognize the handwriting), with a very strange letter.

I do not take back anything I said during that party. That cake was still awful, and I have some suggestions for how you could improve your party in general.

But I have yet to meet anyone who can keep up with me in arguments and other such back-and-forths. Considering how intelligent I am ( I obtained a law degree in less than a year in Switzerland and graduated top of my class) it is rare to meet anyone who is able to do so. I must begrudgingly admit I am impressed.

Well played.

#criminal case game #criminal case mysteries of the past #mysteries of the past #elisa melody #archie rochester #rochesters

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

Intro post:

Hi! Call me Blue/Orchid/anything else u come up with. It’s tumblr. You’re creative. Pick a nickname I’ll probably respond to it.

She/her and they/them pronouns plz. You can pick one and stick with it but I like it when ppl mix them up. Similarly, both feminine and androgynous terms of address, plz.

If you’re following for a Minecraft gimmick blog im sorry to say you’re not gonna get much of that here; I just love Minecraft orchids.

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I lose speech/language sometimes. Some posts I make will be made with AAC. The grammar and formatting of those posts will look different. Don’t be an asshole about it. If you’re rude about poor grammar/spelling/coherency on a post I will likely block you.

Ableism, queerphobia of any type, racism, etc. is not tolerated here. Honest questions are welcome. I’m glad to talk but I will not put up with bait asks or bad faith discussions.

If you know me irl, do not use information on this blog to out me, or tell other people about my blog without my consent. If you do that, I will block you/cut off contact. I keep my irl and internet life separate for a reason.

#intro post #hello! I’ve been around for a while but I’m redoing my blog. #if you recognize the url then hi yes this is me I changed my tumblr

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Vil Schoenheit Halloween Personal Story: Part 3

"Becoming who you want to be"

(Part 1) (Part 2) Part 3

[Pomefiore Dorm – Lounge]

Vil: Vil Schoenheit presents: Beauty Session for Halloween Week

Vil: Finally, it's Floyd the Mummy… I'll show you the makeup that will pair well with your mummy man costume.

Floyd: Why am I the only one who had to get my face washed again…?

Vil: Don't open your mouth so wide! Don't turn towards me!!

Floyd: Ow! That's my head you're grabbing…

Vil: You're supposed to be a mummy revived from its casket… Let's try to show an inorganic and dry texture.

Vil: The base makeup needs to use a strong matte foundation. Carefully use a puff to pat it down.

Vil: Use a concealer to kill the signs of life in your lips and use a blue-based lipstick.

Vil: Although usually its visibility on stage is low and is normally frowned upon, perhaps we should use lamé here?

Vil: You'll be up close and personal with the general public, since it's a live event, after all.

Floyd: Ooooh～! It's totally different! Is that really me in the mirror?

Vil: Fufu. There's no magic involved, either.

Floyd: ? Come to think of it, Betta-chan-senpai, your vibe's a little different today, ain't it?

Floyd: I mean, you're still as scary as usual, though.

Ace: Now that you mention it…

Ruggie: Yeah, his intensity during the fashion checks he did to Leona-san was completely different from this.

Vil: How rude. I simply cannot tolerate sloppy people who lay around and neglect making a proper effort.

Vil: You all have been positive and willing to learn about the makeup for Halloween.

Vil: I do not dislike teaching those who are willing to learn.

Rook: I agree, I also noticed that Vil is enjoying himself more than usual.

Floyd: Hmm～ Maybe if I also did all this stuff like Betta-chan-senpai does, even makeup can be fun?

Floyd: I'm from the Coral Sea, right? Makeup's such a pain when you're livin' underwater.

Floyd: Hm? Oh, wait? But Azul wears makeup every day with his dorm uniform, even though we both come from the same ocean.

Floyd: Oh right, Azul said that the Sea Witch would wear tons of makeup even under the sea, and always keep up her appearance.

Floyd: Maybe he's just trying to copy those legends of her?

Vil: It's good to be curious. That's right, all fashion gets its roots from somewhere.

Vil: From something as deep as cultural backgrounds, to something as trivial as imitating your friends…

Floyd: D'you got something like that too, Betta-chan-senpai?

Vil: For me, my father's influence is quite strong.

Rook: Vil's father is also an actor. They are a whole family of performers.

Vil: My father would fly all around the world for his filming. However, that did not mean he left his child at home…

Vil: He would take me to set. And there I was in for a surprise!

Vil: That's because every time I went to see him, he would have transformed completely. One day he was an old man. The next, a young man.

Vil: When he played the role of that Monster Hero, fighting with his long claws, I believed that my father was protecting the world.

Vil: I cried once, when cosmetics for a serious injury genuinely surprised me.

Vil: And whenever he would greet the audience on stage, he would return to that wonderful father, dressed to the nines with his makeup on point.

Vil: That is how I naturally began to understand it. Makeup is neither the control of beauty or ugliness, or is it an intuitive art.

Vil: It is created on the logic of becoming who you want to be…

Vil: Beauty is created, not given. It is for those who know their path to their ideal, and strives towards that goal.

Vil: That is why I love makeup. I love fashion. I love the me who loves fashion.

Vil: Whew… I was so swept up but your own motivation that I spoke for a little too long. My apologies.

Ace: Uh, so, you're saying that your dad's a movie actor…

Floyd: My old man's favorite movie's got a monster hero in it that fought with some long claws…

Ruggie: Is it possible that…

Ortho: Displaying keyword search results. The actor’s name retrieved from the cast list is…

Ortho: "Eric Venue."

Ruggie/Ace/Floyd: EEEEHHH～～～!! THAT FAMOUS ACTOR IS HIS FATHER!?

Silver: However, his last name isn't Schoenheit.

Vil: It's obviously a stage name. Alright, break time is over.

Vil: Stop looking around and face the mirror!

Floyd: Ow! You grabbed my head again…

Vil: EVERYONE IS FINISHED!

Ruggie/Ace/Jamil: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Silver/Ortho/Floyd: THANK YOU!

Vil: It's too early for you to relax. Every single student will need to be able to apply it the same.

Everyone: YESSIR!

Silver: Now then, if you will excuse me.

Ortho: Saving today's lecture. Uploading the video to the cloud.

Floyd: When I get back to the dorm, I gotta show Azul and Jade all this.

Ace: I wonder if I'll be able to teach all my upperclassmen good enough～ If I mess up, the Dorm Leader'll get mad at me.

Jamil: You're not shy when talking to your elders, so you'll be fine. Even in the Basketball club, you get along better with the third years than we do.

Floyd: Want me to come over to your dorm and teach it for you, Kani-chan?

Ace: No, anything but that…

[Pomefiore Dorm – Vil's Room]

Rook: Good work today, Vil. With this, the quality of our school's Halloween has just increased.

Rook: Everything will be fine. You should rest up, especially for your skin with all the makeup you've used today.

Vil: That was my intention, but something occurred to me while I was talking about my father.

Vil: Would it be possible to use not only stage makeup, but also special movie makeup for horror films?

Rook: Beauté! That's a great idea!

Vil: I'll use all the techniques I've learned in the acting field and show them the greatest Halloween ever.

Vil: I am no longer Vil Schoenheit. Instead, I am classical and elegant, the pinnacle of royalty.

Vil: The Monsters of Monsters―

Vil: A VAMPIRE!!

Vil: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

(Part 1) (Part 2) Part 3

#twisted wonderland #twst #vil schoenheit #ace trappola #ruggie bucchi #floyd leech #jamil viper #rook hunt #ortho shroud #twst vil #twst ace #twst ruggie #twst floyd #twst jamil #twst rook #twst ortho #twst silver #twst translation #twst halloween event

[lovelikethemovies13]

Hi there!! Words cannot describe how excited I got when I saw you we’re doing matchups. So fingers crossed that you’re taking requests for that. I’d be delighted to receive an outer banks or tsitp matchup <33 (If you have the motivation and energy for it of course!!)

Starting off, i’m an ENTP with a sun sign of taurus. I’m a straight (BUT 110% SUPPORTING) woman who goes by she/her. My hogwarts house is Slytherin. I’m 5’4 with chest length blonde hair, green bright eyes (with a brown line in the left one?) w a slim yet curvy body. I should wear glasses, but I don’t. Never. Not doin that. It doesn’t feel like me.

Describing my style will always be a touch cookie. One thing i know for sure is JEWELRY ALWAYS. Typically golden hoops. I dress in long skirts, dresses, sweaters, turtlenecks, blouses etc. Going for comfort but making it look somewhat chic. I wear pants on rare occasions (they are so uncomfortable for what?) I really don’t have a color palette - varies every day, multiple shades.. I’m not very into fashion, but I do enjoy an outfit. I used to sew, but I always fucked up five minutes into the project - so I dropped it. I dress for my own sense of pleasure and liking. Now obviously, one has constant desires to appear stylish to the public. But I do my very best to brush it off.

People tend to describe me as intelligent and observant, which I do agree on partly. The thing is that i hate bragging about myself, but secretly I consider myself better than anyone else. Talking to strangers and improving their day brings me life, but I’m also insecure about their judgemental thoughts on me. Got a special love for talking both on a shallow level, and a deep, philosophical therapy session looking ish convo. However, I do crave some solitude as a relief from the eyes of others. I’m such a fantastic friend once you’ve got to know me. I think about the small things and adore giving thoughtful gifts as well as letters. Ambition is my first name, but only if I find passion in the subject, and this is also probably the grounding sources for my anxiety ejdjsksb. My humor is definitively worth questioning. It’s just awfully dry and sarcastic (and yes, I do die laughing at my own jokes. THEY ARE FUNNY?). I assume I got this stone face frame before you crack me open as a way of not getting judged by fellow college students.. I cannot tolerate people talking shit about others. Obviously, I’m no picture perfect prize - but I have morals, respect and understanding. A lot of the times I speak & write in metaphors that are worth digging into to understand through and through.

In my free time i sometimes tend to read. Mostly classics and psychology inspired ones at the moment. Don’t worry, no collen hoover for me thank you. I have a huge interest in true crime and scary themes, and it has always been fascinating to me. Horror enthusiasts forever and always. Currently i take humanities courses, which is a lot of philosophy, history and culture. My way of handling emotions are probably by scream singing to emotional music, crying or just yelling out of the blue. I love shopping (my wallet does not agree) I play the guitar which has grown into becoming a huge part of my life!! When the environment allows it, I also sing. And write poetry. Other things I enjoy are researching stupid, unnecessary things. TAYLOR SWIFT (Folklore girly), kisses, physical letters, iced coffee, pretty nicknames, rain, people smiling at me, feeling loved and needed, thunderstorms, flowers (alive preferably, not dying)

About the things i dislike thennnn. Being excluded, people invalidating my feelings, car noises HAHA, slow walkers, not doing something perfectly at the first time, people who make fun of others, rude people who mocks others for no reason, maths… I have a strong disliking for schedules and having to be somewhere at a certain time. I cannot function properly w that on my mind.

My love language is most likely words of affirmation. There’s just something about a beautifully put together love declaration that makes me melt. Also, physical touch. This was something I used to feel awkward about but now I live for those gestures and touches. Something about the skin to skin, human to human connection. OH AND ALSO, acts of service. An act tells so much more than any word. With that said, those acts easily creates a red line with physical touch, such as making time for laying down with me. (I just realized what I just said is the polar opposite of word of affection. BUT HELLO?! I LOVE EVERYTHING HAHA)

I assume that’s pretty much it! Have a wonderful continuing day, or night - whatever time it is. Thank you dearly in advance <33

Your OBX Match Is: Pope Heyward!

he would definitely save up to buy you flowers or a book that you've been considering

when pope sees you reading a true crime book he'll give you some random fact about rigor mortis or how the autopsy could have been preformed

you'll spend days laying out at the beach together. sometimes he'll bring a book and read to you

pope listened to folklore for you because he knows how much you like it

he tried to write a poem about you when he confessed his feelings but it didn't turn out well so the two of you ended up laughing together as he tried to read it out

pope automatically defends you whenever someone says anything remotely negative about you

Your TSITP Match Is: Cam Cameron!

cam takes you out on the whale watching boat with him whenever he goes. he spends the entire time pointing out different sea creatures to you and telling you about them

he's a great listener and he'll listen to you talk about anything. he always gives you the best advice

he loves your sense of humor and he always laughs at your jokes

cam loves folklore too. he bought you the vinyl of it for your birthday one year (or the cd if you prefer that)

whenever you're away from each other for a longer amount of time he writes you letters at least twice a week

#thank you for sending me my first request! #lizzie's writing #obx #outer banks #pope heyward #obx matchup #the summer i turned pretty #tsitp #cam cameron #tsitp matchup #matchups

[that-gay-jedi]

Me 20 times per day: I like low-stimulatiom environments and slow days with as much unstructured time as possible. I do not like time pressure, new social situations I cannot easily extract myself from, nor being perceived by any but my trusted few closest friends. I need to rest for 14 hours a day. I am not interested in the things my family and culture place a high importance on. No one else in my family reads, appreciates nature, or is nice to the ghosts who try to contact them, so I look elsewhere for people who share these interests and values and am happily estranged from most of my biological family. I prefer the company of snails and plants over judgmental people and although I would love to form a tenants' union and organize a shitload more pathways of mutual care in our communities, I do not do so because most of my neighbours are racist assholes who call me the R-slur for not saying hi to them when I take my trash out.

Acquaintances, extended family, coworkers, random strangers and other normative types: *throw mandatory work parties I'm not allowed to decline invitation to* *grill me about how I spend my time* *make unsolicited comments about my appearance* *invite themselves into my space and then get mad when I'm not talkative* *lecture me about how they think I should build up a tolerance to environmental stimulation* *think I shouldn't be drained by a 4 hour drive with people I have nothing in common with* *demand to know why I neither have nor want a TV* *make rude comments about my mobility aids* *disparage my spiritual practices to my face*

Like bro I frequently advertise what I'm like specifically so that people cannot claim to he taken by surprise. YOU GET EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN. If you did not want an anxious autist who has built their life around the pursuit of peace and quiet and contemplation you should have pestered somebody else.

#people who think im antisocial but make no effort to be pleasant or even bearable to socialize with

[granulesofsand]

You're seriously complaining about a free bagel and coffee and about how you had to make "those staff people" look for your phone? It comes off as extremely entitled tbh. And if you made your roommates feel unsafe (which is entirely reasonable if you're saying that you could "potentially" be violent towards them) then the dean was right to say what she said. You might have a mental illness but your actions still affect the people around you.

🗝️🏷️ vent, trauma, trafficking, familial abuse

Please note that the mentioned post was marked ‘vent’. I am upset, and so I am crying out. I did try to make it avoidable to those who did not want to see. This is similar. The middle is context, the last two bits are my response.

Yes, I am complaining about the free bagel and coffee. They were delicious, and the people were lovely and went out of their way because we couldn’t with our disabilities. It was a hard day.

Our university lets you use your ID in exchange for meals on campus, which is included with the dorm room. There are limits to what counts as an exchange and when, but it’s still a benefit.

I don’t think I was rude to the people at the food place or the building they were in. I said “what?” probably three times for every sentence they said to me and I lost my personal items on their grounds, but neither were something I could control.

I walk with a cane if I walk at all, and I only asked them which rooms it could be in because I had a tracking map. I couldn’t get to therapy on time and search the whole building, so I did approach the front desk. I do feel guilty that I needed help, but I wouldn’t have found it on my own.

I don’t know what else to call them, they were working in the part of the building that did not have food, but there were many roles that they fulfill. I don’t know enough words to describe what they were to me, but two spent ten minutes searching for my benefit and one stayed with me.

The dean threatened to fire me from school because we had stalkers. The police had told her what I had said and left out that my family were a danger to me and others. I had to talk to her to learn this, but she again mentioned speaking to them after I said this.

I am a danger if my traffickers are here, if they are within range to see and hear, and if they decide to use a particular cue that tells one of us to do whatever we can to avoid interrogation.

After receiving this cue, we would first try to leave with the traffickers, then to be killed ourselves however possible. If someone holds us down or blocks an exit, we are to first find another escape, then attempt to move them. It would be after non-violence in this situation fails that violence would be the alternative.

I don’t understand how this makes it safe for the dean to call my family, who knew about the trafficking and participated in it, to tell them everything I said here. Knowing what you know, although she did not have all of this typed out before her, I do believe it is irresponsible to involve these people.

I left the room with the people who were uncomfortable, because I was given the choice and I did not want to cause further discomfort. It was difficult, I was in pain and alone.

My family came that week, and I did my best to keep them away from the school. They are also dissociative systems, and I used some of their triggers and cues to keep everyone safe enough.

It is unfortunate that complete safety is not possible for me or around me, but I am taking every step I am able to maintain ‘safe enough’. I do feel entitled, I don’t understand why even the most helpful people can’t solve my problems.

I am well aware my mannerisms are strange and improper, but it is safe enough for now. I can tolerate sounding stuck up about it so long as I haven’t hurt anyone involved; physically, mentally or otherwise.

I’m angry because my caregivers were inadequate and I have to deal with the consequences. I don’t know why you are angry, but emotions cannot be wrong.

Often, feelings of the past come back to me. I understand that I am not unique, but my situation is often considered ‘too much’. I feel stranded, so I cry out. It’s how mammals work, and I can honor that without causing harm. I thought I had, but I pulled you in anyway.

I don’t know how to repair this. I will try to find better language. I’m uncertain whether that kind of post is allowed. I do want to be a mammal and still be safe enough. I would appreciate if you have an answer, though more I just needed to talk.

[lemony-snickers]

So here's a plot bunny from me to you

Hokage era Kakashi with a trans(possibly transmasc) partner who's his right hand

And when they're at a meeting with an official who refuses to use y/n's pronouns and y/n is trying to hide how it bothers them but Kakashi can tell and something tells me he would not tolerate that.

hello my dear 🏳️‍🌈 anon.  you are absolutely right, kakashi would not stand for any misgendering.  <3

and many many thanks to the always wonderful @depressedhatakekakashi for betaing this one to make sure i got it right.  <3

Title:  Identity  (AO3 Link Here) Summary:  Kakashi stands up for you. Word Count:  1,162 Warnings:  transmasc!reader, tw transphobia (don’t worry kakashi puts them in their place) .

“I still don’t understand what she’s doing here.”

The words feel like the sharpest edge of a kunai running over the pads of your fingers--slicing so carefully the skin doesn’t even bleed, but the pain will linger for days afterward.

She.

The remnants of an old life--a wrong life--you have not been reminded of in a long, long time.  But as you stand guard over the meeting room, posture rigid and expression vacant and passive, you feel a cruel, gnawing sensation in your belly.  Like your stomach is trying to fight its way up your throat.

“Excuse me?”

It’s Kakashi’s voice that breaks through the increasing anxiety, warm and steady but with that underlying authority that cannot be taught.  You know because you’ve tried to emulate it when leading missions, but there is something about Kakashi’s voice that demands attention, it’s always been there, as long as you’ve known him.

Certainly well before he donned the Hokage’s hat, as he does now.

The irritable dignitary, a man from some small Land you can hardly remember who’s trying to broker a trade deal with Konoha and several other villages, gestures vaguely in your direction.

“Your guard,” he says.  “What is s--”

“They,” Kakashi says, stressing the word just enough for it to be noticeable, “are here at my request.”

He offers no further explanation.  And in all honesty, that should be a more than adequate explanation.  But the lord apparently has a differing opinion.

“I don’t bring my wife to business meetings,” he sneers.  “Yours has no business here.”

You can sense it before you hear it, the incoming rebuke.  Kakashi has this way of tensing the tendons of his neck when he holds back his fury, the very slight change in the carriage of his throat and jaw.

You lay a hand upon his shoulder.  “It’s fine, Hokage-sama,” you say, “I will take my leave.”

But Kakashi stands from where he’s been seated at the meeting table, warm, calloused hand coming up to cover yours, to hold it against his shoulder when he knows you are about to pull it away.

It is a show of concern more intimate than most would expect; Kakashi has always hated any public displays of your relationship.  Not because he is not proud to call you his partner--he has always been very clear with any and everyone who asks that you are more than a guard, more than a trusted advisor.

But he is also a private man, and he prefers to keep your kisses and touches safe behind closed doors where they belong only to the two of you.

That he now holds your hand in front of a room filled with half a dozen visiting dignitaries of various importance is a show of love and support that makes your heart join your stomach in the battle up your esophagus.

No one in the room speaks; hardly anyone, it seems, is even breathing when Kakashi leans across the table, a placid smile tugging at the corners of his eyes.

“My partner is also a respected shinobi of Konoha.  I value their opinion immensely and they accompany me to all official meetings.”

There is a general nod of consensus from the other people around the table, many of whom you have worked with in the past.

“Well I’ve never heard of such a thing,” the man says haughtily.

“And I’ve never heard of someone being so rude as to use the incorrect pronouns to refer to a person who has already introduced themselves and helpfully provided them.”

You swallow, remembering how you bowed when you entered the room, providing your name and pronouns to the room full of people, something which remained a little nerve-wracking, but had always been met with the utmost respect.

Until today.

The man sputters, trying to come up with a response, but failing.

Kakashi, in yet another brazen show of affection, turns his palm against yours and entwines your fingers together.  He turns to the rest of the table and inclines his head respectfully.

“I hope it will not trouble any of you too much if we reconvene a little later to continue our discussions.”  They all nod in agreement.  “Shikamaru!”

Kakashi’s beleagured assistant appears immediately, grimacing already.

Kakashi juts his chin toward the man still stuttering a non-response to Kakashi’s admonishment.  “Please escort him out.  I’m afraid Konoha has nothing to offer him in the way of trade.”

He does not wait for a response, turning swiftly on his heels and exiting the meeting room, pulling you beside him by your still-tangled fingers.

“Kakashi...” you say, feeling your knees buckle a little as the full weight of what’s just happened finally hits you.  “That would have been a good deal, you should go back and--”

He stops, turns to face you with the same swift precision of the Copy Ninja, though he no longer posseses the eye that won him the moniker.

“I will not do business with someone who cannot adhere to the basic tenets of human decency and respect.  Who’s to say someone so careless would hold up his end of the bargain, anyway?”

You search for words, but all you feel is a deep and spreading sense of gratitude for Kakashi’s swift and decisive action.

“Are you certain?”

Kakashi smiles, eyes twinkling.  “Konoha has no need of trade deals.  I only do this so our propserity can bolster our less advantaged neighbors.  I will send word to his village that if another takes his office in the future, they will be more than welcome to return and negotiate again, as long as they do so in good faith.”

You smile, words failing you until you finally conjure a small, “Thank you.”

Kakashi chuckles.  “You never have to thank me for something like that,” he says, turning to keep walking back toward his office.

Even now, he does not let go of your hand and you tighten your grasp, mouth pulling up into a smile as he briefs you on the coming day.  When you return to the meeting room that afternoon, no one mentions the vacant seat, but Kakashi pulls up a new one so you may sit next to him at the table instead of stand guard by the door.

“You’re my right hand,” he says by way of explanation, “you deserve a seat at the table.”

You smile gratefully, sinking into the chair and feeling as if a weight has been lifted from your shoulders.

“Now,” Kakashi says, “where were we?”

The deals you help broker in that room hardly matter in the grand scheme, though several of your visitors depart with grateful smiles, shaking your hand and bowing low as they take their leave.  What’s more important is the reminder that you are respected and loved not only by Kakashi, but by those around him.  You have earned your place at his side, no matter what anyone else might say.

#lemony scribbles #kakashi hatake #kakashi x reader #kakashi x you #masc!reader #trans!reader #tw transphobia #🏳️‍🌈 anon #this is a queued post

[jackbugz]

IDK what to ask about your half life OCs, but I love them!! I love seeing Half life OCs! I want to know everything about them!! But that might be a bit of a big ask lol. So for now- can I get some fun facts about em'?

sorry if I'm being weird, I just get really excited about this kinda stuff

ITS NOT WEIRD I’M SO HAPPY YOU ASKED :o) FEEL FREE TO ASK MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are so (potentially not) fun facts about my half life characters! (Warning for mentions of cannibalism)

Dr. Weber facts!!!!

He wasn’t at Black Mesa when the resonance cascade happened, he was at Aperture, specifically in a large abandoned testing building

He lived in Holland from the time he was born to the time he was ten years old. He’s fluent in both english and dutch

Despite his cold and rude demeanor along with his large stature and broad shoulders, he is a complete wimp and cannot physically fight at all. He is a million percent bark and zero percent bite. He is also comically clumsy

Unlike his darling field commander counterpart (barney), he hates drinking and rarely drinks

Often he gets so into the zone with his work, like restoring the HEV suit for example, that he neglects his other duties as a communications officer for the rebels.

Alyx and Barney are the two people he can tolerate being around, Barney less so since they both frequently have petty arguments. Being around other scientists like Eli and Kleiner (and probably also Gordon) make him nervous due to his lower status compared to them. (He greatly admires them though)

Tbh he’s just so bitter because he wants to be liked and admired as a “great scientist” but he’s just a rude person for the most part. (In hl1 he shared the same sentiment but he was much kinder and kinda overly-friendly to the point he was obnoxious)

Linda (Dr. Perez) facts!!!

Basically was a child prodigy. She skipped grades.

Where Weber worked on stuff like the HEV suit at black mesa, Linda worked on the “anti-mass spectrometer” thing.

Also was at Aperture during the time of the resonance cascade

Based her design on one of the scientist in the hl2 science team picture

A higher ranking black mesa scientist 

Dr. Weber ate her corpse.

Troy facts!!!

Security guard in black mesa

One of the few people who were kind to Weber in Hl1

Also was at Aperture during the time of the resonance cascade 2x

Did NOT know what he was doing as a security guard. He is very goofy.

Dean's younger brother

Guys he's straight. I know he looks gay but he isn’t! 

Ginger!!!

Dr. Weber ate his corpse.

Mason facts!!!

A very young rebel compared to most, he was two at the time of the resonance cascade 

Assigned as a medic but has NO clue what he’s doing

Very clumsy / accident prone

Tries to seem cool…(He isn’t. he’s chill though)

Thinks Alyx is SO cool……. Wants to talk to her so bad

Likes to draw

Dean facts!!!

I based him on a talking heads song…. (life during wartime)

Before the combine invasion was in the military and fought in the 7 hour war

Troy's older brother

Kind of like soldier tf2 but less crazy

MEAT RIDES ANY IMPORTANT WARFRONT FIGURE ON THE REBELLION SIDE. PROBABLY PRAISES BARNEY AND ODESSA A STRANGE AMOUNT.

#half life #half life 2 #half life oc

[gemstarstarlight]

What are your thoughts on Bakugo from BNHA?

I’m glad you asked! 😊😂

I will say that I got about halfway through season five of Boku no Hero Academia before dropping it, not because it was particularly bad, but simply because my hyper fixation was mostly done.

But man, Bakugo is such an interesting character to me. At first, like many people, I didn’t like him, because he was a really mean awful person who was only obsessed with becoming the top hero. But the more the show goes on, the more you get to see the worldview that he lives in that lets him think his actions are justified, how that worldview had been supported because of how he was raised and how the people at his middle school school treated him, and then the slow breaking of that worldview once he started attending UA.

That is the most interesting part - it’s not just Midoriya that becomes better than him. He has a (one-sided) rivalry with Todoroki and often has setbacks because he can’t work with a team or learn how to people well. He’s put in situations where he cannot save himself and is forced to depend on other people, whether he wants to or not. And he’s forced to deal with the repercussions of his actions, even if some of those actions (such as All Might’s retirement) were not really his fault.

We see Bakugo as a character, and then we see that character break down. On a fundamental level, everything Bakugo believes about the world is turned upside down and viciously denied to him until he is unable to refute the truth: he’s not the best in the world, his actions have consequences, and he cannot do this whole hero thing by himself.

And then…he changes.

Not fundamentally, he doesn’t turn into an entirely different person. I have no doubt that Bakugo will always be abrasive, brash, rude, and generally not an easy person to get along with. But, now he knows. He is continuing to make choices that revolve around repairing relationships and learning to work with people better. He still has the same goals and hopes, but he is adjusting to a world that doesn’t revolve around him. He is growing. Not turning into someone else entirely, but growing into a mature version of the explosive hero he was always meant to be.

In addition to Bakugo’s character being interesting, I love how it is so clearly influenced by people who hold him accountable, but still care about him. Bakugo had neither of those things when he was in middle school. He was just allowed to wreak havoc, and was surrounded by followers, but not people who cared about him. He had no friends, no mentors. No wonder he thought he was the center of the universe, nobody attempted to enter his.

And then he came to UA. In addition to having teachers that would not tolerate his serious antics and dealing with a harsh dose of consequences, Bakugo made a friend in Kirishima. A real friend, one who clearly cared about him and tried to see the best in him. I’m sure it was written on purpose that Bakugo’s first friend had a hardening quirk that could face explosions easily, and a personality that was relentlessly positive in the face of Bakugo’s intense need to shove other people away. Kirishima dragged him to social events, called him out on his bad behavior, and yet was still a supporter and teammate who genuinely liked him and wanted to be his friend. And this isn’t a rescuer relationship: Kirishima draws on Bakugo as inspiration when he struggles with his own insecurities. And, of course, Kamino needs no mentioning. The commitment and love Kirishima shows to Bakugo is commendable and amazing to watch. And it is essential to Bakugo’s healing.

I truly believe that Bakugo would not be able to change and become a better person if he hadn’t had someone who unconditionally loved him, and yet still drew boundaries and called him out on bad behavior when necessary. That, along with a community of teachers and mentors, who finally use their authority to tame his wild behavior while trying to understand him and support his good points, is what triggers the changes in Bakugo.

And I think that is a necessary thing for everyone regardless of if you have a “difficult“ personality or not. People that will unconditionally love you and accept you, but will call you out if your behavior crosses a line. That is how people grow, and that is why I love Bakugo as a character. 

#bakugo katuski #asks #I also love that he’s almost certainly aroace/demi #it will never be confirmed in the show but the fact that he has no reaction of any kind to anyone #while many of the other characters have very strong reactions to people they consider attractive #Just makes me think that he’s certainly on the ace spectrum somewhere #Also can you tell that I ship KiriBaku? Because yes I am also obsessed with our spiky shirtless hard boi #Friends to lovers where they both learn to be better humans because of each other and they are each other’s foils and growth points #is one of my favorite dynamics #also it’s definitely sunshine himbo x grumpy smartass and I love that for them #as a QPR or as a romance #im obsessed with kiribaku and I’ll support it till the end #their Quirks are Compatible it’s Adorable and Badass #bnha bakugo katsuki

[ask-tarble]

Thoughts on Bulma and your nephews? :)

My thoughts: I think that they're amazing people!

Can I just say that I was so shocked to discover that my Niisan lived in a family unit? Obviously I was pleased to meet my nephew when I first came to Earth, but I also knew better than to get attached. See, I pretty much learned about family from Gure's family, and I had assumed that Vegeta had not had the same privilege of discovering that a family can be more than arbitrary blood ties and obligations. Essentially, I assumed that my affections would be improper and unwarranted, and that since I had no fighting skills to pass on, there would be no reason for me to see my nephew - or even my brother - ever again.

But when I first came to Earth, I was rife with assumptions that turned out to be wrong. Remember when Son Kakarot turned my scouter to dust just from flexing? Yowch! Talk about a symbolic moment.

I was completely floored to learn that Vegeta lived with the mother of his child, and in fact they all lived together, and in fact they spoke to and connected to each other often, and in fact the mother of his child was also his wife. And also that they all loved each other.

Love in the House of Vegeta ?! Now that's just two things that have never gone together. I thought for sure that I was the only deviant.

With all that said ... well, I just cannot put into words how glad I was to find out about all of this. It's beyond lovely that Vegeta has found a wife who loves and tolerates him and now has a son and a daughter whom he spends time with. I think that camaraderie is important, and Vegeta has always been so solo; I know it could not have been easy, but I'm very proud that he's been able to make connections in this life.

AND NOW MY NEPHEW AND I HANG OUT AND PLAY MARIO KART ALL THE TIME!!!!

Well not all of the time. Maybe like, thrice a year. But that's a lot by Saiyan standards!!! Wow!!

AND OF COURSE I've been coming around a lot lately to SEE MY NEW NIECE!!

And of course I know when to leave. I don't want to outstay my welcome after all.

Dear asker, you asked me about Bulma-san first. I almost feel rude waiting until the end to answer. But honestly, I'm a little nervous speaking about her. I'm afraid that my silly little words will not do her justice.

Well, let me put it this way. If she couldn't have married a prince, then there would have been no point in her marrying at all. No one else could have ever gotten close to her level. She wouldn't have necessarily been dragged down by anyone else (you can't keep her down!), but ... well, they just wouldn't have been able to do her any favors, that's for sure. She and my brother are a match made in Hell- HEAVEN! I meant Heaven.

...But I don't want to insinuate that Bulma-san is shallow. She's not shallow, just decidedly vain and with royalty-level standards. It comes from a place of self-respect, understand?

Look at me, prattling on. What I'm trying to say is that Bulma-san is one dynamite woman. She takes great pride (a familiar theme, innit?) in her work, home, family, self, life at large - she's sure to keep everything at its best always, and she's always at her best, just out of virtue of being herself.

She's also completely vicious and even hostile. It makes me feel at home!

I think everyone knows this, but I feel the need to say it: SHE'S LIKE A WIZARD WHEN IT COMES TO TECHNOLOGY?! I do not have the time to get into it now, so do not let me - but UM? You know I asked her once if she could possibly take a look at my shattered scouter and see if she could salvage any of the ruins, and she threw her head back and LAUGHED. I sheepishly agreed that it was a ridiculous request and moved to withdraw it, but she then clapped me on the back and told me that she could build me a BETTER one, one that could catch the radio and play cartoons, one that had night vision AND heat vision. I turned her down then because - well to be plain, because I was intimidated. But I still think about that sometimes... I wonder if she could make me one that plays Mario Kart, somehow.

Anyway. She and I get along really great! I'm going to let you in on a little secret - one of her perfect idiosyncrasies is that she is very prone to flattery. It's because she's pleased that you noticed something that she already knew about herself, and she loves that you took the time to say it! I don't know how many compliments she actually gets, married to my laconic brother and all, so I'm always sure to ham it up whenever we see each other. It's a bit of fun we have. It's just impossible to run out of things to be impressed by when it comes to her, anyway!

[legendreign-archived]

Laws

The mun’s pronouns are she/her. You can call me Vanessa.

1. I do not own all the icons used on this page. Some of them are free icons whose sources I always like or reblog. The 100x100 icons I use for my ooc faceclaim, Jane Judith Jocelyn belong to the deactivated dawns-icons.  Some of the icons I use for Yukio Kasamatsu, Shintarō Midorima, and Taiga Kagami were made by sportbaes. The icons I make by myself are nothing special so please don’t take any of the icons I use except for the ones reblogged and tagged under #icons and #resources.I can also write multiple muses at the same time, just let me know when we’re plotting.

2. DO NOT INTERACT

If you’re someone I have blocked.

If you are a minor.

If you project your traumas onto your muse or identify so strongly to your muse. It’s fine to relate to your muse and give them bits of yourself but people who project onto fictional characters can lash out at others in relation to any word that sounds unfavorable to them and their beloved characters which becomes very distressing. 

Find any triggers listed on my muse bios to be uncomfortable. Your comfort comes first.

If you are a SessRin and or Yashahime anti. If you are uncomfortable with SessRin but still want to interact with my Towa, you are welcome here. I will change Rin’s mother in a thread for your comfort but please understand that first and foremost, Rin will always be my Towa’s mother and you will see a lot of SessRin content in this space.

If you like to apply real life morals to works of fiction.

If you want to cancel fictional characters because I have little qualms about interacting with controversial characters from media, I like.

If you don’t like how I run this blog or tend to police others because I’m NOT here for that.

3. I am private, mutuals only, selective, oc and crossover friendly but fandom selective. I will not follow blogs of unfamiliar fandoms unless you are a trusted mutual.

4. I love shipping, heck, I’ll even ship my muses together but please check out my muse bios to learn about a muse’s ship availability! CanonxOC and OCxOC in addition to crossover ships with my muses are fine with me. Please feel free to ask me if you want to ship our muses, I will seriously consider it if it makes for a great plot / they have chemistry. I am ship exclusive so I will limit my romantic shipping to no more than two interpretations of a canon character. For my human muses, the age limit for shipping is 7 years but I have no problems aging up or aging down a muse to make a ship more comfortable. I am more comfortable doing controversial shipping in historical settings like say, teenagers with adults for example as long as it's still within the 7-year age limit. For my immortal muses, the age limit is very high but don’t ask me to ship my long-lived muses with anyone who is not teenagers or 60+. For my doll muses, we will only ship in verses where my girls are humans / humanoids.

5. I WILL BLOCK

Porn blogs

Anyone who is disrespectful to me/disrespected me in the past/Anon hate. I should technically apply the three strikes rule but honestly, it depends on how rude you are and if you are mentally and or emotionally stressing me out really badly. I don’t appreciate sarcasm and cannot tolerate angry paragraphs. I’ve had emotionally triggering experiences with roleplayers who took my words out of context and decided to throw angry paragraphs at me so please assume best intent. I have no intention of being rude to anyone.

Rp blogs people warn about!

People who bring up drama about rp blogs I don’t know and make call outs not to inform people about genuinely harmful people but over their personal choices that they didn’t like.

RP blogs who are anti-SessRin, anti-Yashahime, anti-Junpei Hyūga

Personal blogs who reblog my roleplay related posts and do not take their reblogs down by the next day even though I have asked them to take it down.

6. I am of legal age, but my muses are not. I am (20+) and don’t mind aging my muses up but there will be no smut! I am very uncomfortable with it, and I prefer to fade to black. I do not do incest or rape. The nsfw-ish thing you will find on this blog is violence (not including torture). This blog and muse bios are not spoiler free. The muse bios contains heavy topics this blog will cover so please read the side sections of the muse bios for the triggers! Trigger warnings will be tagged accordingly. (For ex: smoking tw). The things I tag with nsfw-ish? contain slight nudity and cleavage. I try not to reblog anything extremely graphic so let me know if something upsets you or if I’m missing a tag.

7. Please do not god-mod. Let’s not control each other’s muses or kill them off.  I will always ask for consent if I feel the need to describe your muse’s actions. If I do god-mod, it was most likely an accident. Please let me know so I can apologize and refrain from doing it again. However, if your muse threatens to harm any of mine, expect them to fight back and if your muse is an enemy; then expect them to try to kill your muse as well. I will analyze if it’s possible for them to kill your muse and ask permission before carrying out the act.

8. If you follow first, I will assume you have read my rules and understand the triggering topics that can be presented on my blog. I usually follow back within the week so if I do not, it’s because you lack a rules page, or your muses are not from familiar fandoms. I will unfollow blogs that do not follow me after three weeks unless you are a good friend / trusted mutual / blog I admire/enjoy. If you unfollow me please block me so I can unfollow back. This means that you have no desire to continue interacting or maintaining our friendship so let me know if you unfollowing was an accident.

9. I will delete unanswered starters after a long period of time has passed by to keep the blog clean so let me know if you want me to keep it or that you will take a long time to answer it. Exceptions can be made for good friends who I know are generally slow. Even liking or commenting on the post gives me some reassurance that you saw it.

 10. Feel free to give me reminders about our thread. Tumblr sometimes messes up notifications, so I may have missed something. I will do my best to reply to it and have it queued asap. I try to remind people if at least a month has passed and there has been no response to the thread. I will be lurking around on weekdays and more responsive on Fridays and weekends according to the Pacific Standard Time Zone. Please keep in mind that I work part time so there may be days when I am not on. Discord is also where you can reach me!

Thank you for taking the time to read this. I do apologize for the lengthiness and if I give off a harsh tone in my rules, I just want to keep having fun roleplaying with friends and not get triggered by others!

Not a requirement but you can leave a like or comment that you’ve read the rules~!

#Laws

[thegeasswriter]

Profile About Me ((Last update: 12/18/2023))

Hello. Welcome to my personal blog where I have way too many rp blogs. I am also highly active on Discord in case you are interested in rping there instead.

I decided to update this pinned post here to tell you guys about me so you kinda get an idea what to know. There are some private stuff I cannot share, but I will share some things.

Now,

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Name: thegeasswriter

Age: 21+ (Minors, tread carefully)

Gender: female

Hobbies: reading books, writing, playing video games, role-playing, surfing the internet, watching YouTube, cooking

Loves/Likes: writing/reading, music/singing, video games, memes, rping, talking about my interests, cosplaying, sensory toys and stimming, ramen, candy, vampires, anime

Dislikes: people smoking (I can respect it if you do, but it gives me not good memories), very rude people, certain tastes and textures, overstimulation, boredom

Loathes (aka huge hatred): people who think vaccines and other stuff cause autism, ASD discrimination, any hatred for autism (I'll hunt you down if you try pulling that crap on me), politics (huge NO. See about it on Rule #5 in Da Rules below), stink bugs (I absolutely LOATHE them. Get them away from me), people hurting those I care about (I will go berserk if you pull that on me. It won't end well)

Kin List:

Penny (Pokémon Scarlet/Violet)

Futaba Sakura (Persona 5)

Seiko Kimura (Danganronpa 3 - Despair and Future Arcs)

Gonta Gokuhara (Danganronpa V3)

Violet Evergarden (Violet Evergarden)

Ledo (Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet)

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Now, we need to address the rules. ((Yes, I watched Fairly Odd Parents as a child. So?))

DA RULES

I cannot always be on 24/7 rping and doing things here (sometimes I can't sleep and end up staying up too late). I may forget to do certain blogs or I might not feel the muse(s) I got. Maybe not too much or none at all. Please try not to harass me for a certain blog or replies. A reminder here and there is fine. I got work and personal stuff (including me getting distracted many many times) going on that may prevent me from interacting. I tend to do more Discord, so that's why too.

Don't be a butt (aka, don't be rude). Simple.

I do not mind how rp lengths and such are. For those mature rating juicy sexy spicy rps, they are tagged as 'nsft' and or 'nsft rp'. Not safe for tea is what is represents. Other rps aren't really tagged much. I will also do my best to also use community labels. Sometimes I forget, but I try.

If you got rps ideas, questions, etc, tell me. Again, no harassment for replies and such. I'll try not to harass you too. If I am, please tell me if I slip so I am aware.

I will NOT discuss/reblog anything about politics. I got my views, and you got yours. Tumblr and Discord are my ways to escape and not worry about what is going on in the world since I am tired of crap going on in the world and stressing me out. Seriously. Please try not to discuss it with me (that means no messaging me about politics, no sending asks about politics, no tagging me to political posts, etc). If you do, I'll tell you to please stop. If you continue to harass me, expect a block from me. I'm here to rp, have fun, good stuff. This is NOT a spot to discuss politics!!! I don't want to rant and create problems because of my views.

Do not EVER hurt my friends on here or on Discord. It happened to one of my friends (falsely accusing them of something they weren't doing), and I will NOT tolerate whatsoever. Because I refuse to go through the same heartache again of how stressful it had put me through, that crime will result in an immediate block and report. I don't give a fuck if it was trolling or not. DON'T YOU DARE PULL THAT KIND OF SHIT ON ME.

In case, the rules here and/or my profile may update with either additions and/or editing. Stay alert so you can see the latest updates.

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