Alcibiades running out of his burning house completely naked to face his assassins was actually a strategic choice, he was like "I mean, they're not gonna murder THIS, are they?"
It just got to me that the put someone on a hook then fly away on an elytra and fish em up Joel tried to do with Jimmy on Empires is a thing that he probably learned from Etho on Double life and its fucking hilarious
He’s obviously using a Zach-made treadmill, how else would he have a display shaped like his head?
And he’s got super spindly ankles. I don’t know how they withstand the weight of his entire body, let alone running…hopefully nothing bad will happen while he’s running…
Oh look, he looks just like me when I run…sweating buckets.
Let’s take a moment to give a round of applause for his workout outfit…*hears crickets*…Oh come on! The man’s wearing his great-grandfather’s bathing suit, give the suit and sentimental descendent some love!
Well, it looks like his spindly little ankles gave out…*cue drier sound: kathunk, kathunk, kathunk*
Zach: “I’m free from the mean treadmill!” *Kersplat*
“We are gathered here today to remember the exercising life of Zach Varmitech…” RIP, Zach’s exercising career.
I felt like adding commentary to this, lol. I hope you all liked it!
I am not a Kinn apologist. In fact, I'm one of those taboo Vegas!stans.
But I cannot help wondering why on earth more people aren't talking about Kinn from the morning after????
He stayed behind and he tried to talk. Porsche shut him down. In the ride back, he sat in front with Porsche rather than at the back, as a boss should. And still Porsche turned his back on him.
He's emotionally unintelligent, but he was trying. This stupid, power-hungry goofball was trying. I mean, when he opened his mouth, he said all the wrong things in the hotel. (Please don't get me started on the "but I stopped him" bit. PLEASE!!!) But at least, he said something, right?
If it wasn't for his cowardice around his father, I'm sure we could have gotten more scenes of Kinn trying.
That's why we got stuck with Kinn trying to be aloof, but also wondering about Porsche and yelling at everyone in the vicinity.
Who is your favorite dilf Lucien you’ve written? Who would you like to write more dilf material of?
Not technically a DILF but a DILF in my heart is soccer Lucien. He had DILF written all over him
Dragon!Lucien is probably my favorite dilf honestly. Golden!Lucien is right behind because while he started off rough, my man was willing to go to WAR for her if it meant buying enough time to get her pregnant.
bf called extraordinary attorney woo “ratatouille for lawyers” which really required more explanation, so he said “y’know, it’s like how Gusteau says that not everyone can become a great cook but a great cook can come from anywhere???” and I truly love this man, not just bc he’s watching kdramas with me but bc he’s absolutely ridiculous
Mór is the spear!! well, dreaming is the spear, and Mór and Niall let it run their lives.
in the raven king, when Declan tells Niall's story/warning about the spear, Niall says he's the spear, and he didn't want Ronan to follow in his footsteps. he wants Ronan to be the warrior who owns the spear.
but Mór's last name can be translated as "descendent of the spear", and she let dreaming destroy her family and her life. and Niall just wants Ronan to be able to dream as a hidden tool, and not be ruled by dreaming, like they have been
if I see anyone of you all try to say that nobody helped c!Wilbur in Pogtopia when c!Tommy had to talk him down from the button multiple times, I am going to be silent about it, but please know that I am sending you looks of great judgement and hateful accusation.