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poisoned-peppermint · 2 years

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Badboyhalo can say fuck he deserves it as little treat <3

(getting wisdom teeth out tommorow making this to ease the nerves)

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Wilbur: So are we flirting right now?

Quackity: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Wilbur: That doesn’t answer my question

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Dream: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Techno, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Dream:

Dream: fsh

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Tubbo: It’s dark in here

Ranboo: Don’t worry dude I got this

Ranboo: *Stomps their feet*

Ranboo: *Skechers light up*

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Ant: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Bad: The cow???

Ant: What?

Puffy: , W H Y?

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Tommy: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

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Skeppy: I hate you!

Bad: I hate me more!

Skeppy:

Skeppy: Babe…. we’ve talked about this.

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Eret: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Kristin: *Slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

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Eret: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

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Bad: Pros and cons of dating me.

Bad: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Bad: Cons. oh muffin, where do I begin-

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Skeppy: im a wifegirl. im a male. im your every thing. im unemployed .

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Hannah*is playing pokemon go*

Hannah: Oh! There's a rare pokemon! DON’T MOVE!!

Tina: W-what?

Hannah: Just… don’t move. I’m going to catch it

Hannah*sneaks closer to tina*

Hannah*hugs her tightly*

Tina: What are you doing?!?!

Hannah: I CAUGHT IT! I CAUGHT THE CUTEST POKEMON!!!

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Bad: Have I stabbed you? No? Then i’m being nice

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Dream, in a teasing tone: Awwww you like me! Just admit it!

George stubbornly admitting: maybe I do

Dream: haha..wait, what?

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Bad: Please stop framing me for murder, just because i’ve killed over 1,846 people dosen’t mean I killed that specific one

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Tommy: [shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into his bag visibly upset] ok look all I’m saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a ‘craft brewery’ because people are going to get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down.

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Skeppy: Yo Bad! bring me some chips.

Bad: Maybe if you ask nicely

Skeppy: Oh wonderful and talented Badboyhalo, please bring me some crispy snacks so that I might behold your beauty!

Bad, bringing them chips: That's more like it.

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[Bad about to commit blasphemy]

Anyone else feel like God is just toying with you however he pleases. He thinks he's so funny. well i'm about to be hilarious.

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Fundy: we good?

Wilbur: WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR ROOM GO BACK IN THERE FURRY!

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Ponk: If I get pushed in a pool this summer I’m not swimming back up, enjoy your murder charge. Now everybody summer ruined. <3

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Bad: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Bad: *upends the bottle*

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Tommy: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Bad: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

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Tommy: Can we go out to get icecream?

Kristin: Did you ask Phil?

Tommy: They said no.

Kristin: Then why did you ask me?

Tommy: They're not the boss of you.

Kristin, internally (It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap)

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Hannah: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Antfrost: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Ponk: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Bad: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Ponk: *flips the board*

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Hannah: You guys worried about Bad?

Antfrost: Totally!

Ponk: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Hannah: And what'd you say?

Ponk: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Antfrost:

Hannah: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

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Tubbo: *Talking to Eret* Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me.

Techno: But this is my abode.

Tubbo: ...

Tubbo: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.

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Eret: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Tubbo: But are you shuffling?

Eret: Everyday.

Techno: What language are you two speaking??

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Techno: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Tubbo: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Eret: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Tubbo: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Seapeekay, watching Foolish and Ponk fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Bad, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Seapeekay: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Foolish: Bad.

Ponk: Bad.

Bad: Me.

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Ponk, Antfrost & Hannah: *screaming*

Bad: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Hannah?!

Ponk: Wait, why are you asking Hannah that when Antfrost and I are also here?

Bad: Because Hannah wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Eret, talking about Tubbo: Is this a friend of yours, Techno?

Techno: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

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Eret: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Techno: Can't relate.

Tubbo: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Bad: Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

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at least 10 notes and i’ll make another...maybe

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