You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...
Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me
Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes
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Presences looming in London, current exact whereabouts unknown:
Transylvanian Vampire Count Dracula
Texan Cowboy Quincey Morris
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I probably need to really look at the last 1k or so words but lonely stranger is done and now I must SLEEP.
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but would donna kill you for what you did to Them or for what you did to their son
THE CACKLE I LET OUT LMFAO
but yes absolutely it's because of Damien for sure LMAO
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc
against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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face of a man who has known sorrow
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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
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