#but customers don’t.

[panakina]

Of all the bats and birds Jason has the least game, but he is also the one most likely to fall in love exactly once and then be done. That’s him forever. This man has never once let go of anything in his life, he is primed for devastating heart break.

#if he hadn’t died he’d be getting married at 21 #i don’t even like childhood friends as a romantic sublot #but if there was ever someome custome made for it #jason todd #dc #red hood

[loserharrington]

steve and argyle as a duo would be so…. argyle would never be outright rude to someone but he would be LOUDLY passive aggressive and steve has no problem telling someone to their face that he’d kill himself to get them to stop talking. it’s like good cop bad cop except they’re both bad cop

#when he met mike at the airport… #talking about his shirt: ​“oh no it’s a shitty knock off. don’t sweat it man we’ll get your the good threads out here!’ #JUST CALL HIM BROKE WHY DONT YOU #steve sighs loudly when customers at family video talk to him too much so they leave him alone #stranger things #argyle #argyle stranger things #stargyle #steve harrington #stranger things 4

[great-and-small]

Lucky you! An endangered secretary bird is crossing your dash!

#secretarybird #dash safari #sorry light mode/custom dash people #I don’t actually know how to make a transparent image work here

[pine-coyote]

You turned Mumbo Jumbo into a littlest pet shop?? Couldn’t be me..

#mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #life series #littlest pet shop #lps custom #lps #this actually took forever to paint and i don’t know why #hermitblr #trafficblr

[queenoforeos]

My custom profile

Update: part 2 has been made

#project sekai #custom profile #youtube #mafuyu asahina #nene kusanagi #kanade yoisaki #ichika hoshino #saki tenma #akito shinonome #ena shinonome #hatsune miku #kagamine rin #there’s a lot more i don’t wanna tag them all i’m tired

[idiot-mushroom]

what do you mean you don’t have a trader joes covered w/ planes so you say it’s 9/11 themed as a joke but ur younger siblings start chanting 9/11 around the store and you start to die internally

#let’s just say that all the trader joes employees and customers don’t like my family anymore #tmnt #tmnt fanart #2012 donatello #2012 michelangelo #2012 leonardo #2012 raphael #2012 tmnt #2012 teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2k12 #2k12 tmnt #funny comics #comic #comics #my comic #my art lol

[erynalasse]

I wonder when the Noldor looked around at their dwindling numbers and realized that they were dying faster than they could ever keep up with.

#tolkien #silmarillion #I actually have a lot of feelings about this #because the noldor that come over from Valinor are pretty much all you get for the first age’s long war #birth rates are also in the basement if they exist at all #elves don’t have children during war #even if the siege of Angband is peaceful enough to relax that custom #I still don’t think you would have many children #elves have known war before - we know they did before the great journey #but it’s also got to be sobering to realize that your casualty rates are literally unsustainable #(like so #the house of finwë probably isn’t a representative sample of casualty rates #but damn the big picture still can’t be good #we have one grandchild of finwë who survives to the second age out of fifteen and that’s a very very bad rate) #what does that DO to a people group #to go from immortal and undying #to accepting that your whole clan is getting whittled down chunk by chunk #when did they start realizing that even if they beat Morgoth #they wouldn’t recognize the survivors

[gayvampyr]

i hate when people try to defend ai art with “but i want to be able to make pretty pictures like you guys!!” ok grab a canvas go to youtube and watch bob ross. grab some pencils buy a sketchbook and a beginners drawing book and learn like the rest of us. we didn’t spend years honing our craft just so you could plug it into a machine that spits out a poor mimicry in .2 seconds so that you could feel like you made something you didn’t work for

#ai art #wanna make cool things? learn #the rest of us got here not by being naturally talented but by putting in the work and effort #it takes time and dedication. you don’t get to surpass the skills and work and time we spent trying to create something for you to look at #because you just think it’s too hard #commission a real artist if you want a customized picture #don’t just steal #i get that it’s hard. believe me i’m working on it every day and it’s very easy to get discouraged #but im not just gonna give up and be like ‘whatever i can just farm from other peoples stolen crops’ #i want to make cool stuff so i’m putting in the effort to learn how #that’s kind of how it works #text post #top posts

[chisamayas]

Me. My girlfriend. And her 500 dollar simba plush

#cadina #regina had this custom made from a plush maker #don’t support disney #mean girls #my art #regina george #cady heron #regina x cady #cady x regina #mean girls art #mean girls fanart #mean girls meme

[lovecoredeity]

got around to designing an outfit for my little porcelain doll cat character! I think it turned out nice 🤍💙

♡ if you like my art please consider buying me a kofi ♡

#deity’s doodles #artists on tumblr #character design #d&d #dnd #dungeons & dragons #dungeons and dragons #dnd oc #d&d oc #tabaxi #tabaxis #this character still doesn’t have a name and simply exists to exist but I like them a lot #I’m very happy with the design and how things turned out #the inspo was: my tea party bracelets bjd dolls like the ones moonlight jewel and dollightful have made #and kintsugi #my toxic trait is believing that I could conceivably make this doll irl #I have never customized a doll in my life and don’t have any of the like necessary skills or equipment #all I do is collect and redress dolls and watch a ton of doll custom videos #anyways the whiskers would be made from really thin wires and probably little gold beads at the very end #I’m like really happy with how this turned out tbh! #I hope y’all like it as much as I do!!

[sprung-from-the-grave]

He may not like them that much, but the con army needs as many as it can get

With and with out background

#megatron #starscream #shockwave #soundwave #rumble #transformers art #transformers #tf #vaguely custom designs #digital art #don’t question where their weapons went

[dozydawn]

Photographed by Ron Galella, 1985.

#partially ​​inspired by the perfume divin’enfant (2006) by etat libre d’orange. #my parents are bikers okay and i’m nothing like them but i do love the smell of the harley davidson stores they’d bring me into. #all the sexiness of the leather and metal but none of the grime. unnaturally clean and slightly sweet smelling. #and the faint smell of cigarettes brought in from the other customers #so fucking hot and i don’t want to analyze any of it #i have to speed walk past harley shops like a victoria’s secret okay it illicits a reaction from me #ron galella #1985 #1980s #details #chains #divin’enfant #1k

[geryone]

Fighting the urge to kill customers is so #retail

#explaining to customers that actually I don’t decide the price of items #& having them get annoyed at me? simply ridiculous #also @ the people who say that they can get books cheaper at Amazon while they’re standing in my indie bookstore: I will hunt you

[sctumsempra]

this is so incredibly self indulgent but. hear me out

#severus snape #snape #pro snape #snape fanart #procreate #sketch #barista!snape #my new obsession. it just makes so much sense #i don’t think he’d be a manager. my guy is over responsibility #would roll up to his fifth closing shift of the week and pray there was someone on register so he didn’t have to talk for a few hours #‘what do you recommend?’ bluescreens with the most customer service inappropriate look on his face #ignores the work group chat like the plague but if you text him he will cover your shift every time without fail #actually owns ten of the same black turtleneck and two pairs of black jeans and will not wear anything else #may or may not be based on real events

[luckthebard]

CritRole putting out a green version of the large Dice Bag of Hoarding has reminded me of one of the most embarrassing moments in CR/TTRPG twitter history, when CR first launched the bag back in 2019 and it started a Discourse about CR’s shop destroying the livelihood of all small creators in the tabletop space. If you don’t remember this, I WISH I were joking.

#Laura was uncomfortably like ‘and lots of people make custom bags too don’t forget!’ #WHILE hawking the bag she had commissioned an indie artist to design for the CR store #just next level embarrassing overreaction #critical role #cr discourse

[blackholemojis]

[ID: two versions of an emoji showing a person meowing “miaoo” with their mouth open like pac-man. In the second they have cat ears and a tail. /End ID]

#“I’m going to draw ears and noses on all of my emojis in the futur” I say and then don’t (lol) #person emojis #vocal stimming #emotes #custom emoji #custom emote #discord emoji #discord emojis #discord emote