#but he has fucked up scapulae he does not have the range for swimming

[blackwaxidol]

valin's funniest weakness is that the easiest way to escape him is literally just to go into water because he can't actually swim. fruit defeated.

#viktor.txt #oc: valin #he would LIKE to swim he finds the ocean very delightful #but he has fucked up scapulae he does not have the range for swimming #on the other hand #after drowning many times... Drone CAN swim. she likes to dive for oysters to find pearls #because one of Valin's favourite shiny things are black pearls. #thousands of oysters (sustainably) defeated at the hands of this small and menacing woman #so she may present her spoiled princess of a husband with a little nacreous gift. #oc: drone #after decades of physiotherapy there's a good chance that Valin probably could swim. he is just very... unsure of himself. #mm! the only exception to the water escape rule #is that if it is perhaps a body of water with no darling unaware living thing in it... #he may be liable to freezing the entire thing solid and watch you get frostbite. #he has the energy for it. and he'd find it very funny to watch ur limbs die and fall apart.